/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>6426409
Ina almost fixed her shit design.

They're in

Seen a drop of 2,000 live viewers for Ame Bus Simulator. Switching to IRyS, huh. I guess you aren't that loyal to your detective, huh, teammates.

Wait, it looks better

>She noticed her rigging

>>6426617
but they arent teammates

I'm okay with Pupyls or Irystocrats

I love Ina!

>I noticed my model looked, kind of, bad

FACE MENTION

>>6426637
was it just the quality of the face?
its definitely better

>Can hear irys in ame's stream
kek

This one

I love Ayame!

>noticed rigging sucks
shes here

She's here.

>>6426617
>people don't have multiple streams up
I never understood why normalfags never do this

I already hate Irys so much probably more than i hate Kiara

>fuck IRyS
wtf ame

RATE THE STREAM

Nephamily is so awful

SHE'S HERE

IT LOOKS BETTER

Irish is not good at kayfabe

Pupyls sounds good
Nephamily is dogshit
irystocrats should be membership names

the only part that still looks blurry is her eyes

>Irys? If you want to watch her go watch her
>stream crashes
KEK

>go watch Irys if you want to watch her
>stream teapots

r-rate the stream...?

AME'S LAGGING

IRyStocrats > Nephamily >> Pupyls

Hey friends!

>>6426664
I love Ayamefriend!

>>6426676
Phone watcher

This rigging is still awful

>>6426617
75% of viewers are on mobile

THE FUCK, SHE IS HERE

>I did think of Irystocrats
SHE'S FUCKING HERE

>>6426644
私もイナが大好き!

Why are there so many faggots that want "taxpayers" holy shit

>>6426639
>>6426651
damn...

All these faggots in chat spamming taxpayers fuck off

>>6426409
>IRyStocrats
hey, that was actually pretty good

Family? :3

>>6426676
they're phonefags

It looks good. Schizos destroyed.

Lamy is riding on top of various monsters such as Yian Kut Ku, Velocidrom and Pukei-Pukei while travelling around with another elf who rides a Legiana in Monster Hunter Stories 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbm1NoiYg-Y
IRyS is putting her lovely vocal chords to fantastic use already as she plays the singing puzzle game One Hand Clapping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieaReLukLJQ
Ame is somehow managing not to drive other cars off the side of the road while picking up pedestrians and following the strict street laws of Bus Simulator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65lSJKzQ9f4
Temma, Izuru and Astel are shaking off the Apex Rust because there's a big Vtube Apex Tournament on the horizon and Astel needs to get those anime protagonist reps in.
Temma POV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bghMLdBPrY
Astel POV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBcUVZ5Tk-k

>Streaming over the newcomer
Teamates explain this

>You TWAT
Fucking Ame kek

>IRyS you little twat
Holy Based

>>6426718
Hi friend

this

IRYS LOVE

>>6426703
>>6426704
Irys is the anti-christ

God, her face gives me conniptions...

...DID they fix her live2D ovenight?

>>6426736
Bros who the fuck is HERE and why is everyone fucking him???

She's not particularly eye themed despite the heterochromia, so not that fond of Pupyls

This is improved. Eyes are noticeably moving.Nose actually looks okay with the rigging cooperating. Mouth still looks big, but I can deal.

Did we say this?

>>6426760
>>6426759
Bir'ish

Auditor bros...

Remember to bully all the redditors pushing the IRS shit out of the chat

>>6426739
ironically, people who have never paid taxes before.

props to ame for pronouncing it right.

That hmu hmu she does and the nods is very ina-like.

These fucking "TAXPAYERS!" niggers...

This is still so fucking surreal. This is a new EN. We'll be seeing her from now on frequently. I can't believe this.

>She hates the taxpayers meme
based

>>6426755
did ayamefriend graduate?

She's hard dodging taxpayers and I love it

GOD I WANT TO FUCK IRYS

HER VOICE MAKES ME SO FUCKING HORNY HOLY SHIT

I WANT TO FUCK HER UNTIL SHE'S A SHAKEN, SWEATY MESS THAT CAN'T EVEN STAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh fuck she's two-face

>i'm going to flip a coin
BUY BUY BUY

>>6426739
"hehe simp lmao"

That BGM....reminds me of Pizza papa...

>>6426766
Impregnating Kiara while KFP watches LETS GOOOOOO

>ignoring taxpayers
HOLY BASED

FATE DECIDED ON A COIN FLIP OH FUCK

>flipping a coin to decide
A women after my own heart.

>coinflip

IRYSTOCRATS PLEASE

I will not watch Irys
I will listen closely to Ame's background noise though

>ignoring the unfunny taxpayer spam
Based

>>6426791
let them believe it kek

>Turns off her internet temporarily to encourage her viewers to go watch IRyS instead
I love this girl!

>flip a coin
dare I say, based?

Auditorbros… we lost…

>I'M GOING TO RIDE THIS GUY'S ASS

>All these annoying faggots still spamming Tax Payer
What is wrong with these retards?

The way her head tilts down and to her left looks just like Ina

>lets let feet decide
uhhh chumbruddas??

Let's hate her if it's Nephamily...

>>6426756
not her debut, not her genmate

Let's let feet decide?

im leaving it to fate

>FEET DECIDE

>>6426756
Cover is forcing her to do it to gauge engagement

>coin flip
I love this dork.

Okay now I finally know what's bothering me her face

IRyS has the EXACT SAME mouth rigging as that vshoujo chick with huge booba, where it like "flaps" open and shut

IRS IS TWOFACE

I love her already for not acknowledging chat's retardedness

not nephamily please got let it be irystocrats

>TWO FACE
YAB YAB YAB BATMAN DON'T TRUST HA

Gambling Holo lets gooooooooooooo

>I'm riding that guys ass
god I wish that were me...

>>6426791
>anchorage alaska
How the fuck did they come up with that?

If nephamily wins i'm killing myself

Will she just fake a coinflip and pick what she wants?

>Flips a coin to make decisions since she's too indecisive.
She's just like me bros...

>>6426791
Yes

She actually does look way higher res today.

>>6426801
I've been in straight euphoria since yesterday

she's so cute....

She really is Elira 2.0 holy shit.

>>6426791
kek
Im glad to see "4chan says" is just as accurate on 5ch as "5ch says" on 4chan is

Ignores shit meme name. I like her even more now.

what is an oshi? What does it stand for and what does it mean?

she is based for completely ignoring taxpayers

>>6426865
she already chose shes just pretending the coin matters

I miss IRyS...

>Speed watchalong with Ame
Yay or Nay?

>ignores taxpayerkeks
I'm thinking based

>>6426851
Auditors are now the anti name

>You little Twat
>Riding this guys Ass
Is it just me or does Ame curse alot more on stream now? Is this her way of trying to become more like Coco because I really would hate for Ame to become more like Coco

>>6426875
Wasn't she made as a joke?

Hope she rigs the coinflip and says she got IRyStocrats

>>6426851

i can't believe IRyS is a fatefag

>>6426851
Walfie...

Irys eyes is moving now

>doesn't have the balls to just say she doesn't like taxpayers.

>>6426791
I will take credit for this rrat, yes

>>6426904
Yeah I noticed this too.

>>6426799
A lot of her movement is very Ina-like

>Flipping a coin
HALF DEMON HALF ANGEL
TWO FACE IRYS

>>6426791
Kek. I think that's from the Clubhouse 51 gurame collab when they started talking about giant veggies from Alaska.

>>6426755
I feel like you should add something to your posts in case people wanna filter them. I imagine something like, "So friends, where we at?" would work just fine.

>>6426739
Its as bad as the dadfag shit I swear, thank god she isnt mentioning it because its fucking horrendous.

>>6426799
She is unironically a Deathcultist. Also technically Ina's sister for obvious reasons.

>pretending to flip a coin so she can pick Irystocrats
So she's based? Reddit niggers BTFO

>>6426791
yes, we bought a nice home together

Graduation-inducing yab in 13 minutes, don't be watching if you don't want to be put on list

>>6426947
KINO
>KINO

>coin flip
STOP THE COUNT
STOP THE COUNT

>>6426926
Same

>>6426912
It's the last thing you say before she hits you with her bus

>>6426781
Compared to the clip posted on Rariemonn's twitter, I believe she may have been using an old version
>>642679
www No but it's funny

Watching Ame and Irys at the same time is a very certain type of feeling I can't explain

>coin toss

My oshi is fucking based

Irys doko

She doesn't look as bad as I first thought yesterday
Was it just first encounter fear?

God of fate please kill the family

Hope/fatechads just can't stop winning

>>6426909
I knew I wasn't the only one getting that feeling. Right down to the fan name likely being Nephamily like Famelira.

>>6426904
Her eyes are still crap

>unmute ames stream
>SHIT
>mute stream

It actually bothers me how many people are spamming 'taxpayers'. I fucking hate these unfunny retards

>>6426791
At least they're on the right continent this time.

>>6426851
I will forever remain an auditor

>>6426925
Yup

>coin flip

>>6426946
same rigger

>>6426791
She lives in the polar research outpost seen in The Thing.

WE WON WE WON WE WON

Let's gooooooo

cumsharts
ikadachi
doxxbeats
taxpayers

What the derogatory terms for KFP and Teammates?

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BASED

WE'RE IRYSTOCRATS, BROS!

WE WON

YES

>>6426791
kek based JoP rrat maker with a "reliable" source

WE WON

WE WON

BASED

FUCKING

IRYSTICRATS

YES LETS FUCKING GOOOO IRYSTOCRATS

FATE IS ON OUR SIDE

YEAH IRYSTOCRATS!

BASED FATE.

Coin flip ASMR when

It's rigged

Thanks RNGesus

IRYSTOCRATBROS WE FUCKING WON

You're not fooling fucking anybody IRyS.

Where did taxpayers come from?

>Irystocrats it is
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>TadaI'm back
hehe...
>Irysocrats
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FATECHADS

WE WON

IRYSTOCRATS WW@?

>>6426965
Fucking called it.

>>6426755
Right here (Ayame?)friend! It would be cool if you could announce songs that came out in the past day or so too like Kanatas Audition Memory https://youtu.be/0ziNItsX3iQ

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Based

BROS WE WON

BASED IRYS RIGGING THE VOTE

HOLY SHIT
IRYSTOCRATS WON

>pretending to flip a coing to pick IRyStocrats
BASED

>Irystocrats
Based coin

>coin flip picks her own choice
dyrbi

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6427032
santis

IRYSTOCRATS WHERE WE AT?

IRYSTOCRAT BROS WERE IN

FATE LOVE

WE WON

RIGGED
STOP THE COUNT

>>6427032
KFP and Teammates

Thank god. I don't care if she is a cheater, good job IRyS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKGHVA6rb0
Good name choice

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO IRYSTOCRATS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE WON IRYSTOCRAT CHADS

THE FATE IS ON MY SIDE

WE WON

HOLY FUCK BOYS WE DID IT

>Irystocrats
WE WON

>>6427032
You just said them -- KFP and teammates.

I CAN HEAR DOUBLE IRyS WHAT IS HAPPENING

BASED

This your oshi?

Thats a lucky coin now. She should keep it.

FUCK YES
BEST TIMELINE

This girl knows how to flip a goddamn coin. That was asmr tier

IRYSTOCRATS KEEP WINNING

NOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE'S SPLITTING THE TIMELINES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE FUCKING WON

Is she using an IBM keyboard?

BASED

>>6427057
Prove it.

all the taxpayer niggers need to shut the fuck up and kill themselves. holoniggers are the worst fans alive

DYRBI?

SHE'S A FUCKING RIGGER

how come she says issho like fubuki says all the time?

>>6426985
Kek

Wait Ame actually has IRyS' audio playing, will Jenma get mad?

>>6426926
I knew it. She is so based.

STOP THE COUNT

>>6427032
best to just leave those 2 alone, they go through enough shit

She definitely wanted Irystocrats more but she wanted a "non-biased" way to pretend she didn't have a choice but to choose it. Very diplomatic.

>>6426617
>teammates
Also I'm not a teamate, I just like the smol ame model

THANK YOU GOD

FATE HAS DECIDED IRYSTOCRATS
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE DID IT REDDIT

>people posting in two threads at once
Braindead

>>6426791
according to 5ch information,
Suisei seems to live in Novosibirsk, Russia.
Winter is hard.

>HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!
>What do I doooo

pupylschads...

>OUR CHOICE
SHE IS HERE

She's a lot cuter when you don't look at her avatar

>>6426996
Call it

FUCKING BASED

Fate always wins!

>>6427059
>IRyS
>IRS
Shes a glowie in disguise.

Irystofags, welcome to /hlgg/

Ok so
>Irys posts irystocrats here
>Pretends to know about it for unrelated reasons
>Fakes a coin toss to pick it
Shes also a hag[/spoiler]
shes /ourgirl/?

Her laugh is so cute wtf

>>6427059
It's because IRyS -> IRS

FATE IS ON OUR SIDE BROS. SEIZE THIS OPPORTUNITY

>>6427032
clucks

>lemme just.. flip a coin.. let "fate" decide even though you can't see it at all
>ooop it's Irystocrats that's that

Okay then.

Ame is going to go broke.

So is IRyS fluent in Japanese?

COMMIES BTFO ETERNALLY

>>6427114
MEDS

[COINFLIP UPDATE]
As IRyS has decided her fate with a coinflip, let me show you another coinflip from the past

>that yawn
>issho
BROOOOOOOOOOS I'M GONNA GOS

>>6427130
Give us the girl and wipe away the debt

>>6427177
Irystocucks, welcome to /hlgg/

>>6427133
>not having blue caps to flex your clicking on everyone

>>6427175
LIZ LOVE

The IRyStocrats!

People are not letting go of taxpayers lol

>>6427138
Yes, because I have hope

Auditors will be the member name

>RIGGED
RIGGED

>>6427193
she is

>indecisive
SHE'S LITERALLY INA

>>6427032
Teacucks
KFP is unironically already derogatory

>thank you coin
kek she definitely rigged it

>>6427032
Condomates

Stop being fucking cringe you autists

>>6427172
weak

AUDITORS MEMBERSHIP NAME

THE IRySTOCRATS

>>6427114
Ame has her on in the background

Why can I hear IRyS on Ame's stream?

>>6426806
Discordniggers would literally not stop shitting up threads and reporting him for "avatarfagging" because they're basically chinks in human clothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk

Why do the EN girls come to these threads? What do they hope to gain?

>>6427161
IRyS is the vtuber of destiny, she's here to restore our hope in the post-Coco era

>>6427176
Glowies are CIA, not IRS

Someone post the aristocrats copypasta but change it to Irystocrats

yeah ok her model grew on me, I actually think its quite cute

>>6427193
Yes. It's now
Kiara = IRyS > Ina > Mori > Ame > Gura

so does this make IRyS a tax evader

>>6427200
gura...please let me sleep...

Still seeing dumbfucks asking for members to be called Taxpayers.

>>6426617
>teammates
Ame would prefer most of her viewers drop anyway.

HER VOICE IS TOO CUTE
AM
AM
AM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSLINGING

Is this stream limited to 1 hour?

FUCK RISU ALL MY HOMIES LOVE IRYS NOW

>Get on Watbus
>Bus driver makes the same single, huh joke he always does.
Sigh....

>>6427175
>>6427217
I LOVE LIZ!

OH NO!
I'm starting to find her model cute

>>6427261
hornyposts

Irystochuds

>>6427254
Ame is a unitychad

Thr coin flip fill me with HOPE!

WE'RE THE IRYSTOCRATS

>>6427205
>been wanting to start using issho in real life but always thought it would be cringe because i have to talk in english every day
>irys is building my confidence to use it because she speaks english and uses issho
b-based?

I can't believe Irystocrats are actually like this

>>6427246
I'm absolutely certain no one here are the ones crying for taxpayers

>chat spamming retarded fanbase name
>you already have a way better one
>pretend to flip a coin
pretty based

>>6427169
we never had a chance

>>6427263
anyone in a three letter alphabet agency glows in the dark and should be run over with a bus.

Model looking better today

>>6427175
LIZ LOVE

WAH!

She's fucking adorable.

>>6427265
looks like she just needed to tweak something, still weird but looks SO MUCH BETTER

Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is her rigging actually improving as the stream goes on?

>ONE HAND CLAPPING
Other hand fapping?

I think Risu is a stinky treerrat.

>>6427249
>gilbert gottfried is the personification of the irystrocrats

This taxpayer shit won't stop until she shut it down

>>6427304
why are irystocrats like this

Is her tracking good enough to hint at her facial expressions? It looked like she looked at the coin, paused, and decided irystocrats herself

>have to sleep because I work in 5 hours
>don't want to close Ame's stream and make her think people are leaving to watch Irys

>>6427286
>>6427175
Hololive needs another dragon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk

>An anon is sitting in his Hololive thread, and a new fanbase walks in. There's a newfag, an oshi swapper, a narrativefag, a closet dogfucker and a big hairy rrat...

IRyS please don't poach takos. They have no defensive measures and rely on Ina to protect them.

>>6427140
You are weak old man, your power spike is moths away, you wont be able to hold out

She has a nice voice. Shame about the model

>>6427261
They come here just to laugh at (You)

>>6426855
It was the funny meme name faggots wanted. Thank God she ignore it.

>>6427287
Me too!

>>6427175
LIZ LOVE

AAAAAAAAAAA

>>6427325
go back, taxpayer

A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”

The agent says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts. They’re a little too cute.”

The mother says, “Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us.”

The agent says, “OK. OK. I’ll take a look.”

The show starts with my son and daughter playing with our dog. The dog is old and he`s missing all of his teeth, so the way we feed him is that he sucks off my son so long till my son cums and ejects his sperm into the dog`s mouth. The daughter is there to suck my son`s balls and his anus so that my son gets a little extra out of this feeding ritual as well. After the dog is fed, my daughter gets down on all fours and licks off the dog`s saliva as the dog fucks her asshole. My wife comes up, singing the collected hits of duo Platin. The second she sees the dynamic trio, she gets down on her knees and starts rubbing her old, wrinkled pussy. My daughter stops sucking his brother and moves over to her mom. She stands in front of her, pissing all over her mother`s face and naked breasts as my son fucks her in the ass. The dog is running around, licking the urine that drips all around and as my son`s cums in his sister`s ass, he crawls underneath them and licks the dripping anus. My wife is now standing up and is dildo fucking her daughter from behind, as my son is fucking my wife in the ass. The dog is humping my son and they all move by the tune of “Mary had a little lamb“. Suddenly my son stops and grabs my mother by the throat, starting to choke her. She turns purple, then blue as her veins burst and her eyes pop out of their sockets. The daughter shrieks and runs away, only to be caught by me. I recently had a tetanus shot and something went wrong since my dick is bloated like a balloon. I grab her, throw her in the air and virtually run her through with my cock. At the end of it, there`s her uterus with a little fetus as she was two months pregnant. I walk over to my wife, still with my bleeding daughter hanging on my cock and she takes her off, eating the fetus. My son licks the blood off and my dog finishes what is left of the uterus. We are all very tired and the last thing I manage to say is “So, I see you all got your lunch. I think I`ll have a burger!” I walk over to the fridge, grab a burger, while my son is feeding off her sister`s carcass and my wife is finishing the uterus, pop a beer on my way and sit down to watch a football game. After the game is over and my daughter finally dies with her stomach penetrated and blood gushing all over the stage, the rest of the family gets up, takes a bow, kicks the dog in the ass, making it topple off the stage and into the band pit, takes another bow and gets off the stage, dragging the body of my daughter behind them, leaving a bloody trail. We all come back one last time to take our last bow.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”

And the father says, “The Irystocrats!”

>>6426801
The more I look at her the cuter she gets. Is this Stockholm syndrome?

>143hz
She's a gamer

>>6427218
>>6427249
>>6427259
Hurry up and photoshop Gilbert Godfreid as Irys

http://poal.me/3cjxll
http://poal.me/3cjxll
http://poal.me/3cjxll
http://poal.me/3cjxll
http://poal.me/3cjxll

EN curse...

>>6427261
They bait for (You)s

Irystobuds WW@!

This game doesn't doxx you right?

>her fullscreen is 1368 x 768
JESAS IS SHE PLAYING ON A TOASTER

Shes doing great but jesus christ the keyboard tapping is distracting

>>6427249
VOTE BLUE

>>6427296
I cannot wait for the future Aristocrats jokes.
It's so fucking open ended.

>>6427304
Yeah I think that's exactly what she did. Very based of her to dodge taxpayers, this girl has potential.

She seems cute so far

jesas that keyboard

>>6426786
I want to be HERE...

>>6427329
She'd be angrier that you didn't get enough sleep, just like her!

WAH

WAH

WAH

>>6427287
It's the new chuuba debuff that causes the bad perception, shes really cute
It's why every debut seems so fucking cringe, all you see is some random larping as an anime character then you get used to it later

WAH

WAH?

Thoughts?

WAH!

WAH

WAHHHH

WAH

>half angel half demon
>understands that illusion of choice is the key to keeping her audience happy
DEEPEST LORE

>>6426912
It's like saying 牛, but with a mouth full of popcorn, as if you are enraptured by them.

>IRyS doesn't have anyone to help her with her stream setup

>>6427364
Wait, did the model change?

>>6427338
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>6427343
Why would they laugh at someone they care about...

FUCK SHE'S CUTE

>>6427373
wait till you hear about nenes minecrtaft window size

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH GOD SHES CUTE

Wah!

>not even acknowledge taxpayers
based

>>6427373
It's what she had set for window mode

>WAH

The L Files
Nekoč nam bo vse bolj jasno…

The Aristocrats! joke
February 2, 2006
It`s a joke. Supposedly the oldest joke in the show-business. And it`s never been told in public. Because it is so filthy, so vile, so disgusting that (almost) any comedian who would dare tell it to the people would be booed off the stage and quite possibly killed or hurt by the offended audience.

The intro of a joke is known. The punchline is known. But that is not the point. This is one of the rare jokes where everybody knows the punchline and it takes some talent and sense of humor to appreciate that. Most people do not get it. The usual response is “Huh?” or “Erm…so?”, because the general nature of the joke is to omit the middle and wait for the end. Wait for the blow to come. Here, the blow does not come with the end. It`s like the whole joke is a punch line and the punch line is nothing more than redemption. So that you can start breathing again. Supposedly, some of the comedians were able to make the joke “last” for over an hour.

The whole thing made me think about two of my school-friends in high school, who were always saying or drawing the most remarkable things from the subject of human reproduction organs and human reproduction process in general. I remember once they drew a figure veneris over an entire table, just a whole line of people connecting with each other. This would be the perfect joke for them.

I was thinking about copying something from the “Aristocrats joke” site but then I decided to do my own version of it. If anyone feels overtly offended by my contribution, bear in mind that it`s only a joke. OK? Here we go…

A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”

The agent says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts. They’re a little too cute.”

The mother says, “Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us.”

The agent says, “OK. OK. I’ll take a look.”

The show starts with my son and daughter playing with our dog. The dog is old and he`s missing all of his teeth, so the way we feed him is that he sucks off my son so long till my son cums and ejects his sperm into the dog`s mouth. The daughter is there to suck my son`s balls and his anus so that my son gets a little extra out of this feeding ritual as well. After the dog is fed, my daughter gets down on all fours and licks off the dog`s saliva as the dog fucks her asshole. My wife comes up, singing the collected hits of duo Platin. The second she sees the dynamic trio, she gets down on her knees and starts rubbing her old, wrinkled pussy. My daughter stops sucking his brother and moves over to her mom. She stands in front of her, pissing all over her mother`s face and naked breasts as my son fucks her in the ass. The dog is running around, licking the urine that drips all around and as my son`s cums in his sister`s ass, he crawls underneath them and licks the dripping anus. My wife is now standing up and is dildo fucking her daughter from behind, as my son is fucking my wife in the ass. The dog is humping my son and they all move by the tune of “Mary had a little lamb“. Suddenly my son stops and grabs my mother by the throat, starting to choke her. She turns purple, then blue as her veins burst and her eyes pop out of their sockets. The daughter shrieks and runs away, only to be caught by me. I recently had a tetanus shot and something went wrong since my dick is bloated like a balloon. I grab her, throw her in the air and virtually run her through with my cock. At the end of it, there`s her uterus with a little fetus as she was two months pregnant. I walk over to my wife, still with my bleeding daughter hanging on my cock and she takes her off, eating the fetus. My son licks the blood off and my dog finishes what is left of the uterus. We are all very tired and the last thing I manage to say is “So, I see you all got your lunch. I think I`ll have a burger!” I walk over to the fridge, grab a burger, while my son is feeding off her sister`s carcass and my wife is finishing the uterus, pop a beer on my way and sit down to watch a football game. After the game is over and my daughter finally dies with her stomach penetrated and blood gushing all over the stage, the rest of the family gets up, takes a bow, kicks the dog in the ass, making it topple off the stage and into the band pit, takes another bow and gets off the stage, dragging the body of my daughter behind them, leaving a bloody trail. We all come back one last time to take our last bow.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”

And the father says, “The IRYSTOCRATS !”

SHE CAN'T HIT THE FUCKING LIMIT

>1366 x 768
Iryschama...

WAH

WAH WAHH WAHHHH

>>6426912
Lurk 10,000 years or better yet fuck off to reddit newfag.

WAH

>>6427059
it comes from unfunny Americans wanting to be the main "fanbase"

WAH

>>6427032
kfp are jannies
teamates are based so they don't have one

WAH
huh?

bros.. IRyS is kinda cute

WAAAAAAAAH

WAH

>>6426739
>>6426958
Based Irys already tardwrangling her chat

WAH!

WAAAAAH
Wow, twice in one day!

...I love her bros

Remember that all talk of Ayame being a whore, that she does enjou kousai with fat, old, men, that she's constantly taking breaks to get stuffed by her boyfriend's cock, that's all rumors and can't be proven. But there sure are a lot of rumors and she sure takes a lot of breaks. Legend says if you get enough money and gain enough weight, if you walk down the right Japanese back alley at night, you might encounter her. Her ass is definitely loose just like her pussy. Gaping. She probably drips old man cum from every orifice.

What can be proven is she doesn't care about Hololive. She streams the bare minimum, when she streams at all. She never thanked Ina for the drawing. She never welcomed back Miko after her months long break. She never said anything about Coco's graduation. She doesn't congratulate Holos on milestones or birthdays, she doesn't even respond if Holos comment on hers. She wasn't there for the Usaken Summer Festival. She wasn't there for the Summer Festival afterparty. She ghosted Coco for a year regarding Asacoco. She didn't show up to Subaru's Birthday/One million stream. Her first tweet after Coco's graduation was about airpods. She's a bitch in both the Western and Japanese definition.

i love her already...

>>6427221
they can fuck off. shitty ass meme names deserve to burn.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Ame still getting 13k with Irys streaming
Is Bus Simulator that much of a buff game?

>>6427370

WAH

>>6427333
>>6427358
>>6427259
>>6427218
>>6427249
I expect a proper /hlgg/ IRyStocrats joke by the end of the day.

DON'T WAH. TAKOS MAY GET SOME THOUGHTS ABOUT CHANGING OSHIs....

>IRS on Ame's stream
nice

listening to both these streams at once is fucking destroying my brain, this is sensory fucking overload

WAH

Oh God she's cute

Man you can really tell she has a potential voice for asmr.

I'm gonna
oh god
oh fuck I'm gonna
I'M GONNA

Unironically amazing voice.
Not gonna sperg and compare. Just really damn good voice.

This girl is a Takobeat.

>retard siren

>>6427261
They need to make sure there isn't too much bullshit gossip running amok.

Also when people here say they like a Holom they really mean it, because they just as easily could say they don't like someone. On leddit/discords etc you basically don't have a choice but to be fake-happy and say everyone is awesome and great which is good for their self-esteem but bad for figuring out what people actually like and dislike about them aka what to improve and what is truly well-received.

what a dork

>>6427267
Pretty sure it's
Kiara > IRyS > Ina ~ Mori (Ina has better grammar, Mori has better vocab) > Gura > Ame

Gura knows some very simple kanji and all kana. Ame still struggles with katakana sometimes.

scuff every time....

WAAaaAAah

Anyone else think they sort of bungled it with IRyS L2D? It doesn't really fit the rest of HoloEN, just imagine this in a collab.

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

Is Ame watching IRyS?

>>6427429
Learn English

>>6427418
what does the moon mean?

>>6427373
I bet she's on a lap

>>6427462
based

>>6427260
>IRyS is the vtuber of destiny
PLEASE, GOD, LET IT BE TRUE
I'M GONNA HOPE FOR THE FUTURE

>>6427469
isn't the game irys is playing kind of shit?

I'm laughing my ass off. Iryschama...

Her voice is very pleasant to listen to, I have to admit

Did they fix her face or am I just getting used to it?
Either way I really like her voice

>>6427408
very cute

Isn't one hand clapping slapping your arm to your chest like a retard?