/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

What is the most autistic post you've seen here

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

COWNOYAROUUU!

Anon has a tiny dick lmao

Jelly is...

>wake up
>another split

Hina would still do her best for tiny dick anon

a squibby a day keeps the insanity away

Runie is following Hylo's new identity and a niji male, drop her before you get too invested.

Hina wouldn't lie to me like Lumi right?

>>64846394
giwtwm

I love Shiina!

What did she mean by this?
https://nhentai.net/g/430843/

>>64846451
show

>>64846450
star women never lie anon

>>64846083
Bro, ur donothon?
For this kind of business, most of revenue comes from few oil barons, just like gacha game, GFE, and prostitution.

>>64846460
>already favorited
cownny has good taste dayo

dakuso in an hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVB0wM0BY1M

>>64846460
>loli shit
Dropped

>>64846435
>follows a racing vtuber
wtf based?

>>64846475
I'm not sure if I'd call Hina a star woman. That's a bird woman or an elf maybe

Pippa should play this game

>>64846435
i think I'd take hylo over lumi right now

>>64846399
responsible for numerous war crimes in Romania during the year 1941

who is stupider airi or hina?>>??????

>>64846435
whos?

>>64846537
update the fucking website kevin

>>64846552
Fair point.

>>64846589
Airi will say whatever comes to her brain, Hina takes a second or two to process what to say and still ends up confused as fuck. Only time will tell if Hina can match Airi in pon.

>>64846435
you know Pippa and Lia also follow her, right?

>>64841658
Sorry, something came up

>>64846460
Love her

>>64846399
too smart to be a SEA monkey

>>64846597
He will update it after he ships my merch.

>>64846633
Airi is pulling for Hina. She wants her to win the Pon Award next Phase Awards

eimi sex hamster tummy sex with hamster tummy tummy tummy tummy tummy tummy

>>64846654
whore

>>64846654
oh no he's shy

>>64846676
good post

>>64846460
I prefer this one https://nhentai.to/g/261390

Saya's kaze ni naru is the best gen 3 song/cover so far

>>64846706
is Shiina considered cunny?

>>64846767
I've decided she isn't and I don't care to argue my stance.

>>64846687
>>64846689
Stfu fags, I'm joining now. Or at least I will when my Ryujinx stops schizoing out

We did it guys, we defeated dead hours Connect!

>put clothespin on nipples
>turn on my masturbator
>cum in like 5 minutes
>wet the bathroom floor
>drinks an energy drink
>becomes very eepy

Nini /pcg/

>>64846706
lolibaba

>>64846341
Blessed OP
Has anyone else noticed?

I'm 90% sure I'm getting a new jig for Christmas. And it's bothering me because I want to start one now.

>>64846767
Lolibaba is its own subcategory

>>64846816
meant for >>64846767

>>64846833
Nevermind, early morning and I'm rushposting before work.
Thought the "o" from the artist's Twitter watermark was a nipple.

>>64846833
no point it out to me

>>64846706
I prefer this one
https://nhentai.net/g/227790/

>>64846887
so hot

>>64846887
>trap
sorry but im not a liker or a bito

>>64846876
nvm you're just dumb

>>64846767
She is, but more specifically she would be a lolibaba since she is also of, or close enough to, hag age and personality.

>>64846920
It's fine. I deserved that one.

>>64846460
She have good taste

>>64846887
I prefer this one :>
https://nhentai.net/g/447094/

>>64846991
calm down saya

Jerry in 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPHi86hBZCs

>>64846460
Another stolen meme, this bitch is so fucking unfunny

>>64846991
Bookmarked

so how was hamster? fun, or annoying?

>>64846991
Hi Lumi

>>64846502
Fuck man I really need to sleep, sorry Michiru, I love you but I feel like a dead man walking. Also, I hope the threads show down soon, I don't like how fast they've been going, even in fucking dead hours

>>64847032
So true sister

>>64846788
>no room up

>>64846435
I cannot imagine something more effeminate than Twitter follow policing. Not least of all because it insinuates you have an account and check the site on the regular.
Drop your pants and turn around — You've given up your rights as anything other than a warm cock hole.

>>64846502

Is this the thread where Saya will fuck her dog?

I think Eimi is my new oshi.
The lean toggle is perfection

>>64847046
PST timezone.
But other than that she is pretty good; only downside is that for a few weeks she will likely need to police her chat to avoid severe retardation in her audience.

>>64847130
The ant spam was obnoxious. Glad you didn't kill yourself hampter poster

>>64847064
It's true tho lol

>>64847130
>only downside is that for a few weeks she will likely need to police her chat to avoid severe retardation in her audience.
How so?

>>64847032
>stolen meme
>fermented wine
>homosexual liker
>retarded femanon

>>64847046
Overlaps with my oshi unfortunately, but will catch hampter on the days oshi is not streaming or cancels. I think she was well received, but some retards sperged out a little from her AI art take.

>>64846450
lol just look at this slob

It's honestly nice how the older gens have grown past having brainworms over new gens. No breakdown so far. It speaks of growing confidence and closer bonds between the talents.

Junting room up, pass: 3333
Guide for retards: >>64730747
If it doesn't work again let me know

>>64847243
LE ROOM COVERED IN ANTS JOEK xDDDDDDDDD SO FANNI HAHA
LOOK
PIC RELATED ITS EIMIS ROOM HAHA :D:D:D:D:D

>>64847084
Hi runie

>>64846790
Thank you Sakana very cool.

im starting to fall for Jelly's personality

I love this Panda

>>64847311
>No breakdown so far
anon...

>>64847327
I think I'm just sleep deprived but I swear those ants spelled something out

Pippa love ~!

>>64846435
Shut up femanon and bend over.

>>64847327
>RAIN OF SPIDERS

>>64847364
Not after Gen 3 debuts

>>64847243
She is genuinely good, so people were rightfully hyped for her. Unfortunately, this also means retarded people who think they are funny are bound to appear in chat and those people usually will latch on every little slip-up of the streamer (fleshtuber and vtuber alike) to make "memes" or whatever.
This behaviour is absolutely obnoxious, often ruins chat interaction since it amounts to basically spam and the more it keeps going the more "normal" audience stop actually engaging in the content, meaning the talent is left with nobody to actually sustain her as the retarded people rarely provide value, be it economical or in exposure.

I don't like to watch jelly because she looks like my former oshi

>>64847364
Not this time, no. Neither did Invaders 2 that I recall.

eimis milkers

>>64847397
thanks for the explanation Dizzy

>>64847222
>>64847327
Oh fuck off, it was a funny joke.

>>64847407
who?

>>64847415
>Neither did Invaders 2 that I recall.
Retardchama...

What's she thinking about?

>>64847443
Jerry

>>64847463
Me

>>64847397
you big nerd
imma spam ants even more now

>>64847463
Not a goddamn thing

Where is Alice?

>>64847463
nothing

wait, Sakana said he thinks Hina is the most beautiful in gen 3?
does this mean she's gonna get special treatment?

>>64847407
Holy shit she kind of reminds of moonjelly

>>64847463
no thoughts head empty

>>64847397
See: Pippa

>>64847436
It wasn't at all harine

>>64847397
Why are you having a melty over the ant spam?
It's just a joke, learn to live with it.

>OMG LOOK HOW MESSY HER ROOM IS(it was clean)! SHE IS JUST LIKE PIPPA! EIMI DO YOU HAVE ANTS LIKE PIPPA TOO? DO YOU LIKE 4CHAN? PIPPA IS A 4CHANNELLER AS WELL! HEY EIMI IS PIPPA 2 ISNT THAT AWESOME?!

Fucking hate pipnigs

>>64847518
oh yeah, a very "special" treatment.

>>64847463
>hina
>thinking
Good one anon.

please stop calling hina dumb she's very sensitive she will cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPHi86hBZCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPHi86hBZCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPHi86hBZCs
see the jerror of your ways

>>64847509
The Alice arc was cringe

>>64847597
As the wise Michiru said: women tears good.

>>64847463

>>64847463
I dread the Airi collabs.

>>64847397
>Unfortunately, this also means retarded people who think they are funny are bound to appear in chat
Thank you for the callout post. I can and will do better.

>>64847463
cock

>>64847568
If you think this is about the ants you are absolutely naive and clueless on how bad things can be.

Didn't Panko say that Hina helped her out with some OBS stuff. I think she was talking about her

>>64847463
whatever she's thinking it's probably 2 light years ahead of what you're thinking

>>64847560
>>64847581
Oh, so you're the Piping/Harine spammer, shame you latched onto Eimi.

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1737110395750695128
hamster's the gen3 that's joining the gingerbread/cookie review stream

Why would you hire an innocent little goober like Hina to work for the smelly fujo corp?

>>64847597
She is not just dumb, she is also fucking comfy(boring)

>>64847443
a certain red eye brat from next door, I guess I'll give Jelly a try, gotta stop being a pussy sooner or later.

>>64847606
as somebody who has NEVER watched her or even bothered looking into her, i genuinely thought she was some shy girl who was going through a mehera episode

turns out shes an autistic little nerd who is kinda my type

>>64846435
She also follows nano. If you had paid attention, she's just following back vtubers who follow her.

>>64847597
>Woman tears
mmm tasty

>>64847695
She's live exactly right now.

>>64847675
>Hina helped her out with some OBS stuff
so shes only pretending to be retarded?

>>64847463
"Despite being 12% of the population..."

>>64847680
old news retard

>>64847770
oh

>>64847680
>ember
She just going to rate base on which one she want to eat

>>64847628
Sadly I don't know how to make gifs.

>sisters saying Hina was going to fail
>Everyone loves her
Wrong again

>>64847770
Who shat in your cereal?

Jelly on the tv!

/tsunX/ talks about Phase talents now. That thread is weird

>>64847752
Despite white people being 49% of the population, they make up 86% of all pedophile

>Just put an AI (in front of the hashtag) AIhamsterpiece yeah do that
>I personally don't want to see it, so I might, mute it
>I'm sowwy
>It's oki- you do you I'm sowwy
This was it? Eimis supposed seethe over AI? How am I supposed to schizopost with this?
Not like it would make any difference to me, AI is a jeet hobby

>>64847806
The contrast between debut and debut 2.0. gave me whiplash. First there's no interest then people find out there's nothing upstairs and suddenly the interest skyrockets.

>>64847830
But I'm SEA

>>64847275
what was that? not condemning it outright?

>>64847793
>rates everything a 10

>>64847829
they have been a phase colony for a while now

>>64847770
meant for >>64847829

>>64847793
Isn't that how you rate food?

>>64847830
Silly anon, jews aren't white.

[Jelly News]
She denies the hag allegations

>>64847794
You do it like this.

>>64847849
go knock on Jelly's door then
you DO know where her mud hut is right?

>>64847829
We talk about Lisa like she's a phase girl sometimes so it makes sense

>>64847830
>they make up 86% of all pedophile

>>64847886
You are calling "cunnychads" jews?

>>64847830
I feel you've exposed a side of yourself I didn't know about previously, seething femanon.

my jelly is in a box what do i do

>>64847829
They have been doing that ever since the second gen invaders joined.

is it just me, or is jelly getting more unhinged as time goes on?

>>64847836
It looks like 95% of all the seethe and schizos flocked to her (the other 5% went to Saya), and I'm baffled as to how. She did great, very solid performance out of the bat, with an energy resembling Pippa's, the star of the company. What's not to like?

>>64847934
It's for your own safety.

>>64847886
>>64847926
>>64847931
Hit a sensitive point?

dont reply to bait

>>64847985
the only sensitive point being hit is muyu's
by me

>>64847947
She's in Phase anon. It's bound to happen. Same with Hina and Runie.

i like Jelly because for a woman she's actually more tech literate and more mentally competent than the average female

>>64847934
Under no circumstances must you break the SCP containment device.

>>64847927
Don't they suck baby dicks?

>>64847971
Perhaps because she did so great?
They and the drama/concernfags mostly latch on to whoever is the most popular(Pippa), so in that sense it could be considered a good sign for her future growth.

BREAKING NEWS
JELLY AND HAMSTER KNOW EACH OTHER

>jellys favorite is Eimi
>she knew eimi from ages ago
eimi was jellys nepo hire

>>64848048
Pippa, Lia and dizzy will protect them

>>64847830
The statistic is fake because black pedophilia isn't reported and is considered a normal part of their culture. 25 year old men are regularly hooking up with middle school girls in black communities. Same with arabs. They all lie and the state protects them. Whitey however gets the entire book thrown at him.

>>64847934
Step 1: cut a hole in the box
Step 2: put your junk in that box

>>64848107
>doesnt get to join hololive
>infiltrates phase and joins up with the fishman to try and turn phase into hololite
based to be honest

>>64848090
And you are seething with jealousy? Seek help my guy

>had the same problem a year ago
>fly traps were fully covered with them
>the fly/gnat infestation lasted for the entire year
>decide a couple months ago to go grab something from the basement storage area
>find a dead bird on top of a container completely hollowed out
I don't even know how the fucker even got to the basement.

>>64848107
So that confirms she's SEA

>>64848132
What?

>>64848161
Remis response to a rotten egg carton was to set it on fire? Inside her own house?

>>64848090
Don't respond to him, he's just some bait poster trying to shit up the thread, just report and ignore blatant bait.

Is there a convenient way to see what's the average stream time for a channel?

>>64848198
holy shit Jelly just doxxed Eimi hard

>>64848094
Another SEA of the malay variety?

>>64848133
Why would you want to emulate Hololive most of them are boring

>>64848225
>mama y papa
we knew since the debut

>>64846460
BASED

>>64848232
most of phase is also boring

Jelly just don't announce you're pirating...

>Jelly just fixes her game on the go
you could say it's jerry rigged

>>64848198
They could know each other from online

>>64848223
Man I miss schizos like henri, at least it was funny when he would shit up the threads

>>64848232
hololive gives me lewdish asmrs and even earlicking asmrs
phase is too puritanical

>>64848107
Probably a youtaite (stupid name since utaite doesn't imply platform) she knows from way back.

>>64848278

>>64848278
most competent female
i would trust her with the village during an armed conflict in the jungle

>>64848273
Jelly would not download a car would she?

>>64848107
Eimi was a good choice in all regards and has performed admirably thus far.
It doesn't even matter if she was a nepohire since she definitely should have gotten in based on her own merits alone.

Rabbits and rabbit to bed. I love you pippa.

>>64848133
If they make hololite, why wouldn't i just watch the actual holos?

>>64846458
Me too!!!

Phases needs a cute British girl

PEEEEOPLE
WHO SQUIB WITH PEEEOPLE
ARE THE HAPPIEST PEEEOPLE

>>64848296
Remember that time Haachama did a tease and denial femdom ASMR where she was role-playing a masseuse going back and forth between being mean and hitting you and being overly fakely sweet complete with an edging countdown where she slowly drew out the last few seconds and called you
disgusting when she hit 0? Then said that she wanted to be rubbed and licked next time?

>>64848120
While I completely agree with you, please don't bite bait and try to keep the thread on topic, this has nothing to do with vtubers or Phase Connect.

>>64848403
stop, you're gonna cause an earthquake!

>>64848398
Sakana will poach Rin when the illegitimate state of Israel is eventually dismantled

>>64848403
Does anyone have the original Phase Squib without Jelly?

>>64848226
I said she was Malaysian and no one believed me

>>64848449
>Rin
>cute
>girl

>>64848515
i wish she was viet

>>64848161
Wemi...

>>64848524
Ah, but he is british

>>64848289
Same, nowadays all we get are low quality schizos.

>>64848515
I believe you anon! Can't believe Wemi is one either...

>>64848540
Viets are much more obvious with their accents.

>>64848524
I have heard from many posters that she is a sexual vtuber

>>64848226
>>64848515
If she's malay then why does she stream in ungodly hours?

>>64848431
God those were the days, I used to spank to her ASMRs when they were live, never as VODs though, it didnt give me the same feeling of lewdness
I bet Sakana wouldnt allow a vampire girl to drink blood from (You)r throat and say "You tasted delicious" while breathing quite bothered into your ear

Stop having lewd thoughts about Hina.

>>64848524
She is a really cute girl, maybe the cutest small corpo chuuba even

>>64848449
He said cute

>>64848449
No we'll get blue Pippa

>>64847794
this is the best I could do without editing software

I want to see Panko, I miss her

>>64848577
I unironically blame lack of English proficiency on the drop of quality in bait. Third worlders can't craft any unique or interesting bait in English so they rely on spamming the same few posts and copying others. It's why /v/ in particular is so infested with phrases like cope, seethe, mald, tranny etc.

>>64848624
Who do I have sexual thoughts about instead then

>>64848624
Shiina will ZUG ZUG Hina and there is nothing you can do to stop her.

>>64848515
>>64848198
>she knows someone so she must be in the same location as her
What kind of logic is this? Phase talents knew about Muyu ages ago so they must be all Filipino. See how retarded that sounds?

>>64848642
No slags allowed

>>64848677
LMAO open your eyes, you posted her!

>>64848707

>>64848577
I prefer it that way. The more retarded they are the easier it is to filter them out mentally.

>>64848449
In the astronomically small chance that Palestine wins and Idol is dissolved, I will kneel to the yellow woman and admit she's fucking unstoppable.

>>64848615
It's midday for her

>>64848665
That milk?
All me.

>>64848665
Very nice. I'm stealing your gif.

>>64848717
I've been in that shithole enough to recognise the accents

>>64848717
Wait you're telling me my beautiful nubian princess Lumi was actually not a SEAnigger?

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>>64848754
Palestine doesn't need to win. Enough zoomers have become single issue voters on this to make it inevitable.

>>64848691
I disagree, even supposed first world or white schizos just cuckpost or spam the same shit like leech or fake ad nauseum. Henri was sea, he had that special factor of genuinely believing his bullshit and loving his target at one point that made him standout

>>64848786
no yOU CANT DO THAT SOMEONE STOP HIM

>>64848243
>mama y papa
why do you even know this?

Do we have high res renders of the talent runes yet?

>>64848628
Why is there always an uptick in Idolcorpo shill posting at the same time as antiposting?
Hmmmmmm...

>>64848873
jeebus, norway....

>>64848730
don't post that liar here

>>64848887
Literally watch streams.

>>64848873
>>64848923
Your Fauna looks weird

>>64848717
i know Hina before she was Hina therefore im also dumb

>>64848873
Wait a minute do you have loicense for that modified uuuu

>>64848973
someone should make a Fauna crying emote edit for Hina if they haven't already

>>64848949
how did she trick you anon?

>>64848973
just your imagination move along citizen

>>64848960
I think anon meant "why do you know what those words mean."

>>64848133
>hololite
you mean the same boring thing almost every small corpo attempts to do and dies as a result?
Dizzy might be right that so many small corpos are throwing good money after bad, but Pippa is right that trying to be Hololive-lite is doomed.

>>64848999
there was no trick

>>64848960
I mean, know how malaysians sound from those words

>>64848997
Idk anon, I'm not convinced she's a Wamy yet. Other anons might play it more loosely though

>>64848730
Too bitchy

>>64848730
Not bitchy enough

>>64848869
H*nri sucked he just repeated the same handful of tired memes over and over and over. Pseudo-religious bullshit, Disney villain posting, and intense hatred of the Chinese. If you read one post you read them all.

>>64849025
Yeah because they do it poorly

>>64849025
The future is of course creating a company where people can be an AV chuuba if they want so I dont have to find the alt of a PL to hear them masturbate

>>64849077
>Pseudo-religious bullshit, Disney villain posting, and intense hatred of the Chinese.
Better than anything you or anyone else in this tired dump does.

>>64849077
True, but he made me laugh at his derangement at the very least

>>64849037
It's a common SEA thing to say

>>64848949
The seething Femanon is Menace confirmed.

>>64849101
you might be interested in whatever the whores from abandoning Vrev start.

>>64848624
Okay, I'll think about molesting the hamster as she clicks her teeth at me in annoyance instead.

>>64849019
>>64849037
Uh, when you put it that way it makes sense. Gomen.

>>64849090
Shirou please, your fake will never surpass the orginal. Why would I watch your knockoff when I can watch the real thing? You need to innovate and attempt new niches, themes, concepts, etc.

>>64849146
That was who I was thinking about lmao

>>64849077
We should hold regular performance reviews so we get better schizos

https://www.twitch.tv/k9kuro
>the guy roleplaying as a gay twink fuckboy is a fat seanigger irl
I just wanted to post this here because it's funny as fuck

>Open Jolly stream
>she's in a box
What did Da Michi do to her while I was in the wagecage?

>>64849146
>whores from abandoning

>>64849262
panko get out of the ceiling

>>64849222
Not phase connect. Fuck off to the catalog

>>64849286
Most of this thread isn't phase connect

>>64847829
/tsunX/ talks about the same talents they've been talking about for nearly three years

>>64849245
You could have prevented this. You could have streamed Potion.

>>64849090
That worked out so well for Idol, didn't it? Even before this current disaster with Riro, Idol stagnated thanks to Advent. No small corpo should ever aspire to be hololite because it means they are doomed to be gutted every time Hololive has a new gen.
>>64849262
forgive me Panko poster. It's almost 7 am and I am only now just about to go to sleep.

>>64849222
just like remi jelly and muyu!

>>64849222
Not a secret since he posted selfies on his new twitter account after he left niji

>>64849245
DaMichization of Phase Connect is going according to plan

>Saya is reddit
>Muyu is Discord
>Runie is Twitter
>Hina is Facebook
>Eimi is 4chan

>>64849170
The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing.

When is Muyu on telly?

Okay anons, is Phase-Connect trying to be Hololive? What do you think?

Personally, I think Sakana is just trying to emulate Hololive's music side of things. Phase already has a reputation for having the unhinged women we all love and it would be stupid to stray away from that. I think his sanitation of Purin's spicy content was to just avoid controversy and nothing more than that. (Was it even mandated from Sakana?)

>>64849245
The Jellyfication had to be stopped.

>>64849245

>>64849377
I think Sakana want to make his girls happy

>>64849377
Phase Connect is just trying to be a worse Idol corp

>>64849377
>it would be stupid to stray away from that
yet he's been continuously trying to do it since gen1

>>64849222
>the guy
not sure it's just him anon
also i didn't escape /NijiEN/ for this, please refrain next time

>>64849273
NO, I LIVE HERE, AND THERE ARE NO NEIGHBORS
FUCK YOU

>>64849222
>open stream
>chat is popping off ranting about colonization
>close stream

ok, so eimi is sea, but the real question is, why does she turn orange when she used to be white?

>Even Airi called Hina an airhead.

>playing warcraft
Wow I can't believe jelly would steal zugzug from shiina

That was some fucking bullshit!

>>64849377
Look at every hire after gen 1, do you see him trying to be "phase-core" with Lias, Pippas, Tenmnas?

>>64849349
Eimi is tumblr.

So with 2 streams each, it seems Sakana managed to haul 3 actually normal sane women (Runie, Hina and Eimi)

It's an improvement, at least.

>>64849377
>it would be stupid to stray away from that.
He's autistic and egotistical enough to try.

>>64849349
Airi is newsgroups.

>>64849349
Hina is Pokemon Sleep

>>64849537
Plenty of gen 2 seemed "normal and sane" in their debuts as well. The menhera was exposed over the following month.

Speaking of Airi to the people who were asking a few days ago, Airi confirmed in her last stream that she had no experience in streaming prior to joining Phase. Here's the timestamp

https://youtu.be/GE2vhHA2-UQ?t=698

>>64849537
No woman who can rant for as long as she did about weebsheet can be considered sane. Runie definitely has a few screws loose and drowns the menhera in alcohol, work, and weebshit.

>>64849440
Game recognizes game.

I have undeniable proof that Eimi is in fact, at the very least, is whiter than Lia. I will delete this in 1 minute

https://litter.catbox.moe/16pgaw.jpg

>>64849622
Pretty sure she's already said this before

>>64849622
I mean we already kind of knew this, but it's amazing how far she's come along.

>>64849669
Lia just hates the British, as such, refuses to eat cheese

>>64849669
It doesnt let me delete it

>>64849744
You've lied to me...

>>64849622
I still wanna watch her old streams with her, since she did say there was nothing dox-worthy in it.

HAMSTER TUMMYYYYYY

>>64849422
I do think he sometimes forgets why he started Phase. By his words, he thought that vtubing was too "clean" and wanted it to be more 'free'. Luckily, the talents don't shy away from calling him out if he does.
>>64849503
It's not as experimental as OriginS for sure but let's be real about the state of Gen 2. They're all unhinged. That's still 'Phase-core'.
>>64849553
I can't call him egotistical anymore after Pippa said he has the patience of a saint.

>being white is... LE GOOD!!!!
Go back

>>64849744
>He doesn't know about the cooldown.

Live with the shame of your post.

>>64849784
good morning

Michi doko?

>>64849799
baffling post

When is Pippa getting one?

>>64849377
has phase done any concerts or albumns yet?
Culture wise they seem less conservative japanese company than holo.
Speaking of merch and doing different stuff, phase should do a SHITPOST AND ART book. imagine cute drawings from the girls interspersed with their most retarded thoughts or stories or jokes and stuff. it'd sell like hotcakes. I know books are a pain in the ass and fishman might commit mahjong but it'd be worth it.

>>64849799
Yes.

>>64849440

>>64849799
I just like calling people brown because it gets under people's skin
t.latinx

>it's jellover

>>64849871

>>64849967
>t.latinx
Oh you!

>>64848161
I wub this wetard so much

>>64848665
The inner machinations of her mind are an enigma.

>Jelly gets a box
>Michiru's PC throws a complete hissy fit
coincidence? I think not

>>64849503
If your definition of what makes Phase Phase is just those three then not even the majority of Gen 1 fit that criteria. Not every talent needs to be Pippa or Lia to be good and pretending otherwise is idiotic. Even if you do get someone who vaguely resembles them you'll get retards spamming "she's Pippa 2!" like with Eimi instead of judging them as individuals.

>>64849950
Gen 3 girls unanimously had 3D concert goals so happening soon™?
>merch
Hopefully. Sakana has been refining logistics recently resulting in lower shipping costs.

>>64849377
>debuts are exactly like niji debuts (watchalong stream + debut 2.0 stream)
>gens all have a designated singer (just like niji)
>girls are expected to stream 5 times a week (just like niji)
If they gave them a debut-song it would be exactly like niji.

It's kind of like a hybrid between Niji and Holo. Basically what early Lazusydia was, but with more hololive elements. It's pretty much the best combination of traits. A lot of people liked early lazusydia because it was a genuine upgrade over holo. The males ruined everything

I can't believe da michi is fucking dead.
Even worse that she was actually going to play a real game this time

How would you like Eimi more? If she was white or if she was SEA?

>>64850196
>she was actually going to play a real game this time
Cause of death noted.

>>64847794
>>64848665
I tried too

>>64850206
If she was wearing pasties and a thong.

>>64850206
If she was streaming any other time than fucking 4 am

>>64850183
I will never get over nijiEN ruining the lazusydia days...

Michi Money GANG
PULL UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVB0wM0BY1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVB0wM0BY1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVB0wM0BY1M

MICHIRU IS LIVE!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVB0wM0BY1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVB0wM0BY1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVB0wM0BY1M

>>64850223
Finally.
The other anon can keep his gif, I'll be stealing this one.

Here's 40 supas on the drum to those who volunteered to post, to list and fight the antis today, over the threads and far away.

O'er the threads and o'er the main
Through the farms, Asylum and Catalog.
Queen pippa commands and we obey.
Over the threads and far away.

>>64850183
I see. I don't know much about Niji than I do with hololive.
>Lazusydia
QRD?

>>64850276
That's just not what Nijisanji as a brand is though.

>>64850206
if she didn't have that stupid fucking mouth

Mumei, Eimi has really hyper weird quirky "chaotic" girl energy. That's who she reminds me of and it finally hit me

>>64850031
Orale puto

>>64850351
Does she or is it the ADHD hamster aesthetic that makes you think she's zoomer energy

I edged for 3 hours last night

>>64850323
How do you expect her to talk without a mouth

>>64850371

>>64850105
Fish already said on interviews he likes to look for things that phase is missing when considering new hires. Makes sense to not just get more of the same and have talents that overlap personality and content wise

>>64850414
women don't need to talk

Runie Mori
Saya Kiara
Hina Ina
Eimi Amelia
Muyu Gura

>>64850206
I wouldn't mind her either way

>>64848161
WHO GAVE WEMI ACCESS TO MATCHES!?

>>64850450
brainrot

>>64850311
So when Niji debuted their EN branch they tried to emulate hololive.
The first to "waves" (as they call them) were Lazulight and Obsydia, known together as Lazusydia. They had strong appeal to a western fanbase and a hololive audience.
Once Luxiem found success they were basically thrown in the garbage bin and the branch went all-in on asia. They don't even try to appeal to a western fanbase anymore.

The thing is Lazusydia was genuinely really good. One of the things I remember most was how they would often drop by each other's streams unannounced and have really cute moments. Like you'd be watching Pomu, then Elira would randomly drop by and they'd talk about idols for 45 minutes. It had a spontaneous energy.
But when the males showed up, they abused that system to push themselves into the girl's streams and talk about their dicks and cum-spurts. It was so disgusting, so many people left after that.

To this day people remember fondly the Lazusydia days. Probably the best days I ever had as a vtuber fan.

>>64850472
>hen the males showed up, they abused that system to push themselves into the girl's streams and talk about their dicks and cum-spurts
You have to be exaggerating

[Michi news] tummy hort

>>64850415

>>64850493
I am not. That whole culture died because so many people complained. They moved to a system where you have to pre-approve people before the stream starts because the males just couldn't control themselves.

Why does Lumi give credence to debunked pseudoscience like Mewing?

>>64850520

>>64850539
Her whole family is into it. Her parents made her brother mew and stuff his foreskin with mint leaves all through middle school for the supposed health benefits.

i want tacos...

>>64849566
you mean newspapers

Holding up Jelly's arm and licking from her pit to her wrist.

>>64850472
Fuck anon, I'd forgotten the good old days. It hurts.

>>64850206
if she streamed her cool VNs instead of shitty horror games

>>64850645
While she critiques you on your technique.

>>64850472
I see. Thanks for the Niji history anon. I was a pure Holotard during that time and I did hear a lot of praises regarding Lazulight and Obsydia. They had a really good reputation at that time (especially Pomu) and I have always wondered what went so wrong.

>>64850645
This, but Iori.

>>64850592
Oh yeah thats a heater

>>64850677
Why the long neck?

>>64850493
It was mostly Mysta. There's a clip out there of him saying something in Pomu's chat that was somewhat sexual and you could tell she was fed up with him even if she couldn't say anything directly. It was like he was trying to be a male lewdtuber.

>>64850472
Problem was they hired Holo rejects so the only culture they could form before the Chinese was off brand Hololive