/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Shontoes

Blessed be Otis baker and his bread

shondo in my arms while i pound the shonbutt and shunny

twitch meta shondo uoh

Passionately giving the most diabolical backshots to Fallenshadow aka shondo aka shadow aka shadowo aka schnidooo aka risenlight aka wifey aka my whore aka my love to create the perfect specimen

I love my gold digger of a wife

ffffffffffffuck off retarded shounen fags.
gojo is dead and the I will win panel is literally meant to show how overconfident and in over his own head he is.
whoever is saying "i will win" is just asking to be a loser in the end.

>>64335691
yeah im going to be a loser
a loser of my virginity to shondo
i WILL win

I wonder if she mentally ill seeing the other women shoggers watch

>>64335792
felt mentally ill*
I reworded my post but didn't proofread

>>64335916
I doubt it unless there is a near even split between her and some other streamer in hours watched. I do hope that shoggers are smart enough to not to post their shit if they actively cheat

>I open Oli's stream
>Shondo immediately resubs
WE ARE

I like Shondo and all of her friends are nice too!!

G

G

OP is a faggot also G

ROUTINE THREAD RAPE CHECK

THIS IS YOUR ROUTINE RAPE CHECK, WHERE WE (HUSBANDS) RAPE THE SHONDO EVERY SINGLE /SHON/ THREAD!

REPLY WITH RAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO!

REPLY WITH GRAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AT THE SAME TIME!

>>64336572
GRAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

>>64336423
>>64336572
GGGGGGGGGGGG RAAAAAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AYO THIS NIGGA REMEMBERING HIS (YOU) FARM REPS

>>64336423
GGGGGGGGGGGG

>>64336572
GRAPE

has oli ever drained her chat's balls in asmr?
please tell me she did and starts influencing shondo to do it too

I love my wife and I like her friends

>>64337037
I don’t think Oli has done an ASMR and doesn’t seem like the type to do lewd ASMR.

Oli has sexy boobies

>>64337294
>doesn’t seem like the type to do lewd ASMR
impossible

>>64337294
she literally just talked about having passionate sex with her chat

if I had found oli before shondo, she would've been the one I fell in love with.

How much daydreaming about Shondo is too much?

>>64338272
>too much
not possible

you fags don't actually hear 1000 kisses in a row and think they mean anything do you, holy fuck I'm glad I'm watching a vod and can skip the half hour dedicated oiler worship

>>64338626
i tab out and listen to some BANGERS

>>64338626
i am (you), those kisses are all for me

>>64338713
doesn't matter if they're for me a thousand raspy rapid fire kisses tied to a dollar amount don't sound very sentimental

>>64338626
it normally would, but the way she said their names right before the kisses makes me feel icky.

>>64338626
considering she will get playful and be more aggressive after one of us points out how rough the kisses have been? yes, every kiss has meaning and was for me.

>>64338992
like she wouldn't be normally? anyway I'm sure her voice is doing great from all that

>>64338795
why did she do that

does she watch boring scp and analog horror stuff all the last vod

>>64339147
like how she wouldn't be normally giving all those kisses for me? you're right, anon.
>anyway I'm sure her voice is doing great from all that
a small sacrifice from a good loyal wife. i'm proud of her!

>>64339497
yeah I'm gonna go find a different vod to watch

just pains me that the cucks will bother her nonstop about her voice but then the moment she's like okay time for literally 1000 kisses it's syadouLove syadouLove syadouLove thank you wifey
maybe can the concernfagging then

>>64340223
what

>>64339497
she talked about wanting to not contribute to hurting men's feelings for their insecurities, then called someone a baby for crying in the same stream

>>64340322
she's a woman please understand the prior statement was to make you feel better not to actual state something she believes

>>64340223
kill yourself

I gotta learn to stop coming here when there isn't a shondo crisis I need updates on
most of you guys are downers

>most of you guys
it's mostly just one guy
there's a reason you'll never see these fags say this with a username behind them

>>64341526
I can assure you it isn't

>>64341526
ok then fag, back yourself up, do a syadouWave in chat right now, so your claim is backed with a username.

its a hivemind of 4chan npcs so effectively 1 noisy guy

I'm gonna do it.

>>64341526
>>64341783
have you never even looked at her twitter replies a lot of the time, or just in general what fags DO say openly with their name attached?

FACT: mental illness is the ultimate excuse

usually I prefer to focus on my wife rather than other dudes, but i'm an ally of the fags so your behavior is cool with me

>>64341757
>>64341845
>>64341671
the point is it's already obvious enough half the anti posts here are typed by the same monkey acting like he isn't

>>64341818
>>64341966
baseg

>>64341966
ryona

>>64341962
yeah i wouldn't care either if my wife didn't read the threads

>>64342112
what in your mind makes you want this to be true

>>64342112
waiting for your wave you coward that hides behind anonymity

does Shondo's growth issue have a name
I really want to learn more about how she can be so small but still porportional as opposed to the avg person with dwarfism

>>64342339
lol

>>64342339
bruh what

>>64342306
you first, it's only fair

why did you guys reply like that theres nothing wrong with my question or wanting to know more about my wife :<

>>64342516
you're the one who put down the claim, and backed that claim with a flimsy reasoning. now you can't even back your reasoning with a simple wave.
if you're scared of showing that you defend the thread as a white knight, and having that label assigned to you, just say so.

he's just a little guy asking little questions, guys! be nise

>>64342591
do your reps its only like been a week

I dont mean the chest growth I mean her height

>>64342753
lmao

>>64342339
Malnutrition due to eating disorders.

fine ill just continue to assume she malnourished herself too hard at the wrong developmental stage
you guys are useless

>>64342662
>>64342516
wow I cant believe it was dewdhole the entire time

>>64342839
except you anon, you're alright. thank you
I have a bad habit of becoming intensely curious about details in her life even though I know they'll make me sad

she is of average height for a uk woman

retarded ass bbc poster is also a white knight
holy american stereotype

>>64342896

>>64342662
dummy, my point was that it'd be extremely pathetic seeing the same schizo say the same shit for 16 hours a day
i wouldn't be posting on the anonymous pottery forum if i had something against it.

>>64336666
(YOU) MAKE (ME) SMILE NIGGA

The only things certain in life are death, taxes, and the reciprocal love between us and Shondo.

>>64343073
nah, it ain't the schizos that are doing it for 16 hours a day >>63885422

schizo anon did not act alone and there were more than 3 posts

you fools fall for all of my masterminded trickery. i would never whiteknight my wife in a place she couldn't know it was me defending her! what's the point in that? to convince the opinions of other MEN? bit gay innit?

she hates short men so much, but doesnt have the heart to tell them to go fuck off an die
why

>>64343737
Their suicides might go unseen lol

>>64336572
RAPERAPERAPEGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTBEARMYCHILDRENBEARMYCHILDREN

>>64343719
fuck you shondo. I know your games. I see right through you. is this what you mean by "i want to destroy you" right? you whore I love you

>>64337844
Innit just through innuendo? She wouldn’t do like a do a cum countdown or moan into the mic. She seems like she’d be wicked good at simulating intimacy without going full coomer mode. Oli ASMR would be powerful.

>>64338272
Shogga I literally pretend she’s riding shotgun when I have to travel for work and write poetry for her sometimes in my free time.

>>64345062
cute

>>64344908
No she said she acts like a brat just to make people here at her, then have passionate ***** (beep censors), pretty straight forwards

>wife pls look at my quote retweets pls give me a pity like too PLEASE anything i need your attention
third rate husbands are fucking pathetic

>>64349099
Why are you seething? The people you call "favourites" also make quote retweets that get ignored

>>64349099
sorry magneto, we cant all be favorites. dont shame us for trying

>>64349675
it's her loss if she wants to ignore all my posts and anything i tag her in. all of my posts are amazing.

>>64349695
You are telling me she responded to reply bait that was posted 10 seconds after she tweeted? There was literally no person she could have responded to in that timeframe that wouldn't get called a "favorite".

>>64350021
Shogger, the meta is to reply bait as fast as possible as soon as she tweets anything. That is the only way you can become a favorite.

>>64349695
>>64349675
you should sit down in the corner where you belong and stop spamming her
she will never give a shit about you, third rate irrelevant garbage, stop bothering her.

>>64350198
Are you talking about yourself? Is that why you're seething so hard?

>>64350443
what

It's actually annoying you can't interact with her outside of the designated time for tweeting at husbands. You literally have to be anything but a husband. It might be the most bizarre behavioral pattern I've seen from someone, given how specific it is.

>>64350443
nobody is seething other than the third rate husbands every day in every thread

>>64350706
you knew what you were getting into if she were to balloon in popularity like she did

>>64350198
calm down magneto, dont make me tell on you to mommy

>>64351997
tabs, faggot

guys i WILL win >:)

>>64353469
im winning your mom

>>64352214
Shes so cute I love her

I love you Shondo. she will love disco elysium. I played it again for a little recently and couldn't stop smiling thinking about her giggling and laughing at the dialog

how does this >>64354374 make you feel /shon/

>>64354590

how does this >>64354590 make you feel /shon/

>>64354928

>>64343337
Except i won't die and i don't pay my taxes
My love for shondo is unconditional and forever, though

Seethe

>>64354590
>>64354928
I fucking love Smile
It's so silly and cute

>>64353929
She is going to play disco? We have to make her signature skill halflight

>>64354590
her stream harshly dropped in quality when she got into emote brainrot/twitch """culture"""
she used to have a special and much better vibe but now is a generic garbage twitch streamer vibe

>>64355424
harsher than I'd go but the rot is certainly starting

>>64355482 (me)
certainly if youtube watchalongs start becoming commonplace you'll know it's truly set in but I'm not gonna doom that hard right now

>>64355248
she said she was going to think about it because the game is too long

>>64355424
i dont appreciate how it invaded her lexicon. funny pictures of cats is one thing. being unable to go a sentence without saying an emote is another

>>64355866
exactly this, everything being punctuated with a hehe Smiles or beating the w-w-w-woman Scared joke to death, I know you're not that nervous or out of material shon

>>64335792
>seeing the other women shoggers watch
she is not seeing the replies and quotes you third rate husbands are spamming to her lmao

>>64356046
Personally I was too paranoid to share. She's my top but I'm worried she'd start making mental note and stalking other girls I watch.

I love my Christmas fairy of a wife

>>64356239
Everyone else in my list is a male fleshtuber and I don't want her to think I'm a normalfag.

>>64356487
why hide it from her. let her know you are a normalCHAD. much better than lonely nerds with 4 anime women. Wife + normal streamers is peak

you lost

>>64358388
haha funny the game joke bro
fuck you get new material shondo

I love shondo and shondo loves me!

I've barely watched her this year, the magic is gone.
I will cope by listening to her old suicide pact asmr.

speaking of, how are you going to react when she inevitably gets herself killed

>>64359591
Paranoid over not getting away with it.
I think I would though.

>>64359591
Unironically I have so much suppressed anger issues, I think I would hate how dull life would feel after losing her. So I am probably going to cause as much destruction as possible before leaving the world myself. My other loved one's will be safe but my bucket list will be ticked.

>>64359591
Every vtuber I liked ended up betraying me anyway, if she got killed while still loving us at least I would have an untarnished memory of her to hold on to

I really like when she does that very soft voice like she’s talking to a baby or Otis or something and goes “don’t be scared, it’s ok, don’t be scared” when she sees many funny shaking cat gif

>>64359591
I will kill myself

How do I get on her list of husbands she DMs a good night to every night?

>>64360995
be above 6'3 in height

>>64361581
How do I let her know?

>>64361581
I’m literally a foot tall and she cuddles with me every night. Get fucked lanklet

>>64362127
shut up you fat fuck

>watching latest la noire vod
>zatsu about execution methods
did she nearly admitted live on stream, that she has experience hanging herself??? syadouhyperomegalul

>>64335149
shontoes pt 2: electric boogaloo

>>64363354
lurk a thousand years

>>64355424
Watch Forsen

if you don't have Forsen in your twitch recap, you are fucking trash and should kill yourself, waste of oxygen
simple as

>>64364566
this but if you aren't 6'5

>>64364590
im 6' packing 5'' do i still rope?

If you have a normalfag flesh streamer in your recap, you need to kill yourself.

I still don't get if she's condemning manlet hate or still mocking manlets in her last stream

>>64366544
yes

>>64364203
i know, fag
just found it funny she nearly slipped up about it on main

you ever just wake up in the middle of the night with the worst stomach ache you had in years and then proceed to shit out your guts for an hour? Im dying

>>64365050
>watching vtubers other than your wife
You need to kill yourself immediately.

>>64366992
girls dont shit shondo

>>64359591
I will revive her in that case

>>64367286
>he doesn't support his wife's friends
You are weak.

>>64365050
cope pleb
the chads of the community all watch wife and forsen
the irrelevant trash like you watches wife and four shitty anime whores and seethes instead

why should I not lie to her if she keeps lying to me?

Tyler1 is my second most watched streamer and I wish Shondo would play League of Legends it's a fun game.

>>64370902
>League of Legends it's a fun game
No league player has ever said this.

>>64370966
It's fun if you're good at it. I tried it and was not very good and my team was always mad at me for feeding and was mean to me. I bet Shondo would be good at it though.

I would watch the shit out of a Shondo league stream. I know it's never going to happen. But if it did, I would watch.

>>64369731
call her a whore

Glad to announce I just busted a fat load to her 1000 kisses asmr.while imagining her kissing my dick.

Good day to you all.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2000591248?t=4h24m48s
>12 is fine, maybe 13, 16 is dangerous
small bros, we're in

>>64372005
but then i'll be telling the truth

I have never cummed to Shondo ASMR I use it to relax and unwind so I can sleep

>>64375298
this is fucked up why would she do this?

>>64362127
Just posted proof ;)
Eat shit >>64362765

>>64375943
L + ratio + you're bald + no balls

If hypothetically you had a special relationship with shondo, would you keep it a secret so she doesn't get any hate, or should I make it public out of principle?

>>64376159
If I had a secret relationship and wanted to keep that relationship in tact, then I obviously would keep my mouth shut.

>>64376159
sneak into the room while she's live, disable the mute button, then fuck her live on stream by having her sit on my dick during a movie watch along, making sure she keeps the moans down and having her still entertain chat, keep this up for the full 12 hours, covering her mouth each time she cums. then finally after the 12 hours is up, I'll grab both her hands with 1 hand, and turn on her webcam, fucking her while displaying her pussy for everyone on stream to see. then I'll make it a goal that I'll force her to cum once for every $100 dono in streamelements she gets.
I'll then end the stream and dump her for being a whore and daring to cheat on every husband while having a bf behind the scenes, and leave her with the huge pile of dirty cuck cash she made during that one stream and let her be reminded of her cheating every time she looks at her bank account or has to buy something, which she will have to use because her streaming career will definitely be destroyed after that.

>>64376588
you should write a doujin for this

>>64376588
Be nise to your whore wife

Finally got time to watch the vods, just gotta watch the 3 five-hour streams until the next stream(i won't be able make it, even on 2x speed)

I like Shondo she makes my heart smile :)

if you think about it, it's the whales who are cucks, everytime they donate more than 500 bucks or 100 gifts, she uses one of her many excuses not to give them the appropriate number of kisses for their donations.
last stream she only did ~300 kisses for 1.2k gifts and $1.5k donos.

>>64377831
Dawg you counted?
The hell wrong with you
"muah"
>one...
"muah"
>two...
"mmmmmuuuaah!"
>t-three... (moans & cooms)

>>64378243
if counting is too mentally taxing for you there's no hope for you

>>64378444
Dawg, counting how many kisses she did is different, you can't possibly be suggesting that it's not out of the ordinary to do so

>those select twitch recap likes
must suck being one of those poor faggots she did not gave a fuck about lmao
she made sure to like her dear favorites tho

Karaoke this week or next?

>>64379018
i talked to her today and her voice is pretty much gone, gonna be a light week cause she wants to rest up

>>64379111
fuck off FT get a job instead of grinding dark and darker all day

>>64379111
thanks for the update, giru

>>64379111
Forest tree i think you need to stream more

Anyone else here with a vod channel thats a bit behind because they got lazy on the uploads? haha so true

>>64379537
Shondo let me do it for you... pay me $5 a month so you don't feel indebted to me...

>>64379537
you don't get it, she's so busy she draws until she gets carpal tunnel and she's sick fro the critters going to school and she has too many business emails to reply to and she's busy commissioning artists for her redebut and she still has to chase artists that don't respond to their deadlines and she has to work on her lore video and she has to spend 30 minutes for each minute of her asmr video she has to record and she still has to edit her asmr video because she wants to do an asmr video every two months, but she also needs to take care of otis and play with otis and feed otis and clean up after otis's poop and play with otis for a few hours every morning and she also has to build otis's wheel but doesn't have the time because she needs to buy christmas presents for the critters and for forest tree as well and to help shadow mama with the preparations for christmas because shadow mama is working now and is in too much pain to do anything after she finishes her work because of cancer so she has to take care of everything but she also has to finalize the new outfit design and rigging with her rigger and her mama to fix any glitches and do touch ups so she's more cuter than ever before but she also has to make sure to test out her new 3d model and setting it up is so difficult that it takes up almost the entire day just to set her room up to do vr just to test her model and she has to test for the audio for the vr headset too so it works with the model and she needs to do some finalization with shonzo so there are no more glitches in the 3d model but she also sleeps like 10 hours a day because she needs her beauty sleep because she's god eepiest soldier but also doesn't get enough sleep because otis keeps waking her up so all the sleep is for nothing but she also needs to grind blue archive for once swimsuit hina comes out because she needs to get her and the gems she needs just happened to go missing because she rolled on a normal banner so she needs to grind some more but before she does the grind she needs to complete the blue archive story and read all of the plot because they're essential and very important to her, and forest tree is always playing online games whenever she wants to do anything with the internet which causes him to lag out if she does any upload or download so she can't use the internet whenever forest tree is home besides for streaming because then it's reasonable for her to use the internet, but she also has to support nina and her friends by watching all of their streams because that's what friends have to do but she's also so tired and her throat is hurting because she had to go to a concert of her lifetime and also ship out all the merch that she missed out and she also has to start preparing for when the fumos releases and get ready for the surge of orders but also she has to watch movies with forest elder every monday for quality family time and also watch breaking bad and better call saul with the older critter to groom her into having a personality and to finally become a person rather than a child and also put seed into the bird house every day which makes her even more tired because she has to go touch grass every time she needs to refill the bird house with seeds but she also has to order all the groceries for the house because nobody else orders food and she needs to buy all of her groceries even though nobody cooks and most of the time she only eats frozen pasta and frubes yoghurt and she also needs to find a vr world to have our vr date in once she does her 3d debut and she also has to learn how to dance to show it to us and wants to get ready to hire a vocal coach to help improve her singing one day and because she got a new IPS that happens to be a little bit slower but more stable it'll take a longer time for her to upload anything even when she tries to schedule it when she's asleep because it might disconnect or interrupt halfway through and she has to do it all over again because youtube sucks and she might interrupt forest tree's gaming sessions because she sleeps at 9 am whenever the critters go to school.
so in short she can't upload any vods.

>>64335125
Bald nigga

nigga wtf im not reading that shit

Not reading any of that

>>64380341
ok

>>64380341
based

>>64379592
people have already offered to do this many time over the years. it's not something she often talks about, but she is a control freak to a pathological degree.

>>64380341
Newfag, here. I appreciate the lore.

>>64380341
you forgot that Bimmy has to be out at 5 PM because kids

>>64380341
This is the shondo's get out of doing anything free card
syadouHappyNod

>>64380341
based hatewatcher

>>64380341
i love her i love her i love her

>>64380341
Based call the woman out for being a woman

https://twitter.com/managerotis/status/1734590210334196006
anyone wanna talk about her yellow fucking bed sheet? i think she's way more disgusting and stinky than she lets on.

>>64381174
yeah sorry, she's a squirter
i tried to get her to stop doing it but she just wont listen

>>64381174
I like to rub my butt on her bedsheets, so what?

>>64381174
Coconut oil + Otis oil

>>64380341
Dawg I've never seen someone write more than me holy fuck
Thanks for the lore dump though, appreciated
>>64380713
Who
>>64381174
It's from otis's oil

>>64381174
imagine her pillow...

>>64380341
i hate you

>>64381666
Your excuses are starting to pile up Shondo...

>>64366809
in the grand scheme of things there was only so much she'd talk about on rrk that wouldn't come up on a stream in passing later, or hadn't already been mentioned before in less detail

>>64380606
I can't believe she actually deigned to let other people make the art for asmr. I was gonna also say "or maintain a clip channel" but I'm pretty sure she still managed those and had swiika send her the files to upload since she mentioned herself forgetting to upload

>>64380341
blud forgot that she just disassociates for hours whenever she wants

>>64370902
His stream would be better if he didn't ban Forsen emotes, what a wimp.

>>64371030
I doubt. she can't play with mouse and keyboard and I don't think she has any gamesense at all. she would be hella toxic tho kek

shut the fuck up learningmyabcs

>>64382113
usually she accounts for this by being autistic about working at all times but lately she's actually tired off hours and doesn't want to do anything but play BA
understandable though I never want to do much else for the rest of the day after work

imagine if she just included "community interaction" into her work duties and she'd instantly become 10x the chuuba she is today. i don't know what it is she's working on 8+ hours a day that makes it so that she can't respond to more than 0-3 replies that were posted within 10 seconds of her tweets. i just don't get it. the most frustrating part for me is that she speaks of it like it's literally an impossible task to interact with people when almost every other vtuber can do it just fine, from tiny 1-2views to the biggest of the big.

>>64383842
hi new

Goku

>>>/wsg/5369311
listen to this man puritanfags
ryona chads WILL win

>>64383842
She interacts with almost everyone who responds on her alt account

>>64383957
>raping but with love
this man gets it.

>>64384008
which one?

>>64384382
ngmi

>>64383842
If you want her to interact with the community more make it so the community isn't horrible

>>64380341
Tards like you are why we don't have maros or DMs
>didn't read
>kill yourself

>>64384008
what's the point of lying like this? lol

Can /shon/ come to an agreement on what type of marriage they're part of?
1) wife dominant- husband keeps her happy at all costs, doesn't make her keep him happy
2) husband dominant - wife keeps the husband happy at all costs, for if she were to displease him once he would leave her
3) equal- husband keeps wife happy at all costs, wife keeps husband happy at all costs(they love each other, but the relationship will only ever be superficial due to each person not wanting to reveal too much about themselves in worry that it will displease the other)
4) equal- they love each other and work through any argument so both are happiest with the outcome, even if it's a hurtful piece of information, they are willing to get hurt as long as they can overcome the issues together(these marriages last longer, but have a higher chance of not working out due to one side not putting in as much effort in as the other)
Once you've thought over which relationship you have with shondo, think about how she feels about the relationship herself

>>64380341
life imitates art:

https://x.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1734662409883725855?s=20

>>64383842
She liked my tweet once and told me to do reps before

>>64387268
Based

>>64387216
easily 4
it's option 1 that's the timebomb
maybe more like 1 at first then when she outgrows it we move on to 4
>inb4 >when

>>64387216(me)
Personally i wish to have a type 4 marriage, but i believe she wants a type 1 (i think we're overall sitting at a shaky 3 right now, leaning more towards 1)
She is dedicated to the relationship, but not to the degree of which she would be able to take on our issues, not because of her being a bad wife, but due to the sheer amount of husbands compared to her, not even bringing up her own problems(mentally speaking, but physically as well) and you guys are unwilling to let her unwind(trauma dump), when streaming changed her life for the better
It's fine to trauma dump back, but consider the sheer amount of people besides you who are also wanting to trauma dump
Also she's our little sister, so hold back, even if just a little

>>64387420
truth oomfie

>>64387420(still me)
We having different views and perspectives also makes it harder for her since no matter what she does some insecure or mentally ill husband will always make it sound like she's a whore and she should do this and that
Not to insult the husbands, but in this marriage, full of destructive and unhealthy individuals, the best thing to do is for both parties to help each other out so we all can have a healthy and long marriage(forever and ever, till death do us part, and hopefully beyond)

>>64387216
Everything evidently points to it being 4. The sad part is that not everyone is built for 4. That takes actual maturity which a huge number of her viewers do not have. I say 'viewers' because so many just watch her as the entertainment they put on when they stuff their face. But now we also have notable regulars who are clearly not built for 4 and thrive in this dichotomy of being a 1 husband while shondo is treating this as a 4 wife. 2 husbands may as well be the anti's we hear about who continuously find ways to harass her.

>>64387216
Objectively we're all in a type 3 marriage, she can't even reveal her name to us and some of us have to fib about shit like height in order to not get made fun of for traits we can't change. It's very superficial but it makes hundreds of people happy.

Shondo is like a little sister or daughter but also a wife. Want to love and protect but also beat the brakes off her if she does something dumb.

>>64387751
You are a 2 husband if you think this is a 3 marriage.

>>64387852
Go ask your wife for cute RTX right now. That would never happen unless you donated at least 200k pounds? That's very superficial.

>>64388245
How new? You must have a bad memory.

>>64388368
how new?

>>64387216
>can /Shon/ come to an agreement
no. I love my wife. She says she loves me and I choose to believe her. I will not be bogged down with this particularities.

>>64388368
Don't act like you're some 2018 discordfag because you're not, getting some leaked pictures of her face without her consent doesn't mean anything.

>>64388537
God you just don't know anything do you? Pipe down 2 hubby, 4 husband chads have been winning and you won't stop us.

wall of text fag has the worst posts
I prefer whoreanon to this shigger

>>64388705
I was around when she made partner. What about you newfag? Subathon? Kys.

>>64387216
this isn't a marriage stop overthinking it

>>64388925
why are you even here?

>>64388982
because I love shondo

>>64388982
Entertainment? If you think more than 200 of her viewers take the marriage thing seriously you're out of your damn mind.

why is Nina not a mommy anymore

>>64389071
Unfollow her on twitch immediately or own up to it and become a husband

>>64389107
shnidoo groomed her into becoming a loli

>>64388895
Also partner, what's your point retard?

>>64389107
>>64389144
Shondo upgraded her

>>64389107
Because she saw how much pedobucks Shondo is making every stream so now even her irl body magically shrunk

I want to kiss Shondo on her hot mouth

>>64389140
Nerd. She's a vtuber, a professional entertainer.

>>64389140
it's an unspoken truth that most people don't actually treat her as their real literal wife and she understands that or she wouldn't tell literally every follower that she's their wife
you take it as seriously as you want to but she just expects you to act accordingly

>>64389294
>>64389436
Retards, just divorce or commit already

>>64389071
depends on what you think "take it seriously". I think there's probably more than 200 who fantasize about actually having Shon as a wife, but that's not how she views the marriage thing. She views herself as a "imouto wife" that wants to be seen as a little sister who wants to be seen as a wife. I feel like anyone who plays into that does it unknowingly

>>64389593
you know how sad she'd be if regulars just left because they don't want to be childless for life

>>64389630
shnidoo and i are going to have an AI baby like that retarded fairy in sword art online

>>64389593
Yes, tell 90% of her audience to unfollow. Can your autistic ass support her financially? Most oilers are not gachikoi.

you faggots know that she would be sad about the fact the you call the marriage a larp right?

>>64389607
I think what you say is how it was at the start and maybe where it's headed again but for awhile she definitely took it way more in the serious wife direction due to her brainworms and abandonment issues. I think she'll still appreciate the most dedicated of husbands moving forward though even if she won't chase after them anymore.

>>64389777
I don't think it's larp just very superficial, our bond is as fragile as an egg. If she phrases something incorrectly you can see signs of brainworms in the chat 10 seconds later.

>>64387751
>she can't even reveal her name to us
Lol
And the part about height it's an issue on both sides, shondo takes the teasing too far(self admitted) and husbands are insecure since it's a common male insecurity
Also i say she takes teasing too far, but it's probably true she cares about it to some extent, just not as much as you guys would like to belive
>Objectively
Lol
>>64387803
Real, I'm not really into ryona, i don't like hurting people, so I'll leave that to you ryona fags
>>64387852
By using the same line of logic i could call you a type 2 husband if you don't think it's a type 3 marriage
It's true she won't reveal certain stuff about her, but that is due to wanting not to doxx herself
She's also playing a character at the end of the day(visually speaking)
>>64388245
She's said before she'd need be paid 5 mil gbp to show bare feet, not happening for 200k, that'd put her entire family in potential danger as well

>>64389930
yes and faggots that doubt her should fuck off

>>64389777
well she already accepts she has a vastly different idea of marriage than most shoggers seem to
she doesn't want to call it a larp because she does love her fans and dedicates herself to them but it's the loosest definition of such possible
take it as you will, because icky details of it all are best unsaid and in the end she gets the benefit of an endless husband supply and you get the benefit of getting to leave if you truly wanted

>>64389996
people doubt her because it's a flimsy relationship founded on nothing to do with the male end so naturally it's a self esteem black hole
nobody seems capable of living on platitudes forever unless they can just accept they're shallow and use it as a stepping stone to improving oneself to actually be worthy of praise

>>64390020
>she gets the benefit of an endless husband supply and you get the benefit of getting to leave if you truly wanted
In the end, I'm just another shogger huh

ok I just did a rip of shondo's twitter so you guys get to know exactly how many times she replied to and who she replies to the most, if you want to know who are these "favourites" as you guys like to call it.
https://pastebin.com/1LizBmu9

you guys go make sense of the data yourself

>>64389996
I've donated $2.1k this year. I will fuck off if you tip at least $2k right now, that's roughly how much money I plan to give her in 2024. Take care of your wife "husband".

>>64390171
>im on the list
heh, later virgins

>>64390211
I donated something like 3k to her overall wtf are you talking about

>>64390118
in what way is she dedicating herself to us? this is her job and she's not going any extra distance at all anymore

>>64390211
you are fucking lost somnium

>>64390171
>only replied to 65 people ever
what did I even expect

>>64390325 (me)
oops, meant to reply to >>64390020

>>64390171
I fucking made the cut

>>64390356
its not ever. shes replied to me before but not on this one.

>>64390171
not even once...

>>64389630
Shondo has said before if we really want to do something we shouldn't let her stop us, i doubt she'd feel any different from us wanting to have kids, as long as it's with one woman and we're not whores, not saying you should divorce shondo to have kids, you can simply have someone for a wife irl too
>>64389769
I'm telling people to divorce or commit to the marriage they entered into willingly
Not rocket science

>>64389630
she wouldn't give a shit. regulars leave all the time. only when certain names leave she gets upset.

>>64390485
TWO WIVES????????????? you're a whore

>>64390340
actually obsessed. you guessed wrong

>>64390519
You can also just not marry the mother of your children, personally, I'm planning to have at least 17 kids(I've planned on this before marrying shondo)
I want my bloodline to continue well into the future, i believe at least one member of all families should have a child, in order to continue what your ancestors started

I just don't think GFEtubing was ever meant to go this deep. Any given chuuba will do the you're mine don't go to other girls bit and I think that's fine, they have feelings after all. But the extra steps shondo takes to make things more serious than they really can be has had some ill effects. In the end can she really do anything more than what chuubas who preceded her could? Her absolute devotion and love is unrivaled still, and I don't think she'd have that be restricted only to the most dedicated, though she'll try to reward those who are because she likes the feeling that there are people who are in her same position who find this the best approximation of a relationship that they're capable of.
It just kind of is what it is and it all falls apart when you try to define it or apply real world logic to it. Just try to enjoy your time with her while it lasts as she said on twitter and not stress the details. She'll be happy if you do show your devotion to her, but showing up is enough if you can't see yourself making promises you can't keep. The biggest thing is just back up your words in the moment at the very least. She probably expects people to leave one day if their love for her dies out or they find something irl, but that's a different matter from flirting with another stream the very day you pledged devotion to her.

>>64390599
stop making everything about money then

>>64390689
sex OUTSIDE of marriage???????????????? you're a whore

>>64390280
Are you retarded? That's just your contribution, you also have to donate instead of me if you want me gone for not being a "real" husband like you. Without me Shadow loses $2k.

a reminder to get rid of the armchair therapist

/^(?!https:)\S{30,}/i;
/^\s*\S+(?:\s+\S+){60,}\s*$/i;

>>64390485
>don't divorce shondo just have a real wife who doesn't mind that you tell a twitch streamer that you lover her also
are you insane?
look I don't want to tell people never tell shondo you love her unless you never want to make a family but realistically speaking people are going to move on and focus on real life and shondo's past the point where she's going to let that eat at her
just don't leave her for another vtuber if you don't want her hurt

>>64390832
the thread is so much more silent now

>>64390718
you people keep talking about how dedicated she is, yet you can't give any examples showing this other than her just saying it. words are worthless without actions to back them up. her streaming for 40 hours in a month is not dedication. her refusing to interact with us anywhere is not dedication. refusing to engage with fan made stuff like songs that someone spent dozens of hours on for her because it had their voice in it or something is not dedication. WHERE is it?

>>64390832
I'm not him I just had a long thought. Sorry you read slowly.

>>64390930
if your thought can't be expressed in 20 words or less, it's shit

>>64390918
>blind
>deaf

>>64390918
shes my wife i love her

>>64390517
you gonna start whining about D or something, because she's said for ages before then that people moving on make her sad, she's just not gonna fuckin tell you each time it happens
and that goes doubly now that she realized she shouldn't let these things affect her so much

>>64390171
Is this what /shon/ calls being a favorite? I'm just terminally online and have insomnia.

i will put babies in my wife no amount of infertility will stop me

>shondo reads about favorites
>immediately replies to a random person on olivia's twitch stream
you can't just expect that to work shondo.

>>64390918
she's always working on new stuff that she thinks we'll like and she was very interactive when she was small enough to handle it
she streams on alt just to spend extra time with us without needing to perform
and yeah I would call kind words something meaningful, what's wrong with that? You can make someone's day with some kind words
she does most of what she can given this arrangement
I won't pretend that nobody else does roughly the same things nor that some of the reason for the severity is simply her control freak nature but I think it's definitely clear she works a lot to try and make us happy

>>64391295
she just replied to another person her response to you

only reading her messages, is only trying to get her to play ds1?

>>64391484
you can never fix a woman, the more you try to talk sense into her the more she lashes out.
if people keep saying she should stay a virgin to her in her face, she will go out and have sex even if she pukes and is forever scarred by it just to own the men.

>>64390171
In some cases she basically writes a thread in response to someone which would inflate the stats since each reply to herself also counts as a reply to the other guy. The babymetal tweets were kind of like that, including her replying to other people under that reply so even more of her tweets count towards the initial guy.

>>64391566
>also counts as a reply to the other guy
intended

> other people under that reply so even more of her tweets count towards the initial guy
counted everyone in the reply chain in those situations

shontoes

>have you changed too much
oli hit it right on the head

>>64391330
>she streams on alt just to spend extra time with us
I remember here fomostreaming the awards last time and before that there was 2 months of no alt streams. She's in entertainer mode 80% of the time and in business mode 10% of the time, it's like spending time with an office lady. There's no intimacy of any kind anymore just memes like with any other streamer.

>>64391743
why would that be useful in proving le favourites then if she just had a lot to say in response to one message and wasn't actually singling out that poster in different contexts

>jumpier and irritable
right on the fucking nail again

>>64391817
in my mouth

>>64391872
>>64391910
spoonfeed me I don't want to watch the stacy

>>64391895
talk more like more

olis chat is so much better than ours
the emote spam really is annoying af huh

>>64392055
not our fault shondo only speaks in emotes

>>64392055
glad shoggas are coming around to seeing this our chat fucking sucks
I'm not accepting "everyone bots except for shondo" as an appropriate response to the fact our chat is fast as hell and mostly emote spam

>oli encourages guys to have flings with her rather than marrying her
this slut whore

>>64392119
our chat has been awful for most of this year

>>64392055
because our chat is like 100x faster than hers? at certain chat speeds it makes no sense to type sentences anymore since it's never being read anyway. also, emote spam begets more emote spam since anything you write is just instantly pushed off screen.

>shondo throwing shade at oli
yeah, irritable and jumpier is real

>>64392365
wifey needs an ego check very soon

Why do you guys reckon wifey's angy all of a sudden? Period or emails.

possible oli collab soon

>wants to stream with oli during christmas instead of hanging out with us
>during the loneliest time of year
thanks, i'll hang out with fuwamoco instead i guess

>>64392365
What did she say?

Oli christmas collab?
Epic I like Oli

>>64392480
high ego and self-esteem clashes with reality and she lashes out when things don't go the way she expects them to

>>64392511
i might kill myself

Shondo isn't streaming Christmas day
Watch streams

abi is a whore for not joining the girls. the lord does not accept this.

>>64392511
You're joking right? What a slap in the face. Fuck this, I'm watching anime out of spite instead of her collab.

>>64392581
possible Christmas eve stream
pay attention

>>64392632
Christmas eve was never mentioned stop pulling shit out of your ass

>>64392670
they're literally talking about a christmas collab on oli's stream right now, you fucking retard

>>64392670
you're such a special retard.

>>64392699
yes, and shondo said she wouldnt stream on eve cause she has to help with prep and cant expect her whole family to be quiet while she streams

>>64392699
>>64392746
whatever, keep seething over a collab that will never happen I guess

>>64392786
watch.
streams.

>>64392750
>>64392786
>stream a little stream a lot!!! if you wanna hang out i will 100% make time
>if you wanna hang out i will 100% make time
>i will 100% make time
capiche, you dumb fuck?

>>64392632
So she went from "noooo my house is too laud around Christmas!!!!!!!" to a Christmas eve collab? She just didn't want to spend this holiday with us. Period. We're at best an afterthough. Why bother streaming? She could just hang out with Oli irl or in VR chat since she's only doing it for her.

>>64392750
Wrong, that's on Christmas day, not eve. She streamed on eve last year with no issues. The only thing is that she needs to finish one hour earlier than usual because of the critters.

>>64392847
>>64392850
keep.
seething.
lol!

>>64392750
she said she would stream you absolute fucking retard, she will just end an hour early you fucking deaf dumbass. is there even any grey matter up in that skull of yours?

>>64392867
yeah man whatever you say

>>64392922
no Smile

>>64392929
Whore. Liar.

/shon/ is the only general where nobody watches streams

>>64392867
nooo she's super dedicated to us and does EVERYTHING in her power to make us happy

>>64392990
That's not true, /ggg/ doesn't watch streams either.

I wish shondo would flirt with us like oli flirts with her chat

Suggestion, check the fully fledged out community ran timestamp document before you make up outrageous bullshit about her.
Oli asked what she was doing over the christmas period. To Americans that’s the week around christmas. Shondo already said it’s not possible to stream christmas day but she will stream christmas eve like she did last year, she just has to finish early.
This really is anti central. I wonder how many actual streamwatchers are even left.

>>64392990
discord 2.0

>>64393018
lmao

>>64392511
I thought last stream she gave a whole discussion about how she won't be able to stream on christmas

>>64393105
None of these retards watched that stream

>>64393032
i'm here to make fun of the schizos most viewers have left a long time ago

>>64393142
I'm not watching oli so I don't know what she's saying there

>>64393105
well evidently she changed her mind for oli? she wouldn't do it for us because we're not important enough.

fuck this thread you niggers can't even listen to single words she says and if you do you twist her words to fit your narrative

>>64393032
i don't know if this is news to you or something, but shondo isn't american, so she answered from her perspective as a brit where christmas is christmas eve + christmas day.

>>64393292
Wow that’s crazy now imagine if they were friends and spoke often and understood what the other meant.
By the way for Brits christmas is Christmas eve, christmas day and boxing day.

>>64393178
Oli asked Shondo if she was doing anything "for the holidays." She was referring to her personal life (since she mentioned herself possibly taking a day to see christmas lights) and Shondo very autistically assumed Oli was inviting her to hang out by offering to make time for her before she finished her sentence. Oli, being a social butterfly, noticed this and saved it by saying they could do something with the barbie girls.

look I'm acting on incomplete info here because I'm not watching the stacy to "stalk" wife

>>64393433
then don't act.

>>64393433
ngmi

>>64335125
That’s one hairless pussy

>>64393411
so oli might as well have been talking about british christmas then using your logic. you're so dumb it's not even funny.

>>64393483
I'll make it because in the end she respects people who have their own lives

>>64393411
also, shondo doesn't talk that much with the barbie girls off stream, which you'd know if you WATCH HER FUCKING STREAMS

You guys are gay and I want to have sex with Shondo

>>64393649
I NEED to have sex with shondo

>>64393490
Otis is male and very photogenic, but yeah he's as bald as they come

>>64393686
>Otis is male
Proof?

What went wrong with /shon/? It used to be at least a bit better before, is it the time period increasing the fertility of brainworms?

Christmas collab with Oli = Shondo lied about her house being too noisy and chaotic to stream because she didn't want to spend the holidays with us. Can we agree on this /shon/? If the collab happens that's what it means.

>>64393802
when was it better, march of this year?

>>64393807
as much as i hate to admit it, yes

>>64393807
she can find time with us whenever she likes but it's harder to find time to spend with her friends

I'm so glad I'm immune to these retarded brainworm bait posts.

>>64393828
for like 10 threads

>>64393858
>>64393807
inb4 shondo eats expired yogurt to cancel the collab

>>64393807
When the fuck did either of them say that they were going to stream together on christmas day you sperg
She said Christmas day is the one day she cannot stream. She lives in a household with multiple kids, her family might have family or friends over. You are seething over an impossible scenario based off a brief 2 second comment in which the only takeaway is that Shondo wants to hang out with her friends at some point in the next few weeks.

>>64393987
She already ate her emergency cup and it didn't work

>>64393935
So you disagree that in this hypothetical she lied about her house being too noisy and chaotic to stream?

>>64393807
but charismas is on on a monday, and it would be rude to stream then because i have family coming over

>>64394061
you're the only one bringing up christmas day repeatedly

shut up dewd

I will not reply to shiggers who don't watch streams. I will not reply to shiggers who don't watch streams. I will not reply to shiggers who don't watch streams. I will not reply to shiggers who don't watch streams. I will not reply to shiggers who don't watch streams. I will not reply to shiggers who don't watch streams. I will not reply to shiggers who don't watch streams. I will not reply to shiggers who don't watch streams. I will not reply to shiggers who don't watch streams.

>>64394105
Because she already said she is streaming christmas eve and cannot stream christmas day. Saying she wants to hang out with her friends over the holiday season doesn’t fucking mean the barbie girls are going to have a gathering on THE day, which is the one day she said she cannot arrange things, which is also the day you are insisting she’s lying about being unable to stream on. She said she cannot stream christmas day, and she will hang out with us on christmas eve like she did last year. So why are you so butthurt?

>>64394189
Just don't reply to retarded posts in general

>>64394184
wut

love my wife

>>64394229
she. said. she. would. make. time. this is what upset people. i don't understand how it's possible for a grown man to be a fucking brain-dead as you?

>>64394363
This.

>replied to an unironic cuck enjoying artist's unrelated tweet over any husbands' tweets
i fucking hate her guts sometimes.

>>64394485
You would've reacted the same if it was a Saali meme.

>>64394485
Maybe she stopped replying to shoggers because of schizos like you?
Why are you so obsessed with artists to follow them to their locked private alt accounts btw?

>>64394575
>why do you like art
Anon...

>>64394548
no I would've called her a hypocrite instead because of how often she mocks and expresses complete disgust towards him.
different reason, same outcome. he isn't a husband, he does it only for the money.

>>64394485
what a whore

>Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think
It's apparently really hard, huh?

>>64394575
>why do you operate on full information rather than just omitting information and act in ignorant bliss
what the fuck is actually wrong with you.

>>64394660
You don't get to decide whose a husband, I've done more for Shadow in a week than you have in a year newfag.

>>64394754
two completely unrelated sentences and your second sentence doesn't even prove anything, in fact, the sentence contradicts itself, and the only thing it says is that you're high on the honeymoon period.

>>64394714
With the amount of retarded schizos we have? Nearly impossible.

>>64394714
This thread is incapable of ignoring the most obvious bait yes
You could shitpost by just posting the opposite of whatever Shondo says and morons will take you seriously and reply nonstop

remember when that one retard thought that it was only 1 schizo?

>>64394929
it's because posting shondo's own messages and tweets is considered baiting in this general. never seen anything like it anywhere else.

saali is responsible for most of the undesirable scum /here/ and in her chat

>>64394967
maybe if she doesn't constantly go against what she says in the past, she wouldn't be in this situation.

>>64394983
i didnt watch any of his clips

>>64394983
He's also the reason she's stable and looking forward to the future so if you care about her you should thank him sometime

>>64395045
>>64394754
shut your retarded andrew tate licking ass saali.

>>64395045
thanks saal

how the fuck does chatterino work

>>64395045
stable and hopeful shondo is a much less interesting content creator so if anything he ruined her

>>64395045
the one true husband

>>64395092
>>64395133
these posts made by antis

>>64395045
Kill yourself Saali.

Guys, perhaps it's time we grow up and evolve, like shondo, both mentally and physically. We helped her(not /shon/, this place is(currently) hell) grow as a person, she's doing the right thing!
Perhaps it's time for us to act our age and be reasonable, mature adults? Let's at least try for the next thread, this one's done for
Also i love shondo unconditionally

>>64395239(me)
What a faggot

>>64395239
nice subtle short person joke
kill all short "men"

>>64395191
fucking clipper watching ass fucker.

>>64395294
Never meant it, my fault

>>64395318
stop hatewatching anon it's not healthy
let her go