/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I hate new IPs

gold digging whore

first for shontoes

I love my stripper wife

my cock is throbbing for shondo

I love Shondo! This has been a great stream! I've had a lot of fun! Woohooo!!!

Passionate love making with shondo

imagine her slurping her saliva while she has your dick in her mouth

I love my gold digger of a wife

Threadly affirmation: I will impregnate Shondo

It's always the same retard @ her

OP is a faggot and that is ok!

Maybe after this she will be more respectful towards devs

>>64025876
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

My wife Shondo is not a prostitute, not a stripper, not a gold digger and not a fibber. She's a respectable and proper young lady.

>>64026148
lol

>>64026132
>not a fibber.
Erm
>She's a respectable and proper young lady.
that she is

>>64025876
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>64026221
meant for >>64026148

shondo is so pissed at single worded responses

Heh she really hates that 'ok'

Why is she doing that?

>>64025876
G

>>64026662
Doing what?

>>64026221
What did she fib about, aside from her height?

>>64026833
her not having a boyfriend
ive been under her desk shlopping her shunny for months now and youre none the wiser

>Microtransactions in a romance game
>Named shondo seducer
fucking gold digger

shon archive

6 minutes
>6 minutes
6 minutes
>6 minutes
6 minutes
>6 minutes

jesus that really flew by fast.

kill me kill me kill me kill me kill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill mekill me

SHONDO I LOVE YOU

shondo in my arms after filling the shunny while my immaculate seed fertilizes her egg

>>64027964
don't quit your day job, shogga

I wonder why we still didn't have a proper collabs with Nina since she debuted. I guess Shondo wants to distance herself now?

>>64028212
she sees her as competition now and is scared of losing viewers to her cute model

>gamer supps smiles

>>64028212
didn't they just play fortnight together like last week?

shondo wouldn't lick our boogers out of our nose...

fun stream

>>64028078
jesse

She really likes Yellow Woman.
Why? I don't really seem them interact outside or raids

there isnt a part of shondos body that i wouldnt lick

>>64028595
i don't know if any deep lore is the reason but i'm almost certain the chuubas all have their secret d*scord clubs

it's funny to me how shondo instantly dips after the raids

>>64028783
just like me, we are in it for the chocolatess

>>64028783
I remember when she almost always would stay for a few minutes

>>64029609
>prision

Man today was a whole lot of fun! Tomorrow is gonna be great too!!

I forever love my wife

I had to have her on in the background for most of the stream while I worked so I’m really looking forward to the VOD tonight

>>64030399
I personally zoned out and missed a lot of comments that were the source of jokes as well as leaving after 3 hours of zatsu, i can't wait to rewatch everything fr
God i love my wife

Can someone tell me how long she played the game for?

>>64029609
literally me

>>64031390
1:20 hours or so

>>64031601
Ok not that bad, gameplay bros in the mud, zatsu bros so up
Thankfully i love my wife and enjoy whatever she does, not the biggest asmr enthusiast, but I'm pretty sure I'll melt since it's shondo
I don't like it when she does her forced ara ara or deep voice, makes me Scared, i love her regular voice

>>64025243
This look more attractive than hairless cat for sure

>>64032607
kill yourself

Erm

>>64032999
same

>>64032999
from /lig/

>>64032999
She got partnered.
So much for "she hates chromu"

>>64032999
She had to keep her account locked because people were reporting her Loli art

>>64032999
hell yeah pink thing posting in /lig/. She’s goofy as fuck.

Hi I'm killer I'm killed 365 people I'm love my job everyday killing it's cool

>>64033530
I really really really liked when Shondo showed Shadowmama this stupid emoji and instantly Shadowmama starts giggling like Shondo does when something amuses her and then the whole chat is flooded with them she must think we are such little weirdos

insecure manlets look away

>>64033600
giraffe is so cute

>>64033683
She is touch averse btw.

>>64033683
dw manlet bros she is literally 4'6

>>64033683
Oh no. Someone check up on Retromancer

>>64033939
She is

>>64033683
>getting on your tip toes when you hug trying to make her feel safe

>>64033683
The only reason i have to be insecure is that this girl i actually care about doesn't like it.
Good thing i'll never her see her face to face so i'm not gonna seethe like that other guy.

>>64033683
where is this from?

>>64034293
They are really old. predebut

>>64034293
Old stuff from curiouscat. It's long dead though.

>>64034641
>that tranny question
kek

>>64032607
While that is true, otis is also extremely photogenic

>>64034595
>>64034641
thanks

Sometimes I imagine pushing Shondo down or hitting her
https://files.catbox.moe/8zptvr.mp4

I don't understand how you can stick around in a community when the leader of it has not only become unafraid to tell you how unattractive your vertical impairment is to her, but has also doubled-down on encouraging her community to mock you for bringing your disgusting birth defect up to her. How does a shigger still have any investment at that point is beyond me.

>>64035496
Not everyone is schizophrenic to think of these scenarios

>>64035213
I wouldn't do it out of my own wish, but if she were to ask me to do it and could assure her safety then i would

>>64035496
She's purposely filtering manlets from the community. The solution is just don't be a manlet.

dear fucking god hes replying to himself now

it's true, 7 foot tall billionaires love shunny, it's over

>>64035496
the only ones that care are retro and shitposters like you

Her opinion on my attractiveness is entirely inconsequential when she is never going to see me until I one day arrive at her house uninvited and at that point none of her opinions are going to matter.

>>64035938
baseg

>>64035938
What about her interest in doing fan meet ups? Will you miss out on it if it happens? Won't you feel bad about it?

>>64035808
It's about as bad as telling her you have been previously charged for diddling a kid and still demanding her to give you the same amount of respect and love. And then continuing to demand it after she has made fun of you.
There is no difference in attractiveness to her between manlets and real child molesters.

>>64036105
you are a sad little man retro
grow up

FUCK I'm only 139 miles

>>64036396
its over i'm only 130...

>>64036396
read the nuke code btw. i did not expect her to be into stuff like that desu. kinda hot though

>>64036713
Did you miss the tentacle porn she liked AND retweeted

Coming out of my cage
And I've been doing horrible
Gotta gotta look down
Because I'm really short
It started out with a sub
How did it end up like this?
It was only a sub, it was only a sub
Now I've fallen in love
But she's calling me short
While she's having a laugh
And she's calling me fag
Now I know she hates me
'Cause my height isnt 6
And it's not in my head
'Cause she wont respond to me now
She wont like my posts now
kill me please
And I just can't cope, the brain worms
Are taking control
Jealousy, everyone's taller than me
Swimming through favorite replies
While I sit here and cry
But it's just the price I pay
Because my genes are really shit
Open up my meager eyes
'Cause I'm on the short side

Does anyone have that picture of Shondo where she’s lying on her back, hands are bound in ribbons above her head, and her feet are in the foreground? I can’t find it now.

>>64036889
>Cause I'm on the short side
felt that

>>64036889
this is beautiful lyrical art Retromancer! I'm happy you've found a creative outlet for yourself.

>>64036914
don't worry, I found it. one of my favorite pieces!

>>64033167
who said that?

>>64038063
The anon you replied to.

while scrolling through my shondo folder I found this. Dear god my heart skipped a beat again

she hates petite fembois because she'll never be that breedable

>>64038542
buttholes can't get pregernant retard

>>64033683
I mean, her official height is 137 cm (4'6), so it's not that hard to be taller than her.

There was not a single man shorter than her in that concert hall
Where do you ant men crawl out from

>>64038950
look harder
I'm not much taller than her and I still find men shorter than me all the time irl

Did anyone else get a weird feeling of unreality when they received their merch? Like it doesn't feel like she should actually exist in the same dimension as me. Seeing her actual human handwriting made my head spin.

>>64039255
I know what you mean sometimes I forget that she's a real person and not just an anime girl in my computer.

>>64038696

neither can she retard

>>64035496
because i love you unconditionally shondo!

>>64026148
Please get off 4chan Shondo, it's not good for your mental health

aaaaaaaaah jiggerman help me im about to get stabbed https://jiggie.fun/75Se_H

>>64040511

at this point I'd be disappointed if she wasn't a whore

>the masculine urge to call Shondo princess.

>>64041361
and break her arms

>>64041361
She's my sweet little princess

>>64041480

my boneless

>>64041555
AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN BONELESS WINGS

>Almost 3am
>Pre 100k she would be on her alt tweeting and interacting
>Post 100k shondo is about to tweet about blue archive

>>64042714
Thanks for the heads up Shondo

>>64038337
Is that the whole pic or is it cropped?

>>64042714
good
I am fapping to Koharu now so we will be synced

>>64043179
cropped
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112259707

Wifey pleeeease Like more Koharu art please PLEASE please shondo wifey my beloved please Like more Koharu art please please PLEASE

NUH UH wifey please like more memes they always make me giggle

Can you really call it interaction farming if its a trend?

>>64043995
She did every one of these trends before but now it's "interaction farming" because she has a checkmark like every other vtuber does

She always goes the extra mile on these cute asset trends, the chromatic abberation, even changed the color of her hat. I love her!

engagement farming whore

I think I’m honest to goodness in love with Shondo.

i think im honest god autistic
doing jiggies with (you) is a lot of fun

>>64044920
I know right? I like the jiggies too.

>>64044920
honest to god* FUCK
i love you shoggas *chu*

I'm watching pink thing with shondo

>>64043466
Dewd stop exposing yourself...

>>64045576
Very silly creature it is autism I think
I like it, her art's cute too

>>64045630
chromu is very autistic yeah

Wifey pleeeease Like more Atsuko art please PLEASE please shondo wifey my beloved please Like more Atsuko art please please PLEASE

now I get what's nice about stalking her viewing other streams because she acts like an actual human being when she's not surrounded by her yesmen

>>64028721
late to this thought but yes there are chuubacords I've had 2views tell me about them

Shes so weird I love her

can't wait til chromu starts talking about disturbing sex things and it filters shondo

Where is the shondo seggs

she is not hiding her husband stalking well anymore.

>>64025243
would

>>64047152
She is incapable of being normal but I think it's fine even if they're not close, Chromu's into gore
I do think Chromu's too lewd for Shondo to tune into all of the time though, she usually steadily gets quieter then leaves when conversations get too lewd with any chuuba

>>64047285
explain

>>64047374
>chromu's into gore
last I checked only ryona not gore

>>64047374
I think she already tapped out from the period discussion...

>>64047629
My mistake then, I know she has some pretty intense art is all.

>>64047694
double checked her kink list and yeah guro is at the bottom https://imgur.com/i9AFvNH

>>64047881
>likes ryona, pee, rape, ntr, public use, punching, bdsm, harupan, masochism
>guro is bottom tier
I don't get it somehow it feels off, maybe Shondo just rotted my brain

>>64047974
that's like saying you should like scat if you like pee, maybe some things are just gross

>>64047881
she's into Rats? disgusting

do you think she knows?

>>64047152
>>64046444
Very actual human being

>>64049624
yes? I mean her being silly and candid

alr im gonna go eep, should be safe to do so now
goodnight shoggas love you <3 *chu*

>>64047285
she's not stalking anyone she's watching pink thing, get off your high horse

>>64049890

>>64049834
If only he didn't turn gay and stupid

>>64049834
looks like she has a shattered ACL

>>64049972
good argument faggot, whatever makes your puny brain feel better

Shondo's flexibility is not open for contention

>>64050261 (me)
I meant to reply to >>64050130

>>64049972
are you imagining things so you don't have to deal with reality

what did she reply to chromu about? she locked her account

>>64050947
>>64033059

>>64051003
I apologize I'm extremely retarded and illiterate

>>64050947
congrats on getting partnered

minutely affirmation: I will impregnate shondo

how does one even get an autistic whore like chromu as a gf, a shondo-like gf is impossible but how did she even get a bf

>>64051526
be a straight fat ugly bastard

>>64051526
>how does a woman get a bf
do you have to ask this? she has a pussy

Did anyone link Shondo the new "President Hina's Summer Vacation Animation PV: All for Hina!" video? It's new from the CN server, not to be confused with the one from a year ago. It's 30 seconds of Hina goodness.
I don't have a twitter account, she will probably enjoy it.

shontoes

toeshons

how much more fanservice will we get this week? that 'hot voice' bit made me sternly erect

poopbucket

>>64056505
another hymen stream perhaps?

>>64057254
ogey but nobody snitch this time >u<

What are some must-watch VODs for newfags trying to get up to speed with 2 years of Shondo history ASAP? I've created a youtube playlist of stuff that looks important.
>the first PNGtuber stream
>debut vods including handcam, pixelated, unalive...etc
>all three lore videos
>Sho stream
>birthday vods
>Christmas vods
>NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY!!!
>FIRST ORIGINAL SONG RELEASE PARTY!!!
>DRESS UP SHADOW REVIEW!!
>SHADOW'S DOLLHOUSE SILLY IMPROV STREAM!!!!
>KARAOKE CAT IN A CARDBOARD BOX!!!!
I was around for the 100k karaoke and chibi debut otherwise I would've put them on the list.
Please don't tell me to watch the whole subathon. Scared

>>64058436
the subathon was great and pretty special but of course a lot of the magic was being there live
day 3 was interesting I think that contains her talking about her ex, impromptu emo karaoke (muted even on youtube sorry), and the rice purity test
you might also want to look at the iceberg stream
otherwise idk she just drops stuff about herself randomly in normal streams, but I think she repeats herself often enough it's not worth combing every stream to hear how fucked her childhood is or whatever

>>64058977
Thanks anon, I'll add day 3 to the list. I've already seen that part where she talks about her ex while digging through /shon/'s archive and I've read the syadouchama maros, also a long time ago before watching any Shondo streams I've randomly got her RTX from /lig/ and kept it for some reason. Good thing I did.

>>64058436
Any time the giraffe hag was on stream.

>>64058436
Watch all her zatsudans from all her vods, and her alt streams as well, the subathon is a must watch, there's no skipping it, it was where she spends the most time and gets the most comfortable with us.
Watch it at 2x speed if you're so scared of watching all vods
The youtube channel is also behind, so use Twitch Recovery to get all her most recent vods from her twitch tracker page.
There is no excuse to try lessen what knowledge you need to absorb since you're already missing some very important vulnerable moments of hers if you skip all gameplay sections.

Shondo is such a unique vtuber. It's as if the stars aligned and all the unusual, and sometimes even traumatic, events that happened in her life have shaped her into a vtuber who feels tailor-made for me.

>>64037593
I want to bite her feet

>>64060551
>Watch all her zatsudans from all her vods
Come on anon, not all of them are relevant or memorable. For example the only stream I'd consider important from the past couple of months was the Shombie Halloween one.
>and her alt streams as well
She has no alt stream vods on fallenshadowtwitch, I know about the nopanda archive but there are no alt vods there either. Sorry, I will not get on my knees and beg some archiveanon for vods like other newfags have done. Forget it I have my pride.
>if you skip all gameplay sections
I'm not planning to skip the gameplay.

shonpits

>>64061457
man you newfags really are insufferable

Twitch recovery can't recover deleted vods, everything past the 2 month mark is deleted. It can only recover unlisted vods. If a vod is manually deleted instead of unlisted it's gone even if it was streamed the same day

>>64064177
of course it can recover deleted vods, they're deleted..

>>64064807
>>64060551
yes, I just meant to say that you can't use twitch recovery to watch expired twitch vods that's not been uploaded to YouTube

>>64065066
this tweet is a meme

>>64065186

>>64063898
Not as insufferable as useless oldfags who don't do shit or semi oldfags who start shit all the time and take L after L from Shondo.

I like this art

>>64066216
what a dumb face, wish I could 12-6 elbow her

>>64066216
cute

>>64066216
I don't. Her hair is fucked up.

>>64060551
>so use Twitch Recovery to get all her most recent vods from her twitch tracker page
>don't know about the shondo vod archive
here newfag! say 'aaaaaaaaa'
https://shondo.nopanda.io/

I really think we could be together, i'm a good looking, tall, skinny guy. I also don't leave my home except for work, i like art and drawing, cats, funny memes, i have experience with schizo people and know how to approach and how to comfortably treat them. Literally all i want in life is a cute girl like her that will love me so we can close ourselves from the world and love each other forever.

>>64067308
Haha, as an even newer newfag I knew about nopanda but I didn't know it had alt streams as well.
>>64067372
Desperation is very cringe and unmasculine bro.

>>64067372
It seems you're also a massive fag so theres her deal breaker

>>64067372
You will make any girl drier than a desert with your neediness.

why ratrace scum are all delusional newfags?
yes you could look at this as a ratrace but then the loudest 'winners' are on a losing streak
>they default lose to all the artfags
how do they cope with the existence of evan?
>one of the first subs still drops big direct donos
meanwhile giftsub-cucks pay their twitch tax with turkish vpn
>loudest 'I will win!' fag misses several streams every week
>while 10-20 returning regulars are there for every stream

how much copium these pathetic noobs have to huff to think they are not just bottom-feeder in this race?

>>64067584
Please learn English.

>>64067501
>>64067467
>>64067424
I'm just tired of one-to-five month relationships and want some love.

Girls easily fall in love with me but eventually i realize that i just try to play along and we don't fit each other and i end it.

>>64067633
no

>>64067584
>retrace scum
>delusional
Why am I delusional, might I ask? Gachikoi husbands are the delusional ones, personally I just don't want to miss references to key streams from years ago. That's it. No one's gonna "win" anything, my prediction is that Shondo will stop streaming somewhere in the next 5 years. The reason doesn't matter. She could be institutionalized, she could be dead...etc. At best she will be a twitter account.

Felt more groggy than usual today so I doubled up my gamer supps this morning and my heart is going boom bah boombity bah bah

if you missed her patreon, you can still get everything from here:
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/6749831

>>64068216
You're going to die, shogga.

>>64068150
you should also learn English

>rat race
they are taling about FF and Somnium

>>64068150
yeah because im moving out with her

>>64068247
lay me down on a bed of roses and bury me with my daki

>>64068216
We'll miss you, shogga.

>>64067872
>I'm just tired of one-to-five month relationships and want some love.
you will not be here long, you will get bored of your latest 'interest', you are a whore and we do not want you here.
save the trouble of hurting shondo and leave now before you become recognised by her and then leave anyway

>>64068372
>FF and Somnium
Who? Never mind, this is gay high school bullshit. I'm out of here.

New job is killing my stream watching time, Any talk about a game awards watchalong?

>>64069169
the last thing shondo cares about is the game awards bud

I like that shondo gives updates about the streams on twitter since using discord is incompatible with my lifestyle.

I like that Shondo

>>64067308
I love it when newfags find a link they can use and just assume everything is in there, never actually clicking the link and realizing that the archive is filled with so many missing streams it can hardly be called complete.
It's laughable.

>>64069169
No
If Shondo wasn't live today I would sleep now and wake up to watch it with Jerma

I like that shondo retweets her updates about the streams since using discord is incompatible with my lifestyle.

anyone has the clip or audio where she rubbed her feet to the mic during a watchalong?
I can't find it in my archives...
or do you know which watchalong was it? barbie (Jan.14.) or scary movies (Apr.8)?

>>64070971
Pathetic coomer.

>>64071058
Please don't say that about my wife, she's very ladylike.

>>64071390
Proof?

uuu wifey foot stink uuu kun kun uuu wifey toe smegma uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooo

>>64070002
who

>>64071427
What's there to prove? What my wife and I do in private is our own business.

Why does that guy call other men "sir" in the offline chat?

>>64071480
ohnonono newfagchama you don't want to know or you might drop her

>>64071617
because he's a homofag

I love her so much!

>>64071058
come oooon
it's not like i'm asking for the richard dream (you can post that too I missed rrk)

I'll give you a syadouCursed in offline chat...wink-wink

>>64072946
Shut up! Damn fibber.

>>64068220
she literally is a traumadumptuber. every platform is just filled with traumadumps. no wonder traumadumpers were magnetized to her.

>>64073442
she's had a rough time
thankfully the only thing she can trauma dump about now is the mailschizo

>>64073442
Remember you're 'le bad grrrrr' if you do it to her.

>>64071480

>>64073609
I don't see anything wrong with that. Men need to be stoic or, at the very least, discuss their traumas with therapists rather than burdening little girls.

>>64074110
A wife is a man's therapist. Faggot.

>>64074146
If you think this, you have not been listening to a single word this girl has ever said about her needs and what type of men appeal to her. Faggot.

>>64074146
Kill yourself trauma dumper

>>64074210
She's wrong and I'm right

>>64074216
>>64074210
You will never be a DM Chad. Cope.

>>64074263
Kill yourself

>>64074210
>what type of men appeal to her
The type of men that appeal to her can do better than a schizo girl on the internet. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>Contradicts herself at least 6 times a stream
>Never knows what she wants
>Has no spine
>yOuRe nOt LiSTEninG to HURRrrr

>>64074380
kek she's so cute

>>64074372
Those same type of men also don't need to shoot higher than a schizo girl on the internet, so checkmate retard.

>>64074434
>don't need to shoot higher than a schizo girl on the internet
Retardchama...

I am Shondo's ideal man.

>>64074484
shondo's ideal man wouldn't brag about it, you are not him.

Please tell her to join Phase Connect

>>64074484
Assuming youre not the one who died, could you please stop calling the cops to my wifes house?

>>64074499
Yes he would because I am he.

>>64074518
>I am he
it's so over for you.

>>64074499
>>64074518
>him
>he
Shondo's ideal man is a mommy.

>>64074509
watch yesterdays stream and kindly fuck off

>>64074509
Actually kill yourself
She said literally last stream she loves being an indie, wtf would she have to gain from joining Phase? She loves the girls but she can interact with them all the same outside of it

>>64074533
>>64074535
He is I; I am all.

>>64074474
What's your point here? If you're content with yourself, you don't need to be like the other manchild ITT needing a woman's tit to suck on all his life. Shondo is not a therapist and most women aren't.

>>64074509
>more successful than every Phase Connect girl minus Pippa
>has her own vtuber group except they're friends fr
why should she join Phase?

>>64074642
You forgot
>fufils her merch by herself, wants to keep doing this, has the highest quality vtuber merch in the game
>is very protective of her IP and does not want to sell it to a corpo
It's fucking crazy how insane phaseshills are

I am in love with Shondo! She's very sweet and an entertaining streamer! It's been a lot of fun getting to know her and hanging out watching streams!

>>64074584
>What's your point here?
My point is that a man who appeals to her wouldn't have considered a vtuber wife in the first place.

>>64074707
I love her too but I have to remind myself that shes a stripper

>>64074724
Reread what I fucking said instead of answering my question to your retarded point.

u guys ok?

There's a reason why so many if YOU /here/ admit to being around 5'8". You'd not be her first choice in real life, probably not even her fifth choice if we're being honest.

>>64074642
She should be honored to stand next to Pippa. And Sakana and Dizzy would be able to keep her menhera in check.

accept your whore wife, or accept your whore ex-wife

>>64074896
RA always with the good takes

>>64074894
fuck off corpofag

>>64074844
shogey

>>64074894

>>64074856
uhm im 5'6 not 5'8

>>64074896
I will accept her and whine all the time and anti her sometimes thank you very much.

pippakeks shitting on the thread again

>>64074856
God being "average" is so depressing. If you don't have height as a man you have nothing.

>stream approaches
>shoggas looking forward to spending time with wifey
>antis skitter out from the woodwork to be retarded and sow division.
I love my wife and there’s nothing you could say to make me stop loving her!

>>64075025
Good. Shiggers need to lose their thread for a bit after earlier.

oof. I treat Pippa like a retarded step sister but her fanbase is absolute cancer. Total Capippalist Death.

>>64075054
Almost like your "antis" are just depressed/disappointed fans

>>64075101
>after earlier.
what did I miss?

>>64075127
don't fall for obvious falseflag

never seen pippand shondo in the same room together mkes u think

>>64075164
>he doesn't know

>>64075046
Most girls are perfectly fine with a guy who's taller than them, even if not necessarily tall. A man of average height has already got that covered, as men are taller than women on average.

>>64075250
I take it you're a virgin?

>>64075250
we aren't talking about averages.

>>64075292
Yeah Shadow wants as much a size difference as possible and the looks to choose it

she’s so goofy

>>64075438
HOW DO I RESPOND TO THIS

>>64075438
I wouldn't let her sit in my lap for good reason.

>>64075367
she wants the tallest obesest hung guy she can get to cnc her

>>64075527
This but unironically as long as hes strongfat and not just too fat to move

>>64075495
You say: *nuzzles you* uwu

I'm sick and tired of her baiting people with "uwu I'm sitting in your lap kya"
she does it way too often and it's just fucking unrealistic.
she would never even go that far, not for anyone.

>>64075579
She does it for me daily?

>>64075579
>"way too often"
>once a week
>"it's just fucking unrealistic"
>anime girl on the internet
Never change /shon/

>pings discord
>doesn't start stream
>is posting about numbers on her alt instead

Any new cute shon lewds?

>>64075657
Which one?

newfags are so easy to detect nowadays, they out themselves so readily now

>>64075722
What are you going to do about it oldfag? Kys.

>>64074380
just roll with it and stop considering it a real relationship. it's a relationship on her very mentally ill terms. terms that are literally impossible to abide by in a way that's to her satisfaction. it just is what it is.

>>64075712
https://skeb.jp/@nicknikg/works/2

>>64074856
i'd be disqualified from even ending up on her list of choices long before my height even came into consideration

>>64075775
Wrist....

>>64075796
Sorry to hear that, inceldom doesn't look fun.

>shondo mocking newfags now
ok this is something I can get behind

she's posting about the numbers on her alt to gauge the community reaction btw. she's definitely considering it.

>>64025243
Finally a normal image from you fucking freaks. I was getting tired of looking at her ugly ass bald ass cat in the catalog.

>>64075912
shut up newfag this is not the first time she posted this

>>64075925
That baker only bakes if we archive without posting a new thread on page 10

>>64075925

>>64075955
yeah and the last couple of times it sucked a lot worse than this time. it was decent now, especially the upper range with $1500+. she's also more money-hungry now than the last times she checked, even going as far as monetizing her twitter. why do retards like you always think everything is black or white?

>>64075895
Im at work what she say

>>64076204
Watch the streams if you care.

>>64076204
that people who are at work and cant watch streams are sad losers

guys, did shondo go for it when it was 3k? I remember her old posts that cancer ads are no-no, that she is a viewer herself. and I have always been subbed thus would not notice any change. (tho if you don't have 3 minutes of ads, twitch will choke those clicking on the stream with prerolls, so she must have had some amount of ads)

I have no idea what she's talking about 90% of the time. Am I just retarded or is this because of her being schizo? She just jumps around between the most random topics imaginable.

>>64076337
She never accepted the ad offers

>>64076204

>>64076367
Her being schizo + you having ADD

>>64076384
thx anon :heart:

*badoo* ded

>>64076337
why was she numberfagging anyway

>>64076390
I don't get it.

>>64076468
to boast a little that she's not a sellout ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>64076390
this but unironically. anyone being mean is an anti. Hate has no place in this community.

>>64076468
>>64076615
she does this sometimes, it makes me smile every time.

>>64076204
She said everyone that wasn't there since day 1 is irrelevant.

>>64076739
Based. You will never be Evan.

shondo... that's not how the melody goes...

hewwo

>>64076929
What's up, shogger?

>>64076953
test

>>64076739
Has anyone here been watching her since day 1?

>>64076974
Your test levels? Congrats.

>>64077000
fallenshadow

>>64077000
RA?

im jealous of a cat once again
its over for me

>>64077070
Yes.

IT SHOULD BE ME IN HER ARMPIT AAAAAAAAAAAA

>otis likes the smell of her pussy and armpits
based and same

>>64077000
moobot

>>64077136
Fuck that guy, always gets preferential treatment!

letting your pets become obese is animal abuse

>>64077136
moobot mogs streamelements

Oh I just realized the reference of the 2 yous at the tree.
too bad ren became a fag or I'd be praising him.

>>64076615
seems like a bit of a numbers wank too desu
she hasn't been all uwu I still feel small in awhile

>>64077200
ohhh yeahhh that's cute

>i hate capitalism
>IT'S BASED WHEN PEOPLE CHARGE AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE

SHE LOVES US
SHE LOVES US
SHE LOVES US
SHE LOVES US
SHE LOVES US

>>64077352
its le art so its okay
t. shondo expert

>>64077070
who

>>64077404
goku

animated henreader art will be insane

imagine if she put all of this money into her house savings instead

she forgot that she's going to be evicted next year

>>64077496
>>64077499
shes "investing" dont you understand
i hate people using words wrong

>>64077535
>>64077535
I'll invest into her cunny.

>read ren's one message again
she will never get over cheaters. never.
so much for moving on from people that don't deserve her love.

at least she's not pretending to be personally poor anymore

>>64077535
she also doesn't understand that money is fungible. i'm going insane listening to her talk about her finances lmao. she could've been in a much better position if she just asked someone that knows what the fuck they're talking about rather than thinking of herself as an expert at everything. GOD I'M SO FRUSTRATED.

>>64077624
I don't think you know what that word means

>>64077665
shut the fuck up ren.

>>64077496
>imagine if she put all of this money into her house savings instead
NOOOOOO THEN WE'D ALL LEAVE THERES NO WAY WE'D STAY IF SHE DOESNT GET NEW OUTFITS

>>64077638
putting money into overvalued companies like most other people isnt exactly better, but yeah having it in a etf would be better

brat

This isnt real, the shondo in my head isnt wearing clothes

I wouldn't have sex with Shondo unless she raped me.

-zjtrgjfvbtzjghujzjtjztjjbztbjzhzjzztbztjbzjbtjztjzbjztb-

deep down she knows that girls shouldnt wear clothes

>>64078216
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>>64078214
teaching feeling type

>>64077680
you'll get your message read someday anon
or you could just leave yourself if you think she's that spiteful of you

>>64078255
You guessed my favorite game.

>>64078311
where in my post did you read that I think she's spiteful to me?
why are so many of you illiterate?

She really doesnt like the idea of her mum vtubing lol

>>64078445
I would groom her.

>>64078445
she knows she would do so much better than her so she has to try not to have her surpass her or her ego will come crashing down

>>64078445
she doesnt want any competition, the giraffe would be her greatest rival

>2 favourites leave
>everyone is leaving
lmao

>>64078550
nobody is better at making you feel worthless than her

>>64078557
yeah, that tends to be what happens when the one you love does it.

>>64078550
Im so in if you think they are favourites. thank you anon <3 chuuu~

>>64078434
I don't know man but keep complaining it'll correct her behavior

>Shondo I didn’t know subscribing meant marriage. will you sign these divorce papers for me?
What's with all these fags? Are we trying to make her feel bad?

>>64078614
tell me that once you announcing to leave makes her do a skit about ignoring everyone else for a full 3 minutes

>she read my chat message therefore knows i'm here
yep, it's time to lurk.

favorite spotted

>>64078680
Anon she doesn't read names, remember?

>>64078693
yeah im right here

>>64078698
wait shoggas is this true? i don't use the chat often.

do you think she's vetted everyone person who's talking about loving her for whether they've adapted their personal views to her own and never talked to other women

>manlet whines his way to personal attention
I see this as a win

so uh...

she feels good today dont ruin it

>>64078698
>believing a woman's lies
KEK

>1200-1500 viewers consistently every stream
>only interacts with the same 10 people on stream and twitter
definitely doesn't have any favorites though.

hate to be the bearer of bad news but she is only capable of remembering 1 person per color

>>64078908
time to get that twitch turbo then

>>64078754
she does, how else do you think she noticed D missing and then went to look for him in other chats
what. a. fuck. just remembering that shit makes me seethe, we had the most amazing pregathon on sims 3, we were all super happy and then this bitch has a meltdown over someone who wasnt there. what a spit on the face.

>>64078946
shes a ho for an oiler

snibber lover

>>64078905
The same 10 people reply in 10 second flat.

this feels like a discord stream between her and her inner circle lol. i don't feel like i'm meant to be here.

>>64078905
>can't give her something interesting to read
>expects her to interact with it

>>64078811
Obsessed

>>64078946
Of course she'd notice, it was the pregathon.

>>64078946
she had a chatterino setup to stalk us

>>64079031
give me some banger fleece, dewd or retro quotes that had you in stitches

do you faggots ever not complain or are you just hear to be shitty and whine about everything.

Remember

>>64079196
BBC

>>64079325
ok? boring girl talk