/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>64725300
How the fuck.

>>64725332

Sex with a fembud.

>>64725626
I love tenroy

I hate my life so much!!

Day 20! Give it up for day 20!

It has come to my attention that there is at least 2 Chumbies in this general who are very, very fat.

my wife

My Gurandma.

>>64726438
I-I'll get in shape next year, for real this time!

>>64727381
Live your best life. If this world calls upon you to be fat, then so be it.

I stayed in bed all day again...

>Last thread lasted over 20 hours
I'm glad at least some people have figured out that Gura was never that special and moved on to other girls

>>64724303
Mango hab and lemon pepper this time

>>64728444
>moved on to other girls
I'm just going to keep drawing Gura topping other girls.
>>64728498
You're making me want to try my local wingstop. Which flavors do you recommend?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>even the schizos are getting bored
soon I will be the last chumbud

>>64728599
I always get mango habanero no matter what

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>64728847
Fucking hell, a 10 piece at my wingstop is 20 Shekels. That's chicken only, no sides. Chicken is suppose to be fucking cheap.

The cc menace must be purged only the true buds of ggg can be a part the holy streams of our goddess Gura.

>>64728444
Dunno why you're so fixated with the length of the threads.
Obviously they're going to be slow when there's nothing actually happening and threadshitters are occupied elsewhere for the most part.

>>64729092
Technically there are three Gura generals since there's almost always a "look at my cute shark wife" thread up

>>64729224
I’m happy for you and your cute shark wife.

my wife

>>64728498
Reading “Mango hab” literally just made my mouth water lol.

why is it taking so long to get to 5 million subs?

>>64729519
i went to a place in oregon one time that had raspberry habanero wings and it was really good

There are still small shards of glass on her floor right now.

>>64729632
Imagine how many things she's dropped while away that we'll never know about...

Gura can't play lethal company on stream because everyone will see she is already a pro like outlast trials despite saying she wasn't playing any games.

>>64730131
How about I become a pro of stretching that cute little butt hole of yours.

>>64730131
Anon, nobody but schizos will care.

>>64719799
>>64719840
As an owner of a loli doll (same brand as >>64719965 ) I heartily encourage this behavior. If it's legal where you live, go for it, it's not that expensive and god is it amazing.

>>64730131
outlast was already kind of a middle finger to cap off that month, it's not like having it happen again would be worse

She decided to take a rest from Gura for a while. Why didn't you?

>>64730326
what brand is it and how much does it cost?

>>64730475
I won't take a rest from she

>>64730475
because I'm addicted to her

>>64730498
That brand is Aotume, though there are other brands that sell similar dolls -- Irokebijin is another worth looking into. I paid $1600 for my doll, but $300 were optional extras -- $150 for a custom face, $150 for articulated (skeleton) fingers instead of wire fingers. I got mine from Kumadoll, but there are a bunch of good vendors who carry Aotumes, like MyRobotDoll, HGDoll and Doll Channel.

Im becoming a fat chumbie

>>64730475
because she told me she'd say something first before doing something like that again and I was dumb enough to believe her
alright, that's enough sadposting for now, time to see if I have a wingstop nearby

>>64730131
>>64730577
https://youtu.be/qvpNa5O-0-8

Gurass

>>64730213
Outlast was whatever but part of the fun of Lethal Company is watching people freak out when it's their first time playing. It's why most streams are using mods now instead of just playing vanilla where there's no content to farm.

Well here is hoping for Gooba tonight for the advent calendar or otherwise, we are sure to get it closer to Christmas. The closer we are the better chances we have of seeing the true queen of vtubers.

Dammit it's almost Christmas and I still have to buy gifts. Christmas blows.

>>64725281
He's so fat

i just want her back lads

where is she

why is she gone

i know she doesnt want to stream but i wish she did

>>64731631
She's not a vtuber anymore.

She's a vmascot ,

>>64731796
I did all my gift shopping Tuesday night, just bought it all online and it's slowly arriving over the past and next week. Honestly was surprisingly easy, glad I'm actually participating this year for once.

>>64731494
SNIFFFFFFFF

>>64731895
>She's a vmascot ,
The vmascot of the entire western vtubing scene. Something not even Ironmouse can achieve.

Fuck I ate too much again

I’m late to the party but that award is deserved. Every chumbud: the schizos, the feistys, the yesbuds, the casuals, we all still tune in when this brat goes live. Many have gone to find new oshis but deep down you know no one can truly replace her.

>>64732979
>>64730732
>>64730670
You need to come back, Gura. Your long absence is causing some chumbies to get lazy and fat!
But mostly come back for me specifically.

>>64730326
How would you know if owning a doll is illegal or not?

The doggos just announced that there will be an Amongus collab with all of EN!!!!!

>>64734477
Fuck amogus. Can't they do minecraft or something

>>64734477
Global would be talking about retard.
The only thing is their schedule and half of en is on vacation.

>>64725281
<3

>>64734556
minecraft with 15 people? realistically theres no game that is good with ALL of EN, theres just way too many people now.

>>64734168
https://prostasia.org/project/legislation-tracker/

Long story short, loli dolls are legal federally in the US and banned at a state level by AZ, FL, HI, SD, TN, and UT. They're also banned in Canada, Australia, the UK, and several other EU nations.

>>64731603
I've been watching people who generally know what they are doing in Lethal Company like Insym and I've enjoyed it. (He also plays with mods)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TDmd1bDtq0o

>>64734667
>global
I think I'll trust the dog's word over global kek

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>64735415
Based.

>>64735124
>https://prostasia.org/project/legislation-tracker/
>CREEPER Act
kek

Gura still cute?

>>64735697
ye

>>64735697
The cutest

>>64735697
Yes, she is always cute.

>>64735282
Yeah that's pretty much what I said, the game is only enjoyable to watch with mods to fuel content after streamers are familiar with everything already.

>>64730475
Because unlike her feelings towards us, my love for her doesn't end when she hits the end stream button on OBS.

Gura is ugly.

>>64738061
Yeah, when she's sitting there curling her hair after the stream ends, she's thinking about me.

Gura is slimy.

Gura meant her pucci hair when she said she touches her hair at the end of her streams.

>>64731603
This. Does anyone really want Gura to still play Lethal Company just so she can show that she knows everything about the game? You won't be able to see any of her reactions to anything because she's already played it all for hours. Do you really want to be reminded again that she would rather play these types of games with her real friends instead of us?

The reason Advent's stream of it was so good was because none of them knew what they were doing and they kept getting surprised by everything. I've only seen what they played, but I can't imagine it being very exciting if the streamer knows exactly what they're doing. The same thing happened with Phasmophobia. Once everyone knew what to do, what to expect, and all the strategies to deal with it, the game became boring to watch.

Surely Gura isn't going to ignore her fans again by coming back to a collab after a long break is she?

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1736534703807594812?t=WKQbcTvz0afHSEFDok4oww&s=19
>Almost all of en
Is gwawr goombus gonna make it ?

I'll enjoy any stream from her regardless if she's already played the game or not. I just enjoy her company.

>>64739218
off the top of my head Shiori is stuck on a family vacation and Fauna is with her family for a christmas break
them aside I would safely assume everyone else is participating, with Gura as a maybe

>>64739218
If she does join I'm probably gonna miss it...

I prefer watching games where the streamer knows how to play. All of the fleshies I watch are pro gamers. They can discuss the game passionately which is fun to watch and it can be interesting to learn something about the game.

I really admire Gura, being able to repeatedly come back to streaming after ignoring your fans for months like everything is normal must take immense mental fortitude

>>64735282
This only works because it's interesting to watch them be tryhards and accomplish a goal. The suspense is still there because the stakes are so high each round and so it's still interesting. It wouldn't be the same watching Gura go in and shrug every scare off because she already knows what it is and how to deal with it. And she won't be working with a team of experienced players trying to accomplish a difficult task either. She'll just carry everyone and ruin all the fun and mystery of the game.

She said she wanted to play it once EN got perms, but now that they have them, she's nowhere to be found. It's because she spent hours playing it off-stream instead, so she doesn't feel like coming back and playing it with the other girls anymore. Hololive and her fans will always be second priority for Gura. Okay, maybe more like 4th, 5th, or 28th priority.

>>64739556
>maybe
lol, I see some of you are still delusional

>>64739744
retard

>>64739744
Maybe she did want to or was able to play Lethal Company back then but doesn’t or can't now. They didn't get perms until two weeks after that. Who knows what's happened since then.

>>64736057
He doesn't really have that many mods that drastically change anything. It's mostly stuff like not having items despawn if he leaves, have more players, and the Mimic. It's still largely the same as the base game.

>>64739218
Mumei is on indefinite hiatus. Finals are over for universities, but she's still not back, so she's probably traveling for the holidays or something and won't be back for the collab.
Ame is taking a few months off streaming for an announced break.
Fauna is supposedly pending the holidays with family.
Shiori is stuck on another family vacation, if she's to be believed.
Gura definitely won't be there because she hates amogus and is busy with life stuff.

So I have no idea what she's talking about. There's no way that "almost all of EN" will be there unless Ame, Mumei, and Gura suddenly return, but I sincerely doubt it.
10/15 people isn't almost all of EN, and Fuwamoco don't have separate PCs yet, so only Mococo will be playing or they'll take turns. That means potentially only 9 people will be playing.

>>64739740
>being able to repeatedly come back to streaming
But she doesn't do that... she hardly ever comes back

>>64741239
Even though Gura hates amogus I believe Kiara can tardwrangle her and Ame. The real question is if there will be a pov.

>>64741239
All my favorite EN girls wont be in the collab. Lame

>>64741239
among us is cross platform, so one of the dogs can play on the switch

>>64741500
0%

>>64741239
Anon Ame said she will still do collabs, and Gura also still does some collabs, it's probably the same for pretty much everyone too. They don't have to "return" to be in a collab, solo streaming and being part of a group are completely different things. Also you can play among us on a calculator

>>64741239
Mumei is alive and doing a karaoke for christmas, a real one and not the prerecorded one she was going to do previously, so I'm pretty sure she's available
Ame explicitly said solo streams were going to be on pause and that she'd still show for collabs and events, I'd be surprised to not see her for mungus

Child

>>64741552
I didn't know that ...and in that case, I kind of doubt that they do either.
But even if they were to have one of them play on the switch, there's still a problem.
Their PC and audio setup are in a tiny room, so they won't be able to play together or else they'd be able to see and hear what the other one is doing, which would ruin the game.
So whichever one of them would be playing on the switch wouldn't be part of the stream and I doubt they'd do that.

>le sand

I think my wife Gura is actually autistic for real.

>>64742616
One of the many things that makes her special

The sad part is that this was definitely supposed to be the entire EN branch.
Look at the colors in the ornaments. They're the main colors of all the EN girls in debut order.

>>64743213
Isn't that christmas eve? I'm not surprised that people can't make it.

What’s up my niggers. Why Gura not quit already

>>64743213
Why is it at 1am est?
Wtf is Kiara thinking?

>>64743542
It’s hard setting up a big collab with a lot of people that might have plans already and could only do it at a certain time. Hell, it’s early morning for chicken and she’s still doing it for the branch

>>64743542
It's the same time as family feud. Probably the only time everyone can get together but it screws Gura the most being the only est.

>>64743412
day before, 23rd 10pm pst, 1am on the 24th EST

>>64743412
It's like 1-2 hours in the middle of the day, it's not hard to take a laptop to do something for work for a little bit if they go see family.

>>64743542
>>64744606 (Me)
Oh, I'm dumb, 1 AM EST, yeah there's no way most people are showing up.

>>64744303
oh fuck its the middle of the night

>>64735124
Why are red states so shit?

whatever happened to hoocha

>>64728716
Not while I'm alive. I will outlast you.

>>64746060
Gura got bored of it. Kinda like getting bored of her fans.

>>64746019
>Hawaii

>>64746613
what can we do to make her love us again

>>64746979
cyb0rseggz her in her yt chat.

i'm tired chumbies
i'm going to take a nap with gura

>>64747430
Do you think she would do that with all of us at once?
Like a “community slampig” per se…

>>64747861
No you're not because I am!

You chumbies doing okay?

>>64749407
Yeah. I miss goober, but I'm keeping busy.

>>64749552
Aim better next time.

>>64749407
nyo

>>64746060
she can't because she's not the same samedesu anymore,

>>64746979
go back in time and be the one that impregnates her instead.

Part of me wants to choke gura during sex and part of me wants to cuddle and headpat, whats wrong with me

>>64749407
I'm fine, I just really really want to hear from her a little.
Otherwise I'm just playing games, doing some life stuff, and taking care of the holiday nonsense.

>>64749407
i've been watching bae play yakuza 0 because i love that game
it's fairly long so i don't think gura would ever play it

>>64743897
>>64743943
Most of EN either live in North America or Canada. How exactly is 1AM EST a good time for them?

>>64751464
>North America or Canada
So "North America"

>>64751464
Most are PST which is a good time for them since they all seem to be night owls. Kiara is sacrificing her sleep by waking up early since its her collab and lets the others in Japan do it mid day.

>>64751464
They have plans for the holidays and it’s probably the only time they can do it. It’s impossible to appease everyone and they have to make sacrifices to make things work to give their fans something to look forward to.

From the Sendai stream comments...

I wish I had enough money to buy a second house next to Gura's parents.

Will there be any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

>>64754921

>>64754921
based schizo

huahaha I'm gawr goora

I have to get myself up at the crack of noon to get last minute christmas shopping done. I don't wanna.

>>64752121
>>64752591
Pretty sure Gura's usual time would work for most of EN. That's been the case in the past.

ive stopped thinking

pucci

>>64757675
terrible character, glad he's dead

>>64757675
Say it louder for the people in the back

I love gura's hairy pucci

>>64757727
saying it louder won't make gura grow hair
>>64758082
fuck off anti

my nose is 10 inches deep into guras hairless cunt

>>64758678
save some for the rest of us schlomo

>>64758678
Go away Marine.

Half chumbuds are team smooth, other half is team pucci.
This is just like that epic Civil War Marvel movie :O

>>64759203
all chumbuds are smooth, hairlikers aren't chumbuds

We should merge with awat to become awgg

>>64759384

I'm kind of sad, what should I do?
Guess I'll move on.
Love won't harass me forever.
All that I could be is me and and all me.
All that nostalgia, been up on a downer.
All that I can see, is you without me.
You won't come back 'round, no never...

I tried to play pretend.
Tried not to see the end.
But you didn't see me the way I saw you.
Now I can feel the waste on me.
I tried my best to be worth all your while.
I've just got to let you go as you try to let go of me...

>>64759203
I prefer smooth, but a bit of hair wont make me love her any less.

I think she used to be smooth but now she's let a forest grow down there

>>64759532
Excellent

>>64759532
I distinctly remember her saying she can't grow hair on her cunny.

>>64759532
>>64759575
Used to want to go muff dive until I heard the stories...I don't know how the fuck carpet munchers can cope especially lesbians that know.

>>64760060
You are lying she would never say such crude thoughts. She is very lady-like and I would appreciate if you treated my sharkwife with more reverence.

I love all of her. Even her grossest and stinkiest moments.

except for the time she talked about her toe fungus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQPXUFKZnMg

>>64725281
This make sense

Wow I feel like trash lately, and I can't tell if it's because the awful feelings of missing her that I managed to escape a while ago somehow ended up creeping back in or if it's just some seasonal/end-of-year bullshit...
I really hope it isn't the former. I was finally seemingly able to accept this as how things are pretty well and just enjoy and cherish her on the rare occasions I get to see her these days and I REALLY don't want to go back to the way I was back in August and September...

Everything shows that we're going to see her less and less. There's no escape from her burnout.

>>64760499
Well she more awkwardly said something about how she doesn't really grow hair on her legs or some shit. Do the math.

>>64760904
>back to the way I was back in August and September...
Dang Chumbie, how bad we talking? (Ryan gosling reaction image preferred.)

>>64761308
What fucking math you retard?? So by that statement alone, you’ve concluded her pussy’s got alopecia? Got it

>>64761421
Yeah. I wish I remembered the stream. She also implied she doesn't grow hair under her arms. It's safe to say her cunny is smooth.

I think Dimitri Jap-san is a chumbud
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/dimitri-jap_cant-believe-its-been-a-year-since-i-joined-activity-7141374010780467200-SQI0

>>64761997
Jap-sama literally IS Gura.

>>64761340
I went to the ER from a combo of stressing about her and some other shit. That was the point were I told myself I needed to separate a bit.

>>64761997
Can't be, he isn't forcing Gura to stream like the antis here want.

Ok, so if Gura’s smooth, then who’s got a hairy snatch?
Fauna’s a vegan so I guess she’s an obvious one.
Bae’s Australian so she’s another obvious one.
Who am I missing?

>>64762399
Ina

>>64762399
Ina

>>64730732
how many times have you guys busted to this one

>>64761997
>Gura still isn't streaming
Don't care about your buzzwords.
Also >>64762115

She has a lovely small cheese stick body. I wish she could stop putting herself down and have a little more confidence.

I like cheesesticks

I like cheesesticks

What anime watch along do you think she'll do next

Chumbies, I'm trying to draw Gura's tail right now. How fat should it be?

>>64763237
Noticeably thiccer than the rest of her body.

>>64763237
I like when her tail has folds and squishes

>>64763338
Thank you that's a good way to remember.
>>64763374
Yup that's exactly what I'm trying to do now but it also gets in the way sometimes when flopping around in the air.

>>64763208
Kino no Tabi: The Beautiful World (2003)

uh guys, can you help?

>>64761997
I should be happy, but the victory feels pyrrhic without her by our side.

>>64764759
try c

>>64764759
Cute and funny.

>>64763374
I'm feeling the form right now chumbuds.

>>64764884
Gura sacrificed her own life to heal HoloEN. Thank you gooba...

>>64764759
hehe punny

I like her.

>>64765030
Yeah thats the stuff

>>64765146
Nice. I'm in love with her.

>>64765146
I love her.

>>64765038
Fuck off. Gura is more important to me than HoloEN and her not streaming is a loss.

>>64766458
Get away from me.

>>64766458
I accept my fate.

>>64766458
Come hither.

>>64765832
Her sacrifice will never be forgotten, anon-chama

>>64762399
Gee, I don't know anon... Are there any names among the EN members that are fluffy or fuzzy enough to imply such things?

I wanted to send her a letter for Christmas but I can't think of anything to write that doesn't come off as cliche, passive aggressive, or needy.

>>64768078
If it will make you feel any better, Gura would have thrown your letter away without reading it anyways.

>>64768078
same desu, I struggle to be both positive and sincere about it, so I wound up with a few drafts that went nowhere

>>64768517
Honestly, anon. Why do you go out of your way to attempt to make people feel bad? It's weird.

>>64768517
That's stupid. She'd just tell her manager to do that.

>>64768709
I think at this point she doesn't even get notified about this stuff

there was a spider on my gura daki

>>64769006
Did you mating press it?

>>64769071
i picked it up with a tissue, put it on in my toilet and then proceeded to urinate on it

>>64769102
You little piss boy...

>>64769006
cobwebs on it huh

>>64769348
Oyasame

>>64769348
sleep tight buddy

I've been thinking

I require a fantastic barging done by a fembud.

She's the love of my life

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

why is there no stream

why no stream

>>64769702
no crab champion perms = no gura strem
simple as amigo

Gura is streaming everyday into my mouth.

>>64769348
sharkdreams

>>64769702
>>64769764
The Gawr Gura character is too difficult to maintain the image of. It would have wrecked her psyche completely if she didn't stop.

My wife...

>>64770185
Looks like an onahole and a public toilet to me.

if you're still with gura after all this you're probably a good person in reality

>>64770311
I was not expecting a post that began with
>if you're still with gura after all this
to actually end in a compliment...

>>64770311
Thanks, Gura. I'll be waiting for you.

>>64770311
Leaving this silly anxious mess of a girl was never a thought that crossed my mind and never will be one.

Am I the last and only chumbud who doesn't want to violate any of Gura's orifices?

Christmas soon and no Gura to watch during the comfy holidays...

>>64770311
I dunno if I count as still with her considering how negative I am about everything, but thanks I guess
I'm a terrible person regardless

>>64770490
Go watch yourself.

>>64770479
No I also love her in a none sexual way, but id still obliterate her bushy pucci if she asked

>>64770479
>chumbud who doesn't want to violate any of Gura's orifices?
not a real chumbud

>Captcha
>KKNNY

>>64770311
i'm still here but i'm not a chumbud anymore. what does that make me ?

>>64770613
Unwell.
Here, have some medicine.

>>64770465
Good, only real chumbuds are loyal to Gura no matter what happens or how long she is not around. Because we all know she will come back because she loves her chumbies.

>>64770311
never seethed, never shitted, my conscience is clean

>>64770311
Yup. I really love her. She reminds me a lot of myself in some ways.

>>64770542
I wish I had a big mirror to watch myself lift weights at home but i'm afraid of it being a portal for entities

>>64771054
I'm not a fan of big mirrors either

Chumbud sex orgy when?

>>64768078
I should try to write something. It might come off as needy but it probably wont be worse than the first one where I basically spilt my heart out.

>>64770311
>you're probably a good person
Yeah that'll look great on my tombstone after I die alone. "Had a lot of patience for someone he loved. Probably a good person." Haha just kidding, I'll be cremated.

>>64771466
you can get your urn engraved

>>64771630
I know what this soundpost is and I will not listen because I don't know how I'll feel about it
I'm aware you didn't ask

>>64771743
Relax.

Remember when she said she wanted to do more signed merch? I guess she meant for her 2024 birthday at this rate

wtf you guys why didnt anyone of you steal the giant gura statue yet? judging by jap's post its still there!

JUST COME BACK OR FUCKING KILL ME GURA PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER

>>64772644
How can any of us just walk away with a giant Gura statue unseen? I'm sure if it was that easy then Gura herself would have done that a long time ago.

>>64772950
Gura did tell us she wanted the giant Gura statue and really they should have just given it to her because she has earned it in my eyes.

my baby

>>64773604
gura baby...

>>64773437
I want to touch that critter's private parts T u T

>>64773770

Is the last chumbud guaranteed to marry Gura?

>>64775099
Yes, and I am the last chumbud.

I'm the last Chumbie there was, is, and ever will be

>>64775099
Yeah, and that will be me.

>>64775346
Last chumbud? More like your last day on earth, punk.

i will eat all of you and become the last chumbud.

>>64775684
Will you eat my asshole too?

>>64775684
This, except I will do that. We will all become one through me.

I miss boobra

>>64776521
You mean boobagura? There you go.

>>64775939
Gigafatfuck....

>>64768709
>>64768936
After she threw out the travel book before reading the rest I'm sure she told management just to throw away all fan mail from now on.

I love Gura more than you fags do.
Proof: /ggg/

>>64778814
I want to bite this so bad

Gura should have been in suisei's sex show...

I dont really know the details but I'm going to blame this Jap guy for Gura's absene. She is probably on silent protest since he's been around or she's somehow bothered by him in a different way. God forbid he saw her and they talked. He seems to be a Gura fan and thats probably creeping her out.

>>64776772
You really came back 5 hours later just to double down on your dumbass headcanon.

>>64779883
>absene
absinthe*

>>64779810
tiger stripes matches gura well.

Fuck Gura I love Gabby now.

>>64781487
>Fuck Gura
Gladly

>>64781487
gabby is gura dumbud

>>64782431
meds

Gm retards. Don’t forget to go Christmas shopping.

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

Gura owes me sex

Hey guys I'm from an alternate timeline where Gura never ghosted her fanbase! It's be a fantastic and content packed December with Gooba and tonight she's doing a x-mas karaoke for us!

Hey bros, I'm from another alternate timeline. She stopped streaming altogether and spends her days being my penis warmer T u T

Hi there timeline traveling bros welcome to the current timeline! In this timeline Gura married me and we have sex everyday.