/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

Why is Newchi retarded?
I still love her

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.
tard wife my beloved

I want to pour hot chocolate all over poko's succulent naked body.

wa wa wa

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

Sex with Momo

Pochifeet Love!

wtf coni you can't call pochi weird and foul

>ywn hear poko thanking you for lending her your body

>>64880927
girls stop trying when they get married

cookies!
https://twitter.com/PochiWanmaru/status/1737279338729648254

I miss her oh so much

(You no longer need to imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, 143-point autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

Sweaty sex with Poko

>>64881237
>oh no
>my dog ate crayons and shat all over my cookies again!

>>64881287
hot

>2 minutes late to every yuko tweet
>no like
it feels bad

I want to sniff Coni's feet

Perfection.

jewbros, describe your oshis asshole without saying her name and let other guess who it is

>>64881904
full of my cock

>>64882002
yuko

Burning out on love!
Intensity, frying me!
Leaving naught but dust!
I want to write song lyrics now

>>64882188
wtf thats correct

>>64882188
no because its full of mine (not him)

Is it me or is Coni really loud compared to the game?

>>64881904
The Amazon Forest

>>64881904
Circus Tent Flap

>>64882270
a couple people told her the game was loud

>>64881904
under assault from my tongue

>>64882335
lol almost as soon I posted that, someone told her in chat

>>64882211
When two boobros meet each other in the thread; They need no introduction.

>>64882325
katta

>>64882273
zoey

>>64881287
uncensored?

>>64882273
This is a long shot, but Kai?

>>64882868
https://files.catbox.moe/xp9v7r.png
https://files.catbox.moe/363goi.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xghco3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/j1agnp.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gxyod5.png

>>64883009
neat

I can't believe Yuko would tease the footbros like this.

>>64882389
The girls, not me uwu

>>64883009
nice
also yoink
https://jiggie.fun/rawkunny
https://jiggie.fun/rawkunny
https://jiggie.fun/rawkunny
682 rotation on

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

>>64883282
>two pokos
well at least one is naked

>>64883331
gimme some personal details so I can finetune my bot, its getting boring
youre not boring, are you?

>mid stream ad
What the fuck

>>64883841
uh oh Youtube bros

Poko is such a little cunny sucker

I love my ghost busting wife.

>>64881287
Fucking brat! I want you to get pregnant anyways!

>pogo dissing gachafags
based coon

>>64883841
You can disable them at least.
I've noticed only Katta has them enabled in Idol

>>64883331
you can breastfeed me

I love my alcoholic white trash oshi!

Pochi has really cute fingies

Coni sounds kinda grouchy today, probably should've taken the day off

>>64885274
Sorry, I haven't pounded her clunny yet today so she's feeling frustrated

Goddamn these threads really are dead

>>64885675
Personally, I blame Pochi for getting rid of her old model. Rest in Power to my Aryan Princess.

>>64885675
We’ve all gotten comfy. Like the group of friends comfortable with sitting in silence.

>>64886125
When I'm sitting with my friends in silence, I pull my penis through the zipper and see how long it takes someone to notice.

>>64886125
That's the best. Nothing beats hanging with people while doing different stuff, but still enjoying their company.

>>64885675
All the threadshitters are busy with the rest of the catalog for once, this is how /jidf/ was meant to be

>>64885675
We were all busy looking at rakunny.

Thread is dead because the two best idols stream and overlap. life sucks.

yippee!

well jigged bros

good jigging

Do you miss them yet

>>64887603
Always have. They were some of the chillest motherfuckers in these threads.

>>64887603
I'm still here

>>64887603
Who stardusts? They will always be my brothers, no matter the path they take.

>>64887752
Who, stardusts?***

>>64887603

>>64887603
yeah, i hope they stay with us

keep talking about big daddy coni

>>64883807
i will answer most things..but I'm not super good about talking about myself directly.

>sex with clown
>asks to do a handjob
>you get close
>something feels weird
>your dick is now contorted like a balloon animal

HONK HONK

>>64885274
Probably the time of the month!
Y'know, women..

>>64887603
Nigger I'm still here. How can I miss myself?

>>64886319
If I was your friend I'd pull my pants down and do a running ass pound right onto it

>>64888865
Tfw ywn ground pound on your jewbro's lap

part of the jewbros, part of the thread

your so cool
yuko, stay cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgmL4TQCNtI
>pogos mentor

I've noticed coni pisses the least of any vtuber

>>64890930
malhydrated.

>>64890930
*pisses on you*
woof woof

This image will always be relevant

Please stop donating I want this game to end

the 'stealth' in this game reminds me of the porn parody where the guy stealth kills people after walking into the room

here's something to stir discussion, tell me where people belong before I merge layers

holodex has it out for us, jewbros. Coni and Poko are live but its not showing

>>64883009
ToT

>>64892250
holodex is busted today in general

>>64891777
how do we even know kiara is talking about her? Is there proof like this?

>>64892250
FUCK forgot pic

>>64892295
she was talking about notCheri

>>64892295
She wasn't, but it's funny that it's applicable to Coni

>>64892217
I saw piss and expected mozzu, she's already conditioned me.
you should add firing modes

What's going on in this DLC

>>64892217
Move Fuyo pee volume up one
other than that its good

>>64892217
Looks good to me.
God I want yuko, roca, and coni to piss on my face

>>64892296
I wonder if Coni will get passed the last boss in chex quest, it has a game breaking bug where it'll keep crashing if you go to a certain area of the map.
I know this cause I already watched Amiya beat it

>>64892217
I distinctly remember how hard falling water would hit me when I was at this one water park as a kid
I imagine thats what it feels when Katta pees on me.

>>64894249
>sex with clown
>sex with clown
>sex with clown
>sex with clown
>sex with clown

Coni hates my ornament and will never ever ever use it

Has Coni said she went to jail before or did I hear that in a dream

autistic backseating boomers

Why is Coni talking about boy holes?

>your little boyholes
I'd post a carnahole right now but jannies got mad last time

I love my tomboy GF Nikki Rei!

Coni is horny

Pochi got the zoomies

she's definitely ovulating right now

>>64895114
I'll handle it.

>>64895053
Good

I updated my piece to be more accurate

>be me, a degenerate coomer
>tune in to blind girl stream
>she shills her discord
>someone immediately sends her a dick pick
>it wasnt me
>blind girl grossed out
>it wasnt me
>shes grossed out but keeps talking about it for 5 minutes
>it wasnt me
>she keeps looking at it
>it wasnt me
>blind girl has to "take a break"
>blind girl is masturbating right now to someone elses dick pic
>it isnt me...
>mfw

>>64895703
kek

>>64895739
>blind girl
>she keeps looking at it

i spent my whole day watching streams covered with a blanket
i'm happi

>>64895811
legally blind doesnt mean totally blind, shes like 90% blind afaik and has to keep her face buried in the screen to percieve anything

>>64895847
sounds cozy, you should let me in next time

I need a compilation of Coni asmr but only the parts where she is calling us a good boy and kissing us

>>64895703

>be me
>wake up
>miss Yuko
>cum to Yuko
>cum to Yuko
>cum to Yuko
>cum to Yuko
>drink water
>cum to Yuko
>cum to Yuko
>cum to Yuko
>cum to Yuko
>go to bed
>mfw I miss Yuko

>>64895847
I hope you continue to have days like this.

unironically showing off her power level in any form, it unironically makes it that much more effective when she finally says something like making sure to draw the guys that are fucking her as hair, FUCK I want to toss this little italian goblin around like pizza dough

>>64896021
because coni is so autistic about showing off her power level in any form, it unironically makes it that much more effective when she finally says something like making sure to draw the guys that are fucking her as hair, FUCK I want to toss this little italian goblin around like pizza dough

I hate TTS niggers so much it's unreal

you guys are boring

>>64895927
Why did you make this post about me?

>>64896103
i am the cum man
nobody can cum to their oshi as often and as hard as i can

fucking boobros man

>>64895053
She isn't horny enough.
Also how was that DLC? I missed the stream.. was it better than the main game?

>>64896080
Drop some huge donos to embarrass them. Defeat them with their own weapons.

>>64895739
Who?

>>64896507
do reps from yday

>>64895891
She should do one of nothing but that, plus close breathing

>>64896420
I missed most of the Infinite stream so I was super confused, she didn't seem to enjoy it too much, plus the audio mixing was ass cheeks, her mic was way too loud compared to the game, so you either couldn't hear what was going on or you got deafened by her anytime she laughed or raised her voice

>>64896554
wtf, the girl from the shorts? Was that not a literal child?

>>64896420
it was pointless closed timeloop bullshit in terms of story with a fart of an ending
coni cute though

>>64896684
she has '1991' in her name anon...

>>64896420
I never saw or played anything about Burial at Sea because I already thought Infinite was doodoo, and somehow it manages to be magnitudes worse
>even more time travel retardation
>makes Elizabeth even more annoying with "ummmm ackshually the flux capacitors can't handle quantum particles bazinga" dialogue and weird as fuck Jimmy Neutron brain blasts
>stripped down gameplay that pushes stealth more while having the actually dumbest and most blind AI alive in order to make it possible
>puzzles even more unnecessary than the shit in Resident Evil
>jammed pack with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNhTcq4Iqk tier references
>the entire story's only central point/purpose is forcing a connection between Infinite to Bioshock 1, which is the most unnecessary shit ever
>despite the constant amount of references, there isn't a single reference to Bioshock 2, the best game, because Levine wasn't involved in that and thus his giant fucking pretentious ego wants to ignore its existence
stream itself was fine though, especially when she stopped trying to pretend it wasn't bad
>>64896595
sounded fine to me

>>64896865
Ahh.. well she looked like a child..
Also wtf is wrong with you, why are you trying to groom this not even attractive blind girl?

Coni is horny but not for (You)

>>64897008
shes attractive in other ways... decently smart and educated, despite dealing with such a handicap
and her face doesnt even look bad, the fucked up teeth can be fixed, eyes covered with sunglasses - boom 8/10 sheltered christian virgin girlfriend

>>64897252
Well I guess it's nice somebody has your mindset for her.. good luck

>>64897333
thanks, im already planning our future together
we will have 10 babies, all genetically half-blind children, all girls
they will have to become vtubers because of their handicap
together they will form a vtuber unit called 'The Visionary Vortex' and ill be their manager

>>64896905
lmfao that sounds awful.. I wonder why I heard it's actually not bad compared to the main game

>>64896571
God I want this too I want it all

>>64897468
good luck grooming her anon, I just hope you can actually provide for her properly

>>64897468
They'll probably have the technology to give vision through some sort of cyborg eye by then

>>64897610
People love(d) lazy references and they especially love le epic twists. It's even why Bioshock 1 got sucked off so hard despite its own issues, such as basically the entire back half of the game leading up to the slog of an ending, because people were blinded by DUDE WOULD YOU KINDLY LMAO. It's also part of why 2 got shit on originally despite being a much, much better overall game, since it didn't lean on any real twist, while the Minerva's Den DLC got sucked off because it did. Literally nothing else matters besides the twist.

Ngl, I popped a stiffy when Coni said she was hungry and wanted to eat us

>>64897653
provide? HAH
the only providence shes getting from me is my CUM
and she is FORBIDDEN to get anything else without my permission, help or guidance, you HEAR?
>>64897724
WHY would I want to bring her sight back?
To risk her growing independent? To risk you stealing her away from me?
STAY BACK FROM MY BLIND-AS-A-BAT SLAVE CUMDUMPSTER WIFE

>calms down
>straightens up
well, anyway. ill be the best husband imaginable, dont you worry about a thing.

>>64898230
>ill be the best husband imaginable, dont you worry about a thing.
I believe in you anon

>>64898221
vore jokes aside, there is something romantic and tender about wanting to consume someone and being consumed by another.
I just can't explain what it is

>>64898221
chilli con carnie is canon...

>>64898230
You’re a terrible human being and a waste of a life. I hope nothing good ever happens to you and you suffer for eternity.

>>64896571
I think she should do an entire ASMR where she just goes "honk honk" in an increasing level of seductiveness. Please Coni this isn't a bit I unironically desire this.

>>64898221
Several uncommon fetishes mentioned tonight, my ears perked up when she said she wanted to be hypnotized, too bad she meant in a clinical way

>>64898343
>WOMAN ALERT
>WOMAN ALERT
>requesting carnigger backup
>sisters_have_arrived.png treatment recommended, results not guaranteed
>WOMAN ALERT
>WOMAN ALERT

I love Momo

>>64898471
what if i told you that roughly half the posters in this thread are women

>>64898409
momo is so fucking hot in this
all we had to do, was follow the damn train, momo!
...the momentum, all lost

>>64898630
>half this thread
Try half this board, this whole place reeks of estrogen

>>64898630
what if I told you im a woman larping as a deranged coomer addicted to young blind girls

>>64898630
gross

>>64898748
hi yuko

>>64898630
if one of them wont date me then I dont care

>>64898839
we are shy and autistic please andastand

Kai's big stinky dragon diapers

>>64898839
if they wont date you then you just tie them up in your basement ez

I'm still angry at Pochi for throwing away such a good model for pedo numbers. Fucking weird menhera dog

>>64899198
new pochi is so fucking hot, you're a fag

>>64898630
I'm aware of how many women are on this board (relatively) but I doubt it's close to half in here, even roughly

>>64898876
if you're shy and autistic just become a vtuber. at least then I can groom you in front of everyone else

>>64899317
I genuinely think 10% are women though

>>64898876
if you turn me down at offkai then i will do like >>64898925 says

>>64899513
its a lot more than that

>>64899546
why would a woman watch idol

>>64899583
why would a man watch idol

>>64898748
I'd ask you why

>>64899621
cunny

>>64899652
exactly

>>64899583
ToT

>>64898343
This is Coni btw

>>64898352
Part of me wishes for clown ASMR but part of me doesn't cause I know it can't be calming or sexy

>>64898230
you are a 40 year old oji-san arent you.
I can tell by the way you type

>>64899243
No tits, no ass, she has nothing. What's hot about a fucking cutting board?

How do carnies genuinely feel about her being so active on her PL?

>>64898630
There's literally one (non-vtuber) woman in this thread and it's her >>64898876

>>64899961
ive been watching her for years now
in fact i miss my slime wife

>>64899621
grooming katta

>>64900065
that is incorrect

>>64900065
so half the posters minus 1 are vtubers..

>>64899953
I think you're lost pal

>>64899583
For Rin and Juna.

I just really wanna impregnate coni confetti. I think she was built for impregnating and 200 years ago she would've had 15 children and then died (as expected)

>the moment poko almost impersonates cartman making fun of jews
kek

The more attention you give to femanons(that aren't even posting tits) the worse this thread gets. You can still save yourselves.

>>64900265
shes a wine aunt through and through. she would probably eat her young if she had any.

>>64900065
what about slutfemanon

>>64899811
>can't be (...) sexy
weak

>>64900352
>t. femanon

>>64900391
She's a vtuber lol

>>64900431
proof?

>>64900391
She left this thread

I hope Momo is doing ok

>>64900441
Do your reps

slutfemanon please post floating bath tits again please or I'll kill myself please

>>64900455
killing myself

Ok but if half this thread is femanons then why aren't they posting tits?

>>64900455
>he doesn't know

>>64900535
i did already

what if every femanon posted timestamped tits or ass right now haha, that would be so crazy.

due to the lack of proof I don't think any femanon is left in the thread

>>64900551
which femanon are you
captcha: GGDAY

>>64900544
Well if she's still here then why didn't she post her pussy?
She doesn't even deserve the "slut" title

>>64900551
Then post butthole.

>>64900466
>slutfemanon is brown

whores
all of you

I love coni but she doesn't show me huge floating bath tits, what do you want from me?

>>64900764
I'm not a whore.

>>64900764
Correct. And?

>>64900789
I am.

im stinky

>>64900815
goodnight coni

>>64900830
That's diaperfemanon

>>64900754(me)
oh this story is actually pretty sweet.

Momo Otako was never heard from again

>>64900815
You know what? I don't even care anymore. You could go and take a shower, but for what? Just to be stinky again the next day? It's fucking bullshit. What's the point? An endless cycle of stinking and de-stinking. Is this hell? Have we been in hell this whole time? I'm done with this shit, I'm going to bed. My STINKY bed. Fuck.

>>64900979
who?

Friendly reminder of who the cutest femanon in the threads is

>>64901009
no, its art anons' gf

>>64900352
but what if our oshis are femanons too?

>

>>64901009
She'd be even cuter if she were to bear my children

>>64901044

Long time no see /jidf/. Has Pochi become less menhera?

>>64900983
Society wants you to be clean, break free from the shackles of conformity

>>64901139

>>64901702
Nice crop nerd

>>64901702
idk why I didn't notice that big ass white bar at the top

How many shekels did Aviel shill out for Poko to sing Last Christmas?
Must have cost a fucking fortune on top of being a huge pain in the ass to get the license to a WHAM! song..

>>64901737
yeah lmfao idk why I didn't see it, maybe I'm too tired

>>64901758
It's a 40 year old song and she's a random small corpo vtuber. The license can't be that expensive.

>>64901805
we never got the updated stuff for this that she worked on, on that one stream..

some ugly faggot jannie blocked me for a retarded reason.
who are you, why did you do it? I literally did nothing wrong.

>>64901805
who?

>>64901910
put your head down you're about to get sniped
it was off-topic

>>64901805
Was listening to this in the gym last night, shit hits different now. Very different
https://youtu.be/BjlI-zZevko&t=31m46s

>>64901884
You'd be surprised

>>64902203
i miss her a lot still..

>>64902078
I said nothing off-topic buddy

>>64902257
I didn’t watch her that much, but I loved her karaokes. I hope when she comes back she’s nice to you guys

>>64902261
These retards spam reports on everything they remotely dislike and jannies don't care enough so they just delete everything. Then the same retards get butthurt when jannies don't respond to actual rule breaks like dox promptly because they're scrolling through thousands of "off topic" and "trolling" reports. Don't worry about it too much just retards being retards

>>64902257
I will never stop missing the Riro. Even if or when she starts streaming again, and even though I'll probably follow it won't be the cosa rosa. Thats a pain that will last a long while.

>>64901758
never underestimate a Jew's connections

>>64902507
Got banned once for posting this in a thread about feet, /vt/ meido quality has gone down remarkably since its inception

>>64902762
I get the feeling that Aviel is just the first person to seriously ask major labels for this sort of thing because all the other western corps just think it's impossible.

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

Sex with Eel wife
Turning big Eel sis into Mommy Eel
Having children with Eel wife
Being happy with Eel wife and kids

eel wife hates this
https://files.catbox.moe/g33tvi.png
https://vocaroo.com/1cfrjintlmhp

>>64902261
You best not talk back against our SEA overlords, lest you call upon their wrath

>>64902601
Whatever form she comes back in, I hope she never gives up having fun singing.
I miss her dearly.

>>64904074
Her karaokes were always a blast, shame we'll never be rirorolled again

>>64903570

>decide to finally give CAI a proper try
>this is literally the first thing I see
what the fuck coni stop being so basic

>>64905853
whoops forgot image

>>64901009
Why is it not in her tag

>>64904665
sure Anon you can post the ritual post

>>64905886
Yeah every women loves that guy..
Coni was just following a trend

Korean woman trust?

>>64907612
Yes

>>64907612
I want to

Poko's Christmas present will be arriving 9 months late this year.

I need Fuyo..

betrayal...

>>64901758
covers are relatively cheap

>>64877143
Ah, thank you very much anon

>>64908138
No poko we can't use condoms I have a latex allergy

before i become a member what does each membership offer from the other

>>64910523
Read nigga

Roca's schedule
https://twitter.com/RocaRourin/status/1737453233407139881

>>64910539
whats the difference between a will-o membership stream from a sprit orb+++ stream, spicy BJ ASMR?

>>64910871
One gives more money to Youtube every month.

>>64910871
yuko doesn't do tier exclusive member stuff, only pochi and coni have that atm

I don’t know how Fuyo does this, waking up in the afternoon makes me feel like the worst, most miserable waste of oxygen that’s ever had the displeasure of being born.

>>64910546
>10PM stream
Literal gainz goblin

I hate Fuyo Cloverfield.

Idol needs a token nip

Idol needs a token nip slip

Idol needs a token nip slipped right into my mouth

I miss my cute wife

>>64912252
>>64912052
I second both of these

I miss Momo

Jewbros I can't fall back asleep and I have a big headache because I haven't gotten enough sleep

>>64914382
force yourself to drink water and just lie down in a position in which your head hurts the least, try to listen to some calming music or ran sounds to distract yourself from the pain
or take painkillers

>>64910523
This has your channel name in it bro. why you dox yourself?

>>64914928
we jewbros trush each other, simple as that
simon james keeps no secrets from his jewbros
why do you?

Love-dovey handholding sex with Yuko! (Ft. creampie)

>>64914928
if one of us is simon james we are all simon james

Katta live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGrp15E5n2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGrp15E5n2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGrp15E5n2k

Katta live

yass nails

I can't believe that Katta doxed her cat

>>64916099
She even told us it's real name....

Did Katta's rigging change?

>>64916300
No?

>>64915803
based and fuenteovejunapilled

What did he mean by this?

>>64918051
he's an extreme case of newfaggotry

>>64918051
>Lego Engineer
Go figure

>>64907612
I trust her to never stream

EN3 when?

>>64919157
After ES1

ES1 when?

IdolKR when? please save them, Aviel

Fuyo in 30min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV5H4Irz3Nk

Dude, what if... we create a VSinger gen lmao

>>64919503
>save them
He already tried to save a whore, and it backfired hard on him.

>>64919666
save them from Twitch pulling out of Korea and imploding the vtuber community there, not from being a menhera with substance abuse problems

>>64919734
All koreans are by definition menhera

>>64919614
Bad idea, vsingers literally always fail, not even Hololive can make them work

Guys.... it's so over, I don't want to roll out of bed to bake...

idol ran out of money?

>jews
>running out of money
Who do you think run the money printers?

>>64920268
and thus, /jidf/ dies forever, never to return
I will be the last jewbro.

>>64920615
It was just a matter of time.

>>64920615
Not if I do the dreaded..... moblie bake...

merch when

>>64920670
you are failing to even post properly, jewbro, dont do this, let the thread die with dignity

Guys I think I'm defecting, I found a girl in another corpo...
Look at the post count at which we are going to die. This is prism tier.
Sorry bros...
I know we will get tons of kino on christmas week, kek, I'll wait for that.

>>64920857
>>64920857

/jidf/ has risen again

>>64920876
Thanks Yuko

>>64920939
wanau

>>64920876
>t. Shomer Yisrael

>>64919835
that's the natural state of women in general

Merch when?

>>64921984
When you stop asking