/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my darling!

last hags standing
https://youtu.be/Gg4hh81iAjA

Mio is cooking again.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwwf23EvvQ
Every honorable man in this world has got a right to a Mio wife

Remember that hags put on a little bit of weight in these days

>>65162928
I can't take it.

>>65158678
>picrel
Oh...oh...

>>65167567
what?

>>65158678
I hope we all can find a hag to give our hearts to someday....

>>65168219
I was taken aback a bit because I've just begun writing a fic about her.

Bump

mio privated her stream?

https://youtu.be/oKI7MDfmIzo

>>65172829
yeah, heard she had a wardrobe malfunction, her wrist slipped out lol

silver bells........i need a rural town experience with a hag someday, walking through a snow town

My new childless auntie wife was pretty great today

Merry Christmas my good haggots!

>>65177976
And same.
Soon, I will chow on pizza and mac my ma made.

Comfy Christmas movie night with my Sheepwife.

>>65181182
What's that she's holding...

>>65181182
I wish my hag got drawn that kind of slutty…

>>65172829
>>65173922
Here's the unedited VOD
https://gofile.io/d/sXaxKn

>>65183847
I'm busy watching Watame but I hear she's sucking souls right now.

>>65182687
Your hag is getting really parasocial https://twitter.com/mintcastella/status/1738920956431827134

>>65185030
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
IS TO GIVE HAAAAAAAAAAGS
BABIES

>love my hag
>shes so weak that impregnating her would probably kill her

gotta save

>>65182687
If what anons said about her is true...

>>65185755
Pocchers...

>>65185643
You can always adopt...

Does this statement still hold true?

>>65185755
>Pochi is single
>no one has S A V E D Pochi
The men in Japan are all cursed and hopeless faggots.

>>65185755
I just need one chance to make it all better

Merry Christmas haggots

>>65187028
Truly, through dick, unity

Maybe I'll get a good dream today at least

I wonder if the holohags would be willing to move to another country with one of the haggots here who are desperate to marrying them

>>65181182
I wish Kani Bonara did a hag doujin
His Mios are so soft and huggable

>>65189235
There are a few westaboo hags so it’s not out of the equation
All of the JP salarymen I know that get shipped off to the West to be “punished for bad work ethic” never leave and enjoy how relaxed the work and society there is compared to JP

Merry Christmas haggots!

>>65191134
very cute song anon, thank you and merry Christmas

>>65188982
Eat a lot. Listen to some hag ASMR and fall into a deep sleep.

>>65192264

Tha Mio eating cake image got updated with a bigger cake
https://twitter.com/_Okunin/status/1738784462941593952

>>65194889
Based.

https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1738942400524075102

>>65195311
Makes a guy feel good inside

I love hags so much

Anyone wanna watch the Christmas concert on cytube? it's 60 minutes long

>>65201367
I have to drive home today so I won't be able to make it unless it's after 10pm pst

Hag exhibition match is up on Lord of the Board right now! And catalog shitter is there too for some reason
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

>>65202773
I wish we had info about Lumi's age

>>65203103
This is a Chimera of Amiya and Lumi, so she's half-hag at least

>/hag/ wins the Hag Exhibition match
Poetic

>>65203103
the stuff she told about her youth implies she is a young hag or close to it
>>65203584
the match was a great celebration of hagdom

I'm gonna stream the Christmas Karaoke relay streams on Cytube's channel. Feel free to join if the time isn't inconvenient for you!
https://hag.420699.xyz/

>>65201367
sure, i barely even realized it was happening

>>65204413
is this what nijisanji what or something else?

>>65204499
No, the Nijisanji thing is Nijifes.The Christmas Relay Stream is a series of short streams, usually 30 minutes long, featuring multiple Hololive talents. It is organized by Mio and this is the fourth year she has done it.th year she has done it.th year she has done it

>>65204499
No, the Nijisanji thing is Nijifes.The Christmas Relay Stream is a series of short streams, usually 30 minutes long, featuring multiple Hololive talents. It is organized by Mio and this is the fourth year she has done it

>>65204906
oh this one, sick. I was getting confused, so many people have started concerts or karaokes. Count me in

Mio's tiny hands...

>>65205810
cute

merry christmas EU haggots

>>65205810
I want to hold them almost as much as I want to grab her throat, wow

>>65205810
older-woman-plaintively-nurtures-her-last-remaining-egg-while-the-timer-ticks-down.jpg

>>65207153
Merry Christmas.

>Reine OP
>no Reines in the thread
Hagkeks, explain.

>>65209237
I've been asleep since I made the thread. I believe most merakyats reside in /mep/

>>65209322
>go to mep
>all of 1, MAYBE two, reine hagposts
The royaltea has fallen...

It's finally Christmas in my corner of the world. I will celebrate by going to sleep in the hope I dream of hags. Goodnight and Merry Christmas.

>>65210144
i am the last bastion, they speak about how she's a baby, i would rather give her one

>>65158887
damn shes hot

It's Christmas morning in Japan and nobody has posted Marine. Explain yourselves.

what if were all just spending time with our families or something....right?

>>65212612
My house is small so I can basically spend with my small family and at midnight when all the hag stream start, put them on my PC and watch them while standing

Who I would graduate is nobody. I don't wanna see somebody's oshi leave them. This whole thread is nothing but twitter troons, dramafags, and jealous sisters.

>could get with an (a bit) older woman
>but she got a young kid
Reality is truly cruel.

>>65214812
never stick your dick in crazy, aka as single mothers

>>65212731
while standing? don't tell me it's that small....
>>65214812
>>65215110
Cruel indeed, same shit happened to me. Once I found out *how* she *had* that kid, my chances instantly dissolved. The "step-father" trope just ain't the same these days

>>65215222
>while standing? don't tell me it's that small....
It's actually bigger than most modern apartments but if I'm standing I can multitask eating at the dinner table and watching streams

>>65210274
From her own nephew lol

i don't want her to be my aunt, she needs to be my wife....

>>65219092
You can do both, with time...

FELIZ NAVIDAD HAGGOTS

>>65204906
Starting in 10 minutes
https://hag.420699.xyz/

>>65224690
STARTED

>>65224690
>4 connected users
GET TF IN HERE IF YOU AREN'T SPENDING CHRISTMAS WITH SOMEONE RIGHT NOW

>>65225728
The four hagsketeers

i love mio so much

https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1739128120744296586

Cute set-up

>>65229236
Aptly so, for a faking kyuto worufu

Found one recently that checks every box of this thread and board
>Actual hag, I think mid to late 30s
>/choc/ already locked onto her
>Started out on /asp/
>Was (is?) a literal sex worker
>Heart of pure gold, will dm viewers if they need advice or help
I'm a shill with my entire heart, hag love. Merry Christmas
https://files.catbox.moe/qgdmjw.mp4

>>65233357
>Hag
>Literally prostitute
You forgot to check the Hag part

>>65234079
There's something special. Hard to describe. She's apologized for cursing before. She's one your parents would love if you brought home, is that makes sense

>>65233357
>>65234761

>>65234761
My Mother would have a really serious talk with me if I brought a prostitute. Are you the dumb anon who fell for a prostitute?

>>65234861
Yes. I'd marry her

>>65235030
You don't learn, huh

>>65235190
She's what I need. Even if I can't have it I can love and support her
You have no idea how warm her personality is

>>65235335
Serial killers also have a charismatic personality. But It doesn't matter nothing that I'd say will enter your head. Hope the future has something better for you

Step 1: fluster the hag
Step 2: cuddle hag tightly
Step 3: deal with the aftermath of severe charisma break
Step 4: she won't let go anymore
Step 5: you did this to yourself, are you proud of yourself?
Step 6: you do realize this is permanent right?

>>65235580
I mean this in the most constructive way, do you feel the same for your hag oshi as I do about Fuwacoco?

>>65187034
Is the whole "women past 25 are too old" thing in Japan actually real? Seems ridiculous to me but I'm sure it's just some cultural thing I don't get

>>65238140
Biologically speaking its true. But Japan has the same problem the rest of the world have. Women fell for the empowered and free strong woman meme so they dont want to settle down, Also these woma probably has really high standards. Remember Tamaki, I think that was the name, the trap vtuber who's a real woman. When she announced her marriage the first thing she said about her Man is that he's a CEO of a big company. Women tend to aim for the 10/10 Rich Chads. And of course only a few get the long term attention of one.
People should settle down when they first start experiencing love. Like it was for most of the time in the history of humanity

>>65237478
steps 4-6 are all according to plan, of course I know it's permanent
>>65238140
Why do you think their birthrate is so low kek, incredibly high standards (or lack there of) is literally killing off the japs and other countries are slowly following suit

I'm listening to Christmas Eve again....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>65237478
If only it were so easy

>>65158678
My only wish this Christmas is for all of these hags to let me fertilize their eggs.

Merry Christmas haggots!

>>65241865
Merry Christmas Elfriend.

Just turned 12am over here. Merry Christmas Brothers

>>65242523
メリークリー

>>65244209
Jesas damn
If I was less decent and she looked like that and wore that, I'd glomp her and fuck her right there and then...

Merry Christmas Hagbros!

>>65245498
May we all continue to aspire and reach the endgame.

>>65245498
Merry Christmas Miofa.

Need her milk

Merry Christmas haggots

>>65248986
After reading Auntie's Little Secret, this hits me as hard as the erotica in it made my dick.
Merry christmas.

>>65234761
>prostitute
>She's one your parents would love if you brought home
Bruh

>>65240058
>Why do you think their birthrate is so low kek
I blame internet and how removed from physical public spaces people become

>>65250302
And the toxic idol culture. If idols are discouraged from publically having children, no shit the watching public would follow suit.

>>65238908
I often hear that quality of men fell down hard, but there is no one to actually teach men how to be men. At most they get "stop bitching and work harder", but hardly anyone has a reason to work hard.

>>65250605
Foreigner men are described by JP women as “agressive and hunt for women” and “hungry carnivore men”, some of them can take it and never go back to JP men, most find them too intimidating and scary cause they show affection in public among other things

>>65185643
substitute birthing is a thing(donor egg implanted)
but finding one is super hard and expensive

Just got a big kiss from my Sheepwife. I'm winning hard this Christmas.

>>65185755
I'm afraid that I'd develop Munchausen syndrome if i tried to save her.

>>65250521
You're gonna piss you pants with this but Japanese arent all otaku. Most people dont like idols.
>>65250605
The quality of women also fell a lot, no chad would settle down with a whore in her 30s that fell for the cock carrousel meme.

Hawk sings until she reaches 850k
https://www.youtube.com/live/4LYbsC2XuF8?si=gOstfeTFgtBlBHVK

>>65250605
>>65254190
Single mothers be raising men no other woman wants

Uh... Christmas! Presents! Hags!

I got a steam deck for christmas and just watching Mio on it right now, not even playing games yet

>>65256169
Hags as Christmas presents

>>65256590
>ywn see a blushing naked hag wrapped in red christmas ribbon shibari with a “To Anon” card next to her under the tree

>>65251622
But subsitute birthing means she wont be able to lactate

tuck pochi-sensei
into bed

>>65256712
I want to spend all day playing with my freshly unwrapped hag

What did you get for Christmas?

>>65262117
Cash

>>65264482
Use it to buy a hag dinner

>>65262117
I don't know yet. My family is meeting later for a secret santa gather i put together

AZKi sexxxxo

>No horny hag under my tree
Another Christmas ruined...

>>65205810
>raw meat
>eggs
she's hinting at something...

Hags are dangerous

>>65283259
JESAS

thoughts?
https://streamable.com/pj3w5d

>>65283817
We should watch it together, what do you think about tonight or tomorrow?

>>65284030
i've already watched it 34 times though

>>65284030
she shows up at my door like this idk if i can hold myself

>>65258040
Pochi probably had to get a colonoscopy. [spoilers] hot [spoilers]

>>65265023

...IF I HAD A HAG GF!

>>65289967
The point is you find on to take out

for joshus
https://streamable.com/faaqtw

>>65291297
No suitable hags round my area...
Also, going out for lunch with my ma.

>>65294837
I did the same thing, I guess we did take out a hag....

>>65295102
My ma is a cute hag if I do say so myself.

Good morning fellas. Today I'm setting off to Japan in search of hags. Wish me luck.

>>65302648
holy based. God be with you anon, we'll support you in spirit. Please update us! Everyone send him our energy

>>65305448
Cute.

>>65302648
Last time someone in this thread went to japan he never came back...

>>65306890
The Hag Yakuza got him

>>65307347
GIWTWM

hey we can still post christmas hags until new years right?

>>65312862
Of course

>>65312862
Seems perfectly reasonable so I don't see why not

>>65158678
cute reine

>>65318601
The amount of indecent thoughts about this hot mangaka...

>>65158678

>>65283817
cute hag and her lover

damn hardworking hag
needs saving...

>>65322320
just the fact that she didn’t have to go to the hospital this time around means she’s improving! still, someone please save this hag

I’m beginning to be concerned that my attraction to hags is less for their maturity and experience, and other positive aspects of their personalities, and more for the idea that they are desperate enough to settle for someone like me.

>>65325292
I hate how I relate to this...

>>65312862
Only Christmas cakes are unwanted after the 25th, Christmas hags are eternal.

yukatas soon

Any bets on which hags are gonna be in Shuffle Medley?

Last time:

Flare, Shuba, Botan: singer
Marine, Koyo, Peko: song&costume

>>65327691
hoping for Mio or Azki since they put out albums this year. would love to see Mel as well

>>65327691
Fuck, not only did I got Flare wrong, but completely forgot Poru!

lock me in a room with the lion and all the world shall hear and feel the howls and aftershocks of our disgusting, primal mating as we fill our den of sin with the burning fog of sweat and lust until it suffocates us and we pass out in heavenly embrace

>>65326558
I genuinely think yukata and kimono are some of the prettiest and cutest clothes in the world. I like them enough that I wondered if I could make a real life career out of making or selling them.

>>65329267

>>65329296
>I could make a real life career out of making or selling them.
Must be easier to do it in the West than in Japan. A lot of people live being a Cosmaker, selling cosplays. So yeah you could

>>65312862

Yesssir

>>65332815
nice poru. artist?

>>65332855
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/11414497

>>65332920
nice thx. I also got this announcement. I didn’t notice anything different so I wonder what they changed. I changed my region to JP in the settings just in case

>>65333229
Some Loli stuff gets hidden to certain western countries

>>65333293
I’m actually okay with them doing this since the previous plan was to just outright ban lewd stuff from the west. At least we can still go in manually and change regions

spent the day thinking about hags again...thats almost a 360 day streak this year so far...

>>65334687
heaven itself will split open in joy when okayu enters hagdom

TokoAnons look like THAT?!

>>65338315
this is a boy

>>65338366
yes

>>65338315
Are you the same anon who posted joshu jacking off in a koyori cosplay?

>>65338474
No. But I missed that when did it happen

hags smell

>>65338699
They sweat a lot...

>>65162928
They just get more and more perfect

>>65338699
.. good!

>>65240058
Low bnirthrate is probably due to the 87h work week that don't allow young naive men to be abused by cougars since they have no time

>>65254190
Imagine wanting a virgin that does not even know how to properly ride

>>65339121
Imagine thinking that the only thing that matters in a relationship is sex. And that you have to get fucked by dozens of men to know how to do it lol. It's not a videogame.

>>65339460
That picture is disgusting.

>>65339778
>Hate wearing condoms
>Love hags drinking cum from condoms
being a haggot is pain...

>>65340395
DISGUSTING, it all goes in the oven!

>>65340442
But what if its their favorite drink?!

>>65340479
Then at the very least keep condoms out of it

>>65341959
Kiss hag feet

good morning i love hags

oh so you love hags? name all of them

>>65345493
polka (she's my whole world)

>>65345619
ill accept this

>>65344782
Same
>>65342132
Good man

>>65345619
Polka is my whole world and fuwamoco are the sun and moon

>>65339460
Practice does make perfect, and experimenting helps find what you're into and what you don't like. It's like eating pussy, you get better the more you do it

>>65346220
It's better to learn together or teach your hag. Acording to you prostitutes are the ideal partner.

Reply to this post with what kind of tournament would you like your hags to take part of


For me it's Touhou

This was in the 300th thread video, the faggot is with us...

>>65350322
shame on the creator then, that containment breaking maggot is not welcome here

>>65350322
those videos gets spread all around but it wouldn't surprise me if he was. there is some major faggots lurking here but we tend to leave all the BS at the door when we're talking hags

>>65350322
who?

>>65350322
Literally who and why should we care

>>65351174
>>65351216
containment breaking faggot. no one you'd like

i want to take a hag on a picnic date...

>>65352186
Kinda weird to obsess over who watch the thread

>>65346103

>>65352904
Cute inuhags

>>65352851
>SEA
>defending containment breaking faggots
checks out

>>65352904
>>65353039
cute Polpol

i hope darling makes an appearance in the shuffle medley

>>65353605
After the Noel/Subaru switch up, I was real sad she didn't get to do the reverse switch up with Polka after Polka did Smile and Go.

>>65353193
>Defending
Maybe you should check a Dictionary to know the mean of that word. I dont care about e-celebs and you shouldnt.
Acting like le sekrit club in the most reddit board of this website is dumb. Also not everyone who disagress with you is from South East Asia retard

I want to have sex with this sheep.

>>65352851
>>65354509
the issue is they don't just "watch" over the thread. If that was really all they did, we wouldn't know about them. They'd stfu and lurk. There's multiple reason this board become even worse even after the doomed EN debut that birthed it, these mfers have no culture, constantly breach containment and farm engagement at the cost of the catalog as countless underage kids are convinced this is just a dumping ground for all the "edgy content" that'd get you banned from reddit/discords. But that's an entire discussion in itself, I won't continue further
Please continue regularly scheduled posting

next holo jp gen should just be hags

>>65356588
asking dibs on Pekomama

I love my darlings!

>>65329296
Bebe from Persona 3, that you?

>>65339051
This. All work makes Takeshi a dull boy in the bed.

>>65340479
I'd be honored to be their faucet. Relish it, even.

>>65348492
For me, a racing tournament. Pirate hag was in Super GT after all along with wine elf hag, daisenhag, and 3 more.

>>65369650
I want to get lost in there

>>65369650
>>65371287
suckable saggers mmmmmm

>>65374774
>>65375615
Poru!

>>65348492
Their game tastes are pretty wide in variety, I'm not sure. Maybe speed-running, TCG card games (bc I like YuGiOh), or something combat based

https://twitter.com/sinRavNSFW/status/1739917027609899154

>>65376462
When...

>>65376462
varnis' art alone could convince a man to impregnate nearly every hag he sees

baby bump

>>65377500
oh shoot we're over bump limit

>>65377631
The last /hag/ thread...it's over...

>>65378084
No...