/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>65223630
this is a blue board get this wrinkly old pussy off the catalog!!!!

Cute ballsack.

OP is a faggot for posting my son's ballsack

>>65223630
Weird

>>65222466
I'm embellishing a little, her actual words were something about how being a whore is okay but she's sad that society pushes them this way or something. Of course this was her backpedaling after trying to virtue signal le whores bad or whatever so really it's hard to ever get anything coherent out of her. She carries herself like she's immune to being canceled and speaks her mind but she's always doing the adhd thing of giving 20 qualifying statements to anything she says so nobody gets offended.

>>65223938
>society pushes them this way or something
booba models getting more clicks isn't society pushing anything
its pandering to the lowest common denominator and compromising on your principles
especially the breast enlargements redebuts are guilty of that
that's also rich said by literal jailbait, inside and out, who gets her documents checked at reception
but I see the point, thanks for clarifying
I guess everyone will take out of those statements what he likes and wants to hear and bias-ignore the rest

>>65223630
awwwww so pretty

>>65224218
for all I know she could just be sincere about hating whores and is just covering herself because she knows vtubers she enjoys might count, who knows
she's a classy whore in her own right though

>>65224434
how new are you?

>>65224434
maybe, I have a few friends who are of opinions and views that I too slander habitually
we just learned to not take it too personally

>>65224564
I think that's the ideal over trying too hard to cover your tracks and coming up with incoherent positions. Her friends and inspirations would probably just say give a tongue in cheek "damn straight I'm a whore".

Passionate love making with shondo

shontoes

>>65224808
or years of streaming, having to do business, cooperation and collabing just socialized her over painful childhood experiences and definition of "normie" and "whore" changed
happens to the best of autists when they come out of their caves and get to know people around a bit better

>>65224218
You can have both big boobs and principles. It's actually quite easy.
>Have a provocative model
>Ban everybody who can't behave in its presence
It's a very good form of gatekeeping.

>>65225036
Shut the fuck up Butterbeerkegs. tits or gtfo

>>65225036
>You can have both big boobs and principles.
but will you have views, is the question

I just noticed Pettan added new alts to the request I made holy shit TuT
Merry Christmas Pettan-san!

>>65225267
If you do it right, the pajeets you ban will create free advertising by complaining about you on other platforms.

shondo in my arms on christmas day

>>65225267
if they are more than a boobie streamer then yeah

>>65225008
yeah she differentiates good and bad whores now that she's less of a bitter bullied girl but the bad whore criteria tends to just be comically evil and nothing that twitch thots do is really different from stuff she'd excuse good whores she knows for
just leaves me confused about what part of whores is supposed to be bad, which is where the notion comes in that she's probably more upset that men create a demand for that stuff

>>65226127
The parts of whores that are bad are the parts that remind her of her mother.

>>65226127
>men create a demand for that stuff
when did she say this?

>>65223630
my son, he needs a festive hat

Is vod good or should skip today?

>>65228169
zatsu good. gameplay meh

>>65223630
...do you think that Shondo likes this specific kind of cats because they remind her of a ballsack? You know, she's stuck at home and cannot see a real one...

>>65229011
yes

eating her pie

He's coming where?!?

do you think she prefers uncut or cut? like aesthetically
I'm naturally short so I could never relate to both sides

minutely affirmation: I will impregnate shondo

>>65233080
nakadasi

I need shontoes badly

>>65235450
feast by brother

live...

alt stream is live

>>65240438
thank you

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>65236710
still can't get over how this guy watches vtubers specifically to get cucked

>>65226368
Never. That's what we call a headcanon, from what I remember Shondo is glad that option exists for women.

>>65242017
Of course she's glad. Her mother wouldn't have been able to feed her otherwise(though Shondo likes to starve herself, so maybe that's not relevant).

>>65242414
Yeah, it's a safety net that women have.

shondo is a whore from a long line of whores

she's such a pure and beautiful hime!!!!
long twintails with basic outfit still makes me doki doki sometimes
I want to grab her face between my palms like in that idiot sandwich meme and kiss the top of her head over and over and over and over again

>>65244545
weak, she wants to be choked & raped
would probably look down on you for being such a sissy

>>65244591
>look down on you
So? Either way I'm not giving her a choice, she will be loved gently and used as a living dakimakura and there's nothing she can do about it. If she literally begs me to choke her I'd do it but I ain't punching her.

>>65244733

are you afraid you'd like it too much?

>>65244776
Go away newcancer.

faggot won't even punch his wife

Good girls don't need punching, besides a butt naked spanking is more humiliating.

>>65245288
I feel like she would be testing you constantly to get hatefuck she wants and needs

>>65245364
I would turn her butt red and confiscate her BA device for a whole 2 hours.

I'm a little sad, I knew it wouldn't happen but I still held a little hope that she would send me a message for Christmas, I thought I meant enough to her that I would at least get that but I looks like I was deluding myself.

>>65246175

why would she send you a message for Christmas?

>>65246175
DM NIGGERS OUT

>>65246249
I thought she liked me

>>65246326

why do you assume that?

>>65246326
She doesn’t like you. She likes (you). And she likes you even less for trying to establish yourself as an individual when that isn’t what she wants.

>>65247298

honestly you shouldn't give a fuck what she wants, sometimes it should align though

Merry Christmas /shon/ time for mass with my parents. I have not gone in months!

Check out pettan’s footjob pics he added more to it ToT

>>65248346
Have a good time! Christ is king

>>65225317
I had put them in gift files on upload at the time together with request. also, merry christimas!

>>65248112
>sometimes it should align though
But if it doesn't align you might become < (you) and get muted. I'm not saying this happened to that anon but there are signs when you fall out of favor, for example when she was mad at me during the stalking era of syadouchama she used to like my tweets during her mass-liking sessions and unlike them moments later. She only stopped after I apologized on my profile.

>>65248630
You're retarded

>>65248630

>>65248474
Merry Christmas bro

>>65248474
How much will it take for you to do a Shondo blowjob drawing similar to the footjob one? I requested but either you or bank declined it. Whatever it is I’ll request it when I have the money.

>>65248630

being muted is a good thing, don't have to deal with her mental illness any more

>>65248845
Go away newcancer.

>>65248776
Pixiv has weird rules on overseas paiment for R18, i not sure myselft how it works, but i think 100% it was bank declined, on my side dashboard last request received was for stripped socks (049).

>>65248845
But dealing with her going unhinged is part of the fun.

Merry Christmas /shon/
I hope you have a good day with family

>>65183633
he must be /here/, fixed her hair
and even double shondo version
anyway here is double shon with countdown audio
https://gofile.io/d/5QI5Fq
happy fapping, fellow coomers

>>65251967
>he must be /here/
Wow, colour me surprised

Merry Christmas, I love my wife and none of you are going to change that

>>65251967
The guy who posted on 4chan is /here/? No way. Not real.

>no tweet
Are the clubs open on Christmas

>>65223630
That is one ugly dog

>>65253998

>>65253998
Club Penguin is.

>>65254458
>not today

I miss wifey :(

>>65254458
>Only sends scheduled tweets now
It's never been so over

She’s busy with her family like she said. Can you seaniggers fuck off?

as a newfag I don't understand what are you freaking about at all
there's no stream on the schedule, I sleep

>>65256146
I’m an oldfag and I don’t get it either

>>65255975
In da klub with her mom and brother

>>65256387
yeah she's grinding her ass on me and I don't know how to tell her to stop she's very bad at it

>>65256528
Unironically her occasional autistic attempts to be sexy are really cute and way more attractive then if she was a whore who did it all the time

>>65255975
Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters.

>>65256528
>her ass
her what?

>>65256146
>24-25
>ill see you again same time as today
she flaked and went to da klub

I really don't like Christmas these last 2 years because I don't get to spend it with my wife :(

>>65257477
You dumbass retarded fucking seanigger. 24-25 means the 24 into the 25. Meaning she may end at midnight England time, but she never does. It doesn’t mean she’s streaming today. She said she’d try to tweet but things get hectic and she’s likely not going to. Go fix your shithole country instead of shitting up chuuba threads.

>>65257860
Deep breaths, my man. There's no reason to reply

Are you supposed to cancel plans to watch streams because I went out with friends and I mean I had a good time but I felt bad missing Shondo streaming. You can catch the vods but it’s not the same

>>65258355
the anime girl isn't worth shutting out actual human contact in your life

>>65258355
You'll probably stick around longer if you're not devoting every second to her. She can't do the same for you. If you try you'll likely end up bitter like some of the closet antis here.

>>65258355
Shondo understands that you have your own family and friends and she doesn't want you to throw away your social life just to watch her

>>65258535
>she doesn't want you to throw away your social life just to watch her
Weird how she keeps rewarding those who do though, makes you think

>>65258535
>she doesn't want you to throw away your social life just to watch her
she kind of does though, but she's aware that it's not a healthy desire

>>65258791
>>65258844
What do you want from her? She can't interact with people who don't show up. If you fuck yourself over to show up and it doesn't pay off, that's on you for fucking yourself over.

>>65258907
I want her to stop baiting fomo like she said she would. But it gives her too much of an ego boost to know people ruin their lives for her.

>>65258355
This is one of the closet antis I'm talking about. >>65258956
Careful you end up like him and blame her for your own choices.

>>65259013
am I wrong? did she not plainly say in maros that she likes the idea of "making us worse" but that it's been catastrophic for her and her husbands?

>>65259118
I'll admit, that maro's been in the back of my mind for a while. Does anyone have a screenshot of it?

>>65259118
ok

>>65259118
I enjoyed the few weeks when she tried to stick to her word of reducing brain worms and fomo, but trying is too hard and she gave up

she embraces the stripper worms

glad shoggers keep leaving and dying left and right
good riddance, you were always trash

>>65259768
now who left?

>>65259873
me

>>65259013
>closet anti
eat my ass, fag. It was a genuine question

>>65260218
whatever you say closet anti

the thing you should actually be worried about is her posting the bathrobe pictures like she promised

>>65260218
ESLchama, your reading comprehension reps...

>>65260218
why do you reply to bait?

>calling out antis is baiting now
This is why /shon/ will forever be shit

>>65259768
I liked some of them and hope they're at least ok :(

>calling out bait is baiting now
This is why /shon/ will forever be shit

>Erm Smile baseg Scared
This is why /shon/ will forever be good

>>65259118
she was definitely doing more of that during her "scheming evil slime" arc

>>65258535
in fact she said she values family too much to ask people to skip family time for her

>>65262076
She literally dropped a 'hint' that she comes /here/ during that arc when she replied to some tard on twitter not even minutes after an anon talked about them /here/

would shondo be mad if I watch annie's christmas stream?

What was the "prank" she said she would do to shoggers that behave badly a few months ago?

>>65262668
She said they would know it's from her, so I would guess it's something like a glitter bomb with ribbons in the same package

>>65262373
>"She comes here I swear on my life she comes here I just know. What? proof? amm well umm aaa Erm"
ok

>>65257640
She's here with me just like last year. :D
Be patient anon, I'll allow her to tweet soon.

>>65262983
I just told you the proof, retard. Maybe pay attention to your wife sometime.

>>65262983
>pic related
There's also the fact that she quoted /shon/ anons in the past few months and literally used a /lig/ meme about Nina.

newfags out

Why are you even debating this, do your reps

>>65263065
She the least subtle person I've ever known

>>65263056
>>65263065
here is your (you) now pipe it down

>>65263166
That wasn't even the example I was talking about. But this is just another instance.

Strange to me that anti's don't want to believe she reads /here/.
The same anti's that also have many interesting things to say about her. I sure wonder why they wouldn't want her to read what they have to say? Makes you think.

>>65263292
Because the antis are regulars with brainworms and one clip watcher.

>>65263292

anyone here that doubts she stalks this place is retarded

Her not knowing about pettan until someone brought it up in chat is all the proof I needed to know she doesn't come here. Anyone claiming otherwise is a retarded newfag.

>>65264368
He was only posting /here/ before creating a twitter account for his Shondo art so why would she admit that she knows him? Retard.

>>65264368

get better bait

>/here/ schizos at it again
it never gets old

>>65264947
It was on pixiv retard

I don't get it, why does it matter if she is or isn't here if she doesn't bring it up?

>>65266307
It doesn't matter, retards have just conflated chatters bringing up /here/ shit during stream and her responding to it as "she's reads the threads" and will never stop acting as if she's here because of their lack of chromosomes

she already admitted she comes here

she already admitted she comes to my house and sits on my cock, too

one of these statements is true

she already admitted that i'm her boyfriend

she already admitted that she thinks about mating press

>>65268067
I guess I made it unforgettable

She already admitted she will be bred by me. The strongest.

>>65263065
We literally had the special interest conversation like the day before the anon posted that. She was referencing that. Her reaction to coming here and nuking rrk is proof she doesn’t normally come here.

doing this shit even on christmas day? kek, what a joke

>>65269476
That was the only proof that I needed, if she was here she would have known everything being talked about was par for the course.
Not that it matters either way

>>65269599
Leave if your pussy is that tight

>>65269599
I agree. But just leave bro. Spend some time with your family

>>65269924
already did. just thought i'd check in and its about what i expected

>>65269750
I'm /here/ and I don't keep up with everything you schizos talk about.

>start calling her a stripper
>the same week: 'im not a stripper'
Anyway, I love my stripper wife

she should play beyond two souls i think she would resonate with the part where you suck suck a homeless mans cock

>>65271284
>newcancer called her life off-stream boring
>last zatsu she talked about how she doesn't do much besides play BA all day
>asked us roughly half a dozen times if we're having fun
/shon/ is the only place where she can get some unfiltered criticism. Too bad it's hidden behind 7 layers of irony, baiting and mental illness venting.

Minutely affirmation: I will bust a fat juicy load of my premium untainted seed inside your shunny, shondo.

>>65272371
is it bad that I lie about having fun during gameplay? I mean like its funny seeing her do her best but sometimes the game sucks

>>65272649
Just enjoy your time with her. Who knows how long it will last

>>65258355
>Are you supposed to cancel plans to watch streams
can't you decide for yourself?

>>65258355
>Are you supposed to cancel plans
If you lived together irl would you take her with you to go hang out with your friends? If yes then cancel, if no always pick wife time over friends.

>>65223630
ballsack fiend

>>65274368
lmaoo doormat
nice way to end up alone

>>65259118
>making us worse
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BcVj7wiczAQ

>>65275429
she wants to fix us and then break us down and so on and so forth

Just told my grandma I’m in a long distance relationship with a British girl

>>65277661
Good for you anon, I'm too scared to tell anyone about this relationship

>>65278900
(me) maybe next year if I'm still around I'll have the nerve to tell my family

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>>65279863
You alright anon?

>>65279967
< - freak

>>65277661
I'm happy for you shogga (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

>>65259298
anon the maros aren't gone or anything, though you have to wade through all the shit she didn't bother answering

>>65280401
Reading this every once in a while brings me to tears and I realize she really is trying her best with what she has. I love her so much

>>65280401
Oh, my bad, I though the maros disappeared after her twitter account got booted

>>65280529
maro isn't directly tied to twitter anymore since the API changes

>>65280520
I was happy to learn she's capable of reflecting but it's a little too little too late sadly. I feel for her whether it's her own making or not.

>>65280666
Honestly the newfag experience is perfectly fine and top tier in the vtuber community. Its us oldfags that have to suffer her changing, we have to change to keep up with her or leave. Or I guess letting the brain worms eat you alive is another option

>>65280401
other relevant one

>>65280903
just take it less seriously same as her
she's dropped the expectations that things stay the same forever and she's going to do fewer "tests" so just relax
mostly everyone gets the same experience now and it's up to you if you get more out of it because you feel more devoted
I've kind of distanced myself as a result of the cheater arc and to be frank it's hard to accept the new shon and just return to a low stakes roleplay relationship so I guess I'm a bit messed up too

surprised she didn't make a cute little tweet on main for christmas

>>65281181
>it's hard to accept the new shon and just return to a low stakes roleplay relationship
I feel you anon, I'd give anything to go back to the subathon era again.
We're all gonna make it shogga, just gotta keep pushing through day by day

>>65281428
me I think I'm gonna focus on myself more, I don't feel the pressure to "keep up" anymore and a lot of the magic's gone anyway, and that was before anything recent
there just came a point where it all stopped translating into confidence and instead I was wallowing in a life revolving around her and nothing more

>>65281675
I've stepped away for a bit and am doing the same, focusing on myself. I'm still keeping committed to the relationship as long as she is, but I can't say things aren't different now

>>65281903
>>65281675
based

>>65282415
he lives

>>65282465
this is last year's

I like Shondo a lot and really enjoy watching her streams!

>>65284875
no way, I thought this thread is for threadwatcher dramafags

I like glasses Shondo so much dude. she’s so cute and very nice and she’s funny and she loves her family and loves her community she’s just a great girl. Im very happy to have found her.

>>65281675
if your life doesn't revolves around her you don't love her
fuck off and kill yourself ironic husband

>>65288306
>doesn't revolves
understandable
>fuck off and kill yourself
and if he won't?

>>65288306
What if she's all the motivates me and I think about her 100% of the time, but know that if I don't take a break every so often it will end up really bad for me and her? Does that count

>>65288306
looking forward to your implosion

>>65288909
you are weak and pretending to love her. Just fuck off.

>>65288306
Can't wait till she leaves you behind this coming year. syadouYay in offline to be laughed at when you disappear

>seething white ribbon loses argument
>resorts to kys and fuck off
KEK just like the anon said yesterday

>>65289524
lmao you wish
Don't worry she knows you dont truly love her so you don't really matter to her

can i haz borgir

>>65289797
>another rerun of oldfag speaking for oshi
she told me she hates you

>>65289887
No shondo you fat bitch you ate too much today despite starving yourself the last couple of days
please eat the burger shondo

>>65289887
you wouldnt eat it anyways you anorexic whore

>>65289887
yes, 5 burgers every day until your phone doesn't fall through your thigh gap
good girl sitting with your legs closed behind a dinner table by the way

>>65281008
without realizing it she's literally saying she wants our relationship to be fictional but for that fictional relationship to give people the power and energy to improve themselves in real life. i've said this before, but most of these "problems" would be solved if she was just more honest and realistic about her situation.

I'm sure shondo is impressed with your lack of life skills and the fact you have nothing else in life besides her! You are truly someone to look up to in the community!

>>65289887
listen to your tummy shondo

imagine thinking she's impressed with you offering your infinite free time you have as worthless neet and nothing else actually kys

I hope you shoggers had a nice shitpost free christmas!

>>65290371
i WILL devote all of my neet time to her, i WILL donate a sizable amount of my neetbux to her, she WILL come to appreciate me and there is nothing you can do about it
keep seething wagie and get back to your cagie, bezos is waiting

shondo I dont appreciate you talking shit to me here anonymously and then disrespecting me pretending nothings wrong when you see me. its woman behavior and i wont have it.

>>65290523
>she WILL come to appreciate me

>>65290040
it was always something that would fall apart if you tried too hard to reason about it, and for a long while we got by avoiding exactly that
then she got bigger and shoggers started brainworming and how "real" anything is become a constant worry for everyone, her included
coming to terms with it being "fake" but mutually beneficial like how most GFE works to begin with is a good outcome I think
for once it feels like she's telling the truth when she says "being here is enough"

>>65289484
I've been here almost 2 years, I think if it were pretend I would have figured it out by now. It's ok, I know you're just trying to cull competition, but I won't be leaving

>>65290749
imagine being proud of being an ironic husband pretending for 2 years
lol
same shit as clip watchers

>>65290688
>coming to terms with it being "fake" but mutually beneficial like how most GFE works to begin with is a good outcome I think
I know my brain needs sublimation for female attention. I try not to invest into GFE. Its like grilling barbecue in front of vegan picnic. Eventually cognitive dissonance will throw me out of balance.
>>65290749
>I think if it were pretend I would have figured it out by now.
You could just be stupid or willingly delusional. Likely are, even.

>>65291122
there's worse things than a little gaslighting to help yourself out, but it's unlikely to last forever, so it's best to try to spin it into whatever lasting benefit you can get

>>65271284

>>65280401

she takes herself too seriously, if she died maybe a few idiots might rope but she'd be forgotten in a week

>>65291334
really wish more shoggers did this rather than destroy themselves as some sort of desperate attempt at showing how dedicated they are. i'm saying that as someone that did the latter and only woke up from my trance after she told me to fuck off and get therapy. that's how much my dedication was worth in the end.

>>65291334
>little gaslighting
I was told I don't know when to stop on multiple occasions, by many people. Short fuse, horny, starved for affection - bad combo.

I'll hang out, enjoy cute & funny bri'ish gremlin, send some modest content creator support and offer my understanding if and when Shondo needs one.

What I'm not going to do is RP as madly in love husband. I can't fake it and if I start in the earnest - the unrealistic expectations would consume me like a drug addiction.

More power to you if you can pace yourself properly in modern Black-Mirrory parasocial relationships. I can't so I'm only dipping my toes in.

ayo this discussion is gay af post your shnidoo lovesong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ55ywJwF1Q

>>65292102
there was never a way she could possibly reward people giving up their lives for her when she has to keep appearances of being fair and while the greatest "test" she ever devised for people was to be awake past 7am gmt for her stupid ARGs
I told people for the longest time you get 99% of the benefit of being a husband no matter how serious of a viewer you are, while the devoted ones are mostly "rewarded" with being kept up all night with fomo and even more traumatic of trauma dumps

>>65290371
lmao cope. She will never love you as much as those who are truly devoted to her

>>65292821
have you considered there are people who live lives of their own who are still devoted to her?
you're giving up far more than necessary for vastly diminishing returns
and that's before you crash and burn and start to be for all intents an anti

>>65292821
see >>65289916

>>65292821
i'm sure nothing says attractive to her like a fat blob sat at his desk all day doing nothing with his life and offering nothing to his family or "wife" :)

>>65293142
They aren't. you are not devoted to her, never have, never will
you are just pretending and making up excuses. you are the only anti here, ironic husband. You don't know shit

>still giving (YOU)'s to someone who's afraid to be held accountable
lol

>>65293517
>you are not devoted to her
you're like a broken record, what else are you offering except your worthless free time?

>>65292821
someone who works 10 hour days, goes to the gym, cooks and spends what little time they have left with her are more dedicated than a fucking unemployed loser who spends 10% of their free time on her. time becomes more valuable in the first case so spending it with her will mean more to her than if you've got nothing else to do anyway.

>>65293255
well if you throw enough money at her she might start liking you

i aint offering her money thats for sure that shit would get wasted on dumb shit like sea otter foundations or some dude pretending to be homeless to fleece people like her

>>65293643
NTA I think she values our time, she always says as much
but I think she'd be very happy to hear that people were spending their time away from her improving themselves thanks to her encouragement
she doesn't vocalize it a ton but I think it would be best to say she'd prefer you do everything to make friends, spend time with family, and become a better person using her as your inspiration
and still stop by for quality time with her whenever you can

>>65293867
luckily her mom is the one who wastes it on snow leopards and she doesn't go out often enough to be panhandled too often

>>65281181

I understand her dilemma she wants her RP to be believable but she also wants to make it clear it's RP.

>>65293857
already do and she already does :)

>>65293743
Smartest shogga here
>>65293857
Already do and she does already (*≧з≦)

Yea bro she sure does, lets ignore she keeps rewarding the truly devoted

>>65293743
All this coping and excuse making lmao

>>65294245
>lets ignore she keeps rewarding the truly devoted
Is this reward in the room with us right now?

I like Shondo and think this art is very cute

>>65293995
You don't understand it

>>65294414
he's letting the fact he's around to get more replies from his forced questions and 1k+ messages a month go to his head

>listening to what other people /here/ tell you as if they aren't trying to steer you in the wrong direction to gain an advantage
Just don't play the game shoggas, be with wifey as often as you can, and what's good for you. What you get out of this relationship depends on what you put in

>>65294614
hi shondo! please go to sleep already, you must be really tired by now
i love you very very very much goodnight and see you tomorrow <3

>>65293743
Most of that is completely irrelevant and something she will never see.

>>65293995
>wants to make it clear it's RP
See she'd never try and characterize it that way, but when she and others tried to push it too hard in various directions to make it more "real" it just led to a lot of pain and so maybe without strictly calling it RP we're settling back on what's truly feasible for "the streamer is my wife".

>>65294192
pretenders often stick together I guess. helps with the cope

>>65294716
let him believe it does, let him have his fake love as much he wants

>>65294716
she can tell, because if you're replying within 1 minute of every tweet that she every posts for example you're clearly a nolifer. that's only one aspect but it already says a lot about a shogger. she has a functioning brain anon, contrary to popular belief.

>>65294716
are we now asserting she doesn't actually care or know her viewers in any meaningful way?
and this how you mean to say she cares about and rewards you personally?

Goodnight /shon/
I'm glad you spent Christmas seething instead of celebrating having such an amazing wife
See you tomorrow

I want to be fixed but also want to be broken

>>65294695
>everyone is out to shank me!
meds

I'm fixed but deep down I want to be broken by shondo

I just want to be loved :(

frankly I don't want to be loved only because my name pops up more often than most
but I think it's infeasible for her to care about anything I do with myself or anything about me
that's most of why I stopped taking it all seriously
I don't want to hurt her by "rejecting her advances" or anything but I'm being honest about my desires and I think I can achieve them

im okay with being played on as long as she actually loves me
funny captcha

>>65295108
Are you claiming she has supernatural abilities and knows what ever absent husband is doing in his free time?

>>65295095
I can do that and also work and go to the gym

>>65296098
well yeah she's an empath

>>65296257
you're thinking of espers

>>65296098
all it takes is one mention of having to leave for work and she can probably assume a lot
there's a variety of scenarios to let her know things about yourself if you don't solely use your time trying to bait her attention

I just want to hold her hand

I would love to find work but I'm disabled and not even the job agency can find me something

>>65296851
If you can't get a job that you can do from home in this day and age you should honestly just end it

I only think of throwing Shondo anorexic ass onto the bed, face down, putting her into a chokehold, keeping her on the verge of blackout in oxygen deprivation state, and mercilessly prone-pounding her cunny, while biting her shoulders and ears, for 20% of my time awake.

>>65296851
try looking for work from home jobs, everyone can do shit like data entry

>>65296962
Even if you can do a job from home companies still prefer people who are flexible and can drive

>>65297140
also she once said that the screen protects us and we wouldn't want her IRL
however, the personality aspect of sexuality is lost on her
sure if I met a tiny malnourished gray mouse I wouldn't want to shag her immediately
but with Shondo personality, if we sat down and talked, I would be fully erect in less than an hour

I joke about wanting to punch her in the nose but sometimes I really do

>>65297560
she IS protecting us my dick wouldnt survive a week if she was a fleshtuber

>>65297808
isn't she very flexible? imagine the poses you can bend her into without lasting damage
>>65297560
to elaborate, I might check out 10/10 booty I see on the street but if that girl actually came up to me and proposed to have sex immediately - I would try to get and talk to her first
the intimacy requires well, intimacy, to know a person a little and form an emotional attachment, that way the thrusts would come from your heart

>>65297560
>she once said that the screen protects us and we wouldn't want her IRL
but i do though

i want her to get raped by a homeless man so i can slut shame her

>>65297560
>we wouldn't want her IRL
that's just a blatant lie and she knows it. she's very pretty
>>65297140
the fact that she doesn't have a thigh gap its kinda weird and i refuese to believe it

it's kind of depressing to be with an anorexic girl

>>65299227
she's a woman whether she feels pretty is constantly subject to change, but yes we can reasonably say she is

Minutely affirmation: I will forcefully feed her 2.5k calories every day

>>65299919
that's too far let's just start with 1k

Unenthusiastic Shondo footjob while she’s in fishnets. Disconnected and impersonal but intimate at the same time. Thinks it’s weird but humors you.

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

>>65300059
nah I think enthusiastic but apprehensive and embarrassed fits her more
she'd want to make you happy and using her feet is disconnected enough from her body to make it doable, though in the end it's still sex so she's having to push herself past her apprehension

even if she were pretty I'd rather have a sane person but she is interesting to watch once in a while

>>65300446

tenga egg or fleshlight > feet

>>65293643
she can see how fake your "love" is lol
its fine tho, she still likes those of you who half-ass it. but only like

anyone made a kk card based on her rtx?

>>65307063
Related, but she should monotise rtx pics, a lot of people will pay a lot of money for pics even if they are SFW

>>65299227
>the fact that she doesn't have a thigh gap its kinda weird and i refuese to believe it
nah I knew chicks that dieted to have it, had it in their head that men like skinny girls. probably some trauma where crush was snatched by a stick

>>65299314
she's a woman just force-feed her

>>65301053
nah her crazy is of hot variety
I might not give her the loving husband larp (assuming she actually wants it) but I can say with confidence that I'd absolutely fuck the shit out of her every day
we'd have a new baby every 2 years, I'd ruin her body with them
she'd spend 80% of her time until menopause carrying my child under her heart
if I was given an opportunity

>>65303608
>another rerun of oldfag speaking for oshi
she told me she hates you

>>65307836
please lurk moar this post is embarrassing

>>65307836
How long have you been watching her?

>>65307957
don't need your permission to post
>>65308130
two weeks

>>65308180
based filian CHAD

>>65308291
you mean the awards thing? was Shondo featured? I don't watch Filian outside of clips

Watching the vod and holy shit, 45 minutes of thanking subs is insane. She needs to enable tts so resubs can have their message automaticly play when they sub instead of her having to manualy read them all at once.

>>65308419
she needs a pedal (and attention span to use it timely) or active mods for that though
never know what dono/resub is going to say
last time she wanted someone snailed it took like 1.5 hours

>>65308519
That would be content for clips, many big streamers oitsorse crwring content to chat through tts so they can focus on running the stream instead of entertaining chat

>>65308668
its all fun and games until TTS breaks TOS and twitch bot bans you for month, rolling back a year or more of subs

>newfags suggesting tts
go back

>>65308930
the grass was greener but you ought to have killed all clippers if you didn't want channel to change, retard
now it's too late

>>65308930
I'm not suggesting it, I'm just saying she should use tts to make stream more entertaining.

>>65309247
nta but that's what suggestion is, only that you're suggesting into the hivemind and not to streamer

he has a point instead of her regurgitating something she read in chat the chat should just say it on stream via tts

>>65309383
why are you agreeing with yourself, samefag?

>>65309383
If she had mods who are more active in the community and chat she could have asked them to pick which chat messages to tts, that fixes the TOS problem

I will be the first husband to not watch streams

god you guys are so depressing. you do realize you all spread your individual brainworms around in a cycle and make other people worry about things they were never thinking about before and thats why it never ends?

>>65310762
I started 2 months ago to listen to music while she streams with her audio turned down and only paying attention when something happens, now I realized I don't even have to do that. I just scam the thread and when something happen will open stream. You don't miss anything by not watching and just checking out clips and the thread

>>65293743
>someone who works 10 hour days, goes to the gym, cooks
should get irl bitches unless small PP

>>65311390
i like to do that during dono time, when i hear her talk about a topic i tune back in

>>65311300

>>65311300
You're not wrong anon, I get brainworms every once in a while because I'm a /shon/ addict but all it takes is hearing her voice live to melt them away.

>>65293743
>muh 10 hours job
You better not complain about favorites then. :)

>>65311830
are those favorites in the room with us right now?

Reminder that if you don't press H you're an anti in denial.

>>65312138
She's not in your life. Get a grip.

My new years resies are
>become better at art
>draw at least 25 drawings
>be more social
>get all the barny girls to follow me on Twitter
>become a favorite
>have nina and oli recognize me in chat

>>65312138
Anon only someone who was doubting if all their efforts were for nothing would be this militant about justifying the need for this kind of destructive sacrifice. You're only trying to convince yourself that its all worth it, not us.

>>65312223
If you believe this then leave.

>>65312465
>leave
And if I don't?

>>65312138
she would need to be worth it then

>>65312490
You're probably gonna get filtered anyway since you don't think this relationship is real, I'm just trying to get you to chase flesh women sooner so you don't blame Shondo for "ruining" your life when you're childless at 35 years old and watch all your bros become fathers.

>>65312885
Filtered by what? Watching cute & funi streamer? Take your meds lmao.

I liked it when shondo made it sound like we gave her a uti

i love her

>>65313434
rabies

>>65313434
>girutea bait
yawn

>>65313434
I liked this one better.

you guys are silly agsin?
nothing has changed, you will see in 8 hours how much she loves you!!!!!!!

shondo bukkake

>>65314282
I'm not taking my clothes off in the same room with you faggots. What if your aids is airborne?