/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm a simple man. I see no /orc/ in catalog, I bake.

>>65448846
Shit. I fucked up the old thread link.
Real old thread: >>65345111

when sea doesnt bump or bake

>>65427813
I think I said about this before, but for some reason 4chan is being bitch lately. Sometimes I can open it, sometimes - I can't, it works with VPN just fine, but that means that I'm in eternal lurker mode. I don't think it's blocked in my country (because if that was the case I couldn't even open site without VPN at all), but maybe it's some security protocols issues or problems with cloudflare, I tried to solve theoretical problems on my end or tried to open 4chan on different devices and it didn't help, moreover I tried to use dozens of those sites that can check accessibility of any site from different parts of the world and they showed mixed results with predominance of lack of access from my country
Either way, it drastically reduced amount of my posts here. Before I always had thread tab in my browser whenever I used my PC and frequently check it on my phone and was posting pretty consistently. Now on good day I can post 1-2 times a thread and because of that I drifted to discord more (I was posting there before, but it was more like opening it up 1-2 times a day and chitchat about some stupid shit with people for 10-15 minutes and close it, now it's way more frequent). Which is kinda a shame really, I'm just hope this problem resolves by itself at this point.
Like even now, I originally tried to post it hour-hour and half before initial post, but I just couldn't. Thread even managed to die by that time

>>65451888
I probably have the same issue as you. Through trial and error I managed to find a workaround. 4chan home page always loads without an issue. After you visit the home page, the entire site works fine for some time. So I home the home page always open in a tab, so when the site spazzes out, I just refresh the tab.

>>65449600
Not a SEAman, but I would have baked if we went too long without a thread.

>>65453922
Yeah, homepage works just fine, from time to time it just open boards without any issues. I kinda found my workaround if "slamming my head into the home page" don't work: for some reason if I open site with VPN, turn off VPN without reloading page, try to post, it will deny my captcha, I reload page and after site will open just fine... Just like with home page it works not every time and those shaman rituals becomes slightly annoying after a while

Anyone knows if he's gonna stream today? I just pulled an all nighter and considering whether I'm gonna go pass out or wait for the stream

>>65456507
I haven't seen him say anything about it on Twitter or Discord so your guess is as good as mine. You still have at least a couple hours if you want to get a nap in.

>>65451888
>>65453922
>>65456033
first the jannies, now whatever this is
cmon 4chan let my mans post

>>65456507
tell ya what buddy, we'll approach this together, as fellow all-nighters. If he betrays us, we simply take Shotgunanon's shotgun...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgWrs8skImI

>>65461000
narrow those hands, orc...

>>65462100
No, he should lower them first.

hey guys im back from my suicide how are you

>>65463059
Good, it's been a nice holiday break for me

its so over
family hate

I hope he has a great time.

>>65464087
His aunt needs him more then you, plus he deserves a holiday break.

>>65464499
i agree i just like being dramatic

>>65464697

hey fags havent been here in quite while how are you all

>>65465141
Yeah

>>65465141
a* dyslexia hate

I WON'T GIVE UP YOU AUTISTIC GREEN PIG
PLAY ORC MASSAGE
also can you guys bump your threads for once instead of letting them die

>>65465141
Alright, all things considered.

>>65467325

>>65464087
Randon's, or yours? Either way, same.

>>65471865
uuooooohhhh

>>65473974

>>65471865
Is that a boarb?

>>65474795
It is!

>>65463009
F?

>>65470343
A joyous scholar in its natural habitat, preparing to eat, after successfully hunting a .rar file that intruded upon his territory.

I can't believe we're Tempussy soundposting in Randon's official server. I was summoned to soundclip whimpering audio for a dog variant. Enjoy(?)

>>65476023
>Tempussy soundposting in Randon's official server
What?

>>65477408
>nyandon picrel posted
>someone make one with a dog and it's him whimpering
>bet, send me randon whimpering audio
>pinged to clip this
>>65476023 created with the clip
>ribbions :HUH:

/orc/ love and kiss

>>65480077
don't do that

>>65480077

>>65480262
Why not?

>>65484343
thanks, i hate it

>>65484343
the baldness really adds a certain something to it.

>>65482868
i'm saving myself for wizardhood

>>65486798
hello, me.

What happened to all the vesojis

>>65490094
Rape correction. I've groomed most of them into hag vesties.

>>65490094
Still here. Still oji.

>>65490780
wait, are you saying you forcefemmed them?

>>65490969
help me vesoji......

>>65491464
Who wouldn't want to watch them try to stuff their hairy bellies into cute dresses... ToT ToT ToT ToT ToT

>>65490094
scared into hiding by the hags but too autistic to not come forward if they're ever called upon

kronii really mind-broke this moron huh

can one of the schizoanons tell me whether or not he's streaming tomorrow

>>65494781
better yet, can someone marry his aunt so he can go home?

>>65495078
I asked him to post her bmi and he didn't respond.

>>65490094
I'm here, I'm here... But at what cost?

left telly

>>65498254
Will someone please toss me a (You) if he eats on stream again? Thanks in advance.

>>65499148
kek sure

>>65497199
>>65490969
Fellow ojis how do I cope with my bald spot, should I comb over or shave it all off

dead hours should be ojisans talking about ojisan things like beer and car engines and your unsteady marriage with your wife deborah

>>65500071
just let it be, or shave it all off. Stop coping.

>>65501873
dead hours could be a lot of things that a couple party poopers want to cockblock us out of

>>65502794
activity's slowed and it's been decently long enough that most of the schizos left so i think we can get away with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXg7LRsqn3Q

We need a Randon mmd too

has he said anything about streaming tomorrow in the discord?

>>65505590
no updates from Randon since the last one a couple days ago

>>65490094
Right here. Still old fat and hairy.

>>65505682
hope nothing bad happened

>>65501873
Fellas how do we get these freakin zoomers to stop dumping their paychecks into crypto shit and invest in a proper index fund

>>65506715
What makes you think we would know how to do that?

>>65492058

>>65506977
Damn, we really are hopeless...

WHEN IS THIS FAGGOT STREAMING
I MISS HIM
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

All of the ojisans need to be locked in a cage and made to wrestle in jello

>>65509508

>>65509573
not gonna lie I would love for randon to wrap his big strong orc arms around me and hug me and make me feel safe and warm and I'd fall asleep while he reminisced about playing PS2 games in 2010

>>65490094
Getting older.

>>65509825

>>65510127
magnoir was endgame, but vesmachi is for reverse grooming SEX

>>65512530
Nice cock.

>>65512905
illegally acquired cock!

>>65510254
You can throw rotten tomatoes in me as much as you want, but I'll take Vesperonii any day over your stinky fujo fantasies

>>65513380

>>65491681
O-oh, I didn't see your reply earlier. Uhh, don't worry, these things happen. Sometimes PC cases just... rupture.

Y'know, we really should give that PC a proper burial. Otherwise its spirit could become vengeful, and your next build will be cursed. Let me just grab my shovel. Dont worry, you don't need to do anything. Just keep standing there. Err, a little to the left. Yeah, that's good. Right there. Just like that.

>>65513380
>in
anon… wdymi

>>65513931
ESL, bully me for my take, not because I wrote "in" instead of "at"

>>65505246
The straightbro in me wants to oppose this, but it's too damn cute.

>>65513931
brb concocting fantasies of cornholing with tomatoes into anon's wide open holes

last bump from me before bed
goodnight /orc/

>>65514400
i ain't gonna bully you, everybody has their preferences and you're welcome to yours, even if stated in a quite inflammatory manner. vesperonii did have some peak moments.

>>65517642
Don't get me wrong, I'm not an M or whatever. I just think that if anons were slamming me for my take it would've been funnier then them joking about me not rechecking message before posting.
P.S. I find idea this idea, that every possible slur and swear are fair play /here/ but it's only when it comes to Vesperonii people become really hush-hush about it, fucking hilarious

he will stream tomorrow

>>65520316
>Randon model on screen instead of png like in previous edit
Nah, no chance in hell he's gonna host collab on his channel. Besides, it's cool and all but I would've prefer to see collab between members of Randonverse instead.
Imagine: Randon Neuring, Brandon Neuring 1 (white Randon), Brandon Neuring 2 (white Randon with deformed chin), Randon Noir (Romanian cousin), Randonnigger (Ethiopian cousin). What a fucking cast it would've been...

>>65513921
>thin
>no tummy

why will i follow a word out of your thin flappy lips

>>65513921
>pm/tt
what in the goddamn

>>65520316
They were not that good

>>65522169
You'll never get my hairy, flabby ojisan belly. Ha ha ha.

>>65526303
that's what you think!

>>65514421

WHERE IS HEEEEEE

>>65529831
auntie needs him. we only want him. keep chilling

>>65530232
I want his sad divorced auntie......... ToT

>>65448846

kek

>>65528093
I'd like to see you try!

>>65536124
from the thumbnail i thought this was a cosplay

>>65520316

does he still talk with anyone from that era besides lando

>>65536360
Hard to tell, he's still afraid to even say thier nonHolo names on stream

>>65536124
Oh nice pic.

>>65536508
Let's be real, it's hard to tell if he talks with ANYONE besides lando, so guys from corpo days are somewhat big of the stretch. He probably prefers to keep such stuff in private, which understandable. Although I think many people would be happy to see him interacting with anyone from that era (both boys and girls)

>>65506715
what would be a proper index fund

>>65537776
Its easy to tell who he is talking to because he will drop their names unprompted.

>>65537880
Thats what I ment by >>65536508
Ais was brought up by chat for a legitimate reason and though he was happily about the convo up till that point he just acknowledge him then moved on.

Lando use to avoid saying Randons name in the past too (not to mention Blake and Hakase acted like he didn't exist till graduation), there might be some restrictions from Cover he's afraid to trip over or something.
He more likely has talked to them a little bit after graduation, but with how busy he is now, probably not much if at all recently.

>>65537880
like who? Akashi? Bigham? Ribbions? I mean yeah, sure, he probably talks with them quite often. But to me they're just og randonnites who became/happened to be streamers, and being one of his first fans they probably became his substitute for irl friends (because he either didn't have any or had just a very few of them) so I hardly can count those. Bear in mind, when I said " it's hard to tell if he talks with ANYONE" I meant internet personalities (like other streamers,vtubers etc)

Tomorrow for sure..

My theory is that when they both were on their way out, they each handled it very differently. Lando made sure to keep the friendships he built while randon got scared and isolated himself, assuming those relationships would simply come to an end. Now it’s awkward and he’s too chickenshit to try to reconnect with them.

>>65542335
Lando inviting Connor to every event stream comes off as desperate.

>>65542443
imagine having friends

>>65542443
he lives nearby and likes performing simple as

>>65542335
most likely

Watching Milks stream........

Tossing Lando in a human-size Maceration machine. Grinding him to death alive until the end result is a goopy sludge!

>>65546022
let me turn him into a borger

>>65546022
Tossing Lando's salad in a human-size masturbation machine (me). Grinding him to la petite mort until the end result is a goopy sludge! ToT

>>65518321
not bullying you over ESL, just the mental image from some of these mistakes are funny to me >>65514427
because it's not really possible to toss tomatoes into someone unless maybe you're tossing cherry tomatoes into someone's mouth

I was reading the typical catalog nonsense out of boredom when I came across this image...
[spoiler ]I miss ratposter posting /here/ [/spoiler]

is he black yet

https://twitter.com/Professor_Lando/status/1740484039642063126
Lando's playing in Ironmouse's Lethal Company charity event in about 20 min (multi-POVs)

>>65556269
The other teams: https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1740484580585656687

>>65556439
forgot to attach

>barely 7 minutes in
>racist asian accent
classic left telly

>hold on, no one told me we were going to do borderline racist accents! [immediately does crappy Japanese accent]
sasuga

he's being racist towards Canadians now

>we're tuning into team Geegsports and they're being vaguely racist
>racist towards Canadians!

>so you're saying the ship manual is racist against canadians??
kek

>>65558717
>>65561448
All is right in the world

>>65569093
kind of...

>>65570349
reminds me of my ex a bit

>>65572386
why did you break up

>>65576169

>>65578470

>>65580873

>>65542443
>comes off as desperate.
Desperate. Your turn.

>>65542335
IDK, the situation might just be complicated. Remember how everyone had some weird theory why Randon wasn't using his 2dlive model, then it turned out to just be a Cover rule.

>>65582259
at the very least, it's obvious Lando is much more extroverted than Randon, so it makes sense Lando is hanging out with friends more often than Randon is

>>65582259
>everyone had some weird theory, then it turned out to just be a Cover rule
To be fair, that's actually just the one theory that won.
It's all just theories in the end, we'll never know for sure unless he or someone else with inside knowledge tells us.

>>65538558
>Ais was brought up by chat for a legitimate reason
When/what was that? Also, Ais was in his chat (assuming I'm not misremembering and it was Lando's) about a month ago. He showed up immediately after he ended and gave a pretty generic phrase like "Sorry I'm late bro, miss you!" or something like that.

>>65582958
>When/what was that?
After the anime-con they all got covid at, Randon said he herd the whole crew got sick except one, he asked who and the chat said Ais, I don't remember what he was playing that stream

>Also, Ais was in his chat
Aww, that's nice

Good night /orc/

Boo

>>65573103
he was too clingy and faggy for me.

where is my brother guys? I've been keepin my 1pm slot open for days...
im gonna stream if he doesnt show

>>65590266
kek

>>65590362
are you a new /here/chuuba

>>65590362
gonna pretend that's the shotgun anon with the promised first and final stream

>>65590362
>>65592516
god i hope so too. anon, are you gonna do it? are you REALLY gonna do it this time?

>>65592516
I'll believe it.

>>65590266
Damn fisherman...