/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>64197570
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I'm off to work, please give Ruze kisses from me

>>64197589
Amen

LETHAL COMPANY PERMS DOKOOOO???

LEADER LOVE AND APPRECIATION (and sex)

https://twitter.com/____crown_____/status/1733558434526814466/photo/1

I MISSED MY BRO RUZE
I have no idea how the guy was able to yell so much in the collab when he had his wisdom teeth removed, I know people who can barely speak for the next few days

>>64197792
I will lick him enough for the both of us

>>64197989
I always wonder why Crown's pictures are so small

>>64197989
This artist's work is so weird to me because they "look good" but I don't feel anything looking at them, I don't know how to explain but it is kinda soulless

>>64198160
yeah same, it looks good but all their work just looks the same

LATE

>>64197989
oh we are very cute! I love that artist's style, thanks for sharing

>>64197589
amen.
ruze is fucking dead

I can't believe Ruze already hates his fans

>>64198160
to me it feels so crowded that i have no fucking idea what i'm looking at
like it's ai or something

HE'S COMING

>>64198392
AI, that's actually a good way of putting it

>>64198392
I don't like calling someone's art AI just because it looks weird because that's so common and so many people are accused because of that but.. yeah, it do look like AI even tho I think it isn't. Maybe they use AI as a tool, I've seen some doing it

RUZE TELLY
https://youtu.be/v5koLA2xddk
https://youtu.be/v5koLA2xddk
https://youtu.be/v5koLA2xddk

why the fuck is octavio so fucking hot? its fucking unreal

Oh no Ruze's internet is shitting itself

RUZE ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/v5koLA2xddk
https://youtu.be/v5koLA2xddk
https://youtu.be/v5koLA2xddk

it keeps skipping and is crunchy as hell

Ruze bro.. this is unwatchable

CRUNCH

we have to save him from southern elysium

does he think teeth are bones

>>64198709
He has demonic blood

I'm not having any issues with his stream

>>64198511
I don't think this artist uses ai, probably they just don't have many patterns of face expression. Anyway here isn't where to criticize someone's artstyle I think

i'm having issues with his stream. my weenie is hard for some reason

>>64198849
eh, I can and will criticize people's artstyle of what people post /here/

Goldbullet riding the dino while Octavio facesits Jurard

>>64198511
I think it's just bad beginner art kek, same face syndrome, details that makes no sense, busy background, face looks a but uncanny

>>64198959
and ruze?

man his voice is genuinely so cool

>>64198970
>Crown
>Beginner art
What

>>64199017
remember when anons thought he'd drop it in a week

>>64199017
It's terrible but bearable

>>64199118
>remember when
They haven't been here even for a month

nta but our fight is the next one >>64193709
thins are behind the schedule it seems

>>64199150
i think it's fine but i hate his wet laugh

>>64198942
Do you feel good by shitting on the artists when you can't do anything productive for the boys?

>>64199195
I'm not shitting on anyone, retard, I'm criticizing it, it means giving my opinion. Stop being butthurt for someone else, or if you're the artist then kys go back to xitter

>>64199195
dude chill, when you put yourself on the internet you open yourself to criticism. no one is saying it's ugly or bad, just that there is something off with it

>>64198970
Flaws aside, I'd say that's hardly "beginner" art. If you follow the boys or even just watch streams, you'll surely be exposed to actual beginner art.
Not that I find anything wrong with that, as it's all fanart and artists of all skill levels showing their support to the boys. I just find it disingenuous to call that beginner level.

>>64199174
meet me here again in a month anon

>>64199195
holy shit who cares. Do you know what website you're on right now

offtopic, but I found an oldie

>>64199108
Sorry it's worded badly I meant like its a common beginner error but they probably never fixed the problem like just got better at drawing but the composition is still janky

ruze will get me pregnant

>>64199269
Okay, maybe I'm too sensitive to the word "ai" kek

Why do these boys have such shit internet...

I hope he does the Guts build

DIE ISP

>>64199323
I think it's called rendermaxxing or something similar, people don't care about anything else if the colors look pretty

I will make Ruru-chan's internet connection stable at this hour for the rest of time.

>>64199284
>>64199323
Please see my reworded statement, it's not badly drawn it just looks weird

ngl I hope one day we get a chuuba that never takes the mask off

>>64197570
Take down this image. Only Ruze can upload it.

>>64199481
How do you know OP isn't Ruze?

This is the first time I've been forcefully ejected from a stream

RUZE IS DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>64199449
Bane chuuba

how do we make Ruze like loli or at least tolerate it?

>>64199596
Ask Altare

>>64199596
why should he?

>stream dies
>everyone gets redirected into a waiting room
rumao

WE NEED TO SAVE HIM

>>64199596
he don't want you

>>64199596
Find the cutest and funniest femRuzader as on offering
>>64199628
roru

>>64199596
Axel should record some oneeshota in EN for him

crmzn rz

Free him

>>64199677
I think that would turn him off even more

Get better internet

Ruze... :(

When I think about my ideal chuuba I then realize it's basically just Flay with adhd meds

>>64199150
>>64199193
bad taste

Gorimane on the telly

>>64199819
That's nice Flay

>>64199920
YOU HATE ME
wait, would the meds fix that?

/mans/ is up next on Lord of the Board and facing /hag/!
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

GORIMANE ON THE TELLY
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

LET'S FUCKING GO GORIMANE

holy kek... gorimane...

do we get the n-word pass while gori's fighting

THE TRANSFORM

GORIMANE GET UP YOU FUCKING JOBBER

>>64199872
what the hell does this mean

I hate Ruru (name) so much

>>64198993
assaulted by a yume

GORIMANE IKZ

KING KONG THAT BITCH

I can't tell who's winning....

Should I get a flay membership? How are his members streams?

gorimane is destroying the arena...

>>64198993
Sitting in the cuck chair, sobbing.

GORIMANE CHILL

REF IS FUCKING RIGGED

Gori is jobbing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fKUgAODYgg

why is he making fun of bald..........

GORIMANE POINT LET'S GOOOOOO

GORIMANE YOU FUCKING JOBBER

We still love you Gorimane...

draw...

A FUCKING DRAW GORIMANE YOU FUCKING JOBBER

Wait a draw, what does that mean for us?

dmc would fit ruze's chuuni vibe

/mans/ager doko, how's it looking for us?

>>64200555
All of the following are worth one point in the group stage
>pins: 1 points
>submission: 0 points
>win: 0 points
Total /mans/ points: 1

>>64200555
you get a point

>>64200650
>>64200657
Nice

Bro just got his heart popped out

>>64200216

>>64201180
kek

>>64201180
KEK Saved

>>64201180
kek

His voice is becoming more natural, the gravel isn't as aggressive

>>64201180
Perfect

>>64201315
You're just getting used to it

It would be pretty easy to roofie ruze

>>64201315
it comes and goes imo

>>64201377
No I can hear the difference

>>64201415
I guess

Ruze is a Barbie enjoyer.

>damn you're SHORT

>>64201711
s-shut up! 5'10 isn't short....

>>64201778
its pretty tall for girls

>>64201897
but anon....

That wasn't very culturally sensitive of you, Ruze

Ruze is a used pantsu enjoyer

>>64197570
>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS VN WISHLIST ON STEAM
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HoloARMIS Debut Celebration MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_debut

>HoloARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZM_j14-ILQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo8KqPqKsqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQoFTPfrNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHG8CGNgsNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhDfZCkXZI

>ruze hates mint chocolate chip ice cream
based, me too

New Lethal Company update roru
https://twitter.com/ZeekerssRBLX/status/1733580581571822027

>Hakka is so easy
TOT

>>64199391
Southern Elysium being a deserted wasteland where everyone struggles to survive is no joke

>>64199872
This genuinely reads like an auto-complete tweet.

Funnt how he wanted to maintain an idol image at first but just lets his pottymouth run now

>>64199872
>tsundere
Nah he'd be yandere. Bettel would be the tsundere, Hakka would be kuudere and Shinri would be the true ending.

>>64202396
why can't we have nice things too

>>64200290
Primarily consists of
>ASMR drawing
>ASMR reading
>ASMR piano
>Watchalongs
I got filtered out when he got the ASMR mic, I fucking hate that shit, but if you like it then they should be comfy

Reminder that real men run a full-red class party in this game

has anyone seen a translated tempus fan comic on twitter lately?
I saw it on my timeline but it disappeared just before I clicked it

>>64202796
4-sorcerer spell sync gang all the way

>>64202776
i am an asmr guy so it should appeal to me, thanks anon.

>>64202452
>Hakka frequently talks about Ruze the most and how sweet and kind he is on private chats
Ruze sweet-talking Hakka into doing all his twisted sexual fantasies with him
TTOTT

>>64202684
I have a hard time seeing hakka as a kuudere

>>64202684
>>64203405
Yeah, he is pretty expressive and straight forward with his feelings/emotions.

>>64203575
The deredere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SocoI31n2AY

>>64203781
Is this the judge Magni copy he didn't want to do?

>>64203925
retard

>>64203973
Well, is it?

>>64203781
timely frame, nice

>>64203781
This is just a regular zatsu, it's not even different as so much of his zatsu is him having hot takes that his viewers disagree. What even is the point of it?

>>64204082
That is the point

>>64204181
the point is him calling it something else just to attract people that think it is a special stream?

>>64204082
>Anon discovers fun for the first time

Would you want to be a gnome?

>>64204228
>implying it is fun

I've never heard someone say masc presenting and femme presenting out loud

>>64202871
Is it this? It's not new but it showed up on my TL again recently
https://x.com/sugi_ken11/status/1656814298377887746?s=20

>>64204277
All armis fans are gnomes

>>64204474
Gnarmis

>>64204415
yes! thank you

>>64204302
Ew, did Ruze actually?

sex with bettel

>>64203781
What the

>>64204706
missing <>

>>64204082
Wait, it's just a themed zatsu, not a show?

sexpest is gonna sexpest
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1733597795360067895

>>64204706
>free-ai-image

>>64205173
The whole concept is bringing up "controversial" topics and he discusses them with chat or a guest. He probably has assets and some kind of different dynamic, this is just the pilot tho

>>64205176
aww sexpest schizo, we missed you

>>64205176
i have bad news about hololive productions if this is sexpest behavior to you

>>64205176
>talking about producing ASMR content
>sexpest
???

>>64205225
oh tempura artist twitter is gonna love this

>>64204706
Bettel's using AI when he has an army of artists that will draw anything he asks in a moment's notice?

>Tell me /pol/

>chuuba: I like pickles but onions are okay too I guess
>chat: BASED BASED BASED

>>64205521
he's just like me fr fr

>>64205521
Those are actually my two favourite burger toppings, so...

>>64205521
I miss when based wasn't so overused

>>64205385
Ngl as an casual artist AI generated pictures piss me off because they use art made by people to create them, sometimes even copying them almost one to one

>>64205225
potentially awkward conversation

>>64205521
Onions suck as a topping, but they're okay otherwise.

>>64205653
nigga who the fuck would actually care about ai if they just stick to their own devices and just DRAW
i hate retards like you who just cry and complain about being mogged by ai, why not GET GOOD? because goddamnit, either way it's going to fucking happen. please just fuck off to >>>/ic/

>>64203033
Ruze is so lucky..

>>64205521
Caramelized onions or no onions at all on my burg.

>>64204302
Is it not just saying masculine and feminine

>>64205653
Yes, that's what I was getting at. Should I have used one of those /hj or whatever? Ignore the cringe fucker roleplaying as a dino

>>64205864
You know that if people didn't draw those things before the AI would have nothing to use to create it's images. People would care it's a dude that just takes two different drawings and mash them together with minimal editing, why would machine made images be any different

>>64205864
it's never been about being good or mogged, it's always been about profit kek. that's why people didn't blink at selling pngs for 1000s of dollars worth in crypto a minute ago. it was about money and making it

bettel is so fucking boring, i though he was supposed to be funny

>>64206121
I like Bettel's streams, it's just that in bigger collabs like that last one he's too quiet.

>Bettel endorses the use of AI art for monetized content

>>64206121
He might not use the humor style you find funny and that's fine. I personally love his sense of comedic timing

>>64206210
That collab was too noisy overall

Is anybody watching Ruze at all

>>64206270
Don't worry, Bettel is a poor baby boy that didn't know any better despite being in his late 20s

>samefag from catalog trying his best

>>64206347
Who?

>>64206347
I like him but I get the feeling he is one of those guys who will troon out at some point and I can't shake it off

>>64206418
We like troons in /mans/

So, the boys aren't getting new year outfits then?

So much embarrassing baiting...

>>64206493
ew, no.

>>64206347
I am but there isn't anything to talk about outside of inventory mana-
>no stupid hats
dropped

>>64206105
i promise you there are hundreds of artists crying about how "good" so is and how their own art is garbage it's complete stupidity
>>64206023
>roleplaying
are you a retard?

ON TODAY'S HOT TOPIC BANZOIN HAKKA HAS A PUSSY. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.

>>64206493
the fuck are you on who would even want a self mutilating tranny >>>/lgbt/ go back faggot

BETTEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SocoI31n2AY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SocoI31n2AY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SocoI31n2AY

HOT TOPIC ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/SocoI31n2AY
https://youtu.be/SocoI31n2AY
https://youtu.be/SocoI31n2AY

>>64206622
More like helly, am I right?

>>64206641
>helicopter
>pilot episode

>>64206619
>self mutilating tranny
what is this, 1980?

>>64206604
But this is a known fact though?

I've been seeing chat say "on the telly" for the past few months, what happened

the area ruze is in pretty annoying, especially at the beginning. its an easy trap

>>64206717
Honestly it's been going on for a while, I'm guessing someone broke containment in a discord and starmin loved it or something

>>64206418
Most guys who do that kind of thing are manhaters. Your average catalogfag is more likely to troon out than Ruze.

>>64206717
Altare even said it once so I think it has been out for a while

was stamina always this easy to run out of in early dragon's dogma? it's been a long time

>>64203925
yes

Literally the worst topic to start with

>>64206845
yes.

My eyes

>>64206692
no this is 4chin

>>64206810
I- You have no idea how wrong you are but this is not the place for it

I got a real hot topic here

bettel is so stupid and i love him

The hot topic should be whether AI is ok to use or not

This sounds familiar.

pure kino

>>64206718
something something wolves always travel in packs

>>64206916
Did Bettel never watch Judge Magni, what a fake friend

>>64206845
Using your skills and sprinting when not using them only really somewhat worked on like the Strider job tree.

>>64206691
His autistic infodumps have bewitched me

I like the red backlighting Bettel has on right now

HAKKA ON THE PURPLE TELLY
https://www.twitch.tv/porcelainmaid
https://www.twitch.tv/porcelainmaid
https://www.twitch.tv/porcelainmaid

https://twitter.com/jestertamer/status/1733371224728781145

Isn't this just a regular Bettel zatsu

>>64207057
noice

>>64207057
Welcome down my chimney

>>64207056
well yeah, he's not very creative or high effort

>>64207039
I didn't know he was gonna be on Jowol's date series, nice. Enjoyed the one he had with Leader.

>>64206897
What? His reasoning is solid. Oh, and go back

Why is flayong watching ruze for 2 hours

>>64207057
WHORE

>>64207122
let him do this otherwise we will have a bettel 2 collab stream everyday

did he went to the hill yet?

>>64207056
no, don't you hear the epic music

The fuck does “male wife” even mean

>>64207039
twitch hate, but I will tune in for birb

>>64207057
HO HO HO

>>64207057
who is the target audience for this?

>>64207057
rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

bettel if you don't calm down i'm gonna kiss you

>>64207235
women

>>64207185
men that do wifely tasks

>>64207185
Basically just zoomer for "house husband"

>>64207161
he loves VA content

>>64207185
anon where have you been

>>64207185
Start with a babygirl, pull out the boyfailure, add a dash of rizz, and throw in a little mommy energy

>>64207167
Oh don't worry, I won't take the criticism to him, I don't want him to have another panic attack and go to the hospital because someone said mean things to him

>>64207235
me

>>64207159
Nah, most troons just watch too much lesbian porn and get it in their heads that they are actually lesbian and now lesbians are obligated to suck their feminine penis

>>64207161
there's a small new audience around Armis so he's making sure people know he exists

>1:30 ad break just minutes in
twitch HATE

Giving ghosts their happy ending, huh...

BANZOIN HAKKA HAS SEX WITH OLD GHOSTS FOR MONEY

>>64207340
baiting them with jerma references

>syrup gutters

I want to walk through mysterious foggy forests with Ruze too...

>>64207425
I call them syrup foxholes

"I am a high level exorcist but I put all my points into charisma"

>>64207161
Ruze threatened to throw him around like a flail ingame and it kept him hot and bothered enough to stay

Bettel gets to live another day

>>64207299
Which sounds like the typical catalog poster who self inserts with the CGDCT and Yuri baiting some girls do. It's why every other board calls /vt/ posters /vt/rannies

ill? From pancakes? Bettel what

Monster fuckers represent.
But yeah I'm in the vanilla camp for monster fucking, some of it's out there by my standards.

>>64207362
get an ad blocker

>>64207530
i'm starting to think he's got sensitive tummy girl disorder

>>64207530
He's a speshul babby boi with weak tummy

Leader...spare them...

thought phantom was hanging by his neck for a second

I'm not watching twitch, where's the archive going to be uploaded?

>>64207554
For me I go as far as khajiits, the sexy accent is mandatory

"Goku is literally my cousin"

>>64207595
AIEEEEEE

i'm afraid to supa my oshi because he has so many views...my old oshi has less than half the views so it never bothered me. i could just send an empty supa, but i also kinda wanna write something nice..ahh

>>64207673
supa the freechat when he's off air

>>64207648
it came up on youtube before

>>64207648
if jowol doesn't have an archive channel on a different site then it will probably just be on twitch

>>64207648
https://www.youtube.com/@PorcelainMaidVODs/videos

>>64207749
o7

Jowol has been blue-balling Hakka for months...

>>64207299
I guess janny felt called out kek

>>64207648
https://youtube.com/@PorcelainMaidVODs
Usually a few days after the livestream.
If you have a mobile download client like Tubemate, just dl the vod on twitch.

>>64207668
I'd believe it.

how can bettel not understand bakery vs store bread

>>64207673
What exactly is your fear? What could happen that's holding you back?

Premium gas station bathrooms...

>>64207897
his parents never raised him to be cultured, even for americans

>>64207897
how did he make it to age 21 without learning how to tie bags? how does he still not know how to use a hair tie? the answer is always the same: bettel 2 took all the oxygen in the womb and now bettel is retarded. it's that simple.

>Away for a bit
>Sit back down
>First thing I see is Ruze throwing an old man down some stairs

My husband flay is VERY normal

WHY IS IT CONSTANTLY BOOFERING AHHHHHH PAJEETS STOP SPILLING THE CURRY

Bettel masturbating live on stream

>>64208093
aniki is a bad influence

bettel should do a zerk off stream

ohhh bettel said "sex"

ruze is cringe and has bad taste. >verification not required

Didn't Shinri think Bettel was the most unseiso? I wonder what he says off stream

>shinri is actually very wholesome
>just knows a lot of shit
makes sense

https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1733599888422654165
I'm not ready

>>64207243
I was thinking about this picture the other day and finally put together why it was funny to me
It looks like that one picture/webm people posted a lot at one point of a bird (hawk?) screaming because its friend died

>>64208424
someone in chat said it best: shinri is just a healthy adult male

Hakka is a dolly botherer...

>People actually fighting that Altare is "unseiso"
Literally fucking how

scattellion, your time is now

Free smoothie with 6 Tempus Guild job requests - what a deal!

Axel has straight up talked about if he was fucking a pregnant lady being afraid his dick would hit the babies head or some shit.

Flayon WISHES he could say that shit with confidence.

I love ruze so much it's unreal

The polls keep coming up as blank on my screen so I just pick a random option and argue whatever it was because I have no strong feelings about anything in life

>Flayon won
Unironically all clip watchers voted for him unironically

>>64208511
altare can be unseiso but to say he IS unseiso is pushing it

>>64208511
He's got you fooled if you think he's all seiso

>>64208511
No idea lmao because he acts scary?? Baby was asking about the metal in bras, he is the most seiso to me at least

This poll is exactly why watching just clips do nothing to help Stars.

>>64208606
I just don't watch Axel that much desu

>Hakka showing off his muscles to Jowol
WHORE

WALL OF DEATH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0di86QbH-9Q

Is he counting language as unseiso?

>We can start giving everyone passes
N

>"I bodyslammed a kid for making fun of my parents getting divorced"
Based Hakka

Its the apex thing just today? as in there isn't a day 2 and everything is decided and done today

>>64208756
Yes.

Bettel is a Flay apologist. Or maybe he just memoryholes all big collabs...

>Chat keeps bringing up Magni and Vesper

>>64208850
Just today

>>64208958
Maybe you do

>streams EU-friendly hours
>is surprised tea is winning over coffee

I just realized I have never seen a solo Flayon clip

>>64209048
Runt of Tempus

Its called a teahouse you fuck

"What is this family-friendly treatment I'm getting? Am I fucking Dora?"

>>64208379
He is best friends with Magni, that should tell you all you need

>>64209005
Let's be real, that wasn't even the most unseiso thing in that collab.

>>64209184
I'm getting flashbacks of his debut stream...

Jowol offering him a kiss on the forehead and a tuck into bed...

>>64209207

Tea is leaf juice

everytime Bettel shares his inclinations makes me concern of how much lifespan he has, not even surprise the doctors went hard on him

>>64209005
Tempus + Armis Jackbox when
Bettel and Altare have to be there too. No excuses

>>64209258
coffee is bean water

>>64209235
He never got Shinri to hurt his prostate...

>>64209258
She got the last laugh after all

>>64209232
That is very cute

>ooh milk tea yummy
babettel love...

>>64209333
he said stummy... he's really a baby

Yknow. I miss Vettel.

>>64209274
>don't sleep
>subsist entirely on garbage
it's no wonder why our boys are always ill

>>64209379
Same. I rewatch their interview sometimes, they really had a nice dynamic together.

jesus christ bettel........

>who are you membered to?
>who will you member from armis?

Clown loves his slop

AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
EXORCISE THE DEMON HAKKA

>>64209381
I dont remember timestamp but when jurard said something like
>no no dont eat just the ramen, eat real regular food!
I was like wow

but that's all he eats

>Banzoing Hag

Bettel's stealth ryona bait is too powerful. Im a pacifist yet this level of pedantic categorization makes me wanna see him suffer

Flay on the TELLY

>>64209678
THEN LINK IT ASSHEAD
https://youtu.be/XB2hnnGq5OQ
https://youtu.be/XB2hnnGq5OQ
https://youtu.be/XB2hnnGq5OQ

holy fuck his accent on chocolate

>>64209274
Bettel will die of diabetes, Axel of heart attack because of all the grease he ingests, Hakka and Goldie to environmental hazards, Altare will take his own life and Shinri will attempt to communicate with his ghost to have ghostsex but ends up summoning a demon that kills him. Flayon says you hate me to a wrong person. Jurard's scream will trigger an avalanche when he finally sees some snow, Octavio is just too weak and frail, ends up being crushed by something. Ruze will wander off to the woods or desert when his time is coming to die alone

bettel has a lot of balls telling some people in his chat to see a doctor kek

>>64209785
WRONG! Anybody mentioned in this thread by name will die via orgasm.

>>64209785
>Shinri will attempt to communicate with his ghost to have ghostsex but ends up summoning a demon that kills him.
Knowing Shinri, he was trying to summon an incubus in the first place.

>Someone called me a virtual twink yesterday
I mean. They are not wrong.

Holy kek

>>64209785
life isnt like danganronpa, people dont die of causes based on what theyre themed after
all will die of unglorified disease, accidents, suicide, and murder assigned randomly

>Jowol: People want me to be a woman so bad
>Hakka: Trust me I know lol

A nigga like me does Shoe Shoe Sock Sock

>>64209605
Jurard is a really surprising candidate for vtubing in a lot of ways. When he talked about how he touches grass a lot and basically wants to have other people with him every time he leaves his home...it was almost weird.

>>64210056
>PLEASE BE A WOMAN
>PLEASE BE IN LONDON

>>64210056
BUT HAKKA IS A WOMAN!!!

>>64197570
My face in Ruze's tits

>>64210079
This is a hobby/business that is built for introverts and needs. So the few that come in that are (relatively) functioning human beings tend to be refreshing.

>>64209970
Shinri would definitely let himself be sucked to death by an Altare-shaped incubus desu

>>64210199
*NEETS
I jobbed...

>>64209970
He would die happy for sure

>>64210229
>Altare reveals the prank, and that it was him all along and not a real incubus
>Shinri is still drained of life and energy anyways

>>64210229
giwtwm

>>64199596
Actually he doesn't mind loli, just not when it's sexualized like with Wakfu

Hakka's getting uppies from Jowol!

"Something awakened in me just now"

Flayon is being very adorable right now. I love his gremlin noises.

It’s amazing how Bettel has been on the wrong side of literally every single topic

>made both answers blue

Checked Holodex to see where people are talking about Hakka. Who is this Porcelain guy? Some popular twitch tranny?

Hakka and Jowol doing the two-people in one big trenchcoat gag...

>>64210537
It's his schtick. He literally the most normal Tempus member but the only one that insists that he is weird

>>64210611
Are they both that short?

I HATE THE DRESS

The dress is blue and black abut the picture is blue-ish white and gold
It's that simple

>>64210608
He’s pretty funny sometimes but i’ve only seen clips

>>64210608
a babi

>>64210537
nah you're just wrong

I can't believe he's making people argue about this in 2023

>>64210608
He's an indie. The gimmick is that he's a man who is trapped inside a doll, so he acts completely male but has a female model.

>Dress psyop
Dude, deadass it reminds me of that timmythick thing that actually turned out to be a fucking psyop.
Insane shit.

>>64210787
Oh, thanks.
>a man who is trapped inside a [female] doll
I know at least a few people must have related that to being a tranny lol

are we doing Bettel or TSB/SS for OP?

Why do people want to beat and rape Bettel?

he's retarded

>>64210787
I didn't know there was an actual lore to it when I first saw him interviewing Altare. I just assumed it was a bit.

>>64210856
There’s still two/three hours left for TSB, I would go Bettel

>>64210797
>timmythick
I regret searching this through images first

>>64210856
tsb

>>64210905
watch streams

>>64209556
"ain't no fucking way" he said seeing how short Hakka is
then he gave him uppies

>>64210905
he's a beautiful whiny brat with a pale delicate body, he's pretty much made for it

>>64210485
Cute roon...and yes, Flay has been too cute lately.....his FF stream yesterday was so comfy.....

>>64210905
He's so stupid I feel the need to take it out on him physically

Very based take, Flayon.

>someone said they don't like animals