/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shontoes

whore

I will bust deep inside those schizoaffective sugar walls while having the shonsoles on my face

I love my gold digger of a wife

shondo in my arms

OP is a faggot but he's our faggot.

I love Shondo so much it’s unreal like it’s probably unhealthy

>>64593324
Ew, your faggot.

I love Shondo.

Hey friends, even amidst the sea of negativity around, I stand firm in saying that the majority of us genuinely love Shondo. (￣y▽￣) Ohohoho.....

>>64594280
hey I wanted to be kamojiman "( – – )
also true.change your browsers for stream delay

>>64593550
god i miss being a newfag

https://youtu.be/m-LbNGz_NOg?si=NM26AStoZCQrzOm4&t=9241
Important viewing for newfags.

kaomoji can save this shitty general I belive (*￣▽￣)b

>>64595305
No matter how much she 'evolves', I will always be able to go back and waifu the girl I fell in love with
Thats reassuring, it brings me peace

>>64596658
You're a battered wife, it's pottery.

>>64596862
Show me on the doll where the anime loli streamer touched you

>>64597565
right here
*points at wallet*

>>64597628
post a picture of your wallet i bet its a ridge wallet because she is sponsored by ridge buy one today using code shondo

anyone else tired of larping as an anti or just me

>>64596658
falling in love with someone who doesn't exist anymore seems beyond unhealthy. enjoy your ressentiment

>>64602129
i fricking hate my fricking fricker wife

>>64602129
Grrr I uhhh erm I uhhhh hate my wife grrrrrrr I soooo don't want to spend all day with her tomorrow arrrrrgh it's gonna suck so much I hate it grrrr!!!

>>64603119
waifu not wife you sillypoopyhead

are you excited about shondo having an appearance in vtuber awards tomorow?

Cute

>>64607116
what's this?

>>64607427
A cute doodle Syukonbu did when she got Shondo's fumo. It's her birthday now and Shondo just tweeted at her
https://x.com/konbusennin2/status/1696040357904204255?s=20

lol lmao

>>64608016
I love it when she calls me a retard

>>64608016
I can handle things... I'm smart! Not like everybody says! Like, dumb! I'm smart... and I want respect!

we fucking won holy shit

okay she's based.

anytime I doubt her she surprises me

Square

illegal leaks don't look

baseg leakers. thamk (´･ω･`)

why is she trying all these attempts to not have a "secret account" but still trying to obfuscate interactions with others

>>64609214
Too many negatives please repeat your point in plain english

I'm so happy

did you see all the yes-men flip-flop the second she said she wasn't going to do it?
well I'm not complaining, she understood her audience and I'm happy she does

>>64609281
i dont trust her

>>64608856
somehow this is more pathetic than the complaining but i guess you gotta take what you can get hence why you ran here celebrating instantly

doubters on suicide watch.

Kek

i blame the leakers

>>64609505
what now you're gonna be the one to complain now because something *isn't* happening for an hour out of 15?

HOLY BASED I LOVE MY CUTE AND SEXY LITTLE WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE FUCKING WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHONDOMINATION FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>64609505
shut the fuck up you worthless whiner.
go syadouhappynod at the next thing she says and go rabid on anyone that disagree with her on another matter. this matter is already settled.

>fags unhappy about prospect of her doing the thing
>fags unhappy she's not doing this thing
I unironically love this place. it's very fun. (serious)

>>64609792
Different fags

>>64609589
Matsuri ever finds her it's shover

yesmen btfo my wife you are taking L after L

Everything is going to be okay guys, shes actually respects and loves us like she says. Wifey is the best tranny hating fagbashing BASED loli of all time. We cannot stop taking W's.
Get.. Fucking. Raped.

Were back to offline chat? But the other one now?

>>64609682
>>64609719
you're under the impression i cared either way? i just wanted her to do what she wanted and not base her decisions on a bunch of manchildren throwing their toys out the pram. good night coming up regardless

>>64610043
the people you're calling manchildren are her husbands giving their opinions. if you're an outsider, you have no say in it.

The guy constantly stroking his shit makes me laugh.

>>64610043
>a bunch of manchildren throwing their toys out the pram
She asked us how we felt about it because she wanted to know how we ALL felt. Not just the newfaggot retard yesmen filiancancer. Get fucked idiot.

>>64610043
she asked for people's opinoins and they gave it whats so hard to understand

>Only likes a specific shoggas tweet
There are no "favorites"

>>64610155
>>64610223
said she decided against it cause of the details she got and it was too much to set up if you even read what she put so it wasnt even like your all important opinion played a part but sure enjoy your "win" i guess?

>>64610155
Didn't you know REAL MEN don't care about spending time with their wife uninterrupted and are supreme yesmen at all times

>>64610398
stfu

>>64610194
he's something else.

>>64610470
sure ray

>>64610452
keep that copium flowing, youre going to need it.
we fucking WON

>>64610452
maybe you should have told her that you are willing to wait for 3 hours syadouHappynod

>>64610398
She saw it on her timeline and liked it. It's not that deep

>>64610452
you are pathetic

>>64610398
it's shover, she hates everyone else

>>64610398
Of course it goes to the menhera suicide baiting retard

>>64610900
just be nise for once

>>64610043
are we gonna have a repeat of the whole incident where people thought she was bullied into posting her feet

>137cm
>30kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>64611550
Excellent

>>64611550
manhandling
forcefully stripping
and throwing into a full tub with soap

hehe

after tonight's revelation, i suddenly feel like raping her (romantically)

is there a way to see when someone likes a tweet?
i'm suspecting she's stalking me again

>>64610398
Do not grieve the fact that you weren’t raised to greatness: rather, grieve the fact that perhaps you were not worthy of such elevation

>>64612700
ROUTINE THREAD RAPE CHECK

THIS IS YOUR ROUTINE RAPE CHECK, WHERE WE (HUSBANDS) RAPE THE SHONDO EVERY SINGLE /SHON/ THREAD!

REPLY WITH RAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO!

REPLY WITH GRAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AT THE SAME TIME!

WE WON

>>64613653
GRAPE

>>64613653
GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE I LOVE YOU SHONDO YOU"RE A GOOD GIRL GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE

tbf I wasn't gonna do anything drastic I was just gonna be a little bummed but knowing she didn't care *enough* to make it work when it didn't seem convenient at least affirms what I felt I knew about her and the fact that she was heavily considering what it meant for our date

>>64589392
terrible news, oomfies! i may not have to kill myself now.

>>64613948
do it anyways it would be epic

>>64613653
GRAPEunconditionally

syadou is such a good girl and Im glad she made the right choice ;)
no drastic measures needed to be taken. such a good little wife.

>>64613653
GRAPE

>>64609925
That is why anon enjoys it

>>64613885
I was (๑˘ᵕ˘) The moment she fucks up drastically, the fun will be over for everyone (- ‿◦ )

sex with my Britain child

Shontoesh

>>64614790

>>64614828
can someone go tell this guy because I don't want to be the asshole doing art critique

>>64614925
Such a cute art style, too.

post your movie snackies for (You)r date tomorrow NOW!

I have sour patch kids, chocolate turtles, and doritos! ^w^

>>64615265
uhhh pepper jerky and I have some dark chocolate cookies
I'm near out of pita chips

>>64615303
sounds very tasty anon

you know how kamiya does the little emote if people forget bayonetta's mole, shondo should do something like that to remind people

>>64615536
or she could just be forward and ask people to revise their art, sounds rude but honestly less so than ignoring it imo

>>64610398
she hates me

>>64610398
its over

>>64591452
Called it yesterday! Of course my wife would pick (Me) over the filipino boy. Why wouldn't she? The thing with Shondo isn't that she doesn't have a female nature because "omg she's so baseg & not like other wom3n!!!!", what makes her different is her willingness to overcome it without holding a grudge for months. All she needs is sleep plus at least 20 hours to clear her head.

Next time hopefully you discord vermin yesmen will think twice before shitting on Fleece & Retromancer for rocking the boat. Wife is not actually a mind reader crazy, I know and her wisdom stat is low, she needs to be told when she's about to do something hurtful or outright disrespectful to her husbands, so maybe DON'T shit on guys willing to express their dissatisfaction just because you're a casual viewer who wants everyone to syadouHappynod to everything she does like an NPC.

Retromancer was the real MVP.
>inb4 hi Retro

>>64586075
My read on her was correct. Never doubt me again, /shon/

>>64616121
I agree with you shogga 100%

>>64610398
DO NOT NOTICE THINGS
BE NISE
ALL HUSBANDS ARE EQUAL

Any chat loggers? The Europe debuff is working. Though of course gaykeeping is more of a fetish for some than socializing with her.

i dmed her about her schedule and she asked for requests so i told her to play cooking sim in vr with her new model next week
shes playing cooking sim in vr with her new model next week

>>64618090
>>64609058 is the big thing, otherwise she was just talking about mama also laughing at smile cat and talking about how she likes to collect the movies legally since the critters often watch movies

>>64618329
I don't know what an offer this big thing she missed was. But I watched a vod yesterday, played it again today, and only after a while realized I'd already watched it, so it's probably normal in my case SpecialChamp

I want to have christmas sex by the fireplace with my wife

>>64618595
you'd have to see what she talked about in discord a couple days ago, but it's not important since she isn't doing it anyway

>>64618627
>by the fireplace
Weak. It's not rape if you make it romantic.

I had a nice RP session in my bad this morning as I was waking up where I was pretending to hug her while she pretended to be shondog and she was licking my neck while I was crushing her and beating her so "no other man will look at her" and then came on her tummy and rubbed the cum into her skin

>>64618329
hate thist twitchchat/trannycord fomo shit
i am so done with this

>>64619203
well lucky you it basically invalidated the fact that she leaked anything on discord and there was never a need to know anything

Noooooo Filian Bros she was supposed to fall for our trap

wtf /shon/ you told me she was a gold digging whore you liars

Award appearance along with at minimum 30 other vtubers would at most result in 100 more viewers for her, of that if she's lucky it would result in 1 whale and 10 new subs, around $200 worth, however sucking up to her most loyal viewers, including 7 whales, with a watchalong will boost her income for this month by at least $100 each that's $500 more. So she didn't do the award show because she's a gold ducking whore

>>64620057
Nice try but yesterday you said the opposite, that all of Shondo's whales are parasocials who don't care about her not loyal husbands. Make up your mind antichama.

called it yeaterday, feels good, husbands stay winning

i love my wife

>>64609058
love how she can't say a single sentence without being manipulative.
>it wouldnt be fair to you guys
she literally just implied that she'd do it if it wasn't that much to set up. i'm happy that she's not gonna disrupt the date now, but she still intended to despite knowing it was a bad thing to do. her reasoning in this "drama" is still to our detriment.

>>64622181
Anon is like if your gf wanted to eat at MacDonald's while you want normal food, she goes to the line and you wait a few minutes for her to return at the table, that would be fair

The event would be if your gf just went "Oh my other friends are in that other table just wait here" and took ages to return

>>64622181
Is that what you took from it? I think she just has her pride and didn't want to apologize, especially to individual husbands.

American enters the thread

Is it possible the honeymoon phase lasts 10-12 months?

I love circumcised black penis up my unlubed ass

>>64623277
Yes, any second now you will turn out like the other posters in this thread.

>>64623277
No, it means that you love her. Now stop paying attention to pieces of shit who call your wife a whore daily. If anyone talked a out her like that irl I'd bloody their nose.
>>64623287
we know Dewd

weird she used people as an excuse to not do it instead of saying no like a normal person. Dramatic and manipulative for no reason then she acts like a retard. It was cool for a while but now it's just annoying. She's starting to talk like even more of a dumbass drooling child. Hope she grows out of this pointless drama and compulsive lying but since she grew up pandering to people online, it's not likely.

>>64623762
what is blud yappin about

>>64618090
huge leak
shadowchama: wheres your smile gone
shadowchama: there it is! syadouAyaya
shadowchama: its not updated yet... bee patient...
shadowchama: almost done setting up....
shadowchama: did u guys always have literally 2 braincells or is this an emote brainrot thing
shadowchama: its very cute i feel like im always talking to a mentally handicapped child Smile
shadowchama: yeah but funny smiling cat syadouAyaya
shadowchama: his face makes me laugh... i cant help it...
shadowchama: he even made shadowmama laugh maybe its a genetic problem...
shadowchama: laughing in my dark room at 5am at the cat picture
shadowchama: hehe
shadowchama: i hope he is smiling somewhere
shadowchama: until he isnt WeirdCat
shadowchama: Smile look guys hes ok !
shadowchama: ok i think everything is all set up
shadowchama: ill see you in 13 hours syadouLove
shadowchama: try to sleep ok!!!!!!!!! dont stay up too late!!!!
shadowchama: if you keep me waiting because you oversleep ill bite you (derogatory)
shadowchama: no thing no thing
shadowchama: just u and me
shadowchama: syadouYes
shadowchama: yeah it was too much stuff id have to set up and i decided it wouldnt be fair to you guys to make u wait once i got the details it just wasnt as simple as i thought
shadowchama: so dwdw i shouldnt have mentioned it before i had all the info
shadowchama: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadowchama: yeah this is only the beginning there is FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
shadowchama: TO HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadowchama: dont apologise wtf!
shadowchama: oke i think my movies all finished downloading
shadowchama: nise
shadowchama: i am all set!
shadowchama: legally actually yeah
shadowchama: i get them on prime
shadowchama: i like building a virtual library anyway
shadowchama: critters watch movies on chromecast frequently so it works better to collect them
shadowchama: goodnight you guys
shadowchama: i log off now!!!!!!!!
shadowchama: i always find it hard to sleep before these things i dont know why Smile
shadowchama: nervous.....
shadowchama: sleep tight!!!!!!!!!!!!! syadouLove

>>64624090
syadouLove

>>64624090
syadouHappynod
>syadouHappynod
syadouHappynod
>syadouHappynod
syadouHappynod
>syadouHappynod
syadouHappynod
>syadouHappynod

I'm happy!

>>64624090
She likes talking to disabled children? She’s a loli with a heart of gold

>>64624727
She'll make a fine mother

I hope she pauses stream during the award show because I want to check it out and see who wins

>>64625137
Why would you care about other vtubers?

Unfortunate that she won't be able to participate on the event, but I'm glad she said no. I'll have wife all for myself today all day. I love her so much.

I love the sooooo much

>>64625731
her*

literally the only thing i want is to die in shondo's arms, but i can't ask for it now that she has closed down every means of communicating with her. what do i do? should i ask her in her business email?

>>64625946
say that with 25k bits, mods can't ban you for it and she'll have to read it

>>64625946
Tell her in a dono message

>>64626111
I think you could make it sound very romantic. I doubt they would ban you for it.

>>64625946
I literally when maros came up for the first time

>>64591452
>girl
shes so funny when she tries to run from the fact that shes a WOMAN

>>64626220 (me)
I mean that's essentially what 'till death do us part' means. You just wouldn't be able to bear to watch her die.

>>64624090
when/where did she type this? why isnt my chatterino pulling it

>>64626712
my twitch dms ;)

>>64626756
nah fuck you i checked lig and it was in her alt chat
weird that i didnt get the messages myself usually it does grab them

>>64626712
~9 hours ago or something, if you weren't there you don't matter ;)

>>64625654
I'm glad she's jot doing it, but I did want to see her do it as a duck you to mythic and camila

>>64626797(me)
restarting it worked, it pulled them now
>>64626830
eat my ass

>>64626485
eww dont call m3 the w-word!!!!!!1

>>64618851
>>64624090
dank u syadouPattheanon

I love Shondo so much! I’m looking forward to spending the day with her! It’s gonna be a lot of fun!!

damn she actually came here and saw everyone chimping out and said she loved them too much to do the awards show

>>64630464
Compromises have to be made in any relationship, I've turned down two irl dating opportunities for Shondo. All I'm asking is basic respect for me and my time. I wasn't gonna spend an hour with a thumb up my ass waiting for wifey to come back from some gayass vtuber awards.

minutely affirmation: I will impregnate shondo

Bannedvtmemes right for once

>>64631097
buy an ad

>>64631097
out

>>64630464
I blame filian, even Shondo said it was too much to set up once she got the details

>>64630464
Yeah, our wife loves us. Gotta problem with that nigger?

>>64630464
She didn't need to come here to come to this conclusion. There was enough discussion of it in discord over 2 days as well as on stream for her to realize how we felt.

>>64632074
We get it Shondo, you're not /here/ nope. Never, except when you quote anons posts subconsciously. Haha.

>>64630900
pls dont thumb ur ass anon

(´ ˘ `) I'm really excited

In one hour Shondo will be starting her Christmas movie marathon! As always I am hosting the movies on cytube for anyone who doesn't want to go through the hassle of getting the movies themselves. Today's movie list is:
>Elf
>The Muppet Christmas Carol
>Miracle on 34th Street (1994)
>Home Alone
>How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
>Die Hard
>Krampus

Feel free to stop in at any time, I'll be announcing the movies in the thread as they start and finish for anyone who's only interested in specific ones
/r/MenharaShondoTheatre3k

>>64633564
Elf (2003)?

>>64632983
get trolled

im kinda anxious (・_・;)

>>64633623
dont worry friend, we'll have a great time (⁀ᗢ⁀)

RA is such an annoying vibe breaking cunt

>>64632983
get fucked stupid faggot

>>64633623
٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و don't worry

Did she really threaten to bite us for sleeping in and then sleep in herself?

>>64634100
it's a challenge
she wants us to bite her and beat her up

I keep thinking about it, would she think it's romantic if you beat her face so she looks like shit and other guys won't be into her so she can't leave you?

Shes inturupting our date already for someone else and the date hasn't even started yet...

>>64634408
Sometimes she wants to feel pretty though so no

>>64634408
very funny Smile

its an actual fucking date
no gifted sub plebs

I can never keep up with all the hellos

anon, are you going to watch attentively or are you going to do something in the meantime?

>>64634714
just ignore them

>>64634675
i'm subless and i WILL be there

>>64634714
Why would you? I just wiggle

>>64634747
fuck you youre not invited

I'm out of here before you niggers ruin my date.

>>64634747
send a syadouFried on the main channel chat I'll gift you one

>>64634675
You need gift subs in order to hobomax, I'm considering relying on fireneko from now on.

>>64634795
same

>>64634795
Lay off the onions products anon, you're acting like a woman

>>64634778
i'm going to lurk and occasionally type in chat for the next 13 hours and you can't stop me

>>64634829
thank you for the offer but i prefer to remain anonymous

>>64634864
hi new

>>64591452
grapeing session starting, go get your lub.

>>64631625
yeah all this really just reflects poorly on filian
this won't be the last big event shondo will get invited to and hopefully the others will have the decency to give her a week's notice

it took her this long to know you could do that?

PIXEL WHERE ARE YOU

>>64635283
he said he's not doing it this time
keep up

>>64635283
he drank the gamersupps

>>64635283
he hates us... syadouDed

>>64635246
Do what, I had to leave to check on my sheep

kek

She definitely read the stripper posts kek

MY STRIPPER WIFE REFERENCE?

she's trying to change her history and saying that she didn't do it for the numbers

heh, ya not /here/ for sure

Does the vod not have audio?

>>64635466
maybe anon was right and she was just not being upfront about the actual reasons

i hate you pixelniggerfag

>>64635575
just bevhave and i will do things

>"just have a passion"
>ft grinds to top 10 in dark in darker
>"he just plays video games all day he should get a job"
Poor ft

yeah he's depressed af. he's just like me fr

>>64635854
I would be if my grandfather died and my sister took over the bills

hes just like me fr fr

>traditional values
>happily mooches off of his sister
i wonder what she means by traditional values lol

>>64635945
hating whores, unlike her

>I've never been clubbing
???

imagine he is gay and stays closeted because of shondo's rampant homophobia

>>64635986
They went to a restaurant...

it's unironically not normal to say your sibling is attractive

>>64636106
it's weird to say you're attracted to your sibling, it's not weird to say that your sibling is conventionally attractive

>>64636106
???? do you have siblings?

I vaguely remember her going clubbing with shadowmama a long time ago, she pretty much just sat with mama holding her hand

>>64636106
anon thats normal, pls get better siblings

it's kinda frustrating everyone is calling a straight forward woman who shows her interest and upfront with her advances

she's so stupid

>>64636203
woman who go up to 18y/o guys in a club are very much only there for sex

women that think they can talk on the experience of men are fucking weird. it's like we'd start talking about what it's like to have periods or something.

you absolutely do shame people for sleeping around shondo, stick to your principles christ

Incels will argue, but she's right. You can always find an uglier girl who would be happy for any attention from you

( ˶˘ 3˘(⋆ ہ ⋆)!
me on the left shondo on the right

>>64636373
nope, even ugly girls go for 10/10s and would rather be forever alone than settle for someone in their own league. go look up the okcupid study.

>>64636289
no she has said that she dates them, they just don't stick around

FT, youre coming with me to the gym and ill get you a job at the firm

>>64636373
https://www.youtube.com/@hoe_math/

>>64636373
requires work that incels don't want to put in due to mental issues
the problem with incels is people try to reason to them using their own logic, when all of that is just a cope for their mental problems
it's like the "men would stop being lonely if they just reached out to their friends" argument, it's completely missing the reasons for why they aren't just doing the straightforward thing

does she know?

>>64636534
this one to be more accurate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh0hj9ZD9FY

>>64636422
dating apps are bad datapoints. (and i hope nobody here uses them). Men outnumber women on dating apps 8 to 1. The odds are artificially inflated in favor of women. If you want a woman, you need to touch grass

>>64636588
such things are accounted for in the data lol

>>64636373
the uglier they are, the more entitled they are and the higher they look for a "chad" man.
t. a guy with a fugly female friend that has told me about her preference and why she's still single

>>64636658
yeah they're being brainwashed by all the fucking muh feminism and muh female empowerment talking points being peddled by media and hollywood. YOU DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL PERFECT GUY, NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS. YOUR SOUL IS AS VAST AS THE UNIVERSE.

>>64636631
...that's not really possible given that the numbers on matches dictate behavior on swiping. When people get a lot of matches, it encourages them to be pickier, when people don't they lower their standards. That is literally what explains why women are pickier than men on dating apps, because they have no problem getting matches whereas men do, because men outnumber women 8 to 1. any "accounting for" that is just fudging numbers to get the conclusion you wanted

>>64636764
sorry, i'm gonna trust statisticians and researchers more than some random faggot in /shon/. go read the studies and point out where they're wrong.

/shon/ incel arc

>>64631097
Hypothetically, couldn't this be reported on Xitter for being a violent threat against a real person?

>>64636690
Not brainwashing just hypergamy, even a small inbred dog will bark at you and act threatening as if it's a pitbull. It's the dog's nature. Same with 3/10 women, they behave like 8s.

>>64636874
sure

>>64636810
only brainlets blindly believe statistics
people who know know it's incredibly easy to misrepresent stats

>>64636857
>incel arc
this nothing new lmao

>>64636690
we never shouldve given them rights

>>64636944
never said anything about blindly believing statistics, i said i trust them more than you. you can't even make a single argument without using logical fallacies and shit so you're clearly retarded

Why are you arguing about retarded bullshit?

here comes the short people shaming

notice something on the movie?

You think a human would get a lot of elf pussy seeing as how tall he is compared to their women?

>>64637769
he just picks them up and uses them as onaholes

you think she likes this movie because he's 6'3"?

I don’t even have the movie I’m listening to her reactions and playing the movie in my mind

/shon/ is up on Lord of the Board right now
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

she watches this every year, why is she feinting surprise

pffff

>>64639997
she has dementia

she laughs but it's exactly what she does

Based Mr. Hobbs choosing to spend time with loved ones over a business opportunity…

she's so funny

>>64640245
No you don't understand it's too big to refuse fuck Buddy for holding him back

Zooey Deschanel is a very pretty lady despite spelling her name like a fucking moron

christian version of the genkidama

Do you think my youthful exuberance and boyish charm like Buddy would work on Shondo

>>64640709
>google genkidama
>spirit bomb
fucking goku guy

>>64640836
no

>>64640870
not him but still funny ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

I'm tearing up I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH

>>64641034
you too?
;u;

>>64641034
i can't even make fun of you cuz I feel the same shogga.

Groping and feeling up shondo's skirt in the movie theatre!

>>64639997
people with childhood trauma have poor memories

guys? i love my wife very much

>>64639997
play along anon

>>64641514
Just ask her to take it off

Did someone admit to being a no kiss no hand hold virgin at 36 earlier or did I imagine that

i come from the distant future. i'm the last shogger. you all died in the blast. me, shondo and about a million people are all that's left of the global population. we're married now and have 7 kids together. we live in a small house on the countryside where i grow produce, hunt and fish while shondo takes care of our children. i fuck her senseless every single night. sometimes i'll ask her about her streaming days, but it's all just a blur to her now.

>>64641514
>Shondo in a skirt with no undies

>>64641770
yes and she called him based for his purity

>>64641736
It gets me going if I make my advance on her without announcing or asking for consent so she's as uncomfortable as possible

>>64641789
I love this drawing. seeing her forehead seems something so intimate

why is she telling us this story

why is she bringing this up

>>64642039
it turns her on

>>64641841
If her comment made him blast, is he no longer pure

>>64641789
Im that time traveler btw

Alright that’s pretty based desu

>>64641789
I'm one of her children, I was deeper inside her cunny than you could ever hope to manage

you can tell how unfeeling she actually is when she just casually eats after telling stories of a suicide and a murder

>>64641998
>wifey uncomfortable, because she is getting groped by her husband
i dont think you know her that well, you are her husband you can whatever you want with her

>>64642296
If she isn't visibly uncomfortable, I just haven't forced myself on her enough yet

>>64642291
grow a pair you bitch you're on 4chins and so is your wife

>>64642291
grow some balls you fucking pussy

>>64642291
what are you trying to say anon?

>>64642390
What? Wifey would never visit a bad website like the 4chin

>>64642291
newfag? these are not even as bad as the things she's seen

>>64642458
haha...

Sometimes I forget I share this community with people who arnt real psycopaths

>>64642496
this isnt a wow im so fucked up heh *sharpens knife* sort of situation dude

>>64642451
he's calling her an empath

>>64642496
I know what you mean, I remember when a funny 4chin prank was some gif of a big titty lady that would switch to a dog being beaten to death with a shovel or to a cartel beheading. After a while you chuckle at fucked up shit.

I never understood why they made scrooge look so badass

>>64642599
the good old days of /b/

whore

>>64642496
you're such a cool and epic psychopath anon. you're not unique for being desensitised to violence

>>64642693
I'm cooler than people who whine about it at least

>>64642496
what are you referring to with this post?
I was shitting

>>64642693
Actually he is unique compared to what? 95% of the population?

>put the poor in prison
>based
she wants to go to prison

Why do I think it's hot that she thinks he's hot

Oh so you're an edgy psychopath? Name every animal you've fucked

>>64642906
Shogga... if she wasn't saving up for a huge house she'd be a borderline 1%er.

>>64642942
your mom
lmao gottem

>>64642993
lol no.
are you a newfag or do you not know what her government classifies her as?

>>64642941
based

>>64642941
Because you know you'll probably end up as a grumpy old man and you like the thought of a cute loli getting wet over that

>>64642942
When I was eight I rubbed my hard PP on a kitten, I couldn't cum at that age but it felt warm and good.

>>64643060
I'm already a grumpy old man

she's having really bad takes this movie

>>64643133
no she's right we should all wear suits

>>64643096
anon....

>>64643151
that's her only good take, but she doesn't know anything about the pricing of them nor men's wear in general

I wish I could wear suits but I'd look so out of place at my job, I did finaly find a tailor in the next city so I can get my old suit fitted and maybe start using it when I go to town

why does she always think homeless people should die, but then get sad seeing a homeless person

>>64643176
I also waterboarded a stray puppy I brought home, then dad saved the poor thing from me. These days I'm capable of empathy towards animals.

>>64643234
you don't even understand her taste in humor

you will never be as cool as him

>>64643234
So that only the strongest hobo will survive the purge and claim her as his bride

>>64643306
>comic sans pricing font
kino image

>>64643296
is it when she calls people that want homeless people to freeze to death based or how she giggles at the prospect of them dying?

if shondo takes over the world she should bring back Victorian fashion

>>64643306
FUCK

>>64643362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_humour
there you go

Shondo is up in LotB again
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

>>64643466
it isn't sarcasm when she sticks to it

We need to talk about Marley and Marley


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>64643531
Did you forget the day she went to the concert and withdrew money just to give to a homeless woman? She's really soft towards those things if she sees it in real life

>>64643671
snail this shogga

>>64643474
I hope she wins Smile

>>64643686
im sorry i could resist

>>64643679
>when a schizo girl can tell the difference between fiction and reality better than /shon/ autists

>>64643679
yeah, she's the kind one, she just wants a man that wants the homeless to die (me)

scrooge would be her perfect man with how much she can dig out of him

>victim blaming

>>64644733
she's a woman, people's reactions to her behavior are post-hoc rationalizations for that behavior

is Shondo just amoral and admires men who pursue excellence (maxing)?

SHONDOFAGS ARE MENTALLY ILL

Hey Shondo’s in this movie. Oink

>>64644813
>>64644849
merry chrimbus seamonkeys

>>64644813
True our unofficial name is shondophrenics.

>>64644849
cincerely, kill yourself

What is she watching after this?

shoggas why are you replying to bait?
get your asses back into your chair and enjoy the time with your wife

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>>64644966
>>64644966
>>64644966
>>64644966

>>64644813
and it's incurable

shondo please don't say "drippy af"

>>64644797
All women love guys like that

>>64645022
zoomers adopt zoomers lingo. its bound to happen

>>64643306
reportoftheweek is so baseg

last for my baby batter filling the shunny

Last for my undying love for Shondo

last for reviewbrah will win