/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Sharanra.

>She still doesn't have barrels
I thought you guys were going to guide her.

My dumb blind wife.

>>65311900
I tried

!

>>65311553
Hey Cheebs, take a look in the mirror,

>>65312211
>Low fat
Yeah right

>>65312211
>>65312287

>>65312211
Accurate mirror

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

Is IRyS a mouthbreather or a pogger?

>>65312772
mouthbreather, her breath smells great btw

>>65312818
I hate coconut popsicles.

>>65313038
But if you kiss them just right they give you a tasty treat.

ho ho people

Cheese press!!

>>65313112
I'd press IRyS's cheese, if you know what I mean.

ayyy she's so thirsty

If she has already watched Serial Experiments Lain then why hasn't she sang Duvet yet?

>>65313170
She is ovulating, anon.

>>65313178
She skipped the Intro read the lore dumbass

why are fujos like this genuinely

aneRyS love

>>65313132
I don't know what you mean, but I would do that too.

>>65313132
>letting milkRyS curdle
monster

>>65313238
Honestly I didn't know when I said it, but I'm just going to assume it's butt stuff.

>>65313268
With all that movement we get up to it would be a surprise if she didn't curdle

hornyRyS my beloved

>>65313291
I was thinking more like churning yeast-butter into cheese curds through a vigorous churning process. But I don't think that's even how dairy works.

she took the back door... she likes anal...

>back door
she prefers anal

>>65313527
thats a penis

BackdooRyS, my beloved.

>using IRyS' backdoor
heh just like terraria

>>65313527
thats a cockRyS

>>65313543
>>65313562
God, I hope so.

>>65312818
>Sliding HandlebaRyS back and fourth

YOU CAN'T RELOAD IN REAL LIFE IRyS

she was checking the wiki???

god she’s horny

>IRyS waking you up in bed with a "gift"

>>65313657
I can hear it in her voice <3

irys is very fujo today

>gives sex
IRyS?!

Wait i missed the freudian slip, what was she saying?

IRyS HATES Deadbeats

If you wanted bone, IRyS, you should have asked/

Did she just say, "Go down first, think later"? I thought I heard that, but then I didn't see any blushes or ayo's in chat.

>>65313742
She did indeed. I'd have blushed but I'm not a teenage girl part of the 10%

relieving stress with IRyS

>>65313703
No...

IRyS is the kind of person who disinterestedly lets you prone bone her while she's playing a game

>>65313813
disinteresting into loss

>>65313813
hot

>>65313859
| || || |_

EDGING WITH IRYS

>>65313813
Sticking it to a girl who is completely disinterested is a fetish of mine. Making her moan involuntarily despite concentrating on her book/game/tv show would be so hot.

I wanted to hear the brap...

>>65314025
She's a lady.

She doesn't hate her!

>mommy

My mom-in-law just call in

momRyS love?

>>65313915
youve seen her crops havent you

Cute!

>>65314077
you believe in everything. remember she was out during christmas

IRyS..your OBS.

sorry bros had to ask her where she put my tenga after she cleaned it for me

>>65314127
She wouldn't have taken the call if it weren't her mom. She'd have just rejected it.

IRyShow is my favorite DIY show.

>>65314127
Yeah, with me!

>>65314082
it was the crop circles message the entire time

I hope the child dies

Will IRyS read the stillborn SC?

trauma dumping...

>>65314165
She'd have definitely taken a call from DadyS and possibly AneRyS, too.

>>65314165
For fucks sake, stop replying to the favelacuck

>>65314235
Any family member's really. You don't ever ignore that.

>>65314242
How do you think we have so many schizos?

IRyS

I'm gonna fuckin' do it and there's not a goddamned thing any of you can do to stop me.

>>65314277
It's not because people try to educate them. Sometimes they get zero replies and they have schizoid meltdown anyway.

They're fucking broken. They'd be better off dead.

>>65314277
It’s literally the same Brazilian cuck each time, but yes the thread would improve tenfold if the retarded replyschizo fucked off

pocky is an analogy for condoms

How long will the SC reading be today?

>>65314424
Longer than necessary because she sucks at speeding through them

Promise drunk pocky game

>>65314424
About five and a half feet.

>>65314454
She's actually going somewhat fast for her standards but I'm sure now that I've said this she'll go on a 45 minutes anime tangent.

so she likely gets better % for birthday and anniversary merch. Got it

hitachiRyS one day

meRyS every day

>>65314530
IRyS has to increase the number of femRyStocrats first

>>65314296
holy shit

>>65314638
The madman!!

>>65314638
time to stalk mr. anonymous

>>65314638
better than trauma dumping i guess lmao

>>65314638
I fucking told you.

>>65314669
Exactly!
Humor>drama all day

What color superchat do I need to send to get her to read at the minimum? I'm thinking of sending one for my birthday next year since I missed it this year.

>>65314764
Yellow

>>65314764
Yellow or Orange
Pink or Red if you want to be absolutely certain

>>65314764
Yeller/$10

>>65314638
Unbelievably fucking based and burgerpilled

>Refresh page
>2x the SCs now
Everytime

Bare shoulder bros...

>>65314764
at least a pink

>>65314871
She knows exactly what she's doing. Might be 2025 by the time she hits 1M, but she'll be making bank along the way.

Did Genesity have a stroke?

I love, IRyS!

...while schlicking

>>65315150
while she was in the tub...

>>65315166
...drowning GuyRyS

>>65315204
With her buttRyS.

>>65315256
When it's my time that's how I want to go.

IRyS is the bau bau posters

>>65315292
Sometimes I BAUBAU

What show did she say it's gonna be?

>>65315525
Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket

>>65315525
gundam 0080 war in the pocket

>>65315525
war in the pocket?

also surprised she doesn't know katanagatari, the romance is pretty sweet

She is actually going pretty fast today!

>>65315525
Bible black

Special Drink isn't alcohol, it's when Abed pours hot cocoa mix into cold milk and drinks it like a cold hot chocolate.

>>65315663
Focus on your collab Kiara

That horn waxer, me.

BaeRyS is back baby.

IRyS will begin her journey with Yakuza 3.

>>65315663
Say it in chat, not here, dummy.

IRyS will play it once then never again just like Persona

>>65315954
Wrong, she will love it

>>65315954
let's hope so

>>65315946
no

burger bros...

why burger? americanbross

Yes IRyS, I know. I need sex

Was really hoping for more there. We need to launch a campaign!

I looked it up. It's just a picture of IRyS.

This dummy is perfect.

yab

>>65316223
also the top images are funny

Nyaa has it as usual:
https://nyaa.si/view/1586044

>lethal company adiction
EDF 5 bros, it's over.

>>65316336
The watchalong won't happen if non JP normies can't watch it

>>65316358
They can buy the bluray and hope it comes before the end of the year

IRyS’ huge load of sticky… notes

>>65316372
Yeah that's not how it goes

IRYS' BIG STICKY LOAD

>>65316394
That's exactly how it works since before streaming sites even existed there was this thing called Blockbuster.

They way she said it sounds exactly like "cumming"

7hrs stream..

What's on 29th?

>>65316418
>funny
But with blockbuster you went and picked up the tape/DVD. No crossing fingers that the mail is quick enough.

Secret ending here we go.

I'M NOT ALONE

>>65316482
Indeed. It was a lot more convenient. A shame streaming sites killed it.

>>65316468
Just IRyS being IRyS.

Dumb wife.

>>65316479
hope it's members stream for you guys

SHE WANTS TO SCHLICK OFFSTREAM

>Her chests cannot be organised
:(

god she's horny

>>65316574
And now so am I

Rate the stream guys.

i miss IRyS...

>>65316598
Hachoo

>>65316598
Sadburger/10

>>65316598
No you didn't put an image

it's quiet

>>65316598
fujoRyS/10
chest organization blueballing/10

IRyS doko

>>65314638
Based madlad. But it should've been at least a pink.

>>65316659
Watching her play for five or six hours makes me want to go do it right.

>>65315926
only wakuza 0 is worth it though. she doesn't want to play it because bae already did

>>65316675
Would she eat a burger for $50?

nahone

>>65316598
i miss her/10

>>65316659
this is how i felt after i sent my gf back to her house. my gf irys

>>65316686
welp that explains those top images a bit more

>>65316685
More money = more burgers.

>>65316675
If I weren't on a fixed income I'd have sprung for more.

>>65316598
fetishRyS makes me feral/10
I can’t stop imagining her furiously playing with herself/10

>>65316685
CarnivoRyS would eat a burger for free.

>>65316727
I'm more confused about how she got the second definition registered in her head first than the first one

>>65316686
thank you for sharing IRyS. i wish i could lick your feet every single day of my life

>>65316598
IRyS is my fetish/10

why are the en girls so negative about next year? are they going to get less opportunities? maybe graduations.
Irys made it sound like she is not getting much done just like this year.

>here comes the monkey

I love IRyS so much I'm gonna fucking

>>65316598
My fetish is IRyS/10

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_newyearsholidaydatevoice_closingoff2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_newyearsholidaydatevoice_welcoming2024

no wife again...

>talks about eating frozen ramen in today's stream
>ny from last year autoplay'd
>she talks about eating frozen pizza
some things never change I see
Please learn how to cook irys
Learn from MPW

>>65317116
every stream is a voicepack with IRyS, I don't like this fake stuff

>>65317394
She could record it in the bath with her busted iPhone mic for all I care

>>65317434
I would still buy it too.

>>65317394
i like it because i dont superchat or pay for membership i only buy streaming tickets, merch and voice packs

>>65317434
The bath space is better than any voicepack and it was f r e e. But yeah I would still buy anything with her name and voice on it

>>65317116
she doesn't like doing actual gfe we only get that once a year on valentine's day

>>65317530
her every stream is actual gfe though it's what i imagine having a gf is like

She really does have my favorite personality
Please do more pure zatsus irys
I can't find shit in her latest vods

>>65317530
I feel like calling things actual gfe is dumb, if anything IRyS is the real gfe since she's not acting, this is really who she is and I get to hang out with her

>>65317543
it's not

>>65317586
it is how i imagine it

>>65317582
It's a huge turnoff when they try to act slutty or "do you like this chat?"
I like the feeling of hanging out like you said.

>>65317618
Jesas, where did you get this?

>>65317618
boobs too big

>>65317618
fuck yeah

>>65317649
+1 thats what i would categorize as wife experience

>>65317582
IRyS isn't real gfe that's just you being in love with her and looking at her through that lens

>>65317543
You never had a gfe

>>65317751
She's as real as anyone else. Or maybe you meant to say we're all just living in a simulation?

>>65317759
correct
thats why i said imagine

>>65317618
So I noticed this was titled 12/26 b
...Where is 12/26 c?

>>65317116
it would be nice to get more stuff like this

if having a gf isnt like hanging out with IRyS then i dont want a gf

So she only has ther 29 to stream and unlike last year will not show up for news year
I bet all the other girls will just like christmas

IRyS is GFE without the actual romance part

>>65317832
she has plans with me on the 29th already

>>65317751
I mean it really depends on what you define as gfe, I don't think real girlfriends say I love you my husband/boyfriend every other minute. When you have a girlefirend you just enjoy eachothers' company. IRyS wearing her heart on her sleeve and being unable to lie definitely contribute to the realness of it

I Love IRyS and Merry Christmas!

That is all.

>>65317931
>girlefirend
sorry I had a stroke

>>65317813
based

I've made the joke* about 10 times that IRyS is not gfe because she is nice, kind, funny, not constantly nagging and yelling and complaining about everything I do, etc. GFE would be a huge downgrade in the relationship.
*not a joke

>>65317813
I want to wife her. She's too good to be a gf

>>65318007
but she's really cute when she's complaining

>>65318007
she is real girlfriend (mine)

>>65318024
draw her then bitch
Maybe if we get gud enough she'll mention us like how gura kept mentioning that one guy and dudul

>>65318161
I can't draw shit. There's nothing I can do for her except being omnipresent.

IRyS will never be your gf (because she's mine)
and you'll never find someone like her in the wild, because she doesn't go outside
best you can do is groom some old girl gamer through discord and imagine she's IRyS

>>65318161
I don't think we want her to be like Gura

>>65318222
you must be imagining things because she is my wife

>>65318222
>>65318261
she's my wife though, and (You)'re not (Me)

>>65318201
Go on.
Say that you're a faggot pussy.
You won't say that, but you'll say that you can't draw.
Whatever you say, you're right.
Or you could make remixes of her tracks
Clip her
etc
>>65318226
Goalposts, anon. If you want to actually exist in Irys's eyes, the possibilities are there.

Do we have too much IRyS too fast? I feel like we are hallucinating quite a bit now.

>>65318284
>Irys
>Verification not required.

>>65318297
Yeah, tons of people here are going schizo, saying IRyS is their wife and what-not. That's ridiculous, because I am the only one she's married to.

>>65318297
>hallucinating
skill issue, she's real and she's my gf

>>65318321
you're divorced bae

>>65318297
It's never too much IRyS, more like not enough.

>>65318284
I can't do any of those things. I'm not an artist, there's not an ounce of creativity in me.

I hate clippers too, the only good ones are those that translate her because they're providing an actually useful service.

I don't have to do any of these things though. I am enough for her without having to do a whole lot of other unnecessary stuff.

Oh shit, I know what is the problem now. We are high on IRyS and will experience withdrawal symptoms later day when IRyS doesn't stream.

>>65318284
what's the point of existing in her eyes if she disappears?

>>65318390
now you get it

>>65317931
IMO it would be kind of sad if IRyS were classified as gfe by the simple fact that she loves her fans and lets us know. Must suck to be any other fanbase if that's the reality of it.

https://www.youtube.com/live/RsGurGap92s?si=LbhE93rpcwOrOBUD&t=2345
>>65318370
Now you're just being self-defeatist and pulling whatever excuse you can out of your ass
Life is all about being selfish until you reach your goals
>>65318392
What's the point of wiping ass when shit again?

>>65318481
>Life is all about being selfish until you reach your goals
And I will reach them. I just need money. I hate my current situation.

>>65318481
>What's the point of wiping ass when shit again?
I want this on a t-shirt

Will you sleep tonight knowing IRyS is so horny right now she might do another space in the bathtub again.

>>65318682
I think I've had a single night where I got more than 4 hours of sleep this month, I'll live

>>65318613
is close:

>>65318682
I didn't sleep much for the last 2 days, I don't think I can do another one even when I want to.

>>65318752
Weak.

i am the least menhera irystocrat

>>65318510
Never say Will.
Use Am.
Will is a prick that can't deliver on every promise
Am is a decisive bastard that never lies about what he's currently doing.
Don't seek a job, try to bum off your family til you get certified for something
You say that you don't have money, yet you have a roof and internet with something to eat so it can't be that bad

>>65318782
Literally mentally ill here, so you've certainly got me beat.

>>65318852
Me two

>>65318836
I don't have (enough) money.

>>65318865
Is this a schizo/BPD joke?

>>65318885
Ask yourself, I am you.
But seriously though, no, I am also not well.

>>65318836
I WILL marry IRyS

>>65318948
You can think that all you want, but only one person will have the thought " I can't believe I'm marrying IRyS!" As the two finalize their wedding plans.

>>65318926
Ohh, I assumed you were not. I was just asking if you were joking about it.

>>65319022
me

cheeb cheeb?

Would you listen to Cheebs bathing space?

>>65319356
Would I be able to hear her talking over all the braps?

IRyS please
please please please
please please please please please please
do an end of year superchat reading of anni/3d.
it would be the funniest fucking thing of all time.

I love IRyS, she is a cute dork

>>65321507
I love IRyS, she's a cute shork

Plump Nephilim thigh pillow

>>65321571
Dude, have pity for Chumbuds. No need to salt their wounds.

>>65321642
The time for pity was early 2023, anyone still clinging to her deserves the mockery.

>>65321642
>>65321849
I'm just making a stupid cute dork pun.

For example: I love IRyS, she's a cute Rourke

>>65322269
Did you know that she appeared in a tv sitcom long before this? She was a cute Mork!

>>65322362
I did know that, but did you know that she appeared in Block Game as a cube pork?

>>65321639
OK, but why thigh pillow when her tush is quite literally right there?

>>65322536
You wouldn't get it

>>65322499
:O
:D
:|
:o
:)

>>65322644
That's a good one.
(And now I want to shoop IRyS's head onto 4chan's founder, but I'm feling too lazy right now)
Please enjoy this Proust dork instead.

Do you think she will play Stardew Valley off stream and watch Linus bath scene without us?

>>65323014
No, enough people said no to her doing it and there's only 1 enabler in the comments.

>>65323014
Several of us suggested organizing her chests then simply not going to the lake.

>>65323014
I was thinking she could just rush the scene this stream, then alt+f4 the game and restart the day on her own time.
But yeah, the secret ending made it clear that she's not going to play off-stream because she's saving it for us.

>>65322738
I did this one a long time ago, but nobody recognized this Mewt dork from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.

We're going to bed, it's 9 am. (She will read manga in bed, I will sleep)

>>65323358
おやすみなさい。アノン

>>65323277
I had to look it up at the time, but chuckled when I did get it.

I love IRyS, she's a shoot dork

Nephilim's smell status?

Mega man Zero 3 finale later?

>>65324492
Strong, but heavenly.

>>65324967
Just imagine the braps makes me cums a little.

>>65325080
I'm imagining it's a halo of sweat stink instead of braps.

IRyS ask Kronii and Mori if you can join their lethal company collab

>>65326842
Nah

>>65322269
Oh heavens no, it has to end in chumbud mockery.

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

when do you guys take down your Christmas tree?

>>65327680
What are you a cop? Fuck off

>>65327680
what tree?

>>65327680
when do (You) take down (You)r Christmas tree, anon?

>>65327924
sometime in January probably

Drifters or War in the pocket

>>65327680
You put up a tree?

IRyS butthole

>>65328565
war in the pocket for christmas mood

>>65329009
Yeah, it's perfect for the season.

>>65328924
yeah it's a big tradition here in the US

>>65328924
He means he put a plastic looking thing in the corner and hung some things from the dollar store on it

>>65329225
These days I just staple some christmas lights to the walls. Gets the job done. Setting up a tree is too much work.
>>65329395
Uh-huh, that's what I thought. My plastic looking thing has been gathering dust in the closet for years.

listening to the Christmas karaoke again and the jp songs sprinkled in there never fail to move my cold dead heart, I love her so much

>>65327680
usually the scouts offer to pick up xmas trees, so whenever that is. otherwise break it down and toss it in the yard waste in a couple weeks

cheeb...