/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Those college students? All me

THAT WAS SO SCARY I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOREVER

Thanks for the bread!

Ah shit Bae experienced what my friend does everytime he finds a cute server.

>>65361404
WHERE THE FUCK IS SUIPOSTER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!

I hope someone remembers that waitress story to bring up back up to Bae in the next membership stream

i dont think i've ever met a person who hits on waiters/waitresses that wasnt a massive sociopath

WOW? IS THIS A MAID MOMENT?

>>65361339
Perfect OP for the story she was talking about

>>65361390
That means you're an oji-san now.

>>65361493
Yeah it’s pretty poor form

>>65361543
Yeah

Absolutely wild to me that somebody legitimately found Bae through fucking HoloCure
Not complaining just bizarre

A girl and her friend asked for my number once when I ran out their order to the McDonalds drive thru and I just stonewalled them because I didn't believe for a second that a girl would actually want my number

>>65361693
You missed an opportunity there brat.

>>65361693
>boss asks if i want to work the weekend for extra pay
>say sure
>its a gay day in the bar
>spend the entire night getting catcalled and teased
It was both humilliating and somehow boosted my ego tenfold

>>65361693
>be working
>get into uniform and start heading for my section
>two girls walk over to me and suddenly link arms with me and start trying to make small talk
>"uhhhhh I have to get to my table"
I had like five minutes to spare, I just didn't know what else to say.

chink mysticism....

>>65361693
Yeah I've got a few of these sorts of incidents looking back. Oh well

fengshui might be mumbo jumbo but its also somehow really funny to look up that your barely cobbled together home somehow makes you the dragon warrior

The feng shui approved bed..

Honestly Feng-shui isnt the worst of the pseudosciences. It has a bunch of not bad advice stuff regarding house orientations and At worst, you have someone mumbling and moving your carpet

>>65361693
A few years ago I remember getting asked for my social media by 2 girls while I was having a burger at a random place, I gave them it and then went to tell a female friend I had at the moment and she got really mad at me, a few months after that we were dating and a few more months after that we broke up because she was too annoying.
Now I don't need any 3d girl I have bae!

>>65362182
The thing with it is it's like how a lot of religious books ban seafood/pork etc
It's real advice couched in mystic bullshit

honestly i wish a cute girl dressed like a butler manhandled me

>/rrat/ is full of autistic ikemen

Rrat Love

>>65362419
/rrat/ too was also Jokah...

>>65362419
trust in bottombrat >>65362400 to keep us grounded.
Its like how some people shoot guns in their neighbourhood to make the rent go down. Everytime /rrat/ becomes kinda cool he comes and says some bottom shit

Sassy grey niggers are hilarious

>>65362419
god made me autistic because he knew I would have too much sex otherwise

>>65362543
you dont have to be so mean to me...

Oh it was Chiho who recommended Mirai Nikki? kek

>>65362616
it's ok bottom brat do you wanna talk about feelings just the two of us?

>>65362804
needs correction

>>65362804
she has been saying she really wants her to sign the opening
Also I am marrying chiho shes mine

>>65362814
are you a cute girl that might sweep me off my feet? or are you a guy?
if you are a guy, we can be friends if you like bleach

>>65362924
weirdly enough I haven't watched bleach but I do have the main guy katana, it was a gift.

My EP hasn't shipped yet...

I can't wait for all my Bae merch to finally arrive.

where did they find this 3 view cover

>>65363173
>500 views
Wow you weren't kidding

>>65363173
>>65363209
link?

>>65363280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf_OaYh7x9M

>>65363280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf_OaYh7x9M

>>65363173
It got tagged under BaeBeatz.

skibidisaurus? what the fuck is that name?

Yup, some JP's already have it.

>>65363315
>>65363303
holy soul

Bae going on her Kiara arc and starting her 2view groom arc

She's so happy

is she actually getting emotional because of this? so cute

>>65363341
>Have to send it back because they broke the case in the mail
Fakking feddoekusu

You could've gotten noticed if you did a cover of Bae's songs

She's so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Also I highly recommend this DROWN remix too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqtkOzcLRj4

Bae is the single cutest creature alive
>>65363575
I'm not a cute girl...

She left a comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf_OaYh7x9M&lc=Ugw4LZEl-aR-qm_o7YB4AaABAg

>>65363415
I wish Bae would groom me...

>>65363677
That's really sweet, I'm gonna stick it on after the stream.

>>65363634
If you know Bae, you would know she wouldn't mind a male cover at all

i still hate how sweet appetite in spotify is mixed like shit

>it hasnt been a year from Psycho
holy fuck, it was my number 1 song in all the platforms that did a recap...

>>65363332
a cute dorky name with sovl

>>65363677
The girl already left a comment too, may very well have watched Bae react to it live

I know how long it has been since psycho because the anniversary it's on my birthday nyehehe

rate the stream!

that small indie's father is a brat

NYOOOOOOOO

>>65364577
No fucking way is that actually her dad

>>65364662
it is

>>65364577
HUH?

>>65364577
What is he /here/ too

>Kronii flirting with Bae
THIS IS THE YEAR KROBAE BROS
>>65364573
God I love Bae zatsus/10
shame about the cover being delayed but this was a super chill stream to replace it. Excited for tomorrow with the release and more LC.

>>65364577
SOMEONE ON THIS THREAD HAS A DAUGHTER, RUN FOR THE HILLS

>>65364768
ah shit baskets i closed the stream too soon because i was almost shitting myself.
QRD?

>>65364844
Qrd on your bowels?

>>65364942
buddy its the 27th...im still eating turkey...

>>65364844
>Raid happens
>Kronii goes "oh hey baby, hey babe, wazzup"
>Bae's reaction is picrel

>>65365018
bae... you cant flirt with a dyke then get on the back foot when she flirts back

>>65364577
That's the firefighter medic.

>>65365053
Kronii is korean, so bae's gay modifier is +3. She can pass the skill check

>>65364573
HNNNNNG my heart can't take how cute Bae is
Chuuni weeb waitress stories and her reaction to Drown cover were highlights

>>65365361
oh shit a maid bae I didn't have

Tomorrow is when the real kino of the week starts, everything leading up till now was just the appetizer.

I felt personally threatened by those Australian boys from years ago hitting on my rat

>>65365413
>>65365413
girls in suits uwaaaah

>>65365521
thats just working in service and both men and women get it (depending on your physical attractiveness)
im a normal looking dude and i even got sexually harassed as a busser

>>65364573
It's been a long while since a pure zatsu but this was a top notch one, tons of great stories and Bae was exceptionally cute

>>65365521
you can tell who is a normal person and who is a complete asshole depending on how they treat waiting staff

>>65364573
Many stories/10
Indie grooming/10
Great fucking stream
Bae was particularly cute today

>>65364573
Ngl I'm actually glad that the song got delayed cuz we got this zatsu instead which was peak Bae. And I'm saying this as someone who was looking forward to the afterparty. Really great stream, Bae very cute/10

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1739870382218490148

>>65366745
Yeah honestly I think this zatsu went a lot better than the afterparty ever could have, it was a super fun stream
And yes I am just saying that because she read a bunch of my comments today

wow I can't believe Bae would wear a hoodie made from the skinned corpse of one of her own kind that's so fucked up

>>65366899
nobody gives a shit about tazmania, they hate mainlanders

>>65366899
Tazzie-taro was a bitch and deserved it.

Are Tasmanian Devils actually little fucking menaces or is that just a myth perpetuated by media?

CUTE

>>65367677
They have one of the strongest bites per body mass of any animal on the entire planet. They are prey hunters, but they're like bottom feeders, they mostly eat roadkill

>>65361693
The dense harem protag syndrome is actually real and I can attest to that.

>>65367876
That's really sweet

>>65362256
When it starts making you make stupid decisions and overwriting your reasoning capabilities then it becomes a problem.

>>65367996
I didn't think it was real until a girl I had gotten to know recently asked me to prom and I just stuttered "I-I-I don't know if I can" and she never talked to me ever again
I was put on the spot and trying to figure out if prom conflicted with my WoW raid times

>>65362419
Everyone has their popular periods. Unfortunately depending on how your love life has been going up until that point you might have been rejected enough to the point where your brain filters women's advances because why the fuck would Mr. Rejecto who has tried his hardest for years ever have women ask him out of nowhere.

>>65368113
Prom was cool. No raid that night, the girl I was gonna ask out asked my best friend out instead, my mom refused to let me go to the after party and picked me up immediately afterwards and then I could play WoW for the rest of the evening.

Man I can't wait until Bae gets to the (in)famous tachibana/makoto scene
I don't know what made her cry the hardest so far but it's for sure going to surpass it. She's probably gonna be openly bawling her eyes out.

>>65368685
Honestly the more Yakuza games I play the more I feel deeply for Kiryu and his life.

>>65368765
Kiryu is basically a cautionary tale about how putting others' wants and needs above your own and being too self-sacrificial will only end up causing you pain and suffering in the end

>>65368685
It's still wild to me that as emotional as Kiryu gets in that scene for once it still gets absolutely mogged in delivery by Kiryu's sorrow at Rikiya's death , which is honestly the only reason I really want her to suffer through 3 just because that scene is so powerful and such an important moment for Kiryu's character

>>65369207
That and The orphanage are the only reason to care about Y3. Also I just remembered that scene where Saejima almost considers raping Haruka and Kiryu is just like "Oh yeah that's normal for a guy who's been in prison for years, he's probably pent up

I know Bae is pretty athletic/outdoorsy but what does she have this kinda knife for? I'm guessing for rock climbing? Does she hike?
... self defense? In Australia?

>>65369867
knives are cool

>>65369867
She likes knives

>>65369867
Bae LOVES knives

>>65369867
flip knives are pretty cool

>>65367876
Can someone remind me whether or not Bae wrote the lyrics for her originals?

>>65368180
>Everyone has their popular periods.
>had women come on to me a lot when I was in my early 20s
>never happens anymore even though I'm in better shape than I was then

Soon
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1739899854950928795
https://youtu.be/uyvzNXTaM4w

>>65371917
She did not, she only had input on minor changes

>>65371917
She co-wrote them for Play Dice and had input on the rest.

>>65371999
Soon!

>>65369207
That scene was good and all but consider

>>65371917

>>65371999
I just realised, Pekora's top is extra loose in that artwork

>>65372172
I'm curious about this Martin Turabian guy since he did Great Wanderer too
He has no credits on anything else so I assume it's a pseudonym

>>65363585
Good shit

i want to huddle in a shed through a thunderstorm with bae...

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1739909582296883702
No....

>>65373302
owari da...

>>65371917
She had input in the lyrics for PLAY DICE, MESS, DROWN AND PSYCHO. She gave the idea/storyboard for the lyrics too.

>>65373302

Bae is a guest for another new years event.
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1739934174130405732

Bae gave me a fetish for Aussie accents

>>65377720
Jesus christ Bae
She's busy as fuck, wasn't kidding about the last quiet day today

>>65377720
Why is Azki wearing half a jacket?

Frame up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52qCS7XRDbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52qCS7XRDbU

>>65377894
Im sniffing the other half

rat

>>65379761
Does she provide meds?

>>65383075
She provides free autism diagnoses

>>65361493
How is it any different to being a cashier?
It's effectively a captive audience whose entire job is not speaking their mind and tolerating your bullshit.
Yes I work retail, how could you tell?

>>65383199
having worked at both, id say that as a cashier you get a steady income of low level assholes with the ocasional karen.
As a waiter, you mostly get nice people/annoying ones but the ones that are bad oh boy. They stay with you

Specially those people that feel the need to put you down just because you are serving the table, despite their date clearly hating every single second of the interaction and wanting to leave

>>65362256
>t is it's like how a lot of religious books ban seafood/pork etc
>It's real advice couched in mystic bullshit
Ok Ahmed. I'm eating pork just fine, and in a few days I've got some cod. Imagine cucking yourelf out of good tasting food, complete with nutrients jut because of a fucking book. The books saying no pork and no seafood are also the ones that want you to slice off your foreskin, not really great advice when I can use arcane magick like washing under my foreskin with soap when I shower.

>>65368113
A girl asked me out once. I fumbled thinking it was a setup. It never happened again.

>>65369867
Not sure if it's because Bae has small hands, but I can't believe the prison island has more lax knife rules than us. I fucking hate living in the UK.

>>65384022
Well that’s exactly it, food prep was dog shit back then and pork/fish was full of parasites and shit
I’m not saying that stuff is relevant now but it was good advice at the time

>>65383833
My point was in both situations you can't just be blunt and tell someone to fuck off because it's customer service.

>>65384222
NTA but yeah it’s pretty dodgy to hit on any form of customer service

Wonder if the million yen project is New Years related? Given it’s dropping soon

>>65388882
She did label herself the useless one in the terminal

>>65390262
She fought with IRyS to be the most useless yeah kek

Hakotan kawaii

I was looking back through old Persona vods and lmao

https://twitter.com/chmmnch/status/1740046285774938118/photo/1

Which moons have the Jukebox clown? that one will actually scare Bae

oui

oui

pp

>>65390571
She actually stole IRyS's title as laziest employee in the promise collab

Unusual soon

>>65404845
fuck you you made me check

>>65405028
It being 2 hours before before her usual time is gonna be brutal
We thought asataro was intense yesterday

>>65404845
I like how you say "SOON" but there's like an hour and half before the stream starts

>>65405921
You fool
I only caps lock within the hour to contain my power

SOON

Now I remember why I don't read prechat

>>65409180
Based mentally ill grey

>>65409180
STOP READING CHAT

-CHAT WASNT MEANT TO BE READ ONLY LOOK HOW FAST OR SLOW IT GOES

-YEARS OF READING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going outside of superchats

-Wanted to read it anyway for a laught? We have a tool for that: it is called IGNORING THE GRAYS

-"Yes please show me the opinion of GRAYFAGS. Please let me read the BLOGS" -Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.

you know the drill.
Wait, I'm actually on time... this time

>>65409780
Proud of you little hooman!

>>65409780
oh no the timelines

>>65409780
>on time for a stream that's 2 hours earlier
What's going on...

>>65409780
Good job dude

>>65409780
QRD?

>>65410150
>he wants the quick reandown

TELLY

>>65410259
oh no

I seriously don't get this game

already started with kino

>>65410975
what the fuck do you dont get? its the most braindead thing in the world
>get stuff, sell them, survive
do you have lead poisoning or what?

>>65411234
I just dont find it fun

>>65411317
yeah its lead poisoning

rip team

Amazing timing on that worm

>>65412145
Yeah that was fantastic

Bae how did you get lost.

the absolute comedy of them coming back and Kaela being there in the family guy pose

fucking kek kaela

>Been playing longer than Kaela
>Dont know half of the shit she's saying

Bae dot dot dot

>NOOOO SHE'S STILL ALIVE
>DONT LEAVE HER

>>65413789
She’s been hitting that grind

Also holy kek the POV of Bae as Kaela was left behind

QRD?
worked overtime, so I missed 30 minutes.

>>65414730
Bae fell down a hole because she was "pushed" by her big booty.

>>65414730
Ela saw everyone get eaten by a sandworm
Bae saw timerock leave ela for death
NOT THE BEEEEEEEES

Ah, KroBae crumbs...

I love how Kronii, Bae, and Biboo are just fuckin around, while Kaela is acting like a super focused mother trying to get her kids to do shit

>>65416016
It’s a ton of fun yeah, you need one straight man in these collabs

kronii love...

kek

Bae...

Bae...

Baetyan...

Bae...

Baechama...

Baelz...

Hakotaro...

Is bae... you know?

>>65416865
rat brain...

>>65416865
She cute, yes.

Ela...

Did...did they just get eaten by a Regirock?

>>65417216
>un un un

>>65417216
The fact that both BaeBi got camped by it was hilarious

BAEBI CUTE

>>65417903
HELLO HELLO
I love them

I THOUGHT KAELA SAID FLESHLIGHT

>>65417950
>>65417903
Watching Battle Tendency with these two is gonna be fucking kino.
>>65417980
Her accent has betrayed her...

>another 2h absolutely dead lethal comp stream where nothing happens and they never get out of the first maps
wake me up in 1h

>>65418185
I know you are baiting lil brown but im gonna give it a you and say that if you dont have fun just seeing them fucking around, you should quit watching vtubers because you clearly dont enjoy anything in your life

>>65417980
She did kek

Too bad I'm distracted watcing the collab so I can't wake you up

>>65418366
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
can't wake up

Guys...i think they might be...gaming

>something actually happens
>*teleports out of there*
you can't make this shit up

>double coilhead
>corridor has a turret
yeah that tp was worth imo

>>65418855
thanks, i still have 3 minutes on duplicates lol

>>65418946
np np, i gotchu homie

>another worm
this guy is the king of comedic timing

Worm has been gaming today

That worm loves the taste of BaeBi

KILL KILL KILL

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>65420329
i wish i could taste bae too

>kronii jumped
>got no body
owari da...

>kronii killed the run
holy shit that's so unlucky

so close...
They almost clutched it out

It's KronOVER

hey guys rate the UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *gets eaten by a wom*

>>65421451
GREAT ASSET

>>65421451
MIOPOSTER LOVE
BaeBi worm fodder/10
Kaela beestung/10
Kronii in a pit/10
I enjoyed that a ton, shame they threw at the very end, it was so close
Lotta very funny moments

>>65421451
A broken clock is right twice a day/10

>>65421451
Kaela being stranded as Bae begged them to not leave and BaeBi continuously dying together are real highlights
I can't believe how much they died the same way, the worms, the giants

>>65421451
Worm mvp/10
BaeBi banter/10
Kaela mother/10
Kronii Love!/10
LC collabs are always a fun chaotic mess, I hope to see them make it to the paid planets.

>>65421451
hoooh boy that company sure was lethal, the number of fatalities was off the charts

>>65421820

>>65421451
Very fun collab overall, just wish Kronii was a little less of a wet blanket at the end, she brought the mood down

23 hours until Yakuza. Now what?

>>65422498
Play something in the meantime

>>65422498
Play with yourself in the meantime

>>65421451
I was bored as hell every other LC collab but this one was genuine comedy kino and I attribute a lot of that to Bae and Biboo's chemistry (especially now that Bae's a little familiar with the game)

https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1740186383602651501

>>65422763
Can I open even one Bae-adjacent tweet without seeing that gook at the top of the replies every time

>>65422947
Anon that's just how twitter blue works, you'll always see the most obsessive fans at the top

Man I wish Bae doesnt get bored of this game so she , bibbo and kaela could play it with Moom onces she's back

>>65423317
Honestly, I want Bae, Moom, IRyS, and Bijou to play it together. That'd be a very fun chaotic mess

>>65423317
There have been so many kino collabs that would've been just perfect if the moom were there too, actually really sad
I can already hear her distant autistic owl noises as she gets wormed in another room

>>65423317
i need mubae collabs... im drownin...

>>65422498
Reps!

im glad her kettle laugh has made a comeback

song soon

https://twitter.com/rasec_asdjh/status/1740176282938454117

Somebody here has to have it

Big BGM time
https://youtu.be/uyvzNXTaM4w

>>65364716
If so I want to formally challenge Papa Rat for a fight to earn his daughter's hand. Surely he being an Asian Father knows 4000 years.

Rate the song!

it's very cute I like it

>>65428622
Kinda mid sadly

>>65428622
Really fun/10
Really suits Bae and Peko's energy.

>Vore ending

>>65428622
agressively mediocre. Id rather it be shit or something.
This one is going to evaporate in everyone's concious like that yona cover. Its MV is meh, the song isnt catchy, i dont like peko songs so i cant comment on if she's a good fit or not and bae doesnt sound good in it

>>65428622
The mv was really cute!
The song didn't blow my mind but I'll add it to my playlist anyways it's very cute

>>65428622
I RIKE. they sounded very cute and the MV was also super cute

The Bae/Korone song was better. I won't be listening to this one again...

>>65428622
Catchy
Will need a few relistens before I can really form my opinion
Bite Kamu Bite has gone up a LOT for me after release since it's entered my brain

>>65428622
Peko hit the dab

>>65428622
only ogey

>>65428905
What does she mean buffed?

>>65428622
its shit.
sorry everyone but you guys are being too nice. The song sounds like a generic op from a 2009 anime that no one remembers by a band that no longer exists.
It isnt even catchy, it passes straight through your brain

I feel like this is like a really nice song to listen on stage and wave a penlight while they perform it

>>65428905
Cute Peko

>>65428982
Peko is kinda huge here

>>65428982
they gave the girls muscular backs

>>65428622
Seems better than Sweet Appetite on first listen but couldn't hear a real hook like Bite had.

The song itself just sounds like something made for the music video instead of the other way around. The music video is nice though

>>65428790
man you made me remember the yona cover. I had totally blanked it from memory.
at least it wont be as forgotten as the hikaru nara cover

>>65428622
It's alright, not amazing or terrible, the MV was pretty cute.
Though I would love to hear Bae's thoughts on the lyrics cause, it wasn't really what I was expecting.

>>65427746
shouldnt kemono have it?

>>65428622
Sounds like it was made for a stage performance at a concert
it's decent, i think people are overreacting a bit with the negativity

>>65429346
Yeah, I want to see them perform this on the stage
For Bae's next 3D, that would be great

>>65429077
honestly sweet appetite was a mixing issue, the song in itself was fine.
im giving this my second listen and its still not clicking or making any noise

>>65428990
>It isnt even catchy, it passes straight through your brain
It's still playing in mine.
It's denpa though, I don't know what else anyone would expect from a collab song.

>>65429449
Guess it's just me, I like the chorus a lot

>>65429346
>>65429415
its completely neutral for me, but i dont think its a good stage song
Bite would rock as a stage song tho, some light fun dancing and some chorus

>>65429614
It'd probably sound way better by a live band on a stage in those cases

>Like the song
>Give it a second listen because Youtube always compresses shits for premieres
>like it less
now im scared to hear it again, what the fuc

>>65429825
wtf
That's a first

>>65429825
i liked it more the second time lets fight

>>65429966
>>65429966
I only listened once BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>65428622
I enjoyed it, I liked the guitar sections

>>65428622
I thought it was cute and a good time but I do have to agree that it's pretty forgettable overall

Like the Korone song got stuck in my head immediately after watching it but I can't even recall the melody of this cover atm. Still enjoyed it a lot though

Including this song, Bae talks about butts a lot huh

Also I noticed they used a very similar YAYY to the one they used in Bite Kamu Bite
Wonder if it was a coincidence?

>>65430445
She's the ASS of promise

>>65429346
yeah definitely feel like some are overreacting and are as negative as they can possibly be to farm you's or something
it wasn't the best song but it's not like it was bad either

>>65429346
>i think people are overreacting a bit with the negativity
That's just how song releases go, initial reactions are usually always extreme.

>>65431322
thats just this place being retarded

>>65431322
i mean i dont think anyone sans >>65428990 is going "overboard" with negativity. most of it its positive
Its perfectly fine to call a song mediocre or mid, since not every single one is going to be a banger of biblic propotions

Unrelated but how's Bae tracking to complete Yakuza this week? She said she'd be doing 4-5 hour sessions so about 12-15 hours this week

>>65431851
if she was doing it in her usual 8 hours sessions she wouldnt need a third stream so shes anticipating beating it by stream 3

I think it's kinda kino that Bae played Yakuza 0 during roughly the time of year it takes place

>>65432373
That glue? Mine

>>65432423
Imagine playing Kiwami during Christmas