/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

I hate my life so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Look at me. I'm the Gura now.

I just want her to please be okay and to please talk to me a little.
The old depression's been kicking in this week and it would help a lot.

What is she doing right now?

>>64519789
Being gay.

>>64519789
Eating, baking, reading, and other women related hobbies. That being said I started playing shitty gacha games again

>>64519279
>>64519674
SNIFFFFFF

>>64519789
Rubbing her cunny raw

>>64519789
"life stuff"

>>64518015
She's okay, she won't talk to you. Is this fine with you?

>>64520169
Is she at the dentist?

>>64520169
Post the goom version.

>>64520572

>>64520811
Thank you.

>>64519789
Being just like me frfr, shitting around on the internet and baking cookies. I'm making chocolate ones next. I've been wanting to tackle frosting but it seems like a pain in the ass.

Gurass

>>64521580
what kind of frosting? you can fill it into a ziplock bag and cut off one end, or just use a brush, depending on what kind of frosting.
you can make a basic one with powdered sugar and water, you can make your own powdered sugar out of granulated if you have a blender, is usually cheaper.

>>64518015
I too wish for the shart
it's definitely getting worse as the month draws on, I really hate the holidays

Day 17! Give it up for day 17!

Sex with a fembud.

WHERE IS TINY WOMAN

>>64522815
doing life stuff

jiii~

>>64522159
Hm I might actually try that, seems like it works well enough, thanks chumbie

Have a doughnut, LOSER.

>>64522815
Making gundam figurines and buying anime 1/8 loli statues

>>64523217
mmm don't mind if I do

>>64523579
jelly-filled are my favorite! nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!

>>64523579
Is that normal if I want to rub fatfuck's tummy?

>>64524681
I wanna smack his belly and hear him squeal like a little piggy while he kicks his little legs to turn over and run away.

not going to read
I LOVE GURA!!

goob

>>64526366
my wife

She was streaming a lot in August but then those 2 homos graduated and she disappeared. Were they connected in some way?

I almost sharted today desu. That's never happened to me before.

>>64526508
Me eaten by Gura

my wife

>>64526941
Seeing them quit made her realize she can just stop streaming too, so she did.

>>64526941
>a lot
no she wasnt

>>64528005
The bare minimum is "a lot" compared to the rest of the year.

>>64528005
by Gura standards she was

>>64528064
streaming once a month would be a lot for Gura at this point

Have you ever considered that she just doesn't like you that much? You're friendly with the clientele at work, that doesn't mean you want to see them every day.

>>64527929
>>64528005
>>64528064
>>64528260
welcome

>>64528293
>crying at 28 ips about new ips
dire...

>>64528385
I'm just welcoming the threadshitters.
Nothing wrong with that

>>64528385
Go back.

How much money has she pulled in by being in Hololive?

To watch gura, is to be. To be is to watch gura. If there is no gura, then I am not to be.

nigger gura hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhohohehehehehehehehe

>>64517624
According new twitch policy, she can show her naked body, it have to be tagged properly btw

>>64528812
>catalog nigger
>cant even read the catalog
incredible...

>>64528801
no racism outside of /b/

take me back bros

*chops your dick off*

>15 posts/h
It's Gurover...

Alright, where is she? No meme responses, I know one of you is unhinged enough to track her somehow.

>>64530203
probably at her house

>>64530203
1. why the fuck would i give that away to anyone else?
2. if i said what she does id both be discounted as a shitter and probably banned for not even rule breaking

Child

>>64530436
sex

Remember when she said

"Through the years, we will all be together, if the fates allowed"?

It's the Fate's fault. Who are we starting with?

>>64530382
Keep it to yourself. Those asking for spoonfeed never deserve it.

>>64530863
I'm more than a little rusty on my mythology but Lachesis is probably responsible for measuring the length wrong

>>64530863
Does anyone have a Kratos gosling edit?

>>64530382
I can't believe I'm saying this, but thanks for the vaguepost response to that
the mix of 'okay spit it out/shut the fuck up retard/what's going of fucking christ' seems to still be in there, guess I'm not quite as numb as I thought

It's been 3 years since this stream. Where has all the time gone... I still think her giggles in this are the cutest Gura noises ever made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc39S6hdYpk

>>64531332
I'm basically numb to it at this point and while I may be a big enough schizo to know I'm not nearly a big enough retard to care or share, I just hope she feels good enough to come back to us some day. I really miss spending time with her and want her to feel better and come back strong.

Remember when she said "I love you"

You guys want to see her so much, but what will you say when you see her? You have months of thinking, you're capable of bringing up something better than just ritual post /here/, right?

>>64531651
anything that could have been said from any perspective has been said, I got nothin

>>64530863
So basically what you're saying is fate is a brat that requires correction by me.

>>64531651
Uuoohhhhhhh gura gura gura small gura cute gura guraaa gura gura wife gura love love love rabuuuuu skiiiiiii my love gura UUUAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CUMNNNYYYOUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

Marin announced she's going to marry Peco. Look like the pirate also gave up on shark

>>64532096
what a whore

>>64532096
She used Gura just like Kiara did.

>>64532170
Actually shark connection to holo is deteriorating everyday. From Mori, Watson, Kronii, Kaela, Shion, Okayu to Marine. Only Ina and Kiwawa seem to care about her these days.

>>64532465
Ame is her only actual friend
I'm not even a gurametard, its just a fact

>>64532170
Who used who? Blue horizon is less than half the quality of Shinkiro

Love my wife gooba now!

I want Gura to shit down my throat

>>64532867
No. It all belongs to me.

>>64532623

Arr, me heart feels the weight of countless sunsets on this endless sea. The days they blur like a ghost ship in the mist, and I be left wonderin' if I'll ever see me sharkwife again.

Which one of you guys is my real Gurandpa?

>>64533491
me, everyone else replying is lying.

Yes, indeed. It is calledggg, where the transitory lands of theLords of antis converge. In venturing north, the chumbuds discover the truth of the old words: "The content fades and the Lords go without posting." When the link to youtube is threatened, the bell tolls, unearthing the old Lords of antis from their graves... , SEA, Scizos of the Deep... Anons Undead Legion, therrat Writers... And the reclusive lord of theProfaned Capital,(YOU) the Cripple.. Only, in truth... the Lords will abandon their post... And theChumbudswill rise. Nameless, accursedChumbies, unfit even to be antis. And so it is, that shrimp seekethstreams.

I was sorta dealing with it fineish if you squint really hard for a couple weeks, why is it nagging at me again tonight

>>64517624
That's me. Sometime she uses me as a pillow

>>64532723
>Blue horizon is less than half the quality of Shinkiro
And? Putting aside that you are apparently extremely easy to please when it comes to music, not to mention how idiotic it is to compare a comedic upbeat anime OP with a melancholic city pop music video, let's entertain the premise for a second anyway, for the sake of illustrating that (You) are a retard:
The quality of Shinkiro does not indicate that Gura "used" Marine. Marine "used" Gura. Marine was the one who asked Gura to participate, Marine was the one who had the opportunity to have Gura as a second voice in her song (without which the "quality" would have been drastically reduced), and Marine was the one who benefited in terms of viewership and exposure. Where, exactly, is anything to suggest that Gura exploited the opportunity for her own benefit, or even that she gained anything out of the collaboration AT ALL other than the opportunity to work with a beloved senpai?

https://youtu.be/s5o4RCx9_4I
Be patient she has autism and a cocktail of other mental illnesses

>>64536958
I love her

>>64536958
>has issues holding eye contact
>loves staring people in the eyes
I love this mess of a woman so much

As a Chumbie who is also a Hooman, seeing all these Christmas streams just make me more sad.
Hope you're having a great month chumbos.

>>64538167
Thank you chuuman

>>64538167
I'm glad gura gets to spend some time with her family. I have chumbieprime's outer wilds videos to look forward to as well

>>64538196
>even Yagoo has become an anti
grim...

>>64538196
Response shrimps?

I'm so hungwy

>>64538783
The response is the same as its always been: Gura is simply going at her own pace. Notice how he says that not every member is like this that streams every week, Gura does things at pace that she is comfortable at and we are ok with it.

>>64538784
>Being an anti is expecting a streamer to do their job

>>64536346
Gura received the benefit of picking the song cuz Marin prefer classic otaku song than city pop. Gura received sponsorships in Japan from Marin's connection as well as exposure to JP audience, which was her target this year. Marin can do well on her own, look at her originals. For JP side doing offical covers is often a passion project to do what they like regardless of popularity, Gura do it for sponsorship and trend chasing

>>64538783
you have too much time on your hands

>>64538784
Yagoo was an anti ever since he learned he was an ESL. this is the fate of all ESLs unfortunately…

>>64539205
yeah, can you believe the entitlement?

>>64539205
hololive is supposed to be a side gig bub

>>64539205
>merely expecting
lol

>>64539506
>picking the song
Gura did not "pick the song", whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. It was an original composition, and Marine was the one who decided to make a city pop song.
https://youtu.be/IBjzZeHVp5Y
>Gura received sponsorships in Japan from Marin's connection
>Source: the depths of my own retarded ESL SEAmonkey ass
Even assuming this was the case, there is no evidence that Gura participated in Shinkiro to leech off of Marine's connections, and plenty of reason why it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Marine was still the one who approached her first. If Gura was "chasing" trends and sponsorships to milk the JP audience, you'd think *she* would be the one actually *doing the chasing* instead of doing literally nothing for months on end and letting others approach her with their ideas first. That indicates that she has *no* targets - probably because she's fucking burnt out or something.

>>64540905
Gura picked it when she complained about sad shark noises and said she wanted to do city pop where Marine could see it.

>>64532723
Marine asked Gura for the collab. Retard

Imma be real with yall, gura is a lonely girl who needs someone to rely on

Gawr Goombus. Gawr Gugugus. Gawr boombus. Gawr Gargantuan. Gargantuan Gawr Goombus. Goo Goombus. Goo Goomber. Goom Goo Goombert. Cum.

>>64541259
I genuinely cannot tell if (You) are the same anon, nor if you are trolling or not

>>64541770
Give her a lil' taste of ol' reliable
captcha: 2PDSMH

>>64541770
I will be that person for her

>>64541770
I want to pump and dump this lonely girl and make her even more depressed T u T

>>64544065

>>64544065
turnabout isn't necessarily fair play

>>64544065
I wish you would stop always saying things like that about my cute wife. She doesn't need it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OtGbI5B4k60&pp=ygUUU2xpcGtub3QgZ3VyYSBwdXJpdHk%3D

Help I am addicted to gura slipknot songs.

https://youtu.be/B4x3RtAy-Hg

It would be cool to have someone like Senzawa around while Gura is not here. She's the closest thing to her I've ever seen among vtubers.

>>64545129

>>64545188

>>64545188
>>64545291

>>64546354

Chumbies want to breed this

From a zoomer internet meme queen into a trad wife. What went wrong?

>>64546812
more than anything else in this world

>>64538784
>>64538196
>>64538783
>>64539205
Why should anyone care what Yagoo has to say? Dude is literally just a PR mascot who spouts feel good platitudes. He doesn't actually do anything. If Cover actually considered streaming to be their job, then they would make them do it, but they don't. So either Yagoo is being disingenuous or is completely out of touch. (Probably both)

>>64547032
you mean what went right? I love my tard wife!

>>64547032
Modernity

>>64547350
>is literally just a PR mascot who spouts feel good platitudes.
>doesn't actually do anything.
>is completely out of touch.

>>64547350
let the man ride his bike in peace

when is this slutwhore going to stream

>>64547431
Yes. Yagoo doesn't do anything meaningful besides PR and yes he probably is very out of touch when it comes to whats happening in Hololive, especially in the EN scene.

>>64547501
you may wish to look back and forth between the nervous shark and the greentext until something in your brain clicks
or until smoke comes out, whichever

>>64547547
Learn how to make proper sentences Yagoo shill.

guess smoke came out, alright

>>64547499
I don't know where this "slutwhore" you're referring to is, this is a Gura thread

>>64547350
>Dude is literally just a PR mascot who spouts feel good platitudes.
waoh u remembered exactly how i said it last time!!

>>64547784
hes confusing it with his moms thread as usual

>>64541770
Doesn't she have friends, family?

I will never forgive Gura for playing loud music while running on the treadmill

>>64547679
Did Watson lend the pipe to Gura?

>>64548168
Don't know how much they are helping.

beating gura's ass tenderly

beating gura's ass roughly

>>64548359
oh n-NYOOOOO

biting Gura's ass gently

Gura, let's cyb0rseggz and make your nipples and clit fully erect!

sucking on Gura's cheeks

>>64544757
Kino

>>64549161
sleep tight buddy

>>64549161
Oyasame

>>64549161
sharkdreams

does her vagina sweat

>>64549967
yes, unless her body stopped producing sweat for some reason

>>64532867
You must be fucking ecstatic then cause that's all she ever does lately.

>>64549967
No because I lick it clean

>>64550275
I wish..

Lazy bitch. Enough is enough. Outside of collabs and that shill stream, I thought that line about next year was a mistake but in reality, it was her plan all along

>>64549967
You can’t just ask if a girl’s vagina sweats. That’s very rude.

>>64549967
Vaginas don't sweat you fucking troglodyte

>>64550410
not the vagina itself but the area around it

>>64550447
I am curious as well

>>64550447
Then of course it does, all pussies sweat. It depends a lot on what the girl is wearing and how physically active she's been though.

>>64550637
>all pussies sweat.
Pussies don't sweat you fucking troglodyte

>>64517624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OLDwgbgt_Y

pussies dont sweat
but gura's does bite

Can't tell if you fags are baiting or are just overly confident virgins. Pussies definitely sweat. I can assure you Gura's puffy innie cunny is basically a waterfall after it's been pressed against her gaming chair for hours.

>>64550783
I must drink it all, my jar is empty, I don't even have fumes left...

We discussing Gura's cunny in here? I happen to be an expert on her cute cun.

Being a girl must be so fucking gay, like imagine looking down there and just seeing this puffy mound and having a slimy hole purely designed to pleasure cock and give birth to babies. No wonder bitches are so unstable, looking at you, Gura.

>>64550885
What are those little dark green/black spots in the middle of her pee stained panties that I see sometimes? Is it smegma? Shit looks nasty but it smells good.

Back of the knee?

>>64519789
me

>>64547032
>What went wrong
Realistically? Me not being the lucky son of a bitch who got to marry her.

>>64551419
She's not married, but she will be. To me.

>>64551419
>cuckschizo
>"realistically"

>>64551462
She's already married to me though

>>64551210
>>64551419
>>64551462
>>64551593
all me btw

>>64551490
i wonder which one is closer to knowing the reality between the cuckschizo and the delusional chumbie

>>64551722
bushy pucci poster is closer to reality than both of them

>>64551490
Being a delusional unicorn and assuming Gura is saving her hymen for one of her doormats isn't any better.

>>64551746
Your JP whore got fucked on stream and you're the doormat defending it, though.

>>64551746
She isn't saving, but she isn't able to get laid either.

>>64551819
Imagine calling anyone else a schizo while behaving like this. Projecting much?

>>64551918
You just said you're anti-unicorn, which means you're a doormat cuck.

>>64550357
Oh nyo, it wasn't, I pwomise!! Don't be angwy chumbie!! з:>>64550372

>>64551967
I'm not anti unicorn if it's for a girl who might legitimately be innocent enough. Gura is definitely not that kind of girl as time has shown.

When I had a psychotic break back in the summertime I lost three years worth of Gura cunny art because I was paranoid and thought the FBI was coming for my hard drives. I still get sad about that sometimes.

>>64552020
You brought up unicorns in a derogatory sense, and now you're trying to squirm out of it? Class A doormat behavior.

>>64552050
Isn't lolicon legal in the states?

>>64552205
Yes but I wasn't in the right frame of mind. I think they released me from the psych ward too early. If I was stable when I came out I probably wouldn't have done that.

>>64552219
Sucks, I also get paranoid about glowniggers from time to time.

>>64551899
roru, rumao even
a woman literally just has to exist and someone will approach her, even hambeasts get laid

>>64551746
>>64551967
>>64551419
I'm not assuming anything retard, you're the one assuming with your stupidass comment. If you think you're getting cucked then you're an actual cuck for sticking around.

>>64552344
didn't mean to quote this
>>64551967

>>64552344
Sticking around while assuming you aren't getting cucked when something's obviously up isn't any better

>>64552598
that ring won't save you from me, Gura.

>>64552470
>you have to be a paranoid schizophrenic
You can literally do this at any time, at any point in a "relationship." How do you know whether you're not being cucked? You don't, you can always suspect, because it can always be hidden and you can never know. It's your call to decide whether you think it's happening or not, and if you really think it is, then you should leave. Besides, what "cucked" is is your own personal interpretation. Some people don't even see the streamer as someone they will ever be in a relationship with or care about in that way, just as entertainment they donate to. You're just, once again, forcing everyone to listen to your stupid personal grievances as if everyone should care about them, since you're a narcissistic tantrum throwing attention whore who assumes his needs are everyone else's needs. And the cherry on top is that he's a schizo who interprets everything in the most dramatic way possible. You could literally be right about everything (obviously I don't think so), and you would STILL be a schizo.

Instead of posting dumb, just post cute?

sleeb

Do you think we'll ever see a schedule again?

>>64553469
Maybe if she gets it through her head that schedules are about providing structure rather then telling people exactly what you are going to do in a given day.

F U C K

>>64553469
A more realistic question would be will we ever get a non-mandated stream again?

Do you think that Gura is my little cum hole?

>>64554100
No, she's a public cum hole.

>>64554175
True

You don't see much goora posting anymore

>>64530099
*deflects*

>>64554244
Would jar and ruin T u T

>>64553256
But I want to post dumb and cute.

PoV: you're yeah, me!

>>64554822
so Gura?

>>64554943
ye

Gura is in love with me.

I wish some of you would stop looking at Gura as some sort of piece of sex meat. She's a cinnamon bun and shouldn't be lewded at all.

Saw that ogayu was playing holoparade and somehow I knew she would have Gura there

>>64554997
k

>>64554049
A schedule of mandated streams would be great too.

Yeah, it's silly, but I liked when Okayu gave her attention often. I think she's probably moving over to the dog women soon

>>64555673
I think you honestly need to shut up already. No one cares what you think other Holomems are feeling.

>>64555713
My wife looks good with my baby inside of her.

Any news?

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Do you support Gura's preference for dark-skinned men?

>>64556911
I support her in everything

>>64555713
That's my onahole generating another onahole for me T u T

>>64556911
She hates niggers though.

I really really need her.

>>64556911
I would put on blackface for Gura.

>>64556911
Can't say I like the idea but I'd be lying if I said I'd go against my oshi for such an insignificant preference.

>>64556911
i support Gura's preference for big tiddie women and small children

thoughts on Tokyo Wabi-Sabi?

>>64558841
So she got knocked up back when she was still doing GFE in 2021? What a little slut.

>>64559926
yeah i did it

>>64559834
Great song I wish she uploaded it on her channel instead

I had a dream where Gura streamed naked on twitch and was moaning harder than the RFA streams. Then I gave her my entire paycheck.
Woke up hard as fucking steel.

She will never have to moan for money anymore.

Gura, please cyb0rseggz me for free.

>>64560473
I want sharkdreams too

>>64560397
I need to goom on those walls T u T

>>64562092
I guess Gura, Marine thing was just a fling.

Honest question, am I a cuck for wanting to fuck Gura after she's been used by another man? Like the thought of burying my cock in her gaping cun cun after it's already been filled by some stranger and fucking his cum out of her while she's out of it is incredibly hot to me.

>>64562405
Yes. Go ahead and fap though.

>>64562940
The UNO stream wasn't management mandated.

>>64562405
It's okay if you piss on her, spit at her face, and leave her forever afterward as the used goods she is.

>>64562999
Based

>>64562940
I want fun plans with Gura too, but I can't afford a flight to Japan

gib me goobas best thumbnail

>>64563287

literally me

>>64557054
What about Lucio and Miles?

>>64564005
source? tut

look

>>64564721
>source?
He made it the fuck up.

>>64565425
That's a cute slut

>>64566557
MY slut

>>64564721
its on gelbooru

gaurugura > Gawr Gura

>>64555157
She's a cinnamon bun, alright, and I need to glaze her.

>>64567148
fatfuck

>17 since last stream
>FOUR FUCKING MONTHS since the last stream that wasn't an advertisement or special event
Why are you all even still here.

>>64570401
I like seeing posters like you upset.

>>64570442
Anon im not upset, I'm just utterly confused as an outsider looking in. You sit in here all day, every day, talking about a streamer that hasn't done a single stream in months except for a paid advertisement. What exactly are you getting out of this?

>>64569286
Why is she so perfect, chumbies?

>>64570401
>Why are you all even still here.
Idk, out of habit, I guess.

>>64570700
I guess that makes sense...

>>64570401
To fap to fembuds.

>>64570442
Why are you like this Gura?

>>64570401
the better question is, why are you?

>>64570401
To talk about my love for guras bushy pucci.

>>64570985
Anon that's the first post by IP retard, I came here because I was surprised to still see this thread on the catalogue.

>>64570991
she doesn't have that

>>64571070
If you think a general is baffling, you should wonder how gura seethe threads are still being made. Now that's mental illness.

>>64571156
Absolutely, its why I generally just stick to the couple generals I frequent. This is the first time I've looked at the catalogue in like a month so Im honestly confused why so many people are still talking about Gura. I'll stop shitting up your thread and go back to mine now.

>>64568149
link? I can't find it

>>64570401
because I've lost control of my life

>>64572436
*poke*

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

How much of your sperm is currently stored in Gura?

>>64573493
about 50 milliliter

I'm thinking traveling to New Zealand just for the hell of it

>>64574328
did the lord of the rings talk prompt this or something

>>64574606
maybe
I also got a loan for $20,000 so I might go wild for a bit

>>64574714
I thought people who lived in debt being irresponsible with money was a myth.

>>64574936
anon I spend thousands of dollars per year on vtubers there is no responsibility here

>>64574714
you actually got a loan just to spend it on a vacation? I always thought people only get loans when they want to start a business or buy a house or something.

>>64574714
Maybe I should take a loan out and go on a vacation too. Live dangerously

>>64576180
my parents house will be my house eventually so no use saving up for one

That's it, I'm going on a quest to find and save my shark wife. I can't wait anymore.

>>64536346
>Marine was the one who had the opportunity to have Gura as a second voice in her song (without which the "quality" would have been drastically reduced), and Marine was the one who benefited in terms of viewership and exposure.
Are you seriously implying that Marine's songs are low quality and can't get views without Gura?

>>64578269
I already tried and failed but good luck to you

ear

>>64579476
I need to goom in it

I can't wait for Fauna to upload her Outer Wilds let's play!

>>64579547
I too am curious about chumbieprime's exploits in space mystery game.

>>64574714
How. Don’t you have to convince the bank that you’re opening up a new bar or something?

Gura just let's play and upload it, fuck talking to me... just let me hear your voice.

>>64580364
if that was actually what you wanted, you'd be fine with vods, but you want to hear her voice live, you want to interact with her in real time.