/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

How was the collab oomfies? going to watch it back now

Jutard should donate me some of his energy how does his voice endure doing that for 2 hours straight

>>64178168
His ingestion of 1 liters of cum daily helps lubricate his throat

Jutard donating some of his energy in my

So far every Armis collab has been just mush of noise for me, I have no clue what happened in any of them because of all the yelling

Would you trust your oshi with a baby?

Jutard should have sex with me

>>64178911
Despite everything I think Axel would actually make a great dad, so yes

i miss when boys used to put the live2ds on screen when collabing, i think only hq did that with their 4man collabs

>>64178840
yep yep, same here. I brought it up during their last collab and people got mad because apparently, a bunch of boys competing to be the loudest motherfucker in the room for 2 hours is just SO funny you wouldn't understand

>>64178981
potato rig hort

>>64178992
glad I'm not the only one, I'm past the age of loud=funny so I hope they tone down in the coming months

When will I get a Ruztavio stream, I need it.

>>64178981
>10+ people all with their live2d on the screen
You'd need a fucking quantum computer to stream this kek

What the fuck is this game and do EN have perms for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_oO77alBhs

>>64179238
>do EN have perms for it
They do

>>64178911
Depends on which oshi.
Bettel- Fuck no he is a disaster magnet he would def kill the baby.
Hakka- Yes I would, Hakka is semi responsible I think he'd do ok at caring for a baby.
Ruze- If I was desperate yes, He'd keep the baby alive but the kid will likely be wielding a deadly weapon when I get back.
Goldie- I would without thinking. Goldie would be great at babysitting a kid I think although he does have a ton of guns I think he'd keep them locked up when not in use. If nothing else to keep them away from his idiot guild mates so they don't shoot each other.

>>64179287
AXEL please play!

>>64179147
So far Armis has their models only when doing one one one collabs, I want to see all four of them when they play monster hunter

>>64179238
torture. and yes

are we done samefagging?

>>64179310
>4 oshi
Whore

>>64176741
Amen

Bettel love, I'm glad he seemed to have fun in the collab after the rocky start

>>64177250
niji should be doxxed

>>64179872
And what of it? I may be a whore but I never go hungry, I always have plenty to eat between the 4 of em. The idea of only having one oshi is impractical I adore all my boys and I am a very happy whore dangit.

So Tempus and HQ are just not getting any new years outfits I'm assuming at this point

>>64180196
if you're a woman, having more than one male partner is a sin punishable by rape correction and then death after rape

>>64180228
>Tempus and HQ

>>64180313
kek they make it so obvious

this nigga jealous and seething over anon fucking some 2d cardboard cutouts

>>64180313
meant to say tempus or HQ. point still stands. I'm holding out for an announcement soon since there's still plenty of time but it'd be a real kick in the balls if theres nothing

>>64180358
>tempus or HQ

>tempus or HQ
stop, you're really embarrassing yourself kek

>>64180373
Yes, because HQ is overdue for outfits by half a year almost and Altare and Axel deserve it more than anyone at this point? Go back

>>64180430
Are you saying HQ are not part of Tempus?

>>64180196
I mean 4 is a bit much no? I'm a whore but I still only have 2 oshis

>>64180485
Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.

>>64180187
based

>>64180574
What does HQ stand for hmmm? High Quality? And what is VG? Viagara Gel?

>>64180574
Ah yes, Regis Altare, Leader of the HQ guild

>>64180616
>what is VG? Viagara Gel?
Finally Flayon and Shinri make a lot more sense

>>64180621
Who is HQ I only know Templus and Armpit

>>64180731
I only know of Tempiss and Tempoop

>>64180771
Is HQ piss and VG poop or is it the other way around

>>64180824
HQ is definitely piss

Nature Anon here. Second mystery species caught or rather he caught me. I was doing my round when i suddenly found myself tangled in strings which this fellow seemingly made. Luckily he didn't try to eat me and set me free right away but it was a scary few minutes. When I started heading back he followed me and cooperated with all the physical exams. We determined he is highly social and possess the entertainer gene previously only seen in Bettel variants. For him preforming comes in the form of puppet shows seemingly normally using their prey. The use of prey as puppets seems to be out of necessity rather then instinct as when provided a large box of old dolls and stuffed animals he excitedly used them instead. He seemed kinda sad when I had to leave but was satisfied when I promised to watch his show again. I hope to find a suitable cage mate for him easier said then done as being newly discovered means lack of info for which species would house well with him.

>>64180881

>>64180902
cute

>>64180902
Cute cat can we cross breed him?

>>64180563
Perhaps. Do normal folk chose their oshis? I kinda had no control over it I just fell for Gibby and Ruze and already had Hakka and Bettel. I wasn't going to turn my back on those 2 just cuz I had new shiny play things so it kinda just ended with me having 4 oshis. This may be in part because I just love all of Holostars EN in general with these 4 being tied for first place in a very close competition.

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1733417728801952211

look at this mouth breather

>>64181129
I'm a picky bitch so I'm very selective about who I like so I have a small amount of oshis

>>64180228
>Tempus and HQ

I hakooshi tempus and it's looking like I might hakooshi stars en, you are all in the kiddie league

>omg, do normal people chose their favs? It just happened to me!
This whole "oshi" larp thing is the dumbest shit people took from /jp/ and idols in general. Duh, people watch and mostly support their favs, sometimes you have several fav streamers for example. How is having a fav any different from this "oshi" crap? So stupid, it's like people want to pretend to be japanese neets who watch streamers/idols instead of making friends/relationships irl

>>64181255
I always get the most intense desire to kiss him on the mouth when he makes that face. It's too cute.

>>64181505
You sound like a twitter kid

>>64181129
nta but i always found it weird when people say they picked their oshis like i only have one and it just seemed like a natural thing for him to take that place in my heart. i guess i had vtubers in the past i considered my oshi at the time but never to this extent ive wanted to see someone grow and go as far as possible

>>64181405
>semantics so you don't have to face the unpleasant reality of the post

https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1733420649035739420

In 2025 when I join Holostars, I hope I get to join guild Tempus.

>>64181637
WOAH, SEX

>>64181697
It's more feasible than getting a second outfit.

>>64181738
Outfits are overated anyway

>>64181775
I like hipping on starsjp streams and they almost always have different outfit on

>>64181775
Lol, this is like billionaires telling people money doesn't buy happiness. Sure as hell looks like it does though

>>64181637
AAAAHHHHH SSSEEEEXXXXXXXX

>>64181775
outfit reveal is kind of thing, at least in holo

>>64181637
rex sex

Rex is a student in Mr. Goldbullet's class but he has been having behavioural issues and has a habit of disrupting the class. As he is running out of ideas, Mr. Goldbullet asks Jurard to stay after class. Alone with his troubled student in his classroom he feels a sudden urge to use his mouth for something other than talking and promises Jurard better grades if he keeps quiet about this encounter...

>>64183263
Mr. Gold is going to get his cock bitten off with those teeth that Rex has...but if he gagged jurard with his boxers and used his other hole then that will for sure keep him quiet

>>64183339
I was thinking of Gibbie doing the sucking and slowly becoming addicted to Dino cock

https://x.com/semi_finalfight/status/1733434818795577558
POCO-MAMA I KNEEL

>>64183453
oh fuck my big brother is so hot

>>64183418
Hmmm great idea, thick veiny probably very textured dino cock. I bet he has a musky sweaty smell as well, gibby could definitely suck jurards soul out through his cock he seems like the type. Is the cock sucking a reward for jerry keeping quite in class as well

>>64183453
I wonder how he got those scars on his titties

EMO PUPPET BOY ON THE REBROADCAST TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnr1ezg2wNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnr1ezg2wNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnr1ezg2wNU

>>64183453
RUZE IS SO SEX

>>64183453
God he needs to be a in winter sweater, I need to imagine myself cuddling in his firm chest soo bad

>>64184059


i rarely see vtubers who play with the view in stream

Just a reminder that Axel will never fuck Nodoka because of how ugly he is

>>64184481
Who?

>>64184481
Nodoka is a man????

>>64184059
Puppet boy might have what it takes to go for the singer route, if he wrote song than he would be pretty much set.

>>64184481
>he
you mean Nodoka or Axel? Because the Tempus bois themselves can attest to how handsome this mofo is.

>>64184481
Relax femnicorn, not like Aniki has excess to her.
>Aniki in JP RN
Okay nevermind you should be worried.kek

>>64184649
Yeah there is a reason why Magni was begging Axel to visit him

>>64184671
>excess
do your 英語 reps anon.

>>64181637
Pako you've been talking about working yourself to death wtf are you doing

This song is the epitome of entitled little shits desu

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1733456773238174051
More Axel and RPR shenanigans soon.

Tavi is cute as fuck

>>64184901
rpr is the only part of axel that i dislike

>>64184698
英語は難しい

>>64184901
Slaves shouldn't be allowed on the internet

>>64184901
Why does rpr

>>64181187
What are they cooking?

Did ARMIS's managers teach them about the zoom function and tell them to use it to engage the audience or something? I'm surprised Octavio's using it even in his karaoke, and it feels like they all are really fond of it for some reason

>Mixtape in my walkman

>>64185022
Nah, i suspect one of them(Cuze) started using it and it caught on. Its like Aniki's ayo, before Aniki u hardly hear anyone in holopro use it.

I wonder how their dynamic would be if Vesper and Magni were still around...

>>64185202
Bettel would be happier but would refuse to collab with anyone other than Magni. Vesper would have maybe another panic. Magni would be friendly and maybe like Octavio the most

>>64185202
>Vesper
Give it a few seconds to cook in your brain and that question would've answered itself.

>>64185202
I wonder how Vesper would react to a Vestie getting in.

>>64185202
do vespre and magnis roommates talk about their holo days as much as people talk about them still? are thye even allowed to?
i watched axel talk about what personalities magni and vesper would be and that made me think

>>64185421
Ask /orc/

>>64185492
NTA but I took a venture in there not too long ago and I've never seen so many doxxmites in one place

>>64176741
Amen

>>64185588
I don't go there but I think that should be obvious

>>64185659

Had a weird dream where magmites ran around bullying trannies to kill themselves. Hakka was naked except for a loincloth and was giving them candy

>>64185981
how sweet of you to have a dream of me

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1733470104682164700

punt machnia x flayon

>>64186017
FASTER

>>64186017
Run Faster!

>>64186038
Altare HATES Flayon

>>64185981
>magmites ran around bullying trannies to kill themselves
how this joke came about with how their oshi is really makes you think

>>64186142
HEY EVERYONE THIS GAY NIGGER THINKS

>>64186038
He read so many *punt* posts about ewwtare /here/ that he's now stealing the joke

>your broshi
>what streams do you want to see from him

Who has that picture of Bettelgoose getting fucked?

>>64186386
>axel
>hotline miami

Guys i think Octavio is not okay, how do we fix this?

>>64186432
I have a solution but you're not gonna like it

>>64186467
....Go on

Ngl octavio is so weird and not in a funny way

>>64186386
>tempus
>arma 3

>>64186664
Elaborate

>>64186386
>Altare
>Transistor or Inscryption

>>64186809
I was gonna say he played Inscryption, but I think I hallucinated that

>>64186838
He's talked about playing it off stream

I think vg and armis should have sex

>>64186386
>Nowa
>Tempus six month anniversary

>Raids into the ghost

>>64186922
jurard x shinri
goldbullet x hakka
octavio x flayon
ruze x bettel

>>64186922
>>64187067
Boring as hell

>>64186989
Jutard was in chat as well... how big ghost dick is

>>64187067
BOOOOOOOOO

>>64186386
>Ruze
>Any colony sim.

>>64187067
I was more so imagining Flayon, Octavio and Hakka as the bottoms with Shinri, Ruze, Jurard and Goldie topping all them of them in like one big orgy. Axel and leader can watch from the corner.

>>64187160
>Jurard
>Topping
Also you forgot Bettel

>>64187067
jurard x ollie
goldbullet x nerissa
octavio x biboo
ruze x reine

>>64187200
>Bettel
oopies, um he can sit on the bed and provide commentary since large groups are hard for him to process

>>64187246
Why do you put small with small, the size difference is what makes it good!

>>64185659

>>64187246
Ollie pegging Jurad is much better

>>64187246
out of all the women you choose the carpet munching dyke for my boy ruze

>>64187365
I mean he also picked a woman for Goldie a Homo

>>64187248
You are now thinking of Bettel getting gangraped and desperately trying to get ahold of the situation so he can escape but there's just too many people and sensations

>>64187389
Hakka is a MAN dammit

>>64187246
>Jurard and Ollie
Muted stream incoming

>>64187289
Octa likes kids so...

>>64187504
How many hands do you think will send Bettel into overdrive and how many cocks can he take before he is completly mind broken

>>64187504
I've always had this fantasy of getting abducted on a college sorority, being forced to entertain the women there while being force-fed viagra to keep me, the living dildo, hard. Bettel is living the dream right now.

>>64187529
If he isn't a woman then what is he doing in there then?

>>64187666
Poor guy missed one of his spears and became a woman

>>64187389
Isnt the new birdgirl also a homo, so gay bffs?

>>64187661
I think that is just a male fantasy, not specific to you

>>64187661
If you're not, you should dress up as Bettel. As a joke of course. Please note I am not responsible for any infected bite wounds, anal tearing, ripped nutsack, penile chafing, broken balls or traumatic brain injuries if you take my advice

blue fuck on menshi telly btw

>>64187793
*If you're hot
Fuck

>>64187718
Nah, unless you got coomerbrain.

Why is Rio streaming in phone aspect ratio- Oh he mentioned Axel, something about tomorrow's Apex tourney I think

Dragonsaur stonks

>>64187896
Vertical streams are the new youtube gimmick feature or something, so they've been trying it out

>>64187599
>How many hands will send Bettel into overdrive
No wonder he was addicted to the Maggin Manwhore, dude was a 1 man gangbang. Anyway to answer your question I think at least 5 people

>>64186416
This one? Nothing gets "shown" but I still catboxed it anyways.
https://files.catbox.moe/3dcp01.png

>>64187999
>Tempus has 5 + 1 (bettel) members
Perfect for gangbang, now the question is can the clown survive 5 cocks and cumming 5 times

>>64181637
based pako

>>64183453
sex

>>64186038
BASED

That's surprising

>>64188123
That's the one thank you
>>64188143
What if the clown was physically quite sensitive so you have him getting railed through and after his orgasms? Or we mix some drugs into the equation? I'm sure 5 dudes could rotate around and stick it in more than once too.

>>64186386
>Altare
>Any sort of one-on-one competition game against Jurard. I wanna see how chuuni they can get together.

>>64180902
*steals him and runs off*

On the subject of things Altare has streamed or not, didn't he stream a sniper elite or some sniper game or did I imagine that

>Altare is going to stream his POV for the customs
it's over

>>64183453
Bro is so cool, wish i was as cool as him..

>>64187067
>jurard x shinri
This I want to see. Reptile on reptile action...

>>64187825
>infected bite wounds
Brush your fucking teeth sir. Nothing is more unattractive to a man than bad breath. Even I, who will have sex with a fucking rock if it made advances on me, run away faster than a guy who realizes the hooker he got was a neovagina tranny.
>Verification not required.

>>64188340
A little bit of Viagra for the boys and some Poppers for bettle to loosen him up a bit and you can easily go for at least 4 hours and possibly some diuretics for clown boy because I want to see him piss himself

>>64186386
>Axel
>Disco Elysium
Would never happen but would be funny as fuck

>>64180902
I can think of some fucked up scenarios where these variants puppet their prey to exhaustion for easier takedowns or force them to walk to their death

Tempus Lego Fortnite when

>Altare looks most forward to going after Astel

>>64188471
Did someone say PUPPETS

>>64186386
>Rexy
>KARAOKE

>>64188413
I'm not a man nor was I thinking about raping you personally, but now I am. I hope you don't mind a couple funny gunshots in nice places and whacks with my bat during/after

>>64188537
He looks forward to the sweet release of death...

crack ship for armis
jurard and octavio x millie (threesome)
goldbullet x reimu
ruze x enna

>>64188454
He would suffer, that game is nothing but text

>>64188454
Disco elysium will accidentally turn the dingo into a fascist

>>64188592
Out of all the girls in Touhou, you choose Reimu for GB? Why? There are definitely worse choices but imo they'd just be roommates at best.

>>64188669

>>64188690
i meant reimu endou

>>64188707

Jurard yelling "CARRY ME RUZE! CARRY ME HARDER!" was great.

leader's being weird again

>>64188770
many such cases

>>64188759
jurard put all the points he should've put into gaming stats into his cheerleading stat instead

>>64188827
What did you think he was going to do with MAX CHARISMA?

>>64188715
Ugly art

>>64188759
I feel like lore wise the bratty T-Rex would be the least dangerous ARMIS member to deal with. Sure, he has them big ass magnums. But Gibby is the sniper and CQC nigga, Octavio's strings are excellent crowd control and Ruze is just an unrelenting manifestation of brute force

>>64188856
Charm his way into a win

>>64188759
kek, finally something actually funny.

>>64188861

>>64188884
Rexxy is just there to throw bombs and make intimidating sounds so that the squad seems cooler

>>64188884
>>64188918
I mean..

i can hear the loss of voice control... the corruption...

>>64188899
Mfw when I enlarge this and its not a sexy Betsy/Bettel pic

Can we have a prayer circle for Team Armis later today in the Apex custom

Heavenly Father, we come before You with hearts full of hope and excitement. We ask for Your divine favor upon team Armis as we prepare for this competition.

Grant us the strength to persevere, the skills to excel, and the unity to work together seamlessly. Lord, may Your presence be felt on the field, guiding us towards victory.

We humbly ask for Your blessings and guidance, and we commit our efforts to glorify Your name through our performance.

In Jesus’ name, we pray. Amen.

>>64188918
He's mostly there as a hype man who gets the other boys fired up, and I mean, sometimes that's all a leader really needs to be.

https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1733457876415623305
>Pako wants to ryona Jurard
No..not you too papa.

>>64188992
don't but jesus's name in vain anon

>>64189011
he just like me frfr

>>64188918
>>64188938
I imagine Jurard is probably the best negotiator. Gibby might be decent but seems willing to defer to the Rex than taking charge himself, Octavio will probably try to puppeteer people even in situations where it would be better not to, and Ruze is Ruze

>>64188690
Now you've got me imagining the boys as touhous. Axel fits great as Marisa, idk about the rest. Flayon as either Flandre or Tewi and the rest of the VG fitting in as his handlers based on that?

>>64189104
Axel stole the precious thing

>>64189104
Octavio as Alice seems like a shoo-in.

>>64187067
Bettel/GB
Ruze/Flay
Shinri/Octavio
Altare/Jurard
And Axel and Hakka watch with a bowl of popcorn.

>>64189104
Ruze as Yuugi seem to fit.

>>64189327
Why do you deprive me of haxel seggs????

was wondering why I didn't get the leader menshi notif, seems like it's time to gift farm again

>>64189378
Ok, they both fug the popcorn

>>64189378
Ok, Axel's doing the popcorn trick with Hakka and no one notices.

>>64189413
>>64189425
But I want Axel to knot the small bird boy

>>64189453
Gomen, Axel's knot is stuck in the popcorn bucket

>>64189327
Hakka is gonna fuck that dino, and you know it

>>64187067
A Ruze x Bettel collab would be cute, if only for Ruze's kayfabe outright mogging Bettel's. Imagine Ruze nitpicking Bettel everytime he calls his horse-drawn carriage a car.

if only there wasn't merch every month lmao

>>64188992
Sincere or not, this reminded me I have not prayed like this in months.

Who's the best at games in all of tempus?

>>64189719
Altare

>>64189641
i like ruze paying attention to kayfabe
and it's such a treat hearing his gremlin laughter during collabs randomly too

>>64189719
shinri & altare ig

>>64189641
Half way through the collab he just drops calling him clownpai and just starts referring to him as chucklefuck after he screws up to many times.

>>64189719
Altare, as long as it's not platforming or puzzle games.

does anyone have the pic with all the people participating in the apex custom i can't find it

>>64190089

>>64190176
poor shinri and ike

I Love Machihot x Husbandon have a good day everyone

>>64190176
nice thanks looks like i'm watching astel and tsb

Hakka and Shinri going double cowboy on Bettel

https://youtu.be/jz9BvpeQ_9c?t=2831

>>64190509
Why is it that when Octavio says that it's funny but when Flayon says something alike that it makes me annoyed

>>64190556
Octavio says it once and people react to it. Flayon says stuff like that for the entire collab and everyone just ignores it.

>>64189201
The only person I can think fitting the Alice pov here would be Magni... :(
>>64189252
>>64189343
I thought this too! I don't know the ARMIS boys too well yet so I didn't suggest anything in case I got the personalities wrong. Ruze as Yuugi is genius!

>>64190693
Cute Touhouanon

Watching the party animals vod. Cutest moment so far is Bettel dancing with Gibby going "Dance with me darling dance". Also Shinri and Bettel are literally the only gamers in VG

I kinda wanna replay Stardew for the hundreth time after watching Hakka play it

>>64189641
>nitpicking Bettel everytime he calls his horse-drawn carriage a car
>there are guns and giant fucking mechs but no cars in elysium
whoever writes for them is a fucking hack. magitek fucking rocks but noooooooooooo

I didn't think about it during the collab but is Ruze good? No issues with his wisdom teeth being pulled?

>>64191397
Keep that sexpest away from my son

>>64191018
>Shinri and Bettel are literally the only gamers in VG
Even calling Bettel a gamer is generous

>>64190693
Speaking of 2hu, reminds me of this art from way back.I like your art style drawanon, hoping to see that Yuugi Ruze

>>64191493

isnt he legitimately good at comp shooters/LoL though? regardless if theyre enjoyable

>>64191397
Can the machiroon sisterwifes please pick their coomer of a husband up please. Please kindly lock him up and correct him.

>>64191493
Neither of them are "gamers" but they're pulling their own weight so far and then some

>>64190693
Yeah.. I can see why kek

>>64191397
>>64191397
CUTE. They make a sex couple honestly

>>64186386
>Axel
>Slay the princess
I want to see Axel tell the narrator to fuck off and be a go at it with his savior complex while also being paranoid of the horror aspect coming up.

>>64191660
I feel like axel is a little too dumb for Slay the princess no offence I don't think he would understand the story kek

>>64191545
Not really.
https://youtu.be/872GAnyGqt8?t=269

>>64191722
It really depends if he is interested enough to understand it, he can be smart when he wants to

>>64191722
I mainly just want him to play through 2 routes. VNs don't contain his attention that long. I'm looking forward to seeing Shinri's reaction to it tomorrow. It feels like it was made for him to analyze.

>>64191468
>>64191573
no we and >>64191629 are going to watch them have srutal bex

>>64191320
he said it's sore but fine, basically

BLUE FUCK LOVE
He was very soft today, wish him the best later and everyday

>>64191764
His pure disbelief at Shinri being the one dunking on him is still funny

>>64191951
Like oshi like fans i guess, coomers! The whole lot of you! Correction needed!

>>64192186
how did you get a picture of me?

>>64192172
The savage Shinri moments are amazing

>>64192186
nooo oh nonoo oh no my holes oh nooo
im a vestrawrity...

>>64192172
Shinri never misses the opportunity to take a dig at Bettel

>>64191240
Wait until 1.6!!!
He took a break from his other game to go back to stardew and do another update

>>64191573
Alright, will d-
Oops! I Seem to have picked them both up and brought them back home with me

>>64191397
shota sex

>>64192900
Neither of them are shota, Octavio even less so. At least ship Octavio with Hakka

>>64192278
>spoiler
I see you love that thrill.

>>64192233
Its simple..dont look inside your walls.

I wish he lived in my walls so he can see me looking at clown porn

LotB ON THE TELLY
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
/mans/ on at 2:05PM ET

>>64193709
huh, completely forgot this was gonna happen. Can't wait to see Gorimane

>>64193709
Gorimane... I believe in you

>>64193709
is that second biased hololive faggot commentating this one too? Because i won't be tuning in if that's the case

>>64194009
No commentary scheduled for our match today apparently. Though our tag team match with /stars/ vs. /savior/ and /grave/ tomorrow does.
>>64189198

>>64192093
he was cute, I'm a little worried about his depressed ass but I'm glad he's motivated

>>64194009
>t. woman

https://youtu.be/ef8g0AVgwU0?t=1463

>>64194150
Oh, that's good then. I'll atleast watch today's match.

>>64194254
go back

I keep finding artists that only make vg merch which is fine I guess but now I'm finding artists that make that and armis merch and that feels a little weird

>>64194479
sorry for calling out sister, surely anyone that recognizes how much of a crybaby you are about it /here/ must be a tourist.
You've been going over that shit for months, get over it

>>64194584
hq ugly model debuff + half of them destroyed their fanbase

>>64194584
Some people only got into Tempus with VG. I don't really see a problem with it because there are a certain percentage that basically only care about HQ as well.

>>64194584
That's gonna keep happening while people make a divide between HQ and VG

>>64194638
This is literally the first time I've said anything about any of the vt tournaments here, retard. Also no hololive faggots allowed. Kill yourself

>>64194665
But Axel has a better model than half of VG

>>64194807
Axel is literally the only hot one in HQ but he has aussie debuff

>>64194727
Yeah, keep going with the "if you don't like my faggotry then you MUST be a tourist" attitude, very smart of you.

>>64186386
>Jurard
>MGS, preferably on the harder difficulties

>>64194584
yeah i've seen that too... i wouldn't really care if HQ was a full gen, but seeing someone make merch/fanart of exclusively VG + armis feels a bit shitty when they're excluding just 2 guys

>>64194807
I'm blind then because Axel doesn't look better than any of the VG boys to me. I unironically like Altare more lol

>>64186386
>Axel & Shinri
>Grounded

>>64194894
Why are you whiteknighting for that biased commentator who takes any chances to shit on the boys so hard? No seriously, I can't imagine why else anybody would want to deepthroat that faggots cock like this

>>64194929
I might be biased, I find Axel's slim waist and thicc-ish thighs yummy also his wrist are somehow slutty

>>64194929
>like Altare more lol
You are either literally blind or blinded by love for leader, he literally looks like a lizard person

Important

>>64186386
VG artists are not Tempus artists, closest you got of it were begni artists. You'd have a better chance of finding HQ artists making full tempus fanarts
>>64194991
it's called banter you retard, it's a sports event, get out of your room and meet some real people

>>64195027
my oshi is flayon lmao. And yes i know he has big ears and no nose and reptillian eyes but....i never really noticed them until someone /here/ pointed it out to me. Axel's face just looks goofy whenever hes not looking straight at the camera

>>64194929
Altare is my oshi but I'd agree that only Axel looks good out of the HQ boys lol..

i didn't expect that Octavio can laugh like that. cute?
https://www.youtube.com/live/XBYgI23Mz-g?si=AMNL5olnzPBGYrko&t=5688

>>64195045
>stealing Shinri's dishes jokes

Axel is a full course meal even with his pancake ass and I will not be hearing otherwise

>>64195103
Axel might look goofy but altare is straight up reptilian body snatcher

>>64195096
I know what banter is. That faggot has said shit like "Male vtubers shouldn't exist" and other shit multiple times, completely unprompted, during games. I'm going to call him a faggot for that and you need to take his cock out of your mouth and fuck off back to hlgg

>>64195223
His pancake ass is one of his charms

>>64194807
Axel looks fine but in my mind's eye I can only see him as a doofy mouthbreather
No offense Axel

>>64195173
Shinri doesn't own that joke, i've been seeing that "i know your room is dirty clean it now" meme for years on twitter. dont be retarded

>>64195223
Even flat asses deserve love!

>>64195316
I unironically love that, his dumb ass is smiling all the time and the rare times his smile drops people think he is finally using his toggles kek

Did Flayon ever post about getting his birthday merch? Or any fan photos?

>>64195316
Dingo bite air. Air delicious to bite. Nomnomnom

>>64195316

>>64195585
Catalog if they were female and white

>>64195877
Why is phantom brown?

>>64195939
He was trying to do blackface but Bettel thought he was trying to be a gingerbread dog and fucked up his makeup

I'm gonna watch the tempus v armis vod, which one has better audio

>>64196164
Bettel's. he turned down Jurard's audio into a bearable amount compared to Octavio's

Jurard full nelsoning Gibbie and Bettel full nelsoning Shinri while they push into each other and Gibbie's and Shinri's nipples rub against each other

>>64196164
Bettel if you plan to keep your hearing

>>64196250
Could Bettel even lift Shinri?

>>64196245
>Made the mistake of watching from Octo's POV
>Can barely hear half of them because Rex is so fucking loud

>>64196245
>>64196282
thanks, I expected rex to be an issue

>>64196320
Yeah, he's skinny not a woman

jutard's lungs must be studied

>>64196362
prepare to make this exact face until Bettel manages everyone's volume to acceptable levels like 30 minutes into the collab

>>64196551
Jester hands typed this post

i am going to be nice to everyone in this thread for 24 hours to make a difference

>>64196551
Brother have you seen his wrist.

>>64196661
I am going to give this anon an n-word pass that expires in 23 hours

>>64196661
This thread is going to die in under an hour, cheater

>>64196571
jutard's throat must be prodded

>>64196680
Yeah, and the thought of the skinny Jester full nelsoning me, a much larger man, turns me on

>>64196551
his arms look like pool noodles, he's not lifting shit.

>>64196786
We steal some of Magni's potions so this negrotellion can get the full nelsoning of his dreams

>>64196758
That's physically impossible...

>>64196737
Gibby no!

>>64197007
Witness the singing snailtare as it lures prey via its enchanting song

>>64196737
you are so evil but still such a funny anon haha

>>64197007
I miss him

>woke up
>watching party animals stream
they are really loud... was bettel okay at the end?

Did the negrotellion ever get his fanart?

New bread doko

>>64197548
gotta be a Ruze OP btw, for any baker luring around

>>64197513
it felt like his mind started coming back in the 2nd half after being gone

>>64197548
Here >>64197570

>>64197626
kek i only watched 13 minutes

>>64197635
Thank youuuu