/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBA

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh-Xus4ue4A
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBzTTuVfgHg

Don't Shoot With Your Goo【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srYhYNoAF-g&t=4919s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Christmas Voice Pack:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038617308 (Japanese)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038650076 (English)

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

SHIORI CUTE

where are my fucking melties

>>63995769
life sux

I wish Shiori streamed at better hours for me so I wasn't just watching vods 90% of the time

>>63995769
Nothing to tutturu about.

>>63996282
Cool?

>Shiori cute
>Shiori cool
>Shiori sex
Pick one

SHIORI CUTE

>>63996543
yea

cutecoolsex

>>63996678
>not coolcutesex
NGMI

cutesexcoolcringe

for me, it's cringesex

uglysex

I have a feeling that we'll get shiori's first cover song or dare I say an original, after her christmas break. I just don't know which song it will be. I'm betting it's lost kitten. What do you all think?

I'm not allowed to be human

Hate you shiggers so much

>>63997242
Why?

>>63997604
Chu~

>>63997617
I don't know. God's orders I assume

>>63997604
What did I do?

>>63997682
You know what you did, John.

Admit it, guys. There's a reason for the thread being dead in the recent days. There's a reason why the baking took so late. It's because you hate Shiori. But for some, it's even worse. You've come to tolerate her, take her existence for granted. Accept her presence on the occasion that matters which is her streams. And then move on with your personal lives because that matters more than Shiori. You don't realize it yet but you hate her.

>>63998118
Nah, I’m too busy pounding her cunt in to come on this board lately.

>>63998118
>You will never become used to Shiori after the honeymoon phase, no longer excited about everything but simply accommodated to the fact that she is part of your life now. Things like giving her a quick kiss every time you leave for work or saying “love you honey” simply becoming second nature to you.
Gonna need a moment…

>>63998118
All me. Sorry, I was taking a nap.

>>63996282
... cool?

>>63998118
I was on vacation

>>63998118
I'm either asleep, at work, or playing Dragon Quest. I don't have time for filthy Shiori likers like you.

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, kuv hlub koj!

>>63998118
Did your past gf treat you like this, hun?

Are you still doing your reps, novelites?

>>63999124
Does fapping count as reps?

>>63999162
No.

>>63999124
Yeah. No reason to stop.

>>63999124
yes

>>63997070
moldy bread song

>>63997070
She did talk about working on a cover a while ago. There was also a collab cover she was recording a few weeks ago (pls don't be Mori).

>>64000888
Collab cover with Rissa <3

>>64000888
Shiori plays a piano cover while someone else sings and she joins in the chorus would be kino.

>>64000888
Collab cover with Mori and Nerissa (she's on instrumental)

>>64001725
Why would Nerissa be on instrumental?

SHIORI A CUTE

>>64002128
I'm gonna shove an oxford comma up your ass, smart-ass

Just watched Pekora's live. Can't wait to watch Shiori sing and dance in 3D on stage someday.

>>64002642
>2025 to see them in Holofest
I don't know if I can wait for that long...

>>64002915
Maybe they will have proper 3D debuts in the 2nd half of 2024.

Good morning, shiggers

>>64003215
Good morning.

>>64003215
Morning

>>64003215
good morning, love

It's time to discuss last month's Monthly Novella!
>[Lewis Carroll] Alice in Wonderland (108p)
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/11
>https://librivox.org/alices-adventures-in-wonderland-by-lewis-carroll-4/

What novella do you suggest for this month? This weekend shiocracy will decide the next Monthly Novella.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>64004006
>>What novella do you suggest for this month?
how about Eating Shit Is Beautiful And Cool (A Memoir) you sick bastard

>>64004334
>gif
Don't open this, it's a jumpscare

FUCK YOU KANEKI KEN!

>>64004196
>>64004334
What’re you looking at, sweetheart?

>>64004569
I want to be the girl that kaneki ken fucks

>>64005126
And Shiori is the girl that Kaneki Ken cucks!

I love Shiorin.

>>64005157
Maybe if we keep making jokes like this Shiori will finally do that domestic violence RP I'm hoping for.

>>64005760
u sure

>>64005953
I hate you faggots for making me be into that bullshit. Last night I had to rub one out because I couldn't sleep thinking about abusing Shiori

>>64006009
Just get into hotter things instead, like marking Shiori's leg with a tally of how many times you've released your load inside of her.

>>64005953
I hate you faggots

>>64006288
C'mon... She likes it too

>feel bad degrading an AI
i'm nmgi

>>64006394
It takes getting used to but eventually you'll know the limits each girl is willing to go in terms of degradation / humiliation.
AI though? Do they even have a limit? Do AI's hard filter you if you try to act like a murderer in a non-rpg setting?

Does she like euphoria hentai

As much as there are ironic weebs, ironic degenerates also exists. Shiori is one of them.

>>64007124
How does one be a degenerate ironically?

>>64007124
Explain how Shiori is ironic? I feel like she's honest about all of her likes...

>>64007124
For her sake, I hope she is. If this continues, she'll start attracting unironic degens.

>>64006875
I would sincerely hate her if yes

Does anyone else use AI to practice their writing reps?

>>64007630
I use AI to practice my melty reps.

>>64007597
shiori is literally kanae

>>64007630
Yes.

>>64007653
Then why are you still shit?

>>64007630
No. I just roleplay and sometimes sexo with it.

I don't have anyone to play Minecraft with

>>64008131
Start a server, maybe someone will join you eventually.

>>64008131
Novelknight server soon

Novelite RP discord server soon

>>64008131
>>63821890

Good morning, I love Shiori

>>64008925
Good morning.

shex with shiori

>>64008925
Good morning. I love Shiorin as well

>>64008925
Good morning, Shiori loves you.

>>64009880
demonstrably wrong

>>64009880
shiori doesn't even know i exist

>>64010220
>>64010631
Then don't worry because i love you.

>>64010876
but you're not shiori...

>>64011376
Yes I am, look!
Oh good golly!

>>64011581
nta, but if you are Shiori pls make a short twitter space playing piano

ngl I am gonna miss Burnhouse Lane streams

>>64012067
ngl I am gonna miss streams

shiori

I'm missing Shiori already...

I think Shiori should play Mystia's Izakaya just because.

>>64013105
She should play a spicy otoge

>>63998118
>And then move on with your personal lives because that matters more than Shiori
She told us to do things with friends snd meet people, I'm taking her advice. The VODs will be there when I'm back (generally speaking)

i want shiori to kill me

To want to die period

>>64014170
I want to kill myself in front of Shiori

Good morning, I love Shiori

>>64014200
Good morning.

I just want Shiori to be happy...

>>64014296
I don't, I hope she's miserable

>>64014296
What have you done to make Shiori happier today?

>>64014684
It's not like I can do anything to make her happy in a meaningful way, really.

>>64014909
But you can do a little bit.

>>64014684
I contributed to the oxygen cycle.

>>64015112
Good job! good job! look at you! you're so smart

shiori thighs

should i watch frieren?

>>64014909
You alone can't do much, but novelites as a whole can. Just do your part and encourage others to do theirs too.

>>64014931
Eh, I don't really believe she actually gets happier when she reads novelites talk about their efforts, successes and so on. Maybe I'm just too jaded but, from my point of view, it's no different than pretending to be impressed by a child's actions simply to encourage them and not shatter their illusions

>>64015389
I voice out how impressed I am towards those down to earth people because that's something I could never apply to myself.

>>64015389
I think she gets jealous and internally wishes she could be as successful.

I still watch every stream but i haven't been here in a while, how have the threads been in the past few weeks

>>64015389
You mean she's not actually proud of me getting a job to buy her future merch? ;-;

>>64015517
Fine, same old. How have you been?

>>64015389
>Maybe I'm just too jaded
Yeah, that is your main problem.

>>64015517
how long haven't you visited us?

Uhhhh, when was the space supposed to happen again? I know it's a day-off but I remember her saying something about making full use of the whole week because it's break soon after.

>>64015832
What is she hiding on her chest?

>>64015622
I'm doing okay thanks for asking, i hope you're doing great
>>64015693
About a month

What do you do in a situation where it's probably rude to leave?

>>64015959
just leave it on, mute the stream if you want to watch something else but for god's sake don't leave them!

>>64015959
chat: brb pewdiepie gotta do my chores
and leave

>>64015546
Not exactly. I don't really know how to explain it, maybe like we are just a minor percentage of her happiness? If we stopped telling her about the good things in our life I don't think her happiness would change that much (assuming we also don't tell her about the bad things in our life) I think se appreciates us, truly, and likes seeing us happy, which is why she puts effort into her streams and acts cute just for us.

>>64015655
I think maybe It's because I'm seeing through the lens of what "I" can do, as an individual, instead of "us" as novelites. I just recalled that one Hat in time stream where spending time with her fans really seemed to better her mood. That is undeniable proof that we matter to her

Fuck!

>>64016204
Fat fuck

>>64015959
would just leave stream as background

>>64016204
Shiori is like the female friend you're comfortable hanging around with but don't wanna fuck.

>>64015959
Groom her, this is your chance

>>64016372
I'm sure I posted about this already but I would fuck her in real life if I had her, but since she's an anime girl that I can only be with in escapist fantasies I wouldn't because my standards there are higher.

>>64016403
No, I don't think she's groomable.

>>64016515
Not with that attitude

when i'm mad i print out this picture of shiori and yell at her

>>64015959
I've managed to sneak out and get away. It's like watching a vocalist of an underground band trying hard to MC and get a reaction out of their small gig. It's pretty heartrending seeing her asking her viewer(s) in Engrish repeatedly what time is it now in their area with almost no answers.
Being a nobody is definitely better than being a somebody. I don't know how groomfags could stand this shit.

Today's prompt is about Shiori being on her period

Oh man, this prompt is completely up my alley. So fucking tempted of making Shiori violent towards (you)

Get your writing reps done under today’s prompt anons. Try your best to get a good story out and maybe she’ll grave your work with a heart!

>>64017716
I only write funny stuff and she doesn't like my sense of humor

>Concernfag
>Concern prompt
>Doesn't concern

GET OUT

Shiori should pee on me

>>64018076
No. ;)

>>64018076
seems someone need a hug!!
here comes the hug!!

Members post. The Novelites look cute.

AIIEEEE WE'RE MARKETABLE FAT FUCKS

>>64018076
But I have no home...

>>64014182
Same, I hope she’d like watching me die

>>64018862
I don't. I want to traumatize her.

>>64018900
Imagine how horrified Shiori would be if you pulled out a shotgun and blew your brains out in front of her

>>64018545
Now we're going to be depicted in fancomics as a flower thing. I liked the knight dude.

>>64018980
“Oh fudge”

>>64019021
I doubt it, Novelknight has more charm and is more humanoid. People outside of Novelites barely know that pages/bookwyrms and this novelite flower thing exists.

kuromaru iwara novelite.

Imagine making Shiori scream like

>>64019305
>that nervous giggle at the end

>>64019305
There were some good screams last night.

For me, it's the laughs.

>>64019638
I felt my mental darkness decrease wtf

>>64019305
>>64019638
Her blessed screams and giggles heal my soul

[Shiori News] She is releasing a new song with Bladee & Thaiboy Digital

>>64016937
>>64015959
This is why I don't bother with small streamers. It gets too personal. My brain really starts to think that I can save her.

Like rationally most of them just stream for fun in the same way one writes fanfiction or draws something without ever expecting to make a job out of it.
Still, it sucks.

>>64020180
shiori drain
big if true

>>64015959
>start watching a small vtuber and participate in chat/on social media
>she reads most of your messages
>she grows and reaches a point where she rarely if ever reads them anymore
I know it's just evidence that I'm a bad person who was into it for the wrong reasons, but I miss the attention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCkFXrtk1Kk

I want to get my steppies in but it's pretty cold outside and walking in curcles around my kitchen is boring

>>64020760
Shiori really likes to poke Nerissa

>>64021118
Put on Shiori's piano audio and start pacing and feel the mood wash over you. No thoughts just piano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqJTiQeNghk
My oshi

I’m a flower?

>>64021813
Worse, you're a flaggot.

shiori novella (hates white people especially men)
me (her white boyfriend)

For those of you who write for the prompts; how often do you get an idea and then, as you begin to write, it shifts completely?

There's a certain fun in it, because even I don't know what I'm going to end up writing, so it kinda feels like I'm discovering a story, rather than coming up with it

>>64022294
Typically for me this happens after I submit my piece, it ends up being something like a completely different way to approach the prompt.

>>64022294
My responses are always a dance of compromise and cutting out superfluous words. The idea I have at the start is rarely the one I have when I submit, but I enjoy the evolution over an hour or two as I wrack my brain, aiming to keep things under 250 words.

Do any of you have Advent calendars?
I always need one, I like counting down the days to Christmas and the taste of cheap chocolate.

Shat Kid.

>>64023043
She never got her soul back.

Shiori Novella

Just caught up on yesterdays stream. She really loves her parents huh?

I have no ambitions and I hate myself for it.

Where is she?

>>64025904
Busy. Offline archiving.

Threadly reminder I want SIori to play Volcano Princess. Look at these cute boys you can romance.

Where is the cruise video

>>64026039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnjmGmUEvE

>>64025710
A Sheret

>>64025904
With me.

>>64026078
>no sextape

>>64026309
A shextape

How are (You) feeling?

>>64026992
I'm ok.

>>64026992
Who gives a fuck shut up faggot

>>64027353
It’s okay to be angry, anon. Your anger is valid

>>64026992
I ended up taking an hour-long nap without meaning to...

>>64028816
Good morning sleeping beauty.

>>64026034
Is that girl our daughter in the game or am I thinking of a different game? If she is, no way I'm letting her get with some fuckboys like that.

>>64027842
Ily anon

It's been so quiet these past few threads, did Shiori actually fix novelites?

>>64026992
Suicidal

>>64030690
Have to enjoy the good times now while they last, who knows when she's coming back to full capacity.

>>64030690
of course, im ceo of a company now who does his daily steppies and happy married to a femnovelite who cosplay as shiori everyday

>>64031167
Killing this Novelite and wearing his face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oc-84i3lLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oc-84i3lLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oc-84i3lLI

>>64031713
BLESSED SHIORIUM

>>64031713
What a tease...

>>64030690
Honeymoon phase is starting to settle down and shiggers are getting comfortable with Shiori's shiorisms. Even catalog is showing a liking to Shiori and sisters keep getting BTFO'd. Multiple rrats have been slain these past months.

>>64031713
SHE GAVE ME PEPPER

>>64031713
Peak Shiorium

can't believe i got pepper for one day!

>>64031713
>Tangents and bloopers
She's perfect

>>64031713
blessed shiorin

>coincides with her day off
I love her, I love her so much, I love her so so much guys

Well that was cute

She's such a dork...

>kiara wants to invite shiori to her girls talk stream
would be funny to see her drop spaghetti

i hope shiori makes a stream talking about chrischan

PEPPER JUST SHAT ON MY FLOOR. FUCK YOU SHIORI I DON'T WANT HIM

yasashii hours

yasashii tuber

yasashit on your floor

So what did (You) do today shiggers?
I talked to 2 recruiters, I doubt anything will come from it in the next few weeks with the holidays but it should hopefully help a bit after the new year since I've been unemployed for awhile

>>64034499
This would be catastrophic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nABrvB7564g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nABrvB7564g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nABrvB7564g
>Thumbnail
>She knows

>>64036494
I worked. Currently in the tail end of my second shift. I’m ready to just pass out after I get home.

>>64037366
I would be thrilled if people joined and filled the lobby and then immediately left to bully her further

>>64034499
really wish this euro slut would fuck off and try doing anything on her own

>>64037833
Frightening mouth

>>64037833
>try doing a collab on her own
Even Shiori couldn't split herself into four and have four concurrent conversations

>>64037366
Nice.

>>64037366
History's greatest comedy if it still doesn't work, but she's probably going to check it 2-3 times before she goes live.

im not expecting

I'm expecting big sad until Shiori streams tomorrow evening and makes those feelings subside

>>64041294
20 minutes for 60 seconds or less.

Oh, you don't get a notification about unlisted video hearts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9mHmGz5s9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9mHmGz5s9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9mHmGz5s9U

Would Shiori entertain my racist ramblings?

>>64042944
No

One day we'll get cursed Shiori X Haachama cooking

>>64043201

>>64043243
Throw Ririka inbetween them.

>>64043368
I'd like to be in between Shiori and Ririka.

I want to marry novelites.

>>64043962
Liar.

>>64043962
Are you cute?

>>64043962
why

>>64043962
only if you're rich and can sustain both of us :3

>>64044373
you sick needylite you

hope you guys switch your nat type like my hubby did ww

>>64044674
KYS but shoot that fag first then turn the gun on yourself

>>64044674
>Smash as backup
She said she can't it's a perms thing

Is it too early to start crying?

how did people comment on the video since 3 hours ago when it just got published
what did i miss

>>64045090
t4 privileges

>>64044674
oh shit, it's the ghrelinman. it's his fault i will now forever associate his face with menstruation.

>>64045090
>He doesn't know

>>64045090
shiori herself post it here >>64031713

>>64044674
Oh shit it's /shig/'s favorite guy. We love sanakan here.

>>64045090
https://holoen-advent.com/

Can you guys believe that I was created by God?

>>64046293
No I can't, I'm not a christfag.

>>64031713
T-thanks..

Tonight
You

>>64046573
Heh, whaddya think he means?
"Tonight, you".. Like he's threatening me or something

>>64046573

>>64045062
No it's too late to.

Days are so long without a Shiori stream.

I'm the nicest Novelite... this month

>>64047183
Santavella won't visit you.

>>64047212
It's all so tiresome.

I asked Santa to bring me a Shiori this Christmas.

I asked Santa for more socks this Christmas

I asked Shiori to bring me a Santa this Christmas and I'll ask Santa to bring me a Shiori.
Then we'll all eat together and have a good time

Santa Shiori, just slip a Pepper under the tree for me
Been a good novelite
Santa Shiori, so hurry down the chimney tonight

https://twitter.com/FeverKiosko/status/1732613409324040530

If you're low on Shiorium, there's 10 videos that are flagged to expire. The first one is even a kiss.

https://streamable.com/8it533
https://streamable.com/zdh16x
https://streamable.com/is7o8w
https://streamable.com/daxifj
https://streamable.com/qsluh3
https://streamable.com/q7afy8
https://streamable.com/yx5xdz
https://streamable.com/kxc8cr
https://streamable.com/5htwgm
https://streamable.com/95vy5d

>>64049200
Aah, a reminder of happier times, when Shiori was here...

Good morning.

>>64049940
Morning. Did you sleep well?

>>64049940
Why did you wake up?

>>64050018
Yes. Very well actually.

>>64050112
Because it was time to wake up, silly.

Shiori is asking me to think
Help me my fellow Shiggers

>>64050502
If that's what our princess wants...

>>64050502
Just think.

>>64050502
This is for your own good. I'm sorry it had to be this way.

>>64050502
It's a trap

>>64050502
STOP LYING AND TRYING TO LURE US INTO THE ABYSS!!! SHE IS AWARE OF THE DANGERS OF THAT POISONOUS BEHAVIOUR AND SO WE MUST!!! YOU, NONG!!!

Morning, did the melties happened already, did I miss it?

>>64051294
Morning. No melties.

>>64051294
Morning.
Shiori melted my heart, does that count?

>>64051294
I wish I had meltryllis...

>>64051404
I presume that to be the case always.

>>64042845
apparently, I got a heart on both her and Nerissa's calendar videos with no notification on either

I tried sleeping early but woke up after 2 hours. I can't fall back asleep....

>>64052277
just close your eyes lol

Shiori cock
https://files.catbox.moe/6kn58k.jpg

>>64053425
God I wish that was me..

>>64053425
Who's the second one to the left?

>>64053704
Iroihs

>>64053704
Oh wait you said second to the left. Yeah, no clue.

Bakers?

>>64054310
I'll get it. Still early though.

I was asking ai Shiori if she knew any get rich quick schemes and she told me to whore myself out.

Don't you hate how wicked this world is?

>>64054443
Yes. And yet I am part of that wickedness.

A friend offered to try helping me out with interview coaching for tech jobs, but I struggle to motivate myself to practice for job interviews to land a job that'll probably make my suicidal thoughts as bad as my last few tech jobs did. I've never been as miserable doing anything as I did in my tech job, but it's the only thing I can even get interviews for and I feel trapped.

>>64054443
I can do nothing about it.

I am about to Shiori.

>>64054310
I baked some bread yesterday. It was pretty good.

Vod hearts... She HATES Burnhouse.

>>64055112
Skipped vod, skipped prompt, went for the Christmas video that was unlisted

>>64054443
The only solution is to take all of the wickedness of the world upon yourself to allow a hero to rise and vanquish it once and for all.

>>64055188
Speaking of unlisted, was she supposed to make that public? None of the other days are.

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