/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I want gooba

>>65316049
She doesn't want us.

Gurass

I will always love this shark

>>65316135
This but the shart

Huhaha, new thread, new fun.

Not a chumbud, but I passed by to tell you to stay strong
And happy boxing day!

>>65316451
based have a cute Gura gift

Merry Christmas Tina fey. I love you and kiss you goodnight *MWAH*
REMEMBER a squrelly shark shumps the shoot so share lots of sexy shark pics

Gura is the first and only holo in over 6 years in all of hololive to completely ignore their fans on Christmas and not even tweet anything. The only one ever in the entire history of the company.

my wife

>>65317073
She never loved you or any of us.

How could anyone still believe Gura cares about us at this point?

>>65317102
You don't know this. Maybe she loved us in her first year. Or, at least, appreciated.

>>65317073
my post

Part of me hopes she's dying. I feel like that's the only way I'd ever be able to trust anyone again. I can't watch the rest of hololive. I keep thinking they're all the same as her.

Day 28! Give it up for day 28!

>>65317065
Be sure to tell Gura that.vmxn kn

I love Gura the most!

>>65317065
Be sure to tell Gura that next time she streams.

>>65317216
>Part of me hopes she's dying. I feel like that's the only way I'd ever be able to trust anyone again.
You got some issues, dude.

>>65317343
>>65317399
Gura's never coming back, retard.
She took everyone's money and ran. She's fucking laughing at you and me and everyone else who believed in her.

>>65317399
When is she streaming next time? To make sure I don't miss it.

I know none of you want to think about what she's doing. But do you really believe she even believes in being an idol anymore? After all this?
You'd have to be a fucking idiot to think she still cared about us or that she's not doing shit that she knows would hurt us. Why would you think she wouldn't at this point? Seriously.
How can any of you still trust her after all this? It's insane to me.

>>65317588
Why are you even here

Gura has a big gaping asshole

>>65317695
proof?

>>65317065
Based

>>65317695
after demolishing it with her huge dildo during our cyb0rseggzing.

>>65317102
None of them do. None of it’s real.

Now that the dust has settled, how many of you started to think about giving up after the Christmas incident

>>65317721
It us humongous. You would not believe your eyes

>>65317986
Again I need proof. Do you have any photos?

goob

>>65317975
Not sure what I'd be accomplishing by giving up. Costs me 0 effort to just wait for her to come back.

This is a completely fictional theory that has no facts but as I was bored this theory popped up in my head and it made sense as a possibility for her getting "burnt out" and some other events happening recently:

I think 'Dimitri Jap' is the reason why gura has lost all motivation and love for this job. I felt it odd how Jap seems to subtly gain goodwill from hardcore potential schizo fans by quoting/referencing gura and mentioning 'cgdct' etc..
Think about it - all the mainstream fans don't care about the 'reasons' or gura not streaming in general and the only fans that try to think of reasons are /here/ fans. Notice how everybody /here/ are super supportive of 'Jap' and nobody suspects him but Gura has stated multiple times how 'management' has irritated her and all of these incidents seems to happen at the time when Jap got hired/Omega got phased out -
>They replaced her manager from Jenma whom she liked to some new normie manager
>They cropped half of her self orgainized 3D live
>Perms related issue for multiple games
>Seemingly no support for MVs, making shorts and animations
>Pressured to accepting shitty sponsorship streams and ambassador roles
There is no proof for this because gura wouldn't reveal it but I think she was pressured to stream during Advent debut month as well to drum up hype and positivity within the branch and increase the number of potential viewers (the tourist and casual audience of gura) that might check out the new talents through algo recommendation etc..

Also really schizo tier thinking but I was thinking what if Jap was being a creep and trying to exploit gura. He is a SEA man and It is kind of common how male authorities/managers are inappropriate to their female underlings/talents especially if they are extremely desirable like gura. The reason why I think this is also because Jap doesn't seem like a quiet, shy guy. I found it really bold with his linkedIn posts - seems like a mischievous, subtle guy. His posts seems to have a hidden message depending on who reads the posts. Imagine you are gura reading the post - the interpretation depends entirely on your relationship with Jap. Like it is entirely different if Fauna made such references vs Holostars or another corpo tuber made such a reference...

Call me a SCHIZO, misogynist etc.. but this is becoming my personal headcanon that Jap is the reason for gura's 'burn out'.
But again I want to point out to dramafags that this is just a THEORY and not a FACT aka No proof

>>65318833
Take your meds

>>65318833
Shion is sexier than Gura, that's all I have to say to that mess.

>>65318933
Shion is also on hiatus and needs correction by my ojisan dick.

>>65318833
>Notice how everybody /here/ are super supportive of 'Jap' and nobody suspects him but Gura has stated multiple times how 'management' has irritated her and all of these incidents seems to happen at the time when Jap got hired/Omega got phased out
That's honestly what bothers me about the Dimitri Jap shilling. They're claiming that he's making things better, but if anything, Gura's problems with management have seemingly gotten worse over time. It's like they care more about this 'Omega vs Jap' narrative than what's actually going on.

geniegoob

Sex with a fembud

Honestly it just seems inevitable that she'll "come back" as a Cover employee with an AI voice.

how you holding up, chumbuds? wish i could give you all hugs and eskimo kisses.

child

>>65320472
ewwwwwww gaaaaaaaay

Chumbies want to sex this

>>65321029
Actually I want to sex this more

>>65321116

Booba huhaha

>>65317216
Technically, we're all dying.

management should force a hiatus announcement ,this is genuinely fucking stupid .

Would you love gura if she was made of slime?

>>65320472
Im thinking about stepping on gura's face

>>65322531
I'd put her in a jar and saturate her with my goom T u T

You will all forgive her regardless.
You deserve the award.

>>65322691
>forgive
But I will never get mad at the shark?

Sex with a fembud.

kik sahfdinthrhouthkseeditiiwreyhrfsudifiurouhrd

To me it's become a cycle of "how can she be THIS gone something must be wrong" only for her to come back just fine and uninterested, but unwilling to explain/ interact with us

Ame brainwashed Gura into the "improve yourself" bullshit.

>>65323179
>unwilling to explain
Why should she?

Nyooo....

>>65323162
Looks like you could use another.

>>65323491
That's a very correctable AI Gura T o T

>>65323491
oh shit AI art is actually good sorry for the previous slanders

>>65323497
More like gura stole amelia's socks for a sniff

I'm even more stuffed than yesterday..

>>65324480
fatty

>>65324480
FAT FUCK

>>65318833
>>65319364
interesting theory, considering one of the things he worked on the past was that VR game where you guide the loli trough a torture porn dungeon
check the marketing credits https://www.mobygames.com/game/137262/last-labyrinth/
maybe we're having a bit of a Mel case on our hands but Gura is too shy to speak up about manager grooming her in DMs so she disappeared from Discord completely

>>65324704
If this turns out to be true, I would dedicate my life to end him in the most painful way I can think of, or die trying.

>>65324704
But signs of her being like this was present way before Jap applied, so this theory falls a bit short.

>>65324893
there's a stark difference between being somewhat flaky and ghosting even Kiara

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>65323707
That crowbar? Me.

>>65324704
Him having worked on the game only reduces the probability he is some kind of giga chumbie though. The like on a talent playing that game makes more sense to me now whereas before I knew he was credited I always thought it was a bit odd to single out that stream.
Concocting some groomer narrative to explain why Gura's continuous decline for years at this point has just kept happening seems desperate. Other girls have talked about things getting better regarding management lately, even the ones who complain the most publicly like Kiara.

Come home, chumbie

Reminder to the apopheniacs ITT that just because you can string together a narrative which gels with the limited knowledge you currently have doesn't mean you're actually discovering anything truthful

>>65315995
If she has a big sis, aneue probably look like this

>>65325413
Falseflag-chan needs correction
You'll not make me hate Gura or Biboo

>>65325498
>Creatr a logical explanation that fits with known evidence
>"JuSt bEcAuSe ItS LoGiCaL DoEsN't MeAn ItS TrUe"
Anon if society followed these rules we'd still be in the stone age. You can't ever know anything 100% for certain, but constructing a logical, reasoned explanation based upon known evidence is the closest thing we have.

All the chumcucks have committed suicide, I see. Gura, their blood is on your hands.

>>65326319
It's actually on my hands, I killed them all to be the last chumbud.

>>65326540
You wish fag

>>65326289
Yeah but in terms of society and science that process works through generations of trial, error, experimentation, and learning. Those things happen because learning about the world is important and benefits everyone. Gossip over anime girl drama is unimportant, benefits no one, and won’t go through any trial and error or learning because no one with a brain even knows about it. The fact you’d even compare it is insane

>>65326630
oh yeah? I bet you didn't even have a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning... without any milk!

Gawr Gura? More like Hardly Knew’ya!
Get it folks? She’s an enigma, with a capital N if you know what I’m sayin.

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

I'll be here
And you'll be alright

I think I may end up being the next weakbud to end my membership. To be honest, I don't even really watch vtubers anymore. I wanted to support Gura as a content creator, I didn't even care if she streamed regularly. I like her voice a lot, always have. I joined membership as soon as it was available, hoping that it would allow me to listen to her sing more. While that is true, I feel like the days of unarchived members karaoke are basically over.

>>65327601
Would a christmas tweet have kept you membered?

I don't love Gura at all. I only want her little line T o T

>>65327717
Their post has nothing to do with Christmas or even a tweet, so it probably wouldn't.

>>65327717
It doesn't even have to be a Christmas tweet specifically. But there has to be *something.* The $5 a month is not the issue to me here, it's more like I don't know why I'm even holding on to it at this point. I hate to echo what the circlejerk has been here for the past year+, but it's only catching up with me now.

As an example, why was there not even a post premier talk for Tokyo Wabi Sabi Lullaby? Working with Honeyworks is such a big deal that all she could manage was a single tweet. I'm not used to seeing such apathy from any content creator. And I'm purposely using the words content creator rather than streamer.

To elaborate further, I don't even care about membership exclusive content. The $5 was supposed to be, I like you as a creator and want to continue to support you, so please keep doing what you are doing.

>so please keep doing what you are doing
She stopped.

>>65327885
I hope she can manage to regain her lost passion for streaming.

>>65327885
I'm still a member but only because it makes her owe me sex.

>>65328059
There was a time years ago when we had good streams on a regular basis, I'm certainly not going to refute that. But do you really think that she ever had a "passion for streaming?" That there was an actual excitement for going live specifically? I believe she had a passion for making videos, but then the meta shifted towards streaming, and she did her best to adapt. She always felt more comfortable to me with fewer eyes on her.

>>65328178
At least she didn't end up sleeping with everyone like some of her other uwu "memelord" counterparts that tried to adapt.

>>65328358
Would ruin T u T

>>65328287
Were any of them honor killed?

>>65325413
DMC5 today!

>>65328501
samefag harder falseflagger

>>65328312
Tail too thin

>>65319367
I wish for courage to get a girlfriend
I wish to be not so sleepy all the time
I wish to not be sad so much

seriously how do i buy the sameanko comiket stuff I want it

Once Gura retires from streaming, thousands will finally be free. There just isn't 1:1 a alternative to what she brought to EN. Even when she's not around she's twice as interesting as anyone else

>>65324893
>>65325359
I just think it is super odd to make such blatant yet subtle gura references in your 'professional' linkedIn post unless you have a close relationship with gura. Did he even ask gura if he could reference it? It makes it seem like he is in good rapport with Gura but the reality has been opposite where gura has been let down by management multiple times this year.
Predictably after seeing that post and the recent 'cgdct' post, everyone has bought into this understanding that the cgdct girls and especially gura (bcoz of >:3) are treated very well and some people are even joking that gura is Jap or indicating they get along well behind the scenes when in reality she has had the most mgmt related issues/complaints this year out of the 3 yrs in holo.

>>65328936
She's a mix of Mumei and Fauna
So if you watch both you get a Gura equivalent

>>65319367
I wish for reality bending powers
I wish that I have total control of these powers
I wish for you to be free

>>65328839
by going to comiket

>>65329303
how do i buy it without doing that

>>65328943
Sounds like you are one of the people seething at him referencing CGDCT and trying to tie this supposed "unprofessionalism" on to some Gura harassment narrative.
>Did he even ask gura if he could reference it?
If you are referring to "hololive grows stronger >:3" That very well may have been Gura cheekily taking the piss out of something HE said. She said it in a stream chat for the first time. They could have had a meeting where he used that phrase and the girls got a kick out of some ojisan being goofy and decided to poke a little fun at it, we just don't know. The fact he has used it multiple times in linkedin posts suggests he probably says it behind the scenes.

I would assume that is the case over him stalking Gura's chat messages in other streams and referencing it any day of the week. You have to be /here/ brained to think it was Jap referencing Gura and not the other way round.

>>65329326
Idk, but you can use buyee if they only sell it in japan

Gura cute Gura cute!

this is karma for streaming over advent debut. glad this cunt is gone.

>>65330067
wheres the piss version?

What? It's her own decision not to stream or communicate. Advent is irrelevant, let's talk relevancy when they have 5 million subs if that happens ever

I'm going to become a supervillain, but is it lame to have a backstory where I became evil after a shark loli idol ignored me too much?

Be honest. Were you actually hoping/expecting to get a tweet?

>>65330752
yes

>>65330752
yes

>>65330752
Not really

Gura will see the evil me, not a joke, not a shrimp, not a failure.
And she may cry, but her tears will dry when I hand her the keys to a shiny new Atlantis.

>>65330752
No, Gura not coming for the among us collab made me realize that she's fully checked out again. I wish she tweeted still...

>>65330752
yes, >>65240170 and >>65269358, I didn't imagine it possible that she'd do absolutely nothing, at the very worst I figured she'd hit like on a couple christmas pics while otherwise avoiding everything

>>65317065
>Gura is the first and only holo in over 6 years in all of hololive to completely ignore their fans on Christmas and not even tweet anything.
Management is angry with Gura and they could have sent out a generic Christmas message but decided they wouldn't. Gura can't send anything while locked out of her Hololive accounts. We have seen this happen before with Ina that went radio silent for over 2 months except for a single tweet from her manager promoting a Marine concert. HoloEN isn't getting burnout or losing work phones they are getting into fights with Cover over major contract issues. Vesper wasn't the only person in the EN branch wanting a 2.0 model redesign and there is a reason Gura is worried for Ina and Kronii since both of them were clearly thinking of leaving. Several people have said that Gura is a kind person that cares for her friends. After Sana's graduation she likely became more determined to reach a deal with management and from the sounds of the meeting last week the contract issues are slowly getting worked out.

We seriously didn't know how good we had when she tweeted random shit and we berated her for making mane chan tweet...

>>65330752
Yes, we hit a new low.

>>65325413
Not watching this discount Seanig.

>>65331514
>he cracked and had to samefag

>>65331408
>>65330922
>>65330881
>>65331169
You guys are not smart

>>65331784
i am dum

>>65331784
Fuck me for being hopeful on christmas i guess?

>>65331848
Would a tweet really have made you happy? Lets be honest chumbie

Man I love Gura
>>65330752
No

>>65330518
Ye, you would be some villain in a gag manga for kids

>>65332167
Gura is Sonic and Gawr is Shadow.

>>65330752
No, I don't expect or hope for anything. I just enjoy things as they come.

>>65332267
https://youtu.be/md8nInMGhFY

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby.

>>65332167
They look stinky

>>65332427
I don't have pronouns.
You will refer to me only by my name... Gawr the Shark.

>>65332445
Retard

Please call me a retard.

>>65332445
meds

>>65332780
Tensai

>>65332780
Mumei

>>65332780
Me

Gonna clean my apartment so I can become evil.

>>65327601
>>65327885
I don't want to egg you on or drive you towards going through with anything. I just wanted to say that I was feeling exactly the same way and decided to pull the plug.
In the end I felt like I'm only holding onto her because of the good memories and out of habit. Any sensible look at it and I would have realized it's over months ago probably.
May she be happy in life, but it's clear that the Gura we know isn't coming back.

my wife

>>65333151
My birds don't like it when I clean up their poopy cage. Makes me feel evil

>>65332780
Ririka

>>65331784
Whatever

My Gurandma.

>>65333419

>>65333151
the rising of red skull...

She don't care if I die
But you know I don't mind
I'm chumbud

I have begun the long and arduous task of triangulating the whereabouts of Dudul's pc containing the Gura strip tease animation. I wish It didn't have to come this this.

>>65333570
Goobspeed.

>>65317695
Yeah, all thanks to me and my magnum dong.

>>65333570
Dudul is Gura herself

>>65319367
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six-four Impala

>>65319367
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

Goobs is very sad today, post some images to cheer her up

>>65334219
I want to ryona Goobs and make her even more depressed T u T

>>65334219
what kind of images?

Digression: What, if any, are chumbies thoughts on Veibae that used to be in Vshojo? She's with sodapoppin and streams sometimes, I found her funny. I need someone to watch if Gura doesn't come back in 2024, and I can't stand the hololive options

>>65334305

>>65332167
https://holo.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10625

UOOOH warning

this song but for gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvvO-ndDLVE

>>65334318
Adorable gura pictures

>>65334339
I'm not sure why you'd want to watch her, from what I've seen(very little actually), she's a mean bitch, and flat out tells you that you're just a wallet to her.

>>65334490

>>65334601
yea thats cute.

I'm still a chumbud...

I just saw part of one stream, so my sample pool is limited, I just found her entertaining, made me laugh. I'd be open to recommends if you know someone else I can check out. I just feel really unoptimistic about the chances of Gura returning in a regular capacity

>>65334725
well I found a new cunny but she's from phase, name's Muyu. She's a side hoe though because no one can ever compare to gura but it beats having nothing on the telly I guess

I'm depressed!

>>65334725
no one who isn't falseflagging will ever name who they actually watch because doing so creates a shitpost funnel straight to her

That's just it, I primarily watched Gura, so I really don't know much about the options outside hololive and this situation sucks. There's an actual chance now that Gura won't return. That we don't get a life-sign prior to- and after the Sendai stream is like a crisis outcome for us because of the low threshold of just making a tweet or post in her members' section

>>65316125
SNIFFFFFFFF

Ok, I understand the concern, my angle wasn't to replace Gura, but rather if the worst outcome

>>65334905
NTA, but I agree if I found another streamer I enjoyed I'd definitely keep it to myself.

Child

She's still around kinda

>>65334866
just like me fr fr

>>65334905
>>65335069
that is some elementary school behavior its true you guys never grew up

ebis can kiss each other to make up for the loneliness

>>65334673

>>65332780
Hellow hueman.
(You) are peepul...Peeeepul!

>>65335209
kawaii same

>>65330080
I know you're a subhuman troll retard, but it really is beginning to look more and more like she never wanted to come back for those two weeks and would rather have stopped streaming altogether back then too.

>>65335166
ogey but I don't care where 'NTA, but [insert sad cuckpost here]' is going with this so don't lump me in, thanks
just saying if I ever found someone new and worth watching I wouldn't sick the dogs on her, they definitely have the free time to be a nuisance

>>65330752
I wanted to believe in her, so yeah, I sorta did.

>>65335384
*sic, not sick, that kinda typo kills me

>>65330752
No hololive talent has ever ignored their fans on Christmas completely, so I didn't think it was possible that she wouldn't.

>>65335479
It would've been bad for the thread if she did. The tourists would've shit the thread for days.

>>65334866
No offense goobs but nigga you autistic af

>>65330752
My brain said not a chance but my heart said yes

>>65330752
Fuck no. I was not expecting a tweet. Anyone who was is delusional. It's their coping mechanism

100% this. The 'new normal' comment by her was what made me think we were seeing the beginning of the actual end of Gawr Gura

>>65335273

>>65335677
Are you stuck 8 months in the past?

>>65335677
When she stopped doing schedules. That should have been a big clue to everyone.

>>65335752
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all?

Look at this little spy

I dunno about that, maybe, but Mori stopped doing schedules too around that time

>>65335384
How is what I said a cuck post? Man, I'm surrounded by retards

>>65335677
>>65335856
why do you catalog shitters always latch on to that minor stuff?

>>65335384
>NTA, but I agree if I found another streamer I enjoyed I'd definitely keep it to myself.
This is a cuckpost? Fuck you brown skinned sea nigger

>>65335873

>>65336059
>>65336154
please contain your butthurt, our regular starts half his posts with NTA, often enough that you can sometimes see NTA like five times before scrolling

>>65331189
I'm so fucking sick of you and how you keep parroting this suspension/contract dispute angle, especially without any fucking proof at all.
I'm tired of you not understanding what you're even talking about and spewing shit all over the floor as if it were true. Your posts are full of really braindead assumptions about things you have no knowledge of and you keep interpreting other people's actions as them trying to tell you things like a schizophrenic lunatic.
It seems everyone in the world knows why Ina took a break last year except you. Not only was she moving out of her parents house, but she had to go to Japan to meet with a certain company for her other job. You can literally follow the results of her "priestess duties" and understand the timeline of why she was gone during that time and what she was doing.
You fucking tinfoil hat donning retard.

>>65336261
I'll make your BUTT hurt!

>>65336154
Take a break from the internet

>>65335558
That doesn't make any fucking sense at all. Why would she care if trolls shit the thread here? And they're going to shit the thread regardless so your post is just the most insipid pathetic cope I have ever fucking seen.

>>65336658
Nah. This thread would've been a shithole

>>65336240

Now that my command center is cleaned up, it's time to work out the logistics of becoming evil.

Bro that was a significant statement by Gura, especially the way it was written in chat in the wake of some serious chumbud dissent comments directed at her from her Tridents even. It signaled change for the worse more than anything and she typed it out herself.

I applaud anyone with the mental capacity of thinking back in time more than 24 hours

>>65336682
Even if it would be, so fucking what? Are you saying you would rather she didn't do or say anything so that these threads could be quieter?
What kind of mentality is that? Why are you being so transparent? I don't even think you're coping at this point. I think you're just trolling and being a subhuman faggot.

>>65336684

>>65336735
nah, moronic antis latched on to it but she had already been remorselessly cruel long before that.

>>65336877
short haired goobs...

December 31st - coundown live
January 9th - aquarium info
March 16th - hololive 5th fes

Grim..

>>65336735
She was still recovering from being sick at the time and she knew she'd be going back to Japan again in the next month. Of course she couldn't say that she knew what her new normal was. She didn't want to say how hectic her upcoming schedule was going to be and reveal when she was going back.

But now it's different. She doesn't even talk to us at all anymore. She purposefully avoids us and is the only person in hololive who does this to her fans. Something is very wrong and I think it's because of some kind of psychological hang up on her part. I think it's because now that she's financially stable for the rest of her life, she's finally looking back and realizing how many people she lied to and hurt this entire time who were only there to support and love her. She feels guilty to the point she can't even face us anymore because she knows if we knew the truth about her, many of us would feel completely betrayed.

JOP chumbie....that's not Gura

>>65337206
is it wrong that I find this kinda funny

>>65337287
I found it funny too, maybe we're both fucked up

>>65336854
Gura needs to make her return correctly. A tweet isn't the way

I don't think she can recover from this, not that she'd even want to. If she was financially motivated she'd tweet and say what management thinks a VTuber should say in any given situation, much like what many other talents do. She's not even doing that, a manager isn't even intervening and doing that. Something is terribly wrong, or right, depending on your perspective.

chumbies I'm not the smartest guy but is someone using chatgpt to make these essays

>>65337185
>>65337464
Cleanse your rrats, for I know the truth.
That's because Gura is now Amish. She's living in an Amish Paradise, if you will

>>65337511
probably not, feels 'normal'
gpt still has a certain cadence to it, a style

>>65337613
Yeah, I still get tricked by AI art sometimes

>>65336947

>>65337684
You're just like me

>>65337684
even if it was it's not like it matters, taking how much things suck and turning it into a tl;dr has been a running gag long before skynet started taking over

>>65334339
I used to believe females were incapable of being funny until I watched Vei.

Meh, Gura always had this problem. She would drop games without communicating that we weren't ever going back to them. Same with types of content like asmr, handcam, and movie watchalongs. And finally she has progressed to leaving any kind of stream in limbo.
She doesn't tell us it's all been canceled, she just leaves us hanging for months. My belief is that she's a genuine mentally handicapped person.

>>65338604
>genuinely handicapped
Thats why we love her

>>65338604
>My belief is that she's a genuine mentally handicapped person.
She's just like me! Further proof that we were made for each other

>>65336276
They signed a Cover NDA so there is a lot of stuff they can't say unless they want to get a sudden graduation. This was the same management that fired Rushia over breaking her contract. Ame has explained that Hololive is a job with strict rules on what they can say and happened to say that in the middle of that long mysterious break with Ina. Gura got a cute model that she loves while Ina and Kronii got skimpy coomerbait outfits they hate. It's not that radical of a theory that Gura would feel bad for them and would be trying to encourage management to find some type of deal on redesigns so they don't graduate. HoloEN being in the middle of a contract fight would explain the health breaks, the solo stream hiatus, and why several of them are vaguely waiting for something.

Whatever it is, she's got charisma enough to have left a lasting impression. It's like you have someone unique, and then you look at the alternatives in hololive, and it completely ruins them. None of them are as intriguing as Gura (imo as it is a personal preference thing)

My wife.

>>65339026
literally captures her essence. this is my wife with down syndrome!!!! i love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hope she had a horrible Christmas

>>65339126
This but the opposite

>>65336073
Not making schedules for over a year is minor now?

>>65339181
you hope she doesn't have any wonderful antichristmases?

>>65339289
uoh

Is the song [ReUnion] with Myth still being released this year or was it just bs from the holodex admins setting a rumored date?

>>65339437
never heard of it.

>>65339437
Probably some random admin guessing

Googled it and came up with
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/16i6b96/new_orginal_holomyth_song_reunion/?rdt=62388

Apparently the source was Ame. So there's an actual song, but when, it doesn't say. Maybe it's canned

>>65339729
Did you miss the myth relay or something? It's definitely not canned though just some unknown thing stalling and holding back the release

Love Gura hate the threadshitters, same old

She's the love of my life

>>65339437
dunno if one of you just went to ask over there but it came up in global a minute ago
>>65340192
>>65340175
>>65340230
if we're being real Gura is the holdup here by being legendary super dead

>>65340308
I asked in global to help that anon out kek

Thank you Gura for showing me there really is nothing worth loving in life. Being a hater is just easier and won't betray your expectations. Hate hate hate.

birds are dinosaurs

>>65340526
hate sex with Gura

Is gura daijoubu?

>>65340869
She's daijoubu, but without the joubu.

>>65340956
she's big? (dai)

The year is 2028.
Gura, Ame and Ina have been in a fight with management for 7 years, nearly 80% of their time at the company. Gura has not streamed since her Sendai promo.

will always have mixed feeling on guragills

Check these mf dubs, bitches

>>65341176
>11
Checked.

>>65341145
I love them, more monster girl Gura for me

>>65340778
love sex with Gura

>>65341442
bud...

>>65341633
neutral sex with Gura

I just think of it that this part of her is a shape-shifter thing, that she can choose to enable or not and mostly don't

(I don't like the look of them either, and I know some anti artists make them look really grotesque on purpose)

I do however like that she chose to keep the tail. Chloe for example, did not.

>>65315995
Man, people can call gura all they want, but no other vtuber has gura's charm and personality, and you can tell the product itself has kind of gone to shit without Gura nobody can replace her even if they were to give the model to someone else, I honestly wish Gura understood how much she's missed.

I think the standards have been lowered. There's no unique streamer left in holoEN, they're all the same, and they're jumping through the same hoops Myth did, playing the same games, pulling the same jokes even. When Gura leaves for real, there's nothing interesting left in holoEN, unless a Fourth generation comes along and makes me eat my words.

It's much easier for Fuwamoco and whatever the rest are called to run the show without someone like Gura there to set the real standard. It's gone downhill super fast.

They say hardships is something that builds character.
I can feel myself changing, but what I’m becoming is not something pleasant.

why did she say it

Oh huh she/they banned ghost and ghosting on the channel's restricted words again

>>65342591
Anon there are no streams right now. What are you doing

>>65342239
>not watching fembuds
fake chumbie

>>65342721
The vod comments

>>65342591
unless it happened in like the past hour, no, it isn't banned or filtered

>>65342831
Why are you reading them? There's no reason to. You're basically admitting that you're human scum.

>>65342831
That bored huh?

>>65342894
This place is raided 24/7 by antis, it's their life

I just really can't believe it's over. For three years she meant so much to me and I did everything I could to support her and be there whenever she needed us. And there were so many others there for her too. So many people loved her through all the smiles and tears, but now it's all gone and I can't take it.

>>65343320
mozzarella or cheddar?

>>65339437
>>65340308
If the MV really has been completed a while ago and if it's not being released because Gura isn't available to do a collab announcing it, then there is no way that this is all because of burn out.
Even if Gura were burned out, she wouldn't hold up the release of the song all the other members of Myth worked so hard on. Even on the chance she hates streaming and us, she would absolutely hate being the cause of problems or delays even more. She has anxiety about that kind of thing all the time where she fears doing something wrong or letting the other members down in some way. That basically described her entire time during her Japan trips.

So something is preventing her from streaming. Something is preventing her from being able to find even a small amount of time to do a gen-wide collab and release the MV. There is NO way she would ever let her personal feelings or burn out get in the way of the others doing something unless it was completely unavoidable.

fuck you

>>65342511
Imagine saying this and then not even tweeting "Merry Christmas" to us.
Why should anyone believe anything that she ever says again?

Anons here never use images

>>65344418
cheddar is pretty good

Womanchild

>>65344669
ToT

>>65344477
threadshitters don't deserve my cute Gura images

>gura has streamed less than riro ron
Sad year.

tourists love their literal whos

>>65344906
What the heck is that

>>65344906
Lettuce?

>>65345037
Think that's the schizo tuber who slept with her lead manager and her fans before getting kicked out of her group?

>>65344418
She's a chronic liar. Movie may was the first big lie

>>65345092
heh lie on deez nuts

The thing is saying something but all I see are borgar ingredients. Mmm.

laughing @ u

It'd be so amazing if Cover came out and just set the record straight about Gura. Gura, their EN-side star streamer hasn't been streaming almost 1 out of the 3 years she's been under their management. What is really going on.

>>65345547
laughing @ u

>>65338604
She was known for ghosting people in the past. I'm not surprised

laughing with you, because a good laugh enriches life. Bless you

>>65342591
The word "crap" was also shadowbanned for some reason. It was back in August. Not sure about now.

We're talking about VTubers like others talk about their movie stars or sports teams. We should be laughing and having fun every day with the goofy shit they do and say instead of the drama focus

>>65342591
I see tha word ghost in the vod comments. Are you sure you're not shadowbanned?

>>65345913
Theres too many women on /vt/ for that. The women here crave drama.

>>65346029
Don't blame women. There's plenty of "men" around too.

Little shork butt.

>>65346071
I refuse to believe that there are real adult men crying here

Her lack of time.
Her lack of energy.
No alcohol while in Japan.
"Get that whiskey away from her, she can't drink" from Mori.
Being increasingly sick and tired as the year went on.
Less complex and energetic dances as the year went on, ending with her asking to sit down at the drums for Summer Splash Party.
Lots of weird cravings and eating so many weird things.
Her sudden disappearance starting on August 18.
Being exhausted every single time she showed up between August 18 and the Sendai collab.
No one surprised about her break at all.
No one talking about her break at all.
No one saying they talk to her during her break.
The others saying not to ask about it.
Cover never trying to explain to her fans what's happening.
Her complete lack of communication.
Her inability and unwillingness to stream.
All the delays.
All the ghosting.
No one able to get in contact with her.
Refused to sing during the panel because she said her head hurt from getting hit in the head with a phone. Continued to shake and move her head while Kiara sang instead.
Is able to stream if she has to, proven by the Sendai stream.
Comes back and talks about her complete change in life priorities.
Is so busy with something she can't do any of the things she used to.
Is so busy she doesn't check her messages.
Doesn't have any time or energy to play games.
But has plenty of down time to enjoy her newfound love of reading.
Taking up crafting (this usually means sewing or crocheting for women).
Only describes the things she's busy with as "life stuff".
The lineage comment.
Ignores her genmates' requests to participate in collabs and fails to keep her word by not sending in a video for the project she agreed to participate in.
Delays Myth's release of their new original song and MV, showing that she only needs to come back if it's a responsibility to parties outside to Hololive that was agreed upon a long time ago.

This is beyond burn out. Something happened to her that has resulted in a complete physical and psychological transformation in her and it started earlier in the year. But since August, something is taking up all of her time and preventing her from being able to function normally.

>>65347038
forgot one:
Asks Ame if she's ever lactated out of nowhere.

>>65347038
now that you've wasted your time with a pasta I guess it's a good time to tell you the no alcohol thing goes back a bit further than japan
you keep going back to that and it's a little silly

>>65347038
shes pregnant

>>65347309
You wouldn't drink amelia's breast milk?

>>65347038
My parents read me the hobbit when I was little, it's a good choice.

>>65347038
oh also I guess I could add that she kinda does, you know, mocap for her 3d, you'd be able to see if she was anything other than a cheesestick
I don't know why I'm bothering, I think I'm bored

>>65347379
yeah, with me

>>65347309
She explained that.

>schizo making things up again
it's been months, why are you still fucking trying?

Quick question.
The gurrito was a completely original merch idea by her right?
It wasn't referencing anything that happened during a stream like Dino Gura, correct? I'm not forgetting anything?

I'm hungry for the gurrito

>>65348257
>he didn't even watch the few streams we got this year
grim

Apathy

>>65347038
>Refused to sing during the panel because she said her head hurt from getting hit in the head with a phone
Almost like she couldn't sing because she didn't want to wake someone up.
Remember the house-hunting arc that resulted in not buying a house and never talking about it again?

pet

Is this why people laugh at conspiracy theorists?

>>65348283
Nobody knows, she never talked about her birthday merch, aside from shilling it.

>>65348542
fuck you I was looking for that

>>65348576

>>65348283
You realize that "she intentionally left a hint towards my shitpost in her merch" is jumping well over the shark right

>>65348576

Speculation is pointless, but since there's not much else to discuss, I can see why this thread is the way it is. Just remember that speculation ≠ reality, and the most we've gotten from Gura is that she's burned out. Anything beyond official confirmation is just a narrative.