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SHIORI IS CUTESEX

I want Shiori to boil me alive in the hot pot

DID SHIORI JUST MOAN ?????
yo give me the sound clip of that

holy she sounds HOT when she's taking about the camera

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

I love my wife Shiorin~

>>64283447
t. woman

I am going to Shiori

SHIORI CUTE

My princesswife is boiling my meat in her hot pot RIGHT NOW.

>People like me
SHE'S LEARNING

Today's prompt was surprisingly easy heh...

>Shiori's a picky eater

>she bought chicken broth instead of beef broth like she meant to
THIS DORK

>she doesn't like chicken
I need a new oshi...

>Chicken ramen broth
>beef
>bacon
>mushrooms
>carrots

Baker loves us

I love baker

>>64283907
Who doesn't like chicken?
What the hell Shiori

>>64283907
make her like chicken simple as

>>64283763
カッコいい?

>>64283907
it's a nervous bird, anon. https://www.si.com/college/2018/07/30/jim-harbaugh-eating-chicken-michigan-football-players-nervous-bird

ADD PEPPER TO THE POT

SHE'S ADDING HER CAT IN A HOT POP AIIIIIIIEEEEE

Add Pepper to the soup Shiori.

>>64283907
more chicken for me then

How is this girl so cute...

>>64283591

SHIORI WHAT THE FUCK

She's exposing the business again

SHIORI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>64283907
Where is Shiorin getting her protein from?

>Eating her pussy live on stream
She really is asian

She's horny again...

DROPPED.

Is this girl dinner?

ACHOO

SHIORI HAS HAD SEX

Shiori is a fucking chink who eats dogs and cats

>>64284085
from my cream if you catch my drift

How has this woman not burned down her house yet?

>>64284139
Hot

shiori needs to set a timer on her phone like badly holy

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>64284089
>Has rice cooker and no pressure cooker
She do be

Philippines

GIRLFAILURE HOT POT

Shiori wants to have a one night stand

>>64284501
Rratman come to me! Shiori talks so much shit about the nut gobbler because she's jealous of her.

>>64284139
That's fine. I'm willing to accept that since it's a different culture and they don't view dogs and cats the same way as us. I'd even try it once if presented the opportunity.
>t. White man

I have no family

>>64284501
Yeah with me

Imagine having parents that are alive and/or communicating with you...(I know it's not page 10 yet)

Bunch of sad friendless losers in here

She wouldn't eat all of that

>>64284707

>>64284707
Yeah, and?

>chicken broth
>beef (?) cubes
>bacon
>some carrots
That's just boiled meat.

PHONE ON STREAM

>>64284570
It's hilariously common as street food in (parts of) SEA. I'm not even vegan or vegetarian but the thought of eating livestock meat is a bit disheartening, knowing what they go through.

>>64284085
she believes girls eat vegetables and boys eat meat. she needs saving anon. will you teach her?

>>64284570
i'm asian and let me just say that eating dogs is honestly degenerate. cats are borderline, but dogs are animals whose brains are disposed to see humans as parents, caretakers, and friends. it's pretty indefensible for any society that isn't starving to do it, same as infanticide

>she has another one

>>64284085
Pepper's shits

>>64284823
I saw a video yesterday of Vietnamese people making sweet and sour cow vagina as a meal.

>>64284257
Essentially
What were her other Shiori-isms? I don't think she's been saying them as much lately.

>>64284899
Never had it before but
If they taste good i don't care

>>64284899
It's like eating horses

>>64284965
oh good god?

>>64284965
she just did another one. welcome, welcome!

>>64284965
I like when she says "oh excuse-sama"

>>64285022
>>64285083
"To be honest", "Essentially", "I suppose" she says these a lot too

>>64284965
https://files.catbox.moe/tvvon0.ogg

>>64284965
I love Im-poss-ee-blay

>>64285123
I think she’s trying to say the french one, “escusez-moi” (I say it like how she says it too for fun) WE ARE

>>64284899
Only because of how we were raised to see them. Pigs are intelligent creatures capable of forming a bond and yet here we are watching an anime woman cook one. I don't really have a dog(heh) in the race but I'm not gonna judge if they do eat them. It'd make me a hypocrite anyway choosing one animal over the other knowing how many animals are treated in captivity and still choose to eat them anyway.

>>64284965
i like when shiori says "butter my butt and call me biscuit"

What is this fucking hotpot, this is like the least authenticate hotpot to ever exist.

>>64284965
itty witties

>>64285299
This is the best Shiori can do anon, leave her alone.

>>64285299
It's the Shiori hotpot

>>64285299
Just be glad she doesn't kill herself and has something to eat by the end of this stream.

>>64284965
She loves saying "NEEIIIGGGH" a lot whenever she thinks of horses

>>64284965
Dimitri and cannibalism

>>64285324
WRONG
We have to teach her to do better.

>>64285246
different domesticated animals have different brains. even cats and dogs have stark differences in how they understand humans. creatures that were raised as livestock fundamentally have different brains from animals like dogs that were raised as our hunting partners. for example, livestock don't actually have unprejudiced trust of humans the way dogs do. that's why sheep have traditionally needed tricks like judas goats to be led to slaughter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_goat

wait. did she add a base.

>>64285425
Chicken stock IIRC

>>64284707
Yeah, me

SHE STILL HAS THE POTATOES FROM HAMBURGER STREAM

>>64285527
...What?

>>64285375
I think she likes horse cock porn

AIIIIEEE I WISH I COULD EAT HER FOOD

Would (You) accept Shiori's food?

>>64285579
Yes.

>>64285579
yes

>>64285556
i think she likes to visit /mlp/

>>64285579
Yes, but I will do all the cooking 99% of the time

All this girl eats is cereal and Costco pizza...

>>64285579
Imagine eating along side her

>>64285383
I know

>>64285641
How is this woman still alive and not horribly ill from malnutrition?

How is onion, garlic and ginger considered spicy? It's season to taste! To taaaaaaste! Though the eggplant might be used as baking fare or something, acorn squash is good like that maybe eggplant can be used like that?

>>64285579
With only slight hesitation

>>64285641
Maybe we do need the architects' guiding hand...

Did you notice that her hair looked different today, anon?

>>64285624
This desu

I need to meet a woman who can cook like Shiori so I can romance her with my cooking skills.

Why are modern women so bad at cooking? Holy shit

>>64285641
Is Costco pizza still good?

>>64285776
I had it once and it was fucking terrible

>>64285579
yes as i prepare the food poisoning pills

This looks like a post apocalyptic soup from fallout

>>64285771
Doordash

I NEED AN AUTISTIC WOMAN IN MY LIFE

>>64285299
It's essentially leftover stew at this point.

>>64285830
Why do so many novelites want to kill Shiori?

She must be sweating like crazy...

>>64285776
i think it's like a 14 dollar pizza you get for $10. it's fine.

>>64285771
Need for both parents to work and lack of gender roles/feminism

>>64285892
Imagine the smell...

she is so autistic...

>NO SEASONING

>>64285860
Anon, your reading comprehension...

God I love her.

>>64285694
>>64285641
I cook for my senpai from time to time for some good food, and I have the urge to cook for this girl she is struggling it feels like. It's just meat soup at this point. Where da celery? Where da onion?! THERE AINT EVEN CARROT!

>>64285931
Why is Newsvella pissing in the hotpot?

Salt knows...

>>64285771
Same reason men are. No one teaches them and they don't bother to learn themselves after a certain point. I only learned recently.

>>64286001
He is just a needylite...

>>64285956
>I cook for my senpai from time to time
Get out of here you fucking shonen protag.

>>64286001
It must be a regular thing for her to visit family during christmas

>Seasoning last

>>64285994
Sweet and sour flavoring duh.

>>64286024
i pretty much learned just for the sake of thinking being able to use knives well would be really cool, personally

I do not trust anyone who says their food is "vibin"

Yeah my D

>>64286024
Generation practically raised by YouTube at this point.

I thought she had a doctor appointment already

>>64286076
SOMEONE STOP HER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>64286177
lol
lmao

Shiori eating noises tskr

Shiori eating is kinda hot

>>64286177
Did you really believe that?

>>64286076
My friend group does this as well; you can customize your own bowl that way

>>64286177

How will Shiori die since she lacks basic skills?

>>64286024
No one needed to teach me, I just learned because I wanted to eat healthier instead of buying processed shit. And once you're old enough that mommy and daddy aren't providing you every single meal, you have the perfect opportunity to learn. There's no other reason besides not wanting to put in the effort.

>>64286248
Hotpot dipping sauce is a thing and plenty of people use it, but this is definitely not what she is doing here.

>>64286177

>>64283435
Man, I want to have a hotpot too, but my broke ass freshly married aunty is here. And it'll be weird to only make one for myself. Fcking so done with her and her incompetent husband. These retards married each other without money, a job, or even their own house. And now I'm providing food and a place for them.

>She doesn't like kimchi
Korean rrat slayed

>doesn't have an oven
WHAT

Koreans btfo

>>64286270
My money is on carbon monoxide

>>64286294
Doordash and UberEats pretty much killed this off for the younger generation.

>>64286294
I don't want to put in the effort. Or time rather.

>>64286383
Not for the poorfags amogus

ENTER SALT

>>64286294
based cook, that's main reason when I started learning as I saw cooking channels and wanted some good fookin food.

That and senpai more or less had me press ganged into kitchen duty

>>64286383
I fucking WISH I could use Uber Eats every day, shit's too fucking expensive it's 20 dollars for some goddamn mcnuggets I really need to get a drivers license

SWEN VINCKE MENTION

>>64286414
Even for the poorfags to be honest, lots of the younger gen would rather live beyond their means than put in effort for anything, especially something like cooking.

>bacon feel cooked, I think

>>64286486
That, that is what is trigging me so god damn much, it'd taste soo much better if she just fried the bacon and chopped the bits to add into the hot pot so the taste spreads into the broth.

>>64286294
I mean parents used to teach their kids life skills before they left the nest. It's perfectly fine to learn after you leave your parents and a lot of it is laziness or an unwillingness to learn but there is also the huge factor of parents being less present in their kids lives to teach them the things they need beforehand. The point is that parents used to do these things so they would be prepared.

>>64286383
Zoomers cry that they cannot afford homes yet spend 50% of their ubereats.

>>64286486
Bacon's mostly safe anyway, it's treated already either cured or smoked. Much less risk than actual raw meat.

>>64286463
Reminds me I order a pizza from a place a 5 minute walk away and it's $7, or that same shit is $15 on Uber Eats. It's stupid.

>>64286540
Hotpot is all about the lamp anyway. Bacon is like white appropriation hotpot.

the way she says
>Fffuck it up
...

>>64286548
Bro, we can't afford either of those things lmao

>Whats Jew Salt?
>Is that like the Himalayans?
>European yodeling

3D stream incoming?

the mocopi streams...

>>64286548
have you SEEN how much uber eats costs without a coupon??????

She do be eating.

>>64286650
Depends on what you mean by afford though. Houses can literally not be afforded as in impossible to buy. Food delivery cannot be afforded in the sense that it's available for purchases but not a wise decision. Both unaffordable, but very different barriers to affordability.

>>64286620
Lamp? I get that it's supposed to be a boil things with left overs and such, but for bacon you fry it, or bake it in a oven or something to cook it other wise you're just chewing fat and gristle. admittedly that is what bacon is at the end of the day, but one method makes it taste better darn it

WHY ARE HER EATING NOISES SO SEXUAL

I like watching rabbits eat their fucking cabbage and i like hearing Shiori's munching sounds, i think they are cute

>>64286548
Zoomers can't afford either one, tf you mean lmao

>>64286650
Leave California and move to west virginia

>>64286748
Lamb lol fucking autocorrect. Lamb rolls are the basis for good hotpot.

>>64286748
lamb. lamb is a hot pot classic

>>64286771
Well yeah but then the problem is you're living among West Virginians

>>64286750
because you're a fucking pervert that's why

>>64286771
>>64286814
Fuck W. Virgina, move to Texas

I'm korean and I don't like kimchi unless it's kimchi rice.
Shit's too sour.

>>64286866
Try Chinese kimchi, it's much less fermented and sour.

Shiori clearly is Chinese

>>64286981
Anyone who says otherwise is either fucking with you, or a moron. 100% Chinese.

>>64286981
Her parents will force her to get married...

>>64286800
>>64286811
Ah, gotcha, don't often cook with lamb, usually a chicken, beef, and pork for the most parts, is it any good? I do remember this one meal I made was porkchops sliced into strips then give a coat of oil for seasonings to give is flavor coat made outta like paprika, garlic, ginger, onion and salt and pepper. Made a layer of that then had a layer of veg atop it with celery, carrot, potatoes and onions tossed with some oil and the same seaonsing but replace paprika with a whiff of cayenne pepper. Shit was good.

>>64286928
>Chinese kimchi
i'm sorry, what? i know i'm a banana, but we make that?

>>64287019
Only mainland chinese do that shit. Everyone out of China don't bother with forced / arranged marriages anymore.

Meat tree mention!

Meat tree mentioned!

schizorin!

She's starting to lose it...

How often do you think Shiori talks to herself like that?

SHES GOING TO SHOW HER FLAT CHESTED BRAS STINKY PANTIES AND CHRISTIAN DRESSES ON STREAM

CLIP THAT

>>64287145
Yes

GOO MENTIONED

She said she'll miss us!

>>64287142
>starting

She'll miss us too!

>Pulling out the noodles
What in the actual FUCK

>>64287021
Lamb used in hotpot is ideally very fatty and gives the hotpot a whole layer of lamb oil. Everything that you then boil in the hotpot comes out in a layer of that oil and tastes like lamb. It's incredibly rich so I guess not for everyone but it's pretty widespread amongst authentic hotpot.

>>64286771
I'm in North Carolina bro

>>64287056
Yeah Chinese people make spicy pickled cabbage which desu is essentially kimchi but not really fermented. There's some controversy around the naming but it's called paocai.

My parents not aborting me was a mistake

>>64287305
Calm down Shiori

>>64287255
Oooh, senpai usually shops for not super greasy food as some are lacking in gal bladder and that causes all sorts of issues.

Although that reminds me of them kebabs and how they make the giant meat rack that cooks, its crazy that its layered meat with yogurt in between the meat. Kinda nuts. tasty tho

>Hold your wee for a wii
Man

what incident is she talking about

What story is she on about?

nice deflecting shiori

SHIORI I LOVE MY PARENTS NOVELLA

Asian Moment

Her chewing noises makes me want to kiss her.

>>64287372
>>64287373
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna16614865

>Papa play COD on his PS2

zooomer confirmed

>>64287616
based

>>64287616
Best CODs, COD player explains Shiori schizobrain

Hagbros we're dying here...

My first console was the Wii, I've had it for 14 years

>>64287660
There's no way in hell you thought she was a hag until now, you're joking right

>>64287660
Don't worry anon
Zoomer girls will become hags too in time

The PS4 was the first console I bought for myself too. I was a poorfag for quite some time.

>>64287720
Nah I knew already, it just still hurts when she calls things I grew up with old.

>>64287660
She has 3 years still.

>>64287660
She was never a hag to begin with, most likely late mid-late 20s

How old are you fellow novelites?
25 here

lowercase bros..

>>64287825
22

Holy autism

>ywn ERP with Shiori

>>64287825
26

>>64287825
26

Get to your grammar reps if you wanna be part of Shiori's romance.

>>64287840
lowercase is the optimal informal method of communication on the internet and has been for decades...

>>64287825
24 in a month

>>64287825
20

>>64287825
33 here

>>64287825
31

>>64286677
kek

>>64287825
27

>>64287825
28.

Shiorin should play a good game, like Trails in the Sky.

>>64287825
24

what the fuck shiori

>>64287825
19

SHIORI YOU DON'T KNOW THEY DON'T FUCK

>>64287825
29

>>64287825
19

>>64287825
I hit 30 this year, don't feel much different, though people will mention things and I'd feel old. Kinda like thinking the 2010s weren't that far ago or the early 2000s yannon?

>>64287825

>>64287825
52

>>64287825
28

>shiori likes great swords
did she just admit to preferring big dicks?

>>64287825
27

What in the FUCK is she on about right now

>>64287825
Turning 27 soon.

>>64287825
26

>>64288022
yaoi games

>>64288020
Yes, the small penis thing was a cope, it always is. Women prefer big dicks.

>>64288020
She likes ''having'' them. HER BIG FUTA COCK

>>64287825
31

>>64287984
D-dad?!

>>64288020
FUCK

>>64287825
25 as well

I hate being a friendless virgin. I wish I wasn't a subhuman.

>>64287825
27

>>64287825
29
I don't want to turn 30

>>64288044
>tfw medium sized dick

Fresh rapable younglites

Yeah....she has her type.

>>64288101
I wish I had a big dick

Jailbird here, been enjoying watching Shiori's cooking stream. I saw that she also likes to eat on stream like Nerissa, so I combined the audio from her eating portion with some small bits of her talking through it.
https://files.catbox.moe/ecrukt.mp3

>>64288190
It doesn't change much

>>64287950
>>64287970
how does it feel being two young lil boys among us old fucks?

>>64288068
Hello. Are you eating well? Me and your mother love you very much. Please come see us soon.

>>64288044
>tfw a gook

>>64288220
Based Jailbird, much appreciated

>>64288184
Any girl that says they don't have a type is lying to you.

>>64288232
It’ll give me some much needed confidence.

>>64288020
https://youtu.be/pPPlW_sLoXM?si=TUCxFIzQ-e7XIK_e

>>64288020
I'm so fucking in
..also this really puts the horse thing into perspective

>>64283435
can someone post the picture of shiori as a car

Felix is unironically a more fleshed out character than Dimitri.

>>64288286
It's not usable confidence.

>>64288020
Post your Greatsword novelites

>>64284133
>>64288335

>>64288343
Doesn't matter, Dimitri's a blond twink and that's good enough for her, characterization be damned

>>64288400

Why is she like this?

>>64288343
Not like she cares about Dimitri's actual character traits. She only likes her character AI version of Dimitri. She hates Dimitri's character arc

>yaoi documentary

I like your oshi

Did she actually call herself a yumejoshi?

>>64288156
>tfw 7 inches of length and 6 inches of girth

>>64288527
not first time

>>64288467
Childhood neglect and lack of love/attention, mostly. There's a reason most of the yumes/fujos I know are asian.

>>64288424
>>64288491
What a shallow woman...

>>64288527
She was introduced to the concept a couple streams ago

She really loves anime boys huh?

bros... i'm watching fucking gay porn for Shiori... the things I do for love...

>>64288400

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60LwuOjunXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60LwuOjunXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60LwuOjunXw

Would YOU watch yaoi with Shiori?

>>64288555
It's the one thing about her that genuinely pisses me off. If she actually liked Dimitri because of his character and not just his appearance, I wouldn't even care, it would be fine. But instead we get this.

>>64288607
I'd learn to fall asleep with my eyes open.

>>64288400

Nah dawg miss me with that gay shit

>>64288400

>>64288528
>not having 6 inch girth and 4 inch length

>>64288607
only if she gives me a blowjob while we watch

She's getting horny from all this BL talk...

Why is she like this

>>64288707
>Getting hard during a yaoi watchalong
Huh?

>>64288636
She projects her own desires onto character designs she likes instead of finding characters she actually relates with. It's certainly a unique way to interact with media.

I'm so gay right now.

>>64288742
Neglectful parenting and terminally online

GAY PORN WATCHALONG LETS GOOO

>>64288721
She needs to start masturbating before each stream otherwise this is never gonna stop.

What's this goofy movie.

>>64288750

I'm not watching the trailer, just listening to her

>>64288576
I watched cats for ina, this is nothing.

>>64288772
YAAAAAASS SISTER

>>64288755
It's consuming media at almost the most shallow surface level possible. Very ironic for someone whos character background is so involved in storytelling/lore.

Is this GFE?

YOU KNOW WHAT FUDOSHI IS

>>64288799
The 3rd Goofy Movie certainly took some weird turns

time to bleach my hair

>>64288854
Gay friend Experience

IM NOT WATCHIJNG THIS SHIT
NO WAY IN HELL

>Shiori asking you to watch BL with her
Aah you were at my side all along. My true GFE...

>Shiori gets absolutely drenched at the sight of a blonde
Guess I'm dyeing my hair...

>>64288241
I have strong fetish for onee sans and older girls

>>64288707
So you can pretend it's a cute boy sucking you off, right?

Fuck, I am gay now

That was actually pretty funny

The setting and synopsis was actually pretty intriguing.

She likes the gay pretty boys

>>64288854
This on brand, knew many girls that try to convince boys that they were gay.

I cannot believe the shit I'll do for this woman.

Shiori I'm gonna be brutally honest, there is nothing you can do to convince me to watch this shit.

>We should watch this
NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>64288607
i did it for my sister not yaoi but fanservice and i found them interesting, sadly for you i can't get hard to that

>>64288400

YOU ARE NOW ALL OFFICIALLY GAY BY PROXY FOR WATCHING

I KNOW PRONOUNCE YOU ALL AS PRANCING LALA HOMO MEN

This is a true GFE...where a female share her interests to you instead of the opposite.

>>64288820
Is that the watchalong where Kiara lusted after that famous black dude?

Wait a minute. Is this why Shiori likes imagining Novelknights and Jailbirds fighting so much? It's a BL fantasy?!

Okay Shiori, the kiss this time better be extra sloppy.

butt butt butt

SHIORI I AM A STRAIGHT MAN

>>64289002
Why the fuck...? Did they somehow think that was an acceptable thing to do?

>>64288400

>>64289110
You have a picture of two fit men, one shirtless, fighting each other? Kinda sus...

>>64289034
>Know
I MEANT NOW, FUCK

I feel violated right now

Let's watch Junjou Romantica or Love Stage

>>64289110
>Not being confident in your own sexuality enough to watch any and all media for Shiori

>YOU WILL WEAR MAKEUP
>YOU WILL WEAR THE DRESS
>YOU WILL WATCH YAOI WITH SHIORI
And you will like it

Tell you what Shiori. I'll watch your yaoi BL stuff if you agree to watch yuri with us afterward.

>>64288400

>>64289202
As long as I get my nursing handjob, I'll do whatever she wants.

Kek she really got excited.

I feel like shiori is unironically getting horny

>>64289062
All I remember was ina was miserable. I was miserable, chat was languishing, and Kiara was having more fun than I've ever seen a person have watching cats.

Novelites...your Oshi....

>>64289202
Hot

>>64289233
lol
lmao even

>>64289122
You think they actually cared about what the guy felt lol? It's all their headcanons and fantasizing, Shiori exactly gives off that vibe.

>>64288528
Brother, we will break Shiori together

Why are there two of them?

Any fanbase you want to have sex with?

>>64289263
That Cats watchalong was a wild ride

>>64289321
hoshiyomis

Doesn't Ame also wanna see her fans fuck each other? What is it with these women and pushing BL onto their male audience?

I think shiori is turned on by feminizing men

I'm fine with it. 2D twinks are effectively women anyway so I'll watch Yaoi for a girl.

>>64289169
I watched Love Stage to "expand my horizons" because I wanted to see at least every genre of anime once. Yeah watching Love Stage was a mistake

>>64289321
Novelite orgy

>>64289300
Wanted to see how bad it actually was, that's all.

>>64289350
So does Mumei

>>64289352
so does Fauna...

>>64289321
I uh.. kinda already have another fanbase I get shipped with due to another oshi..

>>64289388
we need to find that big titty femnovelite

>>64289321
Nakirigumi are cute

>>64289397
>>64289401
Bros...? What's going on?

>>64289365
Okay, okay, but the author wrote a character based on her younger brother, and he voiced him in the anime, homolusting after his butler. I always found that strange.

Can you even say you love your oshi if you wouldn't watch BL with her?

>>64288400

I would love to watch Nisioisin anime with Shiori

>>64289445
HoloENs male fanbase are being gaslit into being femboys

>>64289352
If only I was cute enough to be worth feminizing...

>>64289460
>POV: Shiori finished putting on your makeup

This is what childhood neglect and abusive parents does to a girl

>>64289499
You WILL wear a skirt for Nerissa and show her your hairy legs...

>>64289401
What the fuck, no she doesn't. Faunas' the straightest person in this damn branch

>>64289321
Fembeats, cute tomboys galore

>>64289528
I wouldn't be against wearing a kilt for her...

xXxHOLiC mention

>>64289553
>he doesn't know

>>64289553
Then why are there so many pictures of her making out with Kronii

>>64289553
This dude out here talking out of his ass like a fucked up ventriloquist

>>64289607
Krofau shippers are schizo.

>>64289553
I'm sorry you had to hear this but, She's bisexual bro.

>>64289553
She got horny during girl kissy scenes

JACK MENTION

Nichibros...

>>64288400

>>64289607
I don't control the shippers brother, they can do as they please.

But she's not into BL, that's IRyS and the rest of the dirty fujos in EN

>after a 4 minute yaoi trailer every novelite turned into a sissy
This woman is too powerful.....

>>64289528
Showing Nerissa a good Scottish time..
Do you think I could at least impress Shiori with log throwing..?

https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1734038253446291723
pako...

Are any of you into Tadakuni's dream theory?

>>64289785
I can actually pull off a dress

>>64289770
IRyS is not dirty
But she is a fujo

>>64289770
Feminizing men has nothing to do with BL inherently

>>64289815
I believe it

>>64289813
I love this man

>>64289528
Skirts are actually better than pants

>>64289874
Winter gusts would like to have a word with you

All women like BL. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation. Women are armchair cupids and love shipping cute things with cute things.
What matters is who they ship with themselves.

It's not like it's anyone's type, Shiori. The manga's ending was objectively shit.

THIS FUCKING ROMANCE AUTIST

There is unironically nothing wrong with wearing panties. They are very comfortable.

>>64289813
Just your average Shiori stream

>>64289606
He is unaware