/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

dekai...

>>6449079
They're doing it in the Holohouse? So that means Coco and Suisei are there?

>>6449117
Suisei lives in a different apartment in the same block. She's streaming apex right now.

i heard water noises and i was in disbelief until i saw this thread.
that is pretty daring i gotta say.

>>6449117
Suisei is in her own apartment unit in the same building, and is currently streaming.

>>6449117
Coco is fucking Noel right now

>Play the stream on smartphone
>Put in your bathroom
>Close the door then listen it from outside
For 100% immersion

>>6449117
Coco is a nerd that doesnt greet people who come in

Fake and gay

Extraordinarily powerful energy. I still listen to the NoeMari ASMR stream when I need to sleep sometimes, their voices in that are so soothing and nice. This, though, is just chaos, of course.

Noel is at least an E-cup.

I don't speak nip what is happening? Have they really all crammed into the same bathtub? Have they fucked yet?

>>6449622
Kanata is fingerblasting everyone

>>6449622
Noel and Marine were in the tub together, Kanata was watching/commentating.

Japanese bathrooms can get pretty big, though dunno what Holohouse's situation is like. I was able to pick out the girls chatting up Noel's bust size (going through the alphabet lol) and Noel specifically commenting on how big Marine's ass is.

>>6449622
>触れ合い禁止
>no touch allowed
they even wear masks in the bath
fuck covid

>>6449761

>tfw eop

>>6449761
>they even wear masks in the bath
why?

>>6449761
>no touch allowed
Noel pinched Marine's fat belly

>>6450113
Did she though or did they only do that according to the script. Remember this was effectively a radio play

>>6449079
Anyone else just started jacking it because they couldn't hold it in anymore?

>>6450157
you will not ruin my fantasy

>>6449693
They're Japanese so Marine's ass is probably a bit above average for western standards.

>>6450204
Neither of them were even in the shower They just were in the bathroom with the water going

>>6450157
no she actually grabbed her by the pussy

>start watching vod
>it's just the sound of people talking in the bathroom and water running
not sure what I expected

I had planned to catch my first Marine stream this morning but wasn’t expecting this. Monstrously based.

>>6449602
According to her, her breasts grew last year from, K-night cup to L-ord Cup so, her model is nerfing her actual size.
BTW - the K & L are according to japanese cup sizes not american

>>6450210
Marine's ass is decently big, but it looks huge because she's both Japanese (so a thinner figure is expected) and short, so it's disproportionate.

>>6450341
Isn't the rule of thumb for JP -> American sizing is go down a letter to get it in American?

>>6449079
Kanata, Coco, Marine and Noel are having sex on Coco's nine thousand dollar bed RIGHT NOW

>>6449885
covid situation in japan is bad right now so they're kind of strict, I guess it's fine to not wear mask if they're alone but they're streaming so...
pic related is from japanese gov

>>6450301
For maximum immersion put the stream on your phone, put it in your bathroom and listen to it from outside

>>6450477
they are still massively better than anglo shitholes. their hygiene standards are probably the highest in the world. also mutts wouldnt care about social responsibility since their woke/cancel culture garbage dont need to face any consequence.

>>6450301
Just imagine it as a free 1 hour KanaMariNoel bath voicepack

>>6450477
The funny thing is, Japan's version of "bad" is the U.S.'s "great". The U.S., for the first time since the pandemic started, just recently got down to Japan's highest rate of infection (when measured as a percentage of total population).

>>6450458
my dick...

>>6450604
You know the people not wearing masks and refusing the vaccine are the same people crying about woke/cancel culture, right?

>>6449079
Not whores btw.

>>6450678
shhhh don't bring facts into his rant. It'll scare the rrat

>you will never drink Noel's nectar
>you will never chug Marine's marinade
>you will never slurp Kanata's kombucha

>>6450678
whats your point. i understand all of that shit. hololive cares much more about covid shit than the average japnaese because they need to show their social responsibility. if they act like amerimutt protesters without wearing a mask or those anti-vaxxer retarded conservacucks they are criticised by japnaese people. they have influence so their hygiene standards are more strict than the general japanese standards.

>>6450916
Please come back once you have your eighteenth birthday. Or don't. That would be swell.

>>6449079
Wait, I thought they weren't gonna do it today so I went to take a nap
On a scale of 1-10, how fake did it sound? Might coom to it later

>>6451285
It was absolutely real.

>>6449290
Kek. You forgot to lock yourself out of the bathroom too.

>>6451214
explain what your point is. japan handles covid badly? if so its a false story.

>Noel's wet soapy titties on your face
>Marine's huge hag ass on your dick
>Kanata giving them encouragement
>Coco recording it

>>6450793
>>6451635

Still fake and gay

I can imagine /vt/ will seethe like crazy if EN or ID member doing something like this

>>6451772

2049 is not deep.

>>6449761
i heard at least 3 slaps on the stream anon
all of it likely on Marine FAT ass

EROLIVE IS BACK BABY

>>6449079
How are these whores any different from twitch thots? Be real. The fact that there's 60k people watching this shit is concerning. Fuck all of you that excuse this shit content

>>6452110
How new?

>>6452110
talk about it after mastering japanese, dumb eop vermin. you literally know nothing about what they were talking in japanese there and why they did this.

>>6451571
Anonchama, I think the other anon feels that you oughta get the politics out this thread, especially during coombro hours.

Nobody here needs to know how far your political compass points in a certain direction. We are here to indulge in unexplored fantasies that (never) happened.

Be honest anons how much would you pay for their bathwater

>>6452110
Cry some more, guy who cared enough to post about it.

WHERE IS THE FANART

>>6452321
$0. I'm legitimately in this for the cute voices, lewd fanart and spoken Japanese

>>6452269
to begin with your possible argument "japan handles covid a shitty way" is ideological/political. my posts are just a counter argument against it. it comes out of your stupid amerimutt nationalism or western centric ideological viewpoint

>>6452321
forget paying for bathwater. I wanna pay for a live concert-sized session with the crowd having to listen to these lewd stuff over the loudspeakers at the Budokan with their silhouettes doing lewd shit behind the curtains.

>>6449693
>Kanatan is watching two women bathe
>one of which she has been begging to touch the boobs of forever and even did a quiz where the prize was exactly this
I see you, Kanatan.

>>6452357

Never happening because fake and gay

>>6452428
schizochama, no one was talking politics until some dumbass started talking about woke/cancel culture. Someone just wondered why masks in the bath and another anon explained

>>6452428
Anonchama...you don't have to be negative all the time. Just chill. Imma hug you anyway cause I think it'd help with the bad juju vibe coming out from you.

>>6452458
No you don't. It would turn into the world's biggest circlejerk.

https://twitter.com/KazbekGazelleN/status/1414592040881385479
https://twitter.com/KazbekGazelleN/status/1414592040881385479
https://twitter.com/KazbekGazelleN/status/1414592040881385479

>>6452659
Wouldn't that be a beautiful thing?

>>6451491
Anon pls, at least use the scale. Help a coombro out
>>6452428
Stfu and gtfo, fag

>>6452663
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
HOLY SHIT
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>6452110
Cringe.

>>6452663
based

>>6451988
Imagine the fucking blowout if Kiara tried something like this

>>6451988
How would they do it if non of the EN girls even live close to eaach other atm? That's why Holo JP is the true Hololive, people that are friends or at least interact with each other irl rather than just discord buddies. I guess Holo ID gen 1 is similar.

>>6452654
>>6452546
nobody gives a fuck about your stupid anglo/western safespace. this isnt re*dit. if you just shit on japan and defend your amerimutt woke garbage, just go back to red*it or some chink colony

also this fake info garbage >>6450477 is nothing but an ideological post. its just politics. are you faggots saying nobody should disagrees with it?

>>6452725
anon event-goers in Japan clean after themselves

>>6452110
I'll actually give you an answer since I'm sitting here bored at work anyways.

Marine, Noel, and Kanata are all characters, and to an extent real people, that we've come to know. We've learned their interests, worries, anxieties, and have generally bonded with them. They are valued by their personalities, and the variety of content they provide. This bath stream is another glimpse and a novel one at that of these characters we've come to enjoy.

A twitch thot has not built any personality or shown any kind of development. We have not spent time together and laughing or crying together. A twitch thot is a single dimension, which is something to look at and maybe jerk over. The content quality is no better, probably worse than what could be found on a booru. There is nothing to appreciate in seeing them because you don't appreciate them in the first place.

>>6452941
You're such a fucking moron. Good luck with your brain damage

>>6452941
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>6453040
too much /pol/ turned him into an ameriboomer

>>6452941
Oh dear anonchama, I never said I was against Japan's take on combatting ze coof or being an American. Your (you) is intended for that other anon who may or may not have replied in a different post. I just happened to pass by your post and felt that you just need to slow down and read my posts before you accuse me of something that I haven't said that would 'stir your shit'.

C'mon anonchama, I haven't even attempt to attack you once because what good is fighting, especially in an ASMR thread of all places? We coombuds in arms in this thread as stupid as it sounds. No hate. Just COOOOOOOOOM!

>>6452663
BASED BASED BASED

>>6452663
>comet emoji in bio
Hoshiyomis continue to be based

>>6452990
All the more reason to carry out this grand project.

>>6452760
>>6452663
>>6452870
>>6453235
>>6453280
WHY IS HE BASED
WHY

>>6449079
Either this is fake or NoeFure is fake. Not sure which one I want to believe more...

>>6453365
He put his phone in the bathroom so he can imagine he's listening in on Noel and Marine.

>>6453439
NoeFure is into swapping.

>>6453150
you have zero argument, dumb chinky woke cunt. im not interested in either mutt woke cretins and anachronistic conservacucks. both are absolutely useless and talentless annoying bugs like your entertainment is garbage totally beaten the shit out of by japan. your fake narratives however should be gotten rid of

like i said, if you just want to shit on japan, fuck off to red*it. youd easily get many upovotes by shitting on japan without any evidence.

>>6453439
Taking a fucking shower is not sex, puritan.

>>6452663

>>6453514
Anonchama, have you read everything I post before throwing more political slurs in my direction? Why can't we just love each other like Michael Jackson and his kids? Not even reddit would want a dirty boy like me.

>>6452919
all HoloID have met each other and hang out alot, ollie even described all of holoID clothing routine

>>6453514
NTA, but you're the only one arguing here dipshit

>>6453365
Such basedness is immeasurable.

Is Noel actually referring to her Vtuber avatar when she says L cup, or do the holo girls not know how bra sizes work for some reason? Because roommate leaks and regional cup differences aside, you don't have to be super familiar with bra sizes to know that if she was actually that big she would have the world's most lucrative modeling contract

>>6454395
I thought her roommate stated that she grew up one size recently.

When will Pochi take a shower haha

>>6454395
She has never said she's L as a vtuber unless there's a rare slip up somewhere. It's always K for Knight.

Fake gay shit

>>6453439
Noefure is the same as this, lewd fanservice

>>6452110
Unlike twitch thots, they are cute and also have some actual personality.

Twitch thots are ther for money and only that, with least effort possible.

>>6454535
I want to see mama showering with Reine and Ina.

>>6453439
Are you unfamiliar with the whole fucking bathing culture in Japan?

>>6453439
Flare is secure enough to not be threatened by playful stuff like this

>>6450678
>got my vaccine
>used mask untill vaccine fully in place
>think cancel culture needs to go in the grinder along with /pol/
fight me.
>>6453439
>n-no, people in relationships c-can't have anything to do with a-anyone else ever!
touch grass.
>>6454474
she did. the anon you're replying to is just retarded, like most.

>>6452996
Also, doing this kind of content while not giving a fuck and just doing it because you and your fans enjoy it it's hella based.

And they didn't show anything. They're not selling their bodies to any extent. They're just fooling around and having fun with their coworkers and fans.

>>6455480
I am not but looks like you are.

>>6455597
What are you even trying to say or imply with this post?

>>6455670
I think they're trying to say that you were in the shower with them recently.

AAAAA I WANNA SQUEEZE MARINE'S FAT ASS AND BELLY AAAAAAAA

>>6452357

>>6450447
>>6450341
This should help you out a bit, Noel is still fucking big and the best part so far it seems they are all natural.

>>6450341

And, lest it be doubted, all this is proved by the Secret Lore. They're real, and they're spectacular.

>>6454395

Just look at them, man!

>>6454395
Noel's roommate is bigger than Noel is. It's hard to believe, but it's true.

>>6449693
And Kanata really wonders why her own mother thinks she's a lesbian huh?

600k+ views for an audio only shower stream

Twitch thots cant recover

>>6452663
Now i know the kanji for tensai

>>6454395
>He doesn't know
She is bigger than Noel's supposed canon size.

>>6471930
Imagine not even posting the best proof

>>6472445

Secret Lore is supposed to be spread a *bit* more discretely.

But, rules aside, I won't question your good taste!

>>6472445
Those are one of the best boobas i've seen on the internet.

>>6472445
holy motherfucking christ. I've never been motivated to do my nihongo reps until this very second. this is otherworldly hot if you're not fucking around

>>6472445
>Literal anime tits irl
>That exquisite tummy pudge

>>6460617
"H? I think you mean DDDDD there buddy"
lmao do burgers even

>>6472445
I laugh at people who actually believe this thing is still a virgin

>>6478190
All me.

>>6472445
You made my night, thank you anon I will think about you tonight

>>6450395
I wanna pound that shortstack ass so bad.

>>6478065
I don't think they go higher than DDD after that it's just G, H, and so on.

>>6452877
Kiara doing this with Mori with Ina commenting would be kino as fuck and you know it. Bonus points if Gura jumps in part way just for the fun of it

>>6452357