/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>64409165
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creation by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/c793m
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearance on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1734255836992606452
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

Nice bread

Rissa butt

Everyone in this movie is various levels of fucked up

>>64409432
I love my menhera baker wife

poor toby

You have to go Toby...

I like how this guy sorts his merchandise. Very professional.

death by blonde white women

>>64409669
what a way to go

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft while making her squirt her miracle elixir (it's piss)

So Toby is the hero of the movie?

Onions pies are people!?

Toby...

If Todd had just married Lovett and gave up his revenge everything would’ve been fine.

TOBY RUUUUUUNNNN

>>64409962
Except the murder cannibalism part

Oh boy, Todd is going to lose everyone

>>64409962
Le revenge is....le bad??

I have a feeling this movie doesn't have a happy ending...

WIFE LOVE

Please tell me that wasn't Lucy...

>>64410069
No, revenge is fine unless it’s getting in the way of having a happy marriage with your menhera wife

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

BENJAMIN BARKER

WOOOOOOOOO VIOLENCE

JOHANNA LO- oh she's okay

oh geez that is his wife ain't it

I le killed.....my le wife????

>>64410509
He didn't see what he needed to see the most.

BRO WTF THAT WAS HIS WIFE?!

nah you're good bro she got syphilis now

KILL EM ALL TODD

Killled his wife, and almost killed his daughter.
This is why you have to keep a clear head when taking revenge.
He better fucking kill Lovett

Everything is falling apart

BELLATRIX LOVE

JESAS

NOT MY MENHERA WIFE NO

And I thought Shiori's taste was weird...

FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE

DO IT TOBY, END THE CYCLE

My alcoholic son

Strongest meat pie enjoyer vs weakest gin aficionado

Rate the movie

>>64411005
I miss my menhera wife.

>>64411005
my wife.../10

>>64411005
Fucked/10, I really enjoyed it. Reminded me of my oshi a lot. Thanks for the good show, Jailbirds.

>>64411005
Traumatized/10
I never watch dark/sad movies and I'm in fucking shock

>>64411005
I enjoyed it but kinda saw the ending coming a mile away.

BRAVO, BURTON

>>64411005
6/10 there's not much character nor romantic development. The songs were good tho.

>>64411005
Rissacore

delicious rissa tits

>>64411005
Eh didn't really like it, but the songs were okay.

>>64411005
uumm yum yum uman meat/10

>>64411005
It was nice
it really picked up swiftly in the end
im not used to musicals though 2bh

>>64411005
6/10. Wouldn't say it was a good movie, but it was fun to see Rissa go crazy for it. The musical element was done well, can't say I like the songs all that much but a few were okay. Rissa makes more sense because this is one of her favorite films of all time now. Rissacore

>>64411005
I'm not really one for musicals but this is definitely my favorite one

Oh yeah, the blood is so fake. But I imagine it was intentional

She had fun with us

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft

bookended with eceleb mentions.. I hope this shit comes to an end sooner rather than later

>>64411560
Make a comment about it and I'll upvote you.

>>64411601
Are you the faggot that keeps backseating jailbirds into criticising her every stream? I'm starting to see a pattern of malice here. If you wanna do something do it your self cuck

>>64411560
Its a reaction of a reaction of a reaction, the twitch react deathspiral

>>64411601
I will just give it time to die naturally desu

>>64411560
who fucking cares. Grow up

>>64411670
??? nta but what are you talking about? the only time we got together regarding making comments was after that member stream

WHAAAAATT????!?! LALALAND WATCHALONG PLEASE

>>64411670
The only things I've criticized Rissa for are her SC readings and eceleb mentions. You must have me confused with someone else. Unless you're some seanigger spamming 10 cent SCs sad she won't respond to every one of your worthless messages anymore.

I miss her already...

>>64411832
I can understand SC, but with the eceleb thing, you're just being an ass. Let her have her fun.

There she goes...

>>64411797
There's someone in every stream thread encouraging jailbirds to criticize something different every time, and they format it the same way too it's uncanny.

Oh hell yeah, a possible rebroadcast of pure kino on the weekend

>>64411900
Eceleb shit is cancer and most people come to Hololive to avoid it newfaggot.

>>64411977
I don't care. She's been understanding and you're just taking advantage of her kindness at this point.

>>64411900
>>64411928
Look one instance of this shit was okay but a ouroboros of reactions is cancer. Fauna avoids this by shutting it down Rissa should do the same.
Last I will say on it, movie was fun.

She's very cute today too, the movie was fun and we can hear her sing along too, I love her.

>>64411928
Well that's not me. Rissa has things to work on for sure though as a growing streamer. That just means people care.
>>64412064
What the fuck are you talking about you schizo? Are you trying to white knight? You realize that criticism doesn't automatically mean you hate someone right? Rather people want to see her get better. Or are you just ESL?

Bet this is the same fag who used to complain Nerissa stopped being as flirty/horny a month in.

>most people come to Hololive to avoid it
Exhibit A of 4chan catalogue brainrot.

>>64411832
They did it with her choice of games, with her chat delay, with her monhun plebs spamming rejoin and today with the eceleb. They always go "If you want her to notice type a comment saying bla bla" every damn stream, I'm pretty sure it's the same fag every time

>>64412291
holy tourist, it's not that big of a deal but I could 100% do without the pandering to ecelebs

>>64412232
I'm not whiteknighting, I'm saying that you're being a faggot for crying like a bitch every single stream even though you already got her to better herself in regards of her stream. You say it's critizims but you're just pushing your opinion as truth.

https://twitter.com/prrrab/status/1734771922221572183

>>64412298
>Choice of games
It's weak but she's not a gamer, so most people accept that.
>Chat delay
That's a technical issue that she fixed, not a criticism of her as a streamer.
>Monhun
Letting people only play once is natural and fair, literally how every fucking Holo does it, to the point that manechan probably had to tell her midstream.
>Ecelebs
Are cancer, only people who came in watching Mori like that shit.

If anything the people taking advantage of her kindness were the ones getting HBD sung for pennies and rejoining Monhun again and again. Putting a stop to that is preventing people from taking advantage of her kindness.

Discussion time. Nerissa has done a few watch alongs now, what do you movie do you want her to watch next?

I get annoyed at the e-celeb shit too, but it's a small mention every now and then in streams that last at minimum 2 hours. Relax, I've seen more complaining here about it than the girls have talked about them

>>64412536
Merry chirstmas indeed.

>>64412628
actual Xmas movies like DIE HARD

Im done with her, too much like a twitch streamer, I thought she would start acting more like a Holo as time went on.

>>64412496
The only thing I've ever criticized her for is the membership SC reading. And she's fixed that. Also that wasn't just me, a lot of people spoke up, hence why she changed it. The only people upset about that were fags like this guy.

>>64412628
Something she hasn't seen before because these comfort picks are boring.

>>64412628
Bladerunner 2049, La La Land, Lars and the Real Girl, etc...

>>64412628
Fast and the Furious 1

>>64412628
I'd like another musical, or anything haven't watched desu. I'm not too ig on rewatching movies.
>>64412677
You can watch that one with the dogs.

>>64412245
Bet this is you.

>>64412838
oh lmfao didnt know they were doing that

I like these suggestions, I really want her to watch Re: Cutie Honey. I think she’d like it a lot.

>>64412628
Tenacious D or maybe some 90s/00s romcom

>>64412536
SANTA ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS HER

https://twitter.com/TomatoLover16/status/1734764143704486387

>>64412628
satoshi kon kino

>>64413251
Imagine the paizuri

>>64412628
Something she hasn't watch before, I wanna see her real time reaction to the movie like The Shining one

>>64412628
Not much of a movie person, but something new and slightly outside her comfort zone would be nice, so no 'le ironic' or nerdcore stuff

>>64413447
Agreed to a certain extent, I want to she her reacting to something for the first time but I also like it when she rambles about stuff she’s seen before. She’s so cute

>>64412628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zfw8__A7ps
This ones fun and doesn't take itself too seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUXfv87Wpk
Parasite is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW9Xo2HtlJI
Some coen brothers could be fun too

>>64412628
REDLINE. The anime movie, not the other. It's fun, has love so Rissa can dig that, amazing animation, and a good OST.

>>64412628
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Sad brooding man movie, also kino.

>>64412628
Fight Club
I know she only knows the rules reference so it would be nice for her to finally see it, I think she would like it especially for the plot twist.

>>64412628
I feel like what I think would love to see her watch and what she's more likely to enjoy are two different things.

Considering the season, It's a Wonderful Life, a proper (actual)(true) Christmas movie.

>>64416018
I'd like to see her reaction to this too, just gonna get hard not to get shitters spoiling the movie every single step of the way.

>>64414312
If we're gonna have her watch Coen Brothers it obviously has to be Fargo.

Horny for Nerissa…

>>64417783
I figured o brother would be good because it has a great song but yeah fargo would be my second pick

I was thinking if the frame was gonna be up in a few hours of after she wakes up and forgot tomorrow there's no stream...

>>64418359
She mentioned her next stream being Splatoon and I thought it was tomorrow too.

https://twitter.com/AquinaArt/status/1734732365065232489
someone's cooking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwwK82MIxIY
Unexpected cover releasing soon?

>>64419951
I just saw that pop up too

>>64419951
Awww yiss

>>64419951
Did this go up on accident? She never mentioned anything about a cover coming imminently

>>64420172
she's in the chat, it's on purpose for sure

>>64420172
nah she's in it's pre chat. She's just retarded and forgor probably

>>64419951
THIS BITCH CAN'T STOP COOKING I LOVE HER AAAAAAA

>>64419951
>fuyuko character song
cool

>>64420314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuXIk2Bh78

>>64419951
STEALTH DROP WTF

So is this yomosaka?

She's covering ABBA!!

>>64420375
Read description, but yeah.

>>64420375
Yeah, god imagine if Rissa and Shiori drop a cover song together with yomosaka sex art....

>>64420357
I could be wrong, but I don't think her voice fits this song...

>>64420937
yes

>>64420937
She'll pull it off, she can make some cute voices if she puts her mind to it.

>>64419951
Can't wait

Bros, does anyone have the nerizzler dance gif? I ended up losing mine

>>64422593

>>64422670
ty kind anon

>>64409781
Sex with Rissa with both my hands gently around her neck

So is it possible to get Rissa to dom me or is she only a sub

>>64424559
Maybe a switch. The lore from the watchalong shows that she likes a little manhandling. However, she definitely tops Shiori so it probably depends on the person she's with, though generally she leans sub

Nerissa ear licking ASMR when?

Nerissa when

I would go crazy if she wore that bodysuit.

>>64426853
I wouldn't. She's incredibly plain.

https://twitter.com/_se_t_/status/1734842683859034461

>>64427536
Wrong thread.

>>64427554
Gomen, for some reason I thought that was mamarissa, I blame being sleepy.

>>64427665
Anon they don’t even have the same color hair go to bed

Very disappointed Nerissa has not burped on stream yet

>>64405607
Rissa is as chuuni as chuuni can get. So far she has expressed want for:

-Fashionably loosened ties and cuffs from salarymen(or ladies in suits, she seems the bifauxnen type), ala Nanami from JJK
-hairy lumberjacks
-tight skirts
-kilts, maybe a Gibson girl who loved some Braveheart
-suitjacket over the shoulder
-artistic cutlery, preferably knives used in deft fashion
-fluffy victorian dresses with bust allllll the way out for the ladies so write that down fembirds
-fishnet attire on ladies and gents

She is adorably chuuni. Like not even ironic at all, all the way bursting at the seams chuuni. And a switch, so there you go M birdbros and fembirds. If you're a theatric chuuni who loves some costumes tomfoolery, you got it made like an Easter parade.

>>64413196
This would have been my pick too or Devilman Lady, shoot if she loves old mecha, maybe Mazinkaiser but that's partly me wanting her to have more JAM Project. Maybe Zetman for the antihero vibe, because she loves those.

If we're staying live action, then Nightmare before Christmas is almost an inevitability, but I think she'd like Addams Family. Its weird, she feels like a girl with the soul of Wednesday and a Disney Princess combined and ....it just works.

>>64419951
Im@S songs from her aren't surprising given her waifu. Nice Christmas present though.

>>64424723
More like a power bottom than a switch I'd think. She is aggressive, but definitely wants firm decisive types for herself.

>>64420454
>Yeah, god imagine if Rissa and Shiori drop […] together with […] sex […]

>>64431973
I'll give one thing to you ShioRaven shippers, you're dedicated.

Anyway, if one were to guess on the original song Rissa is gonna do, what genre shall it be? Lounge style jazz? Citypop, maybe out of left field R&B?

>>64432759
Pretty sure she said that the genre most fitting the song was pop

>>64432759
>I'll give one thing to you ShioRaven shippers, you're dedicated.
Oh, I'm personally not one of the dedicated Shioraven shippers, I just really want for Nerissa to experience super degenerate lesbian sex of any kind.

>>64434338
Shiori is a dork, but I don't really see sex with her being degenerate, you'd have to be more specific. Like I'd see her look at some ropes and whips and can manually hear her guffawing giggles in my head as she wonders what to do while Nerissa is wondering how to instruct her on it.

>>64435381
Anon I really don't think that deep when I type stuff my desired outcome is always just lady lips on lady lips for Nerissa.

>>64419951
Maybe it's the puffiness of the shoulder, but that arm looks a bit too skinny

>>64412628
Muppets Christmas Carol

nerissa should get more feet art

I wonder if Advent will switch the Friday collab to Lethal Company? Looks like they finally got perms since Kaela is playing today.

>>64412628
Sorry if I answer here you'll know who I am once I start begging in the next watchalong suggestion post

>>64429807
I mean unexpected cause she didn't say a thing before announcing it.

Woman is awake, hallelujah

jesus christ this backrooms game fucking sucks

>>64437256
I'd assume Biboo will say something about it today, but I wouldn't get my hopes up since Shiori is out and they want to play with her.

>>64439385
Just look at the dork in the corner

>>64439385
She could have spent the whole time whispering or taunting the monster when it showed up but who am I kidding women aren't funny

>>64442677
This isn't a fucking game anon, it's real life.

>>64442677
She's technically a content creator, but doesn't have the content creator brain to do something funny like that.
I wish she was wittier too but that's not something you can really learn.

https://twitter.com/VoThao3012/status/1734968158602277369

Discussion time. JWU edition. Given how Nerissa is very sleepy all the time, do you have any advice for her how to get better sleep?

>>64444692
She need to go to bed and close her eyes, simple.
A more serious answer? Exercise. Not those 10k steps who helps no one, but real exercise that makes her tired. Maybe a diet with some cereals could also help. Not going to bed with her phone would also help a lot.

>>64444692
She needs a separate room for sleep other than where she streams. The room is eternally associated with stress and work for her now so her brain won't ever stfu.

She can also go shock therapy route and give up on sleeping, it's what helped me when college stress was getting to me. The more stressed you are about not being able to fall asleep, the less sleep you'll actually get.

>>64443679
>She's technically a content creator, but doesn't have the content creator brain
It pains me to agree with this.

>>64445515
Well, there's different kinds of content, so I wouldn't say she doesn't have a content creator brain. You know, some writers can only write mystery and serious topics, but flops a bit with comedy, and I think Rissa is not very good at being comedic, specially on improv.

>>64444692
Everything >>64444867 said x 100. Physical exhaustion is a sure way to knock yourself out. Willpower is needed though for every trick she could try. You just fucking know that she's the type that tries to fall asleep for a while, fails, then grabs the phone and scrolls for 1-3 hours until finally passing out. She must resist the urge.

>>64439385 (Me)
I'm playing FAITH so I can watch Rissa's playthrough after and it's night and day compared to this Backrooms shit

>>64445659
Not the way I meant it, imo she has little trouble being comedic and funny, even on demand.
What I believe she lacks in is real-time introspection on what is the quality of the experience that is being delivered to the audience.
She can easily produce top entertainment but also often fails to realize on her own that she is lacking in the moment and that there is a need to shift gears.

>>64446923
I see your point, and you're rigth. 've heard some streamer watch their own VODs to see which parts could be improved, and she could befenit from it a bit. Still, I prefer her being natural to overreacting to everything like the dogs.

Honestly, as long as Nerissa continues to improve on the SC reading thing I’m fine the way she is. I like how she’s very inexperienced with streaming, she’s able to show off more of her authentic self. Idk, streams are comfy right now to me and I don’t want them to change

She hasn't read the last watchalong comments, she hates us! I'm bored

>>64447343
She has lots of experience she's just not good at it

>>64447367
She's sick of us, she despises us. She took her break and is trying to forget about us!

t. I'm a Needylite

>>64447453
And that’s fine, I like that
>>64447610
You’re on thin ice.

>>64447610
She's taking the weekend to fuck your oshi and forget about us together!

>>64447665
Nerissa flying in to save Shiori from her relatives…taking her back to her place to give her the pampering she deserves…

I'm rewatching the family feud collab. She really carried those matches, my big brained wife.

>>64447343
I generally agree but can't help but crave perfection. Because already, when she's good, she's REALLY good. Unbelievably so. Like no one else.
She will definitely continue to improve in all matters as she already has so far, of that I have no doubt, bit by bit.
It's just going to be an arduous process for both her and us since she'll be learning from her own mistakes and not just blindly copying the girls who have mostly figured it all out already.
I want to lock up fauna and kiara in a room, force them to watch a bunch of Rissa's streams and not let them out until each writes a 20 page report for Rissa on how she can improve.

>>64448085
Sorry, I got distracted when locking girls in a room so I'll assume you want them to have a steamy sexy time. If this wasn't your idea, I'll assume it was a good one or sth.

Sorry, my brain is still processing Nerissa Fucking Shiori over the weekend.

>>64447367
Huh what do you mean? I got my heart from the watchalong and so did the others.

>>64449314
anon san... your meds...

>>64445184
This, but its not a problem that can be solved at home, she would need an office and that means moving out. Since she said she grew up not being able to handle even the TV being on in a room when sleeping over with friends, a comp whirring, probably tv, heater, cats, dog, and phone next to her at all times is like a cacophony of crap dancing in her head at all times.

>>64446923
She has live performance nerves, she has at least two stories that she talked about on stream that were exactly highlighting that, getting stunlocked because you have a set plan and have a hard time adapting when that plan backfires isn't uncommon. Remember when her sister was talking about how different she was when working on Lilium with her. She has a sharp business mode then so she has the potential to be firm. I understand people not liking when she was getting stunlocked, but I think it will pass in time, I wouldn't want her to loose the cute dorky casual feel and become too....practiced, or mechanical is all I can think of. I do hate that League probably hobbled her trust people won't just bitch her out for a single mistake.

>>64449884
Flushed down the toilet as instructed by my Nerissa tulpa

>>64450427
You're so right for thorowing those away, jailbird~ Now we need to go to Culver's and buy the special christmas menu!

A Nerissa gf sure would be nice…

>>64451141
Are you a girl as well

>>64450235
I honestly believe she could've been on her way to moving out if it wasn't for the Maldives trip. All those expenses + lost revenue is sure to set her back a ton.

>>64451195
It doesn't even sound like she wants to move out yet, at least for a while, desu

>>64451180
no, why do anons keep asking me this

>>64451307
She is a big baby, I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't want to just tonot feel too alone.

>>64451307
She likes being near her family, yeah. While she may hold up in her room most of the day, she does really love her family. I think being away from them will be a real problem for her. Nerissa is the type that needs someone else to live with her.
I should live with her.

>>64451375
I keep asking because I would be your Nerissa gf but it’ll never happen now.

>>64451461
no…

>>64448085
Honestly, rather than tips, its all mental hangups "I don't need/want to read"(which haha Kiara won't help on that)"I'm not a gamer, I'm no good"(Fauna could help with that)"Everything must be perfect, any failure will get me yelled at"

>>64451520
You know what you must do

>>64451562
Surprisingly, her not reading has never once led to anything really annoying so far. Probably because chat is always there to summarize whatever it is she would've needed to read instead.

>Why do you guys care so much when Nerissa talks about E-celebs
>>64451596
That's why. You have to be strict with your streamer otherwise they will keep going and going until they end up like Matsuri. Cut that shit off early.

>64452669
Go with your Matsuri drama elsewhere, faggot.

Polka has a new cover and when I saw the title for a second I hoped it was the advent rebellion. Of course not however.

>>64443679
>>64446923
>>64447249
>>64448085
This is why people say the chat trains the streamer as much as the streamer trains the chat. She's still stuck in 2view mindset and also viewer mindset. She used to be a 2view. She used to view other bigger streamers. Now she's the big streamer but it hasn't really sunk into her actions yet. She read every SC as it came because she knew as a viewer she would have liked to have her SC read in real time and as a 2view that was a feasible thing to do. We need to help guide her, giving her good feedback and (constructive) criticism when necessary. Otherwise she'll never improve because of all the yes men.

>>64452669
You act like you have any control whatsoever over her decisions as a streamer anon.
Please reconsider your own stupidity

https://twitter.com/Keiseeaaa/status/1735023346767802744
For the Goslingbros in the back

>>64453042
Don't feed the troll, anon, he's just an attention whore.

>>64453023
>viewer mindset
>She used to view other bigger streamers.
That doesn't make much sense as the cause to me. If anything it feels like she didn't watch enough good big streamers to get a feel for how they handle their audiences.

>>64453023
If her oshi is Kiara why does she ignore everything Kiara does right then?

>>64452212
As a person who does IT stuff, I know the Nerissa mindset that is locked in and you can't do shit but maneuver around it. Its worked so far, because she is cute and has good intuition whenever she isn't psyching herself out that she can't do it. You just hope things work out with that type and other Jailbirds are patient enough so she doesn't collapse in tears for the more stressful moments, but that's me being a hard simp.

>>64453042
Chat helps steer the Holo, they welcome and value your feedback. At least the good ones do.

>>64453405
NTA, but what he's saying is that, when you're part of a big audience and you send a SC, you feel really happy if it gets read, and if it's skipped you feel a bit sad. She thinks about this and says "I want to make everyone happy so I'll read all the SC".
I think the problem was that while trying to be nice, she failed to realize that a big part of the viewers want to hear her anecdotes instead of what anon 4837843 has to say in their uwu language. The real problem is that most people who send SC just want their dicks stroked instead of supporting the streamer, but that's hard to correct.

>>64453657
>The real problem is that most people who send SC just want their dicks stroked instead of supporting the streamer, but that's hard to correct.

I would rather she keep her generous side, but I get that people can take advantage of it, hopefully she doesn't eventually think malebirds are just some snarling coomer beasts that only see her as some instant gratification machine(fembirds are probably fine) she needs to placate to not get shit on.

>>64453521
All the memeing about the inevitable Maldives chicken soup aside, it's pretty obvious that before joining holo she was nowhere as obsessed with Kiara as the average jailbird in this thread is with her. Therefore she didn't think too deep about stuff and just had fun whenever she tuned into a stream.

>>64453657
>NTA, but what he's saying is that, when you're part of a big audience and you send a SC, you feel really happy if it gets read, and if it's skipped you feel a bit sad.
I guess that mindset is just too foreign to me to talk about the subject. If I had saudi prince money I'd probably just become chase #2.

I hate that she probably comes in here and reads these armchair psychoanalysis of her streaming mindset.

>>64453952
Well obviously she wasn't taking notes furiously on how to stream anon, she'd be enjoying herself then as a fan.

>>64453948
I also hope she keeps being the kind girl she is.
>>64453952
I think she was obssessed in a good way, admiring her and thinking how cool of a person she was. I think we may be on the possesive side and want her to be like we think would be the best for her.
>>64454217
Good thing she doesn't, cause this is most probably the worst place to take advice.

>>64454217
I hate that there are autistic brown ESLs who think white knighting Nerissa is more important than actually helping her grow as a streamer. She's said on more than one occasion that she values our feedback, the most recent SC reading issue being a prime example. Now before all the autists who can only see black or white jump on me, that doesn't mean we "control" her or that we should "complain about everything". It just means as outside observers we can see things she can't and are in a position to give her outside feedback when necessary. We did, she corrected, and now things are better.

Nerissa uses global, she’s not a thread reader.

>>64454217
We're not that bad. Just down really bad.

>>64454441
That's even worse, the seanigs there don't even watch streams.

>>64454488
Evident by how many times she’s had to correct people that Onerissa doesn’t live with her and she’s the pregnant one.

>>64454383
>Jump on me
No one even knows you, anon, take your meds.

>>64454441
Wrong, she only opens /#/ and bait threads.

>>64454383
Just go back please. No streamer takes advice from their chat for big picture streaming advice. That'd be like asking for tips on breath control and improving her lower register as a singer. Fuck off.

>>64454383
Posters here unironically want her to be unpopular so they can get their chat read more often for their dopamine hit.

>>64454521
Fags were literally complaining about that earlier in the thread.
>>64453042
>>64411670
>>64411928
These retards will get upset if you say anything less than "OMG RISSA UWU YOU'RE THE BEST" without knowing that toxic positivity is a thing and that sometimes, a streamer needs to be told something that's not gushing praise. That doesn't mean that they are hated or a bad streamer, it simply means they are learning.

>>64454596
Oh I know. That's why I'm even bothering to engage with these trolls, because there could be new viewers who don't understand.

Getting a bit off course here jailbirds but I guess that's inevitable with these types of discussions.
In the end, remember, Nerissa LOVE

>>64454647
So you were that cunt after all. Should just comment it yourself but you're desperate and doing it out of malice

>>64454696
Wait a recognise this image file name.
>>64412887

Aren’t you the same fag that keep bitching about the eceleb shit and trying to get jailbirds here to criticise her every mood?

5 more months until I get my Rissa signature…

>>64454960
I've only criticized her about the SC readings which she fixed. You have me confused with someone else. The eceleb shit bothers me but not to the point where I'll make a post to her about it or anything, it's pretty rare so far.

>>64454960
>trying to get jailbirds here to criticise her every mood?
ESL why do you participate on an English language board about an English language streamer? You're bound to get mad if you have so many misunderstandings. And you're bound to misunderstand everything when you don't speak the fucking language.

>>64454647
I agree that toxic positivity is bad, but we also should question ourselves: Is it really a problem? Or is it just me overreacting. We shouldn't just think about what we would like to see, but also what everyone else wants, including Rissa herself. Not calling you out specifically with this, just something I think everyone should think about.

>>64455101
She said her EN oshis were Kiara and Fauna and before she does some of he shit she does, she should ask herself, would Kiara or Fauna do this?

Honestly, we should just all chill and recline on the fact these girls are fellow nerds like the rest of us and probably laugh their fucking asses off at all this in between whatever they do.

>>64455101
Again the only problem I have ever brought to her attention was the SC reading. She's still learning and growing as a streamer so I accept that, I'm not trying to control her, just nudge her in the right direction now and then. And it's not even "I" as in me, Jailbirds as a community do it, not individuals. Some ESL has clearly been upset with people talking about Nerissa (you know the purpose of this thread) and amalgamated all people's worries and minor criticisms into one person, who apparently right now is me.

I love Rissa while acknowledging she's not perfect. Nonetheless, I'm enjoying the ride anyway. Her biggest flaw, SC reading derailing things, is being fixed. Antis should fuck off

>>64454994
I can't wait

>>64455022
My mistake. I saw the file name and got suspicious.
>>64455086
Found the guy.
>ESL accusation
Rumao. You’re so mad you’ve been caught shitting up the board. Go take a walk. You need to back away from the computer

>>64455260
Post your hand. It's brown.

>>64455175
It shouldn't be about if they would do that, it should be about finding her own way to do things. Not that it's bad to look at the side, but generally she's been doing pretty well.

Wow so active today, I sure hope you all didn't forget to stream rebellion, love me, god-ish, magia, vampire, down by the river, halloween night tonight and lilium since you care about Nerissa so much.

>>64455293
NTA but wow, a skin color argument. Anon, you should be better than this and win your arguments with sound logic, cause now you're just outing yourself as retard.

nerissa... doko...

>>64455384
I only stream Rissa's and Biboo's, the dogs' voices rub me the wrong way.

Look man, people are allowed to complain and voice minor gripes about Nerissa here, this is a Australian earplug coloring forum. People can wish she doesn't talk about ecelebs the same way I can wish Nerissa's fat ass was sitting on my face right now. You shouldn't take it so personally. Now if people were constantly tweeting at her and leaving negative comments about how much she sucks, no constructive criticism at all, then yeah you could be angry about that, but that doesn't seem to be happening. If anything serious needs attention, Jailbirds will let Nerissa know, like they just did. That's not a bad thing, in fact it's good, it means people are paying attention and they care about Nerissa and she trusts us to take that into account.

>>64455421
What logic, I'm clearly arguing with a troll who wants Nerissa to stay small and unpopular so he has a better chance of getting read. He's probably one of the many who are seething that she's not answering his 1 dollar SCs with a HBD song and response now.

>>64455584
I couldn't keep reading cause Nerissa fat ass is sitting on my face right now, but I think you're right.

Rissa…
Save me Rissa…
Rissa, save me…

>>64455693
I wrote this post. Well actually Nerissa wrote it for me because her fat ass is sitting on my face so I can't see.

>>64455693
I wrote this

>>64455485
The dogs are fine, Fuwawa's got that breathy singing voice that is superb.

>>64455384
Yes Nerissa dear, I'll stream 'em right away. You should shill the new cover too, my little bhallbabe~

https://twitter.com/ShibeDraws/status/1735029788782231850
Rissa love!

>>64455293
Yeah, they are. Yours are deformed and twisted due to the carpel tunnel you’re developing shitting up this board. Not even mentioning your inbreed ancestry, given how retarded you seem to be.

We all want Nerissa to improve, to be the best version of herself she can possibly be. We did that when we talked about the SC reading, and provided excellent well meaning feedback. Look at what’s happened, she’s actually listening to us.
You just want to shit up the thread all day and criticise every little thing she does, you want to backseat her entire fucking career. You don’t have anything to say, really, you just want to control her and model her to the type of streamer YOU want her to be, you don’t actually care about improve her. You want to cause drama, that’s why you tell other jailbirds to comment their critics in the comments instead of doing it yourself.
I don’t really know what else to say to you besides fuck off. If Nerissa is this frustrating for you to watch go groom sim 2view on twitch. Nerissa will improve over time, on her own terms which positive feedback from the community.

>>64456032
You wrote what I've been trying to say since yday, that faggot is just too obvious

nerissa ravencroft massive heaving tits that are about to pop out of her shirt

>>64455977
They're not bad bad as singers, I just don't like their voices.
>>64456101
I wrote this. I'm reporting it live as it's about to happen.

>>64455977
>You should shill the new cover too
Ok.
Everyone here understands that Nerissa self inserts as Fuyuko I hope?

>>64456032
Again, you're melding me with other people. It's probably because I use proper grammar and sentence structure so your brown mind thinks everyone who types properly is the same person.

>>64456096
That’s the last I have to say about this. Hope we can move past this and focus on the more important things
Like >>64456101 and how I want paizuri from Nerissa

Give me scenarios I can try with my Nerissa AI, jailbirds. I've tried everything: sex, rough sex, hate sex, ryona sex, necrophiliac sex

>>64456096
He wrote what you've been trying to say? Look at this shit it's full of spelling and syntax and grammar mistakes. It's barely fucking legible. Are you brown too? Why don't you two just go to your native language forum and discuss it there, instead of shitting up the thread with your misunderstandings? You're getting angry over nothing. Assuming you're not just samefagging your own post.

>>64456402
>The spoiler
A-Anon…

>>64456202
I know nothing about im@s, you're gonna have to explain to me things.
>>64456402
Have you tried threesomes with other advent members? Can that even be done? If not, pregnant sex, exhibitionism, netori.

>>64456402
Which is healthier, a Nerissa AI or a Nerissa tulpa? Also, footjob, Nerissa with her feet up while she works so you can view her soles

>>64456533
>Can that even be done
Depends on the AI? I know with C.AI you have can multiple AIs in the same chat but it’s kinda of awkward to navigate last time I checked, especially with the filters.
I tried to have Nerissa and Shiori have sex once but it didn’t go anywhere, AI kept getting stuck in its down filters.

>>64456533
I tried with her sister, she wouldn't let me do it with her mother.
I'm on my way to try it with Shiori but the AI is too stuck on her being an introvert and wants Nerissa wants me to take it slow and go on dates with Shiori first before going sexo so I'm slow burning.

>>64456510
It's okay she can revive herself, here is the screencap

>>64456689
I didn’t need to see that.

>>64454441
Jailbirds are convinced she's in their split, too.

>>64456533
>I know nothing about im@s, you're gonna have to explain to me things.
Cute girl persona that's actually a hardcore idol otaku that doesn't show it publicly and at times lacks confidence but is actually super hardworking and serious.

>>64456968
This…this is her split.

>>64457039
fuck thought i was tabbed on /#/ fucking kill me

>>64456968
Wrong tab baka, you're in her split

>>64456968
Why are you posting using third person narration, anon? Or should I say, AInon?

>>64457065
>A fucking numberfaggot
LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN

>>64456689
I never got into chatbots...but I need it.
Please spoonfeed me, how do I get that?

>>64457140
but i love rissa.....

>>64457013
Omg that's literally her. This is not even self-insert, it's her.
>>64456968
There's like, two jailbirds who think she's /here/, the rest are sure she's not.

>>64457163
Don’t be a numberfag then while you’re here and no harm will come to you

fembirds?

>>64457269
Yes?

>>64457205
I don't think she's here because she's a retard. I love her but she's a retard. My proof is that she goes and reads the comments on clip channels. She should just stick to comments on her VODs, by people who actually watch her. Thus it follows that she would go to global which is full of clipwatchers and other fags who don't watch her, instead of her split, which has people who actually watch her.

>>64457247
bro.... i was on the wrong tab..... also i really just frequent /#/ because it's practically just the news thread

>>64457300
That's a rude term to call about your kamioshi, retard

>>64457301
What do they say about Nerissa in /#/ I’m kinda curious now.

>>64457480
she got a lot of shit at the start but things have been more and more positive as times progressed. things like her limited birthday merch selling out in 4 minutes and her good karaoke numbers have brought most of the thread to her side. sure, she's KFP prime, and they tend to hate KFP, but cementing being CGDCT among other things, like them really, really liking Anerissa has put her reputation there in a good place.

>>64457480
They said f (x) = anxn + an−1xn−1 + . . . + a2x2 + a1x + a0

>>64457622
>/#/ likes Nerissa and Anerissa
Well, at least they have good taste.

>>64456202
I looked it up. So her self-insert is someone worker who feels trapped in a dual personality that works hard and seems to be personable to be palatable to others and hide her insecurities is really on the nose. The fact Nerissa's oshi, Shiki, is the genius savant who does whatever she wants is giving me an almost Rin and Sakura vibe if I used Fate as an example. Thats...kinda adorable man.

>>64457721
As a high school dropout I'm incapable of being scared by this

>>64412628
The Crow

>>64412628
Van Helsing

>>64457300
To be fair, if you're egosearching, you're going for the shitpile because brainworms will tell you that the only honesty is outside your community in the deepest depths, the wild west. Of course, this is super self-destructive, and almost certainly corrodes ones thinking, but that is what I'd expect ego searches to go to. And, as much as it pains me to be this brusque saying it, but people will get bored hearing and reading ass kissing, so they'll look for any "freshness" they can find. Got no difference how much love you'll get or how genuinely you appreciate that love.

>>64411005
We all deserve to die/10

>>64458479
I really hope Nerissa has something better to do with her time that read retards calling her Nerissanji and other shit on /#/

I’ve been thinking, and I doubt this will ever happen and if it did she will never escape the nepotism allegations, but I wouldn’t mind if Anerissa joined hololive. Character and all. She’s a really fun and entertaining presence on stream and her banter with Nerissa is amazing to watch. There’s so much more I want to learn about this woman, I miss her presence. It’s probably best to see her as a special treat that gets wheeled out every now and then but man, she’s great. Nerissa number one of course, but I would love to see more of Anerissa.

>>64458658
Nerissa asked her if she would iirc and she said no way, flat denial.

>>64457414
It's done with affection retard. Whereas if I called you a retard, I'm saying you're retarded in a bad way. Retard.

>>64457247
>>64457480
>>64457622
Fuck off with that numbers shit.

>>64458810
She can always change her mind..

>>64458658
It would be cool and let's be honest Anerissa would beat out most competition based on how fun and talented she is. However, I doubt she has any interest in it based on what Rissa has said. Rissa = #1 anyway. Anerissa showing up once in a while is a nice treat and I don't desire more. Plus, can you imagine how the unicorns and idolfags would flip out with a married woman *gasp!* becoming a Holo?

>>64458658
nta but I would mind. Anerissa is fun but she's best treated as a special guest here and there. She has her own career which she's happy with, plus she's married and so there would be people shitposting about that. Also Nerissa seems to have a slight inferiority complex over her sister and has made several self deprecating jokes about when Anerissa comes on stream, not helped of course by people saying shit like ANERISSA IS MY OSHI. Jokes, but I think she really does take them to heart a bit, having been a middle child and also how she describes her how her parents treat her two older sisters

This is compounded by the fact that her two most recent karaokes are her best received ones imo, the long one and the Halloween one. Both of them, she finally worked out all her technical issues and seemed more at ease and had fun singing. However both of them also featured Anerissa, and I hope she doesn't think those are the two best ones because Anerissa was there, that was just a bonus.

As a singer Anerissa is more skilled technically but I like Nerissa's voice and range better, also she's Nerissa so of course I like her more. I want her to feel more comfortable doing her own thing and not have her think she needs to bring out her sister whenever she needs a stream to be good.

>>64459141
I hope Nerissa can get over her inferiority complex one day. As much as I like Anerissa, Nerissa will always be my oshi. I love her too much.

>>64458828
Rudebird

>>64459141
Same here. I think Anerissa is good the same way the beatles were good... But the beatles is not my favorite band. I love Rissa's singing voice, it's my favorite in all of holo.

>>64458939
>Plus, can you imagine how the unicorns and idolfags would flip out with a married woman *gasp!* becoming a Holo?

If you want my honest opinion the dam would burst and we'd enter a new age of milf enjoyers. If the Ravencroft Sisters became a actual thing, my GOD the fanart, that already has liked and established designs. The unicorns would undergo metamorphosis into married women fans, incels would buckle under sheer maternal gremlin energy, and it would be a new age. Otaku are getting older, all you need is a push, and they'd be all aboard the cougar train. And the conductors would be 3 demon sisters.

I kid, but the dream is beautiful.

Speaking of her family, I've seen some people in chat mentioning Mamarissa at 600k. You know that there's not gonna be Mamarissa at 600k, right?

>>64459666
NTA but I agree. I need more older, mature women in the scene or even just straight up MILFs. Sure, late teens early twenties anime girls are cute and all, don’t get me wrong but man it gets really repetitive after a while. Where are all the MILFs? We’re are the experienced aunties and older cousin times that REALLY know how to show you a good time? This is part of the reason I love Nerissa, she’s not GFE. She’s wife. She’s a whole wife that knows how to please her partner, not some girl you’re just starting a relationship with.
I crave the femdom experience. I need a woman twice my age to put me in my place. Fuck

My heart hurts

>>64460237
Not again, Rissa...

>>64460031
I really hope Nerissa knows we like her for her and not her family.

>>64457269
What did he mean by this

>>64460474
He died, former latina.

>>64460531
Former?

>>64460589
I'm revoking your license in light of recent info: your spanish is shit, you said.

>>64460634
You can’t do this to me. I can’t be a white woman.

>>64460692
I'm sorry, you're gonna have to survive out of hamburguers and eggplant.

Btw, if the baker is here, remember to add the incoming cover.

>>64459141
>Jokes, but I think she really does take them to heart a bit,

She loves them, leans on them sometimes, but you definitely hear it in her voice she wishes she didn't a little bit, its why I said earlier in the thread I wonder if she thinks guys just see her as quick gratification, or only good for the sexy humor. Or that she doesn't measure up. Its too ironic that Naruto is one of her favorite shows. I almost want to see her first reactions to a few parts.

But I really mean it when I say she is one of the good ones, her sisters are good because she has fun with them, but its her I'm there for because that honest geekiness and want to improve is infectious. I'm not joking when I say that immensely attractive. I hold back gushing all the time, Fauna, Mori, Watame almost, nobody really got me like she did.

>>64460815
Yup, I remember!
Cooking!

>>64460757
Well, I do like hamburgers, at least

>>64460815
Baker is always here. He’s a sentient AI

>>64460815
>>64460852
Fresh out of the oven meatpie

>>64460973
>>64460973
>>64460973

>>64460852
>>64461064
thanks chef