/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>65223450
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creation by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearance on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

Rissa butt
Merry Christmas

I love Nerissa.

nerissa...

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft

Christmas morning with Nerissa, it's 6 am here

Rissa, just end the stream please

>>65223675
Nah. Keep farming these Akas.

I have been won over, I relent to nerissa ravencroft

I love Rissa and some Jailbirds. Merry Christmas, you dirty animals

Damn that killed the vibe for me. Nerissa can be lewd that's her shtick but you're married, those people are nasty I don't want to hear that shit. Fucking freaks.

Las Vegas really is an aesthetic, huh>>65223823

I WILL MARRY ANERISSA

When's the last time Rissa said she loved us ;-;

I will miss you already in a couple minutes Nerissa

>>65223841
Why did I randomly tag this anon. Sorry.

theyre talking about their husbands infront of us is that legal what the FUCK

That bam bam bamming? Me with Nerissa.

IRISH!??!?!?!?!?

>>65224137
Black as bog

>>65223915
yea bitch it's called being a functioning person
permavirgins btfo

My wife Nerissa is so cute.

>>65224214
sorry bro I dont have a cuck fetish

Rissa...

>doesn't know about bots...

Watching nerissa alter while the bull (her husband) plows her

whose voice was that

>Redirecting to Kronii
She doesn't know...

>>65224439
Anerissa

>>65223468
>Only the Kiara collab is important
Naturally I'm avoiding those but that's mad funny

>>65224439
what do you mean?

Rate the stream, Jailbirds

>>65224593
sex

>>65224593
sexo

>kronii stream
>she's signing weeb shit

>>65224593
nerissa and anerissa double paizuri

>>65224593
10/10 i love the banters. i only have lil bro so listening to sisters banter is fun

>>65224593
shes the better kronii

>>65224593
SANTA BABY SEEEXXX/10

>>65224593
I had a great time hanging with my wife Nerissa Ravencroft and her sister that I have sex with sometimes with permission from the family

>>65224593
I lost one of my virginities

>Used to listening to Rissa and Aradia sing
>Go to Kronii's karaoke
Yeah, it's easy to forget that most of these chicks can't sing that well. I'm grateful for Rissa's karaoke

>New IP
>Kronii seethe
BLUE WOMEN TOGETHER STRONG!

>>65224593
7/10
Most christmas songs suck. The few that are good, Aradia sang.

>>65224818
If you didn't archive it yourself, archive anon got you

I'm not a jailbird and just been recently exposed but I heard she sang musicals. Did she sang whistle down the wind already?

>>65225703
With today's information in mind, Rissa should go full IRA on that limey ass

>>65224593
Finished twice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_WWBy_AzKo

I will be watching the archive in the morning. I hope Nerissa won.
Hope all jailbirds stuck with family tonight as well get to see the archive soon as well

Mumei talking about listening to Nerissa earlier.
Said it was a funny juxtaposition switching from the dulcet tones of the sisters to Kronii singing Wonderwall. kek

>>65226507
She's in love with this sweater I guess

>>65227769
man, Nerissa and Anerissa, then kronii and now mumei, I love these hologirls so much, I'm pretty lonely right now but they made this night so much better

Would a kind jailbird post a downloadable for the karaoke stream, please?

Confirmation Nerissa has heard the 3min porn sound files ppl made with her audio clips. 17s in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMqLXsaLM90

How does this make you feel jailbirds?

>>65228803
See >>65225051

>>65228821
horny for my wife, nerissa ravencroft

Lilium over 500k!

>>65231192
Yeah me.

>>65231192
All me.

Re-up of the karaoke video as well as audio only:

https://mega.nz/folder/2OQVwTaB#ICK_03ual8oHkBNpN1PvVw

Merry Christmas jailbirds

Based Nerissa supporting trans rights. Transwomen are women.

>>65225501
Nerissa should comission a chibi Model for Aradia, they go for around 80 bucks if you go with Chinese

>>65232653
Bait GENUINELY used to be more believable

I need the valentine asmr asap

>>65233307
Jailbird it’s still Christmas relax

I love Nerissa, I love her singing, I love how she loves her family, she's literally perfection in my book.

>Oh holy night
>Once in royal david's city
>We three kings
>Silent night

Did she say anything about clips? Are we free to clip and post our favorite parts? Why does Nerissa sing so well?

>>65233178

>>65235697
Why do you have a picture of a gay black man saved?

>>65224474
Nerissa has been pals with Pomu on twitter right? She's not going to assert her dominance over Pomu that Kiara is hers right?

>>65235882

Welp, might be time to go to bed if these are the posts being made tonight

i wanna to be serenaded by rissa and aradia while getting a double paizuri

Stay strong Jailbirds, the globalists, tribalfags and /pol/tards are going to be throwing shit in your general for a while.
Fully support what Rissa is doing, we need more unity members in EN.

what is anerissa vtube channel, she had been hinted to have one.

>>65231938
Thx, bro

>>65224593
the choir songs had sovl and made it not another generic karaoke, and the singing and chatting was good

I miss her already...
I forgot

>>65238899
Which one do you miss tho

>>65239066
what a silly question, my wife of course

>>65239318
If she's your wife, and also my wife, then it means... You're one of the voices in my head.

>>65239364
Silly anon, the Ravencrofts are well known advocates of wife sharing. Your wife is my wife is their wife!

I mean vshojo collabs are bad enough but with troons too? And after her "no males" bit?
I feel like this chick of yours joined the wrong company
Maybe try tardwrangling once in awhile

>>65239488
Sex with the Ravencroft sisters on Christmas
https://files.catbox.moe/2ywr6p.jpg

>>65240031
This is the second best xmas present this year. The first is the karaoke.

>>65240031
My POV btw

>>65240031
W-wow..

I hate Rissa so I'm gonna have hate sex with her don't stop me.

Good job jailbirbs, none of you took the low quality baits. If peeps start falling for that shit I'm gonna spam the thread with AI hentai of Nerissa

>>65240719
Maybe you should do that now >:3

Nerissa is a numberfag and I respect that
I will always respect her attempts to get more subscribers, even if that means collabs with other corpos/indies
she knows homos are bad for business and that's good enough, other than that, she should be able to collab with whoever she wants as long as it gives her exposure to newer audiences
I want her to reach 1 million subscribers, I want to see Mamarissa, but more importantly, I want her to stay motivated so she doesn't get bored of putting in the hard work for us. I want her to continue this journey for many years and stay inspired

>>65240719
Please do more shioraven Futa.

>>65240719
Yes, you should share your porn irregardless

>>65240987
>>65241020
>>65241050
People usually hate AI shit and I don't want to ruin the thread but I admit I want to share these 2
https://files.catbox.moe/oi30ol.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0et8za.png

>>65241105
I remember this one, it's the one that got me to try out EasyFluff

>>65241191
Yeah it was my first attempt on Easyfluff. I still go to the AI thread from time to time to fish for Nerissa requests

>>65241105
That's one heck of a Rissing. Merry Christmas indeed!

>>65241105
I don't approve of AI art out of principle, but if people want it, I think posting every once in a while is good. And I am just a single person so who cares.

>>65241105
no worries, that was still better than the low quality baits post

>>65241105
AI art is shit UNLESS it’s Futa

>>65241266
I've been using AI to get my fill of Rissa butt, I haven't used them for my posts though. Out of principle.
It's a cool tool to get what you want when no one draws it though.

BG3 is an antifemale WMD and you cannot convince me otherwise.

>>65241426
That's fair, you're a good jailbird.

>>65241571
What does this mean

>>65241769
Don't listen to this anon, this is what 90+ hrs of BG3 in 4 days does to your mind.

I missed the karaoke live, I failed as a jailbird

>>65241815
Nerissa is done this already and she’s female I’m so confused by what anon meant
Also I got bg3 for Christmas. Am I not female anymore

>>65241910
Different people get mindbroken in different ways. In Rissa's case, she needs to look at her Astarion painting at least for 2 hrs a day now, else she collapses.

>>65223468
Break on both tuesday, wednesday and thursday is sad but apart from that not a bad schedule

>>65241974
>In Rissa's case, she needs to look at her Astarion painting at least for 2 hrs a day now, else she collapses.
See this is what >>65241571 (I) meant, she reverse Dorian Grey'd herself and this is one of the milder consequences.

>>65242253
I still have no clue what you mean
I want to fuck Karlach and Shadowheart

>>65241974
same but Shadowheart instead

>>65223450
>https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/nerissaravencroft_bd2023?variant=44224966328540
buy her merch there's literally 5 minutes left do it do it do it

>>65241910
Well, according to anon you would be an anti-female woman for playing bg3. You get to keep your fem card for now, unless anon amends their statement

>>65242595
What I understood is that the game is antifemale cause it makes them fall in love with 2D husbandos? So since latina is already in love with Rissa and secretly jealous of Kiwawa she cannot be broken by the game. And the game just turns females into normal anons, wow.

>>65242688
If I'm understanding correctly that means a man playing bg3 would be pro-female, but gay unless they're Latino and even then turned into anon that still loves Rissa. Is that right?

>>65243104
I'm understanding less and less about this every time. Why being latino maske you inmune from being gay tho. But yeah, everything leads to Rissa love.

Im fearing Nerissa really is going to kill the yt algo on her channel...
First the BG3 spam, then various collabs most ppl dont want, and then the vacation break...

>>65243174
>So since latina is already in love with Rissa and secretly jealous of Kiwawa she cannot be broken by the game
Maybe they were implying a racial ability that Latinos can activate but yeah I'm lost here except about all paths leading to Rissa love

>>65243433
I'm saying latina jailbird is already in love with Rissa and would never leave her for Shadowheart or someone else, so the game cannot do the same to her as it did to Rissa.

I want more Mamarissa

>>65243600
We have to get her to 600k.
Considering how Rissa and Aradia act...I'm hoping bros

>tfw europoor
I've been a good boy all year round, Santa. Did you put an archive of the sister-sister christmas duel under my tree?

>>65244883
>>65231938
>>65225051
Take your pick

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
https://twitter.com/BlackCapBandit1/status/1738971909511872722

>>65243494
The whole idea was dumb. Literally geeks are universal in the fact that they have their own idealistic husbandos and waifus, so the idea that BG3 would be anti-female because it induces Astarion brainrot is like saying the shojo genre in total is anti-female for glorifying husbandos. Which would be hilarious.

>>65233398
I can't blame the poor lovestruck bird, but I do fear how we'll be after the Maldives trip. Rissa may be "recharged", but we'll be fiending by that point. She knew what she was doing saying our libido would build. It really is kinda a hilarious situation when you map it out think about it. Sexy onee-san dork gets into Hololive not just to further her career, but drown in her oshis, gets a trip alone invite within two months of joining, cultivates a ravenous (heh) fanbase, ask the poor birds to let their libido built as a joke (?)and they basically get the chastity belt after one of the most gosling inducing holidays, Christmas, where she goes on a tropical getaway with said oshi. You couldn't make up a more hilarious scenario if you tried. It sounds like a plot to a trashy ero manga but its real.

>>65224593
It was 69/10. She has completely gotten the spirit of karaoke to just fuck around and have fun. Her insecurities are still there, but love shall overpower them one day. Mine, when we marry. Ahem. I mean, this was good sibling bonding.

wish I had a family like hers. Would love some comfy family vtubing content occasionally.

>>65241020
>Futa
Better not have balls

>>65245661
Who knows? Aradia was uncomfortable with a regular Holo job but if they start the trend of family projects, it could be a thing. Between that and more milfs, could have Hololive make a breakthrough that'll burn through all the underlying bitterness with wholesomeness, while normalizing anime culture more and more to boomers and casual people. I can only really see net positives for inducing better vibes all around to destigmatize nerd cultures.

https://twitter.com/kivonotbabu/status/1739122020238123427/photo/1

>>65247113
> Between that and more milfs
I DEMAND hags in EN4. If next EN gen or holoEU doesn't have at least one hag, I will fucking be very sad. Bonus points if she's a BIG MEATY ONI, who's arrival has been foretold since the beginning of times. I will manifest her into reality, no matter what.

>>65246133
But Rissa wants kids

https://twitter.com/yurari_banri/status/1739241828870942816/photo/1

>>65244941
>>65231938
Jailbirds are the holliest, jolliest fans one can have. I'm gonna enjoy the entire karaoke before Christmas dinner, thanks everyone

>>65248162
Oh they're out there. I see people who go to conventions even into their 50s. Just goes to show the geeky millenial generation is reaching that age. And since its getting easier to start out than it was before but harder to incline. I'll give Advent this praise I don't think anyone can take away, they're inspiring people, so hopefully that means more people will be less afraid to try and realize their talents. Maybe the EN4 prospects should be looking to Shiori for advice, since I doubt that is the last tech setup review she is going to give.

I want my irish farmgirl hag who sings Corrs songs constantly.

https://twitter.com/LeBrocollie/status/1738961133636391261

nice thread. its a shame if someone ruined it

>>65250319
>their 50s
>geeky millenial generation
Anon, please cease, that's psychic warfare against my person.

>>65253554
I'm not even kidding. Growing up, I'm just baffled at how the dating landscape ended up as it had. And with how geeky some gen x'ers were in the 80s how ironic anime fans spawned up. People with similiar hobbies do show up, but its as Nerissa says, they keep to themselves.

Its mind-boggling how bitterness of this type set in with the more nerdish population from both genders. But seeing salarymen, married couples, office ladies get into vtubers and/or vtubing themselves (as you can see Marine attracts a good deal of ladies). Its like something just broke somewhere and one thing could actually give people unity and a more wholesome tomorrow, but it just doesn't. I wish I was kidding, but I just see way too many self-deprecating geeks. Its no wonder you can have someone cool as Nerissa be at some corner of the Internet.

Ironic "weeb" culture and anitubers who make money off the culture but act like its cool to shame people who like anime while they get their SOs and foster their careers. It just seems exploitative and self-defeating at the same time. But that is a topic for another time, suffice to say, if a person who wants to be comfortable liking what they like with Nerissa becomes the norm, maybe that self-loathing will cease to be one day.

Have a very merry Christmas Jailbirds!

>>65254405
Same to you fellow bird.
Enjoy your holiday.

Happy Christmas /ope/, I still really want to kiss Nerissa

hey to the santa claus jailbird last night, i asked you for the mandalorian's n1 starfighter for christmas. you'll NEVER believe what i got this morning. santa is REAL, santa non-believers fucking KNEEL

>>65255497
NTA but I'm happy for you

Merry Christmas /ope/. just dropping by before i head out to mass

She's just like me

>>65256520
She is a loyal sapling, but like a creature of nature. She also likes a side of beef ay-freaking-yo. So you know what to do, lumberjack birds, salarymanbros, and fembirds if you have Victorian style dresses like in Sweeney Todd. This the season for runway posing.

>>65248889
Where horns

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1739324846322962903

>>65258575
Didn't her lore say that they only get horns when they have their purpose? Could a young Nerissa variant.

>>65258575
I'm not sure that's even Nerissa. Plus I just realized the poster has AI in their bio KEKW

>>65259019
She said before that they have little horns, iirc? And they fully grow after finding their call.

>>65243494
Okay so I’m safe then

Merry Christmas /ope/

>>65260091
Depends on who you are. Shadowheart seems to be the MVP in terms of companions, despite the Astarion art spam, I mostly see him, Gale, and Shadowheart. But the art distribution seems fairly diverse.

>You pull your pants down
>"Aww what a cute little guy"
How do you respond?

>>65260346
I tell her she can make it a big guy if she plays with it.

>>65260434
>"For you"
How do you respond?

>>65260307
I only have eyes for women, but my love for Nerissa is strong. I’m sure I’ll be able to overcome

>>65260623
Skullfuck. If she wants to be bratty, she wants it rough.

>>65260346
Sorry, I had some cat nip in my pockets and Little Guy jumped in my pants.

I want Nerissa to pet my head and play with my hair as I fall asleep on her lap.

I have a goal now

>>65261045
Little Lady go back to your cat condo instead of hanging out /here/

>>65261194
What, to take steroids?

>>65261245
Yeh

>>65261194
Play to your own strengths, if you're gonna get fit, get proper advice, and not just for her to thirst on you. Remember, she has a wide birth of taste.

>>65261194
Welcome to the club Jailbird, we all lift for Nerissa here.

Thankfully her requirement for girls is less strict.

>>65261791
>Don't be an obnoxious cunt
Oops, looks like no German speakers allowed!

>>65261045
She would like you to do that to her...

>>65261791
I mean, everyone usually likes a fit body unless they got a fetish going, that shouldn't be out of the norm, and she already said she had various body types for women, but she loves ass and thighs. But it doesn't mean she'd absolutely require a guy to be ottermode, she tipped her hat at liking hairy stocky guys, but the main requirement I see from what she said is somebody that makes her laugh, with a blunt personality (I would guess because she'd hate to be unsure of where she stood in a relationship, so a sharp tongue weeds that out). Though she also likes softer types like Gale, soooo...

>>65262425
Fetishes for ugly things are always a cope for something else.

>>65261194
Rissa mirin
Maybe she'll start an actual workout regimen in 2024, daily walks are a good start if you're stuck in gamer or fatass physique but that only gets you so far

>>65258644
I love Nerissa "The Great Uniter" Ravencroft!

>>65263210
I love Nerissa "My Wife" Ravencroft.

Kissing Nerissa under the mistletoe

>>65262977
She does seem to be, as she lets us in more on the routine she does with the dog, but if she can't handle a pooch, she has a ways to go. Has to also keep her back into consideration too, which is a pain.

>>65258644
how flirty will she be with the troon?
I can already see the catalog spam...

>>65263504
She needs to build a bit of muscle, she has noodle arms.

Jailbirds, is it normal to have an immediate erection whenever anerissa speaks?

https://twitter.com/Iwanumaart/status/1739254670038622564

>>65264447
It's a problem if you don't get an erection any time any of the Ravencroft sisters speaks.

https://twitter.com/nokaa_aru/status/1739260790866395538
>>65264548
Yeah, erectile disfunction

https://twitter.com/Chisai_Sai/status/1739278188570882448
Cute

>>65264447
Yes

>>65265140
Who the fuck is that brown chuuba with the braid and the chuuba with the shark tail?

>>65265346
Rissa's wife and Rissa's wife. The other are also Rissa's wives. And you? Also one of Rissa's wives.

>>65265346
Kys I miss Sana

Merry Christmas everyone I hope you had a great time celebrating the birth of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Merry Christmas to you as well Nerissa, this year you will find a great TradCath husband who will make you a mother. I believe.

>>65266196
Wasn't Jesus that guy who was a big drug dealer and loved to torture women? You are wild as always.

>>65266196
Merry Christmas anon

>>65266196
Banned from /wsg/ for being schizo

>>65266196
Merry Crimbo, anon.

I just watched the christmas karaoke and it was SO good. They're incredible together, both the singing and the banter, I had a great time. And it's christmas, so I can get away with saying this, I'm glad I found Nerissa, she is lovely, and I'm this close to saying I love her. I won't, but I definitely like her a whole lot.

santa baby...

https://twitter.com/nacraova/status/1739030143333453998

>>65265140

https://twitter.com/pozy0112/status/1739331382399447085

>>65267497
Hot

https://twitter.com/rainingpeanutss/status/1739341995116835185

>>65268821
SHIORAVEN

>>65268821
im gonna say it
G E X
E
X

>>65268821
mucho gexo

why must i love women but they don't love me...

>>65269293
because they love me

>>65268821
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Rissa should play some gay shit like gone home or life is strange or something.

>>65268885
You called?

>>65269593
She could've romanced Karlach or Shadowheart, but went with Astarion. Face it, in real life, the twink vampire gets the girl.

>>65269709
kek

>>65269805
Astarion is a fop, that's less that half a step away from actually gay.
I would like to believe she's straight, but she's not presenting much evidence for that case.

>>65269943
I'm not saying she's straigth, I'm saying that if you're not a twink vampire, Rissa will never truly love you.

Tayleigh...

>>65270029
Anon, it's Christmas, why you have to hurt me like that?

>>65269943
kinda schizo, but look at Nerissa's twitter likes. She pretty much only likes bg3 art of the guys. Maybe it's just that no girl attracted her there. But I'm putting her at 80:20. 80 for straight.

>>65270132
>She pretty much only likes bg3 art of the guys.
and lately of the guys being with each other

>>65270090
This IS my christmas present.

https://twitter.com/ardisketch_2d/status/1738983786040451198

This woman is made out of sex

>>65270690
I mean... arent basically we all?

>>65271296
Quite the day to bring that up huh?

>>65270132
Guys, you have been around ladies in anime communities enough that just like for you, they have husbandos and waifus, right? You DO know that right? People like attractive characters and people in geeky subcultures being sexually fluid is not uncommon. Its blatantly obvious due to her roots in idol culture she adores cute girls, and loves femme fatales/girlbosses. However, she likes fops just like many girls liked faaaabulous villains, but also likes sweet guys. This is familiar to me because the girls in my club for instance loved Get Backers the most, and most girls who were into that show liked Ginji/Ban, or Ginji/Akabane. Really fashionable artsy villains, edgy antiheros, and fluffy guys.

Although Nerissa runs into a kinda rare sort that lots passionate hotblooded guys/gals in equal measure to the edge. Which is good. Gale doesn't get as much love because he isn't a foppish vampire sure, but she likes himbo types like him, his whole problem is Mystra up his ass and if there is one thing you don't do for their self-insert story, its keep the ex relevant. Absolute no no. Doesn't Shiori hate stories where the other woman is present in stories with her love interest? Kinda same thing. Gale would get so many more points without Mystra.

So TL:DR she has types, but all us birds are semi equal at least gender wise. She also seems like she would be happier in a polygamous relationship but that may be overreaching.

>>65271925
Thanks for clearing that up, Rissa.

You schizos analyzing her sexuality like it’s a fucking book report is fascinating

>>65272563
But we have to do a report, you didn't get the mail? Deadline is in an hour and a half, you better write fast.

https://x.com/dikkosan/status/1739398140795728282?s=20
Sex

>>65272563
Really, its just paying attention to what she says and how she behaves. Gale is so obvious, she pouts and gets so cutely irritated whenever he mentions Mystra its hilarious. And what does she do right after, go get kisses from vamp boy. Its precious.

All women get her going but it’s the standout men that REALLY get her going

>>65272667
I genuinely don't know if it's AI or not

>>65272563
Let's just say that she loves cute girl and a Vampire, EZ.

https://twitter.com/anyacchiiii/status/1739401578883297586

>>65273212
It's so weird. He always uses 3d models as a base, so they look very stiff, no artistic expression/exaggeration and he NEVER paints over hands and feet, which adds a whole another level of "it's off". And he is probably running it through AI to get some basis for shading, later fixing any artifacts.
It's efficient. Sure gets those clicks and views and likes. Doesn't get him any respect as an artist.

>>65273216
Pretty much. I wonder if she'd like Seras and Alucard, but I could see her liking Integra/Alucard more. Doris and D are classics. Pretty sure she mentioned Vampire Knight but I forget who she liked from that.

>>65274471
I think it was Zero. And honestly, he is the correct answer.

>>65273175
No one gets her going more than Kiara, unlike Astarion, she's actually real

>>65274871
Well of course, kamioshi over all. Though the main thrust of this whole thought exercise is her taste is diverse. So get your suits all you office workers and stylishly loosen your ties and cuffs, bear your hairy legs with kilts, your Victorian dresses with bust hanging out, your chuuni suit jackets hanging off the shoulders, bring it all and pose like you just came out of a Jojo episode and she'll love it. Or be no fun and don't.

>>65275381
>Jojo
Oh god now I wonder what she thinks of Dio

https://twitter.com/NofuuKee/status/1739322763389837508
Nerissa... let's watch The Crow with Brandon Lee when you come back...

>>65276748
You can't ask her to watch a bird movie just because she's a bird that's racist

>>65277613
it's ok we're all birds here anyway

>>65277613
I'm really hoping for something emotional that makes her cry, but I don't think we're gonna get that any time soon.

https://twitter.com/Muraryuen/status/1739353666719711696

>>65279840
I'm pokobeepilled now

She loves showing off her wife.

>>65279908
Her mother-in-law is pleased, she's marrying Wawa next year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_WWBy_AzKo
It's Christmas, jailbirds! We're gonna have a cozy time in an hour~

>>65280230
Thank you, Anonymous person!

>>65280230
Thanks Aradia!

>>65280230
Thanks Nerissa

>>65280230
thanks mane-chan

https://twitter.com/barakko_/status/1739303094004199770

How do I tell my family that I don't wanna go out and participate in festivities because I wanna stay home and watch Risser, jailbirds?

>>65282389
You don't. Be like Rissa, spend time with your family cause if they invited you it means they love you.
Unless they are abusive, then tell them you don't want to go.

>>65282389
Don't. That's not healthy and Rissa would be disappointed in you.

>>65282448
You're right. Looks like I'll be VODgang for this one, I hope everyone who catches it live has a good time though.

https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1739260869354324145
FWMC gonna be working overtime translating back and forth.

Family time over just in time to spend Christmas with the Rissa!

>>65282826
It's good that they work every now and then.

just had a sixth sense, she could get pissed at us then re enact the lamy situation - drops gfe cold
im now angry at you for a scenario i made up in my head

>>65282974
I have no idea what that means, but ok

Devilish Diva time

I love my wife Nerissa

>>65280038
We'll see, or will this be another girlfriend the mom loves and it goes nowhere? Hopefully not.

>ARS rainbow
Just kill the fucker

>ARS
That rainbow was like 5 USD.

My wife is spending Christmas with me

69% heh

>Irish
So she is Catholic

>Meme currency rainbow
Pathetic

I wonder if she went to Christmas mass...

In other words a 4th or 5th generation American, so dumb how Americans identify their ethnicity

>>65283490
White Americans have nothing else going for them please understand

KILL THIS FUCKER

>meme currency aka
Of course the clipper is from there

she needs to stop reading the ARS superchats already

>>65283552
Irish, Dutch, whatever isn't even a race. Why can't they just say they're American?

>>65283654
She sees red and that’s all that matters. I don’t think she knows it converts to like 5 USD.

>>65283690
Because that’s boring anon. They need to differentiate themselves from the other whites somehow.

>>65283654
Has any holo outright banned ARS?

What's weird is that it's unseasonably warm in the midwest right now. She probably could have walked if she really wanted to.

She got the sex blanket

>>65283393
>>65283654
Are ARS superchatters redeemed when they buy tons of gift subs? What's the verdict on that

>>65283842
She's the weakest person ever, that's what happens when you never go out.

>>65283912
no, that makes is worse

>ARS spam
Fuck off

Bro Rissa.... I kneel

She's got the wax, Malphas II is cool

>>65283725
$5? wishful thinking

I’m going on a Ren fair date with Nerissa

>>65284013
scum

Her whole family watches her clips.... Hopefully they're not viewing her in a bad light because clippers are kinda, you know

>>65284013
Damn. Now I’m even more annoyed. Fuck ARS spam, holo needs to clamp down on this. It CANNOT be worth it on their end.

Holy fuck who cares about ARS. Discuss the fucking stream.

>>65284013
The ARS spammers are fraudalent, right? They're not actually from ARS, I doubt

>>65284126
Kill yourself, Argentina

Why didn't you send present for Rissa... She didn't get to open any....

Yay more giftnigger to pollute members streams

>>65284171
No lol they couldn't afford internet if they where

>>65284171
Yes, that’s the main issue. The clipper for example is confirmed to be SEA. Using ARS is a loophole to get a aka for super cheap. It’s so fucking scummy.

>>65284185
I am her present, she just didn’t want to say she’s kept me strapped to her bed all day.

>>65283690
My friends do that often and it drives me up the wall. Apparently my great great great grandparents being from Germany determines my entire food preferences

>>65284291
Abandonment play?

>>65284171
I know a couple jailbirds that are actually FROM argentina.
That naruto guy that superchats is from there i'm pretty sure
but that chinese guy that just did obviously wasn't

200 gift members for the price of like 5 in USD

>150 gifted membership in total so far plus the rainbow in meme currency
Jesus Christ dude. Chill. You have her attention already

>>65284354
Soundpost-kun is alive, hallelujah

>>65284392
lol no dude, this is old but it was relevant

>>65283794
IRyS does not read them

Reminder to do your reps, so Rissa can drool over you like she did that KFP

I WILL get ripped for my wife Nerissa

>>65284366
I doubt that the naruto guy is from there. He's sent x50 gift subs before.

I taste like shit!

This proves Rissa has actually eaten raven before, otherwise how would she know their taste?

>>65284584
She ate my ass.

>>65284609
And she doesn't want it anymore, what did you do.

>do you really want to be eaten?

Yes, it's the only way I'm gonna be inside of you.

She knows about the bots, she's 100% here

>>65284672
She's a /#/ resident.

Or just be professional and not talk about numbers and shit

If they complain to Cover will anything happen or am I just being wishful

When will Rissa move someplace and get some decent internet baka

>literal same fucking guy sending NT SC after sending ARS
absolute fucking scum

wonder if Nerissa pirates her own art

>>65284768
At least it's closer to $50 lol. Should've just sent a USD pinkie.

Nerissa is a good girl

>>65284768
chinks are scum

>>65284906
Not in bed.

>>65284943
She's a masochist, so she would obey every order, therefore she's a good girl

>>65285019
She's a brat and likes to get on your nerves so you do it rougher.

>Some people are going to annoyed
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT US

>>65284788
how much mod power does her panda account have

Don’t worry Rissa, I’ll wake you up every day from now on

>>65284649
Spanish food moment

>>65285086
kek

>>65284768
Write a comment on the VOD about it. She reads every single comment, you know this.

Our time will come

>65285255
kys

Is she favoriting every supa that comes in? Is that a first for her or something?

>>65285343
Sometime she remembers it exists, sometimes she forgets.

>>65285325
okay raul hernandez

peppeloni?

Pizza party when? If you're up to post on twitter. Or just /here/.

Mamarissa is ALWAYS listening!

Mamarissa an architect?

>>65285670
All her family wants her to eat, so yeah. Also full pic where.

>>65285711
https://twitter.com/MadiKaname/status/1721943591243653369

>>65285781
Danke.

I live in the south and grew up trailer trash, Nerissa, how is not going to a con crazy? lmao

2B cosplay? I'd explode.

I don’t have the body to cosplay Nerissa.

I'm too ugly and fat and bald to cosplay Nerissa.

>>65285255
idk how i'd word that in a way that doesn't just sound like an asshole

>>65286261
Same, I can cosplay this guy tho

Can't say I care much for the Roman Empire, where are my WWII pacific theater/modern naval warfare bros at???

i don't have the tits or the height to cosplay nerissa but i could definitely crossplay her little brother do you think she'd be into that?

>>65286351
I'm sorry, anon, but now I hate you.

>>65286351
>pacific theater
Excellent taste

>>65286351
I spent a good 200 hours playing HoI4 when I was 16 because I was into ww2, can't remember anything about it now

If I shave I look like a shounen boy. What are my chances?

>>65286351
Not much of an expert and more interest in air combat. For all the technical merits of the Zero, nips weren’t very impressive pilots.

rissa…

Oh, to be mane-chan and have meetings with Rissa as she tells you about her big ass.

>>65286376
Do it, she'd definitely get a kick out of it, minimum

>>65286376
I would

I want to see r34 of Nerissa and her baby bro plapping her. Sorry, Rissa.

That dude needs to be banned

That gifting jailbird must be going through it.

Hope someone explains what ARS is to her

>>65286858
Well, if she IS here, she'll know after stream what was going on. She is not tho.

Member grifters riding on the back of a meme currency abuser. Lovely

is bruh ch from agentina?

>>65286884
>>65286884
Leave a comment about it if it bothers you so much

>>65286923
My only hope is that some of those that got gifted decide to pay for next month

that's it, christmas fap

I'LL PLUG YOU RIGHT UP

She's leaking cause she saw me.

If she's leaking i'll lick the floor

This is true, I am cringe.
And horny.

I’m so cringe for Nerissa

she knows what she is doing...

OOOOOAAAA. I'M ABOUT TO CRINGE

i'm impressed at how good she's at doing the implication

she has a /here/ personality

I'll let all my c....ringe out for you, Rissa

I can't believe rissa just called out gura like that

She is so in

>deez nuts
GRADUATION IMMINENT

Why is she like this..

I came

SEX SEX SEX

I’m Nerissa’s good girl…

So this is how it feels when someone talks to you like that.., That explains things.

>>65287860
Christmas makes her horny

FEMBIRDS WE ARE WINNING

Thank you Nerissa

Wonder how the parents react to her ERPing with her chat

>>65287974
I’M HER BABYGIRL

>>65287974
poor innocent fembird, babygirl is gender neutral.

>Heart on the microphone
You mean your boobs? I'd fucking die

I wish I knew how to do live soundposts

UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGHHHHH

Paizuri bros we are so in

There are no fembirds here.

How badly does she want me to jerk off right now?

I need a jailbird with a boner image

Boobs in our face...

Preparing bread.

>>65288103
How new?

She wanted a cutout...
Apologies for AI

>>65288136
You don't do it during streams already?

>>65288158
Fresh.

>>65288237
>>65288237
>>65288237

My virginity is not safe with nerissa

>>65288335
thanks chef.

>>65288335
thanks chef