/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>65183753
Nijisanji English.

>>65183753
Pippa
Kiki
Lia

And that’s all I’ll ever write in there because everyone who watches them are the biggest faggots in the vtubing community

>>65183753
Ninomae Ina'nis
Ouro Kronii
Otonose Kanade

>>65183753
Gura, just to quicken the enevatable.

>every single vtubers that have interacted with male vtubers
>exception to hololive corporation

gura
mori

>>65183753
Her so she could go to a company that respects their talents

>>65183753

>>65183753
>blacks
>l-light thats not how it wor-
>jews

enna

>>65183861
I hope you find your parents dead tomorrow

>>65183797
>they're just like me fr fr
>they should graduate!

if she died the world would be a better place

>>65183753
>Ame
>Kronii
>ID besides Kaela
>Laplus
>Mel
There's some others but even though I don't like them they would make a difference if they're gone, those ones wouldn't make a difference if they stay or if they're gone

>>65183753
Holostars EN

>>65184019
t. twitter troon

>>65183819
>sex note
Comfort women are illegal

>>65183753
>Kiara
>Gura
>Mori
>Everyone ever involved in vshojo except the kettle
>Kiara

>>65184113
And?

>>65183753
Yuko

>>65183753
Gura
Marine
Pekora
I'm an agent of chaos and I'd enjoy watching the ensuing shakeup

>>65183753
Can I graduate the SEA region?

>>65184352
This but fuwamoco instead of gura

>>65184484
Nice try chumbud

>>65183753
Pekora.

She's going to become a hag, the only way she can become a other is if she stops streaming.

>>65184656
*mother

>>65183753
Wait for Gura to have her "coming clean" moment where she apologizes for her absence and lack of communication and promises transparency from here on out. Then use it on here.

>>65184656
Either you've over estimated how much time she has left or you're really optimistic to think she'll escape that fate before her hagdom birthday.

>>65184838
She will become a hag before being a mother sure. But 30 is still fertile. It's only bad if she keeps doing this shit because it impairs her ability to date. If she's a retard who leaves it until 35 she has 5 years at most, with a window that constantly shrinks, increased rates of defects and a bunch of cases where she may miscarry because odds of that go up too, not just the infertility.

TLDR waiting until mid 30s is asking for trouble, and Pekora clearly loves kids and despite her hikikomori ways I think she'd be a great mom.

>>65183753
But what's the consequence for writing in it?

>>65184753
Why wait? It's obvious she doesn't give a shit, just write her name twice or something lol

>>65183753
ironlung

>>65184975
Just because a girl likes kids doesn't mean she'd be a good mother, especially if she has no experience actually taking care of one. You see it all the time, young girls and women huddling around a friend or relative's newborn but being incompetent bitter mothers themselves a few years later. It gets worse the closer they live to a city

>>65183753
Easy
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Virtual_YouTuber

Notice how not a single person said a member of holostars. That's because no one even bothers to learn the names of the homos

>>65183753
Does this only work with their real names, or is the chuuba name fine too?

>>65183797
Jealous sister detected

>>65185570
She has certification and was going to be a teacher for young kids.
I would also say Bae is also pretty high up there in maternal energy, none of the others come to mind.

>>65183753
Kiara
Mori
Kronii
Nerissa

only plebs in this thread, lemme show u how to use this book

>Gura will travel to me on christmas and offer her body to me
>she will get pregnant, fall deeply in love with me, marry me and then she graduates

it is not about the power to graduate, it is about the power to influence actions that lead to the graduation

>>65183753
What are the rules? Instead of not going to either heaven nor hell, will my oshi never stream consistently, remember my name, or know who I am, nor will she ever graduate or have a boyfriend yab either?

I was going to put every EN star, but honestly they seem to be staying in their lane now. The Bae thing was a fluke, Bae needs to go. Kronii is the first name I'm furiously scribbling in the book, though. I'll never forgive that cunt. Enna and Kyo. Millie and Luca. Hmm...there's no one else that really pisses me off instantly on sight that I feel strongly enough to want gone. Oh Lia can fuck off too. And Pochi Wanmaru, god I hate her design.
If it works like the real death note, I'd write "Gawr Gura streams happily and consistently for the next 15 years before her glorious send off into a well deserved retirement. She rides off into the sunset beloved by all, a legendary icon in the entertainment industry, with movies, anime series and multiple albums to her credit."

>>65184753
>Wait for Gura
You'd die of old age before that

>>65183753
EN
Mori
Fauna
Bae
Kronii
Shiori
Nerisa

JP
Matsuri
Shion
Ao
Korone
Okayu
Ao
Anyone who has been obnoxiously lesbo, especially that AO girl

Also Sora because fuck you
Did i say Ao? Her too.

>>65183753
The hole in Subaru's heart reopens during dance practice and she gets hospitalized. She later dies alone in a hospital bed after enduring horrible pain. Cover makes an announcement saying that Subaru decided not to renew her contract and has chosen to graduate instead.

Miko, Pekora and Marine graduate after a video of them "entertaining" investors on the Hololive island gets leaked.

>>65184019
>t. whore who's womb is drying up

>>65185974
Nah I think everyone who comes from those three chats are total faggots

>>65183753
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qR6dzwQahOM
Well, you fell right into my trap.
Little did you know, last year I created several fake vtuber agencies with several new vtubers within each one. They were all male-collabing whores that were caught with boyfriends, but we offered them a chance to be vtubers again in exchange for going along with our plan. We advertised these different groups all across the internet, a different one on each website.

Last month, one of our fake vtubers named "Riru Ron", in one of our fake companies, called "Idol", was graduated unexpectedly in a very unnatural way. The thing is, we only ever advertised her here, on 4chan. We don't know how you're graduating talents across the industry, but now we know where you are. It's only a matter of time until we find out who you are. Let the game of cat and mouse begin.

>>65183753
ironmouse

>>65183753
Gura. Chumpedos will defend this lazy ass bitch

I'm writing down every single Western vTuber who isn't part of a corporation.

>>65183753
Mori
Ollie
Bae
Kronii
Every Holostars member
Every male vtuber

>>65183753
(You)

>>65183797
Seething femanon...

>>65183753
Gura
Kronii
Bae
Nerissa
NijiEN
Idol
Vshojo
Pippa
Every single 'flesh(v)tuber'
Every vtweeter
All non-bro tuber males
Holostars anyways
my neighbors
(You)

Me

I want to graduate from uni already :(

>Mori Calliope's career will reach unprecedented heights over the next two decades. Her work will be unanimously praised, and all of her albums will sell platinum or higher. By the time she retires to start a family with me she will be hailed as one of the greatest musicians of the 21st century.

>>65187167
They are great vtubers so it makes sense people would watch them over you.

>>65183835
No, no exceptions. Set an example with Mori. No one is safe.

>>65183753
is this the seething femanon thread?

>>65190096
Shit bait post.
But Mori will go down as a succesful musican, streamer, actress, and one of the most successful vtubers of all time.
Sorry rrats:(

>>65183753
Gura graduates after getting caught having sex with me on stream and gets married to me

>>65190868
Yes lol, the twitter trannies and seething femanons in here are salty no one wants to spend time with them on this wonderful Christian holiday so they are taking it out on those they feel are superior to them

>>65183753
I'd rather Ollie get terminated, I feel like every holodeath member should go out big

>>65185768
pretty sure it's because no one expects them to last another year

tokino sora

>>65183753
mori
duh...

Kyo Kaneko
As for the scenario, some twitter anon will use ai voice to capture AI-Kyo saying "retard." Korean ESLs who can't understand the English tonal subtleties to tell whether it's real or not will flame Kyo. Real Kyo, being autistic, will instead double down and defend the AI-Kyo use of "retard." This will inevitably put Kyo on a 1 week break to reflect on his actions.

...However, immediately after that week break, he'll then he'll ask why pitchers don't just hit the batters in baseball intentionally with a pitch, and he'll get terminated immediately by JP corpo.

>>65194382
the perfect plan

>>65184352
Kinda based. I don't particularly hate either of them either, in fact I love of few of these girls but:
Fubuki
Korone
Miko
Suisei
I just wanna see people freak out. Come on, it'll be funny.

>>65183753
Kiara
Bae
Shiori
I want all the runts of each gen to be my housewives

>>65190096
>thinking that the Graduation Note can extend a chuuba's career and not only cut it short
you unwashed plebian
do you even consume anime and manga

You can't use a Note on a Shinigami, dumbasses.
Get her to intervene to save someone she loves though...

>>65190096
>Writes down impossible scenario that can't be achieved
>60 seconds go by
>Check twitter
>Notice Regarding Hololive English Talent Mori Calliope

>>65183753

All of the Vtubers in china, but i dont know any of them, all of nijiEN, i will leave taiwan unbothered because is not their fault, i will graduate the korean gobernment until they let twitch save all korean vtubers, with that i will liberate Vtubing of real communism, after that i gradually seek for vtubers that are not in line with the general perception of their respective industrie and if the company is to become a black one i will graduate the CEO until they respect talents or go bankrupt.

>>65183771
/thread

>>65194382
Can I just write down "Every talent in Niji get's terminated over the span of 1 year by tweeting about baseball pitchers intentionally hitting the batters"? After like the 3rd one it'd start to become prime comedy

>>65183753
All of them must graduate!

>>65183753
>VSHOJO!
>Light that's not how it works...
>NIJISANJI!

>>65183753
Pekora

>get a Graduation Note
>can make anyone graduate
>punishes the girls instead of graduating all the males
i have officially seen the dumbest takes of /vt/ this year

>>65183771
fippy bippy

>>65183753
Fuwamoco
Polka
Nene

Literally every vtuber. Then I become a vtuber myself and have a monopoly on the medium.

>>65183797
Kiki Lockheart is the chuuba who deserves it the most

If it's limited to humans like in the original, 90%+ of the posts here become irrelevant.

>>65185123
You won't be able to like or dislike any vtubers.

>>65196306
No, because thats not realistic outside of Japan

>>65184352
>>65195261
niggers, what shake up? vtubing would just become infinitely boring

>>65183771
fpbp

>>65183753
Fefe

>>65183797
And then hololive will scoop them up and you'll be the same bitch ass faggot talking about how ",great" they are.

>>65204396
>Niji becomes an EN only company because all their other talents just can't stop pissing off baseball players on twitter
Still comedy

>>65202622
Wow. Holy sex

>>65204697
It's almost if a new vtubing persona and a corporate environment with a lot of responsibilities and opportunities changes things.
Some holos changed drastically from their pl.

>>65196215
I thought it was 40 seconds

>>65206598
They had to fill in the madlibs blanks on their tweet announcement

>>65206664
smart man

>>65202622
I think he was cursing a different Kiki, one thats more /here/.

>>65183835
This would filter every homobeggar straight to Holo since thats where the only male collabs would be.

>>65183753
I could write like 100 people, not even joking

>>65183753
I wrote Veibae's dad as a jest, guess it works too well.

Literally just Gura.
If she doesn't want to be a livestreamer, then let her be free of streaming permanently.

>>65201506
Kek get fucked OP

>>65208587
I’d like to believe that /vt/ would stop posting her every movement(or lack there of) if she graduated, but people would find a way.

Gura
Best outcome would be her becoming immortalized as a cute mascot character and becoming a true "myth" before she ruins what good will is left by being a disappointment every single time she reluctantly shows up to shill some shite.

>>65183819
Ayame with a Sex Note reminds me of that story from the writing general's archive where Ayame tries to have sex with every boy in her school and you're the last one missing, so she really tries hard to make you fuck her.

>>65183797
Pippa lives in seething 2views' heads rent free lmao

>>65183797
The best parts of meme threads like these arethat you can tell who's seething based off which reply gets the most (you)'s.

>>65183753
(You)

>>65183753
Towa

Who I would graduate is nobody. I don't wanna see somebody's oshi leave them. This whole thread is nothing but twitter troons, dramafags, and jealous sisters. Not people who watch streams

>>65185768
The only ones I knew, Vesper and Magni, are gone already.

>>65183753
Holostars
Phase connect

>>65220472
PC will implode anyway

>>65183753
*throws the accursed item into the ocean*

Pippa, but I want her to do it by revealing Phase Connect's ties to the Mainland Chinese Government and the romantic partners of every chuuba in PC, including her own live on stream.

>>65230562 (Me)
With documented evidence.

>>65183797
Can you throw in Lumi too? Fuck her

>>65183753
Make beatani graduate again

>>65183753
Pippa Pipkin

>>65183753
Rushia