/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Perfection.

Sweaty sex with Poko

Momo is cute.

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

I love Momo

>>64768106
Momo needs a kiss

I think the Idol girls are pretty neato

Sex with women under 5'0 in height and with bladders full of hot, rancid piss.

coni... somethijg french about being my clown forever. im drunk and at a friends place tonght

>>64768696
Drink plenty of water, carnie. Hope you're having a good night

>>64768696
I dare you to grab your friends weiner

I want to sniff Coni's feet

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

>>64768156
This was a good collab.

Jewbros who work from home with IT work, after doing a bit of research I’m about to dive headfirst into this whole IT thing and was hoping I could get a little advice from my jewbros. What you guys do is basically just cyber security right? If you don’t mind answering, what courses/classes did you take? And for how many years? And if its not just cyber security, what else do you do for your job with your skills in IT?

>>64768941
you can breastfeed me

>>64769097
if i told you i would have to kill you

>>64769097
>What you guys do is basically just cyber security right?
I'm a software engineer in a fintech company
>If you don’t mind answering, what courses/classes did you take?
I got a bachelor's degree in computer science, but if you're good enough and have connections and you're lucky you can probably get away with just self projects. After you get work experience school doesn't matter anyways.
>And for how many years?
4 years but took me around 5 or 6 since I was in physics at first but switched

I realistically only work like 2 hours a day at most from home, you literally just have to say a certain task took you longer than it really did. Also don't get into a cucked company that heavily monitors your performance and makes you compete (like Amazon for example)

>>64769204
And everyone else reading the thread.

>>64769097
>>64769352
Also I work with more modern languages, but you could always learn old shit and try to work in government jobs.
They pay a fuckton and you really don't do much beyond maintaining the system.
Or do cybersecurity like you're originally asking but I think you gotta be bigger brained for that in comparison to just doing what I do (full stack web development)

>>64769097
I do basic IT work for a medium sized office and 90% of my job is just fixing trivial bullshit and helping the idiots who work for the company figure out how to use excel and whatever else since they can't do it themselves. The rest is just maintaining some servers and keeping everything running. I had no formal training whatsoever and took no courses at all, but I am A+ and CCNA certified. I just learned things as a hobby and got the certs at around 22, spent a few years at geek squad and landed a real job later.

>>64769352
>>64769615
>>64769758
Interesting, very interesting. This is some good ass info I’ll be looking into tomorrow. You and anyone else that reply afterwards with more info/advice are the best, thanks jewbros

alright I masturbated to the maid asmr
it was surprisingly harder than I thought it'd be

>>64770307
Well done champ.
I'm still thinking about what I should masturbate to before bed today..
I think I'll just go for a Japanese /asmr/ schlicker, they're a good fallback when I'm not in the mood for my oshis

I only masturbate to Pochi

>>64770519 (me)
Holy shit I just realised I've been masturbating to Pochi every day for almost a year. That's wild

>>64769758
>>64769097
this but I have no certs, got hired at 20 in college when I barely knew shit about IT and got groomed into being a good tech. also I lean more towards server shit instead of helpdesk but helpdesk is a still a big part of work. 5 years in and 2nd most senior on the team.
CompTIA A+ is a great entry level cert tho and if often more "required" than a relevant bachelor's. I ended up getting my 2yr degree in Comp Info Systems but hasn't really been relevant.
having personal projects like the icebox site and various other projects is a great way to learn and looks good on a resume. go spin up a vm or something, setup up a basic discord bot, etc.
t. icebox anon

>>64770604
Are you not burned out on fapping to her yet?

>>64770820
Pochi is pure sex. I don't think I could ever get burned out

>>64770820
Considering she has 2 looks, his passion should be reignited if anything

>>64770852
I hope she appreciates all your exclusive cum

>>64769097
Cybersecurity is a pretty odd industry, but while the bubble hasn't burst yet, there's definitely opportunities to sneak into some company who will pay you way more than you're worth with not a lot of training. I have met some of the dumbest people in this industry, and it pains me to know how much they get paid for the bullshit they spew.

Cybersecurity itself has a lot of different roles you can get into, but the basic one for doing remote work is going to be penetration testing. You can pick up basic skills for web application testing from sites like pentesterlab, hackthebox, or portswigger's web security academy. If you have the money and time for it, some of the pro labs in Hackthebox are really good, and eventually doing Offensive Security's PWK course for the OSCP cert will pretty much guarantee you a pentesting job for the foreseeable future.

As someone who used to hire potential pentesters, the important thing is motivation. Security constantly evolves and having the motivation to keep up with it is important. New information is scattered all over the internet, unfortunately, so you have to dig for it a lot of times, but that shows you're actually interested.

Also protip: Cloud security. AWS, Azure, Google Cloud. People will suck your dick and pay you for it.

>>64771013
aws/cloud, God yes. that's what I'm studying right now (also probably will be migrating icebox to wasabi cloud or similar come the new year with the help of a webdev)

>>64770604
That's commitment

Winter’s dark blanket.
Layers cold over our hearts.
Stay warm, Fuyo, please.

Has anyone else gotten like a TON of gifted subs lately? I wasn't even in any of the streams I got gifted except for Juna I think

>>64772385
I've noticed that I have gifts automatically enabled on all channels that I'm subscribed to now, whereas before I had to enable them all manually. I did get a Meno Ibuki sub the other day though even though I haven't watched her in over a year

>>64769097
I do AAA gamedev from home- player accounts and that sort of thing- but that's not exactly a comfy job I'd reccommend to anyone else. I have a pretty comfortable position all things considered, but I stumbled into it on accident and I'm technically on-call 24/7.

the rare idol bump.

I can't believe Idol is dead

>>64773982
usually 3-4 times a week

>>64773982
Not dead, just terminally eepy.

gen3 girls should post something funny

>>64774143
I’d rather they post something cute.

Trust Korean woman?

Fuyo love!

>>64774143
chicken butt

Unironically what vtuber hire would save Idol Corp from certain doom? Gotta be an indie or graduated chuuba

Hypothetically speaking, where can one pirate the hard-degenerate stuff?

Hypothetically, unironically how do you cope with the fact that Yuko Yurei is BAD?

Yuyu got Momo into diapers.

>>64772385
I used to get them all the time, now I struggle for anything
Somehow Im doing fine with vdere though

>>64775807
I used to see an option to allow receiving gifted memberships on my old account. Then I switched accounts and I never saw that option popping up. Maybe YT is messing with the algorithms again.

Is Momo going to be ok

>>64776613
I hope she will. Even during the times she streamed more I rarely caught her live due to timezones, but she always seemed like a nice girl to me.

I miss her oh so much

(You no longer need to imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, 143-point autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

I need more fyuu in my life...

>>64772385
>Merun
Latino detectado, prro.

>>64776833
I think I might need less.

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

Sex with Eel wife
Turning big Eel sis into Mommy Eel
Having children with Eel wife
Being happy with Eel wife and kids

eel wife hates this
https://files.catbox.moe/g33tvi.png
https://vocaroo.com/1cfrjintlmhp

Rock sex

>>64778792
Rock ‘n Rolling Roca onto her back so you can watch her pupils dilate as she gets excited for what’s next

>sex with clown
>asks you to doggystyle her
>you get close
>something feels weird
>you pull out and a scarf comes out tied to your dick
>you pull more but its tied to another scarf, and another one, and another one...
>it goes on for a while.

[/spoiler]HONK HONK[/spoiler]

>sex with clown
>asks you to doggystyle her
>you get close
>something feels weird
>you pull out and a scarf comes out tied to your dick
>you pull more but its tied to another scarf, and another one, and another one...
>it goes on for a while.

HONK HONK
i might be retarded

>>64779918
>it won't stop
>clown stops laughing and starts getting visibly worried
>it keeps going
>clown starts crying
>she hands you scissors and tells you to snip yourself free
>blood starts gushing everywhere
>panicked, you accidentally taste it
>pomegranate juice
>clown starts laughing again

of course you're retarded you're here

fun fact poko in fillipino means "no fat chicks"

your so cool
yuko, stay cool

I want to pick Yuko up with one hand and slam into her little body. I want to rag doll her while impregnating her like a little slut.

I can't focus if I don't know when I'll hear her next.

>>64779875
>>64779918
Anon...

>>64781890
you don't have to call him out like that man

Shalom! Nikki is being cute today!

>>64782020
hey i didnt posted it with a picture

>>64781890
stfu

>>64782264
I learned to sing im hashem lo yivneh bayis to send my cute wife-to-be Nikki a soulful recording along with my ketubah papers to sign, do you think it will work?

>>64782969
suddenly I don't feel as dedicated to my oshi as I thought I was I hope it works, go get her

>>64783072
Todah rabah! You are cordially invited to our nissuin under the chuppah, Hakham!

Coni at 6PM? i won the time zone lottery

Pochifeet Love!

If you hadn't converted to Judaism for your oshi than what the fuck are you doing /here/?

looks like kino's back on the menu boys

>>64784194
Anon.. you can't convert to Judaism. You have to marry in to it. I'm going to marry Nikki, you'll have to marry Aviel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilokJm0PXfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilokJm0PXfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilokJm0PXfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilokJm0PXfU

Katta is live

>>64785033
רונות הירח שלי טובות משלך. לכן, אני הולך להתחתן עם ניקי!

>>64785154
זה נגמר. איך יכולת לעשות לי את זה

>>64786395
The Juna pixel footjob

Wanau

I love my ghost busting wife.

>>64786537
sex goddess

https://twitter.com/1TrueGoatfort/status/1736770141633872304
https://files.catbox.moe/7l6l4g.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/1wn2n8.jpg

>>64767982
This ghost busting brat is the goat.

Coni is live!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqwoIoOns3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqwoIoOns3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqwoIoOns3M

wait there are people that play games below normal difficulty?

>>64787733
Yea, game journalists and vtubers.

yay she using the puffs and clown nose

I still cant believe game critics gave Bioshock Infinite high scores with a laughably easy puzzle like that.

>>64787515
throat goat

i like nikki

you guys think coni is a woman?

>>64789002
What's a woman?

>>64789002
ew gross I hope not

>>64789002
I would become an anti if that were the case

Coni has a desire to live in a white american ethnostate

>>64789332
Based

yuyu piss
yuyu logs
yuyu snot

I love constance confetti

>>64789375
Forgot yuyu uterus lining

>>64789375
aka
YUYU PLS

>>64789375
yuyu flakes

Architects?

>>64789375
yuyu spit
yuyu sweat
yuyu stink

>>64789375
yuyu leftovers

>>64790326
whats going on im at work

>>64790996
coni said we all have to become 800 pounds so we can live in the cold places

Poko JOI when

>>64791174
not sure thats how it works
simple exposure and taking cold showers on the regular shifts your perception of cold and adjusts your metabolism to burn calories faster to keep your body temperature
a fit, mascular person will outlast a fatty in a cold enviroment

My wife

>>64791655
no actually in the future all humans will be 800 pounds and float in the sky

>>64792440
when everyone is fat, no one is
the future of architecture looks grim...

>>64789002
No way, girls are icky.

wa wa wa

I like when coni does her window wiping laughing

>>64791655
Seconded, since getting jacked I handle summer heatwaves and winter cold snaps easily.

I wonder how bland coni's food is if she doesn't use salt

Nikki is live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofaPo8SKb2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofaPo8SKb2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofaPo8SKb2Q

Yuyu's stinky pampers

>we have the... the thingy to do... the thingy
I love Nikki bros.

>the 3D pen is broken already without even using it once
Nikki...

>>64794416
>>64794028
idk about you by I like my jewesses extra retarded

Coni PLEASE piss on me.

I haven't watched Coni much, but Bioshock Infinite lured me in and she is really cute, I like her. Time to watch her more

>>64794925
Is this a ritualpost?

>>64794925
make 2024 the year of the clown

Did Momo leave for her break without saying goodbye or doing a final stream?

>>64795208
anon, she left for her break 6 months ago...

>>64795208
it appears to be the case

I hate bioshock infinite

>>64795576
bioshock midfinite

I love bioshock infinite

>>64795208
That's sad. She was cute.

bioshock infinite sucks

bioshock infinite rocks

>>64795727
MOM IS NOT DEAD
________yet__________

what procedure is momo getting done anyways

>>64795900
breast reduction to appeal to us better

bioshock infinite is vary talky

>>64795900
parasitic twin removel

I had to leave for a while; it seems Nikki managed to get the pen to work!

>>64795208
she just went out for milk, she'll be back soon(+3 weeks)

>>64796197
she already has kai and fuyo's milk how much more does she need?

>>64796178
yeah, she needed 190c not 100 to make it work

>>64795900
It's called pity money harvesting procedure.

>>64796263
Don't forget Juna's.

>>64796397
Momo is a good girl and I don't get how someone could have this line of thinking.
How is talking about her medical issues and announcing her leaving for a month basically last minute meant to get her pity money?

>>64796554
brap

>>64795900
Her gallbladder grew back and she needs to remove it again.
The poor girl's body is too fucked up, why does she need to suffer this much...

>>64796815
I can fix her.
t. Dr. Frankenstein

>>64796815
I keep putting it back in

>>64794925
If you like ASMR that makes you feel loved then she's one of the best

I know that 3D prints come out rough, but I really don't think they're supposed to look like this.

>>64795208
Anon she tweeted "hi", read between the lines

>>64796896
welcome to nikki rei channel

>>64796896
is she making a dildo or a bat

>>64795576
I don't get why it gets so much hate.
It has a cute girl in it, and the story is actually pretty good.
It's better than bioshock 2 imo

>>64796875
WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING ALL THESE GALLBLADDERS

>>64796966
both

>>64796896
I know it's not always her fault, but whenever Nikki tries to build her bat the results are always dubious.

>>64796896
yea... that is pretty not great lmao
>>64796975
NTA but because it fucking sucks and is pretentious as fuck
also because this video is funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg

>>64796975
Expectations were set too high, and the long delay didn't really help.

Deadbeats LOVE

>>64796996
from YOU
check your gallbladder right now

>>64797149
>>64797184
im watching Katta right now, did Coni run in to some spooky skeletons?

>>64796896
Yeah she fucked up somehow lmao.
If she uses resin it should look pretty much perfect

>>64797252
Yeah a wild deadbeat showed up.
I'm honestly surprised people actually subbed to her from Mori just cause she raided her

juañau

>>64797412
neat

>>64797454

coni says acab

>>64797412
i'm not she's great

>>64797532
you new or something?

>>64797454
this looks wrong

>>64796975
>limited weapon inventory
>a thousand remnants of half baked mechanics and ideas that were all once promised to be something greater (Elizabeth's powers, Song Bird, the zip lines, etc)
>completely linear level designs with very little exploring
>everything and everyone is just screaming at you 24/7
>no cool characters like Ryan or Cohen of Sinclaire, most are actively annoying
>time travel as a main story element so everything is pretty much retarded and doesn't hold up under scrutiny and the ending sucks
>no drill charge

>>64797454
I just woke up and this is fucking me up bad right now.

>>64797309
I can see it now
>Nikki buys a resin printer
>splashes in the resin with ungloved hands
>calls bonkers whiny because they keep writing in chat for her to wear a respirator
>complaints the whole stream about a headache and her nose running because there's no ventilation in her room

>want to make a bat
>end up with a club
Nikki...

>>64797864
>club
on brand since shes basically a neanderthal

>>64796996
Venezuelan prostitutes are really easy to come by, believe it or not

>>64797791
Don’t forget the pretentious holier-than-thou writing that Ken Levine has the gall to imagine as somehow philosophical or in any way profound social commentary. The only thing good about Bioshock Infinite is that the lust for Elizabeth accelerated SFM porn by years. DLC’s great apparently but I never bothered with it.

>>64797978
The cutest neandy there is. I keep wondering whether I should get a 3D printer or not. I have a friend I can rely on for some prints if I need any, but having one myself I could prototype some stuff way quicker. Decisions decisions...

Oh lol they changed the captcha settings again. Cute, they think that will stop the bots solving trivial image recognition tasks.

>>64798090
>DLC’s great apparently but I never bothered with it.
I'd say it's subjective. Worst issue with it in my opinion was you can smell Ken seething about Bioshock 2 all over it with how much he does to retcon it.

>>64798109
I think they gave up and made it easier for humans with the outline and obvious circle to help you line up. Bot runners just buy a pass anyways.

>>64797454

>Katta was reading arguments of people calling eachother SEAniggers on twitter
lol

>>64797978
>no cute neanderthal gf to hunt wild boards for

>>64798109
I mainly just want one to print a gun or seven

would you marry this?

>>64798447
Im desperate.
So yes. And I would do more than that.
I would love her forever and ever until the next big flood.

anyone got a
a nikki motherfucking rei ai sexbot model??

>>64798447
if i wasnt deeply in love with my own oshi, yes, easily
she is a very kind and sweet girl

>>64798447
Absolutely. She's probably the best wife material in idol and she's not even my kamioshi.

>>64798447
I like my foreskin, sorry nikki...

>>64797454

>>64797454

>soft honking ASMR
oh god please

Fuyo entices…
Such rich darkness at her core.
I need to taste it.

>>64798719
Sorry friend, the foreskin golem has already been sent to collect your foreskin, you only have a few days left before it reaches you.

I hate Fuyo Cloverfield.

I am indifferent towards Fuyo Cloverfield

I love Fuyo Infinite.

Fuyo Cloverfield.

>>64800561
is

fuyo infinite is vary talky

Frango Pollofield

>>64800220
>Fuyo
>darkness
She's got chuuni edge at most.

>>64800577
inside

A girl able to handle/babysit a bunch of 20 to 40 year old dudes while making them think they are the ones in control must have a bit of darkness in them.
I like it that way though.

>>64801131
As we've seen, the girls will end up separating their favorites out from the group and falling in love with them. They're not as powerful as you think they are.

>>64796554
I want to bid into Junas wonderful Ass

>>64801165
I got out-blackpilled... I kneel...

A femboy with a womb tattoo did Yuko's art for her MV.

>>64800804
I’ll sink my teeth in.
Let it flow free, stain my chin.
Then I’ll know how dark.

>>64797791
Okay that's fair

>>64798109
You can even print in material like silicon, so if you know somebody with a heavy duty printer you can make infinite onaholes

>>64801542
based?

you think coni carries onaholes in her purse to help you get off real quick?

>>64802261
Yes and they pop out of her cunny like a clown car

>>64802261
yeah, if she runs into a carnie when she's out, she rolls her eyes and says, "all riiiiigght...." before jerking us off in the CVS bathroom

>>64802308
>finish a hot baby making mating press session with coni by giving her a thick creampie
>she starts giggling
>an onahole pops out of her pussy filled with cum
>this repeats three more times before you are exhausted and she runs off laughing about how you still didn't get laid

>>64802346
this should be the norm for every idol

>>64802419
Using Coni as a masturbation tool is already more than she's worth.

>>64802346
I'd prefer she just let me have sex with her, even if I need a condom..
Or at least let me grope her while she masturbates me

>>64802419
this sucks and is still hot

>>64801254
Ano eto...

>>64802346
The sheer amount of sass she’d try to use against you, all while blushing furiously and avoiding your gaze.

>>64801813
Eh, I'll probably just stick with doing moulds like I do now.

lmao Nikki

>>64802977
she would probably shiver from being surprised at how much you came and how hard you hips bucked

>>64801542
In this economy you hire the contractors you can get.

I've seen more people discuss a Nikki stream today than in the past like 10 months

>>64801542
I'm gonna need pictures of said femboy and his wombtattoo

>Coni on one monitor
>Muyu on the other
thank you Yume mama

>>64803297
https://twitter.com/official_caelum/status/1736449690659369044

>>64803399
Based Kio lover.

>>64803574
I’ll occasionally see fat guys with a hip ratio like that irl and start to wonder how much modern life has fucked everyone’s hormones up for good.

>>64803574
Cute, might rape him later

>>64802888
cute eel

https://twitter.com/tapitapi1529/status/1712141809022087438/photo/1
in today's episode of art I found that reminded me of coni

>>64806212
holy sex

>>64806212
Should commission him to do coni

What did she mean by this?
https://twitter.com/nikki_rei_idol/status/1736874075115368469

>>64806366
https://twitter.com/tapitapi1529/status/1732561450827419659
I'm too poor atm but here's his skeb if anyone else wants to

>>64769097
>If its not just cyber security, what else do you do for your job with your skills in IT?
Senior SWE for a startup. There is some overlap with cybersec and devops.
>what courses/classes did you take?
I have no degree, but still learned the CS that I need. Broke into the industry by finding a job while still in uni and then quitting uni but continuing with job.

I highly recommend learning by doing - pick a simple project and figure out how to make it work really well and finish it. Bonus points if it's something you can actually use after. Random bullshit you make counts for more than you think. I got hired at my current place thanks to making a website for a wedding, even though frontend isn't my specialization - or part of my job description at all.

ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME,
FIVE
GOLDEN
RIIIINGS
FOUR CALLING BIRDS
THREE FRENCH HENS
TWO TURTLE DOVES
AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEEE

I wish more of the girls were like Katta and just really loved streaming all the fucking time

>>64807841
There's a reason Katta is boring and no one watches her. She streams all day instead of having a life.

I'm going to re-watch Roca's snackbox handcam stream. She was so sweet and lovely...

>>64807841
You mean like Coni?

>>64807907
>literally a 3 view on a 7 and a half hour stream of Dave the Diver
>nobody watches her

>>64807935
yea like Coni but without talking about dudes all stream

>>64807915
Charming stream indeed. She was in a very good mood.

>>64807766
Godspeed, little nigga. I always look forward to these

>>64807766
Where’s your clown nose Carnie?

>>64807766
I was about to say there's only 4 golden rings, but then noticed the 5th is tied to his bow.. very nice

>>64807907
Ok bonker
>katta is boring

>>64808495
sure dude go jerk off to her feet again

>>64808495(me)
If you think is a no lifer, what does it say about you?

>>64808602
I will
Stay mad

I thought this big reveal was so cool when I was younger..

>>64808795
same, it blew my mind and I got hooked looking up any media I could find for the rest of the night..

I think Coni needs to reload

test?
did 4ch died?

How much for the katta shit coated ass cucumber?

>>64808114
I was too focused on the rings and didn't notice the nose
also it's at a point where the number of things stops being accurate probably

Kattas been streaming for 8 hours? Damn

>katta raid
>first thing I hear is "she is racist not me"
checks out

I can't even lie, write better when donating
Buy tips like a pro, will support her 'til she's famous
Puppy feels so good feels like the kayfabe's off, ain't it?
You ain't gotta tell me I know this Puppy's top rankin'

This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Puppy's top rankin'

This Puppy's top rankin', got this Ponpup feelin' hypnotized
Close your eyes, new design, Pochi got lolified
I see your chest is flatter Pochi, that's the perfect size
And you can show it whenever, ain't gotta run and hide

Look like you tired, I suggest you take a nap or two
You gotta keep up when I send a thousand maros through
You think you're not it but you're second to none
Ain't came to play, I came to give this dog love

I can't even lie, write better when donating
Buy tips like a pro, will support her 'til she's famous
Puppy feels so good feels like the kayfabe's off, ain't it?
You ain't gotta tell me I know this Puppy's top rankin'

This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Puppy's top rankin'

She dropped this dance, and she's cute and she's funny
I gotta say I wanna fill up her cunny
Not just her model but her nature is stunning
Can't seed her womb so I will give her my money

This Puppy said she feels like she don't want to leave home
She's that NEET Puppy and my feelings be strong
Give me the link so I can watch on my phone
Then I can watch dog whenever I want

I can't even lie, write better when donating
Buy tips like a pro, will support her 'til she's famous
Puppy feels so good feels like the kayfabe's off, ain't it?
You ain't gotta tell me I know this Puppy's top rankin'

This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Puppy's top rankin'

I hope you're strapped for this incredible ride
Look at her hips they've got a hell of a grind
I watch a stream so I can relax my mind
And once she finishes I ain't gonna be fine

She opens packs and she gets a little change
I'm thinkin' about getting a tattoo of her name
She's just beginning but I'll stay in this game
Didn't have no teacher but this Puppy's been trained

I can't even lie, write better when donating
Buy tips like a pro, will support her 'til she's famous
Puppy feels so good feels like the kayfabe's off, ain't it?
You ain't gotta tell me I know this Puppy's top rankin'

This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
This Puppy's top rankin', I know this Puppy's top rankin'
You ain't gotta tell me, I know this Puppy's top rankin'

https://files.catbox.moe/sr5kxk.mp3

>>64806212
this is the pudge we like!

I heard Nikki Rei likes to fuck horses

>>64810218
yeah, me

i heard youko likes gaping anal sex with black monster cocks

Hey you, yes you, talent lurking in the thread. Post your fucking schedule already.

>>64810218
It’s true
My gf katta told me.

>>64810285
yeah, mine

holy kek katta..
Please soundpost that

>>64798523
>until the next big flood.
tsunami bro...

>>64810468
ill try and remember

Sex with Dog wife
Turning little Puppydog into Mommy Doggy
Having children with Dog wife
Being happy with Dog wife and kids

dog wife hates this
https://files.catbox.moe/qqt8sf.png
https://voca.ro/1gYRodaphIbw

>>64810322
Why are you even trying? It’ll be another 4 hours, at least.

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me
I want her to learn the power to open "tears" like in bioshock infinite so that she can castrate me in every conceivable way in every universe

Even though the thread might be slow you must remember that Yuko Yurei is BAD

>>64810930
at giving blowjobs

I have a sneaking suspicion/great hope that mozu started playing halo right after coni so they can do halo 2 co-op together

>>64811270
Are they going to have sex in an offcollab next year

>>64811297
yeah, with me

>>64811317
I think you got the people mixed up, you're supposed to be having sex with ME

>>64811270
That would be very cool

>>64811270
big if true

>>64810458
this got deleted for violating the 'no real life' rule and i don't know how to feel about it

>>64811731
then it really is canon

>>64811731
>>64811824
speaking of real life, im going to hell for jerking off to this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E9LB2S44aec
goodnight jewbros

>>64811935
wtf anon

>>64811935
Anon what the hell

>>64811935
uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>64811935
I'm not even disgusted, more puzzled, there are so many other things to fap to

>>64811935
you're lost.

>>64811935
it's not even a threat, he already did it

>>64812241
That's the worst part

>>64811935
You know what, I can see it, but you still need help.

Jewbros how did we fuck up on this one? Were we too busy with the counterattack?

>>64812675
>new ip
go back thread shitter-kun, not participating in your thread wars

>>64812675
she's happy now, everything else is irrelevant

>>64811935
Death.

>>64811935
you're no jewbro of mine

>>64811935
That's on me for clicking

>>64813189
but won't they still have the history of you deleting it from your history

>>64813312
The only thing that matters to me is not getting that kind of shit in my recommendeds

>>64813312
I think about this when I get the urge to do crimes. A bit of aggravated assault might be alright but if they look any deeper a jury would try to get me hanged.

>>64813893

hey guys what's going on in this thread?

>>64811935
W-what......

>>64814155
hey jewbro you seem cool check out this funny video >>64811935

>>64813388
I turned off my video history after going back years and pruning it along with my search history. Now I don't have to worry about fucking up my algorithm by watching something out of the ordinary. It's led to a much more stable and enjoyable selection of videos. Every now and then I get something I don't like and have to hit the "not interested" or "don't recommend channel" button but its pretty rare.

>>64814155
not much my good sir

>>64814228
I did this for a while, then went back to normal around a year ago and I think the algorithms are way better now. I found a lot of cool stuff I would have missed otherwise. Like Idol.

Holy katta beast

>>64814966
Never doubt my wife again

>>64815033
Uh sorry but she’s my wife. Maybe your girlfriend.

Future EN3 is premiering a cover in 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QZ1_tkaPX8&

Kek, saw Kiara's tweet and immediately thought of Coni
We share the same brain cell

>>64815733
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

>>64815733
and nothing will change

>>64815733
what in the gosh darn

>>64811935
based

>>64815733
coni...

>>64815733
No amount of delays or lack of them will stop the severely autistic TTS RP dipshits from derailing her stream. At some point she really does just need to be blunt and tell people to quit doing it and follow her damn rules she's had for a while now.

>>64815733
I can't even tell how she means this tweet, is she defending the negative impact on the stream by blaming it on the platform rather than the viewers for sending them?

>>64815733
LMAO
>>64816171
hurry up and get some fucking sponsorships already, aviel

>>64816647
Yes, because she wants to vent about it but can’t complain about her viewers publicly.

>>64815733
h-how does Coni know that Kiara is talking about her

>>64816876
I don't think Coni thinks the chicken is talking about her stream (unless she knows something we don't), she's just commenting on it happening in general

>>64816647
She's saying it makes things worse, when she does that thing where she stops talking to let it play but sometimes it takes like 5-10 seconds of awkward silence for it to even start playing. Still only a small part of the problem, though.

>>64815215
That was nice, but how come she ended up in Idol instead of Tsunderia 2.0 aka phase?

i like all the funny robo voices and stuffs.
is it bad? :(

>>64816992
>picrel
kek

>>64817093
Idol vs Phase is a smokescreen for the true battle: Cyberlive vs Tsunderia
Phase has two traitors, so we need two as well to even the field

>>64817134
yes
fuck you

>>64817134
Yes.

>>64817093
idk either fishman/slugma didn't want her or she wants what idol offers, maybe both

>>64817134
You like two chatters going back and forth about completely unrelated shit for 20 minutes straight via TTS while it interrupts Coni every time it plays? Yes thats bad.

Katta knows so many random facts
Her brain is so big but she is still silly

>>64817134
Very bad. Should get that checked soon.

>no new likes on the blind girl video
you guys are fucking heartless

>>64817390
>you guys are fucking heartless
I am not liking a video like that that was linked to me under the context of some guy jerking off to it are you fucking serious

>>64817624
but youtube will associate your activity together and give you a live feed update of whatever else he's jerking off to

>>64817734
this isn't me, but this.>>64813189