/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shontoes

Gay

>>64198763
NUH UH

shonsoles

passionately busting deep inside the shunny while maintaining piercing eye contact for the sole purpose of procreation

whore

damn she really is having memory problems. its not lying she actually doesn't remember basic shit like this

whats your preferred method of executing shondo?

>>64198852
and shoggers insist she can remember shit she said like 16 months ago and keep consistent to her exact wording

>>64198873
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>Shondo isn't allowed to use the oven on alone
>Shondo is barely bigger than a child
>Shondo sounds like a 10 years old
I'm starting to think that you guys are a bit pedophilic...

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>64198873
G

>>64198936
shes not that small

shondo in my arms with lots of forehead kisses

i want to lick her shunny

>>64198873
GGGGGGGGGGGG

>>64198980
I've seen primary school children taller and bigger than her.

>>64199080
thats nice, ive seen adult men smaller than her
what are you trying to say

if they executed shondo by hanging she'd just survive again

>>64198868
strangulation would be kino. or forced hanging.

>>64198925
I'm sad now. Losing your memories sucks.

>>64199138
She is tiny and rapeable I mean hugable I mean rapeable I mean I mean

>>64199317
she isnt

>>64199273
It sucks when it accelerates at an asymmetric rate...
Having someone jump between now and 40 years ago isn't a fun experience when the confusion sets in...

>>64199350
She isn't hugable? Fuck you. I want to hug her. She's tiny and cute.

>>64199350
She is. I don’t care if she is taller than me (she isn’t) I am stronger than her even if she was.

>>64198852
>>64199273
people with a lot of trauma don't tend to have good memories
I don't know for sure but I feel like the thing where she compartmentalizes portions of her life as traumatic or not is a similar coping response

>>64198763
shonen is for teenage boys and 3rd worlders

she can barely pick up a 6kg cat
i dont believe anyone here is weaker than her
even if you are shorter you should at least be 1.5x her weight

OP executed for being a faggot.

>>64199635
based

the adhd chaos streams are always the best

>>64199635
Tabs.

>>64198936
Ok but who became a Shondochad because of her RTX? Creature was capable of casually killing grown men and children.

>>64199878
Her model is also cunny...

does she think soul sucking of a wife means us slowly getting sick of her, or does she know that a wife's duty is to suck their man dry every day

Why is there so many hyper normie chatters today

talking a lot of shit for getting filtered by the fucking demon brothers lmao

>what is this movie
ow, every bone in my body hurts

I haven’t watched MIB since I was a kid. It would be really fun to do a watchalong with her. I wonder how well it holds up.

i want to make shondo trust me, seduce her until she reveals herself to me, convince her to film herself and then betray her trust. dox her, post the dirty videos of her all over the internet and lie about her. leak everything and some more.

that's my dark fantasy. to hurt and betray her.

>>64200546
>not just beating her to death
You could have just said, “I’m a fag” and saved yourself some keystrokes.

I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!

She needs a hug (from me) today

>>64200770
>wrist

Is it just me or has she been pissing SO fast lately.

I feel like she was pissing slower for a while

>>64200873
she's using my mouth while im under her desk so it saves her time

>>64200873
she has been slower, i time her.

>>64200873
When she goes, she punches herself full force to force the pee out quicker.
Just slaps the fuck out of her chest until empty.
The real source of The Lump.

>>64200793
That was Shadow before she was replaced by a critter.

>>64200971
you gonna post a google sheet or leave us in the dark

jfc she needs to limit kisses to one per shogga

>>64201102
John F Cennedy

new favorite just dropped

>>64200699
I want to hurt in the place that would cause her the most damage. her trust and sexuality. two things so fragile that even a normal behaviour causes her harm. by the end, she won't even want to be alive anymore.

she saw the response to retromancer getting a whole section to himself, so to make it look more natural, she's doing it today too

>>64201400
yeah, me

>>64201400
Who?

>>64201558
me :)

>>64201558
me :)

>>64201558
me

>>64201558
you :(

>>64201558
me :D

>>64201558
i dunno i dont pay attention to this segment of the stream but she gave someone the i love you too

>>64201558
me :) (I won :))

>>64201632
she started doing it again after someone complained in the thread

>>64201632
She gave it to multiple people

>>64201634
you're not me though :)

2 hour zatsu. 1 hour thanking donos and doing redeems. every stream.

>>64201692
you will never "win"

>>64201692
I am more you than you are :)

>you gained shondo's trust and she allows you to come to her house
what do you do? if your answer is not "put her cat in the microwave, pin her down and force her to watch when she comes in the kitchen panicking and force her to watch while sometimes opening the door to show her it's still alive... you failed

>>64200873
she pisses like once an hour. there's probably not many drops in that little bladder of hers.

>>64201725
thanks for the input new ip

>>64201781
That's really messed up anon...

>>64201781
tell her entire fanbase that she is a lying whore

>>64201781
change her life

>>64201781
first thing i'd do is go into the laundry room and steal all of her unwashed socks and panties

Explain to me. How can a woman be an lolicon?? Is she self inserted??

>>64201781
>what do you do?
Ask her a million dumb questions about streaming equipment, play with Otis while she streams, cook some real food for the whole family and go home after dinner. I'd obviously kiss her on my way out as well.

>>64201953
Both. She is into lolis and wants to be one

>>64202031
just like me

can't stop laughing at boris' gimmick of getting attention by saying goodbye in the middle of literally every stream. his attempt failed today though.

>>64202125
>gimmick
Maybe these are his sleeping hours dumbass, not everyone is a slimy cunt like you.

does Shondo like pickles? If she likes pickles I’ll imagine giving her the sliced pickles that come with deli sandwiches
>Captcha: P0S HAG
hehe

>>64201781
enjoy my win

she doesn't know the first thing about love

>thank you
Lmao

>I think I love you
>thanks

homeboy aint a favorite and its obvious

>>64202285
>>64202308
>follows since 2022
>previously subscribed for 2 months
>"uuuuuu I-I-I-I think I love you"
Pathetic.

I love yous only mean anything if she told you it in DMs

>she's 5'7
>yeah, she's really-really tall
Shondo...

she's talking about herself

>>64202639
dm chads keep winning

>>64202639
she hearted a lot of my messages and wrote "<3" in a lot of her replies to me. does that count?

>>64202639
damn thats a good one i will save that for next mallows

>>64202639
she gave me a <3 does that count

>>64202661
she literally is lol

>>64202649
>>64202661
>>64202715
the critter is "very very tall" but she claims that she can't reach the top of the 6 foot bird cage lol

>>64202786
She was talking about the younger one

i miss chibi shondo :(

Shondo is up next on Lord of the Board!
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

>>64204049
I'll check when Shondo isn't live

She said it she said the thing.

she keeps reading favorites
she keeps ignoring me
she will never love me
I want to die

>>64204518
It’s okay anon keep trying your best. It’s not like she’s going out of her way to miss messages.

>>64204668
LMAO

>>64204668
LOL

I want to hear the doko song!

>>64204668
she is tho
she search favorites to read and ignores me

>>64204668
Only PNGtuber era or older matter, the rest are newfags giving her headaches all the time.

doesn't matter what dewd writes, she reads every single comment of his kek

I know this isn't /fit/ but does starvemaxxing work?

>>64204781
she literally searches for favorites' messages to read, if she sees none she says nothing

>>64204794
Smile

>>64204794
There are "husbands" and husbands.
Dewd's a husband, you're a "husband".
Know your place.

>>64204049
>they didnt know
they didnt know that the more you beat my wife the stronger she gets

>>64204913
i stopped caring a long time ago. i just laugh at the nu-shoggaz going through the same thing i did

>>64204913
She doesn't read most of his messages and he spams jokes

>>64204825
no, you will yoyo and get fatter
you can start by weighing your food and counting your calories, there's a bunch of phone apps for that
then you calculate how much you burn every day and then eat a small deficit, you dont even have to do sports or anything
hardest part is pushing through the hunger but if you can manage that youre gonna lose weight

>shoggers send 99 emotes and one line of unimportant text
>uuuu she hates me
work for your attention faggots

>>64204913
be nise

>>64204886
dewd dm me after stream :)

>>64205109
>husbands send 99 lines of unimportant text
>she reads them out
nothing personal "husbands"

>>64205076
Thank you bro. I'll look into those apps :D

>>64205151
i wish she was nise to me too, but she only is to her favorites

>>64205109
give some examples of these important texts that the favorites are posting

>>64205268
listen to what she says and cross reference it with the chat 70% of the time its verbatim what a favorite said, or a response to what they said

>>64204746
she hasnt played it in awhile

sorry for responding to bait

you guys are gay

>>64205328
it's never important though, so i don't know what you're referring to?

>>64201781
You gave me a fucking nightmare you cunt. I barely slept an hour because of you.

I don't know about the favorites shit I just find it frustrating if I have something to actually say and it's immediately drowned out in emote spam because she said Smile or Scared

>>64205588
>it doesn't counts :)

>>64205648
if you are a favorite she will read it

>>64205648
just means you didnt have good timing. sometimes you gotta hold

>>64205724
there's no predicting that shit especially now that half her vocab is talking with emotes now

>manlet hate again
they cant catch a break

>>64205656
so not a single example of what you find so important then. confirmed just another retarded shitposter.

>>64205720
if you believe that you don't pay attention to chat

>>64205764
>half her vocab is talking with emotes now
she's unironically noticably regressing. maybe because she doesn't have time to read anymore? or is it part of her ageplay?

>>64205648
you don't have to be a favorite to get your message read, just need to consistently type messages worth reading and she'll read one eventually
You can check the accounts of messages she reads if you don't believe me. oldfags (rightfully) do have an advantage though

>>64205778
>it doesn't counts :)

>>64205859
i dont, i look over when it seems like she read something. most of the time its a favorite who typed it. there is a possibility he is repeating what she said but that's probably not the case

>>64205916
she always did that even without knowing its emotes

>>64206001
no she didn't, newfag. go back and watch old vods and you'll see that she didn't communicate with single words, emotes and memes. people are still saying she's good at speaking precisely because she didn't do shit like this, like every other twitchfag. she's living off of old merits.

>>64206404
no she abolutly didn't talk in frog emotes without knowing kys

>>64206404
wow you really hate her why are you still here

You guys don't get answers to your dms? You must be very boring. She always answers mine. Not a simple "<3" either.

>>64206653
yeah,yeah, we know girutea

>>64206653
most shoggers /here/ never dm'd her they are too new or had no balls

pyro fumbled so fucking hard

maybe because women are all whores and deserve nothing

>>64206730
good.

>>64206653
it wasn't a simple <3 that was just at the end of the message lol
funny you're still thinking about it though I didnt think it would get to anyone this much

imagine blaming men instead of modern feminism. fucking clueless lol

>>64206758
I have no idea who you are. I just saw anons talking about that.

shes really going max pickme mode now isnt she

>>64206794
How'd you get that

she says this but has said that she would've considered onlyfans if vtubing hadn't worked out and she couldn't make it as a hentai artist

>>64206730
she fumbled him. thats why shes going so hard on herself not being hot enough to lock down chad lately

it's astonishing how dedicated the few antis are
verification not required

>>64206879
Shit. I knew sharing her around was going to bite me in the ass some day.

>>64206653
Baiting her with lies about feeling weird about posting fanart doesn't count Giru.

>>64206879
>she couldnt make it as a hentai artist
idk, shes got a lot of natural talent. which as much as artists hate talking about it, is everything. if she actually put in rep time she could be her familys painting goblin

>>64206879
>whoring yourself as a last resort means you support all the whoring that happens
Ok

>>64206955
yes

>I would rather whore myself out than die of starvation
>Ewww!! You fucking whore! I hate you!!!
/shon/ being incel. Like always.

>>64206699
>>64206937
I'm not him.

>>64207091
>le incel
duh why do you think I have to use shondo as copium

I came late, why are we telling her to not do the voice

>>64206844
her saying she doesn't know what's wrong with men nowadays got me that

>>64207268
sick

>>64207091
>reee incel
I don't like hypocrites, if she seethes so much about whores I will judge her with her same standards

>>64207268
she is getting sick again

>>64207268
She said not to let her since she's scrungly. Also tomorrow will be a productivity stream instead since she doesn't want to voice act a VN like this.

>shoggers still think she would post nudes on a of
kys you retarded newfag niggers

>>64207329
fuck i missed that part I wanted to watch vallhalla

>>64207357
she really should tho

>>64207367
She's playing it next week instead

OF whores and her are literally in the same field of work. mostly doing nothing and expecting men to throw money at them. it's not actual productive work. they're not building anything. they're just exploiting lonely men.

>>64207367
>wanting ironic weeb trash

>>64207435
dont tell her that she doesnt need to know the truth

>>64207445
>mimimimi

>>64207435
not at all

>>64207357
is not different of what she is doing now, who gives a shit

>>64207435
then leave

remember when this thread actually loved her?

>>64207534
remember when she actually loved her husbands instead of just her select favorites? I do.

>>64207576
fuck off with your favorite shit

>>64207609
he won't. he's been here for months

>>64207534
back when /sho/ was so bad that it stopped existing or when /shon/ was made and we had dox shit every thread?

How do I know if I'm a favourite?

>>64207624
i know i just want all the leeches that doubt her to leave

>>64207435
All entertainment is work that isn't productive. The west creating a system that rewards this kind of work is what caused us to stagnate, it should be iligal to ask money for anything regarded as entertainment, imagine how great twitch would also be without all the sellouts, everyone streaming purely as a hobby because they want to

>>64207640
Dox shit? I don't remember any dox.

>>64207640
small correction, I believe it was /shond/ not /sho, my point still stands

>>64207655
according to this thread if she reads your messages

>>64207698
there was dox shit like every 2 threads
>>64207640
not even the antis /uoh/ were this retarded

I fucking love her bros

>>64207496
why? i don't have a problem with it.

>>64207677
That would be unproductive. They should just stream themselves working, so that work at homes can be kept company while they work. NEETs would finally have a good example.

>>64207712
So I guess I must be a favourite then since we have back and forth every once in a while.

>>64206955
she never asked the circumstance of anyone she was making fun of, so it's the act of having an onlyfans that she has problems with, not the causes that led them there

>>64207818
congrats you are more interesting than 90% of this thread

>>64207793
Doxing who? Nobody cares about viewers.

>>64207910
Maybe he's talking about the ceiling fan? Which is fucking retarded

>>64207609
yeah keep pretending its not a problem lol

>>64207863
reading this thread makes me think this is a place for all the boring viewers who are insecure about shondo.
they cry and throw shit around when she interact with anyone because they feel threatened by everyone.

shut the fuck up faggots, talk about how hot it was when she giggled about "sea men"

just in case you guys didn't know, the guy that spews about favourites also lurks /jidf/, he used to do the same thing with riro, but guess when he came back and favourite posting increased in /shon/?

>>64208153
so true :)

>>64208343
nah you are just annoying

>>64207367
Yeah I can’t wait to see her reaction to all the Reddit tier sex humor

>>64208153
of course you do, she cares about you. you don't know how is it to be a "husband". stfu

>>64208453
you should just leave at this point

>>64207863
I don't think I'm that interesting. We just have common interest, that's all...

>>64208552
that is interesting for her

>>64208552
>>64208602
viewers and vtubers shouldn't be friends

>>64208733
thats why we are married to her retard

>>64208153
very easy to feel insecure when she uses the term "marriage" with a different meaning than most people

>>64208759
but he's overstepping the boundaries between husbands and wife. he is making her cheat on us with his "special relationship". it's unfair to us.

>>64208153
yeah people are not allowed to notice the blatant favoritism to certain people, just sit down in the chair and watch her flirt with them

>>64208896
maybe you are just underperforming

>>64208938
maybe you should be like them and send 1000 messages every stream

>>64208431
based 4channeler

mom shes doing it again

>>64208938
If you really want to meet her, you could start by being a bit more interesting...

>>64209009
she ignores mine why bother we cant all be the right kind of unfunny faggot

please stop responding to the mentally ill my shoggas

>>64209172
It's easy to see why she would rather talk to anyone other than you. Maybe start by fixing your attitude. Because at this rate, even if you were the last person on earth, she would still ignore you.

>>64209385
t. "right kind" of unfunny faggot

>ive been having a lot of fun this week
whore

Shondo is one of the most accessible big streamer and yet retards here are crying and kicking because they're just that bad with people.

>>64209707
100% we all know its not onstream lmao. wonder if thats why throat is soar

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>64209676
I'm not trying to be funny. You're just pathetic and act like an ass. Stop being so entitled.

>>64209729
>accessible
you mean like how she closed her dms and maros because she didnt want (you) to have access to her

>I love you all very very very very much
whore

lol raided an actual massive fucking skank
is she for real LMAO

>>64209789
coping because youre not very good at it dickhole>?

>>64209823
Because you retards kept spamming and crying in her dms.

i love being a favorite

I'm the favorite

>>64209823
no she closed everything because of retarded faggots who spam her with schizo stuff and traumadumps

>>64209893
we all know it was her precious favourites who were dmfagging her until she was sick of it. cope harder.

>i've been having a lot of fun
>i love you all very much
>i'm very happy with where i'm at right now
you expect your doomy melty to phase me?

>>64209892
Apparently, I'm better than you since she still talks to me.

>>64209955
she got sick of DMs when she started mass following newfags earlier this year

>>64209962
because its all so transparent. when youve been around her as long as i have its easy to see where her head is REALLY at. especially when shes really been doomy and gloomy herself

I'm very happy the execution talk and the game cheered her up C: she seemed after that

>>64209870
snuffy is nice when shes not being a whore

>>64209729
i used to think like this too until i decided to check out other vtubers. i literally get more interaction on twitter and in chat in almost every other stream, including ones significantly larger than hers. she either hates me or i've been very lucky with everyone else.

>>64210081
whores are always trash

>>64210214
how much money do you drop on shondo?

>>64210214
She just doesn't have anything to say to you or about what you say.

>>64210214
nah the favouritism is blatant here, its not just you. i bet she has chatterino highlight all her favourites

>>64209729
the most accessible* big streamer
*= if you are a favorite only

>>64210354
Then why does everyone else?

she literally responded to newfags at least 10 times this stream
also
>doomy thinks he's an empath

>>64210369
I refuse to imagine me being highlighted by her. The most reasonable is that she just read my comments without reading my name and just answer like she would any other comment. No need for some grand conspiracy involving shondo ignoring everyone but a few.

>>64210214
Maybe that's why she doesn't like you. You're an "unfunny faggot" so other streamers love you but she doesn't.

>>64210539
The age of favorites is over.

>>64210546
why else would she read so many boring comments from the same people? its not a grand conspiracy when she admitted to making favourite lists on X.

>>64210667
that's entirely fair. just sucks to realize you have no compatibility with the person you love.

>>64210711
Bro, you're claiming somewhat special to her. You don't see how that's fucking weird? Keep your cuck fetish for yourself.

>>64195596
just got home from work, missed whole stream
was this in offline chat?
what did she say how tall is FT?
fucking chatterino didn't log again

remember her public list where she added favorites first and got called out
lol

>>64210906
hes 6'2, which is manlet status for the shoggers who havent been filtered by now

>>64210928
I wasn't on it :(

>>64210928
called out, she got rate limited and complained intently that she wasn't done adding people

>>64210969
188cm? I'm just a few cm shorter POG

>>64211009
it's always just a coincidence, isn't it

>>64210969
>>64211065
>fallenshadow: i think hes 1.83?

>>64211065
shover

>>64210928
I was on her syadouchama list
got stalked once or twice

>>64210214
>>64210395
I don't think that's true. Unless I somehow became one of her new favourites in like 2 months since I'm as newfag as it gets. How would I even know if I'm a favourite? Access to her DM? Pretty sure anyone else involved in the community would have that.

>>64211095
yes? there's no add everyone at once button and Twitter does rate limit you if you add too many people at once.

>>64211106
185 here
WE ARE WINNING BROS

>>64211118
we can definitely tell who wasnt

>>64206001
this is some really dumb cope

I hate newfags

If you were over 180 your height was never the problem, youd tower over the 170cm Shondo (and any nondutch woman). It was something else.

>>64211301
but she did say her height was misdiagnosed, so she maybe a little shorter?
also said she shrink due to spine problems
you think all those are fibs?

>>64211452
yeah, ive never heard of someone shrinking

>>64211301
170??? She's fucking giant!

>>64211452
probably taller desu, just has really fkn bad posture due to no muscles. shed be in constant crippling pain if her vertebra were actually collapsing

>>64209729
you don't have to be the fag crying about favorites to accept that her chat is way faster than those with 5x her views and it results in her missing a lot
I'm not upset with her but I really can go to nearly anyone else and not have my messages lost unless it's like a vshojo or something

>>64211301
I have a hard time believing she's 5'7. Even moderately small women are much shorter. My ex was 4'11

>>64211187
it's just a coincidence that she only replies to the same names on twitter and in chat too. it's only a coincidence that she only replied to their DMs. it's only a coincidence that she only followed them on shadowchama. everything is one big coincidence. there aren't any favorites, silly idiot. jealous retard. stupid moron. the collective gaslighting going on here is really interesting.

>>64211564
Even 10 views are like that... I'm talking about out of stream relation.

>>64211538
thats pretty average for a nordic/british woman
>>64211600
thats because shes not small, the average height for women is 5'6, and thats before you filter out the migrants

>>64211536
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoliosis
she was sitting in a shitty chair for years

>>64211638
No, that's like 15cm above average.

>>64211638
>shes not small
she is

>>64211618
out of stream she's similar to anyone else her size I'd wager, although I think there's probably some similar sized ones that don't have to close their maros

>>64211604
she literally followed everyone who interacted with her on chama wtf are you talking about

>>64211697
wrong, unless youre fkn azn

>>64211743
didn't follow me, so you're wrong.

>>64211722
shes average, most women are her height these days, but you dont have to go the extra mile to make her feel happy

>>64210050
>earlier this year
newfags should stop trying to call people newfags

>>64211760
The average height in the uk for women is like 163.

>>64211777
so you didn't interact enough she followed <1 month subs who interacted a lot

>fall asleep
>don’t get to send my “thanks for the stream Shondo! Today was a lot of fun!” message.
>wake up to snuffy on my screen
what a whirlwind. Anything interesting happen in the last hour and a half?

>>64211777
skill issue

how comes newfags can get into her dm but i can't?

>>64211877
shondo was really bad at driving

>>64211825
yes this happened this year after she closed DMS for people who she doesn't follow

>>64211877
just the funnies worth to watch it

>>64211877
there was a joke about short people again
expect a funny tweet from retro

>>64211564
most big streamers are view botting, so there's really no way to tell if they actually have those numbers. usually if you see someone with a lot of viewers and a proportionally dead chat they're botting a good chunk of those numbers.

>>64211869
i interacted more than most. can you just accept that she's not a perfect person? why is this impossible for you to do?

>>64211816
and before you try it the average for UK is lower

>>64211647
link the right disease retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyphosis

>>64211924
I like how she’s a bad driver it’s cute

>>64211833
and half of them are tiny pakistanis, look at critters class, which is actual british people

>>64212001
>>64211647
nah, it's this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteoporosis

>>64211945
far from the first DM melty mate

>>64212097
nuh uh https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman

>>64212171
kek

>>64211971
you're right mate shondo is the only honest streamer

How do newfags sneak into her dms if she has them closed?

>>64212139
yeah I know but DMS were fine for months until she started following more people

>>64212210
she DMs me asking to see my model train collection

>>64212251
post the collection

>>64212216
she literally said it was the regulars that trauma dumped in her DMs. watch streams, newfag.

How can you say she isn't small when there's footage of her among thousands of people being the smallest girl at a concert and also shorter than the older critter who she has mentioned is 5'3

crap there was views on my clip. i hope she didn't notice that i clipped the moment where she giggled about "sea men"

>>64212298
the new follows were also regulars retard

>>64212324
she did. she and her mods always goes through the clips after stream to remove accidental ones etc. she thinks you're a fucking degenerate coomer now. it's so over for you...

>>64212396
jk i want her to know

>>64212313
Critter is fucking 5'7-5'8 too what are you talking about, do you even watch her?

>>64212446
BASED SMILECHAD

>>64212396
she stopped doing that months ago

On a personal level it’s a good thing that I’ve never had access to DM’s because it would go down exactly like this. Shondo scares me.

>>64212469
Wrong fucking critter you absolute mouthbreather. Did you listen to a word she said today, or any other day? She's said many times the younger critter is 5'7 and the tallest in the house aside from FT despite not even being a teenager yet, and that the older critter is much shorter than her. Listen when she fucking talks, she's said this many times

>>64212216
they were a problem when they were open, and then they were a problem again after she closed them and followed every regular
and then they were a problem AGAIN after telling people to stop
and then AGAIN when she had a new twitter
and before any of these interventions she complained on stream about them and threatened closing if people didn't behave
it's practically been a problem for her whole vtubing career

>>64212324
shes right next to a dude who is slightly taller than her. as much as one would expect from average heights

>>64212542
women are such low effort whores. they never fucking bother engaging unless you're 10/10 or rich. that guy is doing much better than her in that interaction. he's showing interest while she's doing fuck all. fuck her.

>>64212469
That's the younger critter. The one who screams and hits and shits on the floor at home but acts normal with friends.
The older critter is a lot shorter than her. That is the one she went to the concert with and gets along with well.
Neither of them were clearly tall, in a crowd of average height people they were both reaching the shoulders of the men to either side of them.

/shon/ - Stupid Height Obsessed Neggers

>>64212550
>Listen when she fucking talks, she's said this many times
she has also said on stream that she's 5'7'', so you only choose to believe her words when it suits you for some reason. very interesting.

>>64212568
I'm not disagreeing I'm just saying that she had some kind of sweet spot for a few months

>>64212550
you shiggers are changing history again. the concertnigs were just >180

>>64212575
When she was jumping she wasn't even the height of the guy beside her. Many people around them were several inches if not more taller than that guy. Check the POVs from behind, the reason you cannot see either Shon or the Critter in most of the footage is because they are absolutely tiny in the crowd. That's not above average height shit. I doubt the sweaty, nerdy, long haired, glasses wearing guys taking up the front row are all 190+.

>>64212575
what does this post even fucking mean in response to that

>>64212806
you were right all along, fleece. she really was 137 cm after all.

>>64212691
The older critter is short. The younger critter is tall. She said fucking years ago that the older critter was much shorter than the younger one.

>>64212542
Talk to women like you would talk to a man. But avoiding trying to do a dick measuring contest on the first meeting.

>>64212806
thats because he was the one 5'7 most native brits are way over 180. was he british or pakistani?

>>64212713
she really didn't, and we both know the older regulars are DM abusers

This thread is really really bad, shitposter you have accomplished your mission good job

>>64212897
shondo has said that she herself is 5'7''. on stream. clarified it for you since your brain is malfunctioning or something.

>>64212622
They're both doing pretty fucking bad.

>

>>64212691
She's brit. What does she know about the imperial system. I guess she would know what feet are since she's a footfag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPAceeMM6A

>>64212992
The fact that my loli wife is taller than me makes me laugh.

as much as i want her to be shorter than me, i think those guys at the concert were just beanpoles

>>64213141
protect that secret with your life
dont let her find out or it will be over

>>64213108
They fucking invented it you tard. Forest Elder didnt even fucking know metric.

>>64212922
that's hard. like my dick. wanna see?

>>64213196
this, after she found out im only 175 she stopped reading all my messages unless I spam the whole chat

yucky thread, i had a lot of fun today! eat my tiny penis shiggies

>>64213276
small penises are cute
kik?

>>64213272
kek, this one deserves a (you)

Sometimes I'm extremely glad I pretty much stick to /lig/ now. I shouldn't have ever posted here but I was so fucking excited to see her. This is all I will say on this shit.
She is absolutely and without a doubt not 5'7. 5'5 would be a push but I know 5'5 girls and I'd put her a little below that. She is not a dwarf or anything but she's average to a little below.
She was too far in front of me to know for sure but I'd put her at about 5'3-5'4. I am 6'0/180cm and I think she would've been about or just above my shoulder.
The older critter she went with might be about an inch taller than her so if you can pull out her ever mentioning a height on that one (funnily enough, I think them being close in size is why she only mentions the other critter's height, because she'd be doxxing herself). But I don't know if either of them were wearing platforms so take that with a pinch of salt, they're roughly the same size.
Now shut the fuck up.

dont bake for a while this thread is pure shit

>>64213431
why are you not believing the words of your own wife?

>>64213130
I accidentally hovered over the image and it fucking jumpscared me I thought she was coming out of the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N71S-Bc75gc

>>64213431
>This is all I will say on this shit.
>wall of text below
ok

>>64213140
they were 8 foot billionaires didn't you hear her say so

>>64213431
mom measured her again and had gotten it wrong so she's an inch or so shorter
lying about being tall or even just average would just be the funniest thing though, like why?

Manlets with me. Abandon this harlot and I will lead you to greater heights. I will take you to the women that will accept you for who you are.
Bean and Milky would love to have you.

I like Shondo a lot. She brings me lots of joy and I’m happy to have found her. :)

>>64213630
NTA but anorexic girls usually push their heights to the higher end of what's plausible because it makes their BMI lower.
She used to brag about being above average when she was on the brink of death.

>>64213635
>I will lead you to greater heights
you're already struggling as is kek

>>64213630
or she had it right the first time and did is incorrectly the second time? this thread just talked about how she's dyslexic and too retarded to work. but all of a sudden, when it suits your own narrative, she's perfectly capable. this really just is a cult at this point since nobody has a single genuine critical thought in their brains anymore.

>>64213140
They were mostly average some above average. I'm pretty sure thumb man is 6'2

Can you dumb niggers stop replying already holy shit

>>64213431
why would she lie about being 5'7?
maybe she's off by an inch but 3-4?
i want to believe you stalker bro

>>64213635
bean as in soya? im not a 10 year old boy

>>64213721
this is still being critical on her current insistence on being small? what's your problem

mimimimimi

>>64213948
Yes anon she's 173cm and everyone in that crowd is 20cm taller than her

>>64213948
>gold
golddigger whore

https://files.catbox.moe/hlh107.mp3

>>64213948
damn her shoe size shrunk dramatically too

>>64213948
so this is where the inch thing comes from. she thought she was 5'8 but is actually 5'7. glad we got that sorted out.

>>64214019
I kinda wish she still sounded like this
it's not mommy or loli it just sounds like a quiet british girl

>>64213897
Because she was dating a taller guy. She also used to say she was a big tiddy goth gf.

>>64213635
>with me
>Milky
>would love to have you
At least you tried, anon

>>64214151
you keep giving this defense but I've never seen one piece of evidence of these claims vs numerous posts where she consistently responds with the same height

So you'll take her word that she's sooo tall guys but you won't take concert footage of her being a head and shoulders shorter than people?
You'll say she was more honest and transparent then instead of now when she's flat as fuck but used to pad her chest like crazy and insist she had huge tits, which has been proven to not be true?

>>64214305
I'm schizo just like her
WE ARE

>>64214305
Yes of course they will, they are shitposting are you retarded or something?

>>64214305
last time i said to refer to the concert footage for an unrelated thing you people said we should trust her words rather than what we saw in the footage. now it's the other way around. you people are gold medalists in mental gymnastics.

>>64214305
still no evidence of this "yeah she said she had G cups!!!" except deflections she gave on stream a few months ago

>>64214305
ok i'm convinced.
full copium mode, my wife is as tall as me (5'4)
we are so back
Verification not required.

>>64213897
I don't know or care but this height shit has been going on far too long. I saw her and I can tell you what I saw. I don't give a shit about your stupid semantics and old clips. Believe whatever you want to believe but you're all schizos and it is exhausting to deal with this.

>>64214151
Are you implying shondo isn't a perfect legal loli virgin waifu but actually a real woman with mental health issues that lies and hurt herself due to her illness and it's actually a tragedy?

you guys are the most retarded fags i have ever seen
you want to know how tall she is? go find THAT video, she has her asmr mic in there, figure out how tall the asmr mic is, stack it next to her, do some math
now stop arguing about this shit

>I don’t see anything WRONG with sex work
>I just think there’s too much of it
This made me laugh.

>>64214405
do your fucking reps newfag

Clearly she just genetically engineered the concert to make sure every man around her was 7 feet tall

>>64214305
footage shows she is the height she claims

Find the gif retard

>>64214542
yeah nothing is what I thought

>>64214482
they can't do reps because they got spoonfed everything in the past

>>64214578
I believe this is something my 150IQ sizequeen wife can and would do

>>64214003
tbf if you were short would you want to be front row? nah youd hide in the back, plus tall=more succesful so they could afford the tickets. hard to believe shondo didnt shoot her shot there desu

>>64214106
makes sense
>>64214057
kek, either shes lying about all her body metrics now or critter replacement theory is real, except she took over for Younger Critter

If this is 5'7 everyone else in that crowd is 6'6. She and the rest of the front row are on a ramp as well
https://youtu.be/72yC1IqFBG8?si=1FrET56y20yBgJcI&t=170

>>64214790
i'm a turbo manlet and i made SURE i was next to the barrier when i saw babymetal. pushed my way to front but wasn't gonna push someone off the barrier

>>64214908
nice dox faggot
and yes, see >>64214790
theyre probably 6'2-6'4

>>64214969
good job not getting smoshed to death Shondos Smallest Soldier

Imagine going to the baby metal show but you can’t see anything because Shondo is blocking your view kek

It's almost impossible to catch her in a wide shot because she's tiny, even jumping constantly.
Heightschizos are exhausting. I don't care what your height is but if you're not taller than her you definitely aren't a man.

>>64215133
theres a gif that just shows her from the front she is only slightly smaller than an average dude

>>64214908
>>64215024
I refuse to believe that this is shondo.

>>64215133
yeah yeah I get it 5'7 is a girl height fuck off I'm going to watch Soya

>>64215096
thanks anon, the harder part was the crowdsurfers

sex with my 5'4 little sister wife shondo

Why is talking about Shondo's IRL appearance allowed?

>>64215188
she even preemptively used the
>I was on a wedge
cope
the front rowers were legit just tall bc they were higher class

I have an irrational insecurity that Shondo wouldn’t like me if she found out I don’t run very fast

>>64215394
why dont you run fast? short legs?

>>64215348
its not but fags do it so often and jannies are so lazy it cant all be removed

>>64215133
What she said about the front row being on an incline makes sense, the entire front row is taller than the one behind it. That makes it even crazier to imagine how small she could be.
>>64215188
She and the critter were standing on the fence for a while of the concert. That was a few seconds. You can see her in motion for several full songs that show she is much smaller than everyone else.

>>64215485
because they were over 6 feet, like the average wealthy native british man

You idiots are at this again? Fucking timeloop general, that's what this is.

>>64215565
Anon… they’re all greasy looking losers..

>>64215640
he did say british

>>64215640
with money. you cannot get a good job if youre short=bad health=bad brain

>finds bloody rope in truck of car
>that’s hot
She’s so goofy

Counter argument. Shondo has tiny feet.

>>64215918
I want them on my dick

>>64215454
actually yes. I’m not a good sprinter but I’m a very good distance runner.

>>64214880
or she lied about them before, but lying about your shoe size *not* being small sounds even weirder than lying that you're average height

Ohhh you can see the other twintail girl with the big nose in that shot, just in front of the guy with his phone out and screen visible in the middle, abd surprise she’s way taller than Shondo too.

shondo i know you're here settle this madness and tweet your real height (4'11)

>>64216037
probably dutch, no other girl was that tall

>>64216130
There’s no other girls on the front row aside from the critter and that twintail girl is still shorter than all of the guys.