/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Vtubers, and women in general, are nothing but fuckholes for men's sexual gratification.

Clickington Baitlet
That is all

Man, I fucking hate the way they title their videos. They're so desperate those views.

So anyone gonna explain it, cause I'm not searching for this.

>>64325548
Because horny idiots click them. Did you need something more profound? Im sure theres a list somewhere of decent clippers if you actually need them

>>64325548
I will now tell you a super secret technique usually only shared among Nepalese monks in the most secluded mountains of the himalayas:
>[...] > do not recommend videos of this channel > done
go find your inner peace, anon. You can thank me later

>>64325548
People click them. That simple. Too many motherfuckers (probably including you) are horny and all too willing to give these people views.

Nobody watches vtubers for entertainment they watch them to sexualize them, look at drama or watch a corpo walk near the border on what’s allowed.

>>64325548
>VTUBER IS HORNY!
>VTUBER IS MINDBROKEN!
pick one

>>64325548
source for the left pic?

>>64325548
GYATT DAYUM that's a tasty looking ass.

>>64325548
Clippers are trash
Translators are trash
I'm glad most of the early EOPs they brought in have gotten bored of JP chuubas by now at least so there's fewer of them shitting up chat

>>64325636
The most egregious titlebait faggot is the daily dose of snuffy guy, jesus fucking christ I hope he trips into a bush and gets a thousand thorn cuts.

>>64325548
Notice how bait threads here often use vague questions to get people to reply, while clippers on Youtube rather use extremely vague statements with bright colors to get people to watch their clip.
It's always vague, never clear, so that the brain of any dumbfuck can be stimulated enough to become curious.

>>64325760
Not watching the clip but it's probably about the Yakuza 0 stream where she did the sidequest about a girl selling her used underwear, but I don't know why it's being presented like that because she wasn't especially shocked and just laughed at how awkward it was.

Sex = numbers
That's how the world works since forever

>>64325599
My oshi is more than that.

>>64329315
Not last night she wasn't

>>64325548

>>64329364
Based

>>64329364
Snitches are bitches

>>64326698
>the source is also a crop
cringe

she broke

>>64325636
The most recent clipper meta is to say something/someone "broke" someone.
>Nerissa broke chat
>Shiori broke Calli
>This game broke Bae
Then you watch it and all they do is say "OMG" or laugh a little.

>>64331795
Funny how clippers went from the actual MVPs who brought vtubers to the wide world to absolute cancer of the fandom who care mostly about their own clout

>>64332280
It's what always happens when passion projects turn into for profit ventures.

>>64325548
I started to "Do not recommend this channel" on every click baiting clip I see. Now there's only a couple clip channel left...

>>64332280
>the actual MVPs who brought vtubers to the wide world
This is exactly why they have always been cancer

>>64325548
>go to youtube frontpage
>see this thumbnail
>click three dots
>click "Don't recommend channel¨
There you go, I solved it for you

>>64325548
>OMMMGGG NOOO ITS SEXUAL AND SHOWS SEXUAL PARTS OF A GIRL OMMMGGG I DONT WANT THIS! IT REMINDS ME OF LATENT MEMORIES WHERE MY PARENTS HAD ME CIRCUMCISED!!!! NOOOO!!!
Shut up lil bitch.

>>64325548
I dont trust any youtube channel with simp in their names that do nothing but post clips with clickbait thumbnails. I rather not help make some brown NEET in the Philippines (flip)rich off ad revenue

>>64325636
blame youtube for killing clippers in the algo
now clippers evolved in this harsh environment in to clickbaiters
if youtube didnt suppress them they could have been way more straightforward cause they would know they can trust youtube with it

They put in all the effort in the clickbait thumbnail that is inaccurate

>>64325548
Holosimp*r hate. One of the most notorious clickbait clippers

>>64325548
This is why I watch long translated clips like vtuberbits

>>64325548
Same clipper btw

>>64331795

>>64335380
porn-brain is real

>>64325548
I can't hate clippers because Cover refuses to reel them in and thus clearly endorses this shit.

>>64336356
You can hate Cover too you know

>>64332280
>Decent clippers of the past now get low views or have long stopped
>ESL clickbait garbage clippers thriving more than ever
It's depressing

>>64329315
>My oshi is more than that.
Congratulations. But if I go to buy a game console to play games, is the game console going to get angry at me because "it is MORE than a gaming console and it can do other things"? In that case I'm just going to ignore it and get a console that won't be as bitchy.
I'm glad the console is versatile in other fields but I'm going to get it for what I expect it to do, not because of the other things it can do.

>>64332280
Most of the actual MVPs are still around, but the vast majority of them are getting algo murdered in favour of clickbait. And my crack theory is that the clickbait is winning because Neal's algo first and foremost shotguns your content to whoever it thinks the majority/plurality is, then judges your further engagement based off that.
In other words, clippers need to cater to things the CoD/Fortnite/Minecraft/etc audience wants, not the audience that actually watches Vtubers.

>>64329216
Ah, big fat nothing. Used panties in vending machines ain't nothing new. I remember a JP commercial where it was a fat dude doing jumping jacks and selling them with a girls picture

>>64325548
Why did you have to show the thumbnail? My mind is completely and utterly broken now. Thanks for nothing, OP.

>>64325548
>Why are clippers like this?
They have to get views somehow to farm ad revenue, it doesn't take that much brain power to figure it out

>>64326044
>he doesn't know
the meta is to run yt blocker extension or better yet, yt enhancer to remove all recs
you deserve better than watching what they want you to watch

>>64329364
Keep doing Gods work anon.
Clippers/whores need to be phased out of streaming so more gaming content can reign supreme once more.

>>64325800
I want this list.

>>64341330
Youtube recommends me a lot of good obscure music though.

>>64341618
yt recommends me a lot of vtubers and i don't like cheating on my oshi

>>64336356
Cover clearly needs to tighten the rules. I have searched for holomems names on youtube trying to find their channel quickly, and all I got was clips of them and never a real stream from them.

>>64325548
I saw this one Numi clipper that posts like 20 second clips and they're not even good ones. Of course I was watching them on my phone I was getting ads. Only jp clippers are worth watching nowadays.

>>64329315
My oshi is a millionaire who does softcore porn despite having a job streaming for hololive.

>>64341974
>type vtuber's name into the search bar
>first autocomplete suggestion is "face reveal" or "real face"
always gets me

>>64325548
You know those fish that follow sharks around and eat there food scraps and shit those are clippers litteral bottom feeders

>>64332280
they are still making clips, but if you're against these clickbait faggots then you're out of luck, these fuckers are already clipping moments when the stream isnt over yet, then will milk a single moment into 5 different clips, then upload them immediately after the stream ends, clickbait title, clickbait thumbnail, you name it. these fuckers dont sleep, they only clip the most "yabe" ones because thats what gets the clicks. you will never get clips about small talk or anything else because those are "boring". this ends up having most of the people developing a wrong image of a vtuber.

>>64327167
He's right.

>>64348831
wonder what the ad revenue is like

>>64325599
Even your mother?

>>64326828
What does he do with snuffy? All hentai thumbnails not at all related to what she says?

>most hololive fans are SEA
>clippers panderto that audience because they're SEA too
I don't see the problem.

> [insert vtuber name] BREAKS chat

>>64336356
Cover only cares when Shiori talks about her roommate on stream
Just like the jannies

>>64325548
>We're twitch now

>>64325548
Alright someone just tell me what the fuck it was already

>>64325548
Just ignore and carry on. Clippers are a "double edged sword". Wherein Hololive likely wouldn't be as accessible or as popular as they are today.

>>64325599
You're acting like you're not coming out of a woman somehow.

>>64325548
It just works

>>64350090
For you? Nothing. For Datu living in Manila, easiest gig of his life. Somebody needs to create a way to block SEA influence from the internet. Just blocking the channel personally doesn't work because they still have influence over the industry.

>>64325548
Report all of these channels with "simp" in their names

>>64353471
Report them for what?

>>64325548
Because the fans are the same way. Look at the catalog and it's majority sexy pictures.

>>64325548
Bae lives off of being clipped so she baits out as many as she can

Most clips are complete dogshit anyway, it's an ESL thumbnail and title, followed by a clip that half of the time is just a random part of the stream really loosely related to it if at all

>>64325548
they are still better than containment breakers though

The only reason I watched clip was because I couldnt speak japanese or if a stream is more than 6 hours long.
Watching a clip of an EN members just doesnt make much sense to me when can watch and understand them and most of the time the actusl content of the stream is better thwn the clip

>>64357223
For >>64329364. All these chimps are the same.
>>64360471
I counted about 29/151. And that was a generous 29. The difference is we're just horny. We're not trying to make money off of someone else's stream with the most braindead low hanging fruit. I mean there are braindead posts here, but that's beside the point.

>go to /vt/ catalog
>see this thread
Why are anons like this?

>>64338950
I hate how literally every single clipper is ESL. Or at least they shouldn't make subtitles for english videos because it just makes them look like a retard whenever they mishear something making you think you could just do their job and way better

>>64363695
I wonder why they aren't using youtube's built-in subs. It'd be so much easier to dodge the ESL critique in a place you can edit.

>>64364311
True, though viewers can turn that off and they probably want to leech onto the clip with as much of a personal note as they can. That's the reason for the obnoxious edits, higher chance that people remember them and come back, unless they're already a big established clipper but that aren't many. And even they are ESL and sometimes make mistakes so it's all fucked

>>64331795
>[chuuba name] DIES from laughter after [something]!
>click
>barely even a giggle
I hate this fucking shit so much

>>64364311
Youtube's automatic captions get shit wrong all the time, especially if there's background noise or music

>>64364546
He meant writing the youtube captions yourself, not the automatic captions

It's disgusting that people are still so easily lured by "weird japanese stuff" . Idk how cultureless globohomo and boring their countries are.

>>64364687
i dont disagree, but in context to this its mostly about the lewd clickbait. this bottom feeder's other lewd clickbait shit have higher views while the pure cultural stuff get lower views.

>>64352664
I clicked...

>>64325548
>>64335380
>>64350773
absolute state of holokeks