/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://clips.twitch.tv/VictoriousFragileCroissantKappaClaus-0RclExHF5xXZuGSK

If I made an edited video from one of my VODs, what would be a good length? I was thinking 10 minutes, would that be long enough?

Another day with no real progress made...

Guess I'll go to the gym. Maybe doing some squats at 3AM will help me feel more motivated.

God I want her back so bad. Sharing a chat with her is hell. I just want to shit up his chat and tell her how much I love her.

>>64123330
Camui...

>>64123277
What's your goal, to entertain viewers or to create the modern equivalent of a devianart OC?

>>64122789
15 seconds to 15 minutes. Unless you're a popular channel known, and praised for video essays it's really better to keep it in the 10 second to three minute range.
Please do share what kind of content you do though.
Lore videos?
Classroom style lectures?
Original songs
Skits?
What exactly do you do?

>>64123277
Your post in the last thread looked nice. I'm telling you, debut now as a PNG until you're happy with a design! The fan base and streaming experience will be worth a lot!

>>64124139
nta but I wouldn't even bother clicking on a video that's less than 10 minutes from a creator I don't know

ok but seriously where the fuck is hanbun

>>64124139
Just compilations of funny bits from my streams for now... I want to do more covers though

>>64124329
Holostars

>>64123725
What is it about Layla that he likes so much anyways?

>>64124329
iriya killed him

>>64124667
Good

>>64124329
uuuuu I miss Han uuuuuuuuuu

>>64124487
The discord e-sex changed his brain chemistry

>>64125220
Once you peanut butter, you never go back.

Think I'm going to stop putting shorts on youtube and make videos instead. Will report back if it's successful

okay so do we like animal chuubas but not furries?
like what % anime girl do you have to be these days

>>64126642
30% animal is the upper limit, any more and we start veering off into furry territory.

>>64126642
>We

Love me Ant Andy

>>64127515
LoVe Me AnT aNdY

>>64127515
love you, ant andy.

i’m very disappointed, where is my daily kill myself message in my maros, you are slacking anon. i refresh them once a day waiting for your message, and nothing is there.

>>64127864
You're not even important enough to consider you worthless rotten fucking cunt.

>>64127902
SO YOU FORGOT? Where is your passion

>>64120710
When will you learn retard Chama. Woman get away with anything they can leak DMs doxx people and lie but if a guy does it he get the camui treatment

>>64127515
At least post the version with the watermark. We know who commissioned this

I've been watching her with a new account and she has no idea that it's me, she sounds so happy when she's replying to me
just like when we first met

>>64127864
Can I write a daily “I love you” maro instead?

>>64128219
That would make me depressed.

>>64128245
Get ready for depression then. I know who you are

>>64128342
Who?

Which female asp are into CBT. Working on list for reasons .

>>64128395
Rinna

>>64128342
You don't.

>>64128395
Gumpai

>>64117611
Mond's secret buff is the 'tism.

>>64128105
Andy commission it from Renata. This is just a resize from a screenshot

>>64128219
Iriya

There's only one person that matters here in this thread.

>>64128741
Yeah me

My chest feels empty knowing I'm not with you. Thank you for always giving me your attention and keeping me company whenever I ask. I wish I could make myself talk to you more but as much as I would give up food, water and sleep just to have your care and notice, I hate myself more for asking too much of you. There's nobody else like you. I'll love you forever. Goodnight.

>>64128395
Chrii

My chest feels empty knowing I'm not with you. I miss having your attention and company more than anything. I wish I could make you talk to me, but as much as I would give up food, water and sleep just to have your care and notice, you hate me too much to ever want anything to do with me. There's nobody else like you. I'll love you forever. Goodnight.

>>64128738
Can't be, that's not his typing style
This is Iriya >>64128750

This is camui trying to be iriya>>64128815

>>64128395
Mond

>>64128395
Denpa

>>64128395
Rura

>>64128395
Renata (but only for me)

how public are twitter likes and how long could i potentially stay under the radar

>>64128245
you take what you can get when you're at the bottom

>>64128395
Lava

>>64128395
Andy

I am kindly requesting that you fill us in on some of your plans for today.
Streaming? Taking a break? Trapped in the wage cage with no means of escape? Throwing wads of cash at skeb artists as praying? Editing some videos (like I should probably be doing today lol)? Whatever your plans may be, I'd like to hear them if you'd care to share them!

>>64128395
Laine

>>64129116
>how public
Not very
>how long
Not very

Iriya got bullied hard enough about his twitter likes that he made an alt for them

>>64128395
CBT? Like cognitive behavioral therapy? I do that!

>>64128395
Pafu

>>64129226
planning on streaming poptropica later today. gonna try to clean my room and get my bearings together before then but it's likely going to be the same routine as usual. hoping the weekend w/ frens can recharge me a bit more so i can make some good progress on other projects!

>>64128235
That would be so lovely, anon. <3

>>64129312
It's Chuuba and Biewer Talk

>>64128395
Koko

any /asp/ies online?

>>64128847
I don't understand how come someone can be so obsessed with a cheating whore like Layla.

>>64129226
Same as usual. Masturbation.

>>64129226
I'm taking a break. I was so keen to stream and mingle with everyone when I first started, but I find myself too emotionally drained these days. I still love what I do. I just need to rethink what exactly keeps me motivated to stream.

cute! CUTE!!!
>captcha 8hp atm

>>64129226
I got my 4th live2d model today (still never streamed once). She a cutie

>>64128815
Did she block you

>>64129596
just stream

>>64128395
Coco

>>64128395
Kuku

>>64129226
Taking a break and sorting out some IRL stuff and working on auditions.

>>64129728
Can't I lost all motivation after several streamers I liked fucked me. Now I just lay in bed most of the day looking at the wall

>>64129898
Share your joy with others, I wish to see a cute girl.

>>64129898
Viewer Chan..

>>64129525
I don't remember posting that >:o

>>64129898
shut up you selfish little shit.
>woe is me life sucks nobody else has ever suffered only specifically me at specifically this moment in time

Stop being a drain on your own psyche already.

>>64129953
Not me.

>>64130092
>>64130147
on cooldown

>>64130207
You can stop being a retard too.
You guys always sit in these threads and try to play detective but never actually fuckin' know anything.

>>64129898
>after several streamers I liked fucked me
That's what sex does to a mf? No thanks, I'll stay a virgin

>>64130258
That screenshot means nothing

>>64130258

>>64130302
neither did you but your momma raised you anyways.

>>64130207
>>64130258
Viewer-chan is a crab?

>>64130335
She didn't my parents died when I was young from too much meth and heroin

>>64130207
This one is also me...
>>64129942

>>64130411
didn't ask

>>64130419
Favorite target to crab?

>>64130411
Lol, lmao even

>>64130419
I hate you viewer-chan! I hate you so much!

I love viewer chan. I want her to beat me unconscious and leave me covered in bruses so I can never forget her angelic toych

>>64124329
The voices told me he was alive and that was two days ago

>>64130711
I sincerely hope the voices are mistaken.

>>64130711
You talk with voces8 also?

>>64124329
Wrote him the other day, he's kinda in a bad place atm and be back when he feels better. Hopefully that's sooner than later

>>64130801
the salad killed him...

>>64130801
Quit spreading lies. I have footage of when Iryia digged the hole

>>64130801
>hopefully
Speak for yourself
That narcissistic piece of shit can stay gone forever

>>64130952
nta but I will always be here for him, I always felt like he was a younger brother I never had to and I wish him the best

>>64130691
She is never coming back. You need to let her go and move on

>>64131096
Let me dream anon its all I have left

who's viewer-chan?

>>64131409
A viewer, chan.

>>64131409
My waifu

>>64131409
A angel that blessed this thread

>>64131409
(You)

>>64131541
another angel?

>>64124329
Han flew out to visit Rura.

>>64131616
She is a real angel pure cute and kind. Not like the other two toxic ones

>>64131684
three*

>>64131736
Who da three one

>>64131776
Layla

Going to make an AI-pet that is a slave-elf that banters back with me once AI gets good enough.

>>64131776
Viewer chan
Viewer kun
Viewer senpai

>>64131814
She fox no?

>>64131836
an elf...

morning stream
https://www.twitch.tv/iloidtupo

>>64131894
I do not consent to be made a slave

>>64131736
four*

This new Christmas art meme makes me want to redo it so it looks like I'm strangling you.

>>64131933
who da forth one?

>>64131922
That's kind of the point of the institution

>>64131867
She's an amalgamation of a kitsune and a fallen angel.

New Pafu bug, we are a candy striped leaf hopper

>>64132100
I can see a peak of the booba. This is enough for me to coom

gumpai, denpa and camui are angels
Koko and Layla are fallen angels

>>64132176
Denpa is rebranding to a toilet. I will send the proof when I wake up

>>64131964
denpa

>>64132134
Hold on until next week

>>64132398
I can't I am about to burst from your pure sex

>>64131922
Gotta find a nice slave collar and chain set to match your color scheme...

>>64132534
My art mom and BFF already made me one. Don't ask why

>>64132560
Even slaves deserve to look fashionable on occasion, they understand that.

I asked last night about Arisu's winter outfit but do other people have an idea of what they would wear with that winter coat asset?

>>64132273
Her art is shit; there will be no visible difference

>>64129079
I hope you also like NTR because she's getting dicked by everyone else in the animecon she's going

>>64132273
Skibidenpa toilet

>>64132959
Say sike rn. I can't lose the love of my life again

>>64133160
When will you learn... who was the previous girl?

>>64133160
Get cucked fag

>>64133471
She graduated ToT

Sex?

>>64132959
Camui is also getting dicked down at the anime con

>>64133575
Don't worry, her boyfriend is making her very happy, with his dick that's bigger than yours

>>64134165
I don't have a dick anon...

>>64134251
Post op?

>>64134299
That's not me

>>64134356
That's not me either

I don't think I'm me anymore

>>64134050
Why him?

>>64134753
He submissive and a cute wittle femboy

>>64134986
Ooh, you'd wish..

>>64134165
Who?

>>64134753
He's submissive and breedable

I'm secretly a big man with a huge beard and giant muscles but online I play a soft anime boy.

question for the drawfags, clippers, etc. any kind of, for lack of a better term, content creator focused on these kinds of communities
do you ever feel guilty? like, you wanna support everyone right. but you're only human, you inevitably miss people or have favorites that you prioritize. does that ever make you feel guilty? or is it just me

>>64136035
Why would I feel guilty, I only draw what I myself want to. I owe you nothing, I see no reason to feel guilt over that.

>>64136035
Don't feel guilty, as long as there's mutual respect it's fine. Everyone has their own life and it's normal to want to hang out with some more than others, especially if they make you happy.

>>64135943
basil...

>>64136035
I only "support" vtubers I like, with support in quotation marks because it ain't my fucking job, I tune in to have a good time

>>64136334
I don't really think my voice could fit a huge dude with a huge beard

>>64136035
No guilt, that's the point of it being fanart, because I'm a fan and I draw because I enjoy doing it/enjoy the content. Unless it's a commission or request, then I would likely feel bad for putting it off in favor of doing anything else.

>>64136035
I do my art of people almost entirely by request. I have a long ass list that is going to take ages to get through, but its nice because people shouldnt feel personally slighted that I haven't drawn them. If you don't have art from me it's because you haven't asked for it or you are waiting for me to get to you.

""art""

>>64136555
It's not fanart if you have to ask for it yourself, but I appreciate thinking people nominate others here Even if thats not true

>>64129226
Been on break for a few days now. Will be back soon.jpg and pretty refreshed too. The plan is all new games on the week I come back. Should hopefully be fun!

>>64136754
The question didn't really mention fanart.

>>64136866
what else would it mean by mentioning drawfags? Comissions aren't support they are work

>>64136754
I never would nominate myself when the drawanons ask, it is retarded to take even more fanart and hoard it despite having some chuubas not even recieved one or two pieces so far.

>>64136866
If it's a commission then it's not on the artist, it's on the commissioner as they paid and have the preference

In case people are slow, you as an artist owe nothing to the thread or aspies in it. If you don't want to draw someone because you don't like their design then don't, trying to please everyone or be "fair" will only impact your mental health

>>64129226
Some lazy observational sketches so it feels like I did something productive today

>>64136727
You think you can make better?

>>64137297
>mental health
Here?

>>64135943
That's funny I am a pattie short woman irl that loves to wear goth lolita but online I use a voice changer and play a tall black muscular man

>>64137216
Same I only nominate other people here

>>64137537
Than your traced "paintings"? I don't think I can do better, it's an established fact that I can do better
You're pathetic Gael

Anyone know who made the hot hanabi art. Asking for a friend

>>64137564
They don't know all drawfags here and especially the non chuuba ones are mentally ill

>>64137695
I am the most sane person here. We are not the same

>>64137775
Shut the fuck up gael

Anyone got the ant reference so I can make art later for that ant Andy poster

>>64137102
>>64137215
It's not a commission either. I have a list that people can request to be put on. Then I do art on stream. It's like 90% people from asp.

Schizo artist tierlist when

>>64132176
no, koko is a melon girl

>>64137946
Free...

>>64138013
It would be just Gael, the rest may not be perfect people but they are sane.

>>64137936
Gael…

>>64137677
I'm actually at work, but none of the things in your post chain are me, all I posted in this thread was a request asking about winter outfits and a warning not to draw things you don't want to or you'll mnake your menhera worse

>>64138090
Just you wait for the google docs to drop

>>64138238
Likely story, you're always at work when you're being a prick online
Next time don't even bother tweeting the drawings if you're only going to delete them

>>64138090
NTA but why is Gael schizo?

>men only want one thing and it's disgusting

>people start talking about art and drawfags
>schizo accuses every post of being gael and trying to pick a fight with them
I don't like the guy either but it doesn't help anybody to act just as mentally unwell as him

>>64138346
I clearly live in your head rent free if you think random anons are me, Iriya. Get some help

Soothing purple lollipop man, please you need to have a break and eat. It's past 9 hours, please take care of yourself...

>>64138440
I can post the naked thighs of my model later just for you anon

>>64135943
literally me except i shave my head and keep my beard trim

>>64138441
Nothing wrong with pointing out which poster is Gael, he gives drawfags a bad rep with his petty acts and cloutchasing.

>>64138533
>naked
women really don't understand the appeal of ZR do they

are there any aspie or adjacent discords that have a lot of artists/art chat? i try to stay away from social media but i'm going to start pngtubing soon and i would like feedback and discussion outside of the thread

>>64138492
He's not a lollipop. He's a lolipoop.

>>64138533
that would be nice

>>64138600
Except none of the posts you pointed out are me, here's a list for your convenience
>>64138481
>>64138238
>>64137297
>>64136233
>>64132812

for someone who HATES aspies and has been seen saying he would NEVER draw aspies again he sure likes being here huh

>>64139283
Almost like you made that up

>>64139000
You really aren't as clever as you think you are, maybe stop drinking

gael
more like gay-el HAH

>>64139335
No, I like being drunk

I saw a view from here on my Discovery tab?

I saw someone claim to be me last Sunday?

I've never posted here before?

>>64139689
Ban them

>>64139689
It's called ''skinwalking', newfren. Welcome btw

>>64136035
I regret having a NEET active life (can't even neet in peace) and that I can't support everyone, I also hate that I only show my 'bad' cursed art and keep the good sketches into a hold because I weirdly just can't do them (I have a blank stare looking at the art and have ''do the art'' in repeat in my head but I cant). I also regret I can't do good art for my oshi and when I do it sweeps under the radar, I'm also sad I'm doing so many stuff at the same time I forget to do my request finish my commission I forget to do gifts and more urgent requests and I dont know how the artists here keep this fast pace when they dont feel like they want to do art..
Having said that CAMUI POST THE CHALLENGE ART PLEASE I KNOW ITS OVERDONE BUT IT TOOK ME ALMOST A FUCKING NIGHTLESS NIGHT TO DO IT SO POST IT ON MY BEHALF FOR FUCKS SAKE (if you see this message) ILL MAKE YOU SOMETHING SPECIFICALLY FOR CHRISTMAS IF YOU WANT TO BUT PLEAAASE

>64139330
>>63015026
that was a funny day

>>64139903 (me)
Wow that was a funny coincidence

>Not a single tier list in this thread

>>64140241
good, I'm glad this shit of people using a tiermaker to have an air of superiority is over

>>64140241

>>64139903
I'd tell you to go to art school, but 90% of the art graduates I know work as a coffee barista

>>64140410
Too expensive, I've been trying to find a job but they all ghosted me even for this period of time which needs seasonal workers.

>>64140476
Isn't it free in France?

>>64139903
The answer is they don't. Denpa for example still has not even started on her commissions from 7 months ago

>>64140521
Since when is art school free anyware?(Also no uni is free anymore here) The closest artschool is 3k a year. Don't forget the cost of transport,the cost of housing(because it's cheaper then driving there), the food, the art supplies... shit sux

>>64140521
It's only free in Austria and only if you have a cool mustache

>>64140360
why are the colors so washed out

>>64140360
New basial pic

Why so many posters recently

Which male asp has the cutest feet

Can someone draw my oshi

>>64141461
is this white digby? bit racist innit

>>64141519
He is my oshi and I love him

>>64141751
I have keychains stands and a doll I made of him. Love him so much

>>64141853
He is never going to fuck you

Question /asp/
Sharp angle low poly model?
Or high poly rounded and soft looking model?
Which is cuter? Which is more appealing to you?

>>64141519
Is Digby black? Never heard a black guy so high pitched

>>64138481
>I clearly live in your head rent free if you think random anons are me, Iriya

Not me.

>>64142050
Are you talking about 3d models

>>64142050
Sharp angle low poly models for the janky retro charm

>>64142206
y-you too

>>64142050
low poly, with 64x64 textures.
>>64140360
wham's last christmas is superior.

>>64142050
Depends on the texturing

>>64142337
i agree, but that doesn't support the (you) joke

>>64142206
Shit taste. Put my potato zombie and bird where they belong

>>64142050
I want to be able to count the triangles

>>64142546
Nah, i'd win.

>>64142546
Beat me in gay sex

>>64142546
Nah, I'd win.

>>64142546
You must have amnesia the way you forgot I'm Him.

>>64142206
Would what

Nah I'd win nerds when I flick their little forehead

>>64142546
Nah, I'd win.

>>64142546
I will dommy mommy your twig booty with my strap on

>>64142546
maybe if the fight is about making the other one cum in a 69...

>>64142206
Yeah its janky retro charm.
But is it cute? Most people associate sharp angles with the villain of a story. There's a reason that mascots are always rounded

At what point is getting new outfits and art no longer practical but a waste of money

>>64142546

>>64143266
Goes on to get cut in half and completely out classed by a opponent who wasn't even going all out

>>64142546
Nah, I'd win.

make love not war

>>64143334
offscreen may I add. All those guys are just getting killed off screen uu

>>64143499
Words to live by

>>64143499
Tell that to the stupid sluts here that keep starting shit

>>64143131
it's never practical, spend as much as you can afford while enjoying yourself

>>64142546
I'm literally a rat. :( you wouldn't hurt a rat right?

>>64143633
When will you retards learn you can not trust any of the woman here

>>64142546
You won't defeat me because there will be nothing to defeat. As you take a step towards me i'd have already ran away far beyond the fabric of space and matter.

>>64143633
I blame the boyfriends.

>>64142546
Can't beat me if I rope first

I wish you guys would hype me up more

>>64143904
Keitaro...

>>64143810
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t…

>>64142949
the pig you posted was cute. it's possible to make it cute.

>>64143904
just listen to this before every stream you start and pretend it's us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YVNP1G0KSA

>>64139903
>I dont know how the artists here keep this fast pace when they dont feel like they want to do art.

disclaimer that i do comms but don't advertise myself here/with my vtuber account. but i've worked enough wagie jobs and had a hard enough life that i'm just grateful to be able to draw even if it's for pennies compared to other stuff i do. the "work is work" sort of mindset, just do it, don't think about it. i tell myself that "i don't feel like it" is pussy ngmi bullshit which is how i got good enough to get commed in the first place.

moreover, i couldn't fathom stringing along and basically ghosting someone that paid me for work, that's fucked up, that's their money that they chose to give to me. i'd rather kill myself than steal from someone who put their trust in me like that.

>>64143810
I blame the head crab hag

>>64144090
>i couldn't fathom stringing along and basically ghosting someone that paid me for work
Sadly not a problem for others here

Heya /asp/ies!
Tonight we continue to honour the Gabens decree of VR week with some Hot dogs, horseshoes and hand grenades!
I know nothing about this game aside from it having hotdogs and copious quantities of firearms

https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

>>64143499
they can make love to me if they want

>>64143499
I think this means you want me to post more tributes

>>64144617
Post more tributes so we can make more fun of your cum

Thank you for visiting today's stream!
so many oomfies today :3

>>64144666
Just for you I will. Give me like 5 hours

>>64140360
Happy Hanukkah

>>64144778
If you guess which /asp/ie I am i'll draw your cum

>>64144745
>oomfies
uuuu I miss Haru

>>64144885
Then watch his streams and join the awoomfiecord

>>64144940
I do watch his streams, I'm not touching Discord with a ten foot pole. His posts here were kind and uplifting, I miss seeing him here.

I'm just a gross old man who cannot digest beans...

>>64142546
Stand still while I glass ya.

>>64144851
Easy. It's a trick question you are not a real asp

>>64145172
or am I?

>>64145105
Relatable

>>64145190
That's my final answer

>>64145265
We'll see in 5 hours I guess

I NEED TO SMELL MOND'S CUNT

>>64145302
You could do that from here

>>64128741

(you)

>>64128815
Not who you're talking about, but anon...I'd be happy to be the arms you run to when you're cold. To feel the heat from my body feed and care for you as we keep ourselves alive by making even a solitary connection.

>>64145458
aww thats sweet anon im gonna give you a big sloppy kiss

Rura is very cool.

>>64145652
I miss the time when she would post here

Anons, heard an opinion on streamers today in wage cage:

"I only watch streamers to see if I want to buy the game and to see their gameplay. So I mute every stream I watch."

Do...do other anons have this vibe? Or is he an autist?

>>64145302
Please shut up camui

>>64146024
That was Poly

>>64145972
He is an autist, if you want to see how a game is just watch a video

>>64146069
I think so too... he followed up that statement by saying, "Why would I want to hear someone else's opinion on a game? I Just want to watch someone play the game and then play it myself."

>>64142546
I'll bust your knees then bust your dick and make you my boybitch.

>>64146161
FOR FREE?!!!

>>64146161
That's MANBitch, thank you very much anon.

>>64146205
Maybe, how much to cum inside your boypussy momomo?

who is on the electoral /asp/

>>64146319
THERE ARE ELECTIONS?!

>>64145972
tell your retarded wage cage friend to look up longplays instead because unless you're looking up EVO or speedrun footage you're just seeing some dipshit bumble through a game while leaving it on pause for long stretches of time so they can engage with the audience.

>be a guy
>to be a successful vtuber you need to already have mastered a skill and the showmanship to display that skill
>you are not allowed to be the process of learning or shoe you're struggling otherwise men will think you're pathetic and girls will get the ick

>be female
>can be as pathetically dogshit as you want to be at anything
>it's endearing and cute and probably get you extra viewers

I hate being a man

>>64146381
He also commented on that, "That's why I can't handle some streamers, they just play so badly."

> TFW I was trying to get him to watch Vtubers without revealing.

> Didn't expect his opinion to be dogshit.

If you want to hear more retarded viewer opinions, lemme know. But also,

"I hate not muting streamers because they're trying so hard to be funny. I just want to watch them play and learn what not to do. Sometimes, they'll have those goofy little cartoon characters on them and it blocks the screen."

2 months without Layla pussy...I'm running out of food...wild mice have overtaken the ground floor...

>>64146535

>be a femboy
>Get the female buffs plus the low chance of getting to collab with females because you're female-adjacent.
>If straight, meet hot fujo girls.
>If Bi/Nonbinary, meet hot girls and guys
>If gay, get yaoi art from /asp/

>Anons hate the femboy pill.

>>64146683
hyde...

>>64146683
camui...

>>64146683
hyde...

>>64146711
Susan....

Who is going to play PoE today? I NEED to know

>>64146683
camui...

>>64146683
Camui..

>>64146683
Jekyll...

>>64146683
Bob Odenkirk of Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul fame...

>>64146765
New league drop? QRD?r

>>64146683
Kankuro...

>>64146683
I feel targetes by this...

>>64146765
i was going to but im having more fun just lurking other streamers as i play, and it performed awfully last time i did

>>64146843
Marcus Aurelius..........

>>64146683
Foreskin luigi...

>>64146683
Iriya...

>>64146707
>>64146711
>>64146744
>>64146771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2SZtqKlYfk

>>64146683
momomo...

>>64147147
Oh, there are crabs here, alright.

>>64146683
merlie...

Camui X Chrii
Hyde X Layla
Iriya X Rura
Poly X Mond
Cheen X Lava
Flan X Gumapi
Merlie X Coco

Layla is a nice girl

>>64146255
For you fee

>>64147407
Why Camui is shipped with Chrii? Should be with Layla

>>64146683
And me!

I can't take it anymore Mond I need you and I'm gonna travel to Germany to look for you. I need to smell your cunt.

>>64147407
Where is my ship

>>64147407
Daiya x Keitaro... forgotten

What ever happened to the puppets

>>64147482
Your sister.

>>64147808
I don't have a sister anon

>>64147407
Poly wishes. Mond already my wife.

>>64147719
Start schizoing love bombing someone and you'll get shipped

Looks like a janitor is having a schizo attack and banned males from /vrt/.
You think Haru will come back here?

I still have some leftover peanut butter. XD I know how much you like it. Come and get it... ><

>>64148327
He left for good when the thread was full on horny posting and an image of him getting it in the butt was made.

I love mond. She my wife

>>64148361
Can I take part of it?

>>64142206
>would
Explain

Look, let me explain this because you plebs won't get it otherwise. You haven't experienced heaven until you've masturbated with peanut butter. It feels just like a real pussy. You don't want any of that cheap ass Peter Pan / Wonderbread shit. You have to get organic semi-creamy peanut butter, yknow the kind where the oil pools up if you leave it sitting for a few days. Generally I find that homemade pb from a local co-op has the best consistency, a nice blend so you get the rough friction of the peanut with the soft smoothness of the butter. I personally recommend MaraNatha crunchy, it's got some texture to it but it's still very very creamy. Again, just like a real pussy.
The bread is less important, but it does matter because you don't want the peanut butter to soak in too much, and you've got to be able to get a grip on it without completely mangling the stuff. For this, I like Sara Lee's Artesano bread. It's nice and thick but still kind of spongey, so you won't end up rubbing the skin on your hands off while you jerk.
When you're doing the deed, you've got to put the peanut butter on each piece of bread - do NOT lay them together like a sandwich, you will fuck up the consistency of the spread! Very important! What you have to do is place each slice (peanut butter face down of course) against the side of your penis and gently fold it around. Keep your hands flat on the sides of the bread (like how Gordon has his in the picture), press firmly and get to work. Very important that your hands are completely straight here. You'll be amazed at how much it feels like a real pussy. Maybe even better. The first time I tried it was because I saw a bunch of memes about girls smearing peanut butter on their genitals and was wondering what the appeal was and if there was a version of that for guys. But man, when I tried it for the first time, I was like, "Holy shit! It feels just like a real pussy!" Sweet heaven to my nut.

>>64148466
Wtf that's not what I use my $500 stash of peanut butter for at all

>>64148420
Someone did end up making porn of him?

>>64148629
It was stick figures. Nigga needs to grow up

My PC room is dah...ah, dahty. Ah auuu no no no no no. Mecha mecha very crean now. Pc romm clean? Yessu, very very PC room clean! NO DAHTY NO DAHTY
Kaigai-niki...oversea-niki...pureeeadu...trust meeee...TRUST ME, (you)'S TOOM IS VERY CURREEEEEAAAN!!!!!

>>64148629
>>64148717
He made a post about the threads being insanely negative, crabby and horny before he left. I think this was just the cherry on top.

Where is the Andy

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

>>64148817
Those two months (september, october) had the most crabs we've seen in the entirety of this year so it isn't surprising, not only him but many of the newer aspies left too

>>64149188
Who left?

>>64148327
He is still posting there anyway.

>>64148934
Love me Ant Andy

>>64149227
Haru.

>>64149227
From gen 5 we have many who stopped posting
Miia, Astelian, Han, Hyde, Rura, Mond, Ace P, Alium, Kuku, Tiny and more but I can't remember everyone who hasn't posted in weeks

I can’t wait to do my Holiday model reveal and Christmas Karaoke :) Life is great.

>>64149511
A lot of them, specially the girls, just came to leech off viewers, get quick connections/easy raids and then fuck off.

When word of mouth gets out that self posting in this place will get you a 3view (who is still growing bigger and bigger) raid, this thread will become unusable. I dread for the day that pandora's box is opened.

>>64149511
Hyde is still here don't worry

>>64149275
Andy!

>>64149511
Most of those people are still here, they just don't openly identify

>>64149619
I’m a woman and have never gotten a raid from people here. Stop acting like it’s a given.

Males aren’t really banned from /vrt/, once that janitor goes to bed people can make a non-troll thread.

>>64149718
"woman"

>>64149718
That's because you're a nobody.
Or you stream at hours no one is live.

>>64149718
Unless you are nana, which almost does not stream, or pafu who uses fucking youtube, you are fucking lying, because at very least I know I have raided every other /asp/ie, and these two are impossible to raid, one because she streams less than flandzen who already almost does not stream, and the other because there is no cross-platform thing.

>>64149511
>Miia
Thank god.
The tranny blogposting era of this thread was unbearable, I'm glad its over.

>>64149275
>>64149275
Stop posting about Ant Andy! I'm tired of seeing it! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes! I was in a server, right? And all of the channels are just Ant Andy stuff.

I improved my mouth rigging
https://www.twitch.tv/bubby0419

>>64149820
Dead hours does be a curse
>>64149822
Slipping through the cracks makes me a nobody

What is going on with Elliott's numbers today?

is gumpai using a voice changer?

>>64149907
ydnA tnA em evoL

>>64149718
>>64149946
Tell me who the fuck you are and i will raid you three times in a row so you shut the fuck up

>>64150077
no she's using a deep voice for some reason, she said earlier but I don't remember

>>64150077
Gumpai is a tranny

>>64150168
Post proof

>>64147683
I will clarify once these are not me, I do not post shit like this, especially about Mond. My schizo posts are much longer.

>>64148993
love this poem, Especially the mirrored script part

>>64150896
I liked the part where Johnny Depp did the futterwacken. :)

>>64150116
I wonder if Andy would actually like wearing latex

baker... doko...

I love you Layla

>>64149619
There is literally no reason to stay here as a woman after you get to know a few asps. All you get is crabs or sexpests so most move onto discord and expand from there.

>>64151355
Sorry only I bake. I am currently getting fucked in the ass by my boss

>>64149875
MIIA HATE

>>64151415
the discord has even more sexpests and crabs than the thread