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Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g61NeehJENI (Members Only)
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9mHmGz5s9U

Don't Shoot With Your Goo【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srYhYNoAF-g&t=4919s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Christmas Voice Pack:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038617308 (Japanese)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038650076 (English)

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
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Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

>>64244695
Mild fuck up
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FkZci6TNyc

I knew you hate her...

SHIORI CUTE

At least you fixed the schedule.

I don’t think she’s Japanese, I’m still sticking with Chinese.

>>64244727
I love Shiori. Can't say the same about these threads.

I don't think you should breathe. I think you should die.

SHIORI CUTE

>>64244727
I only hate those trying to rape and sekuhara the baker onee-chan.
>>64244790
Pls forgive her, she's pon like Shiori.

Baker has been a little... you know...

I wonder if he still bakes for us...
or he does but just lie low nowadays since raids been more frequent and a decent amount of novelites are no longer lost in their ways...

Just stop baking. Let it end.

>>64244983
Whoever you're thinking of, the likely answer is the latter. Laying low is good.

There there

https://twitter.com/ak12fr/status/1733698027922321609

So was the cover she was talking about a while back recording for Ina?

*** ******** ********** bros how are we feeling?

I don't like *** or **** I only accept *******

>>64245175
That's a cop out.

I’m not a friend of Shiori AMA

>>64245082
fat fucks in Shiori's room

>>64245365
Yeah me.

>>64245358
uhh
https://twitter.com/kaedeharnya/status/1525284370390687745

>>64245365
jailbird looks ready to revenge rape shiori

I love women but they hate me...

Why did girls have to be into genshin and all that shit. I want a Shiori gf but I'm not strong enough to do the necessary steps to get one

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, kei te aroha au ki a koe!

>>64245786
Find a Genshin that appeals to you. I'm sure one of them will tickle your heart boner. Then use that passion to go to the next Genshin convention and meet a cutie who cosplays as your crush.

>>64245358
>>64245439
Date tracks, but she's too young or lying about her age.

>>64245786
Genshin has pretty boys, an open world, and unlike most gacha it has actual gameplay.

>>64245786
Just jerk off to the porn, bro

>>64245889
>>64245439
Nevermind I am dumb - the girl received it on the 14th, so it can't be the same person.

>>64245133
No? I think she was talking about a different project. She sang backup for Ina's 3D live, and I'm pretty sure she has an upcoming cover song in the works

>>64246123
NTA, but I'm not seeing an argument for why singing backup for Ina's 3D couldn't be the thing she was recording a while ago.

>>64246123
What song would fit Shiori's singing?

>>64246123
I thought with them trying to stall for time on the collab they'd redirect into a Christmas cover. But guess there's dumb rules about announcing the New Years shit.

>>64245971
Porn is evil.

>>64246509
Worshiping idols is evil.

also curious with fitbit havers that play the piano or are handyman >.0
Does it fuck up step tracking that easily? Using one of them chinese knock off ones and they track fine even when doing lots of uh hand movements

>>64246620
Maybe she violently waves her arms around while playing.

Goodnight, I hope I can hear Shiori play piano in my dreams.

>>64246371
Yeah, I don't understand why they had to wait until the hour to announce the outfits

>>64246322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPebm2XM0-U

>>64246222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6IRvLENmQ4&t=6739s
anon is referring to this

>>64246955
... cool?

>>64246990
... cooler?

>>64247410
There was a separate time when she was talking about recording for a group project.

>>64247443
Wheres the coolest Shiori?

>>64247492

>>64247492

>>64247675
Oh good god

>>64247730
ecchi

There's a special place in hell for women who like sex

>Shiori is Japanese
My brain exploded when reading anons joke post, I have a new rrat I fully believe in
It explains why her family aren't actually poorfags and can run a global network meeting up frequently. It also explains why she had a maid growing up, she never speaks languages besides English and fucked up Japanese and why unlike most weebs she doesn't seem to have some strong obsession with Japan or the Japanese only consuming their content for what it is
My narrative: Her family are Japanese, but for one reason or another likely involving business/money they moved to the Philippines. Shiori grew up in a culturally fucked setting where her immediate family were Japs, the neighbors were a mix of middle/upper class foreigners of different nationalities, the people beyond the walls were all stinky flips most of her family were racist to from status divide and the only common language was English

>>64248647
istg i hope you flips are the fucking jews in ww3 so I can personally gas all of you

>>64248810
I hope white fascists start controlling the world.
Not because of any politics, culture, or anything else, but because I want bwc to become law and get a state-mandated Asian girl harem.

>>64248810
>Implying I'm a flip
I thought they were all retards too anon, everyone is from the philipines in their mind
This is the one way I can see any credence to their madness though, that she had some limited contact living near their favelas

The things some niggers will do just to avoid writing normal fanfiction.

>>64248889
Has there ever been a society in history where women were mandated to have sex with virgin men

>>64249104
Isn't that the whole point of arranged marriages

>>64248647
Japs aren't known for their large extended familty.

>>64249104
There wasn't as much stuff to do back before the Industrial Revolution. Ugly people would get fucked out of sheer boredom.

>>64249363
I don't care if she is ugly. I want to fuck.

Let's settle this once and for all, shall we?
It's both.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Filipino

Where do you eat Chinese food?

>>64249506
From the dumpster

I’m so lonely

>>64249481
I'll fill her with enough goo she'd be 90% of one of this sides in weight.

>>64249668
You know she’s eating Nerissa out in this right

>>64248889
No woman would ever want to fuck you even if it was state mandated, they would rather get disappeared

>>64249894
Well duh, how else would she lick up the cum I put in there

>>64249918
Chill out sister or I'll put you in my harem as the designated cuckquean

>>64249918
You need dick asap

>>64249919
Oh, fair enough

>>64249918
Look, sis! Free cock. >>64249416

>dox gosippers whinging about sisters
Damn. Did all of you people miss the iketog tab?

>>64250086
>iketog
I think I had that over rice

>>64250086
>Says anon will never get laid
>Gets called a sister
Genuinely baffling

>>64250139
it's female behavior to react to a sexual fantasy on 4chan this way

>>64250164
His fantasy was retarded, if you need state mandated harem you’ve lost, but that’s just me. Women should be begging for your cock

>>64250220
It's just more realistic. Adding a dash of realistic expectations makes fantasies better.
Why do you think wish fulfillment isekai is so popular? It's easier and more satisfying to self insert into someone who got it all by chance from some goddess, rather than someone who achieved it by working hard.

>>64250243
I think isekai is retarded for the exact same reason. You shouldn’t need to power fantasy, make your dreams reality.

>>64250276
Well I think you don't know how to dream to imagine.

>>64250139
>spends half the thread racially profiling chuubas
>gets defensive about being told to fuck off to the sister site
Baffling post.

Shiori's gushy pussy

>>64250316
I’m saying you should work on your goal instead of wishing they would just happen. If you want a harem go for it, but whining that you need a state mandated wife is faggy. Work on it, I believe in you

The fuck did I wake up to?

Every novelite itt is mandated to give me sex.

>>64248647
>anons joke post,
I wasn't joking. She has asian parents, but the only other language she speaks is japanese.
As far as I know, the only asian stuff she mentioned was japanese.

>>64250746
she's yagoo's daughter

>>64250746
She's korean because she could pronounce an sc I once sent flawlessly but couldn't read it till she google translated it. Thus showing she could speak gook lego blocks but not read it.

>>64250832
Do you have a timestamp? if yes, this seals the deal.

>>64250746
She's Russian because I had a dream where she handed me a piece of paper written in cyrillic

>>64250854
No I made it the fuck up, like everything else about her nationality being posted here since she is undoxxable and I want it to stay that way, so I say wild shit to throw off the trail while still being even the tiniest fraction believable.

>>64250941
You fucking tease, I was so ready to start calling her "my cute comfort gook"

>>64249919
This guy read my mind>>64250005

>>64250941
Oh yeah? Every time I said I loved you, I lied.

Buying Shiori a little yummy treat

I just want to take a girl to a Christmas market… that’s all I want…

doki doki suru

>>64244795

>>64251431
you sick fuck
HENMAMAAAAAAAAA

>>64252035
henmama is rissa

>>64251348
Hallmark movie ass little bitch ass shigger right here.

>>64252200
All women want a Hallmark date then bdsm afterwards

>>64252200
Yeah, what can I say

Man these threads are getting so much worse. I jwu and holy fuck I am already triggered.

>>64253482
Some novelites never fail to prove that they don't deserve anything.

>>64253482
?

>>64253482
So what got your jimmies rustled?

>>64254092
>>64253945
I just read last thread and this one, if you don't know what makes it bad you're part of the problem

>>64254219
>Vagueposting
Forget I asked.

>>64253482
>>64254219
oh it's nameschizo lmaooo

>>64254219
You should stop being a bitch lmao

>>64254219
leave

Is being into gunpla linked to terminal lack of self-awareness? Asking for a friend.

>>64254612
gunpla is for children so maybe

>>64254612
Unless you can explain how you came to that conclusion I'm going to say no.
>>64254641
So is collecting cards like pokemon or yugioh but adults do it anyway.

>>64254612
Is it self awareness or a lack of self awareness if I'm aware that I'm into "kid" shit like anime, gunpla, games, and plushies, but I just don't care and like what I like?

>>64254612
probably getting anime figures is worse

>>64254709

>>64254709
Nah, I'm talking about dense behavior in general. Doing dumb things and then complaining about direct consequences, that kind of stuff.

>>64251300
I read it as tummy

>>64255156
She got 3 floors of belly flabs when she sits.

>>64255205
hot…

I'm only halfway through the recent mario kart vod and holy fuck the isabelle + mario and luigi stuff and how she's just perma giggling for minutes afterwards thinking about what she is talking about. I'm so grateful to Henmama's sacrifice so that we can get this content

>>64255803
She's the best isn't she? And she's going away soon...

I love Shiori Novella and hate myself

>>64256205
I hate you too

I wonder what being happy feels like. I also wonder what it feels like to have a dream, a burning passion that gives you a reason to live.

cute morning

>>64257496
SEX

Hot pot!

Good morning. My separation anxiety is already setting off. I will miss her dearly during the Kidnapping.

I'm not ready

Shiori Novella... Such a familiar-sounding name, from where the hell did I hear that?

Convincing Shiori to dump our first child into the woods and tip off the police so that it grows up alone in a foster home and it has a cool backstory and character development like in a webtoon

I don’t know why, but watching VIDs of Shiori just doesn’t do it for me. I have no problem watching VODs of my other oshis but with Shiorin… I can’t pinpoint it.

>>64259008
Maybe she's the real oshi and the others are just second thought to you. I can't watch vods on Shiori either.

>>64259008
You spend all of your time here and not in other girls' threads so watching it live with the thread is part of the experience.

>my other oshis
>oshis

>>64259008
I kinda can understand
for me the live experience makes it more memorable, watching a vod later makes me forget what was about it some moments later

>>64259366
Most of the people here are whores.

>>64259366
Shiori is just my Advent oshi. I also have a Myth oshi, Council oshi and most importantly Project HOPE oshi.

>>64259395
Just like one of my oshis

Oshiete oshiete yo

>>64259425
Fucking whore

>>64259978
Don't call me that while posting my bijouoshi. It's hurtful.

>>64259366
Shiori picks a new husbando every year, she would understand.

>>64260082
I thought what we had was special...

>>64260380
No dimitri mention yesterday aside from that superchat calling himself dimitri. Kinda funny

>>64259131
I guess Shiori has become my “kamioshi”.
>>64259164
Maybe that too. A sense of community around our oshi
>>64259386
Yea. Watching it live just hits different. There’s also the chance that Shiori will read my message in chat, so there’s that interaction factor.

>Your girlfriend Shiori obsesses over Dimitri
>She changed her phone wallpaper from a picture of you two together to Dimitri
>She owns Dimitri merch that she kisses on the Dimitri head every Dimitri morning
>She makes no effort to hide her Self insert x Dimitri fanfics from you
>She often talks (or more like rants) to you about Dimitri's character
>She gets you to play Fire Emblem Three Houses

"So Anon did you like the game?"
Yeah. I liked Edelgard. She's cute.

>Shiori refuses to talk to you for 2 weeks

>>64261245
kek

Shiori is going to find a different husbando to obsess about in 2024.

>>64261435
Yeah me, her actual husband

Dimitri is her kamioshi, I don’t think she’ll just move on so easily

>>64261500
That's not what kamioshi means.
She had been similarly obsessed with other characters before. Like, she was photoshopping herself next to Kazuha less than a year ago. This time could be different due to merch sunk costs, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Oh good lord

huh... what THE FUCK SHIORI

This is to punish us.

I don't want to write this one guys...

>>64261769
What did I do?

KEK
Shiori Carvella is cannon now

Shiori's a bottom, she wants to be ridden.

>>64261680
I meant to say “like her kamioshi” i jwu gomen
I don’t see her switching anytime soon. Genshin and Star Rail don’t really have any twinks coming up last time I checked, so unless something entirely new pops up I think she’ll stick with Dimitri for a while

Whats the sex anon prompt for this one?

Holy fuck my sides. I haven't laughed so hard in months. I'm putting my best efforts for this prompt, holy shit

>>64261873
Exhaust sex. Kinky.

I refuse to write for this one Shiori.

>>64261929
She WILL HATE you if you don't. This is the filter.

well heartschizos? go for it

Hottest boy of 2024 will drop in few weeks, it's already over.

She wants to play this game, huh. Surely, she wouldn't mind if I included dragons in my entry for some dragon x car action?

>>64259008
I don't mind vods, but watching in real-time makes it feel more real. Thread quality aside, I do enjoy watching her with the thread open.

I'm... I'm lost for ideas.

My honest reaction to this prompt

>>64262005
I dropped this on the third chapter because they just *had* to include a childhood friend for some love triangle bullshit.

She will hate me for what I'm writing but... I HAVE TO DO IT, IT WILL PROBABLY BE SHADOWBANNED

>>64261866
I am projecting a bit, but I used to have seasonal waifus like that. Thinking about them 24/7 for months on end, writing extremely autistic posts on /a/, posting on /c/. Then I would just switch. It's not that the new toys are more shiny, you just get over a static character eventually and you need that obsessive honeymoon element. Some people can stick with one character for years, but Shiori is clearly not one of them.

>>64262287
Yes and no. She doesn't like Dimitri, she likes Dimitri-in-her-head, the one she talks to every day with character ai.

What the fuck Shiori

>>64262287
Yeah I agree with >>64262379
I think Dimitri in her head will stick with her for a long while, she’s invested a lot into their fictional relationship.

>>64251431
>>64252035
Tribadism.

She's testing us. She wants to see who are the true Novelites who would still love her even if she was a car.

>>64262628
i would love her if she is a worm

This woman gave me a good giggle, I love her.

>>64262782
I would buy her a terrarium, from which she could watch me fuck Nerissa.

>Mentioning Nerissa out of nowhere

>People are actually writing
I KNEEL

That was a fun prompt. If you didnt write for this one, you’re not a real Novelite.

>>64262982
well I'm not gonna fuck rocks, or dogs

>>64263044
Help me think of what to write...

>>64263225
Ryan Gosling “Drive” (2016) references but in Cars.

>>64263267
Nta but I never watched Drive...

>>64263225
something something Radiator Springs something Piston cup

>>64263341
HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP!?

i want to go with shiori to mcdonalds and get a mcflurry

>>64263428
Shiori Carvella? Write about it.

>>64263309
I’m taking your “I’m literally Ryan Gosling” card till you do.

>>64263449
lol someone should write about going to a drive through in the carvella
not me idk how to make that funny

I'm still breaking into a laugh thinking about it.

/hlgg/ here
Please explain your oshi
Is she always like this?

>>64263822
Yes, not all the time but often. Isn't she wonderful?

>>64263822
Yes, isn't she cute?

what the fuck Shiori that's so hot I wonder how many cylinders carvella has

>>64263934
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>64263822
I can explain

>>64264463
Go ahead.

If any of you were doubting about posting your fics on the comment section, this is probably the best time to do it

>>64264944
Elaborate.

>>64265022
Have fun, believe in yourself, get silly, write for Shiori.

>>64265058
Elaborate why this would be the best time to do it.

Went on holiday but did all my reps! Climbed a mountain and a castle and hit over 20k steps and had lots of fun adventures and the museums were kino. I'm also happy Shiori does more streams that aren't too late in my timezone as usually they'd be 3am ish and I have too many responsibilities in my job to stay up late. On bookfag end of the subject, I finished Heaven by Mieko Kawakami. It was very intense but I liked it.

>>64261245
This is Shiori's hero.

>>64265231
He should have won CYL instead of Gatekeeper lol

>>64265222
Good job, sounds like a nice day out.

>>64265136
Because you don't have to think too hard, this is a very loose fun prompt. Don't be self conscious just enjoy. Write whatever comes to mind and let yourself go.

Shiori is /here/ and she loves fucking with us. I no longer have any doubts.

>>64265441
The prompts are scheduled more than a week in advance.

>>64265512
They WERE. She didn't have much time lately.

https://twitter.com/Maru_ccy/status/1733891033782788283/photo/1

>>64265583
Which is why they are scheduled even more in advance.

[Doxxposting] Shiori's true identity is Jim Davis, creator of Garfield

>>64265890
Shiori is panpiano.

I will punish you all in the afterlife forever

>>64266612
ok

>>64266612
not if I make you suffer with my evil powers first

I'm going to miss her bros

>>64267346
I already miss her now

bruh, we still have tonight's stream. (And no doubt she will be cuter than usual) go write for the prompt and stop th*nking!

Shioris car pussy
Cussy if you will

>>64268379
Cussy Novella

>>64268379
>>64268463
Uh huh
You reeeeally want to go there?

>>64268604
But mooom, Shiori started it.

do we know the hours of kimono reveals? like, timezone-wise

>>64269117
7pm cst for shiori

>>64269150
Fuck that sucks

Hey Shiggers I jwu. Getting some coffee before checking out todays prompt. How is it btw? Is it as gfe as I hope it'll be?

>>64269493
Yeah, about that..

>>64269550

>>64269117

>>64269493
It could be GFE

>>64269493
It can be gfe if you like cars

>>64270191
Does this mean she'll be back by New Years? I doubt it it though.

>>64271558
chu~

This prompt is the literal definition of "Have fun with it."
Don't have to be serious, don't have to be romantic. Just write something funny.

>>64272342
Shiori doesn't like my sense of humor.

>>64272342
She's trying to put the moves on me

Is the Shiocar transmission auto, or manual/

>>64272647
She's a switch. Manual when she wants you to play with her gearshift and automatic when she does all the work

>>64272371
Shiori has the sense of humor of a middle schooler, surely yours can't be that bad

I dated a girl irl once who was like Shiori personality wise, it was the best ever, hearing Shiori's rambling reminds me of what I lost I could listen to her for hours.

Replacing the audio chip in the squeezable Shiori toy with an AI-generated clip of her saying the n word

>>64272371
Shiori's sense of humor comes from south park, unless your sense of humor is haha gore haha genocide haha racism, then you're fine.

>>64273110
then she should give me a heart for this...

Sticking you dick in the ignition to turn Carvella on, making her engine purr as you push deeper inside her, fueling her with your cum as she drives along the road, stimulating you as she drives over bumps and potholes. Sleeping inside Carvella as she keeps the engine on late into the night, a calming sound as you fall into a deep sleep. Washing Carvella on the weekend, getting the dirt of the week off her, washing underneath her hood, running your hand along her upholstery as you vacuum her insides.

>>64273126
>>64273162
that anon forgot to mention haha sex isn't humor to her either. its so over

>>64273162

>>64273162
Why is this spoilered?

>>64273229
Good think I wasn't writing for Shiori ;)

>>64273257
Car joke, but imagine how big Shiori's fat spoiler is. Spank that naughty spoiler.

>>64273376
>I wasn't writing for Shiori
The true way to approach prompts.

>>64273513
>>64273537
*clap clap*

>>64273582
Next gyatt!

>>64273619
I want to see how Shiori dances in 3D. I bet she dances like a dork.

Less than 2 hours for the last stream shiggers, how are we feeling

I've been gaslit to believe Family Guy is terrible. But every time I see a clip of it, it's funny.

>>64274100
Getting ready

>>64274120
It's like the Simpsons except it went to shit way faster. Basically the early seasons were pretty good and then the characters quickly got flanderized and turned into obnoxious and unfunny versions of themselves. There's a few clips from modern Family Guy that made me genuinely laugh but they're the exception.

>>64274120
>>64275088
It's kinda funny how American Dad improved while Family Guy declined
You can tell which one Seth actually cared about

>>64275223
Yep, Seth basically fucked off from FG's creative development after a while and just contributed as a voice actor. That's probably why it went to shit, the characters and jokes are just written by corporate suits now. It's the same exact thing with how Matt Groening stopped giving a shit about the Simpsons because he started becoming more invested in Futurama. Creators like to move on and create new things but corporations need to keep pushing those cash cows.

It seems today, that all you see
Is drama in the catalog and rrats on /vt/

>>64276052
But where are those good ol' fashioned generals,
To which you'd used to reply~!

>>64276052
But where are those good old fashioned bait threads, on which we used to rely

New imouto wife dropped, she unironically looks like this irl

>>64276820
Minus the white part of the hair, I can see it.

>>64276820
Who is the artist?

>>64277660
https://twitter.com/akarinnndesu

>>64276820
>Shiori talking about how short she is and how small her hands are
UOOOHHHHH

>>64277890
Thanks

I wish she wasn't so busy and at least had time to pamper us a whole lot before she leaves...

30 mins AAAAAAAAAA

>>64278882
WE HAD A THREE HOUR STREAM ON FRIDAY! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? A BJ?

I forgot the hot pot stream was tonight...

>>64279134
I mean... Don't you?

>>64279134
Well personally I'd like a nursing handjob, but that's just me

>>64279143
The last stream.

>>64279134
Yes....

Will we get funky lightning like the last cooking stream?

>>64279134
He would always post like this no matter what, the best is just not to reply.

I'd like to fill Shiori's hot pot with meat if you know what I mean.

>>64279134
Yeah, if she's offering. Would.

>>64279143
Now you remember! Good job!

>>64279288
I'll finally have time to catch up on the vods.

>>64279288

Shut the fuck up novelites

>>64279865
Fuck you Shiori

MY ANXIETY AAAAAAAAAAA

>>64279865
rude

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest, even if she is a girlfailure...

IT SHOULD BE HARUHI DISAPPEARING THIS TIME OF YEAR, NOT SHIORI

>>64280112
Shiori literally is the same girl as haruhi, but real

>>64280186
It explains a lot, too much actually.

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1733998334187041123

You know what!?
__________Shiori

AHHHHHH WHERE IS SHE IM GONNA CONCERN

She's late...

She secretly cancelled the stream...

WHERE'S SHIORI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHE'S NEVER LATE, SHE HATES US

>Waiting for Shiori Novella Ch. hololive-EN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FkZci6TNyc
live

Sorry, I wasn't done with her yet.

The usual BGM. My heart will try its best.

LIVEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

one last time... calm

This is it... This is how it ends...

would (you) be ok with shiori being a little chubby?

My body is ready for shiokino

fuck this shit bgm, she should get a new one

SHIORI, RESCHEDULE YOUR FLIGHT. RESCHEDULE IT IMMEDIATELY. DON'T RIDE THAT SPECIFIC PLANE. I SAW IT IN MY DREAMS. I SAW A BAD PREMONITION.

food

Masked Shiori love!

>>64280854
Don't summon the architects, anon...

>>64280881
She's ditzy (retarded) and will miss her first flight, take the next one a few hours later, and that one will be safe.

>>64280989
If the first flight crashes, then that means someone tried to assassinate her.

She looks like Nordman right now.

AIEEEEE SHE'S SO BEEG

Newsvella my beloved

These carrooots? mine

>>64281058
More like Shadowman

Are your carroots that long?

She likes big carrots

>Imagine that long ass caroot coming out of you
WDSMBT? Like genuinely?

She wants to shove a carrot up my ass

>>64281148
Take the carroot up your ass.

>"Am I about to kill someone? No, I shouldn't say that. Am I about to murder diddly doo?"

>>64281137
Pic related

>Boiled bacon

>>64281207(me)
God dammit. Pic related.

80s horror camera.

Getting my wtf Shiori out of the day early

Pepper is fucking dead

>>64281137
I only have a 6 inch carrot

HE IS DEFEATED

>shiori shops at target

>sodium chloride
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ABM6-Kxv-mk

holy that's a long caroot...

She's not going to be ok...

She seems unmedicated and unhinged tonight.

OH GOOD GOD I'M HARD

Should I play Dragon Quest Monsters or Disgaea 7while I watch Shiori? I've got some grinding to do in both so I can still pay attention.

>>64281339
Why do all my oshis shop at Target (just like me)

Does she have autism? my friend does the same when he grabs a stick

Shiorin cutting your carrot on stream!

>>64281413
Disgaea 7 and tell me how it is

>>64281376
There's likely potassium iodide in there as well, assuming you're not in a Mediterranean area...

>>64281385

SAW WHAT?

What the fuck was it
I rewinded and saw nothing

>>64281484
i rewound and there was nothing so idk

I'm 15 minutes late, what did I miss?

>>64281561
She wants to shove her large carroot up my ass

>>64281484
>>64281515
I guess just her fucking up on peeling the carrot

She doesn't have much culinary experience does she?

>The pink knife
I own the same kitchen set and I'm not even from the Americas
It's a very nice knife

>>64281666
She air fried styrofoam.

>>64281453
I'm not too far into it, but it's way better than 6. It's still 3D but it has way more content and doesn't do the stupid auto-battler or number inflation things that 6 did. Also the game is basically about a girl suffering from weeaboo Paris Syndrome and that's really funny to me.

Novelights hate

What is she talking about with Irys?

Does Shiori really like the dim lighting and discoball colors?

>>64281795
Pubic hair

I need to make friends...

>>64281817
Yes

>>64281795
The Blood Moon.

FRIENDS ENVY

Shiori craves lesbian sex

What if she just started doing a bloodletting stream haha that totally wouldn't be hot at all haha

More proof she likes flaccid dicks

ouch

Reminder she loves uncut dicks. She loves to swirl her tongue inside foreskin.

>Bigger is better
no...

>>64282015
My christian wife has done no such thing. We only have sex to try and procreate! Filthy sinner!

>>64281458
>Shiori is turning around from the most anti posted to the most popular
If only she knew

>>64282023
Kek the perfect sound clip.

SHE HATES BREASTS

DICK INNUENDOS

>>64282015
Americans btfo

Goddamn you can make so many dick jokes with carrots

>>64282023
She loves us...

>>64282089
She's Dark Ame after all. There's always an Ame in every gen so far. Ame, Mumei, and Shiori who had bad reception early on but went on to become the most beloved in their gen.

>>64282089
I wish she would have more vt antis because this thread has been worse ever since they started to warm up to her.

Thats way too much carrots

>>64282185
carroots*

>>64282142
They don't really seem to do that anymore unless you ask for it and it's covered under your insurance I think.

>I don't think it'll be like the hamburger where I take 3 hours on it
DYRBI?

>That hamburger was THICC

>>64282216
Ame but good and cute and can eat bread and christian. Shiori only has one supposed active debuff.

>>64282369
God, I'm still mad at the absolute fumble at the end. Episodes 1 to 5 was pure cinema.

>Boiling Bacon
What the hell

>>64282425
>Shiori was sseth the whole time
It's all coming together

Can you guys cook nice meals for Shiori? What's your go to dish? Your fanciest?

I want to lick Shiori's salty tears

>>64282525
Bro, 1-5 was pure sex. Holy shit

total novelite death

Kermit is a pigslammer

STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING BATTERIES IN THE LAKE

>>64282393
Yeah, her flat tits

>>64282532
you never had hot pot before huh

Why does she put bread in the fucking fridge no wonder it molds so fast

>>64282527
>Not just slicing them together with the knife
Why is she like this

>>64282746
Because she never eats her food. Frankly, with how little she eats, she should be buying LESS food.

>>64282746
No, she started putting it in because she thinks that it will last longer.