/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hanabi still on the telly
https://youtu.be/zpIXQF6uy54

>Hanabi Touhou: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
https://youtu.be/zpIXQF6uy54
>Jelly Bloons TD6
https://youtu.be/U1J4dUT-iAg
>Lumi Warcraft III
https://youtu.be/bU9gvqSA2MQ

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; bedhead wild all over the pillow, drool forming from the corner of her lips, little sleepy meows...and the molt, the softness, the need of protection and comfort....I love her so much...

>>64374948
>>64374959
Poor Hanbi's getting her ass kicked

Hey, since I've missed every sheepradio and I guess she won't bother uploaded a muted VOD, what are the rules on submissions besides the $5 dino?

Tell me about Jerry, why does she hate the name Boris so much?

>>64374861
What is thing a png for ants?

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new mother-to-be speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Get pregnant if you have to. That is my advice. Have a baby, yeah, just have a baby. Just throw away your pride and have a baby.
Thank you for your attention.

>>64375050
I don't think there are a lot of rules to it? Been a while since I looked at the rules, I think you just dono in the requests, she has the rate written on stream for when she does Sheepy Radio anyways

This stream has been a gold mine for Hanabi noises

OVERWHELMING PRIDE IN AMEMACHI HANABI (she isn't winning but she's trying her best)

>This is a pretty good pastime if you want to be mad

>>64375424
looks 2hard4me, never got into it

What kind of clothes do you think Hanabi changes into when she gets home?

I miss my boyfriend already...

>>64375623
Mine.

>>64375623
Wolf onesie

>>64375646
Is it still called a boyfriend shirt if she's the boyfriend?

>>64375825
Well... Huh.

>>64374959
Some girls just want to watch the entire world pop like balloons with ever increasing efficiency

>>64375859
Not autistic btw

[Non-news]
Jelly is getting bullied and is crying

>I'm being possessed by Engi Monkey

jelly's extra artistic today

>>64376286
I don't get it, Jelly is already an engi monkey

>Meru doing an extra stream today that wasn't on the schedule
Based
https://youtu.be/rAUzPs9tGTE

Jerry...

>>64376561
I hate Neal

>>64376666
>Stream cuts back to Jelly shit talking Neal

>>64376497
>MAIL ON STREAM
AIEEEEEEEEE

You see, Jelly Hoshiumi has a preset kill limit. Knowing her weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at her until she reached her limit and shut down. Her genius intersecting lines of fires, protected blind spots and clockwork efficient resupply points meant nothing when you have a literal mountain of conscripted fighters to literally clog the barrels of her weapons with their rushing bodies.

>IT DOESN'T FIT

>>64377095
What's the optimal size to fit Jelly?

This is a clusterfuck

>>64377735
>It's only round 158, it's fine

>>64377149
Well hello there

MOOOOOONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

lumi's looking at cakes at 1 in the morning

>>64377149
>>64377865
I love these two a whole bunch

>>64377993
She cute

I genuinely can't tell what's happening anymore

>>64378592
War....war never changes...

STREAM WHITE CHRISTMAS
https://youtu.be/kutprF048zQ

>>64378592
>Singing White Christmas live over this utter chaos
Beautiful

>>64378753
Jelly's voice is so good I thought she was just playing the cover in the background for a moment

>>64378753
Jelly's soft singing as stuttering stealth bombers and gunships strafe by was great

This is now a karaoke stream

The only was this stream could be more Jellycore would be if she programmed Bloons herself from scratch

>>64379085
>Bloons coded in AWA 5.0
And then nobody ever won a single round ever again

>>64378959
lmao I love this artistic alien

Hello, I hope you have a fine morning and a wonderful rest of the day this Tuesday. I wholeheartedly love my sweet spidermom and how she hangs me upsidedown with her webbing and mercilessly boolis my tummy with countless knuckle sandwiches. I'm Ami's punching bag

dizzy in about an hour https://www.youtu.be/ZrQfS6PXUBA

My brain is short circuiting please tell what song Jelly just sang

Jelly's becoming too powerful

>>64379510
I wish I knew, it was pretty good

>>64379510
I'm not home but I might recognize it later, timestamp it.

>>64379476
messed up the link whoops https://youtu.be/ZrQfS6PXUBA

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPES

>>64379735
>>64379834
It was Connect from Madoka Magica, my brain was pure Jelly from this stream and I couldn't place it from like 3 other openings

>Jelly wants this so she can play driving games

>>64379510
if you meant the last one, it was "sweets parade"

And Mio is not updating on her situation again....

>>64376497
>Stream pushed back by two hours so she can take a nap
Sleep tight imoutowife

DO I HAVE TO BE THAT GUY AND ASK MERU LATER IF SHE HAS NEWS OF MIO?

Dizzy Dragon Quest Monsters at 9:30am
Meru Postman Pat at 11am
Ember last stream before break at 12pm

reminder

actual reminder

11 days until Mio confesses her lust for ME

>>64380883
I WILL make cookies and make my spidermom happy by submitting them to her cookie sheet, she's so sweet it's unreal

>>64380883
CAM ON BUCKOS
BAKE SUM FACKIN COOKIES

Dizzy DQM
https://youtu.be/ZrQfS6PXUBA

Destroyed throat morning voice Dizzy SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dizzy news]
She did some breeding off-stream (with me)

Behold, my wife's cooking

>>64381732
Probably edible!

can't say I give a shit about what sakana has to say, but I'll watch because Jerry said she worked hard for the interview

>SHIINA YOU FUCKING RE-
Dizzy...

Large-scale Larry my beloved

Shut up Dizzy I'll make fun of Saya and her FAT FUCKING TAIL until she beats me to death with it and there's nothing you can do about it

It's nice watching Dizzy playing games she actually enjoys

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>I would not fuck most monsters in this game
>"Most?"
>As a monster fucker aficionado, never say never

>>64374861
>>64375211
mornin squilkbabe

Unsurprisingly, Dizzy does not like the vertical streaming feature

Wallahi Dizzy hates the arabs...

>>64382568
I don't get the point of it besides using iphone kids who mindlessly scroll the shorts feed to artificially pump CCV.

>It's quite easy to catch perverts, you just stick Muyu out

I'm going to marry Dizzy so she stops feeling cucked by her chat

>>64382846
it’s kind of a nice effect on the phone full screen, the vtuber model in a vertical aspect ratio with no UI stuff cluttering it makes them feel more present. but in as much as it attracts an undesirable audience no it’s not worth it.

>>64383161
I'm gonna stick it in Muyu

I didn't realize Dizzy's collab with Iori would be an offcollab, is this the first time she'll have done one?

>I love children
>I adore children
SHE SAID IT CALL THE GOVERNMENT

>One of Dizzy's nephews heavily takes after her
Poor kid...

God I need to make Dizzy a mother

I can't believe Dizzy died on the toilet like Elvis...

>>64380548
Meru pushed back by another hour, classic triple overlap incoming

>>64384257
>triple overlap
tsunx is healing

>>64383599
By the way, since you guys probably aren't aware, Iori is a sex pervert fujoshi who sometimes larps as a young boy called Larry.

Dizzy dork

>Walking Corpse? We'll name it "Management"!

>>64384358
I'm vaguely aware of her due to her interactions with our own resident sex pervert

kazu
https://www.twitch.tv/tetsuyakazune

>>64384766
WHAT
>4 way overlap
HOW

>>64382353
It's surprisingly relaxing just watching her deciding how to fuse her monsters

>>64384964
That merman is optimally bred for groping

GUILTY
BLAZING
NOCTURNE

>>64384964
I have no idea of how the breeding system works, but seeing Dizzy have fun with it is pretty nice

>Why is everyone in the chat saying "would"?

>>64385085
Emrb...

Dizzy has the death cough...

>kazu was in a lobby with shroud
>killed him with a shotgun
Kek

>Drop perfume bottle
>Sister steals it
Dizzy...

>I probably smell a bit like a man
Dizzy boy smell sniffa

Dizzy should slurp more coke on stream

I yearn for a Dizzy/Maria Dragon Ball collab that will never happen

Of course Dizzy likes the literal inflation dragon

>>64386528
uuuuuuuu mawia....

>Ami Myst
https://youtu.be/cwF1MLcKZKQ
>Ember last stream before break
https://youtu.be/_rt9OB0tic0
>Meru Postman Pat
https://youtu.be/rAUzPs9tGTE

Ami is live and buzzling in Myst!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwF1MLcKZKQ

>5 CONCURRENT STREAMS
AAAAAH THE VOICES ARE OVERTAKING ME

why are older women so erotic

[Dizzy news]
Her new special interest is Bratz Ponies

Eber...

My girlfriend is dying

>>64387697
I'm going to blame Orla for this

Ember's gonna die out on the slopes...

>I'll be back on the 19th
The dream is dead...

>>64387697
>>64387866

>>64388064
FUCK

>>64387967
She's gonna french fry when she should pizza

>>64387967
stupid sexy eber...

>>64388155
don't doxx me

It has been ZERO streams since Ember talked about having babies

Ember is a BIG GIRL!

EMBER AMANE IS

>Aquarium dates
>Insect exhibit dates
Dizzy is perfect

We have a containment breach!

>>64388270
A LARGE WOMAN

>>64388313
nice attempt at posting an image, anon

[Ember news]
She will NOT miss Meru because she has her phone number and talks to her regularly

>Commodore 69

>>64388313
He was already there last week. Ami misread his name as Piers Morgan

>Ember is super rad
t. Matsuro Meru 100% real quote

>Why do you think I'm pregnant?
>Do I look pregnant...?

NiGHTS's OST is god-tier, even if the games weren't perfect SEGA got some of the best musicians on board for their projects.

>>64388356
Be nice to me! please

>>64388313
nta but that reminds me I think I added another under 5k yen chubby skeb artists to this since I last posted.
https://skeb.jp/@EIKI_F7
https://skeb.jp/@ma_sa_o
https://skeb.jp/@kumano_fun
https://skeb.jp/@0tnc_rider
https://skeb.jp/@kerovision
https://skeb.jp/@ISO_Shino
https://skeb.jp/@29ptya
https://skeb.jp/@mahrr_mm
https://skeb.jp/@trdk42hybs
https://skeb.jp/@hamukamen55
https://skeb.jp/@KKisGOT

>I'm a good influence! I eat my vegetables!
Considering the amount of women I can think of who don't do this I think Dizzy actually is a pretty good influence

I NEED TO KNOW IF MIO IS ALRIGHT

>Ember seething that her old bestie got a boyfriend
Kek

>>64388591
She's mostly fine. I put her in a cage with a chastity belt because she wouldn't stop masturbating.

>>64388538
>Eat your vegetables
A good influence to growing young boys, really makes you think...

Awchum

[Ember news]
She has infected her cousin's vocabulary with Awechum

>>64388487
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK

>>64388155
Postman Pat takes me way back

>Ember might get her cousin on stream with her
>But she's worried she might say a slur

<- full of beef and mashed taters

SEX WITH AMI

Now THIS is a video game

>>64388916
Imagine the tightness...

>>64388843
Honestly understandable

>>64388916
>>64389167
Totally defenseless when you flip her over like a turtle and play her stuffed belly like a tight drum

SEX WITH MIO

Dizzy LOVE

muyu coming to a 100%OJ mod near you very soon

Please don't die Eber.....

[Meru news]
She is currently having a woman driving moment

>>64389336
Look at how fucking flat she is
God that's hot

>>64388513
If Kakuzato ever gets on there, please notify.

Is eber truly girlboss material

>A lot of the Phase girls think I'm either intimidating or girlboss
>"Is it because you're big?"
>Do not be scared of my massive size

>>64389548
The phase girls are terrified of dying after one smothering session
I think they're cowards

>>64389521
Ember is a babygirlfailure who people think is a girlboss.
Dizzy is a girlboss who people think is a girlfailure.

>>64389389

I won't think any different of Ember if she got incarcerated

[Non-news]
Ember is talking about food

>>64389336
YO WHAT ARE THOSE

>>64389464
I see a skeb artist called kakuzato_02 that is only 5k yen but they don't do chub art it doesn't look like. There stuff is pretty though.
If you know an artist I should add do tell.

Meru is tearing up this unsuspecting English village

Ami's hag status is revoked until she stops with the annoying zoomer twitter spamming

>Gets jumpscared by a door

EBER...

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER
SHE'S STILL HERE BUT I MISS HER ALREADY UUUUUUUUUUUUU

>almost guerrillad but got scared because it felt too parasocial
GIVE IN EMBER, IT'S YOUR FATE AS A /tsunx/ GIRL

>>64390104
she should switch to facebook, i agree.

[Good news]
No wind or rain on Ami Planet today

why are ojisan era video games so sadistic

>>64390104
Ami needs to recharge her boomer cred by spamming nonsensical Minions image macros

>>64390231
Can you set more than one person as your mother on Facebook?

Now you know what turns Ember on
https://streamable.com/snn253

>>64390339
presumably so since lesbians are a thing, but my mom isn't married to ami so my mom will have to settle for step-mom i guess.

>I didn't think the stream title would scare people that much
Ember.......

>>64390027

>Plays a more modern Postman Pat game
>Still can't drive

>>64390062
Yeah, it doesn't look like his work. This is the kakuzato I'm looking for.
https://nhentai.net/g/249801/

>You thought your girlfriends were safe?
>Better hide your moms and sisters, too.
I'd let Eber fuck my mom

I should get checked for ADHD...

>>64390678
I never thought I'd hear somebody yell this much over Postman Pat games

>You're capable of thought?

Imagine using crayons to write your journal. What a waste of perfectly good food.

Ember got bigger (she zoomed in and went to the middle of the screen)

Comfy lil game

>>64391160
i didn't know we had marine buckos

STOP PUTTING THIS WOMAN BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A VEHICLE
SHE IS ETHNICALLY CHINESE AND HAS TWO X CHROMOSOMES

Oh so that's why Meru is graduating. Serving jail time for vehicular homicide.

I just realized that contrary to popular belief Ami is not a retro game vtuber, she never plays retro games. Retro means style imitating a trend from the past, unless I'm forgetting some rare one-off Ami never played a game like that, she only plays games that match the trends and expectations of the era they were released in. Super Metroid, Doom - not retro. Shovel Knight, World of Horror - retro.

>Prepare the honeybuns, Kindlings
Yes Eber

>>64391688
She played Hypnospace Outlaw, checkmate

Ami...

>Ember will eat anything but prefers bar foods like fried chicken and beer
Write this down for future reference

>>64391966
I will shove an entire live chicken into a fryer and then present it to Ember as tribute.

>For someone who loves numbers so much, Dizzy is really bad at simple math

What the hell is girlmath

OLDER GIRL LOVE

>>64390393
I've won tonight.

>>64392078
>Girlmath is copium for bad financial decisions
>Boymath is the most evil things a boy could do

>>64392285
My head hurts

I really shouldn't be surprised at how much Ami laughed at the dumb Uranus joke

>Sees the word fore-chamber
>Starts to pronounce it as 4cham
What did Ami mean by this?

[Ember news]
She opened multiple doors on her advent calendar for her vacation week and ate them all at once (it was really good)

>Went ahead and opened all the advent calendar days she would've missed
>Ate truffles back to back to back

>>64392418
Who the fuck do you think is behind every 'Ami is urinating' post?

>>64392576
>>64392569

>>64392629
now that you mention it, ami's lasted nearly 2 hours without urinating today. is it an omen?

We've been on this boymath tangent for 15 minutes and I'm about to turn my brain off

>>64392683
She peed when the door jumpscared her

Meru getting genuinely hyped up over these goofy games is hilarious

>decided on a whim to check out Meru, searched her up in /vt/ archive to find some recommended streams or something, learned she's about to graduate
:|

>>64392739
Yeah, on me

>OMG CHAT
>Why is my stud finder beeping in front of youuu?
This god damn woman

Ember said I'm a stud, later virgins

>>64392776
If it makes you feel any better she's pretty much outright confirmed that she'll be reincarnating

ENTER

If I was trapped on a puzzle island with Ami I would just wake up a few hours early every morning and sabotage our progress so we could be there forever...

>>64392078
Girlmath example: Girl sees a coat on sale for $20 off. The coat might cost $150, but since it is $20 off, girlmath says they made $20 by buying the coat, not that they spent $150.

>>64393062
Now what's boymath

>>64390684
https://skeb.jp/@satousatotototo
This kinda looks like their work but they are closed and probably more than 5k yen

>>64393088
$150 is $150. How much off it is doesn't factor into the decision.

>>64393118
I get it now, thanks

>>64393088
That a billion lions would beat the sun because a billion is a LOT of lions

>>64393012
>Eats you three hours into the first day

I don't think Ami can into geography very well

>>64393138
A billion lions would be bigger than the sun, right? That is a lot of lions.

I miss Mewu...

>>64393138
incorrect. my boy math tells me the sun is at least a billion times bigger than a billion lions

>>64393138
the better question is can a billion lions beat one of every (non-legendary) Pokemon?

>>64392776 dunno what you're into so here's a shotgun approach
cute asmr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulTn00IZK6Y
drunk finger skating handcam with panties and thigh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOLdz-ZWvso
passpartout, meru's great at very cute art https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6ycSPh2RsQ
spirit halloween messing around with costumes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCtWvzDKauo
3d virtual date sillyness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZtx04CPZuU
all of her collabs since at least february have been really amazing, here's a couple. she loves ophelia & crystalmilktea.
mysims with haruna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBXkIQAJSWA
hair saloon with reina (one of the pink woman collabs of all time) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxf41lEFdBI
unrailed with mio, ophelia, & coyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwepGLV-NPQ

>>64393138
A billion lions would eat the sun

>>64393138
How do the lions even get to the sun though they haven't invented rockets, 1 lion a billion lions they're still stuck here

>>64393257
how big are the lions in question?

Fluffernutter is a good alternative term for paizuri

>>64393438
roughly 10x3 feet and close to 500 lbs

I can't believe Eber is graduating...

Lathering my dick and balls in various sauces knowing Ami won't be able to control herself

>Why have abs when you can have a fupa?

[Non-news]
Ami is hungry

>>64393559
Imagine grabbing and rubbing Eber's fupa

>>64393138
how would they beat the sun? would they just smother it?

>Ami is into pet play
>Coat your balls in peanut butter
>She bites them off

>watch meru to forget the cycling arounds medics
>she will be gone but the cycle will stay
things like this makes me appreciate the trope of immortals being miserable beings

>>64393661
ami can be trusted with a penis near her mouth, unlike a certain glutton who will go unnamed.

Oh to ride Ember like a Zamboni and then feed her an entire cooked bear

>>64391406
shiiet i made one too and wanted to give it to you guys as a present

*ahem*
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

Ember is a missed girl...

chrimbr... i mis chrimbr...

>>64393975
Your edit is way longer than mine, thanks

She belongs to the slopes now...

What am I supposed to do without Eber now...

Ami is urinating right now

>Almost two and a half hours before her first pee break
Is this a record?

>>64392230
She's pretty when she cries.

>>64394221
yea on me

>>64394159
Think about Ember. Never stop thinking about Ember.

I'll be honest I do not know why Ember doesn't have like 100k subs. There's literally no one else so lovely. The big corps have no one who could make you feel like her...

>>64394221
Yeah, on me. Don't listen to >>64394322, he's just a delusional chuunibyou, it's what the fire salamander sealed inside my left leg told me.

>>64392418
Quit imagining She'm here.

>>64390393
it's a shame that she caught herself before she said something more unhinged

>>64394159
I'm going to cry a lot anon. It seems like the only plan. I don't feel this way about anyone else... I guess that's kinda sad.

>>64394429
dont you have a little sister who's butthole needs sniffed?

>>64394428
one thing I realize now that I'm not longer a holofag is just how damn insular their community is. so many viewers miss out on their perfect chuuba because of it, which is a little sad to think about.

>>64394428
Getting that kind of sub count as an indie or small corpo chuuba pretty much entirely relies on gambling on the algorithm with non-stream content. With the exception of Mio none of our chuubas have ever really bothered with that kind of thing and have only occasionally done it by accident like with Ember's Cupid cover, so they don't tend to grow particularly quickly in terms of sub count. A lot of them get pretty impressive viewer counts regardless, though.

>>64394701
Yeah yove nailed it. Based dude. They're very insular. Very programmed, almost Reddit like. I myself still test out other corpo girls I found one the other month who's completely the opposite of what I'd normally go for but she had a great voice and a really fun personality. I'd never have seen her with an insular attitude

>>64393975
>>64391406
Ooo, nice.

I guess I'll rewatch the fallout streams

>>64395021
Peo could definitely hit 100k by the end of next year IMO. Although it was probably her holo content that got the algorithm to pick her up, it was still her streaming & not shorts or whatever. She's been consistently hitting around ~3K+ on her VODs for a while now.

Mucho texto

>>64395021
True but I hate how unfair it is that's it a lottery. I mean take extreme examples like nasa or michiru. Great people and with a work ethic and take talent like theirs. I kinda feel bad for them for their time zone debuff. They deserve to be stars. Watching some flavour of the week holofag be catapulted into stardom without having earned it makes me seethe. Well more niji than holo tbf. I hope the new focus on singing is serious for phase the amount of unused singing talent especially ember is crazy.

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>>64395043
Do you still keep up with Hololive? Some time before Advent but after Council I stopped caring to stay on top of Hololive things. I only know surface level things about Advent and nothing at all about Biboo. The only ones I still watch are Bae and Kiara. It seems like it would be in Cover's best interest to keep their community insular.

>>64395520
They locked the Michael Kirkbride in a room again and demand 1000 pages of weird lore to work with, he gave them 22,000

>>64393587
I think about it far more than I should...

I want Ami to do more cat roleplay like she did in that one Morrowind stream

>>64395645
No I don't keep up at all either. You're spot on. I used to love it at the start. My first vtuber was goldship. Then when holo started it was so cosy...so lovely. Those early gura karaoke streams or ski building an exercise bike...Kiara growing from a potential liability into someone likeable... You're right about staying insular but sadly the nip idol way is all about money.

The way things are going I fear for vtubing all the Reddit niji nggers... I just want a happy place away from the world and all these fucks threaten it.

>>64392932
Stream?

>>64395640
>how unfair it is that's it a lottery
I guess that's just the reality of virtually every remotely creative field. Story as old as time itself. And maybe that's for the better or else we'd have to literally "solve" aesthetics. Just cherish the thing you enjoy while you can

>>64395043
The holos are all very talented people & great content creators, but one thing that really freaks me out about the fanbase is how they utterly disown ex-holos. They mostly hate Coco & Rushia now, who were truly beloved when they were in the corp. I watched a Randon x Prof stardew collab out of curiosity a while ago & thought they were basically the exact same thing as they were under the corp, but all I saw from holo fans was "I stopped watching them because they just don't have that special factor anymore, y'know?" kinda shit.
But Dizzy & Ember have made me realize that the way I respond to my chuubas going somewhere else is fundamentally different from how they respond to their chuubas going somewhere else. I could never imagine dropping Ami or Meru or Mio or anyone if they did something as petty as move somewhere else. It's become really hard to deny that it really is just the blue dorito they care about. I don't think I could go back if I wanted to.
>>64395645
No, not really. I know the holos themselves are probably great (Nerissa's PL was in Ami's debut chat, I probably would've never left holo if FWMC were in an earlier gen, Shiori's an OG & Biboo's obviously still passionate about streaming), but I've just moved on.

>>64396183
Apparently she said it outright in this stream but unfortunately I don't have a timestamp, maybe another anon has it.
https://gofile.io/d/HWAvql
Beyond that though she's just been hinting at it heavily just in general, like with her frequent mentions of meetings and other work recently despite her not having said anything about having gotten a new job.

>>64396300
It's a real sign you genuinely love them if you wouldn't abandon them like that anon. It's the so called fans who drop them over the stupidest things who dont deserve their oshis or to be called fans. The ones where matter are those who support them almost no matter what. You do really find out who your oshi is though when they and your feelings remain the same after they leave a corp.

>>64396300
I don't think it's that cut and dry. Kson retained considerable Holofan support up until she went to VShojo. I've heard that Sanalites still can't let go even though she doesn't care about them at all and told them off.

Also I distinctly remember someone here saying they'd drop Purin if she went to Phase.

The buzzles...

>Don't poke my belly! It's gonna go "rrrrrrrr" and then I might... burp or something disgusting.
I will now poke Ami's belly.

>>64396980
Girls don't burp

>>64397058
I can't believe Char, Dizzy, Mio, Meru, Ember, Ami, Lisa and Maria aren't girls...

BULLY AMI
GIVE HER NOOGIES
WEDGIE HER

>>64396707
Maybe it's partly that, but I think it's more just the fact that I gravitated to Tsunderia first, & that meant I had to quickly learn just how meaningless the actual corp is to my enjoyment of a chuuba. Dizzy's probably as different as a vtuber can get between 2 different corps, but... she's still the exact same literal person.
>>64396842
I guess it's not a coincidence that Sana was one of my favorites (although I never coped & told myself she was coming back as an indie). But the idea of even a casual flan shunning muyu is just alien to me.

>"We can have a workout arc"
>... I don't want to.
Based Ami

Ami trying to defend her voracious appetite...

>>64396842
>I distinctly remember someone here saying they'd drop Purin if she went to Phase
I think I speak for most people in this thread when I say that anon was a massive faggot

>>64397679
Still is

>>64397469
FIVE ENTIRE GANACHES

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

What I'd do for an Ember, Yuuna and Ami mukbang offcollab

>>64397679
Personally I'm considering dropping Purin. Not because of Phase, but I really don't give a shit about new kayfabe. If she goes too hard with that, I'm not gonna bother.

>>64396300
Impressive of you to take a pretty objectively correct stance ("Holofans are dumb sheep") and still manage to spin around in circles til you make yourself look like a retard

>>64397913
I wouldn't worry about it. She'll probably play it up for the first month or so and then it'll become a background thing, let her have her fun with the chuuni bit for now.

>>64396842
tbf Phase is like Holo-lite with how tribal some of their fans are. I often find Phase chat insufferable.

humbly requesting any art/edit anon to make something of this with Ami

>>64397913
I'm enjoying their silly larping, fwiw

>>64398317
Phasefags are pretty insufferable but it's pretty unfair to compare their insularity to holo since they at least know about other chuubas. if anything, they take their interest in other chuubas too far in the other direction by being poach faggots. It's pretty hard to imagine a phasefag that doesn't know about mio at all, but mio's basically unknown everywhere in the holo fandom except to ollie & bae's fans, & maybe nerissa's fans, idk. KFP I think are also a bit more aware of non-holoniji vtubers.

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