/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>64301845
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>64301861
Amen

Thanks for baking Hakka

>>64301845
>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS VN WISHLIST ON STEAM
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HoloARMIS Debut Celebration MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_debut

>HoloARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZM_j14-ILQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo8KqPqKsqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQoFTPfrNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHG8CGNgsNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhDfZCkXZI

>>64301861
Amen.

Thanks for the bread Hakka

SHINRI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbTCvJzamFg

DINO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aN8ZBjrzLI

enjoy it while it lasts because it's MONDAY lads

Shinri love!

this game was made for Shinri

>>64302003
I fucking hate Mondays

So is NTR podcast just dead? What was Altare's recent word on that?

>>64302246
New episodes coming at some point, but not weekly anymore

>>64302124
Uohhh

>pineapple pizza
rape correction is needed

>>64302312
>i was conditioned to like pineapple on pizza
he can be groomed

>>64302287
Shinri wishes that was him

Does anyone have Altare's oh wow interesting pic?

>>64302501
It's okay thise still applies to him

>creates 53 different saves
>only uses a previous save once
Shinri is me

Spider Lives Matter

kek he quoted shinri back at him

It's not fair! I want to give uppies to Hakka!

Good evening MANS, Nature anon here. Last night I talked about the strange cat I received as a surrender during which I mentioned he came with a Bettatiel which he is bonded with. I finally got the Bettatiel to let me take a photo of him. He is just as feisty as his cat friend though that is not surprising Bettatiels are known to be quite feisty. Bettatiels are unique among Bettel variants for their lack of colors being mostly white with a few patches of pink and blue feathers. The pink and blue feather locations vary between each individual of this species and pattern does not appear to be genetic rather truly random occurrence. This fact leads neglect from bad breeders as the more white a Bettatiel has the less valueble they are meaning mostly white ones like this individually are neglected very often in favor of more colorful members. The colorful ones don't have it much better as many rich folk buy them and keep them alone in tiny cages being treated as decor rather then the a living being. Bettatiel are social and need at least one elysanimal friend to be happy a human is not a good enough companion alone. Luckily Bettatiel's can easily bond with other elysanimals so finding them a friend is not hard just as long as it is another social elysanimal they'll likely become friends fast.

https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1734141874691018905

>>64304974
Hi nature anon, can the Bettatiel live with my cat?

>>64304974
Adorable! I love all varieties of parrot, cockatoos/corellas/cockatiels are some of my favs. Are Bettelatiels as long lived, screaming and chatty as the northern elysium counterparts? I hear they learn curse words particularly well bdcause it always provokes a reaction.

>>64304420
I didn't watch either of the porcelain maid streams but the snippets have been cute, he seems to mesh well with the boys

>>64305395
Imagine Ruze and Magni talking about Warrior Cats together kek

>>64305395
strong urge to lock him into a glass enclosure and then use for experiments you'd see in cartoons

>>64305871
I don't actually know if a drag queen has ever been a talkshow host back when that was more popular on tv but he's kinda like that

https://twitter.com/holostarstv/status/1734151035457794350

>>64306120
YOOOO AXEL HYPE

>>64306120
kek

>>64306120
nice

>axel gta starting tomorrow
You ready for 2 weeks of dead la familia memes with rpr and a bunch of random japanese people you've never heard of?

>>64306570
I'm too EOP so I'll have to be a dingo clip watcher for a bit. A lot of people I know are joining this time round so it could be kino

>>64306120
WOO YEAH WOO

I wish dinoman stuck to his 6pm pst slot... I'm never going to see this guy live

>>64306570
I much prefer starsRust to this tbdesu

>>64306570
i don't watch axel to begin with so i will just ignore the whole event

>>64306654
Try 1AM, that timeslot is the only one I could watch

>>64306120
>no EN
Who cares

>>64306657
I hope Axel interacts with the stars since a lot of them also joined

>>64306837
lmao

>>64306654
6pm is nice, I can cook and watch

Daily reminder of how much of a genius Axel is when it comes to IGL

>>64306120
what is this exactly?

>>64306943
Because of the TSB custom vs first time players?

https://twitter.com/holostarstv/status/1734151035457794350
doubters btfo

>>64306570
yippee i think rpr's a great guy i can't wait bros

>>64306943
>he didn't watch vsai

>>64307123
So why do they look so scared?

>>64306120
is this like the tour he did with Hakka and Flayon? But the expo is next year

>>64307201
I'm gonna be raping them

the entire time at work today all i could think of was the word "machiroon." it would just randomly pop up into my head
am i autistic? am i going crazy? am i retarded? am i all of the above?

>>64307144
He did genius plays even in VSAI, i wonder who actually watched it

>>64307215
Probably just some announcement on what the stars are gonna do in the expo

>>64307331
you're probably going to die

>>64307215
it's the 3rd info stream about about HoloExpo, if you've watched any of the JP Stars streams on the official channel, it's basically an hour of "challenges" while they present info in between

>>64307220
Wow Miyabi your English has gotten so good!

>>64307418
>>64307502
Thanks, I haven't been watching, I'll check those out

>>64307201
They're in the cannibal holocaust forest

Have Ruze and Flay interacted on stream yet? Party animals doesn't count

>>64307644
That's the only stream where Armis and Tempus have interacted, excluding Hakka's Stardew Valley I think

>>64307739 (me)
Oh wait the Minecraft tour as well

>>64307644
Flay commented during some of Ruze's Dragons Dogma stream

>>64305475
He is unfortunately bonded with a cat not suitable for re-homing do to the newness of the species however many shelters have high white Bettatiel's for adoption and they do excellently with any non bettelvore species so your cat should do great with one.

>>64305625
They can be however like most Bettel variants they tend to get themself killed very easily although Bettatiels are considered the most reliable Bettel variant if you want a long lived pet with a lower risk death from stupidity then most. The Bettatiel species learns to talk ever easily and are one of only a few elysanimal species that can be taught to talk rather then it happening naturally. Without accidental death a Bettatiel can live to be 100 however the average Bettatiel lives to be about 60 which is one of the highest for a bettel variant. It is to be said despite the increased risk of accident death caused by being able to fly you should never clip a Bettatiel's wings and it causes them to get depressed and they often die younger as a result.

Jurard in zoombie's chat

i miss jutard...

Ollie hate

MANSTARS for the best penis feel? Must not be too tight, nor too wide.
>pic unrelated.

I've been slowly going through all the hide and seek povs from the TSB customs and it's so much fun kek. I hope someone makes a master clip of it all

why are people so afraid of happy trails? I can count the number of art with the boys having happy trails on one hand

>visible above their underwear
axel
shinri
ruze
GB
vesper
>maintained
altare
bettel
>shaves
tavi
flayon
magni
>cant grow anything
jurard
hakka

>>64308595
shinri literally doesn't have one

>>64290400
i am here, thank you, i love

>>64308680
HE SHOULD. everyone is too weak to give it to him

>>64308595
Pretty sure Octavio and Ruze have both said they can't grow beards so I doubt they have treasure trails

Is slay the princess really that good? I'm always wary of these aggregator sites that tell you 'OHMIGOSH CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED GAME UPDOOT". Asking because i want to decide if im going to give 6 hours of my day to this shinri vod and a good game is crucial to my enjoyment

>>64308595
>I can count the number of art with the boys having happy trails on one hand
Please anon I am a visual learner you will have to post each one so I can understand

>>64308680
Then again, Shinri doesn't have nipples either so...

>>64308680
He's so fucking smooth he definitely waxes

>>64308680
Remember when he said that his stubble is mandated by Altare? Maybe Altare makes him shave the rest

>>64309083
the fact that altare makes him keep the stubble is hot

>>64308108
What should my Bettatiel eat he is herbivorous correct? And would they be safe with a cat around, aren't cats natural predators of avian species?

>>64308595
i'd like to think that jurard has those soft scales for treasure trails

>>64309083
Altare says hair is for the head only the rest must be smooth
>>64309109
Altare shaves shinris entire body weekly as their bonding activity

>>64308335
why? because of apex collab with the trex?

>>64309150
he super glues those on to make up for his embarrassment of being naturally smooth

>>64308595
Personally including a happy trail when drawing boys shirtless makes it immediately something I can't tag comfortably

>>64309150
this makes me remember the butthole post and hakka having translucent feathers around his genitals

>>64309083
I know he said it jokingly but it was still such an odd thing to say kek

>>64308847
it's worth playing on your own but shinri's stream feels like a watchalong of a movie since the entire thing is voice acted. at most skip through to see his reactions to the different forms.

>>64309414
>such an odd thing
such a sexy thing*

Shinri schedule
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1734187452737487169

>>64309506
So many days off this week

>>64309526
>6 streams
>so many days off
???

>>64309526
Wednesday and Thursday are his days off.

>>64309539
>>64309548
I meant that a lot of boys are taking more days off this week, but my memory might be faulty with that too, only remember that Tavi is taking middle of the week off as well

>>64307331
He is taking over

>>64309150
>>64309358
I hate pubes but I like pube substitutes and I think these are cute.

Why is Flayon so good at BFE? How does he do it?
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1734141914474033247

>>64310224
He's become really weird these last few months

>>64310224
I think it's only good if you already have affinity to him, for someone that doesn't watch him a lot it's not that great

>>64310439
You mean he's become better. I like this BFE arc of his

>>64310510
I guess

>>64310510
I watch him quite a bit, I just ignore the bfe/dere stuff though. Probably going to end up the same with gb

>>64308595
What's a happy trail

>>64309150 (me)
>>64309957
i found picrel kind of close to what i think. i like them too :3

>>64310663
hair from the belly to the jewels

>>64310711
We need more scars on the boys

>>64309506
Is Shinri not going to play the Kidnap game? I've always tuned in for his play through.

>>64310711
this art is so cute,,,,

>>64310666
S E C K S

>>64310924
He probably would've already if he was going to

So why the fuck is it still called /MANS/ anyway there's no M not N

>>64311132
Rex is the M and Goldbullet is the N (allegedly)

>>64311132
i missed you /MANS/schizo! is your oshi not streaming? mine isn't so i hope they're having sex right now! >3

>>64310711
TToTT

get your free bard buffs here

Kinda wish Octavio and Ruze would do full cover off Dead World, I've listened to the short more than the original

Dingo on the telly!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WdaiVcGuHbU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WdaiVcGuHbU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WdaiVcGuHbU

Why is he crying

Axel...

>Stream starts
>Axel starts crying
It's so fucking over

>>64312063
Japs are milking him dry

now this is the husband experience

He's gonna fall asleep like this.

They are going to rape Axel live on stream

axel's a fuckin loose cunt though aye

His forehead is so round

Rpr dislike

Tomorrow
>Exit 8
>GTA VCR
Wednesday
>SuperExpo thing with senpais
Rest of Week
>Probably VCR

Since I doubt he's actually going to get his schedule out before the weekend

who is luca

does rpr just want axel there to be his translator?

>>64312426
He's already got a translator rn

>>64312408
Rio's cat

>>64312408
Luca Kaneshiro from Nijisanji English's 4th wave Luxiem. Him and rpr were playing GTA earlier

>Axels cat got the walt disney treatment

>>64312496
keep that fuck away from axel

>>64312478
a cat playing gta rp would make me watch
>>64312496
oh right thanks

>>64312572
Yeah sure lemme just call him up on my cell phone or go over to his house to tell him that

wait why did they freeze jerry? is that a thing? why not just bury the lil dude?

>I need someone to take care of me while I'm drunk
>I need someone to get me at the station and take me home and take care of me

>>64312572
fuck off and kill yourself tribalfag

>>64312710
I guess mom wanted to see him one last time since she was in Japan for a while

>>64312735
Are there even any Axelyumes left?

He wants a girlfriend to wait for him at home and take care of him.....

wtf is mala tongue

I didn't sleep. I am dead. Who are your watching?

>>64312779
Lowkey kinda

>>64312779
yes

>>64312810
ctrl+f telly

>>64312779
So long as there a cucks/cuckqueans in the world there are Axelyumes

>>64312865
kek

>>64312766
i don't care about him being a niji, i care that he is a troublesome dude

>>64312893
Yes, I'm sure catalog told you all sorts of stuff. Fuck off back to hlgg

kek

.>zeta mention
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

>>64312865
Is it really cucking when Axel is too shy to actually get any action

>>64312893
He's never caused trouble for anyone, stop making shit up

He sounds so drunk LMFAO

I though he was about to say he has seen a bunch of TSB AVs kek

are these the /MANS/ version of pubefags?

>>64313000
That's what he tells you....

I could see his model turn as he turned his head sideways trying to see the pic kek

Speaking of which, Axel hasn't been liking any cosplayers in a while. What if he already got a girl

>>64313114
Axel and Flay are literal opposites. The former has to lie about being an undesirable kissless loser and the other has to talk themselves up as being an ultra womanizer

>>64313180
Yeah, it's me

>>64313180
just one?

>>64313180
yeah me

Onakasuita...

>>64313180
yeah me

>>64313180
yeah, me

Holy fuck he's so out of it

>>64313180
yeah me (i am a 23 year old man)

>>64313204
>>64313238
>>64313251
>>64313253
>>64313269
in your dreams Zeta

>>64313294
kys

Would let Axel take my V card

>>64313294
is that last one also zeta lol?

why is it his birthday

>>64313401
he misspoke by accident and said it was his bday

Oh that gag...

VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT

>we're going to be doing stuff together
Stars are going to rape him

Chunder? Is that an aussie word

>>64313627
dunno, we say it here in bongland too

he sent the shirtless photo to rpr too?

bleh

>>64313695
No he just drunk texted him

>>64313695
god i wish that were me

Calling himself slutty,,,

he's talking about the weirdos in this thread btw

>>64312710
You can freeze your pets after they die to prepare them for cremation or you can get them made into diamonds or something as keepsake

>>64313790
He's such a brat

Man, Axel has the most liveposters in MANS. It's funny that him and altare are the top 2 in this regard (and no im not numberfagging the thread)

Axel has been recording avs

I wonder what he's cooking

hes so cool shit

If i ever meet Axel irl, i'll ask him to autograph a $50 for me

"What a sweet little boy~"
https://youtu.be/6aN8ZBjrzLI?t=5427

>Going back to watch Rex's minecraft vod
>Shitting and crying because he logged in and died to lava immediately
Did he somehow wander over to lava island or something

>>64314085
I really doubt it, more likely someone sabotaged him for keks

>>64314085
That's exactly what he did.

Axel is so stupid I hate him

>>64314085
why would he log out in lava

>Edged by Axel

His mouth is huge

>>64314293
yeah for fat cock

pisselotls winning

i think. i might need to get a boyfriend i dont like how that stream made me feel im losing it

I want to fucking kiss him

>>64314485
hed rather kiss the ID girl lets be honest lol

He has his mask off on the ending screen again now that he's in Japan, is it really something he does consciously?

>>64314523
you wish zetaxel bro

>>64314538
Idk but I'm always happy to see his screen without it

>>64314483
Kek get fixed

i really want to shove a dick (mine) in his mouth

>>64314538
It has to be kek. Maybe that’s the only file he has on the Japan computer because that’s the only time we see it

I had a really vivid dream that Magni was brought back into Tempus and the Alum tags on his display names were all gone... I can't believe I still miss that slut

>>64314704
the fact that he has unironically made me crave physical affection and think about things i never let myself fucks me up. hate axel. hate hakka for running that tempus week stream that finally sent me spiraling this shit SUCKS i dont wanna be a yume

>>64314977
Me too honestly... His presence was really big in Tempus and it still feels like something is missing even with the new boys

>>64314485
ew, cuck.

>>64315013
no lie i'm kinda in a same boat, i've only yumed actual 2d characters before and never felt the need to have any actual romantic relationships. now i almost wouldn't mind having a lover just because i got so into vtubers what the fuck

>>64315074
No need to be so jealous incel-kun

>jumped from a moving vehicle for his brother who got left behind
>immediately sympathized with the older sister in chillas slop game
>got sad thinking about his siblings in that situation
Jutard a cute. An earnest and good boy. Needs headpats immediately.

>>64315209
Why would I want to be part of the mentally unstable and disposable gender?

>>64314085
>Watch further
That is exactly what happened

I need Axel to sing Ghibli songs

>>64315154
ive never had this shit ever unless you count getting nervous around pretty boys but not even with 2d. i feel you tho axel just talks so softly about wanting a relationship in a way ive never really heard before and i got brainwashed only explanation

that last stream of axels is in his membership now btw

Are you pro magni dezmond or anti magni dezmond?

>>64316456
I am pro fucking magni dezmond so hard he becomes terminally addicted to my weenie

>>64313021
>deletes a big chunk of their Minecraft server
>makes pomu cry on stream because of it
>never caused trouble to anyone
Get the fuck out nijinigger, this is not the place for you to defend those faggots. Go back

>>64311132
You sure sound like an N to me

>>64316622
Minecraft doesn't have a backup function?

>>64316622
>makes pomu cry on stream because of it
Based, I will now subscribe to Luca Kaneshiro. Not like anyone cared about block game anyway

>>64316622
That was a clear accident. Fuck Pomu and fuck catalog trannies like you. You will never be welcome here, stupid tribalfagging ape

>>64316456
Love Maguni forever and ever

>>64316700
>th-that was an accident, that doesn't count!!!
Nice goalpost moving there retard

>>64316456
I'll anti him and vesper forever for pussing out and being mentally weak fucks

Raping the Jester is literally always the best course of action and is morally justified in every non-soified religious system or philosophy

>>64316456
pro

>>64311132
If it were up to me I would just rename it to /starsEN/. However, it's just too ingrained to move away from it now.

>>64316765
Nobody gives a fuck about your whore losing her blocks, retard. Take your seething back to catalog or kill yourself, tranny. This is a stars thread.

>>64316777
excuse me magni is not mentally ill he is physically ill he broke his back

>>64316852
>>64311132
Newfags. Big reason why it was names MANS was so you could search the thread on catalog without being bombarded with 50 million bait threads in the process since searching the word "stars" gives you multiple at any time

>>64316894
Let's be honest Magni was menhera as fuck and it was pretty evident

this is why fans of female vtubers should be gatekept out of this place. completely incapable of acting like normal people

HolostarsEN?

>>64317008
The name will never change

i'd still fuck magni dezmond

The only name change I ever would have accepted was /BJFAGS/

>>64316919
I know why it was named /MANS/, I'm not a retard. I was just saying I'd prefer /starsEN/ now in order to include everyone going forward (but I know that wouldn't happen for a lot of reasons).

AUNTIE ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4IA9P5f148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4IA9P5f148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4IA9P5f148

>>64317008
Let's call it /ENstars/

>be Gavis Bettel
>visit this thread out of curiosity around debut
>Endless posts about me getting raped and or killed, and not in that order
>Swear to never return to this shit hole despite my dick twitching a couple of times reading the posts
>Realize I literally have a bunch of vicious women (and men) that hit my buttons of wanting to step on me
>Occasionally revisit with tissues and lotion
>Phantom judges me every time I open the door to let him back in

>>64317169
They are all men, it includes everyone

Aunties hand gestures are so cute

Imagine being the newer guys. The thread is named after the two fuckers who AREN'T EVEN THERE ANYMORE, instead of you who is working hard and trying his best. It must feel like shit. So I'd be all for the name change, it just makes sense.

Some of you fags are so dramatic

Imagine being black

We almost got a Bubbie reveal...

>>64317329
imagine being a talent giving a fuck about 4chan

cry harder i love my whore

>>64317356
You underestimate how many LITERAL women and men with estrogen filled brains post on this board in general anon

>>64317381
That would be pathetic in a very funny way

Oh god we're fat fucks

waah waah please change the name waah waah

I didn't know you could draw in half life alyx

>>64317356
See >>64317429
and it's also winter break for the underagefags

>>64317329
If they're on 4chan, they have much bigger problems than the name of this thread

Rate his art

>>64317329
Thread name isn't changing. You can bitch and scream all you want. End of story.

>>64317443
I'd be for it because that would mean we have a pureblood menhera

>>64317526
Puntable

>>64317329
Fucking kek dude, like any of them would cate about that. Mans has history and even if the two of them were bitchy piss babies they still were the ones that debuted first and opened the road for the new boys to debut

>>64316854
rumao now you, a disgusting nijisister, is telling ME to go back? Talk about irony, I'm a Tempus watcher first and foremost, I've been here since day one and my role is to piss you scum off, specially when you out yourself like that to try defending a faggot from another company.
If you're gonna be around, live your baggage at the entrance, you're not in /cbdct/

I can't believe how out of breath Auntie is, he's so not fit at all

Does the samefag hate GB

>>64317667
He was piping me earlier gomen

Quick, change the thread's name to /マンス/

>>64317681
he hates everyone. it's hard being a stars reject

I can't believe were literally bugs...

>>64317381
>>64317443
Axel...

>>64317667
Not fit for peczodia... At least Aruran is fit, we have no idea about Shinri or Ruze either

>>64317740
Coming here to egosa is pretty pathetic but it's not as pathetic as giving a damn about how a thread about you is run

Oh man, just watched the Bettel WoW VOD, pure kino. I regret not watching it live.

Of course he dislikes the police because he's a bounty hunter

>>64317667
He probably had to fight off another hobo pls understand

>>64317648
Female vtuber fans are not allowed, monkey. Stop shitting up the thread and kindly kill yourself, troon.

I missed it, did he reveal the bubby

>>64317912
Almost but no

Auntie flipping people off...

Is auntie drunk?

Ruze telling Gibby about hamsteak for 6 horas

Gibby's voice is extra zesty today

Imagine if Auntie put you on the swirly thing and you went flying at 40 mph

>I love these
>very girthy
>jerks off zucchini
Auntie...

Pickle rick.....

HELP AUNTIE IS TOUCHING MY PICKLE

>>64317883
Seethe nijinigger

>>64318402
>starts gagging on it

Did he just gave the zucchini fellatio? Rip vod kek

SOMEONE SAVE THIS VOD

Mommy's medicine smells like trashy beer...

>>64318447
Is he drunk there is no explanation for this horny behaviour

And this is why I don't watch gay chuubas

>>64318426
>calls people nijinigger
>unpromptedly cries over nijiwhore losing her blockgame in a stars thread
Why the fuck do you think anyone here would care about that? kys

>>64318556
idk man that was funny

He's shooting his child wtf

>>64318547
Mommy needs his happy pills and liquid medicine to function, don't worry

TIMMY NO

>>64317982
>>64318555
running on two hours of sleep, so close enough

>>64318556
skill issue. more for us.

This feels like an lsd induced fever dream

Who is Timmy's father?
>Captcha: 2G4Y PH

>>64318612
I was just giving one example of the guy causing trouble because according to you that was all a lie, but now that you got exposed as the real liar you're deflecting like crazy rumao

I wanna eat delicious strawberry jam out of people with Auntie. Little Timmy HATE

>>64318731
Banchou please save us

>>64318746
I'm not the person you replied to for the Luca thing. I don't give a shit. Stop talking about your offtopic whores in a stars thread

This is a trip...but why am I horny

>everyone's gonna know im a terrible mother
Kek gibby
also jutard is being cute in chat

This is why he's an auntie and not a mama

>>64318856
It's all the throttling sounds

He's so invested in this story

GB is going for the worst version of Nowa we got and I'm good, have fun with him

Now we know what he sounds like when he's choking on cock...

>>64318945
ok bye

>>64318945
>t. not watching the stream

>>64317252
...?

gibby and jurard would not make good parents lmao

>>64318945
Worst version was the one that didn't stream so that can't be true.

>>64318921
Literally aunt and middle child having to look after new born baby vibe

This random static is just adding to the cringekino

>lets grip his ass
AAAIIIIEEEEE AUNTIE

>>64317288
That's a fair point. I personally don't care enough to change the thread name I was just pointing out preferences.

>>64319052
That's why they're auntie and uncle

Aunt = gibby
Uncle = Jurard
Big brother = Ruze
Little brother = Octavio
Mom = Shinri
Dad = Altare

no auntie you're not my dad stop it

Imagine GB giving you cookies to come with him because he has no babysit---uh, he needs you to pose as his child in order to get closer to a bounty target. And then he beats people to a bloody pulp in front of you and then takes you out for Burger King after for being a good helper

>>64319271
What about Axel? Dog?

How the fuck do you faggots still miss Magni? He hated doing his job so much by the end I stopped watching him because it was clear he hated being there AND his fanbase. He doesn’t give a fuck about or miss you. Maybe he misses your superchats, lol.

>>64319271
Neighborhood friend that gets you in trouble: Axel

>>64319271
What about Bettel, Hakka and Flayon

Where does Lorraine fit into this family?

haha im bait dont bite me anons

>>64319271
12 year old father Altare....

>>64319399
Being jealous about people missing someone that was more remarkable than you will ever be is understandable but still kinda ugly

>>64319271
If you really push it you can make Altare the dad but he's still more little brother vibes to me. Along with Octo, Flay and Hakka.
Axel is the other big brother. Bettel could be another uncle or the godfather.

>>64319414
Aunts celeb crub = Hakka
Clown in the parking lot = Gavin
Neighbours unmedicated child = Flayon

>>64318466
>>64318478
I always do save vods

>>64319472
MMMM FOOD NOM NOM

>>64319472
*licks*

>>64319466
Aunties personal...pleasure toys

>>64319466
Gibby's girlfriend

>>64319573
True he does seem to like brutalizing his targets

>>64319516
I can't believe you're making Shinri a single mother...

>introducing Timmy to Homestuck is child abuse
Not wrong

>>64319618
the father is actually you. tell me anon, why did you leave the family? why did you leave to go get milk? is that really more important that your family? a carton of milk over family???

>>64319726
W-what? Its not like that anon--

how does gibby make all these inhuman sounds lmao

>>64319825
That's what he sounds like when he's gagging on my dick

The noises that come out of GB's mouth, I don't know whether to be laugh, be scared or turned on

>>64319726
I had to leave this family, ever since granpa died it hasn't been the same.

>>64319618
Altare is the helpful young man next door that tells Shinri he's cool and sexy and he could have any man he wants while remaining comically oblivious to all his attempts to seduce him

>>64319900
Why not all three?

Timmy has gone through enough trauma. He's ready to be a holostar now

>>64319943
He helps baby sit Flayon, Hakka and Octavio when Ruze need to go to his part time job and Aunite and Uncle is busy

Auntie feeding timmy alcohol...

>>64319943
More like he's stringing Shinri along

Which one of you gay niggas is this

>>64320160
Definitely the lit aunty kek

>>64320165
Shinri has like 6 kids dude, it's a big commitment, even if you do get this...

>>64319718
But would it be worse than exposing him to league?

>Making Timmy play League

>>64320361
Jesus, he might be a worse parent than Bettel

Imagine how sweaty GB is right now ToT

>>64320387
I like to think Gibby is trying to introduce Timmy to the family business. To him, it's better if he witnesses the harshness of the Badlands now rather than later. Bettel lives in Western Elysium where things arent as fucked so of course he isnt gonna expose his kid to this kind of thing

why is this weird creature unironically cute lmao

Moist..

<Elysium Apartment>
>Shinri, single mother of 4 (Flayon, Hakka, Octavio, Ruze) all different dads
>A floor above shinir. Jurard and Gibby, married for the tax benfits is Uncle and Aunt to the 4 kids
>Shinris neighbour. Altare and Axel, young working age single male living together to save money
>Bettel, local drug dealer who talks to himself at night lives on the abandoned 3rd floor

>>64320841
Does this AU end with all of them dead by season 2

>I'm a hole enjoyer

>I'm nutting over weapons

>>64321029
Based

Lorraine ntr...

I want to watch VR streams but motion sickness fucks me. Why is there no way to stop it...

>>64320949
No Altare fucks Shinri and makes 4 new kids that gets added to the apartments. Octavio and Ruze move out to live with their Auntie. Bettel recruits his brother to sell for him. Axel goes to japan arc, gets trapped there due to visa reasons.

>>64316777
But they BURNT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lorraine is not a toothpick

I wanna touch Lorraine

>>64321321
DO NOT TOUCH HER

Auntie is a secret psycho

>Mr Beast mode
What, he pays 100 people $1million to suck them off?
>>64321338
No fuck u jew I'm gonna shoot BIG loads with her

>Depressed single mom Shinri moves in with wine aunt Gibby to save money
>Shinri brings his spoiled kids Bettel, Hakka and Flayon to live in Gibby's shitty apartment out in the Badlands
>Gibby's kids Jurard, Ruze and Octavio get annoyed by Bettel constantly shitting on their new home and refusing to eat Gibby's cooking
>Ruze punches Bettel and it devolves into a huge brawl
>Neighbours Axel and Altare come to break up the fight
>Axel physically pulls the kids away from each other while Altare lectures them
>Shinri arrives to see Altare giving a touching speech about family and friendship and instantly falls in love
>Shinri awkwardly brings him and Axel a box of homemade cookies as a thank you the next day, twirling his hair and hinting that Altare is welcome to come over for drinks sometime...

>>64321476
Single mom Shinri is so cute... I need to save him...

>>64321476
>Gibby and shinri collectively has 6 kids
Who's impregnating these whores

>>64321585
me

>>64320841
>>64321476
What is with the Stars EN sitcom fantasies?

auntie is so horny...

>>64321585
Me

Please take care of my wife Altaria, I need to go to the hospital

>I don't lactate
Don't worry I can make it happen

>Gibby does not lactate

>>64321781
Your wife just drove a knife through my eye

Auntie is the armis milking cow uoh ToT

>>64321781
please get well soon i don't know what she's doing

>>64321781
w-why are you going to the hospital...

"I'm leaking right now"
Why are ARMIS boys so wet?

>>64321781
Why is your wife a pokemon

>>64321476
If Shinri fucks Altare does Gibby fuck Axel?

Never had nesquik or yoo-hoo, is that poorfag choccy milk?

HE SAID THE THING

>>64321905
cute

>>64322026
Kind of
Yoohoo in particular is very watery, doesn't really taste like normal chocolate milk

>>64322026
It isn't even milk

>>64321984
bro you can't just ask that...

>>64322133
Bro is a fucking bad egg what the fuck

>>64322133
I'm going to keep this abomination in my PC box

Single dad Shinri who is in an on-off-relationship with local bum Bettel who Shinri believes he can fix if he just lets the sleezy alcoholic and weed addict cum inside him as much as he wants. He's happy that Hakka also likes Bettel and thinks that together they can get Bettel's life back on track, until one day he comes back from work and grocery shopping when he catches Bettel balls deep inside his only son, Hakka only asking for more and faster.

>>64322133
i knew it was coming but it still scared me

>>64322189
hot

Auntie is such a fat fuck, literally sitting down for a vr stream, moaning when talking about food and out of breath as hell

>>64322026
Nesquik is a Nestlé product (used to be called Nestlé Quick) so not really poorfag, just normal product. It caught more in Europe I think

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