/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

it's just embarrassing at this point, I can't believe there are still chumbuds

Gurass

>>64580836
True. The real chumbuds became chumbies already

Sex with a fembud.

>>64581499
*my wife

>>64580846
Based Gurass poster.

I hate my life so much!!

Day 18! Give it up for day 18!

>>64581639
my post

shart

is that the statue of litter bee?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>64583053

>>64583135
Me in her mouth

Gurass

>>64584149
taste check

I used to be an atheist, but then I found Gura. Amen.

>>64584333
Samen.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

my wife

>>64584333

I am hungry

>>64584149
SNIFFFFFFFF

>>64580836
It's beyond pathetic, I have a hard time believing it isn't just a bunch of really dedicated falseflaggers.

Gura forgot her advent video....

>>64586879
Proof?

>>64586879
No she didn't retard it was Ina

>>64586972
Proof?

>>64586992
Kiara kept asking Ina to DM her

>>64587120
That's circumstantial evidence, not proof.

>>64586972
Ina already did hers

Gura is in control

>>64587184
So did other members. Gura will just have one half assed video that she probably recorded a weeks ago

gura baked bread today

Gura had sex today. Yeah, with me

>>64587443
I made this post.

I will put a bun in her oven

GURA BELONGS TO ME

>>64587636
>>64587509
>>64587443
All me.

>>64587378
yeah, I put a bun in her oven, now she's baking it
>>64587443
>>64587509
>>64587931
>>64587636
literally all me

She's probably laughing at us right now while she christmas shops for him.......

At least there's a Myth song late this month. Rumored to be Dec 30.

>>64588315
>Listening to Mori sing

>>64588223
yeah, for me

>>64588315
Anon, that is a placeholder on holodex. There is absolutely nothing to confirm a date.

Enjoy your last days of freedom, Gura, before you're locked away in the IVORY TOWER OF STREAMING where you will be forced to slave over a hot PC for the rest of your life.
btw, I read The Neverending Story when I was 10 since it was one of the few real books the school library had, and now that you're 10 I think it's a good time for you to read it if you're looking for any more books.

Gura's whining is the only whining from a woman that I can handle

>>64588223
>while she christmas shops for him
What's the point of even fantasizing about this scenario? It's so obvious this is your fetish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwwLHwg0Hmc
when are we gonna do anime abridged watchalongs?

dloow I kneel

Has someone make a Gura edit of this?

>>64589560
you mean this?
https://youtu.be/jJKdzTb10J0
but what happened to the muse dash stream? it's clearly not every stream!

Mom found my cumsock that I'd been using daily for like 4 months...

>>64590300
are you 15

>>64590380
Mid 20s

>you can remove friendwithu Gura's penis hat
>entirely separate piece
Truly incredible plushie technology

>>64590935

It's seems to me Gura pulled the equivalent of meeting you at a friend's party, awkwardly acknowledging she's stopped calling or taking your calls, saying it's cause she's been busy but always nice to talk to you, then proceeded to never call or pick up calls again since.

>>64591624
Every get together my friends host lacks women for me to interact with.

Stupid dumb cute girl can't even fully grasp just how much I just want to hear from her!

>>64591747
Let's be honest no one thought you ended up here otherwise.

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>64591624
she's just like me fr

I wish Gura would have played through Yakuza 0 I'm once again enjoying watching Bae play through another game I like

I know she sang Bad Apple a few times during Karaoke but she never sang it on stage right? I don't remember her doing so, but I think it would be fun to see.

>>64580789
GURA NO

Will there be any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium.

The Tokyo Wabisabi Lullaby shit is gonna end up with like, 5 entries

Maybe this will give Cover a kick in the ass and make her stream because her fucking retweeting something generates no engagement, she's gotta talk about it

>>64593905
Anon people don't care because the reward is a fucking wallpaper. Almost no one cares.

>>64593905
They even made another tweet on the main account that got no interactions.

>>64593999
I FUCKING CARE. I WANT THE WALLPAPER BUT IT ISN'T GOING TO LEAK

>>64595283
Then make an entry and win it. Should be easy since there's so little competition.

>>64593999
People do this sort of shit for free. It's just cratered engagement, not the holobase suddenly turning picky about adding a fucking song to a video on tiktok

>>64595715
It's not. Shut up and stop making fun of wallpapers. You probably don't even use a Gura wallpaper.

>>64580789
Gif version

>>64595762
People aren't turning picky, I've seen plenty of fanart from the MV already. It's that people aren't gonna out of their way to format their stuff to fit whatever Cover wants for a silly wallpaper. There are hundreds of good Gura fanart images that make good wallpapers, it's not really much of a special reward even being exclusive.

>>64596021
look at me, scuttling around

You guys know that one Chumbie who wouldn’t stfu about the After Dark Mr. Kitty song?
Is that dude still alive? Just wondering how they were holding up.

even if I wasn't sad, even if she was around giving us the best christmas ever, even if the lovenest became real, I don't think I could be arsed to join a wallpaper competition

>>64596186
>he uses unofficial wallpapers

>>64596669
Even the chance for a private voice message from that hololive quiz thing was more enticing, and you had to pay to try and get a perfect score on those
>>64596794
>he's a retarded gray who doesn't have her official wallpapers.

Child

>>64596850
I have all of them and they're my only wallpapers

I only use the wallpapers Gura commissioned for us, I have them change automatically every 30 minutes

>Laassst Gurass, you gave me a fart
>And the very next day, I brapped it away
>This yeeaarr, while ignoring the queers
>I brapped it for someone special
you! Merry Christmas Chumbuds :3

>>64597552

>>64597552
cute

Do we really know Gura Gawr?

>>64598956
Such a good question. THESE are the things we must discuss, brothers.
Come, all Chumbuds, and join me here in circlejerk, as we deliberate during these most trying times.
May God have mercy on our foolish souls. Amen.

Is Gura a fembud?

Goddamnit I seriously love this tiny retard.

Gura's not included in the planned roster for 12/18 Lethal Company collab

>>64600326
Stop calling her retarded before I fuck you.

>>64600436
legit? not surprised but still a bummer

>>64598956
Can we say we know anyone in EN? Seriously asking.

>>64600718
apparently the current plan is CHaD + Bijou

>>64600748
maybe Mori and Kiara, they're incapable of holding anything in and have incredibly public and transparent side accounts, but even then that's like 20%

>>64600436
crazy almost like she isn't interested in this job anymore or something with how little she acknowledges, interacts with her fanbase

>>64600806
>chad
nasty

>>64600748
We know that they don't want you in their personal lives.

>>64600916
I'm glad she isn't in that collab.
I'll wait for the gurame kino

>>64601045
y-yeah

>>64601045
Ame died tho

>>64601043
Or me for that matter. Vtuber fans really are a miserable lot.

>>64600806
awful

>>64601045
>well im glad she isnt streaming
this is what we've become, chumbuds. we've convinced ourselves that this is actually what we want lol

fuck. i really need a new oshi, this is toxic

>>64601225
I hesitant to watch a stream with mori and deadbeatprime

No Gura on the 18th
Lethal company - Mori IRyS Bae and Biboo

>>64601270
you can quit falseflagging now "chumbud"

>>64600748
yeah? pretty much everyone, the act dies quick
yes, even Gura, being abandoned and her handwaving it like it's not a big deal burnout hobbit dave the diver huhaha doesn't change that anyone who was watching her from the start knows her pretty well by now, even if things have changed very much for the worse

>>64601310
What?

>>64601379
>for the worse
It bothers me when people say this shit, because from all appearances Gura's life is going great.

>>64601298
scroll up, blindbud

>>64601225
Yeah, I’m glad she isnt streaming with mori and deadbeatprime

>>64601536
of course it is. she her millions playing anime girl on the internet and now, undoubtedly, has multiple passive income streams (never forget the markup on merch is several hundred percent) and no longer needs to work.

>>64601536
firstly, we have no idea whether she's doing better and living the real life dream or if she's going through some shit and clamming up
second, it bothers you because you're the archbishop of autism and should be able to infer that I mean on this end without me tattooing it on your balls as a reminder

>>64601782
You don't know whether her life is going well or not and shouldn't be saying things are for the wores, agreed.

>>64600748
Kiara. She tells us all about herself. The Brap reaper is pretty open too. Actually all of Myth have shared a lot about their character.

>>64597552
Thanks Goobert

>>64602036
I stand corrected, you are the pope of autism
I hope you get a sick hat out of it, at least

>>64602036
She's rich. I don't give a fuck if she's a little sleepy she's a goddamned millionaire for sitting in front of a microphone while I have to slave over the stove all day.

>>64599445
AMEN, HALLELUJAH

>>64602202
stop bringing your retarded MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN YOURSSSSSS shit in here, nobody cares manchild

Why do chumbuds hate everyone

This thread is only good for cunny. Where's the cunny?

>>64602352

>>64602540
Arigato

>>64602292
I'll kill you

>>64602777
You gotta stop seething wagie

>>64595818
nta but I use the gothic lolita members wallpaper, plz go win contest and leak the wallpaper.

>>64602951
I'm not entering the contest. Not even a wallpaper which I crave is enough to get me to make content.

>>64602777
For defending my oshi? Am I supposed to cheer on the local hobo for attacking her like some chumbuds do? It's not like I have much of a choice here, it's part of being a fan. Read the terms next time.

None of you even have a long enough penis to pleasure her. Gura is for me.

>>64602307
what no Gura for months does to a person

>>64603367
You have a small floppy girl penis.

>>64604306
Are you done seething? It's not good for you. Not good for anyone really. Just eat some good food or something.

>>64604561
That was my first post of the thread, I just thought you sounded like a pussy is all.

>>64604756
Because you're probably an immature bitch who blames everyone else for their problems in their life

>>64604879
>>64604561
>>64603367
nta but this is classic projection, have a drink of water you fat fucking loser. our goddess abandoned us and we're all allowed to hurt in our own way

>>64604987
Gura is doing her reps and so should you anon.

>>64604987
you can phrase it however you want but in the end it's just a matter of whether you're acting like antis or not

She's the love of my life

Yeah, mine.

Gura cute?
Y / N

>>64605545
the cutest

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>64604987
I wish you'd abandon us completely.

>>64609259
I will tame this cat brat

if Gura's having sex I hope she's having fun and not being taken advantage of

>>64610238

>>64605545
Y. Not even a fair question.

>>64610238
Maybe one day you'll abandon your cuckold fetish.

>>64610458
i love her and my biggest fear is that someone could be taking advantage of her
the world isn't a just place

I ate wingstop yesterday but I've been craving it more lately. I can't help myself chumbies

>>64610660
one time i made a whole bunch of wings and then ate wings every single day for a week or two
now my mouth is watering

>>64610786
You got me hungry now chumbie.
I definitely need to eat big tomorrow

>>64610660
the wingstop fries are goated

Why do short girls universally get teased?

>>64611508
because they're short

>>64611508
They short, they cute. I want to pinch Gura's little cheeks and call her a good girl.
Then mating press.

my mom makes fun of me liking gura to all my relatives

>>64611508
It's fun to bully cute girls

booba?

>>64612481
Hopefully its all in good fun and they aren't doing it maliciously

>>64612917
I want to smack Booba Gura's booba

T.me/MitraThret

>>64612481
my mom saw my gura nendroid and called me a girl

>>64613435
Oyasame

>>64613435
Sleep tight buddy

>>64612481
>>64613279
One time when my mom was over she saw one of my Gura acrylic stands and asked if she was my girlfriend. God I fucking wish. I don't think she realized she's a vtuber though.

https://youtu.be/9t9NeIa2u5I?si=k1BPDTrVLcArxXHd
More songs where Gura sings about being a young girl in love

>>64614034
I wish she still did that with us

https://youtu.be/sTPH307C9Tc?si=Q-m7eASazubmO59d

>>64614403
really fits the current situation

>>64612917
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

Gura will come back and begin Atlantis.

maybe the real Atlantis was the friends we made along the way

Who here are also chumbies that have been here before EN1 was even a thing?

>>64617315
I watched a bit of kizuna ai and then translated JP clips (mostly koro-san). I didn't consistently watch chuubas until myth.

>>64617220
what if i didn't make any friends

>>64617315
I used to watch kizuna ai quite a bit and really liked matsuri

>>64617414
create your own tulpa

>>64617315
loved suisie's singing and watched clips before myth mostly

What's the "stuff"?

Gura please wake up and say something to your chumbies! Me specifically!

>>64619651
butt stuff

I bought a paperback of the hobbit while I was out touching grass

>>64620566
I don't like touching grass much. It feels weird and it's full of bugs.

Marika seeds are getting announced if you want to see where gura ends up in

>>64620721
not even got to the konbini around the corner?

>>64621296
Cute and eroi

I really thought I had opened /ggg/ by accident while checking twitter
https://twitter.com/giveitupfor15/status/1735700347946225670

I just need her so damn much...

>>64623431
CORRECTION NEEDED

>>64623042
That's my real girlfriend.

>>64624106
My daughterwife can't be your girlfriend. Don't lie on the internet.

>>64624106
>>64624848
I am sorry but that's my daughtersisterwife

What the fuck, I just read the word "Guard" as "Gura'd". I think my brain is trying to tell me something.

5 seconds of every stream on Gura's channel. Excluding member streams. I shouldn't have watched thud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=5CQRKP9P6YbXo_7g&v=jJKdzTb10J0&feature=youtu.be

Chumbuds fighting off generic hoes, waiting for Gura

>>64627078
>shark tail
that's not a chumbud that's Gura

>>64627078
I thought chumbuds were supposed to be fat ojisans. Why are they always buff when seen in the wild?
Are /fit/ people into cute and funny or are chumbuds just an anomaly?

>>64627624
The normal chumbuds are terrified of being seen and don't show up on camera, like their oshi.

Where is she

>>64627624
high T = attraction to cunny

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

I saw her play Lethal Company. They tricked her into touching the ding ding thing. She screamed. Not as fun as advent collab, but still

>>64627624
>Are /fit/ people into cute and funny
Definitely. Like Loli Requiem is beloved by normies, but they'll never publicly admit they're lolicons

>>64627078
Repsbud...

>>64631594
God I wish that were me.

>>64631594
Why is Gura red

"See you next year" was true lol

>>64631879
Because that's gawr you foolbud

>>64632378
But Gawr is Gura?

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby.

>>64632641
>>64633415
meds, now

Remember, 2 more days until Gura announces her solo album

>>64631885
Yeah, it should have been "See you next year except for a collab or 2 with Ame and a mandatory shill stream."

cheesestick

PLEASE post lewd guras

>>64635033

>>64635033

>>64635488
this is more like it, thank you

>>64635113
uoohh i can almost see up her skirt tut

Why do we have two generals for someone who doesn't do anything?

>>64635701
schizophrenia

>>64635033
https://twitter.com/meweeze/status/1698855288512905218

>>64635701
because she's the best

>>64635701

>>64580789
Gura just won a match in LOTB2.

>>64636183
that's perfect thank you

Where goob... ;_;

>>64635701
she's a big shark

Please post ugly Guras.

>>64637201

dang, so the only christmas we'll have ever spent with gura is the 2020 one, huh

>>64637342
>he doesn't know about the tier 3 member christmas stream last year
>he didn't get to say "hi" to Gura's family
>mama shark didn't call him cute
NGMI

>>64617220
>maybe the real Atlantis was the friends we made along the way
Gura most likely wanted to settle the HoloEN contract negotiations with management before starting to work on Atlantis. This may sound like copium but she was finding every reason to delay construction. Ame going on a solo stream hiatus for the next few months while she waits for something that is taking forever does indicate there is a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes.

Slow day for hololive huh
Gotta find somethin to do

I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

I heard she's streaming today actually.

>>64638319
she's streaming every day, actually

>>64638058

I wish we'd still get some borgar tweets or something

I don't get how management has been unable to convince her to at least try to keep the fanbase alive and engaged, streams or not

>>64638354
Imagine if she actually was streaming every day under a pseudonym and we were none the wiser.
>>64638580
Her fanbase isn't going anywhere. She comes back after a month off and still has 30k concurrent viewers.

Gura is bisexual

>>64638718
yeah, with me

>>64638580
Management hasn't been doing anything at all. They don't care how her fanbase feels. Someone should tell the morons at Cover "managing" her that this stiff is important.
>>64638616
That's not indicative of anything and Cover should still care about how the talents fanbase feels.

>>64638992
*that this stuff is important

>>64638992
>Cover should still care about how the talents fanbase feels.
All cover cares about is making money.

>>64638992
Cover is very incompetent in my eyes, they just look better than all the others because they aren't constantly shitting themselves.

>>64639122
If anything Cover would be better if all they cared about was money. Making a fanbase happy would make them more money which they don't care about because Cover is stupid.

>>64639122
>All cover cares about is making money.
If this were true, the first gen of Tempus would have been the ONLY HomoEN gen, and we'd already have EN4.

>>64639246
It's funny how Cover being generally completely incompetent and needing to be change was a common sentiment before 'insert other vtuber company bad' talking points lowered the bar and made people double down on being Cover shills. Not to mention Cover can just deflect any responsibility to the talents themselves. It's really scummy.

>>64638992
Why do you care about what management wants? Go watch the Hololive official channel or something.

I can't wait to hear her in the advent calendar

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

>>64640965
I started using hunting horn in monster hunter so I'd say so.

>>64619651
She was getting death threats and her real identity was comprismised (maybe)

>>64638580
Bro she can't even like some fanart. The idea of "being Gura" causes her to stress out.

>>64641616
Don't see how ghosting her fans for months would help with that.

>>64641712
Not sure how it's suddenly more stressful now than it was back then.

Why not give the manager permission to like whatever cunny art they want?

I haven't left bed all day.

hey what the hell happened
why have we been made whole with the other side of 4chan again?
is this a sign from gura?

>>64638718
You had me at sex

>>64642099
The manager can't be bothered to do anything other than retweet and like certain promotions.

>>64642099
because they're not creepy weirdos who are comfortable with skinwalking, thankfully

Why is the thread so dead these days

This is your daily reminder that the anti-threads are getting poorer and poorer. They are trying to diversify now, and that means running on copium fumes.

Meanwhile, cute shark is still cute!

>>64642032
>>64642032
Have you ever been dooxed online?
>name
>surname
>location
>private information
All of them leaked what would you do ? Hide is obvious answer. And holofag company not forcing her to stream proves my theory that she is being doxxed

>>64643097
I'm fucking goncerned again

>>64643097
>>64643159
All of that was leaked at debut newfags

>>64643097
Live in a shithole country no one cares about, problem solved.

>schizo at it again

>>64643179
She was doxxed by schizos and it didn't involve her directly like she didn't have no idea but right now something is forcing her to not to stream .

>>64643367
>something is forcing her to not to stream
yes, her inability to give a fuck

>>64643367
English please schizo

Her not communicating with her fans on Twitter or even to her members is way more a sign that she's ready to just walk away from hololive than her not streaming.

The low threshold and not even bothering to type a message to those who supported her toward the status she achieved. She could type the most generic messages ever and fans would accept it as a sign of love. I've never seen anyone throw away a money-making career this way before.

>>64643429
I bear no affliction of schizophrenia, esteemed sir; however, I feel compelled to inform thee that a multitude of proofs do support my theory.

Not this again

gura tonite

fatfuck

>>64644445
gura every nite

>>64643367
>but right now something is forcing her to not to stream
The months of "health" breaks the previous winter might have been forced but do you really believe Cover wants her to be missing for a second winter in a row? Management won't even clean up the troll comments on her Youtube channel which is a sign they are furious with her. Gura almost certainly has reasons for the solo stream hiatus but has no problem with collabs and sponsorships.

I’m praying that she is safe and happy right now

>>64644467
more

thread's now 24 hours old
wonder if this is the longest it's lasted

I was planning on getting up earlier today, but I ended up sleeping in instead.

>>64644574
>Management won't even clean up the troll comments on her Youtube channel which is a sign they are furious with her.
how so? that only makes me think that cover doesn't give a shit and reinforces my believe that they are incompetent.

>>64644947
Definitely not.

>>64644574
She being doxxed is highest probability right now.
Maybe she will be forced to have christmas stream or any kind of stream for that matter.

>>64642416
I didn't get out of bed until 4pm my time...

>>64644959
You probably just needed the rest.

>>64644997
Incompetent? No
They are very strict with deadlines And management

What da chumbies going to do today?

>>64645155
How about I doxx your asshole with my cock

The real secret is that I abducted Gura last year during her first "health break" and have been impersonating her ever since. I've been attempting to leverage my new position as "Gura" to seize total control over HoloEN for my own purposes.

>>64645822
Protect , serve and worship gura

>>64645822
I guess play video games and watch various Youtube videos while thinking about Gura. Always thinking about Gura...

>>64645822
clean

Darkmaze is back in the thread.

>>64646377
Powering up. Protectron on duty.

>>64645638
They are absolutely incompetent. They've proven that time and again.
>Strict management
They barely do any management. They just add layers of pointless restrictions to inconvenience their talents and call it a day.

Please call me Darkmaze.

>>64647625
I am more of a sentry bot but protecttranny is okay too i guess

>>64647961
Where's your shark hat?

>>64647866
Retard

I wonder how she smells right now...

Advent calendar tonight!

>>64635488
>>64609382
>>64602540
what is this body type called?

>>64647961
I used a protectron because you said "Protect, serve and worship Gura" the Protectrons catchphrase is "Protect and serve."

Please call me a retard.

>>64649596
Darkmaze

>>64649508
my wife

My Gurandma.

No one will be there to save you
And no one will be there to let you know

>>64650398
My gurandma, my daughter, my wife.

why are schizos always attention whores?

She's going live in an hour and a half with super mario rpg

>>64651360
No, somebody stop her, she'll burn out completely

>>64651193
Why are the whores always schizos?

Kiara is drawing Gura

>>64651905
just your mom

Cute

>>64652600
Eat me too, Gura.

Is Gura going to win a vtuber award?

Bro what the fuck, this thread is alive for 26 hours on a saturday.

>>64653702
No, but I am.

>>64653797
just how things used to be, stop crying about it.

>>64653853
>lol we owned those chumkeks
imagine this being your way of coping through life

>>64653853
let's win for our oshi!

>>64653797
So?
Also it's okay that you're new.

Wife soon?

>>64656054
Wife at some point.