/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Last Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWyIexYZHNk

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FkZci6TNyc
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR8CQK376ok

Golly Goodvella【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nABrvB7564g&t=1088s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Christmas Voice Pack:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038617308 (Japanese)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038650076 (English)

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

As soon as I get out to bed to bake...

Anyways New Imouto Wife Dropped

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>>64869828
That guy does my favorite Shioris

>"Shoot your goo my dude! Hehe."
>"No not at me! What the fuck is wrong with you!? Stupid novelite."

I love Shiori and I miss het lots.

This will be our first 24 hours thread

>>64870142
You say that every thread.

>>64869828
>new imouto Shiori dropped
BIG news!

>>64870234
You didn't mention wife... Huh...

Waiting patiently for her return

>>64870551
S-Team, tie him up and crush his balls.

SHIORI A CUTE

Waiting impatiently for her return.

stomach hurty

God, I love Shiori so much

Shiorin Love

What if instead she was Shiara Novelstein and she was jewish and lactated her khazar milkers into your bowl of kosher corn flakes

Oh she hearted some of the vlog already.

>>64871457
Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>64871548
I love how there's so much more comments in comparison to a stream, I think she has to come back to this later

>>64871988
The cruise video had around 400 comments by the next day, it was crazy.

If femnovelites exist, they better be cute. I'm kidding, I'm kidding! of course you are! look at you! so cute! Uhuhu

She hates me

I’m headed out for work. Kissed my Shiorin body pillow good bye.

>>64872440
Is that an Ame body pillow in the back you fucking whore?

>>64872440
Multiple body pillow owners disgust me.

>>64872837
I knew it, you hate Shiori

>>64872440
novelmate...

I want Shiori to murder me gently

I want Shiori to hug me.

>>64872440
>non official shiori merch
kys

I want Shiori to feel happy

>>64872724
Yea. My first oshi
>>64873480
Once a teamate…
>>64873621
I just want a hug from someone who genuinely loved and cared for me. I haven’t felt that kind of warmth in ages.
>>64873698
Trust me, when Kayahara mama releases official Shiorin Daki, I’ll be the first in line.

>>64873797
Do you still have feelings for Ame?

>>64873797
It's alright, I haven't had a genuine, meaningful hug in ten years
Just obligatory "hello" or "goodbye" hugs without much emotion

There are 20 videos today showing the alert.

https://streamable.com/bhn7d5
https://streamable.com/9yw3ui
https://streamable.com/gwz66r
https://streamable.com/yjpm7m
https://streamable.com/uum9my
https://streamable.com/kmkoox
https://streamable.com/bsh5n3
https://streamable.com/imd50u
https://streamable.com/son5g7
https://streamable.com/viywts
https://streamable.com/h3fdtl
https://streamable.com/wl90o3
https://streamable.com/goh7v6
https://streamable.com/gagp51
https://streamable.com/tebov1
https://streamable.com/u8w4c0
https://streamable.com/1meahm
https://streamable.com/5ogbk1
https://streamable.com/divmc4
https://streamable.com/9576em
https://streamable.com/6gzxyx

>>64874529
i'm doing my part!

>>64874529
https://streamable.com/tebov1

>>64876471
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>64876471
Nah but really, is there really someone more cute than her?

>>64871988
The overwhelming majority of subscribers to a vtuber are clipfags. It only makes sense that short form content would draw more attention than actual streams.

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ni kar’tayl gar darasuum cyar'ika! Mhi solus tome, mhi solus dar’tome, mhi me’dinui an, mhi ba’juri verde!

Someone please post her little background dance in the monopoly collab.

>>64869828
This artist makes some great Shioris. Look how flat she is, that's so hot.

>>64877395
Yeah he and risha are my favorites

There is an inverse relationship between the amount of Shiorium I consume and the amount I listen to Lost Kitten.

>>64874145
I have to be honest I do miss her. It’s a shame what’s happening with her and management. Can’t forget your first.
Also I think i’m gravitated towards Shiorin because of the same reason I fell for Ame during those early years. Creative, fun, reserved but helpful towards her genmates. I’m a sucker for that “girl next door” vibes both give off.

>>64869710
Perfect

>>64879323
wow thanks for ruining my day, i should've baked the thread

>>64879244
Yeah... Ame is a good girl, she used to be so passionate about streaming too...

>>64877252

>>64879669
Another former teamate here, I also got drawn to Shiori because she gave off early 2020 Ame vibes. Shiori BR2049 watchalong when?

>>64880491
We're all waiting for it brother

>>64879323

>>64880828
Much better.

Haven't been here in a while. Any secret Shiori appearances I should know about?

>>64879323

>>64881303
She secretly appeared in my house and I'm married to her now, she's my w*fe, sorry Novelite.

>>64879244
What's happening with her? All I know is that she suddenly fell off a cliff in terms of streams.

>>64881303
She will appear in sunday amongus collab

>>64881575
Proof?

>>64881504
Failed/blocked projects by managment, burnout, and family leeching from her from what I understand.

>>64881504
Health, frustration towards management, and irl stuff to take care of. She's on break now but will be back soon.

>>64881742
Her best friend Gura is dead too so that's influencing her.

>>64881633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utYHf98xFl0&t=1669s

>>64881742
>>64881765
That's a damn shame. Ame was my dip into HoloEN. Never watched a lot of her because I didn't like Apex or my schedule never lined up but I did like her chaotic energy.

>>64881395
>she's his wife but he still has to censor the word
Cuck...

>>64881840
Thank you Santa

>>64881742
It'll happen to Shiori too, she's already being told no for vlogs

>>64876471
Shiori is so precious

>Hey Shiori, we really liked that insect video you released baubau!
>Thanks Fuwamoco, glad you enjoy incest, I mean incest, I mean insects too! HAHAHA
>Uhh yeah baubau...
>...Have you guys ever thought Hinata and Neji would be a good pairing?

I wish she would emotionally break us. She has the power to do so, and many novelites are clearly on the brink.

>>64886099
She's already doing it to me unintentionally

>>64886099
Tomorrow

>No shiori activity today
Think she might have been heading to her parents house today?

>>64886613
she hearted stuff on yt

I want Shiori to do an impromptu Twixer space where she's crying in the bathroom because her family keep insulting her and she wants us to comfort her.

>>64886664
Doesn't count because I didn't see it

Don't expect.
She's released the video for today so don't expect anything new in 10mins either.

Got a heart after she came back to do more.
Feels good.

>>64886767
Shiori doesn't even exist unless I'm watching her.

>>64887020
I feel like there's more heartschizos lately

>>64887187
This but unironically. This woman is reverting my object permanence.

>>64886664
Don’t count coz I didnt get one

>>64887020
Wait she came back and gave more? And I still got skipped????
I hate this bitch jk I love you Shiorin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvwiVNlHen8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvwiVNlHen8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvwiVNlHen8

SHE LOVES US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvwiVNlHen8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvwiVNlHen8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvwiVNlHen8

wow shiori 2 SHORTS IN ONE DAY???

>>64887583
>>64887611
I need more Shiori IRyS interactions...

Shiori knows novelites are starting to break down and is trying to up our dosage of Shiorium.

>>64887798
It worked, I feel happier.
My day improved, because god is good.
Praise be to Shisus.
Can I get a hallelujah?

Now there's only 3 hidden shorts... our time is coming soon brothers

>>64887868
3 hidden shorts
1 member audio
1 cover

Good morning.

>>64887909
Member audio is not coming out before she starts streaming.

>>64887938
Good morning, hello, how are you?

>>64887960
its already on the playlist tho she put it there yesterday

She could upload more shorts.
the techvella bloopers was uploaded yesterday

>>64887833
Mashallah! Shiori loves us, brother.

>>64887938
Good morning Flattie

The twitter space from bed... Shiori please... It can be only 10 minutes...

>>64887938
Cute morning

Hades-kun is death on arrival uh?

>>64888554
There was no Hades. It was just her idea from the text adventure that she was playing.

Poorwyrm here
should i wait a little longer to be a knight in the future so i can archive all the audio drama in one go?

>>64888770
I guess? There's only really playing games with her as the other bonus.

>>64887975
Mostly fine. I woke up with one eye completely sealed by gunk, still have pneumonia apparently. I don't want to work today uweeeeh. /blog
I love Shiori!

>>64889211
I hope you're feeling better soon.

>>64887975
Doing well now that Shiorin dropped two shorts today.

rratman, come to me
she uploaded the short by mistake earlier and decided to leave it

>>64889553
Rratman, come to me!
We'll now have a day with no Shiorium because she blew her goo early and doesn't have anything to take its place.

>>64889709
She can always make Shiorium...on twitter

>>64889553
Do you think she's panicking now that her upload schedule has been thrown off?

She is lovely

Do you think Shiori knows I do "that" to her? Will I still go to heaven?

>>64890406
>Do you think Shiori knows I do "that" to her?
Yes
>Will I still go to heaven?
No

Shiori LOVE!

Shiori HATE!

>>64890946
I love her!

I wonder what she's doing.

>>64891109
I hope she’s smiling

>>64891109
She's masturbating like the filthy coomer she is

>>64891152
I hope she's thinking about us...

>>64891109
Me

Shiori SEXY!

>>64891329
Post the sexiest Shiori you have RIGHT NOW

>>64891353
https://files.catbox.moe/idswux.jpg

>>64891353

>>64891584
Classic.

>>64891353

>>64891353

>>64891353
https://files.catbox.moe/qzdy1t.jpg

>>64891353
https://files.catbox.moe/bzetea.png

>>64892551
thats more cute than sex

>>64891353
https://litter.catbox.moe/gs712s.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/9hnf5d.png

>>64892715
You uhhh, lost?

>>64892715

>you've prepared breakfast
>this is your first time having breakfast over at Shiorin's place
>sleeping overnight was fun with an excessive hugger like her
>luckily the rest of Advent wasn't in town for the weekend so you're off the hook
>filled up the bowl with bran flakes
>notices Shiori walking towards you
>good morning Shi-
>Shiori grabbing your bowl of dry bran flakes!
>she puts it on the floor!
>she squats right above the bowl!
>Shiori what are you-
>she lifts her skirt up
>not a panty seen
>you manage to see some crimson dark stains on her skirt
>oh no
>Shiori don't!
>menstrual blood begin to drip into the bowl
>it begins to fill up, dripping viscously from her
>staining the cereal black and red with decomposed womb flesh
>Shiori picked up the bowl and laid it back on the table
>it looks horrible to look at
>the scent almost brought bile and acid to the edge of your throat
>she stares at you enthusiastically
>awaiting your next move
>oh well
>いただきます!
>Shiori~n!

>>64879140
I do wonder if, somewhere out there, there actually is someone for me or if I'm just completely incompatible with basically any potential partner, or at least any that I'd ever meet

you're so skibidi

>>64893457

>>64893429

>>64870142
if this thread actually does make it 24h I will tdump the interesting story of why I haven't been in the Shiori thread for weeks
>>64881840
literally what is the source on this

goodnight shiggers

>>64893567
https://twitter.com/MMNEKO5/status/1737261533296779415

>>64893457

>>64893567
https://twitter.com/MMNEKO5/status/1737261533296779415

>>64893567
We're half way there and we aren't even past 12 hours yet, good luck with that.

>>64893780
Whatever, I might do it anyway

>>64893429
What if the partner you're compatible with is an abstract entity/gestalt consciousness that is distributed across the internet which is about to form and communicate directly with you any moment now

I think the twitter space isnt happening today...

>>64894636
No shit. It won't happen tomorrow either.

>>64894636
She said she won't be doing anything while she's at her relatives. It ends 'Around Christmas'. It could be before or after. Just wait.

>>64894740
https://youtu.be/8YTJbseLq1o?t=2674
No, that's not what she said. She said that she would be doing twitter spaces during the stay with extended family.
Nevermind, just bury the the subject and stop bringing it up.

>>64895055
Shiori's a fucking liar.

>>64895055
She hates us confirmed. She hates us so much.

She can't even do twitter fucking audio and you want a space?
Yeah, fat fucking chance.

Nijinigger raid again?

I like to believe Shiori's fucking embarassed to ever start something like that around her relatives...

>>64895581
Yeah, nijiniggers forced her to say that in a members only stream and then leaked it.

>>64895055
She outright forgot.

>>64895632
Not hard to just read the thread, see that someone said she'd do X, then exaggerate it to insane levels.

>>64895688
How the hell is it exaggerated when she said she'd do it yet she hasn't, and most likely won't.
She promised it that week while she was away and she hasn't done shit.

No, no, it's fine.
Shiori doesn't have to do the guerilla stream, or the Twitter space, or post Twitter audio. It's fine when she promises things and doesn't do them with no explanation. It's not like it'd make anyone happy or anything.

>>64895735
kys

She forgot she said it the second after she did. That's how she is.

>>64895735
Tell me where you got the information that her extended family stay ends this week.
Tell me in what part of the world has the week ended yet.
She could do it between now and Sunday and then you'd find something else to bitch and moan about.

>>64895826
How many days has she been away fucknuts?
She promised to do it that 'week' she was away. It's been more than seven days.

Bro like I said she can't even give us twitter audio why are you expecting a space

I think someone doesn't know what promise means

You guys are just doing that for the thread to not last 24 hours...

>>64895055
Well that's disappointing. I thought it meant spaces and laptop streams at her parents place... Wish you never dug this up.

I legitimately believe she forgot and/or is too embarrassed to do it around her family

>>64895953
Laptop streams are still on the table. It's 'probably' too though, so I won't be surprised if something goes wrong with that.

Report and behead nijiniggers.

She hates us.

>>64895860
>There's gonna be like uhhh
>like a big ol' house
>And a bunch of people
>Probably a bunch of kids shitting themselves.
>That's the week that I'm probably going to do twitter space
Key word is probably, and that's not even counting the fact that you have no idea when she arrived at extended family house because it certainly wasn't days 1-3.
>>64895889
So uh, do we just pretend things don't exist now for the sake of drama? https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1736190817067217397

>>64896088
Now compare that to how many she did the time before

>>64896131
>Goalposts
>Moved
Damn, it really is a nijinigger raid if the goalposts are flying.

so we just allow nijiniggers to larp as novelites now? le disappointed fan larp is such an obvious tactic

>>64896023
She was supposed to test the laptop streaming when she did the guerilla stream, but she didn't do that, so I don't expect her to stream until she's home proper. December was supposedly watchalong month. We've done one. I don't believe her unless she puts it on her schedule. Which was something else she was meant to do.

They do the same thing in /ggg/ it's too obvious

>>64896244
They do this to any vtuber that goes on break. It's such an easy target since fans are presumably vulnerable during downtime.

It's just best to assume anything Shiori says she's going to do, she's not going to do it.

Alright, it's time to perform your duty, ignore and report the invaders. Behead them. Do not give them a single thing.

Either way, more and more people are starting to get sick of this and mention missing her or wanting her to be back on Youtube. She knows what people want and won't give it to them.

There will be no Twitter space before Christmas. Grudge post me if you will, you know I'm right.

>>64896648
now you're just baiting her to do it, you know she reads these threads

>>64896648
Lol, you won't even be here anymore nijinigger.
You "grudgepost me" faggots don't even own up to your own mistakes, twitter audio, going back to old prompts for hearts, now this.

>>64896716
She won't and she's not /here/

>>64896716
>do it for the fans
ewww, no
>do it for that one anon hater
hell yeah
why are vtubers like this?

>>64896781
Did I miss her going back to the get out prompt?

>>64896781
they get btfo hard, then disappear for a week after their embarrassments

>>64896875
She skipped the self insert one too.

>>64896875
she went to the car one and this current video, if you count videos, as recent examples. theres many more in history.

>>64896878
A week? I fucking wish. Retards come back here in the span of hours. If it didn't work with the American crowd, maybe it will work with the Europeans.

The gotcha fags miss the greater point that once more Shiori proposes something nice and will fail to deliver.
But go ahead, argue semantics.

>>64896915
There is still a chance with that one.

>>64896935
>heartschizos whine about a prompt
>b-but she hearted a completely different prompt tho
Wow, goalpost moving nijiniggers so btfo. How will they ever recover?

>>64897013

I want Shiori to collab with Mumei and Ame.

theres a self insert prompt?

>>64897035
you faggots whined about her not going back on ANY prompt at all past the first day and got promptly btfo'd.

>>64897013
Management could be blocking her from doing it, you don't know.

>>64897099
No, they did not. Stop moving goalposts.

>>64897013
>greater point that [mental conjuring]
kys nijinigger

>>64897075
They're all self insert except tomorrow when she cucks everyone with a Dimitri romance prompt.

Don't reply. Don't argue. Don't discuss. It's not fucking complicated. I swear, novelites have the collective average IQ of Niger the country.

>>64897013
>Fail to deliver
>When no timeframe was given outside of "When with extended family"
>When she didn't promise to do it at all and said it was a maybe (her actual words were "probably")
>Semantics
So, I told your mom I'd probably fuck her, didn't, and then she whined at me that I promised.
Weird.

When the thread is slow and comfy and then suddenly I look back 15 min later and see over 30 posts, I know it's not worth reading.

>>64897294
what do you mean, this is fun to read

>>64897328
You...

>>64897258
nijiniggers love using the word 'promise' when attempting to twist her words. There have been no 'promises', only ideas. nijinigger use 'promise' to gaslight you into thinking she is lying

Shut the fuck up Rhy, and Rubbertoe, you cunts have been in VC with her all week. Don't rub it in.

>>64897437
>The sister narrative again.
I dunno how this spread but it's infinitely funny to me.

Rrat: Shiori has a jar of dicks preserved in formaldehyde. Leftover from her guro days.

>>64897488
It happens when you attention whore hard enough in a general. I'm glad that you find contributing to shitting up this thread funny.

We need a /shig/ discord

namefag spamming again? Proof of nijinigger

>>64897604
You sound like I'm any of the aforementioned when I'm not. I just find sister desperation funny.

>>64897488
Wasn't Archive anon exposed as RT?

>>64897787
Nope. Nijinigger/Sister rrat. >>64585494

Stop identifying anons

>>64898044
Nope, I'll make the declaration right now.
The nijniggers shitting up the thread aren't Nijniggers, it's Darth and VonKobra.
>Source: I made it the fuck up but because they're annoying faggots, so it's true.

>>64898117
>>64098309

>>64898117
But von Kobra is really here

>All those Sony leaks today
>Shiori owns a PS5
honestly embarrassing, she needs to sell it immediately.

>>64898236
What happened?

>>64898233
I don't care, don't give it attention

>>64898442
If you haven't noticed, it's the local funposter/meltylover giving it attention.

>>64893419
now this is something i haven't seen in a while

>>64898297
Exclusive capeshit factory until 2035, raising game prices to $100 by 2027, selling Spiderman 3 in 3 parts for $50 each.

I am going to become a genshin whale
Pray4me

>>64898547
Be a HSR whale instead.

>>64898547
Become a landwhale instead.

>>64898491
You got me, I'll sleep now

>>64898492
>Shiori does cooking streams
It's happening!

>>64898567
No
I want my games to have gameplay

>>64898493
>raising game prices to $100
What the fuck

Shiori x Haachama cooking collab soon

Are there any methods to efficiently utilize real money for gacha? I mean in terms of combining f2p with p2p strategies or doing things with friend to maximize.

>>64898716
Proof?

>>64898689
Thinking and strategy is better than mashing keyboard.

>>64898766
Shiori told me to not t-word.

>>64898547
>falling for the Mihoyo meme

>>64898860
Mihoyo is the gateway to pussy in 2024

>>64898716
Can get in the line after Ame, Fauna, Irys and Ririka.

>>64898689
>I want my games to have gameplay
Become a Limbus Company manager instead.

>>64898493
FUCK INSOMNIAC
I HOPE THEY NEVER GET ANY GAME AWARD

>>64898547
Don't play the game, just fap to the waifus.

>>64899994
This is the only way to win at any mobage. I've spilled so much semen to Blue Archive girls.

>>64898493
>>64898714

Reminder that shiori promised a twitter space and now only has 3 days to deliver or else

>>64900130
Or else what?

>>64900270

>>64900360
you will clamp her nipples?

>>64900360

>>64900423
With my mouth.

>>64900425
My heart skipped a beat fuck

>>64900565

Bad morning.

>>64900838
Good morning.

>>64900922
Shat kid

>>64900679
She's always thinking about sex...

>>64900679
Shiori knows how much we think about sex (with her).

i'll never have sex...

i'll never have shiori...

I’ll have sex with Shiori

Just watched Frieren. It was so-so.

>>64903337
oh you

What have you been up to Novelites? I bought Granblue VS Rising and have been labbing Yuel. I suck at fightans.

https://x.com/DAIISHORI/status/1737371549550911989?s=20
Cute, Sexy Goth Wife

>>64903731
Working. Other than that, bought myself a drawing tablet for birthday and Christmas. I have no idea what I'm doing.

>>64903731
Playing with AI a bit before bed, trying some of the alleged sfw RPG ones.

>>64903731
Shiny hunting. I've got 43 Milcery. I don't know why I need 43 Milcery. I just continue to shiny hunt.

>>64903731
Working, started drawing reps, playing MGS for the first time

>>64903731
took in a stray dog and been getting her acclimated to home. other than that, doing my reps, getting on that ffxiv grind, and started using ST a lot more again because of how much better local models have gotten

Just realized I went the entire day without thinking about her until now

>>64904246
I'm the opposite. I spent the entire day with her on my mind.

I sometimes think about Shiori for a second, smile, and then move on with my day

>>64891853
UOOOH SEEEEEX

I feel like genshin is the new 2hu

>>64905046
vtubers were the new 2hu

>>64905046
genshin is normalfag shit, touhou is for fat nerds with strong opinions on linux distros

Today is going to be awful.

>>64906180
The world is awful because you exist.

>>64906180
Every day is awful.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r5-ruiBCLBQ

She hates us

I really hope there will be something for us before the among us collab

I just want a perfect girlfriend that matches all of my tastes, fulfills all my needs, and leaves me with zero extra responsibilities. Is that so much to ask for?

How are my fellow novelites coping with no shiori streams?

>>64907952
I want to die

>>64907952
I've been good since day 1 and have continued to so till now. Thankfully my life doesn't revolve around Shiori, she's a neat part of it as an entertainer and that's about it.

>>64908102
Do you often have abusive sex fantasies about entertainers?

I haven't read a single shiori members post since halloween.

>>64908169
Nope, I just focus on my work, talk with some friends, watch stuff and play games.
There's other things for more, sexual needs. Like AI or a partner, or in my case, my hand and a nuke code or something on panda site.

>>64907952
The cool thing about being an EU fan is that I can't watch her live, so her being gone doesn't feel as bad

>>64907952
I'm pooping more than usual.

sigh

>>64905046
females dont care about which 2hu would u fug

>>64908393
The most boring novelite.

>>64909530
nah that's me

Shiori pls just come back... I dont know what I did wrong but Im sorry..........

Shiori pls start vagueposting and liking cryptic tweets, then go radio silent for a week.

>>64909530
If you think that's boring then so be it, it's rather comfortable not having to spend time in my day worrying about when my entertainment on the telly is coming back.

Good morning,

I love Shiorin and I miss her very much.

>>64909530
>t. woman

>>64872195
We do and thanks..... I AM

>femnovelites
>here
pick one

>>64910530
Femnovelites

>>64910530
I showed my tits to pass the femnovelite test, these are the best threads ever

Where are my fucking tits

>>64910664
look down, anon

I hate women.

God I love women, thank you God

>>64910686
Love from Kazakhstan

>>64908393
I hate everytime you post this. Wow look at me guys, imagine loving shiori lol couldn't be me she's just an entertainer. Go fuck yourself

>>64910882
Seethe about it. I'm no less a fan of her than you are, and I'll be buying merch to support her.
My life just doesn't revolve around her presence.

>>64910923
Shut up and let the femnovelites post their tits, no one cares about you zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>64910882
incel seethe

>>64911071
>Someone asks
>I answer
Again, seethe about it.

>>64911126
>Called boring
>Told to go fuck himself
>Told to shut up
No one asked you anything dude.

>>64911222
>Seething so hard that you can't even see the posts I responded to.
Post tits, woman. There's no way a man seethes this hard.

I'm the least boring novelite

People who aren't parasocial for her shouldn't even be allowed to post here, this is a space for the mentally ill only

I'm the most mentally ill novelite and it doesn't even make me interesting.

Big brother baker's got the brioche in the oven.
I got you your favorite Shiori milk too. Don't spill it.

>>64911509
if you watch her, you're parasocial. it doesn't matter. if you feel even the slightest bit of emotion if you were told she died today, you're parasocial end of story. yes there is different levels of parasocial but the bare minimum is watching her.

parasocials die before the age of 40

>>64911600
I don't think that's true. Casual viewers being parasocial?

>>64911600
>if you feel even the slightest bit of emotion if you were told she died today, you're parasocial end of story
NTA but that's just basic human emotions anon

>>64911726
>>64911726

The brioche is ready, but you guys spilt the milk, clumsy fuckers.
No Shiori milk with your bread.

>>64911679
>>64911682
parasocial implies care. casual watchers can care too. caring about her death would make you parasocial if you felt sad, or upset. and yes it's human emotion to be parasocial by nature of the job.

A femnovelite WILL post their tits in the next thread