/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Not me, i like piss

>>6445790
You can't just dox Aqua, it's against the rules to call them by their real names!

Stop with this meme. Suisei is a cute idol, she does not piss, shit, fart or whatever else you fantasize about.

>>6446422
based anonchama

>>6445790
That's a lot of ringo juice. Is she really going to drink all of it?

Don't lewd Suisei, faggot. Stop using her as your mascot

>>6450964
>>6451079
It's not lewd to imagine Suisei's warm piss streaming out after hours of desperately holding it in.

>>6452204
If it's not lewd then why does reading it give me a boner?

>>6452341
>>6452204
Neck yourselves

bump

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm39022686
https://twitter.com/tyarhannnogu/status/1414600632057536519
According to deepl, an artist vtuber who tells a childhood story of wetting themselves at school, hoping to awaken a pee fetish in viewers

>>6455206
Nice

I too like orange juice.

>>6455206
>hoping to awaken a pee fetish in viewers
>awaken
Oh boy, she's in for a surprise.

>>6455574
Maybe there are viewers who weren't aware of the fetish who are hearing about it for the first time.

>>6457411
>>6455574
Watersports evangelism, huh? Sugoi.

>>6455206
>>6455429
>>6455574
remember to check out that guys's profile, he posts a lot of "juicy" stuff people here might find interesting

>>6464221
>he
Nevermind then.

>>6464348
I meant the guy who clipped it and posted it on twitter. The vtuber is (probably) a girl, idk.

>>6464399
The question was brought up in a past ringo thread, but I wonder what people's stance is on babiniku ringo

>>6471018
isn't that just man piss? why would you want that?

>>6471691
Feminine boys have cute pee too. Because I want to tease ringo content in my own streams when I start but I have a penis

>>6452627
Hardly anything surprises me anymore.

>>6472285
>spoiler
talk about a niche within a niche within a niche
not interested in femboy ringo personally but i'd be interested in what kind of content would come out of it. looking forward to it anon

I wonder what Ayame's chocolate is like?

>>6473132
I just want to spread the joy of ringo, even if I have to become the subject myself

>>6473754
I can't tell if he needs to piss or got hit in the balls.

>>6473873
imagine a tidal wave of sui ringo crashing into Times Square

>>6474069
Well it wouldn't smell any different

>>6473559
a constant spray of chunky, semi-liquid yellow chocolate

>>6474277
No, I refuse to believe such low quality chocolate comes our of that glossy white anus.

>>6474355
what do you think ayame's chocolate is like then, anon?

IT REAL?!

>>6474407

>>6446422
Does she cum?

>>6474479
what about the taste?

>>6474759
strawberry

>>6474839
that can't be healthy

>>6474905
just pure indulgence

>>6472285
What specifically?

>>6474520
Yes, but because she chooses to. It's only excretion that she doesn't do.

>>6476622
I'd like to do some kind of drinking game/pee holding endurance streams.Since I'm the one who fucked up on archiving the Airi clip, I feel obligated to create my own clip of peeing in a bottle to replace it

>>6479222
Post voice

Why suisei tie with pee?

>>6480110
ringo

>>6480110
SEE
>>6474460

>>6480110
Suisei claims that she doesn't use the toilet because she's an idol. It's the forbidden fruit attraction; because Suisei doesn't want anyone to know she uses the toilet, it's way more appealing to imagine her doing it.

>>6479222
I'll watch if you're cute

>>6480919
>>6480110
There was the "pissing in Suisei's ass" ritualpost long before the ringo threads even started.

>>6445790

Anyone got an archive of the stories that were posted in previous threads?

>>6479222
>>6483133
https://voca.ro/141CLxNDqtV8
I'm still at the stage where I hate hearing the sound of my own voice, and I don't think it's cute at all. Roast the shit out of me

>>6485397
And of course I fucked up the reply chain >>6479921

>>6485363
I don't think so. It would be good to have them all archived in one place.

>>6452627
Didn't he ever update us on his quest? Is it in mass production yet?

>>6474479
Are there any other chuubas with this kind of soft chocolate?

>>6492040
Korone.

>>6485397
if you want to have the femboy appeal I suggest looking into voice training. The voice sounds too masculine

>>6492040
Ame

What would Namirin's piss taste like in the morning?

>>6499173
Doesn't she still eat bread, even after being diagnosed as gluten intolerant?

>>6501488
IMAGINE

Reminder: Ame had to reschedule a stream after "plumbing issues" in her new apartment.

>>6503405
You all know that hole is far from tight.
She layed down one hell of a loaf. Piss water overflowing when she flushed soaked the underside of her thighs and dripped down her feet. She probably made a cute "eeep" sound and/or a *HIC* when she first felt the wetness. I wonder if she was wearing socks that ended up drenched in both of her fluids or if she was barefoot and made little splish splashes with her naked soles on the tiles.

>>6505490
keep going i'm almost there

>"my bladder is so full! I'm glad I made it in time"
>she's sweating bullets and red faced, holding it while streaming is never easy
>PSHHHHHHHHHHHH
>a strong and straight line comes out of her, hitting the interior of the toilet and splashing everywhere inside it
>"Aaahhhhh, the relief!"
>PSHHhhhhhh....
>the stream recedes meekly, the last droplets soaking her lips
>"Oh shit, there's more coming"
>BRAAAAAAAP
>clenching her face, she forces her asshole to open up
>"God, a huge one is coming!!"
>painfully forcing it harder, the tip of the log is exposed
>the bathroom is starting to smell of her dragon scent
>"Ghhh AAhhh"
>gasping for air, her piece finally begins sliding down her ring
>despite the huge circumference it slides down quite easily
>*Plop*
>Coco is now wasted, but proud
>Rising up from the seat, despite the soreness of her ass, she takes a look of her work
>Smiling big, she flushes, bidding goodbye to what once was part of her

>>6506058
i am so glad i didn't get a boner while reading this

>>6506411
The why are you here?

>>6506515
This is the shit and piss thread?

>>6506548
Ye

Can somebody please post the hololive piss tier list? Thanks.

>>6508521

>>6503405
someone post the screencap of THAT greentext

>>6508521
is there a hololive shit tierlist? asking for a friend

Why's Airi gotta do that one oshigaman stream and then nothing piss related since. Airi, you got my hopes up...

>>6515646
People discussed it previously, but didn't make one iirc. You can try if you have any ideas.

>>6517307
ironic

>>6517307
is this the new ritualpost for all ringo threads now?

>>6517505
Apparently so.

>>6515646
Here’s one for the smell. I’d like to see one for size and one for consistency though.

>>6519661
We should really have a 3-dimensional graph to incorporate all of those factors.

>>6516887
True. I hope we can get some fresh material soon...

>>6516887
Didn’t she get banned for it? That would explain it.

>>6522867
She was doing all types of lewd content, her channel was going to get fucked irrespective of the pee video.

you faggots better stay in your containment thread

>>6523104
You're the only faggot here dude.

>>6522867
Streaming the sound of water being poured into a bottle was hardly the worst thing she did. Not to mention that she did stream the same type of content after she got her channel back, so it's not like it's out of the question or something.
She just doesn't want to do it.

>>6492040
Ina after she consumes lactose

>>6519661
Wtf is that based on?

Emergency bump

>Rena had her eyes move slightly while supposedly taking a break to pick flowers
Is there a vtuber magic that does that or she pissed into a bottle?

>>6535954
Is there a timestamp? Generally the model doesn't move unless it recognises a face, so it's possible that she was using a bottle. Then again, that seems unlikely if she announced a break. If she's going AFK anyway, why not just get up and use the toilet?

>>6530894
I didn’t make it and it was from a thread back in March so who knows?

>>6530432
I want to feed Ina ice cream before a HoloEN off-collab.

Bump

Is sweat allowed here?

>>6547948
I don't see why not.

>>6547948
if it comes out of a girls body it's allowed here

>>6472285
Anon. Babinikus are not femenine. That's a trap. Babinikus are just normal guys with normal voices who use a female avatar. But never act girly nor femenine

>>6499265
Delicious and refreshing. You could almost say it fills you with hope.

Someone is selling a Suisei Daki where she wets herself.
https://momoyaro.booth.pm/items/3064216

>>6552035
Imagine sleeping with Suisei and waking up to the bed being covered in pee

>>6551007
based

I want to snort holo farts so fucking badly. I want to be surrounded by erupting holobutts so their stink mixes together and i can breathe it all in. I want each gen to crush me with their butts and rip ass all over my head. I want to squeeze into a cramped elevator with the entire hololive roster after they've eaten expired kimchi and pass out from the scent of their sweaty bodies and farts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh1I6rKIZuI

>>6555011
She definitely saw it.
I bet she sniffed it and fingered herself.

>>6555011
Iinchou also gave her side of the story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdocbKeW5vc
I might be imagining things, but when she mentions Suisei "eventually" returning, it makes me wonder just how long Suisei was in the restroom (and what she did there).

>>6552035
ordering one now

>>6556331
Sui/Mito scat porn when?

>>6556546
What would it consist of?

>>6557266
a contest of who's is bigger.

> hates vshojo for poopoopeepee humour

> ringo thread is a permanent fixture

Never change, /vt/.

>>6559210
>he thinks this thread is humorous in nature
>he thinks scatological humor is funny
Never change, retard.

>>6559210
wanting to eat my oshi's poop is not humorous.

>>6558767
I could see this happening. Mito would be down for it because she's Mito and thinks it's funny, and Suisei never wants to lose at anything, even taking a shit.

still waiting for a Mori Poop Scientist to contend with the Suisei Piss Scientist

>>6562302
Deadbeats aren't as dedicated to their oshi

https://imgur.com/a/WCZlITA

>>6565437
based
still waiting on that sweat imgur someone was doing some time ago

Since there's a bath thread up, I have to ask, which chuubas tend to piss in the bathwater instead of getting out? Which one would shit in the water?

>>6566386
I imagine some of the lazier girls like Shion would relax and let it out freely. Aqua probably does it because she never realised she was supposed to get out. Matsuri pisses in the bath because she keeps trying to hold it until she's done and failing.
I find it hard to imagine any of them shitting in the bath. Maybe the ones with weak bowels, like Ayame or Ina, because they couldn't get out in time.

>>6566386
Fumino Tamaki actually said on stream that she pees in the bath. Not in the bathtub itself but next to it where you rinse your body before getting on the tub.
She also said she did it in a friend's house (Fumi, a coworker from Nijisanji).

>>6567926
I imagine a lot of japs do this.

>>6568667
Even if they do it most people have the sense to keep it hidden, just like peeing in the pool or eating boogers.

>>6568771
>eating boogers
Okay, I have to ask, which holos eat their boogers?

>>6559210
So you think Suityan pissing into my mouth is funny, huh? Looks like we have a fucking comedian in here, how about you tell me another joke, ah?

>>6567926
Imagine the smell

>>6554831
Imagine
>Haachama returns from hiatus
>Cover holds an off-collab with all the girls to celebrate
>Haachama cooks all the food, including a few "special" ingredients
>there's only one bathroom in the entire building

>>6578375
Pretty sure Haachama might kill some of them just from food poisoning

>>6578507
That just means she'll have more ingredients for next time.

>>6578507
They're idols, they can survive. The same can't be said about the Cover office's toilets though.

>>6579518
They might be out of action for a week while recovering though. The BIG YABE would be declared on here even though we all know it was Haachama being Haachama

>>6474520
buckets

>>6445790
I love that dude too.

>>6579594
There wouldn't be time to declare any big yabs, we'd be too busy looking through (and clipping) the vod for the girls farting, shitting their pants or running to the toilet.

>>6580509
Would there be any girls vomiting too?

>>6581906
Between Mio and Chammers, at least one.

>>6578375
Who would win the toilet battle royale?

>>6585171
Maybe biggest ass wins? So Polka. Although Korone is fit and could fight the others.

>>6585692
Don't forget Marin one of the fatest asses in hololive

>>6585692
>>6585954
Biggest ass or widest hole?

>>6480110
https://www.livestrong.com/article/440660-side-effects-of-apple-juice/

>>6574648
can someone make a sound post a a plopping sound the moment she gets on the toilet?

>>6586190
>Drinking too much apple juice gives you diarrhea
How many times has she not made it in time, I wonder?

>>6586458
No, but you can have this instead.
https://files.catbox.moe/9043fo.mp4

>>6586575
not as funny

>>6585692
My theory is Noel would be able to fight the others off, but rather than using the toilet herself she'd let Flare go first (assuming only one toilet)

>>6586575
Nice.

>>6586159
>>6585954
Marine would die on the way of running to the toilet. She would arrive last so get only chance would be to just sit on the winner's lap and spray away.

>>6586685
Funny?

>>6586462
She usually makes it, even if she has to run as soon as her stream ends. Most of her accidents are when Anemachi is already in the bathroom.

>>6587817
Does Anemachi have to clean it up since it's her fault?

>>6587904
Anemachi doesn't have to, but she feels guilty and Suisei sometimes cries when it happens, so she cleans up out of courtesy.

>>6559210
No one in this bread is joking reddit spacer.

>>6588572
>ywn give Ame a shredded bread enema

>>6588965
>ywn make ame's roomate hold it in after eating an entire package of bread

>>6445790
pee pee
poo poo

>>6590370
>ywn fuck her in the ass while she's trying to hold it in

>>6590370
Just plug her ass with your dick

>>6590370
>>6590849
I just want to go in the bathroom after she goes and marinate in her scent.

>>6590370
>make ame hold it in
>have a perfectly good chest
ngmi

>>6591082
I’d rather she bury my dick in her gluten diarrhea than my chest.

Where's that ame ritualpost anon when you need him?

In base to https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1415699467949514753?s=20:

>"Hi mi little sprout, wanna go for a walk?"
>You raise your head to let her know you want to since dogs don't speak but she puts her foot on your head and makes you kiss the ground
>"Dogs shouldn't have their head so high up, if you're so desperate to go outside then bark as a good dog"
>You bark as she slides her foot from over your head towards your chin and raises it with her pointy shoe
>"Then let's go for a walk"
>She puts the collar on and you go outside towards her garden, you go for about 10 minutes and then get the urge to urinate so you raise your leg. As you do it she slaps your ass with her thorns and your urethra closes reflexively
>"Bad little sprout, you cannot do that until i do it first"
>She then pulls down her panties and lifts her skirt
>"Open wide and get closer, this sweet nectar contains a lot of nutrients for a plant to grow tall and strong"
>You do as she says but keep a little distance as like preparing to drink from a water fountain. She then gets a hold of the back of your head and pushes it towards her crotch
>"You should know better than to have the chance for my sweet nectar to spill"
>You suffocate a little with the smell of roses that emanate from her body and taste the sweet pheromones that come from her opening, as you let your tongue inside you can taste the sweet nectar of a rose.
Your eyes meet with her's as she squints her eyes as a reaction from relieving her bladder, you can also feel the liquid moving inside her from all the way inside right into your open mouth. The flow begins as she closes her eyes and the sweet nectar you tasted before is quickly contrasted by the sour and salty taste of her pee, the characteristic smell of ammonia and your throat having problems swallowing it all but being forced to by sheer force.
This goes on for a minute or so and you begin to lose consciousness, while doing so you remember that she didn't got to telieve herself since yesterday and spent all day drinking black tea. She finally lets you go as you collapse face up on the floor barely conscious with a huge boner
>"Since you enjoyed my gift to you so much, i might as well be a kind lady and help you out with that"
>She smiles smugly as she opens her lower lips and unloads the remaining contents of her bladder on your erect member. As the warm fluids begin flowing from the head and into your shaft you can feel it like if a hand stroked it going downwards infinitely, the feeling makes you so aroused you thrust your hips upwards and let loose of your semen, wasted under a golden shower as it tries to fly through the air but is overpowered by the force of her stream
>"What a weak spurt, but it's expected from a little sprout like you"
>You lie on the floor in afterglow as the world around you fades away and you fall unconscious in the warm nectar of your mistress

>>6592446
I'm suddenly excited to watch this girl. Also what happened to the reader's urge to piss?

>>6593244
He's popping a fat one all the way since putting his mouth on her slit so probably pissed himself after going KO

>>6592029
How's this instead?

>"Freshly baked, just for you, anon."

>>6595975
>that ass hair
sauce?

>>6596219
https //twitter com/R1883661920/status/1389914356884725762
and a bonus
https //twitter com/mogmog_sukebe/status/1412434652149682178

>>6596281
Patrician taste anon

>>6595975
what is mio's chocolate like?

>>6595852
Imagine that she forgets about it and you happen to come over and offer to clean the box, and then you see those ancient doric order pillars in there, they are so heavy the little plastic shovel is close to breaking when you lift just one, so you decide to pick the rest up with your hand.

>>6597502
just put it on a plate

>>6595852
To whoever wrote this: I hope you find success in all your endeavors. Simple words cannot describe my appreciation. It’s my go to whenever I need a quick nut. Please write more.

>>6597489
a bit bitter and nutty.

>>6595852
I'm a brapfag yet I'm utterly defeated by this. Somehow shitstink is A-OK with my brain but actual logs aren't.

>>6602611
So you like the smell of girl poop, but just don’t like seeing it? Or do you just like farts?

>>6603197
Farts don't smell like shit unless you need to shit and the turds push the gas out. The farts that are created early in the digestive process and come out way before you need to take a shit smell from digested sulfur, from the amino acid serin, which turns into mercaptans, while the actual, true shitsmell is caused by indole rings which are nitrogen containing aromatic organic compounds.

Bump

>>6601754
a shame most writefags went away after that one event

>>6606226
Enlighten me

>>6607620
right after the greentext in >>6595852 was posted the thread got immediately pruned and killed off most of the traffic these threads got for a good while

>>6606226
I'm still here, and I'm still working on that story I promised a few threads ago.
Writer's block is a bitch, and I'm thinking of axing a few segments I had planned because they're not as fun to write.

>>6608615
It's good to hear you're still working on it, I'm excited for the finished product.

not yet

Remember when Haachama puked? That was pretty hot. Hopefully she comes back to do it again.

Emergency bump

this thread is full of degeneracy
anyway, anyone heard from the piss alchemist again. I want to know if he's succeeded yet

>>6568667
I'm willing to bet more people do in general but just won't admit it. imo so long as it goes straight down the drain, I see no problem

>>6621956
The piss alchemist can't know if his recreation succeeded without authentic Suisei piss for comparison. Maybe that's why he hasn't updated us, he's trying to obtain a sample of the real stuff.

>>6625310
What would it take to bribe Anemachi for a sample?

>>6625598
Anemachi is a pretty devoted sister. You'd have to kidnap and ransom her plushies, which would work but would also weigh on your conscience for the rest of your life. There's also the problem of how Anemachi would convince Suisei to pee in a bottle or other container. An easier method would be to impersonate a doctor and request that Suisei submit a piss sample to be tested for some rare yet debilitating throat disease.

>>6625310

>>6621956
This board is full of degeneracy*
ftfy

>>6632867
This website is full of degeneracy*

Which chuubas will be next to pee themselves on stream?

>>6635948
Your oshi

>>6640515
nice

>>6640515
What if I'm DD? Does that mean every holo will pee themselves?

>>6604228
Thanks brap scientist.

>>6640515

>>6643375
Mikopee...

>>6635948
What I wanna know is, which chuubas would admit it? As a corrolary, which chuubas wouldn't admit it, but it would be possible to figure out anyway?

>>6643375
baby 35chi cheeks debuchi

Ame fart story from the writing general for anyone interested: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR2L5LbouzyIaMGDsIh_FBJ6w7iD5Q1RHb-r2bbxT3uA5xQYyevRCE841PfgZhTdeZ9w6CwusBgql2Y/pub

>>6651253
I can't see many of them admitting to it. Matsuri already did, but she has a fetish and probably got off on the humiliation. Marine might, as would Coco if she were still streaming. We could figure out a decent amount of them depending on how desperate they were beforehand. If a girl hadn't used the bathroom for hours, was shifting side to side uncomfortably then suddenly panicked and stopped the stream, it's not hard to infer she peed herself. I'd be more interested in how they try and hide it to avoid the humiliation.

>>6652498
why does ame attract so many ambrosia enthusiasts?
not that im complaining

>>6656238
>my tummy horts
>i can't eat bread but im going to anyways
>stream is cancelled guys i painted my chair brown again
Captcha N TW4T so not just her 4SS then

>>6656457
Also, she’s the most popular holo on here, so statistically she’s bound to have some.

https //twitter com/backhoka/status/1406614805763473412

>>6657606
https //twitter com/backhoka/status/1406034066386952199/photo/1

>>6657606

>>6657606
>>6657633
Are you a faggot?

https://twitter.com/Papino_is_SKEBE/status/1359084007963594753

>>6642031
Yes, during the next big event or concert where they all appear together.