/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

remember to love your Mori

No don't buy a steam deck. It's a 720p shitbox gimmick.

>>64543749
>No comment in the OP, not even Mori's name
Dumbchama....

>>64543880
idk when everyone will admit the mori general format is shit and outdated.

>a fastbeat

>>64543880
Guilty. Brain couldn't think.

>>64543941
I like alliteration. You're just smelly.

>>64543402
I like mine, it's comfy for playing games on my couch or in bed when I don't want to play games off my desktop.

>>64543402
Depends what you want to do. You want an easy to setup and use handheld for your PC games? Then yeah they're pretty solid.

It's pretty much idiot proof and can play tons of indie games just fine. As well as some older AAA titles.

Anyone who hates the SteamDeck is a basement dwelling pants shitting NEET who couldn't afford their own place or a couch.

>>64544134
I love mine to use at work. Not stuck with only switch games, it also runs switch games better than the switch when I want to play those kek.

>>64544239
and it's a great emulation machine. I played a bunch of old PS1/PS2 horror games on it last Halloween.

>>64544052
>I like alliteration. You're just smelly.

if this wasnt at the top of the catalogue i would ctrl+f mori calliope and get nothing or bait threads

>>64544568
That's why you crtl+f 森 instead
and if you don't have that on hand, just grab it from the Luna thread like I do

>>64544633
lot of work and jumping through hoops when ctrl+f wawa or rrat or hirys works every time

>>64543880
It's a sneaky reapy thread

>>64544783
I just have it saved to my auto fill

Wait the track is solely credited to Kiara on spotify? So it won't count towards Mori's spotify stats? Whut why?

>>64543879
Should buy the new OLED instead.
I don't think Mori needs it for her use case, but it's good.

>>64544959
It's the loophole for the UMJ fuckery.

>>64544633
Too damned relatable, I just did that

>>64544134
I play Baldur's Gate with it at work. Once I get home cloud saving does it thing and I continue from there.

>>64545044
>>64544937
>>64544633
man you guys are just content with inefficiency because if it aint technically broke dont fix it i guess

hmm, maybe I should get myself a steam deck
You guys are making it sounds pretty enticing

Man I've hated gifted subs since they first appeared. Now if we're going to interrupt streams just to stroke egos like we've previously managed to avoid with SCs, this sucks.

>>64545135
The drop down things is only 2 clicks. I think it might actually be faster than typing.

>>64544987
It is still 720p garbage. Any tablet with steam link will do a better job.

>>64545026
If it was she wouldn't be able to host the MV on her channel, no?

>>64544959
>>64545026
I guess she can do other songs with Holos under those conditions. Not using any UMJ stuff. Just needs Cover to sign off.

>>64544937
>glob
Pervert!

>>64543879
why is that? I don't expect that shit to run Cyberpunk or something else demanding but it's pretty good at lower end games.

>>64545156
I hear the vents smell nice :}

>>64545158
stop being such a baby

>>64544959
Kiara needs all the Spotify stats she can gets you saw hers compared to moris

>>64545223
Apparently it's not a issue, she literally said this stream that this was the work around with UMJ stuff.

>>64545313
thank them at the end of streams with SCs

>>64545326
You need to get your father's clamydia dick out of your ass but you like it too much

>>64545355
Ah ok I just entered stream, well hopefully it can get fixed in the future my autistic ass cannot handle seeing
>Fire N Ice feat. Mori Calliope
all the time

>>64545521
You better get used to it, don't think that will ever change.

>>64545219
No it won't, especially if you plan to use it for travel. I use Steam Link on my Galaxy Tab S9 Ultra and it's fine for games that don't require precise inputs or no lag but it's shit otherwise.

>>64545553
Ah right, I double checked and even Wicked and Ketama has that even if Mori is credited properly.

>>64545583
You don't use the tablet itself for inputting you fool. You have a controller or keyboard to the main PC.

>>64545521
At least >Feat. Mori Calliope doesn't just mean "she appears mid-song and does a rap verse" anymore.

>>64545355
If she thinks she's clever on circumventing corporate rules, she's gonna learn the hard way when they rip her contract into pieces.

>>64545638
and if you ever leave the house?

>>64545638
That shit doesn't help for travel and a Steam Deck is way more portable.

>>64545695
You are a retarded tourist. She has talked about talking with UMJ on how to get the song out for awhile.

>>64545711
Have a real laptop. It's still for price better than a steam deck. But for Mori's use especially, a steam link would be better.

>>64545695
back to the catalog lol

>>64545219
Steamlink is janky as fuck, and cloud gaming while mobile isn't very reliable especially if you're self-hosting.
Why are you complaining about resolution on a mobile console? If you want better displays you would just use a PC.

>>64545803
The steam deck is cheaper than a laptop and is much more portable. You can't just whip out your laptop on a train and start playing.

>>64545795
>talking with UMJ
I don't think talking to a manager is "UMJ." Just gotta hope a higher up doesn't have a fit once he hears about it.

>>64545898
Watch streams.

>>64545803
If you have the room to set up a laptop anytime you are traveling and want to game then you ain't the target for the steam deck.

>>64545897
Sure you can, I have.
>>64545841
mobile isn't Mori's usecase.

>>64545898
Thanks for doubling down on showing you are a retarded catalogfag tourist.

>>64545795
If she's not using UMJ resources then they have nothing to complain about. She is still a Cover talent and things like that were negotiated into the contracts. She's said it's not as easy to do Holo songs but it's not impossible.

>>64545400
9 vs 60 million streams you inbred fuck go the fuck back

>>64545695
>>64545898
Very strange LARP when historically UMJ has basically bowed down and agreed to meet her demands when she has any tbqh

>>64545958
>Take laptop out of a bulky bag
>Put it in your lap
>Somehow have room for a mouse+keyboard on a train, or a controller
>When it's your stop you have to pack everything back
She brings her switch around so she can play on the go, the laptop just isn't it. A steam deck widens her option to include the rest of her steam library and not just nintendo games.

>>64545898
She wouldn't dare risk her contract on an absolute shitter like kiara, this has been in the works for months

>>64546075
Why do you have a bulky bag? I played HoloParade today with mine.

>>64545958
When did this become what is good for Mori? It was someone in this thread asking about it. Even then it would probally work well for Mori still since she usually does her mobile gaming while in taxis, planes or waiting for stuff during recordings or other appointments. Not exactly the best places to pull out a bulky gaming laptop.

>>64546209
No, she wants something to play in bed while lying down.

I want Mori to break my spine and make me cum at the same time

>>64546238
who plays on a laptop in bed? I like to play on my side a lot of the time and I sure as fuck can't do that with a laptop as comfy as with a switch/steam deck.

>>64546239
listen to her last ASMR
it could use it, it's one of her less popular ones

>>64546295
the point in bed is to use a steam link solution

>>64546238
So a switch or a stream deck? And she already has a switch.
>>64546334
Expensive tablet + various hoops Mori has has to take account vs just picking up something relatively cheap and boot it up? Steam link is choppy if your router isn't good enough.

>>64546403
It's not hoops. It's super easy to set up, your tablet will already be on your wifi.

>>64546334
with what? a Tablet? That means you have to find a way to prop up the tablet and you have to worry about the battery life for a tablet + controller. I would also have to reposition it if I want to switch to a new laying position.

scratching my chin on Mori's pit stubble

>>64546468
a decent tablet costs as much as a steam deck already though.

>>64546468
And the controller?

>>64546494
Wow this guy can't figure out how to prop a tablet or how to have a TV on your bedroom wall.

>>64546563
That's just bluetooth or wifi.

>>64546568
no dumbfuck but a steam deck is just way more convenient. If I wanted to play games at 4k 144fps I'd play on my desktop.

>>64546609
>Separate controller and display just to play comfortably on bed
>Comfortable

>>64546662
yeah, you get to have your hand underneath the covers

>>64546726
Nigga you're requiring Mori to set it up instead of just having something pick up and go. All because you're autistic about resolutions, something Mori hasn't mentioned she cares about.

don't drink and moderate

bruh

Sometimes I worry for IRyS

>https://twitter.com/ZedGawr/status/1735527085404205405
Imagine Mori using her Moris to incapacitate you on the battlefield

>>64547092
I get what she meant but "competitive NTR" is like the strangest possible way to word it lmao

>>64547190
this is the same woman that used womb escape day instead of birthday

what happened

>>64547113
Uwaa

>>64547470
The thread? Don't worry about it.

>>64547470
A real doritos moment

>>64547113
Death by tits is an actual method to knocking someone out if they lock you into position

>>64547527
I haven't consumed enough morig lore to know what that is.

>>64547566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYMNFDtw9aI
Tits can probably fuck you up if your attacker tried hard enough tbqh

>>64547664
i love how the boob she uses to do that is oddly stretched out. I guess they can be damaged if abused.

>>64544005
RIP pebble

>>64547943
That's pretty sweet lol

i want to choke on bones with mori

>>64547113
I don't wanna get too autistic but I swear Mori used to follow this guy or if she never did, its weird cause he was heavily involved for Internet Yamero.

>>64548540
Imagine eating sashimi with Mori and romantically staring into her eyes as she tries to hawk a fishbone up her throat

>>64548816
No one in EN follows him oddly enough.

>>64548884
A-chan does

>>64548540
This is why she prefers boneless wings

>ladies like that mushroom

>>64547664
I want her to do this to me

>>64547664
wasn't she on the man show

>>64549152
need couponbeat to draw her smashing a deadbeat's skull with her boob.

>>64549173
Maybe? I just remember her from that one show on TruTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWiWrrNxA9s

>>64549173
yes she was

>>64549282
this is how she'll kill me I refuse to believe that Ricky slices my head off

>>64549371
only silicone tits can do that really since it is much heavier than fat.

Rainforest original (Ame original featuring Mori) coming soon

>Didn't want to seem rude naming cows after holos so she named an extra one after herself
She's so sweet.....

>>64549876
Moori...

Waffles or Pancakes or French Toast?

/morig/ is a waffle thread

>>64550074
I've made french toast out of day old waffles before.

>>64550140
that sounds like the ultimate combination

Would you buy a Mori shirt that says “PRRROINK” on it

>>64550309
Yeah, something like this

>>64550309
I need a shirt that say's "PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROINK" on the front and "VTUBER" on the back with a little MC logo above it

I've been listening to Mori duets lately and idk why Dance Past Midnight aged supremely well, I liked it well enough before but I don't think it was even in my top 5 in Sinderalla, now I'm enamored by it.

>JP collab soon
I wonder if it's one the Regloss collabs she mentioned, Ao-kun draws

>>64550797
Even if its a long shot, I'm hoping for Korone

>>64550309
Hell yeah especially if it says ニューム on the back

>>64550797
I kinda spaced out playing AC6
did she mention when/what they gonna be doin?

>>64550966
JP collab on the day after tomorrow, and they're going to drawing

>>64551026
>JP collab on the day after tomorrow
that'd be Saturday? or is she already thinking of Sunday?

>>64551051
It's during JP time I think so that'd be the 16th in the US

>>64550484
That Anarchy shirt FUCKS

Who could have seen this coming?
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1735570397976818032

>>64551233
Wh-whoa! Mori really snuck this past us! /s

>I technically have two mangers
Oh guess that answers why she's been saying "mane-chan" instead of Jchad recently

I wonder why she doesn't say J-chad isn't her manager anymore

>>64551361
Maybe because she isn't

When she said “need to pickle milk” it activated my Google assistant

>>64551317
Seeing Mori in white is like seeing wrestlers wear white gear for a big event.

>>64545156
Do it, I just bought a Steam Deck OLED as a gift to myself for finishing university and it's one of the better purchases I've made in recent memory, especially if you enjoy emulation

>>64551386
>she

>>64552036
Your brain is so twisted up by shitposting that you don't even realize you're insinuating that Mori is a man

I love Mori and would suck on her dick for hours if she had one

>>64552502
This post smells suspiciously like fryer oil...

Uwa

Awu

>>64552572
>>64552685
What did they mean by this?

https://twitter.com/ginhahaart/status/1716753588020715786
any leakbeat up for grabbing this

>>64543749
Previous thread: >>64486719

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>>64553070
Someone actually did leak this here awhile ago IIRC I didn't save it tho sadly

>>64553244
dudu jumpscare

>>64553244
extremely photogenic cat

>Mori wants to take a shower today
What are our honest thoughts on this?

>>64553685
mori's smell...

>>64553685
Still thinking about how Mori thought a pickle was a unique vegetable unto itself.

>>64553685
Not before I get to lick the booba sweat.

>Potato sticks
Been awhile since we heard about those. It felt like she was living off those for awhile kek.

Right now Mori is gifting the sewers of japan with her urine

>>64553721
Forest...

>>64554441
You can kinda see her awkwardly holding her camera phone to not show up in the reflection of Tutu's eye here lol

That's like the 3rd raid already

>>64554567
You can see she blurred out her arm in the right pupil

At this point this is going to end up as a 12 hour Stardew stream all on her own

I'm drawing a blank on the stream she's talking about

>>64554842
She's talking about the stream were we watched the Future Island PV drop

>>64554875
ohhhhh, yeah I get it now

>>64554842
The Future Island reveal when it was playing on a big screen in japan

>>64554879
Yea the chatter kinda phrased it awkwardly by calling it the "kimono reveal stream" which made her initial think of her actual kimono reveal from 2021, when they meant the 3D yukata

Her Kimono vs Yukata?

>>64555024
Kimono

Hand over your fragments Deadbeats

Later suckers! I just threw my bone at Mori

Deadbeats are you getting coal for Christmas?

>>64555434
Benjamins hopefully (and maybe socks)

How does this reveal affect Ope's powerscaling?

>>64555678
Mori has been shown to be actually afraid of Weird Cat while she's attacked Ope head on, thus implying that Weird Cat is significantly stronger

I think it's funny how she's so adverse to us hearing her eat that'd they rather just scarf down dinner in like 6 minutes

>>64556126
She's always ate her food quickly. She mentioned even her friends commented on it.

>>64556404
She's just like Luffy ...

>>64556551
>isreal

>>64556853
>Even wearing a straw hat
Kino.....

>>64556404
Oh yeah, didn't Aqua see her just wolf down a pile of fried chicken during the last Holofes and just get too scared to talk to her or something?

>>64557173
Naw opposite. Aqua sat down to eat with her all on her own. Basically everyone was surprised because other holomems she has interacted with much more were right there as well so she could of easily just sat with them instead if she was too nervous.

>Said she was gonna stop at 9 or 10 hours
>It's 10 hours and still trying to go
Mori promise stocks at an all time low...

>>64557321
this b-word...

>watch Mori play Stardew a bit
>sleep a full 8 hours
>get woken up by the soft and warm sounds of Mori still playing Stardew
This is so comfy bros... I don't want to go to work, I just want to chill in my bed and watch her play video games.

>>64557288
The pink attraction...

>>64557800
The pink-to-purple attraction, you mean.

A nice short 10 and half hour stream, glad she didn't push herself too hard today

>>64557852
Kek

>>64557849
I see it pink imo.
I can see it as lilac too.

So what JP do you think the drawing collab is with? I remember her saying she has some regloss collabs in the pipe so maybe with Ao-kun?

>>64559030
As far as I remember recent mention wise it'd have to be regloss or Lui

had to leave halfway through how was the stream? comfy?

>>64559772
ye

I can’t see Fall Guys without thinking SUIT UP KFP.

>>64560758
same desu

I liked how Mori mentioned she was KFP

>>64553244
>I would very much like to hold it again, one last time
>HAAAAH

>>64560758
I've only been here since this year but I've gotten the vast majority of board lingo and it has ruined my humor.

Alone on a friday night?

Every Anon is entitled to their very own Mori Slampiggy.

>>64562574
No, I’m with you guys!

My friends want to play vicky tonight but I want to do fall guys k

>one the new homo's got caught grooming fans in dm
That's some straight creepy shit and Im so glad mori never vibe with any of the other starsEN members
>inb4 proof faggot
https://imgur.com/a/hztW958

>new IP

>>64562574
Naah, I (was) with MY BOOOOOY!

Takamori

>>64566370
I wonder why they went for Kiara Negro

>>64566604
Fatter ass

https://youtu.be/wNyqD1iPdQY?t=16649
https://youtu.be/pr1YYtzu_oE?t=14512
cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_IOJDhKIl0
vertical zoomer attention disorder rookie stream

>>64568428
I didn't know you can just redirect to whoever.

>>64568428
Huh. Turns out size difference can be cute even if it's differences between sizes of audiences.

>>64569117
Mori has raids open for everyone since the Youtube Music thing

>womb tattoos of Jerma
Rookie WTF

>>64569288
Nice.
>>64569183
This sort of stuff is cute but it makes me wonder how certain Holos feel about prior collab partners they've "left behind."

>>64569431
Rookie is a wild girl
I hope they sing together some day

>>64569466
>i_just_wanted_them_to_be_proud_of_me.wav

Mori Calliope's used gym shoes

>>64570189
Brand?

Does Rachie even need to breath???
How does she do it?

>>64570947
she's indonesian

>>64570947
>>64571286
Much like Ollie, their language is speed.

>>64570803

>>64571568
Holy 12yo boy voice, kek

TakaFauMori

>>64572469
forced, will never happen, fauna doesnt even make music seriously

>>64571568
>Tfw no vtuber has had shoe merch yet

>>64572784
But it did happen, just now

>>64543749
>The right
I legitimately thought that was Chloe

>>64572836
>was about to type out a post saying Suisei did a collab with Converse
>look it up real quick
>apparently they’re better known for their clothes in Japan and there were no shoes tied to the collab
Damn that is a bit crazy. Considering Mori’s slight sneaker head tendencies maybe it’d be something she’d be interested in, it’d be a first for Hololive as far as I know.

>>64572836
tons of holos have slippers that you can wear at home including your mori (:

>>64573194
nigga u dumb

>>64573550
The slippers are always little japanese size tho

>>64573417
I mean I guess get why they don't really do it since the overhead required to make an good pair is way more expensive then say the slippers a couple holos have had
The only way it'd probably feesable if they they collabed with a shoe brand and even the run might be super limited

>>64574013
I may be dumb
(Bottom text)

Also
>Hood
>Red Eyes
>Open Shoulder shirt
>Desaturated hair color on the illustration

>>64574031
Must be hard to be jap men. Your height is small, your feet are small and the worse part is that your dick is small.

>>64574171
Limited runs are par for the course for sneakers, the biggest worry would actually be scalpers and botters selling out the stock before fans could get their hands on them. Perhaps if they do them made to order and charge extra they could circumvent it, but I’m obviously not privy on the ins and outs of sneaker production.

>>64574031
i wear size 11 us and the mori slippers fit me, if i was one size bigger they wouldnt

>>64574610
Can confirm, am size 13 and ended up giving them to my little cousin because they were too small. She loves them

I will become a fall guy tonight

>>64575343
damn, i only bought them because i knew they would fit after reading the cm dimensions on the site and then measuring my foot in inches and converting it to cm

I remembered to make this sound post.

>raining outside
>catching up on Mori VoDs
My days off have been pretty successfully comfy these past few weeks.

dammit I'm not gonna be able to make the members stream afterall, I was actually excited to play

>>64579467
I'll win the crown for you, anon
I'll give you a shoutout when I do

>>64578632
She made sure to not bite on the tiddies.

>>64579681
thanks man also call Mori cute for me

>>64579467
Same, I have to go eat dinner with family since half of them could only come early for a pseudo-Christmas thing..
I wish it was at the usual stream time instead..

>>64579681
I've won in a Mori stream before. Hoping for a repeat today.

>Ado tickets start af $700 and all others go $1,000+
Bros...I want to fucking cry. That's such elephant shit. Scalpers deserve to be scalped with the rustiest of Tomahawks.

>>64581226
Concert ticket prices in NA are fucking ridiculous, even for non-mainstream stuff.

>>64581226
I paid 150 for the venbox tickets, that's actually absurd

>>64581226
good thing for me i only like 3 of her songs

>>64574438
>he biggest worry would actually be scalpers and botters selling out the stock before fans could get their hands on them.
GOD shoe retail is so fucking bad
I went through a sneaker head phase around 2016 and trying to buy a new release is so cancerous, the supply is always so fucking limited for some reason, you're often competing against not only hundreds of people but also a hundreds of sclaper bots that'll frame 1 add product to their cart and check out, so shit sells out near instantly
And despite being a trillion dollar industry these shoe manufacturers have literally zero fixes/counters to deal with these bots beyond the most bare basic raffles where you have enter and just pray you win, to make matter worse these associate stores that participating the raffle are often miles away from where you live, so if even you win you still have to drive hours away
It's so ass

>>64581879
I've been wearing the same new balance shoes for 8 years.

>>64581965
I wore some fucking sketches or nike or whatever the fuck hiking shoes for 10 years
They were great
Unfortunately they started coming apart and I had to get new shoes, ended up just buying some brand I'd never heard of on clearance at a store for 30 bucks and they've been comfortable
I'll never understand sneakerheads, but I guess it's like anime merch for them or something

Did anyone else think it was incredibly sweet when she talked about leaving recorded content for people she thought would be lonely over the holidays?

>>64581658
>>64581805
It doesn't help they picked a small venue for NYC. A good place itself, but tiny for the demand of a singer like that making her first showing. What the fuck are they thinking?
I will keep watching in the hopes prices bleed out. Still some time, IRyS lend me some hope.

>>64582212
Did she mention what she was doing over the holidays?

>>64582114
kek, my new balance are actually closer to 15 years old, but I bought 2 pairs for buy 1 get the other half off and kept my current ones in storage until I needed them. These are starting to wear out now too though.

>>64582399
Visiting family like last year. I doubt we are going to get another grandma mori appearance after what happened last year kek.

>>64582353
Yeah, I was surprised at how small the venue was, but then again NYC joints are pretty expensive

>>64582621
They were probally also being conservative with the size of the place since its the first time doing shows outside of Japan

>>64582212
Mori is a good girl

>>64582926
my utahime

>>64582212
>mori is leaving recorded content for deadbeats over the holidays
>fauna is leaving recorded content for saplings over the holidays
THEY ARE

>>64582212
she really worries about her fans "eating well"
I think she's /here/ just enough to be aware how miserable and lonely some people in the fandom get without their only positive (their oshi) being around, even if her own fans are relatively "normal" in that regard, and it's particularly bad during special dates like X-mas
I think she and Kiara can also relate a bit better considering they experienced a lot of that isolation and misery when she they were locked down and catless

>>64583219
GOING TO HAVE SEX IN THE UNITED STATES

>>64583219
fauna aint it and there are many other girls that go better with mori than fauna so get to the back of the line monkey

>>64583434
Go back

They look like Trix yogurt. There's not a pair that goes better together

>>64583545
hearing Mori say no more hockey broke my heart

>>64583588
She's from the South. She knows not what she says

>>64583461
you go back to fauna general or catalog or wherever you shitter

>>64583219
HAVING SEX WITH THEIR MOTHERS (AND ME)

>>64583663
die nigger

Calvin's bars are really good.

>>64583858
you should try that butt blasted bitch

>>64583663
Whatever you're doing, we don't do that here

>>64583663
*cums on you*

>>64581226
Scalpers usually go bugfuck crazy with prices at the start and lower them a bit when they realise nobody is biting so it might not hurt to check again in a week or 2

Deadbeats are giving me too much hope…

>>64584158
*Intercepts*

>>64583663
*cums on you*

>>64584329
I'll start giving you ropes (across your face)

>>64583219
I’m suddenly remembering Mori going to the Taiwan Cafe and one of staff sitting her next to a Fauna stand saying it was her wife. Makes me wonder still it it was just a shipper living the dream or if they just have a different perception of the dynamics over there.

>>64584427
Careful, they're into that

This woman didn't know that cucumbers are just unpickled pickles

Fire N Ice is finally on the Itunes store for me if anyone else wants to give Kiara money for the song.

>>64585256
nah im not interested in giving apple money for a digital good. ill continue to superchat, buy membership, merch, watch and interact

>>64585037
She knew you pickled cucumbers though. I think there might of just been some disconnect about NA pickles 99% of the time being cucumbers since they pickle way more diffrent vegetables in Japan/Asia.

I'm going to bone a Sapling that's dressed up like Fauna

Mori and Fauna help breastpump each others massive cow tits.

Bae is confirmed moving to Japan

>>64587113
like 2 months ago yeah

>>64587113
I hope she is close enough to Mori to hang out often. They both seem to enjoy going out together and there isn't enough people to drag Mori out of her house often enough.

>>64587239
you know what I meant

>>64568428
>redial
FUCK WHY CANT HOLOLIVE USE GAME BGM

>>64587489
Because Hololive is teh gayz0rz

>>64587280
Tutu will drag Bae into Mori's house

>>64577064
Based, was thinking of this one too

Santa Mori brings the milk and cookies to you this year

>>64590314
imma dunk her choco cookie in some manmilk

>>64582926
>>64582926
>>64582926
>>64582926

>fags begging to post Fall Guys lore
I had genuinely forgotten the worst part of Fall Guys streams.

fuck epic online services.

>>64590587
He only exists to groom Lucitan and be cringe during Fall Guys streams. It used to be worse.

ah, speaking of

>>64590649
Sounds like jealousy to me anon. That deadbeats can have fun. Killjoybeat

>>64590907
We can't all get a doxxfag Taiwanese gf like you, Ocean-chama

>>64590649
That guy still exist? I though he killed himself when he failed to groom Lucitan.

>>64590907
Discordbeats can kill themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XzOQ9irXZwQ

that's fucking weird the game would let you do something like that

>>64591117
Sounds like projection to me anon-chama. They get more attention from Mori then you'll ever get kek.

I'm only honorable for my Mori
The rest of you can burn in hell, and this game is just a trial run

>>64591162
kek

Mori should play members Chivalry 2

>>64591218
Anon you're just defending a groomer

>>64591218
I don't think you know what projection means.

>>64591050
I should groom Lucitan instead and NTR him
I'd have a cute Taiwanese wife AND unlimited Mori booze

That reminds me that vampire survivors is getting an amongus DLC.

>>64591462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUsXmtPMUws

>>64591504
Kek, they kinda went all out with that trailer

>>64591635
Their trailers are always good.

The fuck, that dude destroyed everyone. He was like 4 layers high at the end still.

>>64591862
some people are just really good at fall guys

So, the previous members FG was before Mori's prroinkbrain, right? I don't remember her doing it last time, at least.

>>64592060
it was a long time ago so def before AC6

>>64592060
Steam said last played in February. This was also the stream she started talking about J6 pre-production

JGBFPUCT, what I miss in the first 30 minutes?

>>64592546
Just got back from picking up Christmas tree?

>>64592546
Mori hasn't won yet

>>64592546
a susbeat
a deadbeat
a ghostcatbeat with smol kiara inside
mori passing a round
several prroinks

Nice, that win takes the edge off of it for me. Time to sit back and enjoy Mori qualifying.

Why doesn't Mori just buy controllers that work? I know they're overpriced, but...

>>64592832
she has a controller that works, it's her cables that don't

>>64592832
some of the hardest workers are also the most extreme procrastinators

>>64592995
she's just like me frfr

>>64592832
She's a PlayStation fangirl, she's predisposed to buying shitty controllers

she read my chat message

>>64592995
Damn, #relatable...

>>64592995
Damn.......That's real as fuck......

>>64592995
That sounds like ADHD

>>64593140
first time?

She got bonked

My Mori is a champion like no other

Mori kinda sucks at fall guys eh? lmao

>"Forget Top Hats"
She's finally healing...

>>64593784
It's been years and she still hasn't won a game

>>64593784
>>64593861
don't blame her, some people are really good at Fallguys and play it more than twice a year lol

>>64593861
Maybe >we are just collectively really good at Fallguys

>>64594096
With the collective strength of 39 deadbeats, I am a sufficiently competent Fall Guys player

>>64594096
I desire to have sex with the green cat

>>64594096
I want to mating press Omo Cat so bad

>>64594257
>>64594265

>>64594308
>Omocat looking at Twitter.jpg

>>64594308
replace one of those knives with my dick

>>64594435
QRD on why people were sneeding?

>>64594597
>one of the people working on Omori got "sick"
>didn't deliver on contracted shit, contract got terminated
>years later she's hounding Omo for royalties since the game popped off

>>64594469
this but all of the knives with all of my penisi

>>64594720
That person getting BTFO later was fun.

>amount of people joining already slowed down this much
Overestimating your popularity there Mori

>>64594866
to be fair, she did just get like 1k new members

>>64594866
This has literally always happened

>>64594720
that's it?! lmaooo

>>64594866
I know you're the typical shitposter, but for people that dodn't know any better - the usual 500ish people is watching, people just don't give a shit for Fall Guys

>>64594866
She's being way too anal with hiding the code way too much, deadbeats have already shown that they'll wait and new members are probably getting confused

>>64595072
You're giving this shitter too much credit

>>64594866
Nah it's more like lazy niggas didn't bother to copy the code from chat considering it insta-filled the movement she moved the QR code

other than mungus what good member games are there?

>>64595454
Gartic Phone

>>64595454
That one where she played Idol Showndown was super fun imo

>tiny fraction of audience actually shows up to livestreams
>tiny fraction of audience is actually membered
>tiny fraction of members show up to any given stream
>tiny fraction of members willing to participate in game
Hope this helps

>>64595454
HoloEarth

A FUCKING DEADWEIGHT

>>64595454
Unreal Tournament '04

>>64595783
Why are you unironically engaging with a shitter's post when the initial post wasn't even based in reality (the room stuck on like 33~ until she showed the code i.e has nothing to do with the amount of people watching)

It's honestly surprising how good deadbeats are about making sure everyone who wants to join gets to atleast once.

>>64596198
Catching strays intended for the 5 guys who actually replied to it

>>64596198
it stayed on 33 until she said everyone could join retard

>Friday US prime-time and she can barely fill a 40 person lobby
Mori...

I'll always laugh at people hate watching a fucking member stream kek

>>64596421
It stayed on 33 until she moved the QR bar because nobody wanted to copy that shit from chat

>>64596730
she removed the code, nobody joined, she said ok its free for all, it filled up
I dont know why are you are making this up, everyone here is watching the stream

Here's how Mori can still win

Mori encouraging (You) during sex

>>64596806
You are the retard who doesn't seem to be watching since she had like 8 lobbies beforehand that filled instantly. Deadbeats have always been notoriously good at not repeat joining until she says its fine.

>>64596806
>she removed the code, nobody joined
Anon it literally jumped from 33 to 42 the moment she show the code before she could even speak

>>64596988
not everyone is the same person, please point to the part in my post where the previous 8 lobbies would be remotely relevant

>>64596901
>Good job my dude!
>wow that sure was a fat nut you busted
kek

>>64597270
You are a shitter trying to pretend she didn't cycle through a few hundred players already.

Morichama.......pls just buy new cords/controllers lmao

>>64597350
oh wait you arent even watching the stream and are just trying to start shit

>>64596988
cope

>>64549185
didn't really come out as good as i wanted, sorry

>>64597685
Seethe

>>64597787
based kek

>>64597787
based

>>64597787
based

Holy shit this round

>>64597787
Giwtwm

>>64597787
based

>>64594096
I blame the having-to-talk-all-the-way-throughout streamer debuff desu. Plus reading the chat. Plus tech shit. You know.

>>64597787
FROM THE PARKING LOT, BY GOD

>that's not the way I want to be prrroinked
I think I might know how she might be

If the other bakingbeat is itt, did you use lye for the pretzels you posted the other day? I heard you could use heated up baking soda instead but I also just found some old bottled lye water that my Aunt just happened to leave behind.

>>64598611
I used hot baking soda. 3/4 cup baking soda to 1 gallon of water, bring to a boil and keep at a simmer. Boil each pretzel for ~ 30 seconds 2-3 at a time.

Mori would've had a good career as SC2 commentator, I think

while Mori was doing the commentary, I just raped the 3v1 Raven combat mission harder than ever
killed both Umber Ox and Aster before he arrived and then took him down without healing once

>>64598985
I was hoping her and A-chan would've been able to cast the idol showdown tourney

>It's already been 2 hours
Holy shit

I wonder if she will tell us who the drawing collab will be with.

>>64599515
apparently so

>>64599515
It might be with Ao

>>64599515
My sources tell me it might be Ao, but I can't really hard confirm it

>Mori calls Ao Ao-chan
I think Ao will get legitimately flustered by that and it's going to be cute