/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kiss wife, thank for the meal and enjoy it while watching vtubers

I'd hug her tight, noogie her and laugh. No point in getting mad, plus I can teach her to cook later after I reheat the meal.

Squeeb

>>64025805
Yes, but I wouldn't tie her up and spank her afterwards.

>>64025805
Shove eggs into her ass, scramble the eggs with my dick, punch her in the stomach and release the eggs on the salad. Then, I'd eat it.

>>64025805
that's not even bad, you could've probably found a much worse example.

Thank you, cute wife <3

>>64025805
she made it for me :'), of course I would

>>64025805
I would first ask her who she is, because my wife does NOT look like that.
I would gladly, however, bend her over and fuck her in order to get to know her better.

>>64026739
whore

>>64026739
you sound like a nasty degenerate slut

>do you have wechat or whatsapp?

>>64025805
It's not the worst meal I've ever eaten. Put that on a baked potato and you might be onto something. In any case I honk her boob and all is well.

>>64025805
I need to watch her more. She is exactly the type of gyaru I like, except for the lack of dark skin and blonde hair.

>>64025805
... Imagine, just some rice and effort, and that would be a batch of quasi golabki. Fish on raw cabbage, without any rice? Or bread? That's kinda sad.

>>64025805
I will eat her.

People told me Ririka was GFE. But now you show me she's the perfect wife? Someone is lying here.

>>64025805
i ate the same shit for dinner yesterday except the lettuce was kraft mac and cheese

>>64025805

Of course. She's cute

>>64025805
plap her first

>>64026104
squeeb yourself

>>64025805

Its funny because this is the most healthy dish i have seen her had

>>64026212
thanks chef

>>64025805
I'll lift her skirt and drink her juice until I'm sated, then put the whole meal into the pan and stir fry it

>>64043929
Still better than cholesterol filled dish by Mel

>>64025805
So she spread her legs?

>>64025805
Only if her cunt smells worse :)

>>64025805
Putting Ririka in a naked apron + shock collar + pink egg and training her to cook via either headpats and vibrations or zaps.

>>64026739
You are such an unfaithful whore

>>64025805
I'd eat it with a chaser, then I take my position of bitch house husband because there's no way my shitty $50k/yr is more than she's making as a ceo

>>64025805
I love my wife Ririka!

>>64025805
thank you wife for a great meal!

>>64047693
>1990+33
>STILL falling for "ls dietary cholesterol is bad!!!" meme

it's all so tiring.

As a snack? Why not? I've ate worst to get macros in but that sure as hell isn't a meal.

>>64025805
Why aren't her tits as big as all the fanart claims they are?

>>64025805
>would you eat it?
Yeah, looks good enough

>>64025805
I would throw a fit like there is no tomorrow.
What the hell is this, woman? Where is my food?
Where the gyudon at?

>>64062314
No gyaru pussy for the next week until you apologize

>>64025805
Coming back to an apartment where someone waits for you would be enough to make me happy.
Not sure if I would eat all of it though, it doesn't look very good.

>>64025805
pat her on the head and eat it happily cause with a smile like that the sentiment is more than enough

>>64025839
Based and Husbando-pilled

Thank her for the meal.
Weekend I teach her how to cook steak and potatoes.

>>64026104
Eww fauna

I think her sausages and rice is the best shit ever

>>64026344
She's so cute