/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Child

WHERE IS SHE

Day 23! Give it up for day 23!

>>64945685
>>64945736
Maybe I'm the schizo now, but I'm pretty sure these two are the same person and the "find someone else don't change her" schizo that is here 24/7 is larping as the "they should force her to stream" schizo to falseflag as someone who is so over the top retarded, that he can come in here and pretend to be the hero or something by telling himself to fuck off. Meanwhile, both his personas are fucking retarded and should kill themselves.

my wife

Gura cute Gura cute!

SNIFFFFFFFFF

Sex with a fembud.

How much would you pay for a glass of gamer sharkgirl bathwater?

>>64948498
In my aquarium.

Say I put a gun to your head, and you then have to choose between sniffing Gura's sweaty stinky feets as she spreads her cheesy nugget toes, or sniffing her unwashed unbleached asshole as she peels apart her sweaty butt cheeks, then i put a bullet through your head so your last conscious moment is you enjoying her pure lewd girly scent, which would you choose? Feet or butthole?

>>64948498
Inside a cathedral with her busy tongue. When you'll know, you know.

>>64948150
Booty Warriorbud...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-W2KBFYxvlY

>>64948589
You are always gonna be the schizo for calling me a schizo for calling out the schizo.

i have no shark
and i must goom

>>64949474
i must goom
and i have no time

I hate my life so much!!

>>64949124
butthole so i can quickly sniff her vagina too before i get shot

>>64949124
butthole

I either want to have anal sex with Gura while sniffing her feet. Or get a footjob from Gura while sniffing her butthole.

would you chumbuds trade no streams for male collabs? what about valo spam like ayame?

>>64949819
why do women like valorant

>>64950143
same reason they like apex and overwatch. so they can get carried by eboys and flirt with them.

>>64950143
Women have low visual IQ (they can only see in shapes and colors) so therefore the lower poly count of valorant is more appealing in their dog-brain eyes.

My Gurandma.

>>64950286
Realistic games are fucking ugly to everyone regardless of gender.

Regardless of what the cripple says, most people agree that Gura will be back to streaming before March
https://poal.me/ojje0t
https://poal.me/ojje0t
https://poal.me/ojje0t

>>64950286
idk it's better than how most fps games just place a blurry dirt filter over everything.

Why would you play an online fps time sink

>>64950853
What kind of games do you like to play?

I'm about to do something drastic.

>>64950901
wc3 customs

>>64950853
aiming is fun

don't plan on reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>64950921
I'm about to sit here and mope
in fact I already am

>>64950946
Which customs do you like? I liked playing tower defense back in the day.

>>64950853
Only people with shit aim and game mechanics think like this. FPS games are fun when you can just run around and effortlessly shoot shit.

>>64950992
Would tackle and ruin this bratty pouty princess T u T

>>64950901
lunacid

>>64951049
FPS games just make me feel like paintballing.

>>64950992
gura... sexy

>>64951049
You sound like you're in elementary school

>>64949819
Gura is my kamioshi because of her stance towards that stuff. If she changes it I'll unsub. I'll defend her until the end of time otherwise.

>>64950853
Strengthens the nervous system and reduces the chance of disorders like tics and tremors.

>>64949545

Gura does not wash her stinky legs.

>>64950853
yeah...haha, who would ever do that?

>>64951876
I know a couple of people that love this game to death. I never could get into it

>>64952027
I don't even use guns anymore I just blast really loud music and a kill the whole level with a sword before my team gets halfway through it.

>>64951876
damn, i put 100 hours into gundam evo and i thought that was a lot

>>64951575
Retarded basement dwellers like you and shroud keep dying in their 30s

>>64951876
for me its 6k in tf2 . .

>>64951876
>>64952345
>>64951575
>>64951049
You live like a serf. Nothing but repetitive brain slosh

Gurass

>>64952431
>>64952599
>mindbroke over fps

>>64950921
what a neat trick!

>>64952444
I have more than that in just csgo/CS2 alone, that's not including the rest of the franchise.

>>64949819
I'd stop calling myself a chumbud

>>64950715
Why would she come back at this point?
And suppose she did come back but only for Valentine's Day. How would you not feel insulted? I guess I'm different than most people, because I think I'd see that as her being cynical, manipulative, and an indication that she doesn't really care at all. How could anyone want that?

>>64952599
Joke's on you it's third person and I only use the finest katanas folded twenty million times with magic golden space steel.

>>64953639
lol, there's no winning with you tards. That's the thing. People who don't like her will always see things negatively. Those that do will do the opposite. This will always be true.

>>64953876
I just want her to come back, anon, but it isn't going to happen. How am I supposed to feel happy knowing I'm being lied to?

>>64953639
Skipping streaming on Valentine's is just an extra level of not giving a shit and would probably be the final nail in the coffin for a fair number of people holding out hope she'll actually come back eventually. Streaming on Valentine's means she at least still cares a little.

>>64954174
I don't think I'd find it any more disappointing than skipping the entire holiday season, which is almost done with

>>64953639
Valentine's Day is a special day and she knows it. Fuck Christmas and Halloween. This is the day of the gachikoi.

Gura is my real girlfriend so of course she'll spend Valentine's Day with me.

>>64954054
Is this a psyop to make me the strongest chumbud or something because it's working, I'm now programmed to defend her every action. Thanks bro.

>>64954388
I wrote this

>>64954174
Maybe you're right. I was thinking about it in terms of her feeling obligated to stream that day and then going right back to not caring again, but I suppose it could also mean that she's forcing herself to stream that day in order to show people she still cares.
My problem is that if she really isn't going to stream for two months and then she does for Valentines, how do those equal out? It would seem like she doesn't care a whole lot more than she does.

>>64954388
Real girlfriends spend more days with you than just Valentines, anon. That's why it doesn't matter even if she does stream on Valentines.

I think Gura has hurt us in ways she doesn't want us knowing about.

I will piss inside Gura's butthole to assert dominance T u T

>>64954888
>I think
Stop doing that

>>64954888
I think you need to check into a psychiatric ward.

>>64954254
This. How anyone could look at these past few months and still think Valentines matters at all is beyond me. You'd have to be completely mindbroken to think streaming on Valentines will mean anything after she completely abandoned us for what will be 6 months by February 16th, 2024.

>>64955269
You need to get over your abandonment issues. It's not healthy to bring that into every aspect of your life.

>>64955269
>>64955428
okay thanks guys you can stop now

>>64954254
>>64955269
This isn't the first time she's skipped the holidays, skipping Valentine's would be new.

>>64954626
Gura's mind works in mysterious ways by that I mean she's a coward. Forcing herself into the open means she cares at least a bit about whatever it is she's forcing herself to do.

>>64955469
That's one person.

my wife

>>64955498
she's been setting lots of precedents "lately"

>>64955695
I've never made a single negative post towards Gura in my life. The schizo is the opposite, every single one of his posts is negative.

>>64954899
Did that to a girl once. It was actually really fucking difficult. Still, fucking her with her stomach and intestines full of my oiss was hot as fuck.

>>64955835
Stop larping and find a new hobby.

>>64955498
Gura hasn't done a stream just to spend time with us since August 17th. How is this not new? By February 16th, it will have been half a year.
I don't understand how anyone could want to spend time with her on Valentines knowing that she's going to dissapear again the moment the stream ends. How would ylu be able to sit there and smile knowing she is only there because she knows if she wasn't, you might stop your membership?
How is that love?

>>64950853
Shut up and click heads.

>>64955854
>Did that to a girl once. It was actually really fucking difficult
yeah that's crazy difficult, you'd need to be hard to stick it in, but then you'd need to be soft enough to piss inside of her, and still be in her butthole after you've gone soft. I'm amazed you managed that at all

>>64955835
Anyone that has ever made an even slightly negative post about Gura should be skinned alive.

>>64955835
Stop larping, schizo. You know that those were our posts and we are one. Our souls are connected and we are together forever. That anon said so.

>>64955961
I already stopped my membership.

fatfuck

Girls like Gura like being bullied. Fucking bratty child.

>>64956279
Then you won't be spending Valentines with her anyways regardless of what happens, because her Valentines streams have always only been for paying members.

I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.

>>64956321
T u T

>>64956321
If Gura liked being bullied by you, she'd set herself up to be bullied by you, but she doesn't because she doesn't stream or even think about chumbuds anymore.

>>64956514
Remember when a chumbie called her a brat and she was like "say it again"

>>64956438
there'll be plenty of membership gifts if she streams shortly before valentines

>>64955903
>>64956198
The ironic part is that you're being schizos right now. I don't blame you though, it's impossible to know who's a troll and not at first glance. That's why the schizo was able to remain amogus for so long, posing as a dissatisfied "chumbud," and any other threadshitter for that matter trying to bring down the mood. But that's not even the saddest part. The saddest part is that chumbuds do act like antis. This was confirmed when I saw the seething tridents for the first time. So useless. Can't even do the simple job of being supportive, or at the very least being civil. At the end of the day it comes down to the person, not whatever fandom they're part of.

>>64956728
>if she streams shortly before valentines

>>64956700
post a timestamp I wanna hear it

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>64956891
I agree. Maybe the thread will finally be comfy

I'll never understand why some of you want to romance a semen bucket.

>>64956998
I like filling my semen bucket so much, I developed feeling for her, sounds pretty gay..

Will there be any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium.

>>64957070
ye

>>64956438
I can just renew my membership if she actually streams then drop it again if she stops.

>>64956831
I only remember it being in the stream where she played the Outlast Trials beta

>>64951876
I had like 2k in game hours on mine when I quit almost 6 years ago. Played since 2013

Gura was just on nacho nekos stream

>>64956785
I don't really blame them for not being supportive. Gura stopped caring suddenly and never wanted to share anything with her fans again after she went to Japan. But she kept saying she did and she kept saying how much she cared about us, all the while leaving for weeks at a time without a word. She doesn't even want to talk about her projects anymore. Something started occupying all of Gura's time and energy and she lost interest in streaming as a result. She hid everything about herself and let people assume the worst based on her apathy towards them.
How could you reasonably expect anyone to continue to support someone like that after breaking their hearts over and over and over? Are you a woman?

Do shitposters come in here every other week to sussy vent or something? Where do these guys come from

>>64957529
So yeah, this is an example of the schizo stuffing as much negativity as possible into his posts. Obviously he doesn't give a single fuck about Gura, he only wants to talk shit about her. Sad!

I just miss her, y'know? I'm tired of the fights, tired of the waiting, tired of the worry. I just want the little shark that healed me back.

>>64957647
I think you're pretty stupid if you really think she cares about you or any of the rest of us at all.

It's like seeing two autistic people argue, but they're both not capable of understanding other viewpoints.

>>64957691
>she doesn't care about you :(
kek, you're a broken record

>>64957687
Everyone misses her. I bet even the antis miss her. But she isn't coming back.

>>64957720
But at least you understand why the hyper positive schizo is here. Why oh why are we seeing someone who's always like "damn gura doesn't care about me"? Ok nigger so leave. You reached nirvana, you overcame your attachment to her, why have you replaced it with bitching about her instead?

Pissing on her forehead

>>64957742
But she doesn't. And isn't that the worst possible outcome from all this?

>>64957869
And if it is, so what? State your purpose, faggot. Why are you here day in day out trying to convince people to be sad or angry about it? Oh right, it's to sow dissent and worry, not some sort of empathy. So your message will forever be rejected.

>>64957070
No. 98% of Gura fans are male. Random Asian girls cosplaying as Gura are not fembuds. You aren't fucking any of them. You know who's a "fembud"? Lily, lol. A fucking tranny

I'm thinking its dino time

>>64957807
I just don't understand how anyone could convince themselves that she still cares. I legitimately want to understand anyone still thinks she does.

>>64958024
What do you call a group of dinosaurs?

>>64958017
Are you a fembud?

>>64958023
No you don't. You want to convince others that she doesn't. You want everyone to be miserable about it.

You have to be a child to not understand people will NEVER agree on everything and there will always be someone who has a vastly different viewpoint form yours. As it doesn't affect you at all who does or doesn't think Gura cares about them, just smile and move the fuck along instead of starting threadshitting discussions with someone's fans on how she hates them.

>>64958137
Google says a flock

A terror

>>64957995
How can anyone be so happy and optimistic when things are so terrible and awful? How could you possibly consider yourself her fan or say you love her and not be completely miserable at this point over how things have turned out? Every night I remember how she's just gone and living her life without us and there's nothing we can ever do to bring her back.

A gaggle

>>64958137
A group of Dino Gura's would be called: my harem

>>64957807
It makes perfect sense for me to be here. I like her. Nothing about her makes me upset. If it did, I wouldn't be here. She can get rid of me very easily with a male collab. I will literally be gone within 5 seconds. If I'm a fan of someone, I'm a fan of someone. I don't do the "I'm totally a fan but fuck you for this" bullshit like some of you.

>>64958297
>>64958240
>>64958349
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1703134146549393.webm

>>64958476
>>64958327

>>64958331
Fucking ChatGPT bot

>>64958211
>people will NEVER agree on everything and there will always be someone who has a vastly different viewpoint form yours.
You know, you say this all the time, even in threads when I'm not here, but I have never once seen you explain what your viewpoint is or why you think it's different. If you're incapable of explaining your opinion, even in the most basic of vocabulary, then your opinion isn't worth considering.

>>64958391
Being a fan doesn't mean blindly accepting everything about someone. Constructive criticism can actually help someone improve and grow, but I agree that the people calling Gura a lazy whore who doesn't care aren't fans.

How Gura?

>>64958854
>Constructive criticism can actually help someone improve and grow
No truer words have been spoken, if you confine yourself to a hugbox environment you will stagnate and remain stuck in a rut.

>>64958854
Gura criticizes herself plenty. The "problem" is that she's decided she doesn't care, and whining won't make her care, it'll do the opposite.

>>64958391
No offense, but I think that defining why you like someone based on what they don't do, rather than what they do, is the most awful thing you could say about someone you care about.
I am completely understanding and empathetic to your position that you don't want to see male collabs, I definitely don't either, but if that's the only reason why you care about Gura, then I don't think you really care about her at all. You just see her as a symbolic beacon against that which you hate instead of loving her for who she is as a person.

>>64958969
Women can't improve. Its best to accept her as is

>>64959254
That's not true. Gura's gotten a lot better at sucking my dick.

>>64959363
Yeah, mine.

>>64958969
dude, lay off the kool aid. you only improve through practice in pursuit of a goal, not cuz some faggot keeps screaming at you.

>>64958854
I don't think she's a lazy whore that doesn't care. I just think she's lazy and doesn't care. Whether she's a whore or not is unknown and unrelated.

>>64959540
She's my whore, though? That's the most important aspect of her character.

>>64959500
Asian people only get better at studying after being beaten and yelled at

>>64959500
>you only improve through practice in pursuit of a goal, not cuz some faggot keeps screaming at you.
That's how I improved with drawing. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

>chumbuds want to fuck this

>>64958024
excellent!

>>64960008

>>64959036
If I whine and scream into a paper bag, it won't affect Gura because she won't ever hear it. The same is true for anything anyone posts in these threads and probably even her comment section and members posts.
Only a true schizo would ever think that she's /here/ and that anything written here will reach her. But you aren't a schizo, are you? The truth is you're just an emotional little bitch that doesn't like seeing anyone say anything negative about the latest person you've attached your parasitic personality to, isn't that right?

>>64955498
>This isn't the first time she's skipped the holidays
it is, I count spooky month and we had a pretty decent 2022 spooky month
compared to now we even had a decent november and december, back then we didn't have much but there were a few streams and at least an I will return on december 1st tweet followed by a hiatus tweet a couple weeks in, two calendar videos, but this year there has been absolutely nothing for the past three months straight but one collab and one sponsored stream

>>64960133

>>64958623
Who the fuck asked you to consider it? You're the one asking other people to explain their opinions to you, youre literally coming in and going "debate your opinion with me!", they're saying "fuck off" and then you go "your opinion sucks then!" Okay? No one cares anon, the entire fact you even want to clash opinions with others on 4chan is itself retarded, that's all anyone is trying to tell you.

>>64958854
I don't blindly accept things, I'm very picky actually. I drop vtubers very easily if they cross my dealbreakers. Have you dropped an oshi before? From the looks of it, most of you don't have the balls to, you just cry and complain.
>>64959183
I never said it was the only thing you mongoloid. You do realize plenty of vtubers don't do male collabs? And while I take a hardline stance, I don't follow it mindlessly. For example I resubbed to pretty much every HoloEN at this point despite the nightmare that was 2022. But for me to kamioshi Gura obviously means she's different. Honestly it's very unusual for me to still be around, I'm used to getting filtered much earlier. I've kind of just accepted this as my fate at this point.

>>64959933
I want to make love with this, but only after marriage.

>>64958391
>muh males
are you one those that assume that she got good at outlast trials by playing alone or with her many female friends? get real man.

I want to make love to a fembud.

>>64960463
I've been through hundreds of these threads, it's a bit late to be pulling that shit on me

>>64960372

>>64960422
Fair enough, but if anyone ever asks you why you like them, I hope you're not autistic enough to tell them, "It's because you haven't filtered me yet."

>>64960665
it's facts tho, can't deny that

Getting into heated arguments with strangers on the internet about basically nothing for hours a day just seems so exhausting to me.
I genuinely hope you're getting some actual enjoyment out of this.

>>64960629
now my new Dino skin is wet..

https://files.catbox.moe/zpj5hi.png

>>64960882
Gawr must be eliminated

>>64960907
nyo~ I'm eepy~

>>64961014

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby.

>>64960463
If you're going to go there, then why not use something even more depressing?
>Recent Activity 110.9 hours past 2 weeks
>Lethal League
>102 hrs on record
>last played on Dec 20
It seems like they've been enjoying the game a whole lot, huh?

>>64961170

>made up numbers are meant to be offensive
ramao

>made up
*grimaces and sucks air in through teeth*

I kinda wonder if it's always the same couple of people that are finding each other in these threads and having these long dramatic fights.
I hope so. I'll ship it.

>>64961875
It's like 3 people and it's very obvious when they're not around.

Saw this thread with its 42 IPs got bumped. Is gura going to stream or what?

>>64961985
Nyo

It's really sad. That was one of the things I was looking forward to seeing her play the most and she said she wanted to play it if they got perms. I even kind of held off on watching others play it because I could tell that encountering all the different monsters and items for the first time was a large part of the fun in that game. I wanted to experience it with her, but I should've known she'd do it all off stream instead.

>>64961875
I think they write out all their arguments ahead of time and come to the thread to "fight" each other.

>>64961568
I feel like I've probably said this before at some point but whether you can prove it or not is irrelevant, anyone who isn't convinced she has terminal seven already knew she's just farting around playing videogames, it's what she does whether she's streaming or not

>>64962106
Yeah, but she said she wanted to play it on stream with Ame for us.
This just hurts.

They also never use cute gura images

>believing some faggot that's brave enough to post numbers but not brave enough to post links
give me a break chumbud

>>64961216
>Copy paste formatting
>Literally the wrong game name
Did you seriously go to the trouble of copying steam's text formatting and then forget the game you were shitposting about

>>64962106
Anon she even said on the last stream that she's been distancing herself from technology and playing things less, you have no clue what she's actually up to so stop pretending like you do.

>>64962239
The only thing that hurts is knowing someone like you with an iq of 25 is posting in these threads.

>>64962516
I don't, no, but in the unlikely event he ever provides receipts my response will be somewhere in the ballpark of okay dude, and?
she plays stuff with people, that's not new or shocking

>>64962460
Lethal League KEK

>>64962516
It's my fault I'm turning her into the perfect trad wife with a womb full of babies. It was the only way I could save her.

what are the instructions for cleaning the gura mat? I lost my instructions

>>64962846
>>64962898
that's not dino Gura that's gura larping as a dino

>>64962944
I would like to know too.
My mat is full of coffee stains now.

>>64962778

>>64962983

>>64962460
Look man, I used to love that gator boy and so I fucked up and used the wrong name,lol. It wasn't a copy paste. But fuck I am dumb as shit.

>>64963050
stop this.

>>64963051
Dinobud is a cool dude

>>64963100

>>64963052
why are you larping, it was pretty clearly a 'it's just like with outlast but this time it's lethal league' thing
why would you even want to larp as a deleted banned shitposting stalker

uhh wtf

This is the account he was using for his shitpost, btw.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ItsJackan
Just a mod of the individual, don't care if i eat a ban for this.

>>64963273
nvm, all of twitter is fucked

>>64963273
twitter broke really hard, everything is busted right now
check other accounts, no tweets are showing, no likes, etc

>>64962698
I think you're right and that my expectations were too high for her to wait to play it for the first time with the other girls, but fuck if it doesn't still hurt knowing we won't ever get a good stream of her being scared and having fun going through the game for the first time. This happens with every multiplayer game she plays and it fucking sucks.

>>64963399

>>64963454
I'm smiling just from these soundposts.
Dino gura is the strongest being

>>64963499

These fuckers STILL going?

Please leave them alone. Why the fuck would you post that here?

Capcom should add dino gura to monster hunter

I let my Membership expire in October, just shy of 3 years. If it's gonna be more of this for another year or graduation, I unironically want her to graduate. I don't understand the twitter yesbuds that can just inhale copium like lung cancer patients. I really don't.

>>64963613
thank you gooba

>>64963653
you have at least a year and a month to get a petition rolling for wilds

>>64963661
nobody asked

>>64963717

>>64963740
Get away from me you freak.

Reminder that Cover doesn't let them use new 3D models in VR chat anymore and they that they shot down the idea of giving advent smol models to play around with. Which means we will never get ebi Gura or any other creative shit in VR chat ever again. Dino Gura is officially dead.

Thoughts?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114407271

I'm pooped out from dino healing

>>64963788
I thought Cover has a partnership with vrchat. This is the dumbest shit to do ever.

>>64963900
Get back to work!

>>64963788
dino gura lives on, on my desk

>>64963957
rubrubrubrubrubrubrub

It's really fucking dumb. EN doesn't have easy access to the recording studio because they have to fly out to Japan. So letting them use chibi models in VRchat once in a while is the least they could do. Not to mention dino gura was their fastest selling merch ever. Cover is just really fucking stupid sometimes.

>>64964134
BUT MUH B R A N D I N G

>>64964134
The Cover higher ups progressively lost their minds. I don't think they know what they are doing anymore.

>>64964270
?

>>64964364
I don't think they ever knew what they were doing, Hololive has always been hard carried by the talents.

It's still possible she hasn't played it yet. It's still possible Gura is still a Lethal Company virgin.

>>64964161
I like increasing my dino folder bit by bit

>>64963565
But nothing was posted?

>>64964459
I wish cover got permission faster. They take way too long on these flavor of the month games.

>>64964468
Does this count?

>>64964564
A dino is a dino

>>64964511
How about I post my cock in your mouth?
it was deleted

>>64964631
No, I saw it. Just some guy making unsubstantiated claims once again like always.

>>64964514
Too be fair, this game was made by a single 21 year old autistic furry and he was probably too overwhelmed by the massive success of his kusoge to care about Cover's email asking for permission to play it on stream.

>>64964769
does he know or care who cover is?
why does every agency ever get perms for anything way faster?

>>64964769
Yeah, I forgot about that part

>>64964769
whoa he's just like Gura

>>64964876
From the stories that the girls told us, I suspect the perms guy is a clown.

>>64964930
Oyasame

>>64964876
Cover’s perm department is just one japanese guy. And he has a tendency to misplace perms.

>>64964930
sleep tight buddy

Gura is in love with me.

>>64964745
And someone else substantiated it. Just drop it.

>>64964930
sharkdreams

>>64964924
Then why tf do they still have him? Wouldn't the beacon of vtuber corps want to get ahead of the curve? So many problems would be fixed in they incorporated in the US I swear to god

>>64964930
Oyasame bud

>>64964876
other corps/agencies get perms, cover gets perms in triplicate and does esoteric machine spirit rituals on the fax machine
it's mostly paranoia

>>64964924

>>64965036
Its been proven time and time again, Cover is retarded.

>>64965072
Gura's streams are always so cute.

>>64965072
I like her little fingies when they rotate the sticks

>>64964992
lol
lmao
whatever you say, buddy.

>>64962944
Anyone? I know there are people here with gura mats gimme the instructions

>>64964876
>does he know or care who cover is?
How should I know? The game has nothing to do with Japan or anime so there's nothing indicating what his interests are. It's possible he never heard of Cover or Hololive before. Most people probably haven't.
But he clearly eventually responded to their email because they all have perms for it now.

>>64965036
>incorporated in the US
You do not want this. Look at what happened to Sony.

>>64965150
I threw the instructions away

>>64965148
A link was literally posted, but okay.
Unless you really believe she hasn't used used her computer for the past two weeks.

>>64965150
alright hold on, gimme a minute to dig through my crap

>>64965296
>>64965148
stop replying to each other

>>64965361
Can I reply to you instead?

>>64965062
>>64965073
Now that I think about it....
Holocaust nuked the OG girls VODs
They hire the only Jewish Japanese citizen to run perms. "Never again" as they say...

>>64965387
Yeah, just post all the hamburger gura art that you have

>>64965062
It's a blood contract, technically some game dev could decided to copyright strike a streamer even after giving permission on twitter or something, but if they copyright strike a hololive account after participating in cover's blood ritual, the dev will be hunted by a malevolent spirit that liquifies your eyeballs and liquidates your assets before spending them all on acrylic stands

>>64965547
Its crazy how a strike on one channel will impact many of the holo girls.

>64965296
Whats with this dumb tactic of stalking someone who isn't even her and making retarded inferences?
>>64965361
That was my last one.

>>64965641
he's not called a schizo for no reason

>>64965150
dozo

>>64965641
>>64965825
you guys don't want to drop this huh

>>64965874
tank you

Gura, it's cyb0rseggz time! Put up a frame!

>>64965629
It was two strikes, and they were even resolved, but yeah, a third strike would have meant immediate channel termination and remaking your account is ban evasion, so her career in Hololive would have been over.

>>64965875
I'm dropping it. Big load of nothing.

>>64965875
That's the only post I jumped in on. I don't know what the whole thing was about, just the fact that the schizo likes to post random people. It's bizarre.

>>64965875
drop this

>>64966029

>>64965641

I want Gura and Shion to sandwich me between their perflat chests.

>>64959700
Chumguts is asian? I thought he was our equivalent of a cringe underage latinx goku poster.
I guess he's only three of those things.

What do you think dorufin poster is doing right now?

>>64966418
Staying away from /ggg/ like many others

I've really been hoping for a Christmas stream like the old days this year. Am I coping?

>>64966498
It's best to set your expectations to zero and work your way up.

I too believe that Gura has been away from her computer for weeks, standed on a deserted island, unable to play computer games or get back because she forgot her floaties. These silly little schizos and their silly little rrats. What will they think of next!?

>>64966073

I'm so hungry but its too late in the night to eat...

>>64966581
She even said looking at all her half finished games is depressing. So she really isn't playing much. She's probably just watching youtube recording things and then doing small hobby stuff off the computer.

>>64966581
weird falseflag

>>64966764
She got into reading chumbie. I think its pretty neat that my daughterwife is improving herself little by little.

>>64966875
After tolkien, she needs to try LN's. They've helped me during these long droughts.

>>64966764
You don't "finish" multiplayer games like DBD or Lethal Company. She obviously wasn't talking about those kinds of games. She was talking about games like Dave the diver, which she mentioned playing.
She also said she wanted to play LC with Ame, but they didn't have perms and now that they do, Ame's on a long hiatus. So she probably didn't want to wait anymore. It's been 3 weeks since she said she wanted to play it after all, and based on this thread, well...

>>64966961
Same desu.
Been more on a manga kick lately though.

>>64967071
Calm down chumbie. Its comfy time

>>64966498
Your baseline should be graduation, anything more than that is a "we are so back" event. As for me, I will cut my balls off if she streams before or on Christmas.

>>64967071
retard

sleep well chumbies

>>64966961
I'd love to watch her play a reasonable length LN in a collab with the dogs since that seems to be their area of expertise. It would be pretty funny to watch her make all the wrong choices and make the other two lose their shit.

I'm sure she's a Lethal Company virgin just like she is in everthing else!

>>64966632
Uh... one week?

>>64966498
You heard it here first!
Lovenest off-collab with Ame where they play Lethal Company with Gura's on-screen hymen cam. (sorry, but a second hymen cam wasn't necessary)

>>64964134
I'm not surprised because its Cover. Yagoo wastes money the girls make to put it towards the homo's. He really really loves the homo's for some reason.

>>64960820
I'm getting enjoyment out of Gura's streams, thank you very much.

She really isn't going to even wish us a merry chistmas this year, is she?

Hey
I wuv gooba>>64966781

>>64968771
I didn't mean to quote

A certain crustaceous batman villain already showed us that, yeah.

Deleting hymen-cam jokes now, huh?
Why so serious?

You good now?

>>64969260
I kind of wanted to make an "unregistered hymen-cam" joke, but couldn't think of a funny way to say it...

>>64966961
>After tolkien, she needs to try LN's
He'll no, she should check out other high fantasy novels like the Zimiamvia series.
https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Zimiamvia-R-Eddison-ebook/dp/B00KFEFSTY

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1737744902732272043
It's extremely over...

>>64969880
She should try streaming.

>>64969880
*Hell no
Fuck off auto-correct.
>>64970178
Wonder what happened here.

>>64970178
Whatever. She cares about her fans only a little more than Gura does. And right before Christmas too. I don't even feel anything anymore.

>>64970178
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1737750765312307390
Doesn't sound like it's that bad

>>64970252
I'm just recommending another good fantasy book series since Gura seems to like Tolkien.

>no goob
>no moom
>no ame
>no shion
who's next? okayu? fauna?

>>64970178
I wonder if someone else is also gonna be on hiatus during this time.

Why is Gura literally the only one they never announced a hiatus for? Did she tell them not to? Why announce them at all if they're allowed to take months off anyways? If the answer is consideration for their fans, then what does that mean for us?

>>64970732
Cover doesn't care about Gura's fans apparently.

>>64970850
Actually, I don't remember the last time they've even made an official announcement of a suspension of activities for an EN member other than Gura's health hiatus.

>>64963726

>>64970732
they did. last year.

>>64970286
>Wonder what happened here.
They didn't give a reason or an end date which is actually really bad. Miko's hiatus for example, was 3 months and at the time, they said how long she'd be away for and that she was going in for surgery to correct a congenital defect. Miko told everyone ahead of time and said she would still be in contact. Then, after the surgery, she posted daily picture diaries for her fans on twitter.
This isn't that. This is closer in wording to when the two homos were announced to be taking a break.

>>64966353
multiple people post chumguts

>>64970385
yeah she seems chill about it

>>64966720
eat some fruit if have any, an apple is only about 50 calories

>>64970437
Fauna is going on a 21 day vacation soon so yeah

>>64971321
Why do these women always choose the time that people feel the loneliest to go on vacation? This doesn't happen in JP, well except for Shion, of course. (And laplus does doesn't count because she made it obvious she's lying to make fun of her fans and make them feel like shit)

>>64971545
I assume most of them still have loving families. The ones that dont celebrate christmas are more likely to stream from the looks of it

>>64971702
Oh yeah, I forgot Mumei's streaming on Christmas. Makes sense, I guess.

I'm thinking again

I'm kind of finally realizing that EN was the mistake I always thought it would be and now I wish it would all disappear forever, desu.

>>64972241
I'm kind of finally realizing EN is actually pretty based and I shouldn't have called them ENsharts. Gomen desu.

>>64972301
yeah, mori is pretty based, right?

>>64972241
Advent is doing good
>>64972319
When and what is the last controversial thing mori did?