/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

first for shontoes

whore

i want to lick her chunny under the christmas tree

Shummy

shontoes

>>64645106
G!!!

>>64645106
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Passionate love making with shondo with her soles on my face while I thrust deep inside her

I love my gold digger of a wife

shondo in my arms while we watch christmas movies before i fill her shunny later

>>64645106
G
I love her so much and I feel guilty for doubting her every couple of months

>>64645106
GGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>64645106
G

>>64645106

keep trying shon the joke will land eventually

the vtuber awards is live now, when will shondo join?

>>64646803
she won't

>>64646803
ask her bro

>>64646817
so i suffered and felt like shit for nothing?

>>64646868
There's no rest for the faithless.

>>64646868
>suffered
unironically take a break, the only thing that shouldve hurt you was her saying that she doesnt trust us

>>64646988
Go back to discord casual viewer.

>>64646988
>the only thing that shouldve hurt you was her saying that she doesnt trust us
NTA but this left me relieved. She really shouldn't trust "us". If she wants to trust me personally she can but as a whole shondophrenics are untrustworthy.

>>64646803
shut the fuck up

its christmas be nise

>>64647127
This. I know how to keep my trap shut.

>>64646988
go back

GUYS CHECK THE AWARDS

>>64647383
uhh no

>>64647073
>>64647201
you couldve voiced your opinion and she wouldve cancelled it right away but youre too much of a pussy to say no to her
grow some balls

>>64647383
I don't think I will.

>>64647423
my balls are firmly in her mouth right now.
I said no to her you dumb nigger.

>>64647423
Not those anons but I wasn't there and she had a rant when someone brought it up so when was I supposed to tell her? Mid watchalong?

>>64647514
lol
>>64647542
if youre not there you dont matter, keep hiding on 4chin while i win

>>64647383
I have faith in my wife.

>>64647635
>keep hiding on 4chin while i win
You're behind me and falling behind fast ;)

she's afk now because she's gonna show up in the awards

I love my faggot of an OP

>>64647635
somnium, you have already lost
you are a faggot and a loser and that will always be true. dead shoggers have won more than you, you pathetic nigger worm.

>>64647635
>>64647775
I already won ;)
>>64647828
Nah, she's making rn.

>>64647940
>pyto
lmao

>>64647940
Who the fuck is pyto

>>64647127
She dm'd me saying I'm the only one she trusts.

embarrassing.

>>64647901
seethe
>>64647940
fat american hands typed this

be nise

>>64647974
me

AYO THIS NIGGA CANT SPELL A TF2 CHARACTER'S NAME

I hope she gets an interview at the awards, she deserves the recognition

>>64648030
kill yourself for Christmas, its the #1 thing everyone has on their list, especially shondo

no cytube this time?

>>64648030
fuck off you toxic pice of shit nobody wants you here

>>64648119
word up homeboy

>>64648051
>new IP
embarassing

>>64648143
the usual is up

>that little moan she does after saying go
she knows what she's doing with these countdown

>>64648132
>>64648145
you are doing this to yourself :)

>>64648030
guillotine yourself on live

>>64648203
Yeah I am retarded. Thanks. I was typing 4k.

>>64648311
c'mon be toixc in her chat if you want to win

>>64648311
ok pathetic loser, keep it up, youre only making yourself look worse with every post

>>64648312
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
GUILLOTINE YUH!

Why's the dialog so wierd in this movie

>>64647901
its not even me saying this kek

she really is awful to watch movies with

>>64649432
no its great

>>64649432
no its amazing

makes sense that she saw orphan after that one scene

Santa is real you fucks you heard her

>>64650059
we all did anon, we all did.
literally buckets ToT

>>64650059
>>64650893
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148204
this the right one?

>>64651157
yeah

>>64651157
yeah look up the seduction scene where shes wearing a black dress and red lipstick

>>64651382
why are you trying to spoil the movie for him

>>64651603
ok sorry just watch the movie and masturbate the whole time my bad

I fell sleep was muppet movie good?

>>64651779
yeah it was nice

>>64651779
yes

new thing to fixate and yell about for the whole movie

"santa fuck my mother and impregnate her"

>>64652669
Your mother is a hoe hoe hoe!

Wierd movie

will you ping me when die hard starts?

SHUT UP

>>64654216
sure thing

Santa is real.

Santa is real.

Santa is not real.

Santa is real.

>>64656617
get out

>>64656617
fibber

>>64656617
hang yourself nigger

>>64656617
prove it

>>64656617
MODS

>>64656617
you are a jew

It's been years of bad for the dataman, but whenever we can make the damn thing think of wife we feel good has been done.

>>64656617
Eat shit jew. Santa is legally real now

Is this a Christian movie?

>>64658098
yes it a christmas movie

>>64658098
Every Christmas movie is a Christian movie. Santa Claus is a Christian symbol.

>>64658240
>Santa Claus is a Christian symbol
lmao

>>64658240
Hes more of a pagan figure

Santa I want to have a baby with shondo please make it happen

>>64656617
snail this anon

>>64658240
>he doesn't know

(⸝⸝⸝w⸝⸝⸝) I love her

>>64658098
It does attempt to compare faith in santa to faith in Christianity. You can see that in the scene about putting your hand on the bible and saying they dont do that anymore.

I don’t mean to be a snarky neckbeard contrarian but that movie sucked nuts.

>>64660174
its a movie about faith in something no matter if its real or not
sound familiar?

Rating right now
Elf > 34th > Muppet
No bad movie so far

>>64660174
I think its okay. It's a sappy 90s kids holiday movie.

>>64660722
best watchalong yet

>>64660722
the only potentially bad movie imo is krampus

>>64661077
bad bad or campy funny bad

im hype for grinch and diet hard

hey anon idk if you’re around but I wanted to say thanks again for the Blade Runnner watchalong vod. It’s my favorite movie and it’s sweet to experience watching it with my wife

>>64661464
np man but i already told you before, thank the archive anons

also there is a spider scene in this movie? if so does anyone have the timp scared? im literally the shaking cat gif when there's spiders

>>64661961
yes theres a tarantula 2 or 3 times

>>64661961
yes there is. I don't know the timestamps

>>64661961(me)
idk how i wrote timp scared when i meant time stamp
goes to show how scared i am
Scared

>>64661961
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/236797

Ctrl+F "Spiders"

when I was a kid I looked like Macaulay Culkin and I had to do the “home alone face” to make my family laugh

>>64662409
thanks mate, love you *chu*

you will never be her oomfie

>>64662607
chuu~

>>64661077
Krampus is kino horror for kids but i thought it was pretty enjoyable. kinda like Monster House being "scary"

I want to lick her wrist too :(

he's kneading her pale thighs as we speak
im so fucking jealous its unreal

dumb whore says she isnt a mommy and then she does this right infront of us im tired of the lies
i want mommy i want mommy

I didn't even look much into the awards event before all this holy shit I can't believe something run so loosely has every award presented by some lame corpo shit

Otis is ruining OUR date grrrrrrr

bruh i was tabbed out of the movie the whole time and the second i tab in the spider shows up

son is being a lil shid

My autistic son making this an authentic family movie experience

she'll be a great mother

>>64667269
for my children

I will impregnate shondo

>>64667791
And I will impregnate you

>>64667436
nah, mine :)

Otis stop that

>>64667972
oh yeah? impregnate THIS *rapes you*

spray him with acid then

Just came to hina while imagining shobdo sitting and uncomfortably watching and mow I'm going to go to sleep for an hour or 2

somehow I doubt this cat is just immune to all forms of negative reinforcement I think shondo is just a pushover like in all other aspects

why is she not in our lap yet? :(

>>64672602
soon

I don't want to have to beg for the vod so I guess I'm gonna stay up all night

i will never understand why people like the most boring shitty japanese songs

>>64674213
thing, japan
I wish she at least still watched anime so I can talk to her about that

Are there really 6 more hours of hanging out or is she kidding

>>64674426
3 movies + zatsu

>>64674426
that's only counting the movie runtimes yes

>>64674426
how the grinch stole christmas 1:44:54
die hard 2:12:06
krampus 1:37:40

>idols also do music wtf

>>64674600
the 66 animated Grinch's runtime is only 26 minutes

>>64676560
its the jim carey one

>>64676560
thats not what we are watching

>>64676560
ok but look at the movie poster on the bottom right

>>64507233
wouldnt that be funny

i love her so much

me when i see wifey

>>64677296
that was a short sleep norbunni

i love her so fucking much

God I want to fucking touch her so much aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>64676985
hello tourist

>>64677426
hug your daki it helps

>>64677556
daki makes me want to eep i cant hold onto it for long

Grinch movie is kino. Excited for this one :)

Work fucked me up and I can't watch the stream. Has she been cute and lovable so far?

>>64677648
just give it a hug and kiss and put it away

>>64677685
she very cute today make sure to watch the vod when somone uploads it

>>64677685
yes. you'll have to find the vod because twitch vod is muted

>>64677685
shes been muted this entire time we have just been pretending know what she is saying to make her feel better

this scene is a metaphor for cindy getting molestered

>>64679112
>oh daddy, it was amazing

>>64679112
really?

>>64679112
the scene is actually a metaphor for me raping my wife shonshon

>>64679112
shes pretty sexy so i cant blame the grinch

>>64679584
fuck off dewd

>>64679584
not him :3

>>64679584
it should have been you

you're next dewd.

I'm starting to think she's not that funny

i want to push my erect cock into her warm pussy

>>64680229
>woman
>funny
pick one

she wants grinchs bgc

I need her feet on my cock man

>>64680836
she can be witty if she wants to be but the movie commentary is about the bottom barrel of it

sometimes i think she has tourettes. is that a symptom of her being schizo?

>>64683530
it's the autism, the constantly repeating what's on screen or what's said

I love my dear wife (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

You can hear the moment I inserted it

what are the next movies she is doing?

>>64686270
die hard
krampus

>>64654216
Grinch just finished Get ready

shondo stop you're gonna die

would've preferred the meme movie be left out so I could sleep reasonably early

Sex with Shondo dressed as Cindy Lou Hou

>>64686553
considering the rest of taylor momsen's career maybe that role fucked her up a little

>>64686613
cant blame em, you see that sexy little slut?

>>64686386
thanks shogga
big love

>>64686613
>5 days ago
what the fuck
https://twitter.com/taylormomsen/status/1734390211633684577

>>64686950
stay away with that disgusting flesh hag

>>64686950
LOL

>>64686950
interesting

>>64686950
what could she have meant by this

>>64686950
Okay this is epic

>>64686950
Erm what does this mean

Do not fall asleep, feet on the mic within the next hour

>>64687290
i wish

>>64679731
not him but also would shove my Ginchy cock into Cindy's Whunny

I’m tired, boss

>>64687616
get a cup of coffee brother

I need the shonsoles on my dome...

She just kissed my cock

she just topped me off...

I'm still waiting for the silly

it's already 6:30 am. i'm not gonna make it, bros... i have to wake up tomorrow (today) and do stuff too. FUCK.

I'm going to ask for feet on mic wish me luck...

>>64688003
dont worry she is gonna get really horny seeing bruce willis wearing a wifebeater

I am fucking retarded
What the fuck did she said
when is she streaming

>>64688316
no stream saturday for baking, stream on boxing day (day after christmas)

>>64688316
Wens Thurs Friday Sun Tues

what is blud waffling about now

this is just pandering WHERE'S THE SILLY

>>64688122
BASED

She never streams on my birthday

gamer supps add and then forced silliness I'm disappointed

>>64688763
Is your birthday christmas?

she learned how to do the white girl wasted bit

>>64686294
Thanks bro, got em both downloaded in time.

whats the lore?
did she RT some porn on main because she was drunk?

>>64689141
yeah

>>64689141
yes
she drank a small amount of bailey's (17%) and ended up drunk enough to not notice she RT'd porn of herself

I love her!

>>64689366
>namefagging

stone cold serious for the whole last movie, says she's sleepy still stone cold, does her little gamersupps plug, then suddenly the switch goes on wooo I'm so wiggly guys I'm slurring my speech now

>>64689469
she smoked that sticky ickey ickey during the break if you know what im sayin

What site do you use to watch along or do I have to torrent the movie?

>>64689366
>nameniggering

>>64689676
>>64633564

did nobody catch that she said she's gay completely unironically? guess it's settled. everything makes more sense now too.

>>64689819
keep your brainworms to yourself

>>64689469
you should just drop her she clearly isn't keeping up her level of perfection you require after 12 hours of streaming go fuck yourself

>>64689819
shes not, shut the fuck up retard.

>>64689819
dumbass newfaggot scum

Is DH really a Christmas movie?

>>64690100
it takes place during Christmas Smile

>>64689980
haha I ask that question, feeling proud of myself rn

>>64690100
>>64690205
it's aired on tv here every christmas and has for the past 20+ years or something. it's tradition

>>64689869
It's like saying that a square is a rectangle. She's bi, she's also gay and straight. It's not false

>>64689819
yes

>>64690234
yeah its a good way to shut idiots up immediately, thanks anon

>>64690290
you should send it to shondo after stream since she's the one who just said it, retard

I've drank too much gamersupps to keep going and now I'm feeling pain in the chest. Sorry for being mean to you guys in this thread and tell my wife I love her.

>>64690322
learn to open your ears you fucking dumbass

>>64690324
please don't die anon

>>64690324
Alright, I'll tell my wife that I love her.

>>64690359
why are you talking to yourself?

>>64690359
I think that anon just wants an excuse to leave.

>>64690465
yeah, what an embarrassing person

>erm
>hi
there, summarized 50% of the stream for anyone who missed it

>>64689869
who said anything about perfection

>>64691264
she growls sometimes too and then says Smile

great pickup line

hi
Smile
grrrrrrrr

Sex with Shondo

Her wild Shondo noises always give me tingles.

she absolutely has the tism and it's funny how much she gets angry at the thought

ROUTINE THREAD RAPE CHECK

THIS IS YOUR ROUTINE RAPE CHECK, WHERE WE (HUSBANDS) RAPE THE SHONDO EVERY SINGLE /SHON/ THREAD!

REPLY WITH RAPE TO RAPE THE CHRISTMAS SHONDO!

REPLY WITH GRAPE TO RAPE THE CHRISTMAS SHONDO AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AT THE SAME TIME ON CHRISTMAS MORNING!

>>64692227
GRAPE
R
A
P
E

>>64692061
She doesn't want to have every mental illness. lol

>>64692227
GGGGRAPE

>>64692227
GRAPEpassionately

>>64692227
GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GGGRRRAAAPPPEEE

Isn't it 8AM for her? How is this child still awake?

>>64692227
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!

AYO THIS NIGGA FARMING ON CHRISTMAS TREES

>>64692442
:)

She copes with the fact that she'll never be a mother by telling herself she'd be bad at it anyway, not motherly, hates babies but they're also cute but they're not cute but they're cute...etc depending on her mood. Mommyfags are rubbing salt in the wound. Total mommyfag death.

jesus die hard is such a boring movie

>>64692227
GRAPE WHILE LOOKING AT BOOBIES SO SHE GETS JEALOUS AND BITES ME

>>64692227
GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAAAAAAPE

minutely affirmation: I will impregnate shondo with my superior seed to create my perfect vessel ʚ(ڡ)ɞ

>>64692227

She’s so goofy when she’s sleepy

>>64692682
It has its charm but it's a little too long

whats your setup look like tonight /shon/

>>64693366
Same except movie small and wife big.

>>64693366

>>64693402
>>64693465
good stuff

>>64693366
I had the movie muted and was playing fortnite earlier

>>64693366
hope i didnt miss any censors
picture cutoff because screenshot software is shitty

im gonna lay down now and listen to wifey while watching the movie on my TV, snuggling my wife daki and getting real comfy
have a good night /shon/ I love shondo, and I love you and also merry christmas!

>>64693882
Merry Christmas anon! I also love shoggas. No homo.

>>64692227
GRAPE

>>64693882
gn

Wife answered so many of my maros except what's her Nen type & ability... goddammit! That's like astrology for shonenfags.

>>64694362
>That's like astrology for shonenfags
no its just for hxh fags, besides women enjoy shounen for different reasons to men

Have you been enjoying your date with Shondo, /shon/? \((>ω< ))/

Before your thread ends i would just like to pop in and say thank you to Shondo from the darklings for giving support for Nade.

>>64694571
I'm so sleepy I have no idea what is going on but I'm glad I'm spending time with wifey. I love her so much

>>64694571
yes, its been nice

gee shondo I wonder why you have trouble sleeping when you eat and drink caffeine two hours before bed

>>64694571
a ton, im getting tired tho

I need those feet on the mic

Is last movie good I want go bed

>>64695167
when it came out I remember the reception being pretty bad

>>64694658
i'm a darkling too so it was only natural
but yeah the husbands who helped are real ones

>>64695215
Bad movies are usually funny which means good time.

>>64695167
you wont hear her say i love you before ending the stream

>>64694658
Anytime

>>64694658
>>64695258
oh wait sorry i'm tired kek
yeah i'm really happy shondo helped her out too, made me so happy to see that. i'm glad you are too :)

>>64695167
none of the movies have been good, krampus is no exception

>>64694658
Shondo made me aware of her and I followed because she plays GBVSR
Hope her dog is doing fine.

>>64695410
ok, mr new IP

>>64695291
usually is a stretch, takes a certain kind of bad to be entertaining
can't vouch if this falls under that criteria or not though

What's the Japanese marriage related autism she was talking about during DH?

>>64694571
i'm hoping we can get a bit grabby. we're done eating the popcorn now dang it!

>>64695434
can't tell if you're actually defending the movies or you think i didn't like the stream

>>64695458
she can't get married in japan because they don't recognize her as mentally competent

>>64695490
You don't need permission to get grabby, you just need to be a man.

>>64694658
>>64695359
>>64695433
did I miss something? worth a qrd or nah?

>>64695525
im pretty sure she is fibbing about that

>>64695743
iirc her dog got attacked ba another dog that was off its leash and it somehow broke the dogs jaw and now she is raising money for the vet costs

>>64695743
Nades dog got hurt and needed to go to dog doctor, shondo showed support on Twitter and threw some cash her way, or at least someone donated with her name and a couple husbands

>>64695916
We're such good people.

>>64695881
>>64695916
ah i see, thank you.

She let us touch her tail guys we're so in

she keeps reading favorites.......

I like tht tail touching is her form of intimacy lately

she just sucked me off under the barrier

>>64696344
AYO SNAIL THIS NIGGER

I M A G I N E
this is canon btw.

my fourth hand is on her cunny

How many hands are below the wall

i love wifey so much

>>64696466
20

luv her ( ˊᵕˋ ).°⑅

I wonder how her orgasm noises would sound

>>64696628
Watch her first doom 2016 stream

>>64696628
You don't have to wonder, go listen to her pick her ears. I think that was 2 live ASMRs ago. She had an eargasm.

>>64696628
i wish the whore arc will give us this

YOU are like the hands guy from MHA.

i'm actually enjoying this film, might be Adam Scott doing some heavy lifting but i'm still engaged more than diehard or muppet

the generic wimpy husband of a karen is You

Good thing I'm not a pussy, little bitch, homo, gay-ass idiot.

>>64696871
If you were not a pussy like the rest of us you'd have a flesh gf and never would've married an anime girl on the internet.

>>64696686
I remember that but I don’t remember which stream it was

this scene is your average /shon/ user falling for the most obvious bait

>>64697017
fuck this is accurate

Last for my undying love for Shondo

Last for regretting all my antiing.

lol no

god i want those toes

>>64697845
You have the lamest fetish.

>>64697864
You're the lamest fetish

>>64697864
You like literal penis I don't think you're one to judge

>>64697915
Anon I'm not you.

whore

>>64697864
so true, shonpits are superior

Last for shonsoles on my face

last for licking the shunny

Last for just archive this shit already

All I want for Christmas is Shooooon!

Fucking shonshagger looking asses.

How do you lose track of this movie, it's just
>family doesn't get along
>kid makes wish
>holiday themed monsters attack
>gets put in snow globe for monkey paw wish

Owari da...

wasn't worth staying up for krampus she was gone already and not silly gone
vodwatchers she was only really silly for before and during die hard

also "this was supposed to be a short one" like you can't add movie lengths together, silly ass shon

>>64698601
Yeah I think thats the worst movie we've watched together yet, there wasnt even much to rip on it was just boring

thank you for the high quality threads anons goodnight <3

>>64698601
real husbands spend time with their wife no matter how she feels but if you're just a fan I get it.
>>64698643
you think she can?

>>64698690
yeah... high quality

>>64698689
I told you sometimes things are just bad and it's not even enjoyable

>>64698690
goodnight

>>64698643
She did, and got 12h instead of 16

best movie?
for me its die hard

>>64698772
Elf because of his autism.

thanks cytube anon even though you're boycotting this thread over her choosing to spend the entire day with us

>>64698772
elf

>>64698767
She used 1.50 when adding it up instead of 1.84 when a movie was 1h50m

>>64698803
he's a big baby but I appreciate his service
thanks again, cytube anon