/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Celebration video: https://youtu.be/BayXSfn3XnA

Hi!

>>64463618
GATHER MY BROTHERS, IT IS TIME TO CELEBRATE
>>64463728
heya

>>64463618
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

btw, cytube anon here. I'm converting 4 converts VODs to mp4 and uploading them to YT, I think it's pretty late for the eurobros, do you want to watch them Tomorrow instead of tonight?

>>64463618
That was amazing anon, the latter part made me all sentimental

>>64463728
hola

>>64463618
>>64463653
HAG LOVE
CHEERS TO 300

>>64463618
That's a lot of hags

>>64463728
Hello there

>>64463618
happy anniversary /hag/, not many threads can say to have reached such a long history and always stayed true to their goal, may many a hag be breed in the future too

The age of 30(0) is in demand

>>64463915
anon who requested protolive 2, i'm going to bed soon so I'm okay with doing it tomorrow

>>64465044
Ogey! I underestimated how long it takes ffmpeg to convert mkv to mp4 so it's gonna take a few hours. We'll do it tomorrow! at South America afternoon

>>64463653
finished the video, cheers my brother. Saw a fair bit of my contributions in there this time, glad to have made a difference here somehow. Till marriage with a loved one of our own does us part brothers, we fight the good fight

>>64465165
Hag love brotha'

I love older women so much it's unreal.

>4 day weekend
>my birthday is on sunday
>my oshi is back from a 3 day break today
>hag 300
> new pokémon DLC dropping soon
Happy days.

>>64463653
Excellent video anon. The pictures that came up when Ben Franklin said “older women cannot conceive” were perfect.

>>64465604
happy early birthday anon

Goodnight haggots.

>>64465604
Early birthday congratulations, haggot

Just popping out of retirement to wish you fuckers a haggy 300th thread.

>>64467708
post hololive botan meme 33

For me it’s 30 year old Asian women.

>>64468696
No.

>>64464997
>>64463618
THREAD AS OLD AS THE WOMEN WE LOVE.

>>64469566
And it's only going to get better

Happy 300th thread!!!! I FUCKING LOVE HAG BROOOO!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gce5WV2bClg
Latina lolihag goes back to minecraft

https://www.twitch.tv/mintcastella
Mint is having her last stream of the year before going on vacation to Japan. Please consider stopping by and hanging out for a while.

>>64471665
>latina
what, really? which country?

>>64472728
No idea, but she definitely has the accent.

>>64463618
For this and many more threads appreciating older women, cheers!

When will we get our own hag tho

>>64474952
If anything it sounds to me like a very odd accent, and I'm saying that as a latino myself. Perhaps Spanish or Argentinian?

I know page 7 doesn't necessarily need a bump, but I'll feel very sad if this one dies while im asleep. gn haggots

>>64477154
>Talking about Disney trips
Yeah, no way she's argentina. We dont have any Disney park in SA and she would have to be filthy rich to be able to travel to the USA just to visit Disney. Maybe from Puerto Rico or European?

>>64479210
She talked about hating disney and has shat on argie women before, anon. So definitely not argentinian.

>>64486568
>has shat on argie women
based, they're awful. I'm not gonna find a good hag here...

>>64486568
Whats so bad about them?

happy 300 threads, /hag/!

>>64486742
Argie women are notorious attention/dramawhores on top of the gigantic ego that all argies have. Read on Nimu if you want idea of your average argie woman.
>>64486655
She won't spoonfeed you about it and will get mad if you ask, but she's left clues here and there that point out she colombian.

Happy 300th thread /hag/!

Don't let the thread die while I'm asleep

>>64463618
>>64463653
Thank you for your hard work, my dear haggot. Good job!
Let's celebrate!

>>64463618
>my edit is in
poch rabu

>>64468897
>pic
The dream

Kill jackals. Behead jackals. Roundhouse kick a jackal into the concrete. Slam dunk a jackal baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy jackals.

>>64493733
>TL note: Jackal is a term for the suffering of lonely old women. Example: "Kill jackals = kill the loneliness in a heart of a lonely old women". Usually used by people who want to start a family with hags.

>>64493897
What did they say and why is it deleted?

>>64494201
Someone accidentally wrote something in a wrong thread i suppose.

>>64494223
there's another thread about starting a family with old women??

>>64494263
Yes, anon, we didn't want to tell you but there is a whole new group of hag aficionados. We usually discuss politics and manipulate young lonely men from local communities into marrying hags. Don't tell anyone, but HAG is an acronym. One of us is already a president of a certain EU country.

>>64494201
>>64494223
wrong thread lol fucking jackals just killed noble 2, fucking bastards

>>64494999
YES YES YES YES

>>64492012
Fuck the sickly eldritch hag

EU Hag lovers where we at?

>>64496559
Watching my Sheepwife.

>>64496609
Nice, Im stuck at work for another 2h

>>64497742
sheep

>>64497742

>>64496559
not EU, but a burger with a bad sleep schedule
ended up screwing around on Lethal Company with randoms for the night

>>64500176
Fellow NEETbro

Do you have a fetish for hags, or do you simply have an easier time relating to women who are closer to your own age?

>>64500571
Yes

>>64500571
yes only the thing is, some hags are much older than me and I've simply grown to like and tolerate older/mature women for all reasons including sexual

>>64500314
>think about calling it a night and sleeping
>reine starts her stream

>>64500571
I'm a zoomer but I've always socialized better with people older than me. All my crushes have been at least 5 years older than me, with the only exception being one girl that was pretty mature for her age
I guess you could say I'm sexually attracted to mentally mature girls Which means I'll probably remain forever a virgin

>>64501979
>All my crushes have been at least 5 years older
lucky bastard. Wasted a lot of my years having unnecessary flings with incorrigible zoomers, now I've become enlightened and I'm realizing how fucked we might be

>>64500571
I'm just rated E with my attraction.

>>64502046
I wouldn't say lucky myself, as due to this self imposed "restriction" I never got to experience teen love despite there being some pretty nice girls in my grade, but I was too busy fantasizing
over the English teacher as to really appreciate what I was missing out on. I kinda feel like the kid from Terabithia
Consider it this way, you can only enjoy cunny for a brief period of time, but you can be a hagchad for the rest of your life. Me? I missed out on the cunny train though a discord girl sent me a vid of her wet pussy once and now slightly envy never being able to ride it though the Hag Express is still great. Nothing stirs up my heart anymore as imagining myself with picrel

>reine sick on stream
just like her mother.....i want to give her a massage
>>64502738
>I never got to experience teen love
good. in the modern age it's a scam imposed of indoctrinated idiots thinking they've got to experience romeo and Juliet at ages 12-16 or some nonsense. Dealt with a lot of discord, alphabet soup women myself

>>64503507
>in the modern age it's a scam
NTA but there are some that end well. My friend recently moved out with her first and only gf, He was also her first, but I admit it's the exception not the rule.
I want to be some hag's first...

>>64463618
300? Time sure goes fast but hags are eternal

>>64502738
Lui yukata pictures are dangerous anon...

>>64503996
>hags are eternal
Their eggs, on the other hand...

>>64463618
what exactly makes a woman a hag?

>>64504209
30 years of age

>>64502738
>>64503507
at least you had relationships even if failed.

>>64504623
You must have read me wrong. I never had one because I was in a oneitis with the teacher. I can't even call the discord girl an e-gf. She sent it to me somewhat as a dare

>>64504779
>as a dare
>
>

>>64504623
they were barely relationships and hardly worth it, but I'll stop my bitching
>>64505318
what a fuckin shrew

>>64504209
30 years of age and somehow mature personality, don't take this as (acting like an okaa-san anime character) but Mature as a real human being.

>>64505805
age of 30, it is really that simple.

>>64505318
I mean, are you not gonna insist tease her until she sends them unless she outright says "no"?
I quickly learned that if they dont immediately shut you up they're slightly into it
Not to mention she liked to ERP, but also with others from the server lmao

>>64505922
There are a lot of womanchild nowadays.

>>64506086
So she's a whore that likes the attention of random men on the internet, you aren't missing much

>>64506239
kiara will still be hag when she turns 30

please pray for my hag wife, she has fallen ill

>>64506296
Never mentioned Kiara, not matter her age she will always be a whore that you can pay for her nudes lol

>>64506372
What? I don't watch her, goddamn kek
That doesn't change anything though

>>64506463
Before saying someone is or not a hag, you have to know about her. But nevermind, let's change topic. Kiara is offtopic. Do you have any images or mococo with a chat text on her head? That's my favorite genre of FWMC pics

>>64506787
I have another one too

Why the sudden ragging at Kiara? Is this another "thing, Japan"?

>>64507003
>sudden
how new?

>>64506965
There was a twitter thread recently with a ton of them, I wish I had saved some

>>64507003
I brought her up as an example of someone who doesn't have any 'hag personality traits' but when she turns 30 will still be a hag, even if she does sell nudes or whatever, does that mean 40 year old jav women aren't hags??

>>64507167
You may want to look up the definition of roastie, while hag is normally used as an insult that means roastie, /here/ it means old mature and nice woman

>>64506372
Can I? Help a haggot out. Any hint?

>it's another episode of anons forgetting the entire concept of roasties
do you reps you chuckle fucks

>>64507276
Let's just say that Mio should totally eat a japanese cake (word that you write in katakana) for her next 3D stream.
And btw, did you know there's a Vtuber thread in /t/? They're pretty nice and share a lot of things!

>>64507276
K nvm i found some. Warosu is not the best but quite useful. Is this what you guys refer to when saying "do your reps"?

>>64507530
We usually mean check her career on the usual site, but I guess in this case archive reps also work

>>64507570
I lurk /vt/ ocassionally, and still am a newfag (2022), so I don't know what the usual site is. I'm not asking for it though, I'll probably find it by myself.
I genuinely like checking the archives. It feels like I'm at a library looking for ancient wisdom. warosu sucks ass though

>>64507741
now pol in mococo's clothes.

>>64507731
For /vt/ archives I use this one
https://archive.palanq.win/

>>64507003
>sudden ragging at Kiara
Anon, random unprompted Kiara seethe is a /vt/ pastime.

Am I the only with this book on the character creation screen?
The camera is really close to the avatar and you can't move it
https://holoearth.com/en/beta/

>>64463653

>>64507368
Not any of those Anons, I just like old women regardless of status.

>>64464692
Lui a cutie

>>64509219
You don't have standards, got it

>>64507795

>>64507935
works on my machine
also when's that /hag/ meetup happening, I already have a character!

>>64509397
nta but I don't give a shit about doxshit. As long as I know the hag is actually a hag, that's enough for me.
I'm watching vtubers, not fleshtubers.

>>64509397
Yta, and nope. Standards are for people who aren't pathetic.

>>64509834
>I don't give a shit about her, I just care about the avatar
>>64509928
Come on bro, don't put yourself so low. I believe in you.
>>64509809
Fuck, I'm gonna reinstall then

no faggot drama in the celebration thread allowed

>>64510190
Okay fair enough sorry.

Cytube anon here, so the concerts I have are
Mio (with foobs with the audience) Cinderella stage
Lui (With Aki on the audience) Cinderella Stage
AyaFubuMio Protolive 2

If we watched all them together it would be like 5 hours, so I think it's better if we watch just one today. Which one do you want to watch?
I also have Watame's first sololive but I have to convert it to mp4 and upload it

>>64510065
I want to rub her ears.

>>64509809
>>64510079
Fuck, just reinstalled and it's still the same. Did you press anything to zoom?

>>64510863
no idea what you did anon

>>64511241
It's so over, did you move the camera with the mouse?

>>64511318
nope

Has this one been posted here yet?
https://twitter.com/sinRavNSFW/status/1735212713825968401

Celebrate thread #300 of /hag/ by having sex with your hagwife

>>64512252
What hagwife...

>>64512316
the one sitting right besides me on the couch

>>64512252
But I don't have one...

>>64512424
You want me to fuck your wife?

>>64512676
you big dummy... each haggot should keep only to his own wife

do we have a room id for HoloEarth?

>>64513174
Too bad you can't interact with these TV's yet, would be a nice way to hang out and watch concerts and shit

>>64513875
yeah. well soon enough it will be a possibility I guess

>>64513875
We can always do what we used to do in Habbo. Everyone together in a room while watching something in another monitor (cytube)

>>64513174
I can share my simulation room, it could be /hag/'s mini spot to build things and hang out

>>64509454
YES
>>64512252
I don't have one yet

>>64514089
>>64513174
Also the area's have massive amounts of instances. You can hop into any 4-digit room ID for the Holo-TV or construction area and have them basically to yourself.

>>64510356
protolive 2 anon, protolive 2 please

>>64514215
We could use a simulation room that's always open, has a password that only haggots know and make it so anyone can build, it'd be like a mini minecraft server for /hag/ and we could hang out there

>>64514273
Ogey, I'm dumb with timezones. In how many bongs is ok for you?

>>64514887
now is fine, half an hour from now is also fine

>>64515319
Ogey
https://hag.420699.xyz/
PROTOLIVE #2 WATCHALONG

>>64463618
how did anon get a hag irl? im 23 and decently fit but autistic, this one time I hit it off with this awesome chick that 32 ( twas 2 years ago ) but I was kinda intimidated and didnt make the move. Later found out shes a deadbeat mom apparently. do all hags have baggage like this?

>>64515997
Never go out with single mothers. They are single for a reason.
And about how that anong got one, it's just as getting a girlfriend. It just happens. You meet people randomly through your life, then you have to make the move if you consider it worthy

>>64516156
>They are single for a reason.
More often than not, yes. But not always.
We need the church to make a comeback and actually take care of widowed women...

>>64516578
We need churches to actually do something for the religion. They are usually pozzed af or simply don't care and "put the other cheek" at disgusting bullshit.
I'm gonna create my own church with hag goddesses!

>>64516685
>I'm gonna create my own church with hag goddesses!
Based

>>64516685
I don't really care what they preach as long as they're actively helping out the community in a REAL way.

>>64517673
poruru onee-san!

>>64516685
Based

>>64515619
It was fun to watch it with you haggots, next time we're gonna watch Watame's 1st Sololive!

>>64520138
Hopefully I'll be free for that one too.

i should make my character if it's not too late for the hangout

>>64524376
we haven't set a date yet, the more the merrier

>>64524376
>>64524515
I'm not even sure I can run Holoearth on my shitty laptop.

>>64524376
I'm still experiencing a bug in the character creation, we'll probably meet this weekend

So, how many hags have you saved this year?
How many eggs, fulfilled their duty?

>>64526296
n-one..... I'll do it bros, I promise.... I've still got a couple more years left in me.... If I'm over 30-40 years old without a potential wife in sight, I'm cooked and will be alone

>>64526296
I will save them. There's time.

>>64526518
Anon...
Time is the one thing, they do not have...

Have you decorated your christmas three anon?

>>64534406
Not yet. My Dad told me he'd do it this year and he hasn't got round to it.

>>64516903
THIS. Enough with the platitudes and false promises.

>>64527351
And I also do not have money to sustain us, let alone the resulting child...

https://soranews24.com/2023/12/15/nearly-half-of-young-japanese-men-in-survey-have-never-had-a-girlfriend-zero-boyfriend-women-rise-too/

I love my darling! and Senchou too!

>>64538803

>>64534406
Just finished decorating the tree with my two hag wives

>>64463618
anyone have that "i love everything about you, especially your fat ass" marine image? i like that one a lot

>>64544511

>>64538915
Reminds me of the time Polka went into the audience at her own birthday live just to cheer on Flare.

>>64463653
I thought breaking containment was a bad thing.

>>64547162
>he says this on the notorious board for having dozens of /here/ chuubas
lurk moar

>>64547162
>>64547207
>talking about an unlisted video
>containment breaks
anons please pass your perception checks

>>64547417
Don't tag me, I just told him to lurk moar to read how this board works

I LOVE MY HAG I MISS MY HAG https://files.catbox.moe/bydxse.jpg

Happy 300th, my haggots!

>page 9

>>64554164
The page reflects how many kids we want.

post non-hags with hag vibes

>>64554813
Especially in >>64554996's picrel

>>64556020
>4 billion years old
She's a hag in lore.

Happy 300 hags, haggots. Have a soundpost of my oshi (technically hag) as a present.

>>64557740
ToT

>>64557303
She just did become hag.
Dont listen to the Last Sams here.

>>64557303
Welcome to the family

HAG LOVE

I announce a bittersweet news about my local hag.

The sweet: she just broke off with her husband due to how lazy he is.

The bitter: now it is clear why she isnt around my neighborhood these recent times. And may very well not return to my neighborhood ever.

Azki is very cute with Raden right now.

>>64559975
If you ever get another tap on your shoulder anon... you know what to do

>>64463618
congrats on 300 hags

>>64562454
Borrowing koyo's labcoat, uuooggghhh..

>>64560867
Yeah, actually ask for contacts this time.

Also, ayyy, you remember!

What's your weirdest hag pic that you have?
For me it's this furry obviously draw by a nonfurry artist because they just did a dog head and added her hair

>>64562675
I kinda like this. It's cute in a weird way

>>64562642
Of course I remember haggot's stories

>>64563594
I only know her name and face and not much else. And the vague location of where she is now...

>>64563711
I hope you meet again anon

Loli hags...

>>64564964
that's my daughter you sick fuck

>>64565025
Thank you for my daughter wife

fwmc talking about lotb

>>64564201
Poru...you're eating da Zain...

new casino

>>64565254
Don't worry about it, it's just a thing we do...

>>64567919
Casino really likes them gen5 hags.

>>64568617
Good thing I oshi a Gen 5 hag
And very much like the other one.

Inui loves cute children
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_J9Bk6jKed4

For me it's Mio

Holoearth Anons, can you modify your character's look after creating it? I'm consider creating it blindly just to be able to play

>>64570617
>validation error after clicking "finish"
nevermind...

Happy 300 threads to one of the few generals I actually like on this board.
Mildly unrelated but I am still lifting for my /hag/
So that one day I will take her by the hips, pull her back and place her in a warm and loving hug

ENs moms.

Pretty sure denpafish is a hag
https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish

doog is good too

>>64570617
For the record

Come to Gunma white man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVpRU8-CDQA

>>64577920
WE'RE TRYING

>>64568617
I love button feets.

>>64577920
I want to marry Miosha so bad

>>64579548

>>64579083
>>64570428

>>64580034
I love my wife's feet even more

>>64577920
>>64579548
>>64579691

>posting youngshits
>calling them hags
adorable

>>64586492
https://www.youtube.com/@metagrandma

holy fuck i want this
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/hololive-gamers/products/hololive-gamers-woven-blanket

Holy fuck I want this

Holy fuck I want this

https://twitter.com/__Rudeus/status/1735787119224787269

>>64463653
So it's you, you are the cause for my anguish.

>>64600027
Ha. I just saw that and came here to post that. Please enjoy these fat fucking dragon tits instead.

Holy fuck I want this

>>64580034
Very much appreciated

>>64493106
Don't let your memes be dreams anon. Save her. Or I will.

If Reine is a hag she's my favorite

Saggy hags.

>>64604934
i can tell just from this art style that this guy probably draws some sloppy blowjob shit

>>64604413
as old as they get, god she's as dorky as she is sexy sometimes

>>64605388
good love this birb

>>64605828
>>64605962
5 kids alone right here

>>64606410
all mine

>>64609777
I wrote this post

I don't really post in these threads anymore, but congrats on 300 threads. Some aunty love before the thread hits bump limit.

>>64610355
thank you brother, prosperity to these beautiful ladies. Last for this turkey

>>64610355
>>64610602
Would have illicit, incestous relations with.

HAG
LOVE

>>64611124
Hag
Lust

I want to marry this reasonably horny Indo woman

repent

>>64612618
BREAKING VIRGIN HAG TWIN NUN'S VOWS

>>64612876
But you'll have to marry them then!

>>64611770
No, I would.
...if I wasnt stuck here broke and fooking jobless.

>>64613905
how will we ever acquire a socio-economic status worthy of these indonesian and jap women? My society and infrastructure are cooked here

Goodbye thread 300, it was fun!