/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Umm... Cheesed to meet you?

I love Pippa and want to hug her

sooo
was it kino?

why dont I ever see familiar names in chinchillas streams?

Making a larger than usual edit as a Christmas present for /pcg/. Give me any and all of your assets that you want to appear in it and I'll do my damn best to add them all. There is only one hard requirement. (You) need to add a bit of your own soul to the asset you want added, it can be as simple as a santa hat or as complex as a high quality drawing png's are ideal. Multiples of characters will also be accepted as long as they aren't exact duplicates. A yippee with a santa hat and a yippee with green hair will both be added for example. I'll be reposting up until 19th, expect the edit to be finished before Christmas.

Included in the archive are some useful PNG's in their own folder to help you out. Feel free to send other png's you want in the folder my way.
https://mega.nz/folder/mjJSSQLA#hx2kbHofUyhIGAXjpWr2DQ

>>64424997
i dont know yet still trying to catch up

>>64424997
>Non-stop bullying from your most seiso idols
Pain

>>64424997

The Phase Connects Talents' Good Points according to Fishman
Lia - Curious
Pippa - Kind
Tenma - Funny and mature
Michiru - Eats a lot
Nasa - Cute This is in fact the objective truth
Iori - Good at Majong
Uruka - Musically Talented
Lumi - Caring
Yuri - Unpersoned
Dizzy - Gross and too old for this shit
Jelly - Business-y
Ember - Eats a lot... and kind of dorky too
Shiina - Seiso lol
Remi - Stupid but like, in a good way
Airi - ...Funny, I guess and has a good model
Rie - Hard working and musically very good
Erina - Comfortable and dorky
Panko - Little ball of fury but also cute

I want to sniff the Pippa

nini pcg

>>64425091
nini anon!

>>64425091
Nini pervert

>>64425091
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

Im retarded about computers, is 20 MB/S download speed fast?

>>64425127
Like 10 years ago yeah

>>64425127
for my shithole yeah

>>64425029
Not uncommon with JP audiences. And also some of us don't want to come off as creepy.

>>64425127
Depending on where you live and whether or not you use wifi or ethernet.

>>64425091
Sleep well anon.

>>64425147
>>64425162
Eh? I usually have 1.6 - 3.4 MB/S, this seems pretty fast to me

Pippa love~!

Rabbits and rabbit to bed. I miss my pipsister wife.

You make me happy like none ever could, satisfied like I've never been. My little chickenburner, I could never be without you.
Wemi love lub lubu lubulobulobu wuv

>>64425029
I don't type in chats often, including my oshis, I just do emotes and their greeting/goodbyes if they have one
You're more likely to see me gifting members or donating than chatting

Thats not bread, thats cookies....

>>64424971

Lumi Trust and Love!

>>64425165
Does chatting a lot come off as creepy?

>>64425256
don't trust

>>64425256
Lumi Suspicion and Hate!

>>64425214 (Me)
Is anyone here in her stream and not membered to/have a gifted membership to Chinchilla?

>>64425091
Goodnigt.

>>64425076
>Remi - Stupid but like, in a good way
I don't suppose he talks to her much

>>64425280
I'm watching but I'm not in chat kek.

>>64425256
Lumi...I miss her...

>>64425323
Do you have a membership though? Put a message in chat and if you're grey I'll fix that

>>64425029
I try not to type english into a non english speaking streamers chat

>>64425273
Not by itself but depending on who's around people might get the wrong idea about why you're there is all.

>>64425280
I've already received two memberships I didn't deserve this week, and don't watch Natsumi enough to justify it
Who's your oshi anon?

>>64425407
That your hello? :D
Pippa, I give her enough tho

>>64425369
I'm grey, but I'm not going to chat, good luck hitting me nigger.

>>64425280
I am, but there's enough emote spam in her chat already

>>64425280
My gifted membership ran out during the stream, didn't notice till the break when I couldn't use emotes...

>>64425460(me)
alright, you got me, I kneel

>>64425551
>>64425460
>>64425544
Get hit?

>>64425582
Yep, thanks anon. Poor Natsumi is out of breath

>>64425369
Dodged it but goddamn, she's dying now kek

>>64425458
No, I was making coffee

>>64425029
I dont chat because of people like you
Why are you trying to keep track of who's in chat?

>>64425203
RUN FASTER HAMPTER

>>64425657
That's dangerous anon, she could die

>>64425655
just comes easily to some people, not always on purpose

>>64425630
If still dodged then you just have it turned off

awa

just woke up, anything interesting in the ama or just good ol milquetoast fish?

>>64425689
YOU'RE NEXT, COON

>>64425713
I'm convinced Pippa has responded to me twice /here/, she never capitalizes or punctuates for shit and doesn't care if people concern post about her, but will defend other talents from rrats like a dork
It's the same with other posters, eventually you just know

Every time an account dumps 100 memberships on Natsumi I just assume it's a Pippa alt

Pipkiss

>>64425089
why does she have two tails?

>>64425770
Eh mostly common sense answers. Kind of a fun watch since half of it is just Shiina and Jerry shitting on fishman.

Notable highlights are no men gen planned and the compliments part at the end

>>64425789
doesnt help we have a lot of recognizable figures, but i think of us as friends

>>64425689
Don't worry, even if she dies Muyu will make another.

>>64425719
Nah I have it turned on, but it's always been bugged for some reason. I tried gifting one from my streaming alt before and it doesn't work. But I'm content with it, I can still gift and supa myself.

>>64425822
do you know me

>>64425789
She is painfully obvious sometimes its funny.

>>64425838
maybe

How many subs will it take to get Muyu a new mic?

>>64425719
I checked settings, it's not turned off. guess I'm unlucky today...

>>64425848

Have you guys ever had problems with membering? I try with PayPal and it just loads forever and doesn't go through

>>64425848
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS GUINEABEE

>>64425868
What's your pfp, I can maybe chuck one your way to give the oil baron a break.

Vtubers owe me cuddling

>>64425909
Guineabee lives forever in our hearts now, anon..

>>64425892
I only have this issue on Pippa's channel but I'm banned there so I know why it doesn't work

>>64425813
White tail belongs to her jacket, her real tail is pink.

Pippa needs to do a Christmas karaoke where she sings "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth"

>>64425848
Fuck it, it's long overdue. 2024 I'm getting my own guineabee.

>>64425938
I think Panko would be very cuddle-able

>>64425892
If you're not banned maybe it's a browser/settings thing? I can't do shit on my main browser with all the shit I have enabled and addons, but others work just fine.

>>64425369
>if you're grey I'll fix that
you almost kill her. very appreciated

Goodnight, /pcg/. I love Tenma. Too tired to write much. So I will just wish good luck to Tenma. I will also wish for her to calm down and not drink alcohol. I'm excited for the interview. It will go fine. Maybe even good. Most likely good. Maybe. Bye. Kisses to Tenma.

https://youtu.be/LXaeQw96Fx4

>>64426066
>emancipator
My fucking man, enjoy your sleep

Not as good as a tree but it'll do, it's important to keep up morale. Goodnight /pcg/.

>>64426066
Goodnight Kanpainiki

>>64426066
Sleep well tenmaschizo

>>64426066
Nini Tenmaschizo, I hope you sleep well and do well in all your endeavors

>>64426066
nini kanpainiki!
>>64426092
nini lovebug!

>>64426066
Sweet dreams!

>>64426092
Nini Sailor! I hope your bed is comfy and the temperature is perfect, sweet dreams and thank you for all you do

>>64426092
Goodnight sailor beats the hell out of some lights tangled in a pothos vine at least

>>64425934
Don't worry about it, it's not like she does member only streams...

>>64426092
A good night to you, sailor bug.

>>64425954
that makes sense, also that is cute

>>64425819
>Notable highlights are no men gen
they've been saying this every other week for 2 fucking years how is it a notable highlight

>>64426066
guunai kanpainiki

>>64425979
recreate the iconic image too if you can.

>>64426023
Not banned, never said anything
I'll try another browser

>>64426177
Her buttplug tail is also white

Who do we watch now?

>>64426092
Goodnight.

VODs time

>>64426354
Everyone's secret oshi: pee cee gee

Just checked my email and I got a Chinchilla sub. I wasn't even watching. And I was shadowbanned earlier today...?

>>64426317
she has 3 tails to choose from and yet so many ai art lacks any

>>64426354
this is the point where you go do something on your own instead of being an annoying seanigger that stares at a general and posts retarded questions

>>64426400
>secret
I may love Pippa platonically but I will always love /pcg/ more platonically

>>64426354
Phase Pet Peo is finishing up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T25RFnC_yq8

>>64426436
That sounds boring how about we erp

>>64426478
*rapes you*

>>64425848
quick rundown on guinea bee?, it's okay to treat me of a newfag for not asking months ago

We could make Phase Connect related OC and clips

>Chinchilla has to open google TTS everytime she wants to read my name
Maybe I should stop saying goodbye to her

>>64425091
Late goodnight anon
>>64426066
Goodnight Kanpainiki
>>64426092
Goodnight Sailor

>>64426503
*rapes you back*

I can't believe Ember is graduating :(

>>64426478
>>64426503
>>64426528
Fatherless liker behavior

Rie is playing LOL with me right now

>>64426549

>>64426555
Is she still really bad?

>>64426468
why has she been in my recommended constantly the last couple of weeks?

>>64426464
Unironically this, if it wasn't for you guys I probably would have stopped watching Phase already

>>64426574
>Is she still a woman?
Yes

>>64426524
>Chinchilla has to open google TTS everytime she wants to read my name
Chinchilla has given up when it comes to me, she just says it differently every time

>>64426613
Kek
Carry her to victory anon!

>>64426549
*farts on you*

*Kisses you*

>>64426575
Because you're based

>>64426670

>>64426670
*Kisses you back*

>>64426670
alright get back in your cage

gonna fucking kill myself when i turn 40 and my life still is fucking worthless. they say "oh its fine you just take your time and you already are worth a lot" like bitch please don't sugar coat this shit it's some serious shit and im confused and i have no fucking idea how to climb out of a hole thats a mile deep with dirt and rocks falling back in.

>>64426670

>>64426786
just plant gooseberries bro like just bake a pie ffs

Muyu

>>64426799

>>64426736
>teeth

>>64426468
I forgot this is the one I can't understand, I don't even know what language she's speaking most of the time

>>64426823
idol corp fears the indoor cattle rancher

there's something off-putting about how pippa comes off as mentally ill but still engages in social activities.
She's basically an extroverted menhera, no?

>>64426769
>4 more days

>>64426812
almost 20 fucking 9 and have nothing to show for it

>>64426786
Learn to cook.
Go out for runs.
Build something.
Work out.
Read up on investing.
Drink water.
Sleep in.
Learn something new.
Visit random shops.
Go to church.
Stack a bunch of heavy rocks.
Your problems will persist until something changes. Change wont guarantee fixing those problems but you really never know what can happen in life if you just stay complacent in self pity and depression.

>>64426914
She is a woman

>>64426927
>only 28 and crying
lol
lmao
literally just smile more, unironically practice smiling in the mirror.

>>64426914
>an extroverted menhera
A girl?

>>64426927
everyone else but you is wrong, but unironically
just plant some fuckin rhubarb and make a nice crumble and enjoy yourself

>>64426670
kiss this!
*unzips dick*

>>64426914
Sounds like a you problem
I'm both more antisocial than she is and better at handling social settings than she is

>>64426927
I mean are you sustaining yourself? Are you in at least a semi stable place? That shit matters more than other's definition of success anon. The only reasonable measure of success in one's life is there own, because you're the only one living it. Just sounds like you need to work on liking yourself more, rather than trying to have something to "show".

>>64426951
>Stack a bunch of heavy rocks.
People sleep on this one but there's something pure and fulfilling about it

>>64426963
>>64426987
Understandable. This must be it.
>>64427010
She actively does DnD where you go to someone's place. You're not antisocial if you put yourself in a social setting, anon. Don't fool yourself to fit your perceived label.

>>64426951
maybe i could make myself popular by taking my own alcohol to the bar and treating everyone to drinks. shopping wise i wanna visit seattles waterfront again and pike place market. would be cool if i found a friend affluent enough to take me sailing with them.

>>64427028
i live with mom and shes pretty cool but i survive only on ssi which by the way she is custodian of but at least she allows me to use it freely

>>64427132
oh that's sad you should probably do something about that

>>64427174
like hell i can

I hope purple cow NSFW tag will be filled with brapbros doing their best. You cannot name yourself The Purple Smoke and go unpunished.

>>64427070
>She actively does DnD where you go to someone's place.
The same group that crashed and burned after a few terrible social interactions? That one? Lmao.

>>64426914
Social anxiety doesn't always mean you don't WANT to socialize. Some of us autists find ourselves spilling spaghetti left and right until you find yourself in a place of comfort with some people.

>>64427202
its very simple, open up amazon and purchase a rope

>>64427206
I will be in there blasting braps brother

>>64427232
might be a good idea teaching myself a few nautical knots

>>64426914
No? Its just a rare type of personality (literally me) which normies/schizos/autists (like you) don't seem to understand.
They don't really trust people (emotional neglect because of atypical needs), have ambitions (they want to accomplish things), insecure (always unsure, paranoid, imposter syndrome regardless of success), experimental/curious (they will try new things and take risks), and atypical thinking/communication (they think/act in a way others dont "get").

>>64427276
Stop describing me you fag. I hate you.

>>64427303
you are getting very eepy, go the fuck to eep

>>64426927
i'm 35 and lost over $1million on FDs get over yourself.

>>64427132
Pick up constructive/creative hobbies. I mean there's a good chance I'm gonna bite it at 26 and I have no way to work, it's not like I don't feel worthless from time to time, but I do my best to keep myself occupied and most importantly moving. Whether it's helping/counseling people I know through rough shit or just drawing, it's still technically achieving something. Not doing anything can be comfortable, but the fact of the matter is if it doesn't kill your body, it kills your brain.

>>64427276
>im a special snowflake
you really think people who are actual neets are rarer than people who go outside and suck it up because they face reality?

>put on https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6mKiCHgxDZQ
>immediately feel good

Man I miss Lumi...

>>64427347
You had 1 million to lose in the first place asshole fuck off

>>64427096
>make myself popular
hold up, stop right. The problem is internal, looking for external validation is poison.
> taking my own alcohol to the bar
Dont do this, the bar people might ban you. Dont bring things to places that sell that thing in general. You don't go to a Applebees with McDonalds.
>waterfront
Yea, just walk around in public is a good start.
>sailing
Don't set your goals too high, just getting out is already achieving something.

>>64427347
what is an FD

>>64427363
Ive met some real fucking retards that are way to successful imo. Its all rigged.

>>64426927
Learn a trade.

>>64427398
i can believe you. don't worry anon. i'll become a MALE vtuber and save the world. you just won't be there since you're in greener pastures supporting females, as you should be.

>>64427206
Brapfag kys desu~

>>64427428
>MALE
LMAOOOOOO
Ill see you in hell with Vesper and Magni

>>64427383
0dte options aka faggot's delights

>>64427363
>im a special snowflake
See this? This is the shit people don't like. When you try to put a label on something you don't know or care about. Even "neet" is not one group. You just gave an NPC response because you are just a dumb normie/autist barricaded in your own little bubble instead of trying to understand the nuance of individuals.

>>64427484
>gumi
>blizzdrone slopslurper
checks out

>>64427505
Gonna cry at me for 30 more replies or do you want to surrender now?

>>64427535
uhh, what?

>>64427303
Thats how Pippa got me. Ive watched so many other streamers, and met a lot of people, but Pippa was the only one that basically read my inner thought/emotions. Kinda scary.

>>64427403
which one should a retard like me possibly do?

>>64427535
hey take it easy man, it's just a picture.

>>64427584
plumbing. Plumbers are usually pretty retarded.

>>64427276
Lot of words when retard would suffice

I wish I could empathise with people that fail in life but every time I try my brain goes "Just stop being pathetic and fix your life," and I end up respecting them less than before trying

Hi, /pcg/. I just got home for work and am exhausted but I just wanted to wish you guys a goodnight/good day. I'm going to sleep to Jelly karaoke, don't tell Airi please.

>>64427347
Almost me. Too hard too fast, too little experience and knowledge. I now have a way stronger portfolio. Mostly do covered calls on things like TSLA, TQQQ and SOXL, with some junk bonds and high dividend stocks.

>>64427634
I wish I knew who asked.

>>64427628
Yeah my retard

>>64427639
Sleep well traitor!

>>64427627
god fucking damn im actually half italian. how much math knowledge is needed?

>>64427676
Why edit them shorter?

>>64427276
you described a woman, you are a woman

>>64427639
I love you lil pon, you're an angel and deserve the best sleep of your life, take it easy, I hope tomorrow is a bit easier on you

>>64427692
Cause they look more human that way.

>>64427649
covered calls are for cucks. you want convexity.

>>64427639
nini airihead!

>>64427584
Look up wages in your area. Plumbers and HVAC tend to make more than electricians. Sprinkler fitter is slept on as well. Just don't become something stupid like an ironworker or drywaller.

>>64427639
nini cheater!

>>64427688
https://www.reddit.com/r/Plumbing/comments/4xmsjo/how_hard_is_the_math_in_plumbing_what_can_i/

>>64427639
nini kyodai

>>64427715
Covered calls are literally free money. I mean, who do you think sold those FDs?

blogposters should go to discord

>Unironic reddit posting
grim

>>64427676
why is she like this

>>64427788
Cause shes cute

>>64427788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY

>>64427639
Goodnight Airihead

gme and those covid checks birthed a lot of financial midwits

>>64427688
Do you know all 10 numbers?
Do you know what these symbols are + - x ÷?
Can you use the above on a calculator?
Yes? Then you're good to go in pretty much any of the normal trades

>>64427774
>free money
nope. You cap your profits while having potentially 100% losses.

>>64427820
lmao fucking Japan

>>64427779
during dead hours it's fine, and i do understand people who want the anonymity and/or don't want to deal with the faggotry of discords

>>64427779
>>64427781
I don't remember seeing any reactions like this when anon posted his cock

>>64427830
that and crypto an tsla

>>64427484
Fake and Gay Lumi doesn't have a BF

>>64427877
>during dead hours it's fine
Nope

>>64427878
Reddit is gayer than male cock unironically

>>64427834
cool but how do i afford trade school and is community college the same thing?

>>64427851
neither of you know what you're talking about

have vtubers you like changed the appreciation you have for the animal they are based on, or is that just me?

>>64427676
>>64427788
tell it to me straight, is she doing crystals?

>>64427851
Bro.... you fell for the memes.... How do you have "100% losses" on a COVERED CALL? And even if your magical scenario were true, how is it any more risky than buying way OTM calls? Youve been tricked into a losing position. Your first goal should be to NOT LOSE MONEY. Once you figure that out, then you can try making money.

>>64427937
How do you think she lost her teeth?

Thinking of hampster.

>>64427963
by not brushing

>>64427928
Yea she drops me in QBunnyTV after almost every stream.

>>64427779
>>64427781
>thread policing
I mean I guess the jannies have been slacking tonight.

>>64427992
>Shitting on redditors is thread policing
Yes fuck you

>>64427973

>>64427928
Nope I still swerve towards rabbits every time I see the fuckers. Dumb pests

instead of devolving into yet another round of people whining about discord faggots and trying to police the thread like a discord faggot, can we focus on how lia has an even less noticeable nose than the rest of the phase girls?

>>64427992
Gatekeeping attention seeking tourists that don't talk about vtubers isn't thread policing.

>>64427928
I want to get eaten by a fucking shark.

>>64427973
you guys keep listening to cupid still, aren't you? I can tell

>>64428021
Kys redditor

>>64427928
Bears make me horny now

>>64428021
>no nose
the how can she smell???

>>64428001
that show was cool and i wish i could have had fun like they did

>>64427928
I watch more cute bunny videos but aside from that no, and as far as Tenma and Airi go I had a thing for fox/wolf girls long before them.

>>64428071
Junk yard episode was my fave.

Nini pcg and schizos

I hate ninis!

>>64427911
No idea, I rocked up to a construction site as a high school kid and just started helping out until an old bloke took me on as an apprentice, no debt and started getting paid to work straight away
I only stuck with it for a year though before I went into cushy office work

>>64428060
so sorry to have offended you, mr/mrs/they/them, please dont ban me from YOUR thread lmao faggot

>>64428137
die fag

I hope they don't /pcg/bait on debut that'd be pretty cringe

>>64428088
Nini anon

>>64427954
>How do you have "100% losses" on a COVERED CALL
When the underlying goes to 0. Think a HMNY scenario.
>how is it any more risky than buying way OTM calls?
I never said to do that. You use options to hedge against a large position and capture big swings in volatility. The comparison would've been buying 30% OTM SPX/NDX yearly puts to hedge your portfolio, then cashing in and rebalancing on any big downward movements like we had during 2020 or 2022.

I cant wait to crush white collar office nerds in the collapse.

thread bad :(

>>64428035
>there are still unironic chumbuds
how?

>>64428119
Do you think filian is /here/? I think yes

>>64428142
cry more. you will be recognized as a faggot every time you walk into somewhere and demand things go your special way. do you walk into libraries and melt down about how many books there are? better yet, what other boards do you post to? i'm dying to know.

>>64428137
So passive aggressive and touchy. Stop doing HRT and your life will improve.

>>64427781
would you have preferred he posted a quora link

>>64428213
I don't rabidly believe every thing on this website like a fucking retard.

>>64428215
no vtubers don't come here and especially not to /pcg/

>>64428124
thats pretty interesting. do you have advice on how to navigate not being affraid of losing some or all of ssi benefits?

>>64428227
>Cry more
>Types a paragraph
die fag

>>64428233
>no u
stop shaking. you can do better.

>>64428213
Stockholme Syndrome

>>64427973
Thinking about how cheesed she is to meet you

>>64428239
Wait this board made up that she barely streams?

>>64428266
Next time you've got an urge to post about your mundane shitty life, supa it to your oshi instead.

>>64428088
Goodnight anon

>>64428261
see that's how you know you faggots are brown lmao. cant read more than one sentence, especially when youre seething

>>64428304
>You are brown
Daring today aren't we?
Die fag

>>64428191
>bro qqq and tsla are just going to magically go to zero!!!!
If this shit goes to zero, your portfolio is your last problem. You idiots always claim the same fucking retarded scenario and then buy the stupidest shit like OTM options and pharma shit. You over complicate and overthink, and get greedy and lose everything. Then you have the retarded idea that telling other people with actual working strategies they are somehow losing out.

>>64428021
i say we bring this thread back on topic and post about animals instead. This is pelty creatures general after all.

>>64428304
>>64428320
Holy shit both of you retards fuck off.

>>64428286
>more projection
lmao. might as well kill yourself now. all you'll ever amount to is mid fertilizer. your angst makes you worth even less than faggots whining about their poor life choices on a board about anime women.

>>64428088
nini anon!

I say we continue bullying the redditor having a meltie in the thread.

>>64428343
see >>64428286

>>64428304
Why use brown as an insult? Some of our best talents are PoC.

>>64428320
kill yourself. you know you don't like you, and nobody else does either.

Watching the Q&A, the way sakana gets so excited telling shiina to tell her story about how good he is at packing in the warehouse is so cute. Its so nice after all the shit they gave him at the start.

>>64428375
I accept your capitulation. Stay mad fag.

>>64428252
Honestly I have no idea, I'm not the person to talk to on that front. I dropped out of high school because I was homeless and needed to start working to put a roof over my head, I didn't have anything to lose it was figure something out or die

>>64428360
Poop is brown

>>64428400
on the contrary, I can do this until you suck off your daddy's rifle or toss your estrogen pills.

>>64428349
someone must have really hurt his feelings for him to go this hard

>>64428276
Meimiting press.

>>64428439
>WAH
Die fag

>>64428326
you are either retarded or intentionally misunderstanding the point.
noone said TSLA was going to 0 or to buy otm pharma options. What I explained is what legit professional funds do.

>>64428390
Femanon, please posts your tits just this once!

>>64428215
I want to hold filisweet's hands while on the missionary position

>>64428424
sorry that you've had it rough

>>64428467
you first. stream it too. at least you can amount to a ronnie mcnutt, troon.

>>64428428
Sometimes my poop is green, does that mean people with green eyes have shit eyes? Are blue eyed people coomers because the ocean is full of sperm?

>>64428499
it means you need to go to a doctor.

night night everyone...

>>64428522
nini chinchilla <3

>>64428516
You need to go to a doctor.

>>64428522
Nini.

>>64428472
>buy tsla stock
>sell tsla calls 10% OTM
>BRO YOURE GOING TO LOSE 100% BRO ITS OVER
This is what you said. If thats not what you said then you need to explain yourself better.

Gonna toss this redditor aside like a used cum rag. Im gonna go take a fat shit. blogpost over

>>64428555
>>BRO YOURE GOING TO LOSE 100% BRO ITS OVER
show me where i said that

A friendly reminder that the majority of threadshitters will go on r9k later on and complain about how they just can't get a girlfriend no matter how hard they try.

>>64428560
I knew you were a homo

>>64428522
Goodnight

>>64428581
>Likers calling others homos
lmao

>>64428572
Literally right here???
>>64427851
>nope. You cap your profits while having potentially 100% losses.

>>64428522
nini chilla

>>64428603
yeah you inserted your own headcanon there and didn't actually read the post.

>>64428578
i dont give a flying fuck about such bullshit anymore

>>64428581
Can't tell if this is a case of pot and kettle or if it's so astronomically gay even the Liker can't stomach it.

>>64428627
>while having potentially 100% losses.

>>64428491
Nah, it's alright, I'm a pretty optimistic person, it's only been rough when compared to other people, compared to my past every year has been better than the last my whole life

>>64428592
I'd trust their professional opinion to point out homosexuality tbdesu.

>>64428650
Yeah you know what those words mean, right?

>>64428666
Satan is a fag

>>64428641
I don't even watch Lia that's just a useful soundpost

>>64428522
Nini Makoto, have a good one lil guy

>>64428679
Explain how you can have 100% losses in the scenario I gave you.

>>64428578
What actually is /r9k/? I've heard about it since I was a child but never bothered to look

>>64428522
nini chinchilla!

>>64428696
I already did.
Do you know the difference between can and will?

>>64428713
>heard about it since I was a child
holy fuck im old

>>64428686
stop posting this I want a lil buddy to want uppies.

>your oshi
>favorite non-phase you regularly watching

>>64428811
Ina Uruka
Ami Amami

>>64428737
You didnt explain how you get 100% losses. Youre just an idiot who read investopidea and thinks they are so smart. Ive already been through the rodeo, Ive done this shit. Your dictionary definition of hedging and your magic 100% loss scenario dont fucking mean shit.

>>64428811
>Watching whores who arent your oshi
shiggydiggy

>>64428811
Koseki Bijou
Koseki Bijou

>>64428811
>pippa
>grimmi probably

>>64428811
oshi: panko
favorite non-phase: gura

>>64428876
but what about a vtuber that exists?

>>64428876
Out of simple curiosity, how long was it the other way around for?

>>64428811
Pippa, and a 1view I'm not sharing yet

>>64428876
I miss Phase Friend Gura

>>64428925
she is dead jimbo

>>64428933

>>64428831
I did, but thanks for being a retard and not reading my post. You're the definition of a zoomer robinhood investor and probably are still -70% on your retarded SOXL portfolio that you probably bought in 2021 and are still trying to recoup losses on by collecting pennies.

>>64428811
Pippa and Kirsche.
Their slots line up too well.

>>64428811
in the pantheon of oshis i have in regards to PC i like hime and pippa because they are like me but that also means that i sometimes hate them. i wish i could be more like lumi so i kind of feel bittersweet with her too. mori calliope and ouro kronii

>>64428811
>your oshi
Pippa
>favorite non-phase you regularly watching
Hanamori Natsumi (Chinchilla)

She's the only non-phase I watch regularly, Tileman would unironically be the next most watched and I've only seen 2 and half of his streams

>>64428811
fauna
fauna

>>64428811
Jelly
Nikki from Idol

>>64428994
her voice reminds me of a sexy teacher i had when i was 10

>>64428925
She's with Phase Friend Jesus now, you have to let go

>>64428953
No lol, I dont use robinhood and my portfolio has been doing great thanks to TSLA and covered calls and junk bonds. Sounds like youre projecting. Keep buying OTM calls though, it will work one day.

I hope you both lose everything you faggots.

I'm sure the regulars here won't remember me, but a while ago I used to post here about how I wanted to fuck Dizzy and then put the romantic shit I'd do to her under spoilers. When I fell for my own meme and felt it pulling me down, I stopped, limited my Dizzy watch time and the feelings went away. I was able to watch her normally until she picked up DQM. Hearing her genuinely enjoy herself while playing the game has re-awakened those feelings.
I still want to pin her against the doorframe of her room when she starts streaming and kiss her until she scolds me for making her late
I still want to come up behind her while she's doing the dishes, grab her tits and pepper her with kisses and tell her I missed her because we didn't see each other all day
And of course, I still want her to call me every name under the sun while I pin her down and fuck her in the ass just for me to whisper "I love you" as I cum inside her
And most importantly, as the most degenerate thing on this list, I want to prove her dad wrong about no one ever loving her by being with her forever
Realistically, I don't think we'd be a good match.

Anyway, is anyone else looking forward to Gen3?

>>64429104
You dropped these
No need to thank me

>>64429082
If you've been doing well off of TSLA it's not because of TSLA but because of timing. Any retard can get lucky with that with any stock.
Also again, I never said to buy OTM calls.

>>64429136
I dont take meds. They are for retards like you.

>>64429158
Thanks anon I needed a good laugh before nini

>>64429082
>>64428953
You guys are both faggots, lol

>>64429108
I dont want to read your story because if I do I feel like I will be NTRing you by visualising the fantasies in my head so good for you.
And I think people are looking forward to gen 3 yeah.

>>64429153
>watch/trade tsla for years
>see tsla dropped to 160 for literally no reason
>buy a ton of it
>it goes up
>REEEEE YOU GOT LUCKY!!!!!
sorry you missed out.

>>64429174
yeah but he takes it in the ass, I give it.

would this mod be worth streaming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY3_dY5agyw

>>64429207
You're projecting so much. If you think you're a god trader because of timing, just say so instead of telling people that SOXL/TSLA/TQQ is a zero risk way to build a portfolio.
I've made plenty of money in my time, I just find midwits with Dunning Kreuger effect think they're special.

>>64429108
i avoid her although maybe i should not

Which Phase talents are best at singing and what do you thing are their best performances?

>>64429318
Lumi
Offkai

>>64429008
She seems like a nice girl, would like to see her gain more notoriety

>>64429335
i dont like nice girls because i dont deserve them and they should be with someone else

>>64429301
Thats not what I said either. I just told you how I do it, thats not what I suggest others do because they dont have the experience. Seems like youre just arguing with a straw man. Pretty typical of an autist having a temper tantrum over a trivial misunderstanding.

Can you guys fuck already?

>>64429108
>has re-awakened those feelings
The time for another break has come kek.
>is anyone else looking forward to Gen3?
Yes... but I'm kinda curbing my expectations, because I don't know long that beginning period of in character/kayfabe awkwardness is going to last. Usually I jump on watching chuubas towards the tail end of that, when they're starting to find their comfort zone rather than the beginning. Then again it could be pretty natural right off the bat, guess I'll find out.

>>64429367
look in a mirror, fag.

>>64429424
Im just tired of arguing with retards that say covered calls are bad.

>>64428811
Lumi
Some wretched pink creature

>>64428522
Late goodnight Makoto

>>64427303
I'm in this post and I dont like it. Part of the reason I fell as hard as I did for Pippa is cause it was like looking in a mirror, but she hasn't given up yet, so I wanna support her.

nini /pcg/!

>>64429468
then don't instead of sperging out about it.
Also don't call them free money.

>>64429361
I get this, I've turned down a fair number of truly sweet girls simply because they had functional family lives and I don't know how families are supposed to interact, makes me feel awkward and out of place

>>64429466
>Some wretched pink creature

Maybe you two can consider resolving this by sensually trading your own saliva for the other's under the covers with the lights off that way everyone except god can be happy?

>>64429507
Goodnight Bito

>>64429505
i love her because i relate to her but i also hate her for the same reason and i feel that way about dizzy too

>>64429528
post tits

>>64429507
Sleep well Bito.