/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with wuffians!

I almost did a good thread without bloated OP
because I want to say
FUWAWA SEX

so it turns out if i try to use a tinyurl for the merch link, it starts to mark the OP post as spam
so we'll have this long funny-ugly link unless theres an alternative

>>65463156
thanks for holding back, i think the op is much less bloated now though with the changes
songs are songs -- oh wait fuwamoco has a youtube playlist of all their music, maybe i'll just link that instead

Is this kind of post bait? I genuinely can't comprehend not thinking it's amazing that she wants to share with us what a couple of months ago was an embarrassed confession that even Fuwawa teased her for. Hell, two weeks ago when she talked about maybe slotting another watchalong before the end of the year, and people said "let's watch one of your romance movies", she still wasn't fully confident.
This is such a key moment to share with her. I get people who may not have the time to catch it live or whatever, but people acting like it's a huge sacrifice or something that may change their minds on them come out as insane to me. It's one of the most adorable payoffs so far.
And I'm usually a Fuwawa guy, but this is cinema.

hmm is friday morning stream a not!mococo solo stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LBUGKmvebc
also holy shit mococo in glasses is so cute AHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LBUGKmvebc
cameo is out of the question now

Mococo must have had to talk to Coco to do this segment right?
Wonder how that convo went

あさモコLIVE frame up

>>65463284
first mococo solo stream hype

>>65463296
Nope. Cover owns all rights to anything Coco.

>>65463212
using the playlist seems like a good idea

>>65463300
>>65463288
MOCOCO WITH GLASSES SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
if its a mococo solo stream i may be sending my 2nd supachat in my life.....

>>65463342
That's Moco not Mococo though?

>>65463212
you could probably put all the songs in a paste bin for condensing

>>65463296
They probably did out of respect. It probably went with them saying they're big fans, introducing their own morning show, telling their idea and asking for her blessing. Then she said "yeah, sure", and that was it.

>>65463284
where is Fuwawa

>>65463212
>/baubau/-related content
>has the porn mega
Baused and thank you

>>65463485
with me

>Ninja warrior
>Asacoco spin off
>New year countdown
>They end up spamming jp stream in the end
lol
lmao

>>65463408
nah i mean, fuwamoco has a playlist on their channel already for all their music
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf4O_VcbYo24EjtizbTZt_tTgwXaaK8N-

putting it in OP would be better than listing songs or pastebin since its dynamically updated, with this should be the final cutdown to the OP to make it slim and easy to navigate

>>65463497
it's probably the most related content there is with how every thread goes

>>65463552
so true sister

>>65463284
>>65463288
I CAN HEAR THE BGM
the glasses belongs to another vtuber though lemao

RAFFERANS
DON'T BITE THE COMPLAINERFAG AND CHANGS BAITS

>>65463296
Of course not. coco doesn't exist anymore

VN list could be updated with Mococo's MG recommendations too, I think it only has Fuwawa's
https://blog.mangagamer.org/2022/09/01/akira-birthday-sale/#more-42593

sex is back on the menu
https://twitter.com/REVIL0L/status/1740429967023116716/photo/1

I don't care about anything asacoco other than the skits. Doing fun skits with other ENs in them could be good. The other stuff is whatever.

>>65463681
was it ever off the menu?

>>65463695
Good thing this is asamoco and not asacoco!

>>65463497
>>65463556
>>65463212
ITS PIRACY, RETARDGODS

>>65463606
How to spot a newfag
Coco was literally the first hololive vtuber to use glasses

>>65463650
>Ultimate Boob Wars: Big Breasts vs Flat Chests
>Sisterly Bliss ~ Don’t Let Mom Find Out!
Kinoeh

>>65463681
Need Mocosex.

>>65463734
Coco and glasses are not related in my mind because I'm older

What's up with the coco hate? Just respect their wishes, they love coco/kson so much so that they went to a meetup with her. Stop hating, more loving.

>>65463744
The titles are so good, kek. They do have the side effect of making you take it less seriously, even though they are eye catchy. Some names are just too silly for you to not assume they're low budget trash, but they end up being pretty good.

>>65463850
*bites the complainer bait*

>>65463850
back to your containment thread faggot

So you dummies have the movie ready, right?

>>65463745
fuzzians eating good with this art... carried around pressed against mocobunnys breast
feels good to be a mocoCHAD

>>65463212
be 64 times based!

>>65463874
>>65463906
Listen it's not my problem you guys are newfags who claim to love your oshi without knowing jack shit about them, that's ok, but don't tell me to go away when you guys are the ones disrespecting them

i never liked kson
i never liked reddit
i never liked chinks because they made chama cry
fuck of cocotards your bitch is a whore

>>65463650
>went completely as expected save for one
Moco-chan is a sweetheart.

>>65464088
careful with that edge you gon cut yourself dawg

>>65464029
didn't notice his face until now, kek

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/18sznxd/%E3%81%82%E3%81%95%E3%83%A2%E3%82%B3liveasamoco_live_news1229_fuwamoco/

reddit post about asamoco

>>65464053
omnomnomnom

Hello I am a totally real Ruffian and I want them to talk about having anal plug tails with Coco that would be super based and btfo parasocial incels

>>65463156
why moco looks like a jojo character?
>>65463300
is this a good idea?
do we have to fight the second great chink war?

>>65464088
this is just a normal opinion, but I also don't care about Haachama

>>65463745
more mocosex

>>65463681
I'm malding because everybody is forgetting the strap that ties in the back

>>65464218
why are their eyes so alluring in this
what do they want from me?

>>65464088
>>65464123
>>65464202
(You)

>>65464265
>wau wau~
>bau bau~

we already have like a mococo solo morning segment and a mococo santa solo stream and now maybe a solo shitpost stream
when is fuwawas turn

>>65464296
I can count the number of vtubers I care about on one hand. How is that bait?

https://yts.mx/movies/the-princess-switch-2018
Is this the right one?

>>65464360
I rather have more Fuwawa comfy sex gaming or zatsu stream

>>65464348

quick someone post the picture of them with kson so we can have a meltdown thread

She's only doing this as a joke because Mo Coco

>>65464375
(You)
>>65464420
unlimited yous awaits for this one

sex

>>65464360
Only Fuwawa has had a solo stream up till now. Morning pup talk doesn't really mean anything since the stream has both of them. That's like saying Fuwawa reads nearly every SC so it's unfair for Mococo.

>talk to yt support
>"we'll send it off to a specialist to get it fixed, itll take 24 hours"
>24 hours later get message "its fixed!"
>its not fixed
>talk to yt support AGAIN
>"we'll send it off to a specialist to get it fixed, itll take 24 hours"
I feel like im talking to actual robots, why are they all absolutely incapable of helping
? I literally know what the issue is now, they just keep circling me through the SAME shit over and over. I've already made an alt and membered through that, at least...

>>65464420
This never happened

>>65464420
I feel pretty confident in saying there are far more people silently annoyed by the off topic garbage than people who actively dislike kson. Wish you faggots would understand this and fuck off.

Mococo is getting too many solo streams, when is Fuwawa's turn again?

with

>>65463300
wheres Fuwawa???

>>65464381
https://gofile.io/d/9CKnHH

>>65464529
She hasnt had a single solo stream though. This is her first

>>65464529
Will this be a solo stream, though? The name itself makes it clear she'll be "the main host", but Fuwawa being one of the "guest appearances" seems like a guarantee to me. Unless she's busy with something else that day.

>>65464420
They probably don't even know who Kson is, nice try though

even if this is a mococo-solo stream, the problem is she wont read supachats after it most likely
so any praise and love for her will just get read by both
we need a fucking TRUE solo stream from her, fuwawa got to read supachats and be showered in love, mococo hasn't gotten that opportunity

>>65464520
(You)

>>65464591
Thanks, I've already downloaded it from the link I've posted. Also got EN subs here https://www.opensubtitles.org/en/subtitles/7543354/the-princess-switch-en , they seem to be perfectly synched.

>>65464656
Mococo is avoiding solo SC readings because she knows she won't get any love confessions unlike her beautiful sexy sister Fuwawa who gets 10 per minute

>>65464656
is mococo being shy and thats why she is only doing shitpost

Imagine the amount of baits next week when niji announce selen termination or she announce that she tried to unalive herself

>>65464713
thanks for visiting us today, Fuwawa

>>65464656
>fuwawa got to read supachats and be showered in love,
God imagine how much love Fuwawa would get showered in if she had her Solo stream now that the gachis have fallen even deeper.

>>65463300
>same glasses that kson uses

>>65464742
I'm unsure what this has to do with FuwaMoco

this movie is straight garbage isn't it...

>>65464742
how is that even remotely relevant to FWMC? wouldn't that bait end up in the catalog?

>>65463212
whaet?
oh..>>65463125
also that link does not include mococo's initial voice
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q="Talent_モココ・アビスガード"%2B"Talent_フワワ・アビスガード"b

>>65464742
Judging by how horrific the threads are anytime theres some retarded nonHolo YAB, I know this place will be literally unusable

>>65464786
This thread is the main target for niji baits

>>65464799
sadly its not barbie kino and maybe is even trasher due the current wave of awaken content
I only hope its the most cliché ever so we can see mococo being girly and stuff

Kson isn't even a vtuber at this point, so the mods should view any and all posts mentioning her as off-topic.

>>65464846
That's global and always will be

>>65464799
it's a netflix show so 100%, im doing this for mocochan

you faggots just never learn huh? see ya for the watch along
reminder that you let faggots like this win everyday >>56010509

>>65464799
It's romcom slop, but Mococo loves this kind of thing...

>>65464846
baubau is the main target for any trolling. ruffians can't help themself but bite any bait

>>65464799
They go from not knowing anything western to the worst examples of it. I just wish they had good taste in western media, there's so much they don't know about (even in the specific genre of cute Christmas movies) and we have to waste our limited time together with this.

>>65464742
>>65464786
>>65464846
>>65464806
>>65464812
>>65464846
>>65464884
>>65464873
>>65464935
(You)

I give up, there are like 3 of them I can't win this

Finally, we also were able to (somehow) get a ticket for kson’s Meet & Greet! We talked about it lots in our Twitter Space, but we feel really lucky to have been able to meet her! We told her congrats about winning the Yakuza Cabaret Girl audition, and that it made us really happy to see her dream come true! We’ll continue to work hard for our dreams too!

>>65464959
they have shit taste in basically everything but they're passionate about it and we love them for it

>>65464808
selecting both talents doesn't display both of their starting voices, the filter attempts to do whatever includes BOTH, and both of them arent on the same starting voice, so it can only be one
for the time being, since wherever theres mococo, there will be fuwawa & vice versa, its fine for the link to be fuwawa-filtered, ruffians should be smart enough to find mococos starting voice if they need

>>65464984
I KNEEL

>>65464984
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>65464935
Sister also mimic bait eaters they are evolving

>wake up
>think of Mococo sex instead of Fuwawa sex
>check twitter
>mfw
How did I know

thanks jannies <3

>>65464959
It's perfect in line with what they like, anon. Well more specifically Mococo. She likes sweet cozy romance because she probably really wants to have that in real life.
These two like a shitload of garbage, and some kino like cobra. They love that stuff so much it's endearing.

Princess Switch movie download:
https://gofile.io/d/9CKnHH

https://mega.nz/folder/MKU1WLJA#xLNXzFipU6bcOBAonhr_Qg

>>65463284
>>65463300
GATA
GATA

>the wall is the only white love 100k congratulations post they like
We love THE WALL and I'm tired of anyone pretending they aren't the greatest wuffian.

>>65464799
true girlfriend experience with Mococo

now I cant stop thinking about mococo's fat ass in tight jeans again ...

not big on this next morning show, never gave the owner any attention.
what I can expect from it?

>>65464959
>we have to waste our limited time
works fine on my machine

>>65465197
I've been twitter shadowbanned so I don't even post outside of replying to them anymore....

asamoco is a homage to coco 4th anniversary . don't know what there is to argue about it even, i wish we didn't get thread shitters every fucking day

If you want the girlfriend experience, you have to sit through the trashy romcom flicks okæy un un

>>65465266
yes but there is usually sex afterwards...

>>65465257
>asamoco is a homage to coco 4th anniversary
Yeah obviously. asacoco was an important show for the EN audience and Hololive as a whole.

>>65465257
>>65465309
(You)

>>65465222

Mococo and Coco dont have a nose

I like kson becuse she revealed that niji block collabs with her because of china

>>65465169
thanks anon, i was just gonna use the family netflix but im glad i tested it beforehand because i forgot they downgraded to the plan that has ads

>>65465450
>netflix
>ads
wtf

>>65465429
(You/)x2
very good

>>65464984
I don't know how to feel about this, I don't hate Kson, but if they like her that much I guess I have to respect her I guess

>>65465486
yeah it's bad, there were at least 10+ ad breaks in the movie when i looked at it

>people are back to paying to watch ads
cable tv all over again

>>65465616
(me) not including the 45 second unskippable ad that played before the movie even started

Since the threads being shat up, maybe I should shit it up some more with a random thought I had earlier.
It's kinda funny how the most hated girls in EN(mori/kiara) are the ones who treat them the absolute best and most respectfully, outside of Advent, I mean. I feel like there's some monkey's paw shit going on here kek
See you bros later for cute romcom mocoslop!

Its not easy being the best

>>65464984
I'm a newfag, is that really them?

I paid the 15 dollars and cancelled immediately
This movie better be worth 15 dollars mococo or else I'll call you baby loser.

>>65465716
>no dog ears
>no visible tails
>no pink/blue hair highlights
>clearly human and not dog
Verdict: NOT THEM.

>>65465676
Oh yeah now that you mention it Calli and Kiara absolutely adore Kson, guess you can't escape that bitch

>>65465737
You could have just downloaded the gofile or mega

>>65465616
huh my parents got netflix and i just did the premium didn't even notice there was a basic with adds option.
kinda insane considering their entire catalog and what they recommend is utter garbage

>>65465676
game recognize game, they're all extremely dedicated nose to the grindstone pursuing their goals. I think it's really sweet and definitely way preferred to a lot of the others who just don't even stream or do the bare minimum.

can't wait for the romanceslop either, I am overjoyed she went through with choosing it

>>65465737
The movie isn't worth it, but the time spent with Mococo will be

>>65465322
I've made so many nose edits, that I don't know if that's mine or not. I do have it saved from aug 2020.

>>65465716
I guess so, that text surely reminds me of the way they talk

>>65465676
Mori I respect but Kiara is a little bitch to them.

>>65465676
fauna, mumei, and bae are nice to them too though
bae was recently nice i the mario kart collab
fauna and mumei were sweethearts, especially when fwmc called intoo faunas horror game stream to hang out

>>65465737
the movie is going to be unforgettable trash but you're spending spending time with your cute fuzzy girlfriend cuddled up by the fireplace so it's ok

>Mococo with glasses

i absolutely loved the haaaaaa~ sound mococo was making during the christmas story stream
melted my heart

>>65465676
>kiara
a little group of discord sisters who takes estrogen on daily basis, shits on her to the point of destroying her image
>mori
she doesnt give a fuck about her fans so most of the early people fucked off but nobody cares about her until she starts pushing males on the other girls again

both are amazing to work with regardless of what their fanbases says

>>65465657
how can they not be back to paying for ads when they have dummies like this anon >>65465737 that pay for a movie that is pretty much everywhere for free and without netflix ads without even torrenting or downloading anything?

>>65465875
Fuck everyone that is not FUWAMOCO
I'm tired of you faggots talking about kson, fauna, mumei, gura, calli and whatever the fuck your favorite vtuber is, get the fuck out of my thread

>>65465875
I agree that theyre all very nice, but they never felt nice in the "senpai" sort of way like those other two unironically do

>>65465936
BAUSED
Stay ontopic you guys.

>>65465936
based

>>65465936
exactly

>>65465936
Ogey, I'll talk about friend instead since no one ever minds.

>>65465676
never watched hololive much beside abit jp, but the obsession that en fans have hating the only two consistent streamers from myth is derange

>>65465961
>stay on topic
>that post explicitly mentioned a stream that fuwamoco were involved in
que? you did watch it right?

>>65465927
people like that anon dont like to think
they will only stop paying when the paid option gets harder (and thats not going to happen)

>>65466017
We love Friend here.

GOOOOOOD MORNING MOTHERFLUFFERS!

>>65465936
The next morning stream is directly referencing a certain Dragon's morning show, retard-chama.
You really need to take your brain meds.

>>65466146
the fucking default model and asacoco thing makes me laugh every time because it looks like a /#/'s and /hlg/'s shitpost

>>65466026
I don't decide who I like or dislike based on how consistently they stream

Mori and Kiara don't really have any good chemistry with FWMC. Their conversations always feel awkward.
Mumei seemed to have the best chemistry with them (white women buff)

>>65466184
I hate Mori but I'm grateful to her because we got the FUWAMOCO RING story

Fuwamoco will always be for the unitychads, anyone who doesn't love Unity isn't a real ruffian
I don't make the rules, sorry

>>65466175
yeah, coco, are you afraid of mentioning her? don't worry redditor you are not going to get downvoted here

Do you also get ready for your FWMC dates? I just cleaned my room, shaved, took a shower, brushed my teeth, got dressed, and then realized what I was doing and felt a little embarrassed.

>>65466253
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>65466253
Ok new ip "real ruffian" kun

>>65466290
I'm sick and on the toilet and coughing my lungs out

>>65466290
I do clean everything because I dont like filthy ruining my experience

>>65466283
You're trying way too hard, nigger-kun
chu~

>no true Scotsman from a new IP

>>65466146
I know it's a stretch but you fuckers better behave, do not break containment and make Mococo cry with your anti coco bullshit, I don't like here either but they do, that's all that matters, keep that shit here.

>>65466220
Oh yea now that you mention that I remember there was a good clip about that. I only saw the collab with lui outside of Advent.

>>65466343
fast and do the carnivore diet afterwards and you be great for the new years sex with fwmc

I though this watch along was members only

>Coco's whole gimmick was being raunchy, appeal to EOPs and milking super chats
>Anon: wow, Coco literally changed my life she made such an impact in the industry I miss her so much bros...
If you like her so much go watch kson, but you won't because her only good content was her leeching on Holos lol

>>65466432
wtf me too
I WANT INTIMACY
AAAAAAAA FUCK GREYS

>>65466445
So true, sister

>>65466364
they know what they're doing, there's no need to worry about it

>>65466365
it was on their channel though...

>>65466364
I don't think it's a bad idea at all if they copy the format for a new show, Haachama did the same with the meme reviews for a bit until she gave up but we all know fuwamoco doesn't give up so this is going to be a good thing

>>65466432
they will change it before stream start. this is normal

>>65465583
if fwmc came out saying they like eating shit then does that mean that you have respect scat lovers now? be your own person

>>65466432
The thumbnail says members only. Sometimes holomems put the frame on public before they start

>>65465221
>what I can expect from it?
We dont either. It used to have alot of skits and guests, but we dont know whether they can pull it off.

>>65466445
>>>/jp/45635214

>>65466476
it's not about giving up or not
it's just a one-off thing like the friday the 13th one or the christmas one

>>65466473
still Mori...

>>65466514
Missing the point, I will not respect shit eaters as a whole, but I will respect them for eating shit because I respect them

another day and /hlg/, the niji colony, full of men who thinks they are women, decided to shit /baubau/ once again

>>65466572
Kek baused I agree

>>65466572
smartest ruffian

>>65466595
their mistake is that everyone here is so retarded that any attempts at raids are meaningless because no one cares

don't think, just BAU BAU

>>65466146
No matter what, we’re going to be raided hard tomorrow, like, really hard. Expectation are unreasonable and this place is what it is. so I hope jannies are up for it. Try not to give away too many (you)s to cocksuckers

Fuwamoco loves Kson, Mori and Kiara.
Coco was a big part of Hololive and specially for Hololive EN.
Doesn't matter how much you cry and shit yourselves over it, you will never change this truth. The sooner you stop bitching about them the sooner will people stop talking about it.

>>65466520
Thanks, sorry, I’m an idiot and missed it in the corner. Yes, they always do that

>>65466640
>Expectation are unreasonable
I don't know why. It's just a fun end-of-the-year homage.

>>65466665
How often are you going to keep posting this today? Just so we have an estimate

>*post sex fanart in the previous thread*
>NOOOOOOOO YOU GUYS DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM AT ALL, YOU'RE HORRIBLE FANS, YOU'RE RUINING THIS THREAD
>*shittest thread we've had the past day*
>*silence*
Really makes you think.

Only 40 ips and this much shit flinging lmao sisters you are pathetic but they keep biting so go ahead

>>65466679
I know, but that’s just the way it is. All we can do is support them. Also ignore/ and report trolls tomorrow

Man fuck that anon that posted the kson picture with them, ruined my fucking day
FUCK
you fuckers always ruin everything

>>65466703
Until the eggs leave

dont think just cum

>>65466733
Well yeah it's the same people doing both

Hello ruffians!
Thanks to your encouragement I started with my Nihongo learning journey!
Day 142: Today I've done my anki and immersion reps. For anki I've learned 5 new cards. For immersion I've watched the last three episodes of School Days together with FUWAMOCO. Spoilers ahead!!!
Truly the great end indeed. One of my favorite character deaths in a limited amount of anime/shows/games that I consumed. At the end I'm sad about 2 characters: Kotonoha and Kokoro. I don't think Kotonoha deserved it; yeah she did get crazy at the end but idk. Maybe I just got charmed by her innocence and she would become menhera at some point anyway, but I still had a strong urge to fix her all the way till she became unfixable. In the end, Kokoro is undoubtedly the best girl.
I enjoyed their reactions very much, even more than I expected. I knew I would like it cause I generally like watchalongs, which surprised me when I discovered it cause I usually prefer to consume movies/tv shows/anime alone.
I'm gonna watch this movie with them in about 2h. At some point in my life I've watched a fair amount of shoujo anime and romance movies, I was really into it, both the comedy and drama ones. I don't watch it that much nowadays, but I still like it. I'm a simpleton, I like to feel good when I finish watching something, that's why I don't like horror and sad stuff (I wasn't feeling well physically after finishing Planetarian, I don't even wanna talk about my mental at that moment) and that's why I like Mococo and Fuwawa.
FUWAMOCO love!
BAU BAU!

>2 more hours of this shit
JUST

>>65466796
dude you should post this entire wall on an akasupa everyday to try and compete with wall nayuta, you have what it takes

LEAKED MOCOCO 3D
SHE WILL SHOW IT TOMORROW

>>65466822
Don't worry, itll start up again during the Mori collab, and will continue on throughout the night until asamoco.

>>65466856
I miss her

I like when Mococo says "exactly"
I like how you can hear the saliva in their mouth when they say some words
I like when Fuwawa bau baus at seemingly nothing at all
I like how much eye contact Mococo gives us
I like when Fuwawa giggles
I like how Mococo is starting to shift her eyes to (our) left before shifting them back to the right so she can see what emotion to change to adding to the immersion
I like how Fuwawa keeps on fluffing up words
I like giving them both head pats when they say something that makes them look a little... you know...

Do you guys think they kiss in the shower or only after VN streams?

>>65466872

>>65466893
they don't even hug

>>65466796
i watched about 20 minutes to get a feel for the movie and it's pretty cringe, gonna save the rest for watching with fuwamoco

>>65466926
watch streams

>>65466893
they don't shower

>>65466926
dyrbi

>>65466926
>we dont hug
>we cuddle
>mococo kicks fuwawa out of her bed
>fuwawa heard mococo saying the "let me sleep with you tonight"
They keep lying just to filter non fans

>>65466856
Kaine-chan my beloved

>>65466796
how do you have the time/energy to keep up? Are you a NEET or something or do you just have a lot of motivation? I end up slowly dropping JP due to the amount of time I have to sink in cause I have NO FUCKING free time at all...

>>65466926
>they don't even hug
I don't care if they ban me for doxxing but I just want to prove this faggot wrong, here. Now shut the fuck up.

HEY YOU
RETARD THAT DIDN'T DOWNLOAD THE MOVIE YET
YOU HAVE 2 HOURS TO DO IT
DO IT NOW
https://gofile.io/d/9CKnHH

>>65466980
They also revealed that they DO cuddle during the colder months. They keep trying to throw us off the trail, but can't help but let it slip sometimes.

>>65467041
I don’t download anything from strangers

>>65463125
Fuwawang
Mococock

>>65466939
>>65466980
mococo lets fuwawa spoon her when fuwawa gets too needy for physical contact but that's not hugging

>>65467015
If you're NEET it's easy

GOOD MORNING

mococo lets fuwawa fuck her when fuwawa gets too needy for physical contact but that's not hugging

>>65467133
MOTHERFUCKERS

>>65467133
I cant wait to watch this movie with my wives sister

>>65467133
Good evening

>>65467054
yes, thats what I'm saying
they keep contradicting themselves but its clear that they do hug, cuddle, masturbate each other and stuff
for some reason mococo is the one that keeps lying about these things
I guess she knows that Yuri bait sells more than actual Yuri

>>65465616
damn anon, glad I posted the download for you bros. Make sure to forward my links to other bros who are going to inevitably ask for the movie last minute haha

>>65467205
>masturbate each other
When have they confirmed this?

>>65466855
check his post from day 100
he self admittedly doesn't even really watch streams anymore he just uses this thread to attentionwhore

>>65467271
It's been heavily implied

Man, I really do miss Coco! She was such a pillars to Hololive, this is my favorite Coco moment. Involving Calli too, of course, my other number one vtuber!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8YflSQi1Vk

from a twitch chat

>>65467271
Debut, listed it in one of the PowerPoint slides

>>65467317
go back

>>65467317
thank you for sharing sean

>>65467312
Baused. Everyone should watch that clip.

>>65467271
why would they need someone else to masturbate

>>65463300
This is all just an elaborate ploy so that Mococo can say “Good Morning Mother Fluffers” on stream. Pero has influenced her too much and needs to be stopped.

I will be their sperm donor.

>>65467276
excuse me, this is the attention whore general, reported for off-topic

>>65467317
That’s a based twitchfag

>>65467205
they try to keep a somewhat seiso idol image, also they know very well how people will look down on them/think they are weirdos if they tell the entire truth.
somethings are better left private

I'm finding it hilarious the amount of ruffians (particularly those in the """"clique"""") pretending they're oldfags when in reality I haven't seen any of them in any other holo girls chat beforehand.

>>65467413

>>65467484
>Twitter faggots are zoomers
checks out

>>65464133
i dont want them to become popular with the reddit crowd... hopefully its a one time thing

>>65467205
incest is immoral and illegal

>>65467484
i just lurked okayu for years

So when are they gonna play a Clockup vn on stream?

>>65464218
>>65464265
>we were just about to have sex, right, mocochan?
>un!
>why don't you join us today, wuffian?
>it'll be fun
>fuwa-nee will grant your every wish
>don't forget to give me the hot dog too, ruffian...
>you don't need to hold back, I'm a full-grown puppy!

>>65467448
I just realized how Okakoro and Noefure cut all the yuri bait off after Okayu's "we kiss" stream and Furea "I'm not husbando" meltdown
Even if accidental, Mococo is doing a great job with the yuri bait marketing

>>65467484
Be honest man, how many chats do you actually read? When was the last time you parsed Korone's chat?
That sounds pretty gay.

You're probably right, but also probably gay.

How views work on yt on videos, ive read that just 3 views can be added per user on a hour

>>65467484
Basically me, but I do that everywhere. I'm a literal newfag to Hololive(started watching late 2022) and am a newfag here(came here in 2015)
It's VERY easy to pretend and act like you know what you're talking about.

>>65467484
FuwaMoco thread?

Did anyone make a streamables of the “wau wau”s and “BAU bau”s from the Christmas Eve stream?

>>65467484
not in the clique but I've never typed in any chat before my wives

>>65467539
There is nothing wrong with incest, especcialy when they can't even reproduce

>>65467600
retard

>>65467598
who?

I'll post this sad thing that used to happen right before Asamoco so you can pretend to be an oldfag
https://files.catbox.moe/aw1rle.webm

>>65467484
Odd, because many are happy to say they’ve only ever watched FuwaMoco

I'm gonna have to miss the AsaMoco stream to go out drinking with friends. I'm indifferent to Coco but I was excited to see if they'll have some JP guests. Have fun for me ruffians.

>>65467484
I found hololive in 2018 but all the twitter clique talks about is EN and I haven't watched a single EN before FWMC

>>65467657
I hate this Fat Fuck like you wouldn’t believe

>>65467661
>Asamoco
my memories are fading away

>>65467708
That shouldn't be a surprise since FuwaMoco are in HoloEN, which means their fanbase will primarily be people familiar with HoloEN.
It's the same thing with this thread to be honest famalam

>>65467708
they sure like to talk about [BLACK COMPANY] and [HOMO] too. But I've stopped even reading it, I don't know why I even gave it a chance in the first place. Stupidest decision I've ever made. Now it's just for FWMC posts/replies as it should be.

>>65467073
okay /#/ fag

>>65467671
>I'm indifferent to Coco but I was excited to see if they'll have some JP guests.
I think it'll be more likely that they'll have EN guests, like the Advent girls.

>>65467661
I fucked love those. The whole Miko always losing the Tsunomaki Janken arc, etc.

>>65467484
trust me bro I've been a hololive fan for 4 years
>youtube account made in the past 2 years
>twitter account made 1 year ago
>never seen in other chats before
I'm such an oldfag, you have no idea!

>>65466928
>i watched about 20 minutes to get a feel for the movie and it's pretty cringe
Was it "romance cringe" or "western cringe", if you get what I mean?
>>65467015
>Are you a NEET or something or do you just have a lot of motivation?
Not actually a neet, but basically a neet.
I wanted to start learning Japanese even before, but Fuwawa and Mococo gave me that final push I needed. One of the reasons that keep me going is that I feel like Mococo and Fuwawa would be proud of me for it, however small my steps are, but at the same time they would feel a little bit of sad if I stop.
One more reason is that I also love grinding something that I can see increases. Hmmm, how do I explain this, you know when a game has a mechanic that gives you rewards every single day so you don't want to miss logging in? And even more, if you get more rewards the more consecutive days you log in? When I start doing stuff like that I get obsessed with not breaking the streak. I write my blogposts here every day and I absolutely love seeing the number of days going up!

oh man, there is going to be a bunch of hype for asacoco, lot of viewers and new viewers for sure, chat gonna be ablaze
im hyped thinking about it

>>65467908
are you sure you're not a newfag yourself because you didn't need to have a youtube channel to chat before

>>65466178
that's because mococo shitposts on /#/ and /hlg/

>>65467959

>>65467908
The first two sure, but who the fuck would remember seeing specific names in chats before when there are thousands of people

i find it funny that people call themselves oldfags for something which started only 5 years ago

ahem check this out

LEAR JAPANESE FOR THE FWMC IN JAPAN ARC WHERE THE STREAMS WILL BE MANLY IN JAPANESE!

https://files.catbox.moe/13jlbv.mp4

>>65466980
>mococo kicks fuwawa out of her bed
This one isn't evidence of anything, particularly if you have bunk beds. Youre right on the other ones.

It's kinda funny but I feel bad that an actual project with a lot of work put into it went unnoticed but the last 2 "draw random shit for a card" got retweets

>>65467963
you joke but its true...

>>65468025
I do this, except I only started watching a year ago. It's very easy to pretend and have people spoonfeed you without realizing it.

>>65465936
>calli

>>65468025
I mean I'm definitely an oldfag but I don't know shit about EN so I just hide any chain talking about them
>>65468045
>SCs are ASMR begging
so it's the same huh

>>65468072
The best way around this is by putting that effort into the meme card.

>>65466365
>they have bad chemistry
>proceeds to say he didn’t watch the stream
???

>>65468072
don't feel bad, it's hilarious

>>65468120
>I mean I'm definitely an oldfag but I don't know shit about EN so I just hide any chain talking about them
I do the same, but for JP since I know nothing about HoloJP

>>65466888
baused
>I like how you can hear the saliva in their mouth when they say some words
elaborate

>>65468088
Can't fake memories nor long term memberships in other channels
If you don't have a 3 year membership for another channel by now you are a newfag

>>65468072
>an actual project with a lot of work put into it went unnoticed
what project?

>>65468212
exactly

Post it.

>>65468072
honestly it's good that some go ignored
the dicksword was getting obnoxious with spamming a new "project" every week just to get noticed

>>65468192
Yes I can. I've used inspect element to fake a 3-year Korone membership before. It's piss easy to do, and normally doing that forces others to do the research for me. All you have to do is fake oldfag status, confidently proclaim something, and others will angrily do the work for you.

>>65468188
It's mostly Mococo, I never clipped it and never pay attention to what words cause it but just listen for it next stream.

>>65467908
>never had accounts at all until fwmc
If I had to keep up with something I'd fetch the RSS feed from yt directly. Almost never did though.

>>65468253
Ogey

>>65468272
Yeah. I mean it's inevitable they'll at least like this one too considering who posted it but it's been a bit obnoxious.

>>65466888
>I like when Fuwawa bau baus at seemingly nothing at all
ghosts

>>65468192
I've always just drifted from chuuba to chuuba and never really found anyone that appeals to me before Fuwamoco, so I don't have a membership for anyone else. I'm also a poorfag so a membership isn't something I'll pay for easily, but for Fuwamoco I make an exception

>>65468072
it'll be noticed on the new years

when are we making an ebin /baubau/ project

>>65468366
I took part because it literally takes seconds but it's a huge waste of time for them because they are definitely the type to try and look at every single submission

>>65468253

>>65468272
It doesn't seem like it was spammed because of wanting attention it just happened to line up with other projects. For the most part everyone does these out of love but there's some obvious attention whores.

>>65467914
>Was it "romance cringe" or "western cringe", if you get what I mean?
i think it's a combination of the two, it really is just a worse version of that barbie movie we watched

If you have kids with both identical twin sisters, their genetic makeup will be the equivalent to having kids with only one, right? But because it's not the same mother, they technically aren't siblings, right? So they can legally have sex with each other then? What's the family relation in that scenario, I'm bad with charts.

i took part in the birthday one because i thought it was going to be special
i didn't know they'd be doing this every week

>>65468507
We aren't. We did LTST, and that's all we'll ever do. /baubau/ would rather complain about twitternigger projects than do something ourselves.
It's a shame because there's plenty of stuff we COULD have done by now. Someone a while ago mentioned doing another /baubau/ sings to one of their favorite songs. Like as a birthday or Christmas gift. It wouldn't get played on stream for obvious reasons, though, so no one wanted to do it...

>>65467292
proof, I don't remember this.
However, considering the big picture, I think it's likely.

>>65468272
The fact that they get passing mentions at most is very telling.

>>65468533
Does cum actually taste bad? Can someone confirm?

I'm making a project for the month before their birthday. It's called "Ruffians celebrate FWMC's 1 month before their birthday" Project.
I'm going to need all of you to contribute, but I'll make sure to put my friends more in the center and you in the corner.
If it doesn't get noticed, or if it does and FWMC don't seem that excited about it, I will send at least 10 passive aggressive superchats.

>>65468530
Yeah I mean the idea is cute but they're also being completely overloaded with hw and streams for the rest of the year. A cute card they can glance at and appreciate is one thing but a website that takes like 30min+ to read is asking a lot.

they'll still read it because that's how they are, hopefully not until next year though. I need to be held accountable for my resolutions

>>65468665
you are the problem

Our next project will be doing a Ruffian ASMR for them to thank them for their first ASMR for us

What are the odds of Coco coming back tomorrow Ruffians?

>>65468684
It depends on the cummers diet. It can taste disgustingly salty if you have a salty diet of fried foods and shit. If you eat lots of fruits and veggies(like pineapples), it can taste nice.

>>65468768
and you know this how?

>>65468735

>>65468768
What if it's a pure natto and soup diet? Asking for a friend

>>65468768
eat pineapple

>>65468806
Cum alchemists have passed down this knowledge for generations.

>>65468665
>It wouldn't get played on stream so no one wanted to do it...
hmmm almost like all the twitterfags are attentionwhores huh

>>65468767
Yagoo DMed me and said she's getting her model back and returning to Hololive

ARE WE GOING TO MAKE A CANVAS WITH PICS OF CAKES WE MADE AND DRAW FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY PROJECT?

>>65468665
I didn't want to do a full song because singing LTST almost killed me

>>65468690
I'm starting to get a headache, sorry everyone I need to lay down.

I'm surprised the days since ruffian mental episode streak reset to 0 today, I thought we would make it to the weekend at least...

>>65468722
Nah, definitely not. The "problems" come from people refusing to organize here for dumb reasons.
>>65468862
I'm not referring to twitterfags, I'm referring to this place specifically.
>>65468899
You WILL sing and you WILL enjoy it.

>>65468897
no. stop relying on other people for “projects”. just do what you want because you love them and not because you want to be acknowledged like all these other faggots

>>65468735
>whispering "Good job today Fuwawa...! All your hard work really pays off...! You warm everyone's hearts..! I feel so fluffy...!" in my disgusting ojisan rapist-sounding voice
ah yes, just what she wanted

>>65468897
yes, it's going to be led by paypig #30. make sure to submit your cake so it can be put in the far corner where they can't see it.

Tonight’s movie for those who don’t have a copy: https://123moviesfree.cafe/movies/the-princess-switch/

>>65468897
NVM I REMEMBER THEY LIKE SLABS OF ICECREAM INSTEAD OF CAKES
I'LL MAKE THIS ONE FOR THEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8aQYMtfQkQ

>>65468767
Maybe as audio with a jpeg, I can see that happening

>>65468684
It has initially a sort of fresh and fruity aroma, but bitter and rancid aftertaste. And it kinda does stick to your mouth so I don't taste it that often.

>>65468969
>tonight
don't get baited by this. it starts in an hour

>>65468767
0% obviously.
>>65468957
Actually it'll be led by me, paypig #17.

>>65468939
>You WILL sing and you WILL enjoy it.
I will do neither, get FOMO, and want to kill myself for exactly 76 hours and 43 minutes

>>65468355
giwtwm

>>65468969
I know you mean well, but please stop spreading piracy.

>>65469056
lol
lmao even

>>65468939
anon, the people organizing stuff here ARE the twitterfags. LTST was pure because it came from a time before attentionwhores and paypigs but it was also the catalyst for those people to become the worst part of the fanbase. They got a taste of the spotlight and never stopped

>>65469018
Trump had 0% chances to be president in 2016.
Never say that.

>>65468768
>>65469006
You got me hard, ruffians! Hope you are girls or Fuwamoco. Thanks for the info!

>>65468942
I want the LTST autistic anon to lead it because I'm lazy

>>65469130
faggot

>>65469130
One of those posters is fuwawa

>>65469014
Yes, which is tonight (at least in my time zone)
>>65469056
I’m usually against piracy but come on, anon, it’s a netflix film

>>65468665
The mixer is gone. You can gather as many niggers as you want but if there's no mixer you're fucked. Besides there was only 1 suggested song.

I like to spend more time thinking about doing projects than actually doing them. I have like 200 ideas and the most progress I've made was buying a drill and downloading blender

>>65469149
They're doing a ruffian puptalk one and also stopped posting /here/ , mostly sorry

>>65468355

netflix and chill in 1 hour

anyone using the word temptress or project, kys

zettai temptress project

Today I was thinking that I'm really grateful I'm having a long distance relationship with them, I'm very jealous, and I seriously believe if we ever met they would be either chained to a bed or dead. You guys have these thoughts too?

Fuwawa is such a fucking temptress, my new project is to make a tribute for every single fan art of her.

>go on a movie date
>superchat her talking about mori

>>65467484
>you have to have posted in other holo girls chat in order to be an oldfag
Ogey

>>65469292
I bet they can fuck up the basic christmas slop

Let's all go on a road trip and dress up as fuwamoco and have lots of sex and post it under the hashtag I think that will get at least a like bau bau

>>65469260
if you don't like the group faggotry you should definitely go for them. they see pretty much everything tagged to them
I've done 3 solo ones and 2 of them got likes

>>65469408
holy shit what a stupid fucking faggot

We should all do individual cum tributes and compile them together in one disgusting, rancid video and send it to them

>>65469389
Get some help. Jealous yes, crazy bastard no.

>>65469408
That person has sent some retarded SCs but this might be one of the worst. They've already answered it several times near debut. Even fucking sang several. And the timing like you said...

Apology throw up incoming

>>65469446
we should get someone to 3D print a figure of them and do a group hot glue session

>>65469495
Oop you spoke too soon, anon. He just sent an even worse one kek

>>65469495
kek, you should have waited 2 minutes

>>65469408
>>65469495
holy shit it got WORSE

>>65469446
cum tribute project

>>65469538
kek

>>65469495 (me)
Holy fuck I take it back the second one they sent is even worse. We need to clean this fan base up. . Is it too late???

>>65469495
Holy cringe

>>65469413
yeah

>>65469464
But I know myself and that's why I say it. Just think about it, we get jealous if they talk with holostars or other men, Imagine if you had that happening right next to you? I would probably go crazy and beat them up and that scares me that's why I'm grateful of our long distance relationship.

is this the German?

this fanbase is awful
if fwmc weren't so good I would have left

>hey I know you do extremely deep egosa but did you see a popular tweet that had 2 tags?

>>65469624
No, but the German also has a mental health breakdown this morning. Ahead of schedule. They're 'taking a twitter break before they hurt someone'

>>65466665
Shit bait that doesn’t deserve a (you) but I’ll bite.
FuwaMoco are kind hearted by nature. They try to see the best in everyone. As fans of hololive they also have immense respect for their senpai. None of this in any way proves that they are like Kson, Mori and Kiara (which is what you’re implying).
>Coco was a big part of Hololive
Lol. Lmao, even

>>65469585
No. Being a fan of hololive doesn’t require constantly posting in chat

>>65469673
kek

>decide to go checkout prechat
>see the fucking miserable supa begging for attention for a project
you have GOT TO BE KIDDDDING MEEEEEEEEEEE SIGHHH and they aren't gonna skip it because haha fuwamoco is so kind and nice and dont want to make the ruffians feel bad
i dont think people realize supas like that towards really sweet people who can't say no, especially when you know they are people who cant say no can be considered manipulative - obviously theres an argument to be made of "they should just say no, stop being such a softspoken person" but lets not get into that

>>65469389
Yes Fuwawa would chain you to the bed and harvest you for semen every morning

>>65469728
it's the only proof that you were ever there at that moment

>>65469675
You don't know them personally, you only know what they want you to know. Stop pretending you have a better argument here when you are doing exactly the same as him. Faggot.
I guess you didn't see the kson picture someone posted about an hour ago huh?