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Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FkZci6TNyc
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9mHmGz5s9U

Don't Shoot With Your Goo【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srYhYNoAF-g&t=4919s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Christmas Voice Pack:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038617308 (Japanese)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038650076 (English)

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

Motherfucker ended last thread with a vaguepost.

I am going to Shiori

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I want Shiori to nervously handle my penis and crack jokes to try and relieve her own tension

I need Fauna to fuck me

So, any of you watching other girls while waiting for Shiori?

>>64292245
You should lose your Novelknight status if you ever do this. unless you're not, then you're fine

>>64292245
nope, even my JP oshi is taking a week break atm...have to touch grass in the mean time

>>64292271
Shiori doesn't have to know.

>>64292245
I'll watch anime read books and play games.

>>64292245
I WILL read Crime and Punishment!

>>64292245
The main holos I watch are all taking a break. Fauna and Shiori are gonna spend time with thier families. Ame is stressed and burnt tf out. Gura is dead. And Moomers is taking a break to deal with backlogged projects. The rest of EN does not stream at a good time for me and I don't really watch them. I will be suffering for the rest of the holidays

>>64292245
Nah I'll probably just pick up some extra shifts at work in the meantime so I can send some more support shiori's way

Let's start with this.

https://files.catbox.moe/ylr3qy.webm
https://streamable.com/yl4s4m

>>64292515
I'll probably do the same desu, My step dad is coming home and I really dont like that fucker. I'll try to spend as much time away from home as possible

>>64292617
https://files.catbox.moe/qox5su.webm
https://streamable.com/fdxo3p

>>64292776
https://files.catbox.moe/kaiauy.webm
https://streamable.com/2swzdm

>>64292245
Back to my indie singer for now.

>>64292849
https://files.catbox.moe/avif16.webm
https://streamable.com/2v4n9x

the long winter begins... be brave... be vigilant... for shiori... it may or may not be cool

>>64292901

>>64292951
https://files.catbox.moe/ik19r9.webm
https://streamable.com/n4kan0

>>64292946
Edible creature in the woods...

>>64293000
https://files.catbox.moe/dfi9r1.webm
https://streamable.com/jd45ai

>>64293054
https://files.catbox.moe/wgh7i5.webm
https://streamable.com/pi8k49

>>64293102
https://files.catbox.moe/0ku2yd.webm
https://streamable.com/ruetp0

>>64292245
Yeah, my day is usually watching streams and waiting for Shiorin while working so not much will change other than me missing her a lot..
Might try and do art reps to make something nice for Christmas

>>64293146
https://files.catbox.moe/2rr82q.webm
https://streamable.com/fo4mdb

So shiori said she should be back around christmas time? guess thats not so bad only a couple of weeks

>>64293206
TWO MORE WEEKS, UNIRONICALLY

>>64293192
https://files.catbox.moe/zsphoq.webm
https://streamable.com/2b5xov

>>64293247
https://files.catbox.moe/2ilixa.webm
https://streamable.com/yvli2u

>>64293294
https://files.catbox.moe/vv5gov.webm
https://streamable.com/5kpxf8

>>64293348
https://files.catbox.moe/0l9mc3.webm
https://streamable.com/77tj7j

>>64292245
I should probably find something to do with my life since I do fuck all everyday

>>64293394
https://files.catbox.moe/rvy9rp.webm
https://streamable.com/4997nj

>>64293464
https://files.catbox.moe/8s2vko.webm
https://streamable.com/ykyvwd

>>64292245
All of my go to girls are on hiatus. Ame is gone, Moom is gone, Gura is gone. I only have the twins left.

Can't believe I'd oversleep on this stream of all things.

>>64293546
And that's all I've got. Thanks for letting me do this, and I hope to resume my duties once Shiori returns. I may go through the early vods that are missing in the archive, I may not. Once again, if there are any requests, I'll fulfill them. Otherwise, for now, archived.

https://files.catbox.moe/phabre.webm
https://streamable.com/zkivob

>>64293599
You hate her... You despise her...

>>64293645
Thank you for your service soundpost anon. Have a treat as thanks.

>>64293645
Thanks for all your work, as always!

>>64293695
I don't know what to say, so I'd just pretend I watched her live after I watched the archive.

>>64293599

She forgot to post the silhouette of her New Year's Outfit.

>tfw I missed her stream due to a family get together
fuck. Ill go watch the VOD now.

For some reason the chat isn't loading on the vod, did she edit something out? I can't find the part where she says "Imagine this caroot coming out of you" or smth like that

>>64294641
The VOD is still processing.
https://youtu.be/5FkZci6TNyc?t=398

will shiori novella side stories come back?

Is it just a coincidence that the Shiori in TWGOK also has a book gimmick?
What's her thought on that Shiori

>>64295858
Shiori means bookmark in japanese.

>>64291849
why is she pulling on my shirt like that?

>>64295922
She wants to watch BL with you

>>64292245
I like to watch Flare and Sora-chan.

>>64292245
Only Nerissa, though she's taking a short break as well so I'll just play apex with friends and chill.

>You've been dreading this day coming for a while now
>It's when Shiori will leave you
>She's going on vacation with her relatives, and as much as you wanted to come, you couldn't make the arrangements in time.
>But you've been through this before
>The same motions, taking her suitcase from the car
>The same motions walking her through to departure terminal
>It doesn't make it any easier, in fact, you think it might be harder now than it was four months ago.
>And you think it might be harder on Shiori too.
>She was clingy last night, even teary, and as you hold her in your embrace before departing she breaks down.
>"I'll miss you. I really will. I can't wait to be back home, to you."
>Shiori gives you a kiss. It's a little saltier than the kisses you normally share, and as she walks through the gate, and out of your sight, you walk off, back to your car.
>How will you survive? She's been the light of your life and she's gone.
>But you'll be fine, you'll make it. It's only two weeks, and she said she'll send you videos and messages while you're gone.
>You'll make it, you know you will.
>You know you will
>You taste salt again.

Daily twitter space I believe

>>64296219

>>64292245
No. I finally have time to do something other than work and watch chuubas.

>tfw newfaglite
>have a lot of archives to catch up on
I won

Which holo do you want paizuri from?

>>64296461
I'm jealous. Enjoy.

>>64296642
Ina while she looks at me with a mix of disgust and confusion as to why I chose her.

>>64293206
She should be able to stream in two weeks. She will still be on her laptop for an indefinite amount of time.

>>64296642
Shiori

>>64296870
Is she still streaming on laptop in two weeks? Is the NY Outfit Stream going to be a laptop stream with a lot of scuff? I'm expecting.

>>64296952
Probably

>>64296952
You don't seem to understand. She won't be streaming at all for two weeks and then if she's lucky she will be able to shut herself in her room at the parents' house and stream from her laptop by Christmas. I don't even want to think about the number of things that can go wrong with the whole New Year thing, I have enough tummy horts as is.

>>64296870
Didn't she confirm she's not returning home home until mid-january?

>>64297138
Hangman stream, confirmed. My hatred for Shiori is also confirmed.

>>64297191
no way she leaves her cats alone for that long

>>64297191
And this will happen every year until all her relatives die.

>>64296857
based naizuri enjoyer

>>64297408
I'd like to imagine after like a year in hololive she'll have the courage to tell her parents she wants to skip out on the yearly family trips

>>64297651
Pfft

>>64297718
I think it's possible if you bribe your aunties with a bunch of branded bags.

>>64297882
roru
rumao even
It would just end in another Ame situation with her entire extended family leeching off of her.

>>64296127
Bro, touch some grass, it'll make the meet back up again hand holding with intertwined fingers all the better

Killing Shiori

>>64296127
Why the fuck is her lips salty? Who the fuck has she been sucking off?

She said 'around' Christmas. I wouldn't expect anything until 27th, 28th. She could be completely gone until Jan 1st too.

>>64298630
It's actually around Christmas 2024. She'll be gone for a year.

>>64298630

>>64294812
hmm it does look like the chat is gone from this one for whatever reason

Get fucked.

>>64298724
I did at a con once

>>64298693
Okay, she did edit something out.
My archive says 02:45:39 and Youtube says 2:43:33

>>64298865
Care to share the archive?

>>64298865
Check if the part about her liking greatswords is still in

>>64298865
Did she edit out her rant about Jews And how they control the worlds wealth? Bummer.

>>64299145
https://youtu.be/5FkZci6TNyc?t=7551

Maybe this break will be the one where I fix myself

>>64299145
For me, it's the kriegsmesser.

What even is so yab that she had to edit it? All of it seems normal Shiori to me.

I swear there was a comment that had timestamps for the video too that had been deleted.

>>64299499
>>64299204

>>64299439
I can't believe Shiori wants to watch well-endowed novelites fuck the weaker ones..

>>64299515
There are still timestamps on Holodex. IIRC they base off of the usual timestamp comments.

>>64299646
Everything seems to match up.

This part is still in. Is there something more yab than this that she or henmama really had to edit it out?

It's a mystery, even https://youtu.be/5FkZci6TNyc?t=706 is still in. Which I have no idea what she meant.

>accidentally turned my filter off that auto-pins this thread to the top of the catalog and thought there was no thread for 3 hours

>>64299736
All I remember was when she was peeling the carrots she said "I hope you didn't see that!". But some anons rewinded and didn't find anything yab worthy

>>64299868
dumb, stinky, ditzy novelite

welcome back, i missed you

>>64299868
Anonchaama...

>>64299109
NTA gofile.io/d/c9kc5J

>>64300003
Report this shit, Henmama.

>>64300003
chu chu chu!

>>64300099
Do us a favor and play them side by side on x2 speed and find the mismatch.

>>64300003
Cba going through it all, there was a part where she showed her phone on stream, it had the stream chat scrolling.

>Shiori will go to the family vacation she hates knowing that there are a bunch of schizos sifting through every millisecond of the VOD looking for a yab or a patch of exposed skin to jerk off to
Cool.

>>64300215
https://youtu.be/5FkZci6TNyc?t=4050

I'm fairly certain that the first 2 hours are mostly intact. They may slide by seconds, but it's not a huge edit.

>>64299868
how do i do this

just cut the outro 2 minutes and make the shizos go crazy

hope she doesn't get kidnapped for too long in february or get kidnapped at all

>>64300533
Nah. It's not the outro. I thought it was that too.

40 seconds got obliterated.
https://youtu.be/5FkZci6TNyc?t=8485

>>64300822
Okay, it's more than 40 seconds, it's the whole missing 2 minutes. Considering they're talking about a "free site" to watch that Dorama, it's probably big bad piracy.

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, je t’aime!

Are you going to hurt me during the entire break?

Good night Novelites

>>64301082
Yes.

>>64301031
Though it does suck they had to cut the last bit of the trailer watchalong out. Future vod Novelites will no longer get the watch some gay shit with your girlfriend experience.

>>64301104
Goodnight, have a good sleep.

>>64301082
I'm going to keep coming here during her break to further develop my parasocial relationship with other Novelites who will never know my name

Good night folks.

>>64301202
Goodnight.
What about kisses from a girl who you call a dork?

>>64301174
Stfu *gets a list of known chatter names and reads them out one by one*
I know who you are and what you did last summer!

>>64300511
I use catalog neet which has it built in but you can do it with 4chanX too, have to write "top:yes" for whatever subject you want to pin.

>>64301221
Why not both?

That's not Shiori, that's Shiorizzler.

Where will Shiori lurk without her pre-chat?

>>64301723
No lurking, only family and friend interaction now.

>>64301202
oh, what i wouldn't give to make a girl laugh and make her call me a dork lovingly

>you sit in the car with Shiori eating some warm tortillas
>the moonlight is the only thing illuminating the interior as you two eat and watch a small youtube video about someone putting red hot nickel balls on top of various objects
>suddenly you get the idea to make her laugh
>you get out of the car and place a tortilla on top of the windshield
>you get back into the car and settle down into the driver's seat as Shiori looks at you in confusion while chowing down on yet another tortilla
>you point at the tortilla on the windshield and direct her attention there
>"It's so close tonight... the moon sure is beautiful, isn't it?" you say in the best romantic tone you could muster up
>she almost chokes on the mouthful of flour as she audibly exhales and tries to stifle her laugh so as not to spit her food out
>you laugh and watch her for a minute or two as she struggles with the urge to sputter her food on the dashboard
>she valiantly resists the temptation and instead takes a sip of your drink to wash it down, coughing afterwards
>she pushes you gently on the shoulder
>"Anooooon! I was eating, you freakin' dweeb!"
>"Sorry, sorry, but I couldn't help being funny!"
>she frowns at your slightly inflated opinion of yourself before giving you a smirk
>"... You dork." she says as she lightly punches your chest with her delicate hand
>she gives you a long kiss on the lips
>it doesn't taste like much, considering you're both just eating tortillas
>she breaks away as she leans her head on your shoulder while stuffing yet another piece of formed flour into her mouth and sighs in contentment
>the comfortable silence between you both is occasionally interrupted by the sizzling sounds of the nickel ball burning through meat as Shiori exclaims in surprise with her mouth full at how well the meat holds compared to objects
>you wrap your arm around her and pull her in closer as you settle the side of your head against the top of hers
>you'll worry about the windshield tortilla later

>>64301855
Touch grass my dude. This isn't healthy.

Shioriman

>>64301961
She looks like she's going to shill a mobage to me.

>>64301952
do you know where you're at?

>>64301855
Writefags are slowly returning in the empty times I see.

>>64301961
oh good god she's not going to start reading out her Nord VPN sponsorship ad read is she

>>64301855
I likes it

NO SLEEPING FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS UNTIL SHE STARTS HER GUERILLA STREAM/SPACE.

>>64302272
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING LET'S DO IT

>>64302215
Would you still watch Shiori if she paused every half hour to shill squarespace, nordvpn, audible, brilliant, curiosity, skillshare, raid shadow legends, etc?

>>64302299
If she always included fun zany skits, yes. Give me. Henmama, make her shill things more. I love the unenthused delivery she gives.

>>64301082
I'm gonna shit on you carpet.

>>64302299
>"And this is sponsored by"
>*Very monotone voice*
>"NordVPN, woooo."
>*Could not sound more bored*
>"Oh yeah I love how you let me browse my lewd doujinshis NordVPN"
>"Just add in the code and get 3 months free trial, wow how exciting!"
>*checks the time* "ok it's been 30 seconds, that's enough of this crap"

>>64302299
I would watch if she shilled betting websites, underwear, and BlueChew

God I feel so fucking dog.

>>64302773
You fuckin' dog cunt. You aight?

>>64302773
bau bau?

>>64302773
BAU BAU

>>64302773

>>64302773
you're so bau bau?

>>64302885
>>64302898
>>64302905
Shorthand for "feel like dogshit"

>>64302793
Meds are fucking me up. I have to take them for 5 more days.
Haven't watched the vod yet, how was Shiori?

God I feel so fucking cat.

>>64302937
Cuter than usual

>>64302937
Yeah nah I feel that sometimes.
Shiori was cute. She kinda messed up the order of ingredients but she felt satisfied with it, much to the concerncunts worries.
After zatsu got pretty wild with an inpromptu BL trailer watchalong but that isn't something I wouldn't expect from Shiori and is a sign she views her chat as close enough to comfortably share the shit that others would probably judge her for.
Saw a bunch of whinging cunts in chat saying they didn't wanna.

>>64303105
Didn't wanna... watch the trailers? Imagine those are the DOODS that think her thanking chat for letting her be her is a lie.

>>64303105
>Saw a bunch of whinging cunts in chat saying they didn't wanna
The weak will be filtered. Yumejoshi gfs are only for the strong-willed.

>>64303167
yeah I'm not fucking GAY
STOP SAYING I'M GAY

I'm not gay, but I'd watch gaysex while fingering Shiori.

>>64303264
well she would be watching it, I'd be in her neck

>>64303167
Yeah. It's like your girl wants to share something with you because she wants to spend that time and it's something she's a bit conscious of, then you're like "No way that's too gay"
They were behaving like that, basically a get filtered / insecure moment.
>>64303205
If I had a girl say shit to me that's the equivalent of "Hey I trust you enough to watch this with me and not laugh or judge me for it." You bet your ass I'm gonna be flattered and I'd do it for her.

What I want from christmas is a single nice stream where Shiori sticks to the script.
No weird tangents, no stuff that has to be edited after, no talks about BL or lewd doujinshi.

Just a single nice stream I can sit down and watch in peace.

>>64303244
How'd it feel when Shiori said her cock was bigger than yours?

People should be ashamed of their weird tastes because I am and it's not fair that I have to be and everyone else doesn't

>>64303360
>No weird tangents, no stuff that has to be edited after, no talks about BL or lewd doujinshi
So a stream where she isn't bee'ing herself?

>>64303360
Go to bed Henmama

>>64303360
But... why?

Some people can't wait a fucking day before trying to trigger an unraveling.

I don't like her or you guys anymore, see ya

>>64303521
nyo...

>>64303521
I knew it, you hate us.

>>64303521
Can I have your rarest Shiori before you leave?

It was a good week. I got to play Mario Kart with Shiori, she did a bunch of neat cool stuff. I loved the piano stream. I enjoyed watching the game awards with her. I'm glad she got to finish Burnhouse Lane before she left and the Hotpot stream wasn't as disastrous as some of her other attempts at cooking. I love Shiori.
Goodnight my friends.

>>64303738
Ok now fuck off ******* and don't come back after Christmas

>>64303360
That's not shiori

>>64303360
That's a shit concept for a stream
I'd rather her do a one time punishment game stream where she only allows dead-air, any tangents or speaking will result in the punishment

>>64303521

>>64303842
So everyone who has been around since the first month made not Shiori their oshi?

>>64304115
yes, my oshi is not Shiori
It's iroihs

Shiori owes me a personal apology

is it over

Shiori should a members only BL doujin review stream

>>64304708
Yes.

>>64304734
>Shiori should
kys

Shiori still hasn't talked about omegaverse and mpreg. She's still a secondary when it comes to BL. We're still safe.

>>64304796
Shiori must

>>64304913
She hates pregnancy more than she likes anime boys.

>>64304950
Tough shit I'm putting 8 children inside of her.

>>64304950
I'll get her to change her mind.

>>64304956
>>64304963
>not letting Shiori bee herself

shiori hates

>>64304994
Sometimes people believe in dumb shit and if you love them, it's up to you to change them.
Would you let Shiori be a flat earther?

It's nice to watch Shiori live but that normally means I'm fucking up my sleep schedule to do so

>>64300003
thanks, I'll report back in a few hours when I'm free

I would mate with Shiori in Wolfquest

>>64305012
Uh-huh. So all your tolerance lasts until your fetishes are involved.

>>64304994
Sometimes people need to be changed.

>>64304950
I will rape her and forcefully implant a baby to change her mind. Bitch.

>>64305067
>pregnancy is a fetish
>>>/lgbt/

>>64305109
Didn't you argue in favor of watching BL doramas a couple hours ago?

>>64305067
>fetish
Breeding isn't a fetish, it isn't a kink, it means your basic human instincts are still working.

>>64305146
No?

Would Shiori love me if I'm genuinely homophobic?

>>64305193
Probably, she’s very open about how she has gay friends.

>>64305239
Shiori is a closet gay. Hiding from her Asian parents.

>>64305239
>gay friends
If Shiori was my girlfriend they'd better suck my dick to prove it

>>64305239
Probably not*
I need to go to bed

>>64304734
Femnovelite...

>>64305246
THE DOOD WHO LIKES DOODS

>>64305147
Engage your basic human instincts and go touch grass.

>>64305314
>ugh straights are so GROSS like they're the ones with a fetish not us

>>64305325
Ugly nerds with impregnation fetish talking about basic human instincts are gross, yes. Basic human instinct is avoiding creeps like you.

>>64305314
It's 1 AM and it's freezing outside, I'm gonna wait on that lmao

>>64305353
Are you the one from yesterday who had a little pout and feet stomp over a similar thing being posted? Maybe you shouldn't follow horny holos if you don't like horny posting

>>64305353
Do you know what site you're on right now?

>>64305376
No? But please list holos that don't get horny posting.

Shiori would hate all of you if she met you. Do her a favor and kill yourselves.

>>64305433
sisters you lost this battle before it began

>>64305433
Only way I'm killing myself is if she herself specifically addresses me by name and tells me to.

>>64305271
I regret making this post if it somehow caused this mess. I just thought it would be a fun idea. I don’t even care for BL, but it’s something Shiori enjoys.

shiori would hate me because i'm ugly and have no friends

>>64305768
If I have you a dispassionate hand job would you stop being miserable

please milk me

>>64305820
are you shiori

>>64306100
No

>>64306081
*Willy Wonka’s you*

>>64306290
then no, sorry

>>64306316
she wonka on my willy till i oompa loompa

>>64305820
NTA but that's my fetish. Please do.

>>64306397
Like that one nurse doujin

>>64306397
Sigh, fine
*Willy Woonka’s you*

>>64306434
How is a dispassionate handjob supposed to make him pregnant?

>>64306416
Such a shame that Shiravune picked up and TLed the game version. I'll never experience the game uncensored.

Gene Wilder, Johnny Depp, or Timothée Chalamet Wonka?

>>64306477
It’s a REALLY good handjob.

>>64306477
It feels so good that it transmits impregnations through EM waves.

>thread shitter comes at the exact time work lets off
Woweeeeee

>>64306706
Every single poster in this thread except the soundposter is a thread shitter.

>>64306744
Don't you dare talk shit about bau bau poster, I'll end you

I'm the worst poster in the thread and it's not even close

>>64306791
no me

>>64306775
That was last thread.

It is my life's goal to make this thread shit.

It hasn't been 24 hours since last stream and anons are already engaging in ERP...

>>64306876
Two more weeks of this.

https://twitter.com/Yunon_Oto_mad/status/1734132274726391916

>40mins since last post

>>64308005
Novelights are eepy today

>>64308005
Novelites are also taking a break.

>>64308005
just let the thread die

>>64308263
you die

>>64308005
It's going to get worse

People always say "take meds" but will never tell you which ones

>>64308926
which otc from walgreens can fuck me up the hardest?

>>64308962
Flinstone gummies

Shiori Cars watchalong when?

>>64305376
That wasn't me, but I agreed with the feet stomp anon. Shiori has been very autistic about hiding her ethnicity for years and had a sperg out about schizos speculating about it based on the skin color after the pumpkin stream, and then you retards spend 300 posts straight speculating what kind of SEA she is. The guy fantasizing what kind of half-breeds he would get was just a cherry on the top of the shit cake. I guess it would be fine since we are just anonymous dirtbags on a basket weaving forum here, but half of you are self-admitted heartschizos shitting and pissing all over the place when you think that you aren't getting enough affection too. Your not seeing beyond "da cracka sisters hates me cuz I'm a horny nigga" doesn't help. Just all around worthless garbage. Sorry for having a disgust threshold I guess.

>>64309212
Why would she care? Also she's not even /here/ to read these posts.

>>64309212
Except the fetish post had nothing to do with speculation on her ethnicity, and nobody ever assumed you to be white.

>>64309408
I don't know. Ask her why she has been hiding what kind of Asian she is for half a decade or why she is now streaming from behind 3 proxies if you care about her reasons.
>Also she's not even /here/ to read these posts.
DYRBI

>>64309427
Damn, the reading comprehension situation in the hood is dire.

"she's /here/ we need to shield her fragile little eyes" posters are a curse in every general on /vt/

Shiori would be a good mother. Since she would stay at home all day unlike her parents, she would be extra loving to our child.

>>64309212
>having a disgust threshold
Novelites have that?!

>>64309691
She's /here/ but instead of acknowledging us she just screenshots some of the cringe posts and send it to her discord friends

oh good golly

what the frick

Vague posters should get the rope

>>64310270
sowwy i just wake upp

Hey thread, I see we're back to the old hijinks, tomfooleries.

>>64311036
Do you have something good to post?

I’ll never have this

>>64311318
Not much, I'm catching up on threads and vods. I guess I'd ask instead, if this thread does a hotpot, what are you putting in?

>>64311643
My cum

>>64311643
Salmon.

>>64311643
Jinhua ham.

>>64311643
Beef

>>64311643
Dimitri

>>64311643
Enoki Mushrooms
wonder if she'll ever do another hot pot stream :(

i need therapy

Shiori will do a chocolate making stream for valentine's.

>>64311643
Pepper

>>64312107
No shit.

>>64312107
Yes shit.

>>64312143
For Dimitri

I want another microscope stream

>>64312370
what do you want her to examine?

>>64312660
Flesh eating bacteria

>>64312107
I need the rapy.

>>64311643
I have never eaten hotpot and dont know what you should put in it

>>64312914
It's just some broth, where you add whatever to cook em and also make a pretty okay soup.

>>64313105
desu doesnt help since all I am used to in soups are things like salmon, potatoes, root vegetables, minced meat, spinach, cabbage etc
I would let my wife choose for me, I am too much of a northern barbarian for fancy stuff like that, the sun set at 14:30 today so I am quite up north
I can be the cold northern duke for Shiori, that is the most popular archetype in otome isekais

>>64313511
It’s just soup it’s not fancy at all

>>64313756
If this doesnt look fancy as fuck to you then you need to go up north in europe and see how we barbarians eat

>>64313844
Yeah, there’s nothing particularly fancy about putting a bunch of ingredients into a broth. I’m sorry your diet consists solely of picked herring.

What is the best way to start learning how to cook?

>>64313993
When I visited my grandma for the first time in several years (she lives innawoods close to the arctic circle) she served this since is was such a joyous occasion. Fresh potatoes that you dip in a hot water, melted butter and some chopped chives

>>64314238
Cooking

>>64314238
with simple recipes like rice or spaghetti

>>64314238
make a sandwich

>>64314238
Just search for simple recipes on YT and have a lot of patience.

It's exactly two weeks before Christmas and Shiori is confined by her extended family. What are (you) planning to do with the time you would otherwise use to watch streams?

>>64314238
Start with food you like, follow recipes as much as you can first, and actually do it. You'd fail here and there but that's the taste of progress. Or in Shiori's case, mold.

>>64314784
Catch up on vods and writing reps

>>64314784
start getting through some of the books i've bought and never read and do drawing reps
also steppies since i'm a fat fuck

>>64314784
Study for qualification exam and keep agonizing over not being able to eat I guess

>>64314784
catch up on my other yt subscriptions

>>64314784
Sleep. Working to wagie jobs plus watching her streams got me running on 4-6 hours of sleep on weekdays.

>>64314784
Cry. Cry some more.

So has anyone found what was cut out?

>>64315127
Your carroot.

>>64315127
my carrot in your ass

Guess I'll have to do it mai serufu

>>64314784
Watch other streams, Christmas shop, go to some local Christmas markets, cry and miss Shiori
You know, a now-normal December

>>64315216
>>64300822
>>64301031

>things get better
No they didn't, matter of fact they got worse in ways I would have never imagined

>>64300003
This is what was cut. It's just a mention of piracy like anon said
https://files.catbox.moe/br1txr.mp4

>>64315463
What's wrong, anon?

>>64315463
I will make them better for you.

>>64314784
Work, do some cooking, work, steppies, work.

>>64315358
WHORE!

slow thread today

I can't feel the Christmas spirit.

>>64316091
>today
It's been a while... Threads instantly die after the stream ends.

>>64315463
Let’s face it she hates/has been distant/feels different/doesn’t care/is checking out/insert buzzword
She would much rather spend time with Prechat/IRL Friends/Nerissa/close friends/Dimitri AI/insert buzzword

I hate you

>>64316232
Let’s face it she hates me
She would much rather spend time with you

>>64316329
i know, shiori

>>64316339
Yeah this is why she hearts me and not you

>>64316329
What did I do?

>>64316329
I knew it

>>64316329
no...

Shiori will post /here/ during her break when she feels bored

>>64316329
Okay. Graduate then. Go on. Make a post on twitter about how you’re graduating immediately. See if I care.

>>64316571
*Shiori starts writing a graduation announcement*
*Anon tugs her on the sleeve*
"I'm sorry..."

Do the other Advent girls have trouble accepting love as much as Shiori does? I swear this girl always seem surprised when we actually like her

>>64316824
The other girls didn’t have abusive parents who never gave her the proper affection she needed

>>64316620
But I’m not sorry. If she hates me, well, then I hate her too. So she can go she was and leave for all I care, which I don’t btw. Care that is. I don’t care. I’m not crying.

Didn't read the thread
I LOVE SHIORI

>>64317860
Sorry but I'm going to need a proof on that declaration.

>>64313511
GYATT

New page
>>64317994
>>64317994

>>64317966
Refer to this diagram

>>64318189
Hey, that's a diagram of me and Shiori, where did you get it?

>>64316069
If Shiori is allowed to have sex with Dmitri AI, I'm allowed to watch other holos!

>>64318313
Dmitri is fictional. Other holos are not. I guess the only way out of this one is watching AI Vtubers like Neuro.

>>64318475
Holos are a figment of my schizophrenic mind so it's okay

>>64318598
All these excuses to be a cheating whore... Do what makes you happy.

>>64318475
nta, but debatable.
Dimitri is an anime character voiced by a real person
A chuuba is an anime character voiced by a real person
THEY ARE
It stands to reason that, to the very least, talking and fucking a chuuba AI wouldn't count as cheating. I'll add that if you do not develop any feelings towards the chuuba you watch it isn't cheating. It's the same as being married and having female friends you talk to

>>64318676
I have to support my wife's friends because it's what she'd want

>>64318815
She didn't say to watch others yesterday...
>>64318779
Yeah I get it. I just can't watch other vtubers, I don't feel anything towards their content, they're not entertaining to me.