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MY CHICKEN IS EXTRA CUTE TODAY
ENTER
>must've been a waitress back in the dayMori...
I love you Gura!
I WANT TO BREED ENMA
I love Ina!
THAT FUCKING FACE
What is Shion doing right now?
They really have a hard on for killing animals in embarrassing ways, don't they
SHREKKEY LOVE
>Our biggest enemy>the french
>>640010CHIMKIN KYOU MO KAWAII
>open stream>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>close stream
Has it been mentioned at all how much of Project Diva they can play? I assume they don’t have perms for all songs.
our biggest enemy, the french
I have an incredible desire to marry this fox and then raise a family with her after pumping her full of my cum
>kiara hates the frenchi love my based boss
I came here to laugh at you nanora
>Zoned out and missed the meme faceFUCK
(((the french)))
>>640002just trying to get to Charlie
ORANGE WOMAN LOVE
FUCK THE FRENCHFRENCH HATE
>Austrian's biggest enemy is the French
>Oh no French people !The eternal Hasburgs.....
OUR BIGGEST ENEMYTHE FRENCH
>>640023hehe... yeb
French Deadbeats on suicide watch
ROBINHOOD HATE!GME TO THE MOON!
>>640015Me too!
>>640021literally who?
>>640010SHE’S ALWAYS EXTRA CUTE!
http://poal.me/e88n5bhttp://poal.me/e88n5bhttp://poal.me/e88n5b
>Takes a little percentageSo are they Cover or YT?
french btfo again
ALL MY DEADBEATS HATE THE FRENCH
ROBINHOOD LOVE
>>640029t. birb
>>640021Having a foursome with me, Anya, and Gura
>breakdancingMori, your riverdance reps...
FRENCH HATE
>>640015me too
>>640040Coco has a glasses accessory?
>>640015I love Ina too!
Frenchies...
>marry every character mori you slut
>>640065Short stack....
mori wants to marry donkey but not me...
>>640010THE CUTEST!
>>640067FRENCH SUPREMACY
>>>
FRENCH """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" BTFO
Watching Kiara and Mori being the most adorable pair of friends as she sit on the couch munching popcorn watching the fantastic Shrek movie along with us viewers who are blessed for listening and seeing this uplifting angelic friendship.So friends, where we at?
official tier list>Kiara>Gura>Ame>Callie>Ina
>>640071she got it with her new year's outfit
anyone have the nigger marry men edit
>>640071How long ago did you wake up from your coma, anon?
>>640065h-hold me!!
fat cat. IN BOOTS
guys... is reine ok...still no schedule from her...
>>640081Pfff...
Hehe fuck you Kiara
>>640081>Hates french>Likes short peopleWhat would Mori make of Napoleon?Does he have enough SOUL to offset the frenchness?
>doctorKiara you lie
Mori really is a sucker for a love story isn't she?She is a very lonely woman...
>watch Shrek>bitcoin soarsAKAS FOR MY OSHIS LETS GO
Uncensored Homie Touches: https://twitter.com/lewdluxu/status/1360982467767771136
>>640055Whorebros..
THEY ARE
>>640091>Callie
>>640089Right here, Ayamefriend
>>640015Oi...I still do
>I prefer to go to the doctor>Kiara the pain is because of your daddy issuesChimkin...
>>640089Right here!
>>640111the female form is so erotic
This song brings back memories.
>>640089PRESENT.
>>640089Right here Ayamefriend!Enjoying this incredible watchalong!
>>640108She's just like us...
I swear to god Mori is using hololive to market herself to her ideal guy
STEPPING ON KIARA
EWWWW
Stepping on Kiara!Grinding her face into the dirt with my boot!
>>640132which is me btw
AM SNAK
Kiara ..
Mori plz don't suggest her more meme videos
wait, coco even showed up for moona's stream?why the fuck can't she collab with EN already, its obvious she wants to. sick of this bitch getting fucked over
shrek and fiona canonically breath helium
>AM FROG
>more "am ....."
>Mori sucking Kiara nose
>>640089Watching my chikin and her good dorky friend
Riri...
>"You like to have your nose sucked">"Wh-why did you bring that up?"THEY ARE
>craow
>>640126>>640126>>640126>>640126
>>640015
Small penis
>>640138This but with Kiara grinding my face into the dirt instead
>>640132You said that already. Get new material anon.
>>640145blame enma and jenma
Is Shrek the most zoomer-friendly movie? What's a more meme-worthy movie that will get the most watchers?
you don't know that
>>640151Ah yes.
Why does Mori's accent sound so hood sometimes?
MORI LIKES HUGE SHOTA COCK
>>640147Everyone breath helium in fairy tales. It's common knowledege.
>>640151Mamaloni....
>donkey is LITERALLY Kiara
>you don't know that just sayingis she really defending the manlet's cock size
damn. kiara really is donkey
>>640164*with her ass
shark girl tail claps
EATING RRATS
EAT THE RRAT
rrats
>>640114Coworker
>>640047Heh. Jeb.
RRATS
>RRATS ENTER
>>640179Based>>640181Also based
RRATO
DUDE RRATS LMAO
RRATS ARE YOU OGEY???
WEED RRAT
>>640151
>>640034Laugh at THIS you little SHIT https://streamable.com/2gywq3
rrat...
not just killing rrats...EATING RRATS
ogey
EAT THE RRATS
>>640145
I love Reine!
>>640181based
they are eating the rrats!
Rrats fucking roasted
Rratkeks... we're tasty...
http://poal.me/izymzghttp://poal.me/izymzghttp://poal.me/izymzg
>>640177Yes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>640171>wigger sounds like a wiggerColor me shocked
So, Gura's schedule is null and void? She's gonna make a whole new one, or just amend the current one?
>>640171She's a wigger newfriend
>Loud and never shut up>donkey>make weird neck noisesKiara is literally Donkey!
>>640171resident wigger
>>640034Me too
Haachama cooking rats when?
>>640231Hey I'm right there in the back!
UOOOH
I've been enjoying the stream, and the thread, but it's got me thinking./hlgg/, do you think I sho
>>640228i dunno lol
>>640215god I want to breed them both
>>640232Don’t forgot hilarious and strangely charming!
Why is this movie actually good?
Mori....
>>640242ANON!?
>Mori relating more and more to ShrekBros I don't feel good...
Mori is so close to realizing she's talking about herself.
Mori is literally Shrek
>>640149Moririn...
>>640242ANON?
>>640242bruh
Mori...
Doxxkey...
Shrek is a Gosling movie...
>>640247Disney actually cared back then
>Mori describing herself
mori....
>>640242a-anon...?
Mori your self love reps...
>>640034>>640206https://files.catbox.moe/hhg4zb.mp4
>>640217>deference for darkness>picture isn't at night AND/OR rainingAnon, comon.
>>6402472001 was a better time
>he is just insecureShit my feelings
>Kiara without her makeup
Ngl bros, I'd tap ogre Fiona
OH MY GOD YOU ATE THE PRINCESS
>>640247Because unlike the 3rd one which relied on fart jokes to make children laugh, the first and second ones wanted to tell a story
>>640261>DisneyMovie is a big fuck you to Disney
>Ogre Fiona is fatter so her tits are bigger by default
>>640261>DisneyWhat?
>>640253I want to see them reading Yagate Kimi Ni Nru, It will be a great way to Mori redpill herself.
>this is meAre you calling up my phone?
>>640261>DisneyAnon?
Of fuck it's Moona
>>640267WTF LUNA IS HAVING A STROKESOMEONE CALL DUCK
I want nothing more than to _HOLD_ and KISS_ this shark!
>>640279same desu
There are literally real women who look like ogre fiona
>>640261>Disney
>>640247It was before the great enjewening
>>640290No, it's Botan
>>640276>Mori in general
>>640247Turns out that if you have a plot instead of family guy style clip humor, it lays the framework for a good movie.
Now that's more like it, Fiona
>>640261>Disney>ever caringThere's so much wrong with this
>>640279Imagine pounding her ass
The only thing wrong with this movie is the Elton John music.
Porka...
I have a confession. I've wanted to fuck ogre Fiona for the longest time. I'm pretty sure she started my green woman fetish
I wanna rape Kiara
>>640218I love her too. Now where is the schedule?
>>640242
>>640309perfect slampig
>>640247What are the good Dreamworks movies? Shrek 1-2, Kung Fu Panda 1-2, Megamind, Prince of Egypt, How to Train Your Dragon movies, anything else? The rest seems kinda shit.
>>640307After Moona bamboozled us, it's time for a new idol!
>>640313based
Mori is like an onion...
>>640261Don't you ever fucking compare Dreamsworks' masterpieces to Disney.
>>640268k
>>640310Wrong opinion
>curse a child >only way to break curse is for her to make out with someoneUh Pedochads...?
>>640314Same, imagine abusing the living shit out of her
>>640242a-anon
How many hours till Bloom? I need to know when to take my nap reps so I don't miss it.
>>640306You mean to tell me if you're not a clipfag you can have a better experience? Please say it ain't so...
>>640247shrek is an original modern fairy tail and its great, normalfags keep hating on shrek due memes just like some newfags dont watch pekora due the seanigger shitpost
>>640325I HATE ITThank you!
If Fiona is an ogre why wouldn't she immediately be attracted or find some kind of novel allure toward Shrek. It's not like being saved by an ogre happens every day, it must be meant to be
J'aime Ina !
Shrek flirts like Mori would
>>640325
>>640325kek
>>640325Based
>>640325s-sugoi..
>>640261shut the fuck up Astel
>>640325h-hayai
>>640319I enjoyed road to el dorado
Ina makes sense because she tells people not to give her money but... what's up with Teamates? Why are you all so broke? Get a fucking job.
Why doesn't Fiona just become a vtuber?
>>640151What makes the mamaloni so crunchy?
can they do ice age next? i still really like the first movies
>>640247Early 200's cartoons and movies were great
>>640325shit gotta fap
>>640325Oh god
>>640313>green woman fetishEh?
>>640325Very nice
>>640325h-hayai...
>>640325A+ thank you speeddrawanon.
>>640314>>640331Gonna rape both of you
>>640325beautiful...
fuck clippers
>>640325based
>>640325BASED
OH BOYM I S U N D E R S T A N D I N G S
>>640319>MegamindMegamind is overrated and loses steam in the second half
>Shrek feels bad now because he heard something out of contextCLIPNIGGER HATE
>>640314>>640331That’s all well and good but have you considered having gentle, loving, cuddlesex with her while handholding instead?
>>640355>Gura makes that much just by ignoring superchatskek
>Shitting on clipfags
CLIPPERS BTFO
My only problem with this movie is this part. Forced missunderstanding for the sake of drama
>look a clipperfuck clipfags
>>640247Shrek is unironically good, it didn't blow up just because of the memes, it got memed on because it blew up.
>>640329witches, man
CLIPPERS BTFO'D
Clipperniggers BTFO
>>640362Orcs, Ogresses, She-hulk, you name em, I wanna fuck em
THEY HAVE THE THREAD OPEN ON THE SECOND MONITOR
>>640325If you showed this to me like two years ago and told me it would be perfectly hololive related, I'd have screamed
CLIPPERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
UGLYKEKS NONONONONONONONO
>>640344moi aussi!!!!
Based Takamori shitting on clippers
I love this movie but I've always hated this part, it feels forced as fuck, if he had just stayed for literally ONE more second the last half hour wouldn't have happened.
>>640382basically this
Clipniggers on suicide watch
>>640328Some homosexual suddenly singing HALLELUJAH during a sad scene in Shrek feels very nonsequitur
CLIPFAGS BTFO
>>640325BASADO
>>640344Moi aussi !
>Calling out the clippersI kneel
>>640357>expecting another off-collab watchalong after kiara leaves
Jesus does EN collectively hate clippers the most out of Hololive?
who gang gang kawaii here
Fucking clipniggers
>>640319Prince of Egypt is pure kino. It's a shame it's probably too close to life to ever have a watch a long.
>>640355where do i find these stats
>>640355i got shadowbanned for some reason and cant even if i wanted to kek
>>640014same.
>>640395So...female goblins are like lolis to you?
>>640395OH, I understand. Not bad, anon, not bad!
>>640398>>640396>>640392>>640386>>640385>>640405>>640417>>640421BTFOD mind...
>>640344moi aussi!
What did they say about clippers?
>>640408You gotta handwave a little to get some conflict while keeping the plot short.
>>640325that was fast kek
>>640344pizza baguette!
haha cutting board boing boing XD
>>640426we can still get watch alongs, but they won't be as cute since they aren't in the same room together......
>>640433Based fuck you N*vem
>>640440>That's what happens when you clip shit out of context
>>640344Moi aussi
Mori would probably fuck Lord Fuckwad
Farquaad...
>>640408Misunderstandings are one of the oldest and most overused cliches. At least this time it's centered on a character's insecurity that been addressed throughout the movie.
I hadn't even thought about the female perspective watching Shrek. This is kinda eye opening for a kissless autistic virgin like me.
God fucking damn it, Mori
Manletfags BTFO
>>640355I think Chumbuddies are much more broke due to the ratio. Gura has more than 2 million shrimps but barely anyone gives her a penny despite the large fanbase. Ame has twice less subs than Gura so her place in the rankings isn't as bad in comparison.
>>640440During the missunderstanding scene, kiara said "see, this is what happens when you clip out of context"
>>640440>M: That's what happens when you clip us out of context>T: Yea
>>640325I love it.
>>640428>tfw I thought it was entirely original fantasy story and didn't know shit about the Bible until high school
>Perfect
f
>>640433The hell did you do in Ame's chat?
>>640461*hate fuck Lord FuckwadHeck, she might even rape him.
>>640461YES
>>640435I never saw it that way because they're usually thick, but still
>>640355ARS
>>640382>That’s all well and good but have you considered having gentle, loving, cuddlesex with her while handholding instead?That feel's great anon but have you ever felt releasing the animalistic rage inside you? the thoughts on abusing someone until they can't take it anymore? no right? you can only imagine on how great probably that feels
Enter Takamori during the drawing collab.
>>640425Have you seen most of the clips that people have made? I would too.
>>640344Moi aussi!
>>640435goblin lolis...
>>640355JAY LOVE!
>>640485
bros...
>>640428PoE makes me wish Dreamworks made more Religious/Myth movies during the 2D era
The song...
>He doesn't mean it!Does Mori mean it when she's mean to Kiara? I think I'm having a schizo episode, I can't stop drawing parallels.
wow, Kiara. cute singing
ALELUYAAAAAA ALELUYAAAAAA
>>640387honestly why I've always held a bit of a grudge against it, it kind of popularized the trope and every fucking western animated movie and even most shows shoved the same misunderstanding>team breakup>moping>everyone makes up 5 minutes later in the climax into their plots
>>640344Beau doublé.
How do you not know the fucking lyrics to this song?
Get it together Kiara
>knows the lyrics and not just the halleluiah partBASED KIARA
>>640382Good taste, KFP.
Kiara singing Hallelujah is adorable.God this whole watchalong is great.
Dont' cry Kiara...
>>640474what the fuck how.there is a ton of kids shows that do the same story
>>640427Here and will never forget our /jp/ days.
How does Mori not know Leonard Cohen?
chikin...
These retards aren't even singing it right. Here's the right lyrics
Cute chimkin...
>>640513Because it is like nails on a chalkboard.
>>640513They can't sing it because of Susan anon
>Kiara stops singing along for fear of DMCA violationDMCA HATE
That fireplace effect is the most dated effect in the movie jesus
HALLELUJAH
>>640426She does plan to come back to Japan here and there to visit, thanks to superchats making it possible
>>640523I mean I don't know him
>>640506obviously she doesn't, she's just autistic girl that was bullied in her formative years
>Dmca stops Kiara from singingFUCK YOU SUSAN
MORI GOING BOTH BARRELS
>>640521I grew up in a godless former soviet country, pls understand
It's been 5 years since Leonard Cohen graduated...
THEN SING IT FOR US, YOU DUMB CHICKEN. HOLY FUCK.
>>640513do you know more than the hallelujah part?
>>640523Cohen is too canadian for her
>>640319Over the Hedge is actually very underrated
Mori feels so kinkshamed by this movie
LOL Based Calli calling out Katzenberg on his bullshit
>>640501sandy kane?
Mori has a point!MANLET LOVE
You can have an ugly face, but being a manlet is a dealbreaker for most girls.
I want Mori to defend me like thatFUCK
>>640515Kiara is a church girl.
She wouldn't be defending far quad if four far quads were on four quads far away
>>640547
>Mori upset at short guys being made fun of againMANLETS
Press F to pay respects. He passed away on November 7th, 2016 at 82.
>>640547Thanks for reminding me.
Everyone under 6ft should all be euthanized
>>640503They did Joseph and the Dreamcoat, but that shit was DVD quality. Though to be honest, PoE was legit art, and still is one of the best renditions of the tale.
mori has truly had enough
>>640425At least the JP holos get their clips run through google translate first so there's at least SOME element of transformative content to it
>>640550It goes like this, the 4th the 5th, et cetera, et cetera.HALLELUJAH
>>640550Yea, I can sing the entire thing since I got the Shrek soundtrack as a kid.
Are you guys ready for Kiara doing the "The weeb fell in love with the anime girl" joke?
>>640548DMCA dumbfuck
>>640560>Kiara is a church girl.uhh about that, more like was a church girl
STUBBORN JACKASS
>>640564He only got better as he aged too.
Does Mori not know Farquad was a standin for Disney's Eisner, who the dreamworks chief had left disney because of- and made shrek as a giant fuck you to him and the mouse?
>a little bit taller and handsomeDEADBEATS???
>>640510>it kind of popularized the tropeNot it didn't. Romantic misunderstandings were one of the biggest cliches even before Shrek.
>>640564F
I am still irritated that Polka's rape dungeons are not real.
I don't think Mori understands that the movie is about appearance not mattering and personality being the deciding factor, given that all the good guys are ugly but good while the villain is also ugly but evil.
>>640546>>640546>sovietThat makes sense I taught 3rd world but they love the bible
>>640583absolutely not, most people probably don't
>>640506kiara wasn't lying when she said they were literally shrek and donkey
>>640560Singing hymns with Kiara at church choir practice!
BLESSED COLLAB
>>640575She does unarchived karaoke, anon, but instead does fucking 20 Hello Project songs.
>>640581yeah, lot of peoples voice get better as they age. Steven Tyler comes to mind. He sounds better in his old age than he ever did when he was younger
>onion boyTHE MOVIE MAKERS ARE
>>640575DMCA for singing a song seems excessive
>>640564I'd like to speak to Lenord, he's a sportsman and a Shepard.Or a lazy bastard, in a suit.
>>640526That's so good
>onions boy
Lubba you, onion!
>>640602now draw her farting
>>640607>he doesn't remember the permissions arc
>>640607YT is retarded, what else is new
>>640595Pathetic
Does Kiara not know about the treasure kind of 'booty'?>>640387Same thing that got me pretty sick of high school and slice-of-life anime.
>>640506Not being a schizo or anythingBut Mori was the one who bringed up the ShrekDonkey fanfics
>>640607Welcome to the modern age. It only goes down from here.
>>640569PoE was the best rendition of the tale next to Ten Commandments. Too bad now a days it's a pretty touchy subject to make movies onThough, if they made ancient Greek mythology myths in art form like PoE that would've been based
They're both self inserting pretty hard into this movie
>onionboyreality is a simulation
>>640607Welcome to Hololive
>>640607The all-powerful algorithm does not distinguish minor infractions from major ones.
>>640546That's really sad. I'm not even Christian but the Bible is the cornerstone of western culture.
ORANGE WOMEN LOVE
>>640607Not to (((them))) it doesn't.
>>640591If that's true, then the message is being undermined by jokes about one's appearance.
>>640602Kek
COCOCK LOVE
I LOVE THIS BITCH
>>640560*Church's
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH
Oh boy, it finally arrived in the mail!Time to open it and take a swig of that tasty, bunny pi-
The movie going out of its way to paint lord farqaud as an irredeemable asshole just for Mori to attempt to defend him because he's short has been the best part of this movieShe's unironically doing mental gymnastics
>>640607The happy birthday song was copyrighted by Warner until a few years ago
>>640607There's no way corporations would ever get excessive over copyright!
YOU WANNA HOLD HER?YOU WANNA PLEASE HER?
>>640648I'm sorry for you anon
PLEASE HER?
>>640648f
>>640638They joke about his appearance because he's already evil, no one else gets trash talked because they're good
>>640648All me. Sorry bro but FUCK numbers.
i want to BREED Coco in her dragon form
>>640648Pain peko.
>>640648mmm! tastes like broken glass
>>640607Even burps are copyrighted.
>>640648Pain peko...
>>640648ouch
>>640648Pain peko
>>640564>>640523
>>640648Oof
>>640648Jesus, sorry for this anon. Are you ogey?
>>640648Damn...
>>640652It's amazing watching her try to find a way to redeem his name
>>640648I'm so sorry.
>>640648Pecor...
>>640652It's even fucking funnier too because Farquad is based on someone the creators really hated IRL
THE REAPER HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE MANLET
>>640574KNEEL
>>640574SHUT UP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
I swear this movie has a meme every 10 minutes
>>640574APOLOGIZE
HOLY SHIT CHICKEN SNAPPED
THE DEADBEAT HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE OSHI
>>640683*laugh*
ANON HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A VTUBER!HAHAHAHAHAHA
man, kiara got really passionate on that one
>>640648kek
>>640648
>>640474Sounds like a sort of blessing in disguise desu. >>640634Christian or not, a lot of westerners (burgers in particular) don't know the origins/true forms of many films. See thinking Disney films are originals.
>>640574you were saying?
Holy fucking shit Kiara you got really fucking heated.
>>640526These retards aren't even singing it right. Here's the right lyrics
>>640648fuck
>>640648A-Anon... I...
KFP, your oshi is pretty based today.
>SHUT UP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLEKiara is more based than usual tonight
>>640648god I wish my package was underneath
>>640648Brokecora...
>>640648>NousagisThey really do reflect their oshis.
>>640648You took this from twitter, but people here are too dumb to realize this.
>>640648goddamn... it's hurts...
>>640638>accept who you are and be true to yourself>villain overcompensates and wants to be something hes notI wonder what they're trying to do here....
>>640574COPE AND SEETHE
>>637052>Ame gets EN banned from ever playing unarchived rhythm games like osu! ever again>schedules Project Diva ahead of Gura and doesn't even bother telling Gura that they have permissions for it; Gura has to find out from her chatAME HATE
>>640693holy shit
>MAKE HIM EVEN SHORTERnote mori did not say not to
>>640648I'm sorry for your loss...
>>640648fuck that sucks bro
>>640014UHOooOoOoOOOOOO
>>640652Mori would defend a serial killer on death row if he was short enough.
>>640648Why is shipping like this...
>>640648nousagibro...
>>640648Jesus, I wasn't ready for these feels.
>>640607welcome to the modern age where the police plays beyonce when you film them while they beat you up so the video gets taken down because of dmca reasons
>>640648there's just no way they didn't package it with ANY kind of insulation is there?
COCO?!
>Cut off his head! Make him even shorter!Jesus Kiara...
The powerscaling in this movie makes no sense. Shrek took on all these guys earlier in the movie single handedly. How are they holding him back now?
>>640648Fuck Pekora and fuck nutsackis.
>Coco will never vore you
>>640648I'm sorry for you bro
>>640721Mori wants someone short enough she can put in her pocket and carry around
>>640574I feel like Kiara doesn't know wordy memes like that well enough.
COCO ATE HIS ASS
BITCH LOVE
Would you?
COCO VORE NOW
>>640715>bee urself>let's make fun of this guy, not for being evil but for being short because kek
FARQUAAD JUST GRADUATEDFARQUAAD HATE
>They both turned into screaming messesCUTE
>>640735Turf buffs.
>>640648a-anon... are you ogey?
>>640648Is this what that adderal nousagi's brain looks like once he found his god?
>>640648just like the witcher pre-order
>>640735Wrestling is scripted, anon.
Manlets getting a little too uppity lately. Back in the pit!
>>640753SUCK A DICK MIDGET BITCH
haha what if coco was dragon sized in her human form that'd be pretty funny haha
>>640683kek
>>640752Mori stop shitposting and focus on the movie
Kiara's and Mori's reactions to Shrek seem so much girlier than Ame's reaction.
>You'll never find your true love like Shrek found Fiona and have true love's first kiss.
>>640712I just always assume everything without a written timestamp is just stolen from twitter or reddit.
>>640648I feel for you.
Takamori are so adorable and wholesome!
>Love someone for who they are, not what they look likeBoy did child me not pick up on any of the lessons in these movies
suprised that there is no green shrek gosling edit yet
>>640648Are you ogey?
>This is Kiara's clipperOh nohttps://twitter.com/NexatG/status/1361524908187090951?s=20
I THOUGHT LOVE WAS ONLY TRUE IN FAIRY TALES
>Literally left the kingdom to rotI never really understood if Farquaad was a terrible leader to his people, it never really conveyed.
>I LOVE MYSELF SO MUCHIs this really Mori?
>>640778>Gura only reminded me yesterday that I still have never had my first kiss
NOW I'M A BELIEVER
AND THEN I SAW HER FACEDANCE /hlgg/!
>It's an ONION!You bet, Mori!
>>640790que?
AMEBELIEVER!
Reminder that I'm a Believer WASN'T made for Shrek and yet it fits perfectly
>>640777>comparing one Holo to a pair that are watching it during an offcollabgood comparison faggot
I'm a Believer > All Stars
>>640648Fuck I'm sorry for you anon.
>>640796What was his tax policy?
>>640789Lessons?
>>640805kek thanks anon
Tired of this song.>>640789haha wow anon.
>>640648this hurts
>gura sang a song called "i do a door"
I'm not even watching the movie but I know almost every scene they've talked about, Shrek is kino, it's not it fault that every movie after it tried to imitate it
>>640796He was a racist and a fascist
>>640778You should unironically watch Ame's valentines date stream
>>640810patrician taste
>>640810walkin on the sun > every smash mouth song
ARE YU RELY A BELEBER?
>It's a love storyyyyyyy!>Is it a new experience for you guys?
>>640789I thought the moral of the story was to only date people that look like you
>>640802
>>640792Why is it so hard for them to not do shit like this?
KFP's your oshi is actually based
>>640792Someone send him the 'it's a clipper' clip once the stream ends
I BELEEBI BELEEBI BELEEB
>>640828I BELEEB
I BLB!
>>640778>true loveDoesn't exist. Despite being a movie that shits on Disney, they still push the same lie.
>>640789you know what they say anon, it's just a fairy tale.
>>640648I am so sorry Nousagibro, nobody deserves that.
>>640821
>>640828I BELIEVE
While you're all watching Shrek, these two could be sleeping together RIGHT NOW and YOU won't even know it!
The two dorks are so cute
AMEBELIEVER
Fuck I didn't think I'd get so invested, now I really want to watch 2 but I have to work tomorrow...
Kiara's enthusiasm is so fucking infectious.
>>640792what dis
DO YU RELY BELEB ET
DO YOU BELIEBDO YOU BELIEBDO YOU BELIEBDO YOU BELIEBDO YOU BELIEB
>>640848take your meds
>>640796It's feudalism, anon.
>it's not the same anymore
Much more fun than Ame's watchalong.
THESE TWO BITCHES ARE SO MUCH FUN
>>640848Guramebros... I'm sorry....
>>640648I convinced myself to not order any of the hololive drinks just because of this, fuck mail
>>640848based
RATE THE MOVIE
>>640802alright lets jam
>>640843Baka. True love comes from accepting ourselves and finding someone who loves you for who you are not because you're a beautiful prince or princess.
>>640854Good luck at work anon
>Mori's been drinking this entire timeMORI ITS 1PM ON A TUESDAYFUCK
Man this is such a fucking fun watchalong
>>6408542 is garbage. 3 is worse. Didn't even watch 4.
Gonna miss Shrek 2 because I’ve got shit to do, have fun bros
>>640856Nexat is the "main" clipper for Kiara. There's a lot but he gets the most recognition
God this shit is fucking fun as hell and there's still a whole nother movie to go
/hlgg/... du ru rele..?
>>640775I keep telling people Mori and Gura are by far the most feminine, they bring out the girly in anyone else they collab with.
They should watch Puss in Boots
>>640879unironically based, held up a lot better than I thought
>>640873>leeching off shrekshameful really
>>640854You could go to sleep or you could do like me and stay awake until 6:30 or 7AM.
Based Mori don't giving a fuck about shity sequels
>>640861I BELEEBI BELEEBI BELEEBI BELEEBI BELEEB
>>640870Wow two people watching instead of one watching along, no shit.
>>640879KINO/10
>>640648Don't order glass bottles from overseas unless it's from an actual winery or something whose entire business revolves around properly packing things to survive transit.t. ups
Rate the shrek movies
>>640607it's because youtube doesn't want to deal with lawsuits from big corporations so they automatically side with them on everything even when they're in the wrong.they'll take a lawsuit from a individual over angering a big corporation
>>640648if this happened can you file a complaint on the courier?
>>6408892>1>4>>>Shrek the Halls>>>>>3
That was a pretty kino watchalong, I am ready for Shrek 2
>>640861>>640859>>640857>>640842>>640841>>640838>>640828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzkoDOZO ;)))))))
>>640777To be fair, Ame was watching it silently (with Chat), meanwhile the real show at this rate is Kiara and Mori interacting and reacting together to the movie itself.
Kiara, what the fuck?
>>64087910/10
Mori didn't activate windows
>>640818>>640830>>640868>>640898Go back
>>640889How dare you? 2 is the pinnacle of Shrek movies.
>>640879I remember it being good, and it's about as good as I remember.
>WINDOWS ACTVATION REPS
ACTIVATE YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS
>>640879ok but better with takamori
MORI DIDN'T ACTIVATE WINDOWS EITHER KEK
MORI DIDN'T ACTIVATE WINDOWS KEK
>>640879Kino
>Mori didn't activate Windows
>>640879FUCK DOUBLE STANDARDS/10
>>640915Shrek 3D >>>>> all
>>640870>comparing one person watching it alone that doesn't have her best collab partner watching it with her in an offcollabneck yourself
>>640882>True love comes from accepting ourselves and finding someone who loves you for who you are That's what I'm saying. NO ONE will ever love someone else for who they are.All relationships are about give and take. A transaction.
>>640879I'm amazed at how much it retained from my childhood. So much less cringe than I expected.
>>640889>2 is garbage
Mori your windows activation reps...
>>640854You can always look up the thread and VOD archive. Good luck at work anon!
>>640879Unironically a really good movie but 2 is objectively superior / 10
>>640929Nah. 2 is okay, but 1 is peak Shrek. 2 leaned too hard on topical meme references instead of just good humor.
YA BOY IS NOT VERY GOOD AT COMPUTERS
>>640879Eternal 10/10
>>640905>white pepeloni>akai nigger haatonot like this, /hlgg/...
>>640946Ogey
>>640889>2 is garbagenani
>>640777poor ame, now she has to compete with 2 people.
>>640889>2 is garbageNeck yourself
>>640945t. gurame shipper
>>640879not bad. overrated/10
>>640889>2 is garbageyou're just lying to make the fag feel better
>Mori didn't activate windows>My dumb ass paid for a full windows license
>>640607It costs less to handle possible lawsuits from individuals than from corporations. Corporations can sue happily without the lawsuit being in their best interests because they're carried out by underlings who don't give a fuck; individuals will withdraw lawsuits if it costs them too much.
>>640889>2 is garbageExecute yourself
>Rate the movieSHE'S ____
>>640889indog hands typed this
>1000000/10KIARA LOVE
Have any of the ENs done a watchalong for Scooby Doo 1 or 2?
THEREE'S A FUCKING STAYING ALIVE SING A LONG AT THE FUCKING END OF THE MOVIE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>640974>he paid for malware
alright. Gotta recommend Super Seducer to Ame for the the next Valentine's day stream. It's pure cringekino and I'd love to see her reactions
>these Shrek 2 fagsI think I found the hispanics defending Antonio Banderas, kek.
>>640985>not having your oshi as your wallpaper background
>>640988I guess I'll watch the VOD after the watchalong
>Shrek 2 came out 17 years ago
>>640974>he didn't inmediately google "windows 10 activation code"
>>640879GET/MY SWAMP
tfw coco will never vore me
>Family member called me out for something dumb right when Hallelujah starts playing>Couldn't say "sorry there's something happening right now, i really can't talk at the moment" because the last time I did that they started crying>Sit back down>Credits are rollingAt least we're watching 2 too
>get ready for puss
>get ready for the pussyMORI!?
>get ready for pussIMAGINE
>get ready for pussyWHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS
>>640974I bought it off some chink site for like 3 dollars
>Get ready for puss
>>640988"Asks if she does anything inappropriate with her dogs"
>>640889>hating shrek 2contrarian or just retarded?
get ready for puss
>>640730Please tell me this never happened in real life
>>640974If you're gonna let microsoft malware in your pc, at least crack it
>>640996Shut it...
>Get ready for pussI'm ready
>>640315I'd like to know that myself.
>>641004based
>>640946You're kinda right. You have to be a presentable version of yourself that's willing to adapt and change in a relationship. Simply "being yourself" is idealistic drivel that needs proper context.
Aren't they going to take a pee break? C'mon now.
>yeah, get ready for pussMori, please stop drinking close to Kiara...
>Get ready for puss!
This'll be my first time seeing Shrek 2.
>pussy in boots
Are you guys ready for puss?
>get ready for pussPOST-STREAM SEX LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Look at this cute squirrel
>Calli what do you think of pussy>they aightTHEY ARE
>Mori did not bang the pussy
Why don't Holos just upload a fifteen second video before each stream that says "hey I'm streaming right now" so that even if I get shadowbanned you can find the stream?
>>640974I pulled the activation key out of the registry of my seven and a half year old Win7 machine.
>Do you want to suck my nose
>Is pussy just for femalesWell Kiara it's clear where your mind is
>a FREAK like meMoririn...
>>641004>>Couldn't say "sorry there's something happening right now, i really can't talk at the moment" because the last time I did that they started cryingAnon what the fuck?
>do you want to suck my noseAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MAMALONI
>>641047Would kill their engagement metrics
>>641045Risu is a cute!Ayunda is the voice which sooths my soul.
OH FUCK BODYSNATCHER
>Your Oshi>Would you suck her nose?
KEK KIARA STOLE MORIS BODY
Kiara kek
>Kiara is body jacking moriHOW STRONG IS THIS BIRD
SKINWALKER WAS REAL
ahaha this fucking bird
What a degenerate
SKINWALKER
THEY'RE HAVING SEX
chikin is cute
KIARA IS A SKINWALKER RRAT CONFIRMED
Te-Tenchou!
KIARA HAS ASSUMED CONTROL
SKINWALKER RRAT IS TRUEaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kiara was never a shapeshifter, she was a bodysnatcher...
KIARA NO THE SKINWALKER NARRATIVES
>>640725I WANT TO BREAK MISTRESS ENMA
How does the L2D software know to capture the right person when they sit right next to each other?
Kiara please
SKINWAKERA FUCKING SKINWALKER
>tags:mind_control, sleeping
WHAT THE FUCK
I love these dorks so much
>>641045Looking
>Skinwalker memes were true
>>641067MoriYES
>SKINWALKER RRAT WAS REAL
>Kiara was just inside Mori
THE RRATS WERE REAL
>>640899Wait until you see 2.There's a lot of jokes that aren't PC friendly, so it makes it even funnier.
>>641036i hope you enjoy it anon! It's considered the best out of the series
>>641004Are you okay
>Your body is mine now Calli!
>>641091It's Japanese magic, I don't have to explain shit
I want to control kiara's body!
God bless this chicken
>>641091I heard the holos use iphones, so maybe she got in view of calli's phone.
mori....your schedule....
kiara extra cute today
Arise my brothers, the feast has begun
<<<
>>641036Got the ambulance on fast dial in case you fall into shock from kino overdose. I’m jealous of you.
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1361528379275579398
>>641004Anon?
>>641091As you just saw, it doesn't.
OH FUCK KIARA NOT WAH WAH WORLD PLEASE NO
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1361528379275579398https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1361528379275579398https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1361528379275579398https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1361528379275579398
>>641133Ah...
>>641133THE
no wah wah world please
>>641128>Mori ruined another collab
>>641133Ah, the loni....Or as some say, the Mamaloni...
>>640702At least post the lyrics anonI've heard there was a secret streamThat Ame did, and it pleased the boardI really hope you care for Goslings, AmeShe goes like thisThe G F E,The gaming salt, her cute hiccupsThe EN Queen composing Ame-lujahAme-lujah, Ame-lujah Ame-lujah, Ame-lujahYour reps were weak so you needed proofYou saw her pictures being doxxedHer beauty and her boobas overthrew youYou tell yourself you won't GoslingBut then you watched her archived streamsAnd from your lips she drew the Ame-lujahAme-lujah, Ame-lujahAme-lujah, Ame-lujahMaybe I've schizoed beforeI know this rrat, I made it upI used to shitpost before I knew youI've heard your calls for UNITYSupport all anon's oshisIt's a wholesome, it's a seiso Ame-lujahAme-lujah, Ame-lujahAme-lujah, Ame-lujahThere was a time when you won't streamGura, Mori, Kiara, InaI'll watch them but I'm still thinking about youAnd remember when I Red SC-ed?I'm sorry it was in ARSBut every cent I gave for Ame-lujahAme-lujah, Ame-lujahAme-lujah, Ame-lujahMaybe there's Yagoo aboveAnd all I ever learned from loveWas how to spot a SEAnig falseflagging All they do is whine and shitThey're not somebody who's seen the streams Ignore their bait and enjoy the Ame-lujahAme-lujah, Ame-lujahAme-lujah, Ame-lujahAme-lujah, Ame-lujahAme-lujah, Ame-lujah
▲▲ ▲
>>641133h-hayai..
>>641133H-HAYAI
>>641133crunchy..
>>641061What a dogshit website
>>641140Surprise, bitchI hate it too
I can't believe Kiara is finally graduating
>>641133The mamaloni?
>2nd to last time before Kiara leavesOH NONONONONON GOD NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Poor chimkin
Mori's MASSIVE SHIT just won't come out!
>>641133the embodiment of lust and speed
>>641004Anonchama, your empathy reps...
>2nd to last time they leave>i wont be able to see calli again for a long time
THE PHOENIX SKINWALKER INCIDENT 凤凰卫视皮影戏事件
>>640470Not everyone is into superchat gacha
>>641133mamaloni the fastest /u/ drawfag in the east.
Is Kiara a Gosling?
>>641133Mamaloni is FLOODING
Now I'm sad KFPbros
>>641147JACK SPARROW
>Get your tissues ready guys
>>641131Thanks anon.
>Middle of dead hours>Suddently, guerilla Moona stream>Even more surprising is that it's a guerilla collab with Pekora>Moona starts the stream and the usual Minecraft ambience play out.>Pekora sees how well her eigo reps were and talks to Moona in English throughout>2 hours into the stream>Moona has to go to the bathroom>It's actually an excuse for her to get more snacks>Pekora is waiting for Moona>She even tries to talk with Moona's chat>15 minutes pass>Moona isn't back yet>Pekora starts to wonder what happen>Suddenly the door slams open>Chat is growing grass as Pekora gets startled>Someone sits down, noises indicate something is dripping onto the ground>A voice can be heard as someone is loudly shouting into Moona's mic>Kikkerikiii!!!!>It took me a while, senpai, but it's almost time for us to start our collab now. AH HA HA HA HA HA>Pekora tries to leave, but her Discord functions stopped working>Kiara is laughing louder and louder as the stream chat is getting confused at the situation>Pekora tries to shut down her computer and turn off her internet to disconnect from the call and stop Kiara's laughing >Despite this, Pekora's computer is still on>Halfway through attempting to turn off her power, Pekora realized that Kiara stopped laughing>Pekora runs back to her computer and tries reassuring the chat this is all a part of the stream>The chat gets worried becuase Pekora is saying all of this in Japanese without her usual 'peko'>While she's explaining, she hears the door creaking open>The stream audio starts suddenly emitting an audible static noise>Pekora turns around>Kiara is standing in front of the doorway with Moona's face stitched onto her face>Pekora freezes into place as Kiara slowly approaches her>As Kiara approaches Pekora, the static noise starts amplifying>Pekora realizes that purple locks of hair are glued onto Kiara's hats and even her own hair.>Kiara starts addressing Pekora>Senpai... It's time for our collab, isn't it...? >Kiara gets close up to Pekora, revealing that the tattered remains of Moona's clothes have been stapled onto Kiara's outfit>Blood starts dripping onto Pekora, but she's too scared to do anything>The last thing heard on stream is Kiara laughing as Pekora's screaming cuts in and out before the Discord disconnect sound is heard>/hlgg/ tries to spin all of the prior events into being Mori's fault
>>641133>>641144The fast one?
>>641091Each iPhone captures a single person. The holoapp has a multiuser function that lets them connect multiple phones and render all the models at once.Kiara just had to get into Mori's phone's field of view.
Takamori is going to be over...no....mamaloni, not like this...
>Get your tissues ready guysYes ma'am
>>641133>>641144cute
>>641180FUCKING PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN WATCHALONG WHEN?
>>641004Anon, anime girls are not subtitutes for your family...
>>641133i like mamaloni!
>>641133>>641144I KNEEL
Calli is literally PISSING
>tfw listening to Gura's Valentine Day ukulele stream on repeatI'm going full Gosling and I hate it. How do I stop myself?
>mori is singing off stream
>certain german white chocolateWhat did she mean by this
>>641136>>641118DAMN IT I MISSED IT I WASN'T LOOKING
>>641067AmeNope
>>641133She makes Kiara so fluffy
>sliding doorJust like in my Japanese anniemays!>wasn't even that badJesus with the backhanded compliments, shitbird
THEY ARE HOT GIRLFRIENDS
>shrek's message is accepting people for who they are and not judging by appearance>manlets still get shitted on
>>641144>>641133I can smell the fish through the screen
Mamaloni is gonna stop drawing for months when Kiara leaves.
>>641201damn, anon. WHY WEREN'T YOU LOOKING?!
>>641210manlets are not people
>>641133I always order the mamaloni that has mamaloni on here
>Kiara's palms aren't sweatyTHEY AREN'T HOLDING HANDS
>>641184>>Even more surprising is that it's a guerilla collab with PekoraYeah this one didn't age well
>>641210Yeah, but we got Mori
>>641210manlets aren't people.
man it's lame that i could be doing my girlfriend reps and here I am instead. I'm never gonna make it but hopefully when we are all living in pods hololive is still going
>>641184kek, I love this pasta
>>641196>She actually has the smallest bladder out of HoloEN
This collab has been fucking kino
snitches get stitches
chat snitching again
>>641210Yeah, "People"
anyone streaming shrek 2?
>>641210When will they learn?
>>641210Farquad was a standin for the Disney CEO
>chat in charge of keeping a secret
https://twitter.com/PepperWoodArt/status/1361527256368177160Cute
I-I'M MORI'S CHILD?
>my childrenThe dad rrats have been fed.
>my childrenMorippe...
>My children-
FUCK CHAT
>my children, uh I mean my deadbeatsmommy mori...
>>641244Not me. my dad is a lion
>My ChildrenGOD DAMMIIT
Mori is my MOMMY
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>641210Based
>>641244NO ME
>My childrenMORI?!
>>641133AWAYand take your meds mamaloni
>>641223>girlfriend reps in a pandemicstupid ass nigga
>>641259WEARTHEMASK
Mori shut up Kiara is helping people sync their movies stop shutting her down
>>641198You don't
>>641250Is your mommy by any chance an alcoholic?
AHHTHE MAMAMORI
>3>2>1>Go>BTC hits 50k on GoWhat the fuck I love Takamori...
>shrek is on amazon prime ca>shrek 2 isn'tFUCK
Dadbeats won, Ghostlings BTFO
>>641244MORI CALLIOPE WAS A VTUBER THAT COULD'VE BEEN A MOTHER TO ME
>>641263WEARTWOMASKS
Mommy Mori...
>>641259Cope however you want, man
>>641259>not doing your Tinder reps while watching a movie with a pair of anime girlsNGMI
>>641133SHE'S SO GOD DAMN POWERFUL
Shit, Kiara's humming there actually synced.
>>641206Not backhanded if Mori was saying her chocolate tasted like shit
>>641223I can only hope cover releases AI's created with the girl's personalities before I die
>>641275MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE POSTED GURA CUNNY PORN IN THE THREAD
DesperateYour turn
>>641257The womb hath spoken
>>641133Ahh the mamaloni...
>>641259If you don't live with older family members there's nothing to be scared of from the china flu
>kiara's "ooh..."MUH
Arthas????
KFP Baldbros... No....
>Your oshi>Would you let Prince Charming fuck you?
>>641271I'm rich
SO SHE SAID WHATS THE PROBLEM BABY
>>641298I don't want my lungs to be fucked up...
>>641264please understand, Mori doesn't know how to do watch alongs
>>641308>Kiara>No but I'd fuck him
>>641308>Ame>no wtf that's gay lol But I would let ame peg me
WORDS THAT I COULD SAY TO YOU
>>641308>prince charming>yes
>Mori's singing perfectly syncedholy fucking kino
>>641308Ina I would fuck him, yes
>>641053I don't know. She yelled at me to come over so she could tell me about tumblr posts and I tried to say sorry but something's happening and I don't want to miss it and if I could listen in like an hour when it's over, and she started crying. So I missed the watchalong and spent the rest of the night listening to her talk about tv shows and tumblr discourse for hours until the early morning instead.
>>641133H-hayai!!
Imagine how loud, sweaty, kinky ogre sex would be
CAN'T STOP THINKIN BOUT IT
>>641202
Gura mention
>>641310I love Mio!
I can't believe Gura killed a mermaid...
>>641310Who's this cutie pie?
>gura slays the NTR
>MermaidGEN 2 CONFIRMED
>GURA AND AME MENTION
gura mentioname mentionTHEY ARE
>>641202Jesas
>Mori compares Ame to Prince Charmingso is that a compliment or not knowing the character
>gura used to eat mermaids
>>641343>WHO IS INA?
ONE FUCKING STREAM MORI
>tfw no green brapstacey gf
Deadbraps...
Say hi to Amelia Watson
>>641345COLLEAGUES
>Amelia the Prince Charming
>>641279>>641280so you fags are gonna pretend you're fucking bitches right
>>641338based, thank you shark
DEADBRAPS
>Mori watching children at the pool
>Mori had run-ins with pool shittersFUCKING KEK
>>641329This is why you ignore every family member but your mom and dad, and maybe your grandparents
>Mori at public pools watching the little kids fartingMori..ONE STREAM
>>641353Blonde people similar
>>641359Amelia Charmson...
>>641317It fucked Gura's lungs up and she only sounds slightly less cute than before. You'll be fine
>>641363No, but blaming the pandemic is still a cope
>>641353>setting up for Gura's Princess ASMRSASUGUH MORI-SAMA
>>641359Charmelia Princeson...
>>641359M-my... oshi haha
>>641280Not him, Tinder fucking sucks in the boonies. You'll run out of people to swipe in 40 days.
>>641202>>641334holy shit
>>641272It was so annoying to find a caopy
>>641343Ninom...
>>641329anon at least tell me you're getting some sweet sweet wincest action out of this deal
>spiderman sceneI forgot Dreamworks is the king of parodies and references
Cococchi.... I'll never forgive zhang....
>>641374Sorry my voice is at least passable, I don't want to take any risks worsening it
>>641259>scared of a meme viruskeep wearing the mask then...
HE JUST WANTS TO WATCH
>>641259Excuses, excuses lmao
>>641392You aren't Gura, schizo
Mori, curb yout autism
>>641379All the more reason to just keep the cache clear, since you have an ending point. Meanwhile, cityfags can just keep going forever.
MOMMY
KIARA YOU RETARD YOU SAW HIM GET VORED BY COCO
>>641403Cope huhaha
are mori and kiara actually in the same room?
>>641362back to /u/
>Kiara already forgot about what happened last movieChimkin...
>rright
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAT
>>641414Yeah, took you a while to realize
Can I drink yet?
>>641419chimkin blain pls anderstand
>>641414Kiara literally was using her Live2D
>>641409>>641419But it's fiction; he could've survived.
>He's still in her stomach???D-d-does Kiara not understand how digestion works?
>>641329bro disown your sister
>>641414No
>ChicHoly fuck, this banger is on the OST too?
>>641426I thought I started late with the second movie...
Can't wait for Kiara to do "am bri'ish" meme videos
>>641431anon it's fiction
>>641421She likes our memes
>>641414Took you long enough
>>641329You should try to brush her teeth
>>641438That would be absolutely amazing
>>641374She's still coughing...
>>641442NO, SHREK IS REAL
NACHO NO
Takamori is undoutably the best thing in holoEN. At least until Gurame moves in together.
POP
just dont b urself
haha mori sounds fatter than usual
FIVE MINUTES
>>641463ARE? WE? THERE? YET?
POP POP
Finally I can go to sleep after witnessing the best part of the stream
>Versarcheryha
>CommieforniaHAHAHAHAHHA
>>641460This is the second to last offcollab anon
Kiara was a hyperactive child
ONE THREAD!
>Burger King and Starbucks in every scene
INA MENTION
It's supposed to be Hollywood you retard chickim
TAKOBROS
l-lily...??
I LOVE INA
Kiara can you not be gay FOR FIVE MINUTES?
there's your ina reference
SECOND INA MENTION
UNITY watchalong
>TAKO ABOUT ITINA INA INA
>>641481>was
>>641329You should never give someone this much control over you unless they're putting out
INA INA INAAAA
>>641419Not the sharpest knife in the cutlery box, she is.
>>641468CAN YOU STOP MAKING RRATS
TAKOBOUT IT
>>641484Starbucks right across the street from each other too.
they pulled off the hat trick
http://poal.me/17ctbg
>>641343GET FUCKED
>>641477>Isn't staying for I Need a Hero
>>641490THEY
>>641406Meh. I gave up on online dating driving after 40 miles to one of the closer cities only to get stood up. This was the after 2 other planned dates that all stood me up, I've actually am at peace with being single though only like some people here seem
Unpopular opinion but:Ina's best collab partner is Kiara, not Ame
The true unity!
I wonder if she'll notice that the king is shorter than his wife
AUDIBLE GASP
i'm trying too hard to sync up the music with their singing
>>641507well, that's pretty accurate to reality desu
wah!
>>641481This is responsible for her superchat readings containing her best content. >>641487Which is in California, anon...
>>641518Based
>>641519Soon
>>641520she has a thing for big heads, apparently
>>641518Unironically this, but only because they're comfortable with bringing in the banterStill, I'd like more Iname collabs, there's something else when I watch these two
>>641518Kiara bring out the rarest Ina, so I like her very much!
>>641518Inas best collab pardner is me
>>640905>>640962Plot twist: Pepeloni = her meds
Man i fucking love shrek
Shrek is a land owner why would they hate him
>>641541A-Ame...?
>>641544Stupid sexy Tako
What did they say about Ina? I somehow missed it.
>>641329Is this a fucking underage?
ENTERDONKEY
>>641518So far only Kiara's managed to really bring out Sassy Ina.
>donkey and shrekTHEY ARE
>>641518same but like >>641538 i would like another collab between those two
Kiara contain your homosexuality, Shrek and Donkey are friends
>>641549Its cuz he's green and successful
>>641518Kiara loosens up Ina but I reckon Kiara's energy also tires Ina out faster than other collabs.
>>641549because he'll always be a fat nigger
Why is interest in Amelia dying out?
>>641549Retail investors will never be allowed to sit at the same table as hedgies.
WHY WOULD THEY PUT A LEMON SLICE ON THE HAND WASHING WATER
why is the hand dunking soup is the only thing i remember from shrek
I hate this movie already. This is hard to watch
>>641556When Funkytown played they sang Tako but it instead of Talk about it
>>641556Just a talk about it/tako bout it pun
This off-collab is so awkward guys, you think they'll make it past 66 minutes?
>>641556they were singing and made a pun on lets Tako about this
>>641556They just said that ina is a good friend and they did nothing particular.
>>640091Official faggot list>(You)
>>641518I'll one up you. Mori is Gura's best collab partner.
>>641549>new money
>>641518Based, it had a wobbly start with the Arknights snorefest, but they've had great banter in collabs since then
>Noble SteveWhy can't the ESLs here be as charming as Kiara?
I'd breed Fiona
>>641576Fragrance, probably
RACISM
>>641576To get rid of smells or something?
>any grandchildren I can expect from you would be...>niggers, yes.Harsh movie
>Yeah, spread those legs!
>SPREAD THOSE LEGSKiara...
Kiara keeps opening and closing her mouth, just like a goldfish...
>>641518For collab synergy? DefinitelyMori x GuraKiara x InaAme x Reine, unironically
>spread those legsnice, kiara, mamaloni will die now
DONKEY
>this whole movie is an allegory to a white girl bringing home a black guy
>spread those legsKIARA STOP
Kiara!
>>641564Both retards
>>641606kek.
Haatons deserve better than thatHAROLD HATE
GURA
BURRO
>>641606You can't say ogre but you can say oGUH
that food looked pretty delicious, im getting hungry
>>641597Because they aren't cute Australian girls but instead are schizo SEA manlets.
>>641592he was talking about opinions you retardyou just posted something that isnt an opinion but a disproven lie.
ugh all this anti-racism shit
This movie makes a good point. Racism is bad.
>>641592But this is right though
>>641631ASNO
>>641518I agree but I still want to see another Iname collab finally because I do still think they're great together toot. KFP
>>641615Popcorn!
>>641629Haatons are used to harsh treatment
>>641597Because I'm not a girl and I can use autocorrect to save my ass othrise my writhing lwould like like this
>Mentions how Fiona's parents have big heads>Mori self conscious about her big head and shrinks herself
>>641576Rubbing lemon on your hands helps get rid of smells such as garlic and onion.Sure, your hands end up smelling lemony but that's usually not considered a negative.
what the fuck is "shreck"
>>641640Its ok if your daughter literally comes home green now
GURA MENTION
Kiara is really cute like this.
>>641639>>641640Duality of anons
>>641631Thanks spanish class
>>641576https://www.quora.com/Why-do-we-use-lemon-and-water-for-washing-our-hands-after-a-meal
>>641658H... Have you been watching the movie????
>>641642kek
>>640648fuck....
What that fucking George W. Bush
>>641668no
They're still thinking about the Shrek game stream
>>641658Finnish for "Fear"
Kinda wish Fiona was flat chested
>the ps2 shrek game was all Mori played back in za day
MORI LOVES GAY KYLE
Prince Charles would probably be a chumbud...
>>641618none of those pairings are close to takamori's synergy
>>641673>George W. BushDo Americans really?
>>641663That's Fairy God Mommy to you.
>>641656makes sense
I forgot what a great character the Fairy Godmother was.
>>641640>You wouldn't be mad if you knew your daughter was getting Greened by a BGD.
>>641642guh.
>>641678>*Yiddish
>>641681The PS2 game was awesome, c'mon.I still have it.
>>641590Eh, that's mean.
BUBBA HATE
>white girls
>big dogskiara... no...
>Mori likes big dogsYOU JUST KNOW
>>640091Tier list of what? Retarded faggotry?
>Grayhounds>long nosesMori...
WGFD
>>641681that game is fucking amazing
>Kiara prefers BIG dogsYou just KNOW
>I love the ones with the big noseMorichama?
SHUT THE FUCK UP BUBBA
Why doesn't anyone make cantaloupe jokes to Mori anymore
YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE A...BLACK
>>641678>>641698*German
>like a niggerFiona, you can't say that!
SHUT UP STUPID DOG. YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD! OOOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
>"alright guys one second" said amelia before muting herself>a whimper as a small body smacked against the wall "SHUT THE FUCK UP BUBBA">"if you don't stop crying you aren't getting food next week either">"alright back. so sorry guys! was getting bubba a bone. what? no i didn't give them a treat!" she glares at the still spasming dog "it was a scolding"
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A NIGGER
>>641665Racism is good
>You're behaving like a...>Go on, say it!>Like A NIGGERMan, 2004 was a different time.
>>641718cuz no one calls her calliope, not even you, and that's the source of the joke
Borzois are great, great taste Mori
>>641729Was Raimi a producer for this?
>>641693I know right?
>>641728Kinda crinch bro
>>641693the best
>YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A SPICWhat did Katzenberg mean by this
>among the lilypadsNice foreshadowing
>>641734That's one ugly creature
>>641730Her debut made a point to mention how much she hates cantaloupes though, I figured there would still be some joke
>>641734this dog couldn't look jewier if you gave him a tiny hat
>>641638Gay>>641641Based
http://poal.me/k6vxg7http://poal.me/k6vxg7http://poal.me/k6vxg7http://poal.me/k6vxg7>RATE TAKAMORI. HAVE THE RECENT OFF-COLLABS CHANGED YOUR VIEW ON THIS KINO DUO?
HAROLD SCHIZO CONFIRMED
>>641752t. snipy
take your pills Harold
YABEI
Why they gotta do my nigga Farquad like that...
>>641728No
ALREADY TAKEN HIS MEDS
>King's portrait next to the bed is of a pond with lily pads
>>641725based
mommy!!!!
>>641748>Korone wields the Staff of MagnusHoly based
>Kiara likes big dogs like the samoyed>Mori likes small dogs like the greyhound>Greyhounds are bigger than samoyedsWhat did they mean by this?
>>641757holy fuck
>gender confusedBASED
is it worth figuring out how to stream for tomorrow night
>>641734here I am cracking up about it's nose lol
GENDER-CONFUSED WOLF
>Gender-confused wolflmao
>>641750He was originally a frog, that's why he's doing what the Godmother wants him to.
>gender-confused wolfwow
>This movie is just Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? but with ogresI never noticed this as a kid
YAB
>Gender confused wolf2004 really was a different time
>Gender confused wolfKEK
>>641758fuck off calligulafag. calligula collabs aren't even better than sametori
Wait did Kiara laugh at the tranny wolf
>some gender-confused wolfThis movie was trying to be woke, and even it would be cancelled if it was released today
>gender confused wolfHoly shit, 2004 really WAS a different time
>2004>it was ok to call trannies insaneThey were better times.
Trannies BTFO
>Gender confusedYAB
KIND OF BASED
>>641800>>641802>>641795How I miss it all....
>>641798Yes
>>641780>>641784>>641787>>6417892004 wasn't that long ago, but it was an eternity ago, you know?
>>641802Eat shit
The humor in this movie isn't as good as the first
>>641802The slippery slope was real after all
>>641778I'm crying
>>641807>>641810I want to go back bros...
>>641817Dial 8
>>641817You will never be a woman
>>641795hope you're ready for another bad joke
>>641818t. Gender confused wolf
>>641827Oh the tranny bartender too
>missing an IJust like Mori's chocolate gift for Kiara!
>artemis wolf
ENTER/WVT/
Mori you are such a fucking nerd.
>>641809fucking based
>>6418102004 was the best year of my life
>>641810Anon, by next year people born in 2004 will be able to legally post here...
>>641826Not trans just a good person
>>641817>>641825
>>641802Fuck off. There's nothing wrong with being transsexual - and I say that as a cis-male.
>>641835>/WVT/???
>>641777Mori also didn't realize that Shrek was tall until she looked up his official height. Her spatial awareness is completely fucked, if you tell her you're 5ft tall, despite being taller than she is, she'll believe you and lust after you.
ARTEMIS
>>641818The first isn't all that, but this is a little better imo.
>another transgender jokeHOLY SHIT 2004 was 3000 years ago kek
>>641818You're not wrong. It's too many references instead of relying on the story with the references being background jokes like the first.
>>641846dilate
>>641750there's also anothe cool hint when Harold is at the bar and the frog next to him asked if they knew eachother
>>641828Well I was referring to the scenes prior to that but sure why not
>>641852AHAHAHAHAH
>>641846You need to go back
El Gato (forma de botas)
>>641853kek
>>641866kek
ENTEREL GATO CON BUTAS
BOOTAS
>>641846ywnbaw
i was 2 years old in 2004.
>>641846Please don't enable the mentally ill, Anon
>>641866SHE'S HERE
>Kiara mocking the trannyBased
Get it? This place is like California.Get it? Hating ogres is like hating minorities.Get it? This movie is made in Hollywood by minorities.Get it?
>>641818>>641817>>641825
>>641846
>>641868>>641869kek
>>641852TALLBEATS WE'RE IN?!
Sir Justin of the Lake Timbers
God, this is such an awkward scene, imagine sleeping in your wife's childhood bedroom with all her teenage shit
>>641873Underaged?
>>641831INA!
Banderas really went "nah I'll make the english dub and BOTH spanish dubs"
>>641879Aren't they not allowed to hate mineorities there though?
>>641817>>641846you forgot the kys reps
>>641846Even Kiara laughed at you, Yaniv. You should probably go back to twitter
>>641888H-Hot...
>>641846>Fuck off. There's nothing wrong with being transsexualthere is nothing wrong with being mentally ill
>>641888Sounds kinda hot desu
>2004 was less than 20 years ago>this woke movie is already problematickek
>>641881KEKActually this could be Ame model in the wrestling holo ring
>>641846Tell me how I know you're a newfag
>>641783Huh?
Sorry catfags
>>641881Amazing
>>641890i was also 2 in 2004, im 18 now
>>641852Kek>>641879Explain further.
KEKBEATS ARE YOU OGEY???
police brutality is in this remember
>>641907MEIDOOOOOOS
>MRS CHARLIE
>>641888>sleeping in the bed she used to masturbate in as a teenagerSounds pretty based to me
MORI TRYING TO EXPLAIN AWAY HER CRUSH ON THHK
>>641846a cis what now?speak english nigger
How would the Fairy Godmother and Prince Charming have handled Farquaad if he had been the one who married Fiona?
>Mrs. Calliope Hamhat>Mrs. Calliope Hamhat>Mrs. Calliope Hamhat>Mrs. Calliope Hamhat
>listen dad, we both acted like Niggers
>>641916based
Mori LOVE
>>641873>>641910Please say this is bait.
>TFW The king and the godmother orchestrated a years long scheme to groom Fiona into marrying Charming.
You are going to watch Botan, right?
ENTER, PUSS
>>641888eh, i've done it. not that awkward really. people change.
>>641928fuck I'm dying
>>641924Try reading a book
>>641846How does this bait work? Nicely done regardless
>>641907Didn't this cat want to fuck some red headed loli or sumthin?
>>641888Almost like digging through her twitter history, huh?
Kiara isn't as hype with this movie
>>641846It's not healthy to indulge their mental illness, anon
>>641888Imagine FUCKING your wife in her childhood bedroom
>>641935im already watching an ugly ogre
They're a lot quieter during the 2nd movie. Is it because it's just not as funny, or think they're getting tired?
ENTER FATcat
>>641926Kek
>LOOK OUT SHREK THE NIGGAS STRAPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOXip-KCSFU
>>641948They've both been a lot quieter with this one so far
ENTERLATINX
>>641932im not. i joined 4chan after i turned 18, last year around amegeddon. i came from reddit. not the hololive subreddit though - the virtualyoutubers one, adn they directed me heredont worry though, im not a redditfag anymore because i dont use it since ive come here
>>641943>How does this bait work?It works when the people you are talking to aren't from around here.That's what's great about /vt/.
>HE GOT A PIECElol jesus 2004 really WAS a different time
How would Puss-In-Boots feel about being called LatinX?
YO ZOY... ER GATO... CON BOTAH
>>641873>About to ABAYO>This anon is 19Fuck.
>>641935I like Botan but too much micra for me...
>>641955>>641957Based okayuchads!
>he got a piece!kek this aways gets me. I love Eddie
>>641935>MinecraftCall me when she gets back to Shopping Cart Rising.
>>641964Catanx
>>641972BASADO!
>>641965Good lord.
Latinxs lie as easily as they breathe
>bob barker treatmentfuck that's a good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSVFZGj0k_M
>>641948Her favorite is the first one
>Aw baby!Guys I think Mori wants to be a mother
>>641972Mexican spanish dub is fucking KINO
>>641924It's a word that only trannies care about. It basically means you're biologically normal, and fine with your born gender
>>641957Yabai cat
>>641965Please go back. You're too young to be here and too stupid
>>641888Fucking your gf in her childhood bed is hot. I did it and came on the bedframe she used to tape her Dora the Explorer drawings on.
>>641965if this is bait, good fucking jobif this is real, kill me now
>>641990t. latinx
>give him the bob barker treatmentI miss watching The Price is Right on Saturday mornings with my siblings
>>641997That's from the superior Spaniard dub though
>>641971Gatx
>>641972based amigo latino
>>641965Nice one. here you go
Why does Mori's hands keep getting sweaty
>>641924he means to say he's from former Soviet Union https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Independent_States
>>641935>MinecraftNope. I'll stick with the collab/winning son on papers please.
>>642005i meet the age requirement but ogey rrat
>>641948That's normal for a watchalong with Kiara, she is really hype during the first hour or so until she start paying more attention to the movie in question.
Puss isn't even latino, he's a spaniard
>>6419652011 was ten years ago
>>642014Banderas dubbed both so it doesn't really make a difference.
Footfags rise up!
>>642006Anon this was good until the Dora the Explorer shit...
>>642022>Drinking a bottle of wine>Kiara drinking nothing
Feet
>>642022Alcohol does that
>>642022She is letting her pent up sexual frustration out.
>>642022She is fingerblasting Kiara
Bros.. reading this thread I realized that 2004 was 135 years ago... how do I cope?
>>642036
>>641888>did this>with her parents one room over>and then in her sister's the next nightIt hits different.
>>642035I know >>641893
LOOK AT IM
>>641965I hope this is bait, here's is your (you)
>>642022the sexual tension.
>>641924It means he's a big star wars fan and is apart of the Confederacy of independent systems
>Shrek prefers catsbeyond based
>FUCK THAT PUPPYwhat is with these white women
Kiara is right again
>>642049
>>641965Based but never talk about it again
Is Mori sleep
>>641965This is bait, but this is also probably how a few of (You) ended up here. I see you trying to blend in. Fuck you.
>>642022She's all hot and bothered.
I hate kiara now
Ha. Kiara shitting on dogs. >>642010Same anon. Just earlier today, I was reminded of that huge price wheel that was the highlight of the show.
Did Mori die?
cum
>Kiara left in charge of the stream>IMMEDIATELY talks about shitWhy is she like this
DOGBROS SEETHING
DOGFAGS BTFO
mori...come back...her scat fetishism is kicking in.....
>>642014I could´ve sworn the mexican dub used the Spain voice of the cat
CATS ARE THE SURIOR pet RACE
>Dog niggers btfoBasedCats will be always be the superior pet
KORONE DON'T LOOK
>>642022Rubbing Kiara out leaves her hand very wet
Korone... don't look..
I'm selling all my Kiaracoins
>>642022KFP shits haven't watched Mori before huh?
DOG-NIGGERS COPE.
>>642074she went to the barthroom
>>642048Just take another drug shot, they help me when I get suicidal in the mornings
>>642067yes, she's waiting for her true love's kissaka, me
Isn't putting a hit out on your son-in-law irredeemable?
>>642052AAAA KIARA LOOK AT HER
Skilled feet
>>642022Mom's Spaghetti
BASED FUCK DOGS
>>642094Why would it be?
KORONE GETTING FED SHIT
>>642055Doubt it. That one containment breacher on reddit who deleted his account was basically advertising /hlgg/ to everyone that wanted to talk about doxxshit.
Dog nuts BTFO
>>642075Hue
I love when Mori goes pro ghetto mode.
>>642094Only if they survive the are considered worthy
>>642081They figured the Andalusian accent worked in both dubs so yeah
>>641964dolor peko
>>642094Never played Crusader Kings?
>>642088I'm asking "why"
>>642094To be fair he is being blackmailed into doing it.
>>642102Go back to /hlg/
>>642065
>>642075This is how Kiara washes her hair with gravy
>>641924Cis and Trans are terms used in Organic Chemistry
>Mori and Korone collab ONCE>Kiara seethingPottery
>The faggot motherWhat did he mean by this?
Quick the image slots!Perveted feet
>>642125based?
Hey, /hlgg/,Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced?He found out marriage was a union
FERTILE CHICKEN
commie hate
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE DENTAL.
Socialist revolution now!
>>642125Mori crushing me to death with her feet!
kitty softpaws or dulcinea /hlgg/?
>employee of the month is the same person
WE DON'T GET DENTAL KFP AAAAAHHHHHHHH
This isn't like KFP at all, they get paid!
Sexy feet
That Lord of the Rings parody kek
I cant believe they don't even have DENTAL
THE IMAGES USE THEM NOW
>KFP doesn't have dental
No insurance!
>>642139i'd fertilize her eggs
#callilust
>>642150chickens don't have teeth though do they?
>grimmHa. I get it.
CALLI LUST
>like the callilustLMAO FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT
>that LUST
>This many images left
>>642147Kitty softpaws
This fairy is a servant of sin.
>>642163Chickens don't have teeth retard
Tumblrina?
Oh that was a decent joke Kiara. I don't think Mori understood what you meant though.
calli LUST
>>642158ogey
>Niggers don't live happily ever afterUm, Katzenberg?!
I must say, I love Ina!
This bitch is racist
>>642150we don't have teeth
>>642158images?
>>641948>>641962First movie is perfect for hopeless romantics like them. Second movie leans way too hard on the cultural references
Kiss the clown's feet. Do it now.
I think KFP SUCKS
>employees of the month>SneadHOLD ON
>>642158
Man they are really hammering in that racism angle aren't they?
>>642190>bergI didn't wanna give into the /pol/ shit in this thread but christ lmao
Claimed for my chikin and her friend
>Cinderella? NO NIGGERS>Rapunzel? NO NIGGERS>Snow White? NO FUCKING NIGGERS
Rushiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This thread will die before know I fapped to porn of the fairy god mother before
>>642163we get killed in a year anyway, why invest in that?
>>642128TIL, where I'm from this stuff is just called "geometric isomerism". Thanks, anon.
>>642139Fertile TakaMori
Anal with Shrek
>everyone realizing shrek 1 is betterYes the last 20 minutes of 2 are kino but the first hour is pretty meh
>>642201holy shit
cat ass...
>>642200And kiss her pits while you're at it
>no ame until wednesdaylife is pain
Thread's almost dead so I'll say it so nobody else has toFairy Godmother has some nice tits
>>642216
>>642195For all the shit we give Cover and their 3D tech, they definitely got Mio's hips right here. What a shame youtube took them away from us
>>642197Yeah, the movie is pretty hard with the referencesIt stops them from being Takamori though
Callilust
>>642200Based
THIS LEVEL IN THE PS2 GAME CAN SUCK MY DICK
Kenzoku quick the images!
wowowowowowowow
Go to bed.
>>642228I wanna kiss her all over
>>642216You fucker
>>642223Are you insulting my hecking Pusserino in Booterinos?
>Image board>Can post imagessasoogah
Ina!
When was the last time you watched Risu, anons?
FALLIN IN LOVE
>Imageboard>Can still post images at 1480+ postsS-sugoi...
>>642216Nice desu ne
Assault crossbows, holy shit
Fat feet
>>642158!
i love you, gura.
The image slots..
Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
>>642237
Reaching the image limit with Ame!
Polka love!
*Casts a spell to kill the thread*
ILOVEAME!