/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thanks for za bread!
Bae in the advent calender with Mori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gonF92JGVk

Here's that gif I promised (webm)
>>64491193

Bae cute

Everyone is so happy, then there's just IRyS.

>>64536512
She doesn't get to suck on Bae pussy which is understandable

>>64536668
Don't we all know that feel...

BREAD

LIVE

Telly!

>>64536668
IRyS is just like me, fr fr
No wonder I like her the most after Bae, its because I love myself. Sf love is important guys

>>64536190
HOLY SHIT HAYKO CRUMBS LETSGOOOOOOO

AGHH SHES SO TINNY AND SHES SO TALLLLL AAAAA
MAKE OUT ALREADY MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT LIVE ON STREAM RIGHT NOW

>>64537106
IRyS is gonna rape my oshi......

>>64537106
jesus, those are bedroom eyes

Tourist here. When did Bae start the witness me thing? It's been quite a while since I've watched her.

>>64537306
kinda recently, she didn't have a proper greeting so she made one on stream

>>64537306
bout a month ago

>>64537106
focus on the stream mumei

>>64537306
about 2 months ago
https://youtu.be/FHjfuGqdpJc

if my christmas tree get picked i will say "look guys that's my tree!"

>>64535913
So many marbles to collect...

this is some advanced sillyness, thank good nanashi mumei, the most serious member of this gen, isnt present

kronii??

>>64537106
Why are you like this Mumei?
Why do you wanna see your Bae get ravaged by IRyS?

look guys that's my tree!

>>64537826
OI

>>64537826
No it's MY tree!

>>64537826
Wait but this is my tree

>>64537826
Focus on the stream Bae

I need a sports analyst on the case, is this krobae?

>>64537970
if you squint it might be legal

I think BaeRyS should have sex and make Kronii and Fauna watch

>>64537826
I don't remember making this post

look guys that's my gunpla!

That poor mouse :'(

>>64537970
Yes

i fucking hate this guy because
a) he didnt make shit and he got featured
b) I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT GUNPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Be honest, is it noticeable?

>>64538261
this gunpla....AKAI NO SUISEI??

>>64538099
Where can I watch???

>>64538274
You'll get em next year, Ryan Brratling...
I believe in you.

Oh no this guy

>>64538518
Its ok theyre laughing at him

>>64538518
am i supposed to know who he is?

>>64538648
Top 3 creepiest faggots in Baes chat in general
If bae had mods hed been banned a long time ago

Man, I really love how eternally smug IRyS is these days. Redesigning her avatar was definitely the right choice in the end

>>64538648
If you don't then you clearly pay no attention to chat

>>64538729
ooooooooh this guy. thought he was some cringe twitter simp but now that you mention it he was one of the att whores

Bae did you just pick your chat regulars?

>>64538780
Bros she wants to fug Reine's fans?

l-look guys? that's my...tree??

>>64538648
Perhaps

I hope we see something as good as last year's barbell-shaped nintendo switch

>>64538963
how is this any less unhinged than half of /vt/?

>>64539006
because we dont go and tweet it at her or say it to her face?

>>64538839
It's compensation for the fact that I made the strategic decision to not show off my tree, which would've taken the whole stream to discuss.

>>64539006
Saying unhinged shit anonymously VS saying unhinged shit publicly

>>64538799
thats right i dont pay attention to yes men and emote spam

Rrat Love

I love that Bae actually leans into the yabai jokes now instead of shying away from it

unchi wwww

>>64538978
That was 2 years ago.

>>64538839
Ok she legit just picked her chat

You guys would really struggle if you watched anybody other than bae
These people are average at best when it comes to been creepy in chat

>>64539193
Just watch, mine is up next for sure

>>64539248
Hes also an unemployed fag who begs for people to superchat on his behalf
As stated prior, this fag wouldve been kicked out long ago if Bae cares

>>64539311
And again that is fucking nothing compared to other fags in other chats

>>64539193
maaan, if i knew she'd do this i would've made some shitpost involving my rats or something

>>64539405
Were not playing 1up you fucking nonce, were just talking about baes chat

i am the moomer huwe huwe-
superchats are off because im not like, streaming yeah, just post your credit card, the three numbers in the back and the expiration date and ill bill myself a really small one, trust me, im nunei

NIGGA who reads chat in holo streams anyway? it's all garbage

Im sure these people are all masturbating to their attention dopamine

>>64539545
How have you managed to find a way to be mad about this?

>promise are being super cute and bantering to the max
>anons want to talk about chat

Aw cute, Bae is getting IRyS choc-
>I'll get the cheapest chocolate
Classic kek

Fuck this place is worse than global when it comes to talking about chat
Stop ruining the thread with you petty bitching ffs

>>64539700
The only funny one was the toilet one, a lot of fun ones were genuinely overlooked

huskies are cute but fucking hell are they insufferable with their screams

Does that owl tree count as this stream's designated MuBae moment?

>>64539748
She's Asian what do you expect?

attention whores always ruin the fun

>>64539800
Theyre annoying in general, its an oversized hairy toddler

Rate the uh, dogs

my dogs always look like cats...

Holy FAT FUCK

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

Im glad this deadbeat made it in

>>64539748
it was getting way too friendly so she had to change it.

This guy is so fucking cool, how do you even compete holy shit

Oh shit Bae is going to fight Cover Corporation!

>>64539832
>>64540166
Yes, that's the joke, Bae is the tsun

Can't even get your own merch!
Can't have shit in Detroit!

this one was chosen while she was horny

That wasnt many submissions…

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING ACRYLIC STAND!?

Christmas merch!
Also Bae looks like a child here

im gonna grudepost that one guy who said "we are getting outfits"

Fuck you

i will never buy flat pieces of plastic with pictures on them

If theres no outfits then im really disappointed

>>64540483
The art style make it look like a FEH Winter Banner

>>64540497
This is the mid announcement which implies another announcement at the end
also enter PNG mumei

>A stand
>made of acrylic
IM FUCKING BUYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

ACRYLIC STAND GODS CANNOT STOP WINNING

>>64540497
We didn't get outfits because you didn't hope enough

>>64535913
Your image has an extra brown haired girl I've never seen before.

The plate/mugs are actually pretty neat

Ok the plate and mug look really nice.
Also really subtle.

>>64540764
Bro that girl is on the telly right now

mumei is under the table giving service, that's why she's there but doesnt talk

>>64540809
>on the telly
Britoid detected

Is that fucking Fongban

>>64540596
>>64540698
second grudgepost.
Fuck.
You.

More like FongWON

>>64540948
Yeah

Hell yeah!
also Fonban winning

>Promise Christmas carols
eh better than just shit quality merch

Im a bit underwhelmed honestly

not gonna lie i was expecting costumes and now im bummed out

>>64540809
>she's on stream
>it's just her png
Damn dude why didn't they do that for Sana, she would have been in every collab!

At least they can use the stock christmas outfit in their home 3d… yay…

i once pressed my dad's bellybutton and he farted...

BAE IS FINGERING HER BELLYBUTTON

>>64541457
You heard the man drawbrrats, get to work!

>"The jugular??" in stereo
my oshi and her wiferys are fucking dumb

>>64541394
Recently I was going to the bathroom to take a piss, but then needed to fart. But it was a shart! And then I had to poo in the toilet.

>>64541557
How did these girls leave school without knowing fuck all about anatomy?

>>64541557
These two are perfect for each other...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a second....that's not a christmas tree....that's nerissa ravencroft from Hololive En generation 3 Advent

Bae....
IRyS....
Kronii....
Fauna.....
>>64541182
>>64541189
The hoodies counted as this years outfit.

>>64541707
That was their anniverary gift

>>64541612
People graduate not knowing Geography, this shouldn't shock anyone.

>Nessie
DANDADAN REFERENCE

nessie is a garbage nickname love ya bae but that just isnt it

>>64541972
Rissa is better?
your on drugs

>>64541557
>>64541612
Anatomy? It's a quote from deceased Supreme Court southern liberal Justice Harlan Black. He would always say, in his thick southern accent, "go for the juggalur".

>>64541972
I like it more than Rissa, it's cute

>>64541847
I preferred Dedededemon. It was a superior manga about aliens.

>>64542096
[extremely loud incorrect buzzer]

Ginger bread is ass

>1 stand and 1 mug + shipping and handling and tax is almost 60 dollars usd

Yeah nah

>>64542012
>>64542051
im not on drugs im autistic. rissa is also silly. nerissa works just fine and anything else is forced

>>64542223
It's like they only want to sell them to JP's

>>64542223
I've bought every piece of Bae merch this year sans the acrylic standos, I just can't justify it

>>64542223
>>64542298
I would've preferred an announcement of a Beeg Smol plushie restock...

ASide from the first one and the deadbeat, all of these have been pretty shitty

>>64542346
have those even shipped yet? wait a year from now or buy re sale

>>64542503
I genuinely don't fucking know what you were expecting
2 hours straight of esoteric shitposts?

>>64542186
Gantz too, in fact.

>>64542565
NTA but something even remotely cute and or funny.
all of these are lame even for normie photo standards

>>64542267
Her name should be Maude because it sounds like a chick from the midwest in her 60s with 5 strong sons who all play for the middle school, highschool and university football teams.

>>64542565
Most of these are boring even for a facebook feed

Now this is just fucking cringe

>>64542635
those 5 strong sons? all mine baby!

>>64542635
what a fucking ugly name

>Hemogoblin
KILLING FLOOR 2 PROMISE COLLAB WHEN

>universal donor
>Have ulcerative colitis so my blood is pretty much poison
even if i wanted, cant help, so im sorry

>>64542707
That is simply life in any midwest state in the small towns and corn fields where women like Nerissa are born and raised. Otherwise of course you are free to move to Chicago/Detroit/Milwaukee/Minneappolis/St. Louis, but as you might imagine midwestern cities are known for being massive shitholes, even in a country where people think cities suck the midwestern ones really go the extra mile to extra suck.

Except Omaha, which I assume is because Warren Buffett's army of drones will hunt you down if you cause trouble in his fiefdom.

Can we agree Promise as a unit> Advent as a unit

>>64542854
There's another UC brat here?

hey who let the door open, a weirdo snuck in

>Baerys is back
>KroFau are actually unironically having sex
It's NEVER been more over

Sir this is a maccas

>>64542998
mumei....

>>64542953
we are like stand users, except we take medication or we shit blood!

>>64542998
It's ok, Mumei likes to watch.

>>64542909
we can agree this is objectively wrong. i dont even like any member of advent, i like bae and irys. when it comes to collabs advent spams them like crazy, you get one from promise every now and then and yet mumei isnt even here, and for myth just lol

Stop replying to yourself

>>64543150
you know > means greater than

PROMISE LETHAL COMPANY
LEEETTSSSS GOOOOOOO

Lethal company Promise collab next week!

I keep hearing about Lethal Company but I have no fucking idea what it entails

>Bae couldn't open presents until Boxing day
PAPARAAAAAAAT!!!!

rate the stream+announcement+the acrylic stand+the trees+the festive spirit+the medical problems of the thread?+irys and bae's lack of anatomy lessons+the medley+Sonic & Knuckles+lethal company+and that guy's tree, you know, him...he was featured in...he made sure to tell us in the thread

>>64543642
The actual submissions were mostly ass/10
Classic Promise/10
I miss Moom/10
Girls were unhinged and cute as always, the mug/plate merch is pretty neat
Very excited for the Christmas medley and Lethal company collab!

>>64542854
HE HAS ULCERATIVE COLITIS
AND LIKES GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
SO COME ALONG GET WITH HIM

>>64543313
he is saying promise as a unit is greater than advent as a unit. and i am disagreeing with that. so what is the issue here?

>>64543484
Basically
>4 players have to land in a planet, they are astronauts working for a black company
>depending on the planet and the state, more/less fucked up things spawn
>game is about collecting items and scrap to sell, while avoiding getting assblasted by creatures
>proximity mics make for some fun moments. Some monsters are sensitive to sound, you can use walkie talkies to talk to other people who are not with you

Its simple and really fun, you can go to any social media right now and get like 20 clips of funny stuff happening

>>64543642
The submissions were shit
The merch is expensive
This wouldve been x100 better as them just drawing and talking the entire time and not being forced to say something about the most uninteresting pictures whomever picked out picked

Whenever they werent forcing themselves to talk about the pictures was the only highlight

>>64543484
It's a rogue-lite co-op horror game.
The point of the game is go onto planets and collect scrap and random junk for "The Company" and sell.
There's a whole bunch of unique creatures that range from basically harmless to incredibly lethal hunting you the longer you spend on the planet. The game has proximity chat which adds a lot of the tension.

>>64543150
Only Kiara and Mori would show up for a myth collab so you can just pretend that them together is a full myth collab. Gura and Amelia are too busy doing 'stuff' anyway.

Why are you responding to an offtopic retard

Bae i love you but your submission picking permissions need to be revoked

>>64543642
Good time/10
The submissions weren't anything special but the banter and drawings made up for it.
I miss Moom, but lethal company should be a lot of fun with this group

>>64543642
I love promise/10
Plate + mug look really nice/10
excited for lethal company/10

Bros I cannot believe Bae didn't pick my submission of dressing my cock like a christmas tree
What the fuck

>>64543484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_v1-4uHyPg

Bae will piss herself with the dogs that detect sound and the creepy jackbox!

>>64543913
i like mori and kiara even more than bae and irys, myth as a whole is trash but takamori>baerys>everything else

Can you tourists kill yourselves back to global

>>64544263
>tourists
its one guy, seeing as he's laserfocused on talking to himself and he can only do it every few minutes

>>64544231
So your a shipfag
That explains a lot

>>64544184
Bae will be the monitor watcher after encountering her first scare

>>64544263
>big collab with stuff like all of promise, deadbeats and nessie christmas trees
>bruh I can't even
Okay
What do you want to talk about?

>>64544357
>Bae
>Wanting to be left alone in the ship
>with gigants and dogs
she will run alongside either Fauna or Irys while Kronii monitors

I hope we get another moment where Kronii goes off alone and all you hear is her screaming and guaking over the walkie talkies

>>64544360
I saw a really cool bird on my way home, do you wanna talk about that?

>>64544470
show me your bird

i can see it. bae will encounter the little critters that steal your stuff, she will go "awww they are frieeeeeeends" and then her neck will be snapped by the tree guy
that didnt happen to me btw

Bae...

>>64544541
I didn't take a picture but it was a barred owl!!
I like them a lot so I did the WHO COOKS FOR YOU WHO COOKS FOR YOU ALL call back at him

>>64544470
Yes.

>>64544470
Let's power rank birds

>>64544588
This is strangely adorable

>>64544653
why? this nigga cant be beaten

>>64544714
How do hornbills have such a fucking dominating aura
It's unreal

>>64544745
Oops I meant shoebill haha lol!!

>>64544588
My Be-chan is so Japanese she can change the meaning of English words...

>>64544653
This nigga is on flags for a reason

>>64544745
they look a lil friendler from the side, but from the front they are fucking scary.
doesnt help they are like, 180 cms or some stupid shit like that

>>64544838
meant>>64544714

>>64544714
This is still one of my favorite videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Q7KpxT_wE

>>64544629
I meant YOUR bird.

>>64542998
qrd? My pc had a windows boot problem and was tryng to fix it so i barely payed attention

>>64544838
i love when they get wet

>>64544964
My green-cheeked conure is in bed right now and he wouldn't appreciate being woken up for a photo op

>>64544838
He may have the physical advantage but does he have the political advantage? Don't fuck with the Swans.

why did they make her look like a genuine child?

>>64545138
TuT be-chan

>the way i learned that parrots are extremely intelligent animals is when i went to my friend's house, went to the bathroom and saw his parrot dead with its stomach slit like a fucking harakiri

I had nightmares for a while!

>>64544653
Goota have some love for the wedge-tail eagle.

>>64545212
What the fuck

>>64537015
NEVERMIND I FINALLY GOT TO WATCH IT
what the fuck happened why is he lame in a not-hot way now

>>64536190
Very cute anon, thanks.
>Bae in the advent calender with Mori
I still don't consider Bae to have made an advent calenar appearance yet.

>>64545240
parrots are really smart, like 3 year old kid smart, so they can actually feel depresion and remember stuff.
so if they are bored and depressed or their mate died and they miss it so much, they start plucking feathers and slash their stomach or decide to stop eating. Its really fucked up

>>64545212
Did he get murdered or something?

>>64545274
MuBae bros!!

>>64545285
>in a non-hot way
buddy if i was a fembrrat i would suck hayko's dick so hard his boxers would wedge in his ass

>>64545391
(me)
>>64545364
Oh nevermind, reminds me of elephants and how they go to commit suicide in isolation away from their group when depressed

>>64545464
are they ok?

>>64536190
Oh btw a deadbeat reversed the pitch so you can almost hear their real voices
https://files.catbox.moe/4dkdr1.mp3
Bae's Hayko moan is very erotic

>>64545464
Majima really activated her ovaries huh. Cant say i blame her

Aw man the autistic takodachi did the timestamps
this is the good shit

>>64545497
She sounds so dorky

>>64545212
is every novellite traumatized or are you traumatized because you are a novellite?

>>64545599
That dude's a tako? I see him in literally every fucking stream I go to
I don't even know where he finds the time to autistically timestamp so many streams down to the second

>>64545681
ill be honest i dont have time to watch streams but hes always there for Ina so i just assumed hes a tako
he has a long membership to her to

>>64545497
I hope Bae and Kyalli are able to actually do some songs together in the future. But at least the Calvin/Hayko shitposts are pretty funny.

>>64545673
you need to have a pretty high iq and trauma to understand shiori

>>64545464
restarted and acoustic

>>64545728
I'm sure they want to, but it's really hard with UMG.

>>64546446
just make a bae song ft mori. gg ez

>a 2 hour long members stream
>into another yakuza stream
im tired bros....

>>64538780
Punk kiwi

>>64546738
Anon I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up, this is literally the greatest Bae content you could possibly ask for all in a single day.

>>64539748
I don't think it's possible to buy any chocolate advent calendars that don't have garbage chocolate in them.

>>64546738
shut up and just watch a vod later

>>64545497
I love Hayko and C-man.
I LOVE C-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Whenever Bae brings up her membership stream that it's happening it doesn't feel like she's putting a happy aura around what will be talked about during it
Idk, everytime she's mentioned what's left on the schedule when she crosses the menshi she seems anxious

>>64546738
You vil watch ze rrat streams.
You vil spend quality time with Bae.
You vil enjoy rrat playing as funny eyepatch man.
You vil own zero merch and you vil be happy.

>>64547151
She did mention that she will have to talk about the Japan moving process in her membership stream

>>64547151
You sound like a schizo. She's probably going to go more in depth about her plans for next year, when she's moving etc.

>>64547295
yeah but that's a happy topic

>>64547295
So just the normal jitters one would have. That anon is being a drama queen over nothing most likely.

everytime these submission things happen it just makes me realize my boomer parents have never lived in a nice house in my life in terms of interior design
just ugly gaudy out of date garbage collection everywhere dragged through the decades

>>64541182
>Im a bit underwhelmed honestly
No you're not

>>64547735
it was definitely one of the shittier promise collabs honestly

>>64547755
The selections were mediocre but the actual collab was fantastic

>>64547841
yeah i just meant in concept it was pretty ass

>look at this guys nice house
>this guy has my merch
>this guy has your merch
>this guy wrote a twitter promise he probably wont do for attention points
Mediocre is understating it tbqh

>>64547755
Did you watch it on mute?

Pro tip: if you wanna get on these dumb types of streams, make sure your post looks good in a screenshot of your tweet.
You post something they need to download or zoom in to?
Hah skipped

>>64548032
Also this isn't sour grapes, I'm legit trying to give some advice of how their and their managers brain works having seen years of this shit

>>64548032
I still to this day don't know how my shit (pomp) made it in...

>>64548244
Wait that wasn't an inverted poop?

==

>>64548538
Just keep posting it man

>>64548690
Forgive me I'm partially blind

>>64548729
gomen...

>>64548468
no

>>64547916
>>this guy wrote a twitter promise he probably wont do for attention points
You obviously missed the point there anon. The guy's tweet doesn't matter in particular, that isn't why Bae saved it for last. She really wanted to highlight the spirit and tradition of Christian charity that Christmas SHOULD be about after all those "look at my cool shit" tweets and shilling the merch eariler in order to inspire others to do something similarly charitable if they have the means to. None of the other girls seemed to pick up on this as they started talking about blood types and superstitions surrounding them, but it's the thought of this kind rat idol that counts.

>>64549104
Are you.....accusing Bae of being a good person?!

>>64549104
Western christmas is trash
Japs have it right, make it about sex

>>64549345
Yeah, but Bae with me

Eating fried chicken and trying to score on christmas, are we sure the japanese arent real niggas?

>>64549345
The Japanese understanding of Christmas is insanely soulless, not gonna lie. So weirdly commericalized to the point it doesn't even resemble the original thing it is based on.
>But Christmas is commericalized in western countries too! Checkmate!
Yes, but Nippon is so soulless about it they don't even realize somehing is actually missing as they happily eat their shitty KFC chicken.

>>64549501
Well yeah, theyre not Christians. It is a literal social construct in Japan (the actual usage of that term)

>>64549501
I am going to purchase a bogo bucket of KFC tomorrow to spite this post

It's interesting how such a conformist society centered around tradition is also mostly nonreligious outside of typical superstitions and practices

>>64550013
I mean they do also have a serious cult problem because many people feel they have no real religious presence in their lives and can't find a good equivalent. Like the girl in Yakuza 0 wanting to bring back her father because she doesn't really have any faith-based way of dealing with her grief beyond simple ancestor worship rituals.

>>64550304
NTA, but Korea and Japan did have their main religious identities beaten out of them during the 20th century, I'd say that their religiousness presents itself in the heavy belief in ghosts and spirits and stuffs, just with a heavy tint of buddhism and all.

>>64550650
Yeah it seems they really go for the cycle of reincarnation and joke about wanting to become a vtuber's baby in their next life. And spirits are seen as people who held on and thus go against the natural flow of life. Probably why the isekai cliches appeal to them so much too.

Waiter, there's a rat trying to kill my bread

>>64551105
Never seen Bae in this style before. Kind of feels off, the face and the hairstyle.

>>64551113
No, I approve. Kill the thread whenever the stream is over. The discussions happening now are fine and mostly civil but other times, shit gets bad.

>>64551192
This is some controlling schizo behavior
If you think discussions get bad when there's no streams then just leave, no need to purposefully kill the thread for everyone else

>>64551192
What if some vod rat wants to talk about the stream later? Or are only you allowed to talk about Bae?

>>64551223
Extremely cute rat

>>64547238
I already own zero merch though

>>64551270
It is most likely bumpschizo, since I've seen this kinda stuff in a lot of unrelated generals and shit.

>>64551597
he's not bumpschizo, he's a brat that just image dumps when the thread is 10-20 posts away from going over bump limit. He's been around since /rrat/ stopped trying to be up 24/7

>>64551822
I mean, you can recognize it as that, but I've seen this thing in a variety of generals that i'm too drunk to remember right now, but it's always like that. I may just be recognizing false patterns thought, but i'm somewhat sure of this one. Anyways, gonna keep grinding ffxiv for now.

>>64544541
>4 ears

>>64552101
Bae has always had four ears.

Sunset dimension aside, I love jygfams’ Bae

>>64552204
The art itself is great which is why it's kinda sad to have it blend together so much in his realm of eternal twilight

>>64552373
At least it’s instantly recognisable
Would love some blue skies though