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News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Vox at AnimeFrontier December 8 (Panel): https://x.com/AnimeFrontierTX/status/1723039084547907837
Luca, Ren, Xsoleil, Krisis, Sonny, and Alban at Nijifes 2023 December 24 (Event Stages, Streamed): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1687795587163537409
Everyone (minus TTT) at AnimeImpulse LA 2024 January 13-14 (M&G, Panels, Concert): https://x.com/animeimpulse/status/1724517557842149543
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Luxiem iPASS collab: https://x.com/ou_en_event/status/1724623268387443060 Noctyx Winter Start
Winter Date
Heroes Half Anniversary
Double Eleven Fair

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Noctyx LEVEL UP!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOSUXw2Wwvc
Zali Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc
Fulgur Duet Cover (Ren is there too): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb89QsZgHRs
Pio Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY7FwAp0RMY
SUPER DUPER YEAH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqGhG089yz4

thinking about wife's cute breasts

Reminder that Shu is weak to anal.

Which lambro has the best milk?

Can I get more bird/bat wing facts to I can keep making cute headcannons about my demonhusband

Shu is already sold out, but M&G tickets for the rest of Luxiem will be going on sale over the next several hours! Luca is up next.

>>63892805
good luck to those grabbing them

>>63896339
it would be fitting for him to have a belly button piercing to match his tongue

>>63891718
When new wing feathers grow in after a moult they are encased in a protective sheath and they’re called pin feathers in this form

Usually the bird will groom itself and make the sheaths drop off as the feathers grow in, but some particular stubborn sheaths are difficult to shift. This is itchy and uncomfortable for the bird so while you shouldn’t touch their wings too much because it makes them horny, it is ok to help them shift those stubborn pinnies.

I know Demons wings aren’t the feathery kind. And this applies to most of the birds feathers not just its wings. But still…

Giving grumpy itchy moulting demon husband wing scritchies for his pin feathers

>>63896791
Very cute. I would imagine that when his wings start getting that big after eating too much, it would be like snake shedding and he has to pick some of the dead skin off afterwards

>>63897202
He needs to rub his wings against a big tree like a bear scratching it’s back

>>63897597
i hope that one tako enjoys apex

>>63897738
He probably needs more horn maintenance than usual because they came in really sensitive and crooked due to eating too fast, no wonder why he likes being hungry, horn and wing maintenance sounds annoying.

Demon tickets up soon

Demon complaining that he’s hungry and asking him what kind, fully ready to help with either outcome

alban LOVE !
dino game soon, but i can't watch it live ueee TwT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XYPg27m94

>>63897929
uuuee.....he said he might replace an apex stream with rust.....but it's okay he's a little tryhard and it's cute....

>>63900816
cute tako, as long as you and him have fun that's all that matters.

>>63898305
They are all itchy and dry and need nightly oil massages to keep them healthy
High maintenance ‘l demon with his 12-step ‘skincare’ routine but for horns and wing

>>63901482
Cute, I bet he used to have retainers that would do that for him but now he’s alone and struggling

https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1731829802884051120

https://twitter.com/RenZott0/status/1731679391208374401

https://twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1731567464415105220

alban died in the accident

alban survived the accident

>>63891083
Wife. He's made to be a mother.

>>63909467
i guess i should have expected suits or similar

https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark/status/1731857331271438809

>>63909776
It's always suits

>>63909890
least they got cute casual clothes for the half anniversary.

paul come home

>>63910922
you'll get generic anime boy #135 and you'll live with it

>>63911050
I believe he will come home

I know he said that he doesn't know his true demonic name, but I'm still looking forward to the storytime just in case.

No die while me sleep

die anime impulse die die die die die

>>63917654
what happened

>>63909467
hex has a little ponytail! how cute.

>>63917837
look at these fucking prices that were 25 last year

https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1731872321521004815

>>63918043
Must be to accommodate having all the livers

https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1731902707361874044
Wife is coming home!

finally free to catch up on the ark vod....
also study stream tonight !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtICHCdsb4g

>>63921380
i missed him i missed him i missed him i missed him i missed him i missed him

This is so cute, comfy desktop pet
https://twitter.com/Tsuki_MoonLoaf/status/1731871312216301985

>>63922328
oh wow a shimeji, what a throwback

>>63921707
We must stay strong together sheepie!!!!

>>63917654
>>63918043
please...when will anykara ditch this shitty expensive cali con that has no clout other than niji... I don't care if I sound bitter and jealous anymore

RAPE!

>>63926467
Anime impulse reach out to anykara not the other way around, they just allow their livers to participate that's all. If you want other cons to invite NijiEN you should contact them and ask.

Projects
>Korean Sana ako na lang cover
>Lore 2.0 touching on Ver's past, his fears, insecurities, and cool to see it connect to other livers projects
>All the lore he put into Cer and connecting it to the Jangsanbeom cover
>All the parody and Villion videos
>Working on his next cover after exams. Aiming for early 2024
Streams
>Chunni YGO streams and card unboxings. YGO references at the most random times.
>Hearing him talk about his life, advice, and experiences in the Radio Streams(rip)
>Randomly drawing in paint on stream or uploading his drawings on twitter
>Constantly changing his BGM for hype moments or to better fit the mood.
>Happy if you think of him as a boyfriend, or hot, or sexy.
>Rawrs and kisses
>Molesting shotas on screen and sharing his love of cute things
>Sex batsu streams with Hex/Doppio. 2 boys 1 ring off collab
>Collabing with a variety of people from KR,ID,YGO duels with JP, or Indies.
>Going through fanart on stream and reacting to it. Almost 2 months behind and will probably never catch up
>Trying his best to improve his singing and wants to do more Karaokes and covers.
>3.0 Blushing and Crying Ver
Pathetic Kaichou
>Pathetic Kaichou's attempts at trash talking during WrestleSanji
>Pathetic Kaichou ranting on twitter whenever something went wrong with his day
>Pathetic Kaichou getting drunk cause he was nervous before the puyo puyo tournament
>Pathetic Kaichou getting laughed at by everyone leading up to/during the summer festival
>Pathetic Kaichou being laughed at and bullied by Doppio every time they collab.
>Pathetic Kaichou's fortune reading from Uki
Peak Comfort Woman
>Not being able to stop himself from constantly moaning, squealing, and screaming
>Shamelessly whoring himself for money in his 24 hour stream.
>Told he was being too much of a whore and couldn't sell his feet
>SEX shower stream where he far too much enjoyed being naked and lusted after
>Encouraged fans to jerk off to him and draw more porn of him
>Specifically does tweets hoping it'll make fans thirst for him
>Bragging about his ass and chest every opportunity he gets
>Erotic and tiny asian wrists
Misc.
>Fatty's love for snacks, donuts, and cakes
>Finally buying the stuffed bear he failed to get from the claw machine a year ago
>Denies being Korean while living, breathing, and spreading Korean 24/7
>Busy this year between school, studying, exams, and a summer job but always tried his best to be fun/positive even when he felt down and exhausted

Nearing a year with Kaichou. I love Kaichou. There was some rough patches, but you did a lot of cool things in your first year, met a lot of cool people, and was given lots of love. I'm excited for the next year and I hope we can be with each other for a long time.
https://vocaroo.com/150cophy7nxx

Demon nonstop sneezing

>>63930472
cute villion

>>63890458

>>63931726
We need to snuggle him to keep him warm!

>>63934615

auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XYPg27m94

ohhh alban used to play piano, guitar, and violin....my talented cat....

camellia in albans chat today too

he wants to watch alban play yakuza....

Demon…live? Stream has died after about ten minutes

Please come back ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/live/57uPxTSIyL8

aruban playing on the rust server with kunai this week, at 9pm est !

>>63935992
BACK
YAY

>>63936076
How did I actually sleep and then wake up just in time for the stream

>>63936150
Nice


Aw he’s feeling all festive

He looked up the Wikipedia page for Santa Claus and it made him feel happy

>My Big Scary Demon Overlord Can’t Be This Cute?!

>>63936276
A demon being really excited for christmas reminds me of saint young men. Demon so cute

i think he really wants to sex the cat.......but i agree....

>>63935823
>>63935892
>>63936358
Thank you for the daily camellia grooming alban update, hopefully soon he will make a song dedicated to alban and fly him to japan so he can sex the cat

I’m loving the bantz today

As a professed roguelike lover vampire survivors is pretty mid but still entertaining at a base level

Other people that are alive
Ike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_WL0tpnQOk
Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sRC4O4UfxM

KEK
demon calling me a whore!

That is close to optimal vox but not quite

Now that he is taking up a thrid of the screen I now see that his hair goes down to his ass. I half want to brush it and half want to yank it

Demon struggling to open his candy packet

I'll be your concubine demon

These are my favorite types of demon streams, Nice and comfy and full of bantz

aruban i wish i could study along.....but i'm so lazy.....

This santa debate is so funny

VOX KEK

reylo jumpscare

skip ad

>>63940057
unskippable, sorry

Can we go back to santa dickriding

SKIP AD

I really love hate when he starts thinking about reylo because it always leads to this

I don’t care about Star Wars but I enjoy ranty passionate demon

byebye demon, hilarious stream. love ya

otsuu aruban
i didn't get any work done but it was nice listening to you while staring at my assignment......

>wife is coming home
>I caught the flu
Fuck my life I was happy wife will come back soon why must life kick be down like this

Anyone got any views on their audition yet?

hex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_3HdR9AtU

Hungry demon’s tiny wings

missing Jiro...

>>63944132
Vox…

>>63943394
Bite

>>63942063
feel better soon, imagine wife being tsun while giving you a get well kissy

Kyo on twitch

>>63936507
>>63939067
>>63939394
>>63940706
I’m late with this but….banter Claus
See also; Ranter Claus

cute brothers that have a huge size difference

>>63945880
Archivist will still be shorter than beeg demon which is even cuter

>>63947086
a whole 30cm shorter, wife gets to live out his titan's bride fantasies. i'm so glad 200cm demon came true. poor doppio is gonna be relegated to 3rd tallest...

>>63948199
Pio will just have to trancend being a humanto grow taller

I like these edits

>>63891083
kek

>>63948961

>>63949010

>>63949100
last thing i see before i die

>>63949316
He lures you in and then snaps your neck...

>>63948390
he's gonna turn into a titan.. actually pio with as a kaiju sounds dope

>>63949316

>>63950149
picrel is moments before my fated end. wife's disgusted face looking down at me after i gave him the worst possible sloppiest kiss and grope.

>>63950774
his reaction to me molesting him on the train during a 40min commute. that night he goes home and gets rape corrected by vox for refusing to be chauffeured to school and insisting on taking public transit because it's better for the environment. three days later i die a horrible death in an alleyway by the hands of a hitman his brother hired.

>>63951153
Nah, vox would kill you and eat your soul. Unless this is a modern au

>>63951959
i pictured it as a modern AU but i wanted it to feel impersonal like i'm trash he doesn't even want to lay eyes on. we can put a personal and lore accurate spin on it, he can kill me slowly then eat my soul. maybe he'll even taunt me with recordings of him having sex with his brother as he does it

>>63952148
Both are good angles, sasuga

>>63930472
cute villion x2

wife will return to us soon...i miss him so bad

Best krampus

>>63953789
I'm looking forward to him playing more TWD

https://youtu.be/UiVmG6aB5d8
Loli Ike

>>63954394
ToT

haven't watched streams in a long time but I suddenly remembered Sonny's comment about timestop...

I can’t wait until we get Tenshi backstory

>>63958738
Same, seems like it’ll be very interesting

>>63961409
Grab and pull hard

>>63961747
What is with you and wanting to grab and pull demon, is it because of how he’d react

>>63962243
Yes :D

But also sometimes it’s cute aggression. That ponytail/his wings/horns/etc are made for grabbing and biting and slamming in car doors. M’gonna squish him like a bug and consume him (affectionate)

>>63962974
Be careful that he doesn’t scratch you with his sharp claws in retaliation

>>63963839
Demon scratching me with his sharp claws? Pinning me down and snarling and sinking his fangs into me? Oh no D:

>>63964514
I was gonna say that I like soft demon but I am gonna make an alarm for smash tomorrow so he can beat me up so I can’t say jack shit

>>63964984
Valid

I enjoy both, I want to bully and hurt soft demon and I want mean scary demon to bully and hurt me

Enjoy smash, I will be trapped in the wage cage, so hopefully no vod deletion…!

https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1732044191063253054

https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta/status/1731997019676323866

American culture is centered around Shu. They have holidays for Shu. They killed hundreds of thousands to free Shu. They listen to Shu's karaoke. They elect Shu as their president. They dress and act like Shu. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Shu. They post sassy gifs about Shu. They watch sportsball in worship of Shu. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of Shu playing sports. They use Shu slang like "eyyyyyyy" and "hopcon". When you say "Shu" they're not thinking of the Ancient Kingdom of Shu. They're thinking of Shu. Their cities are completely overrun with Shu. They worship their Brisquad police force disproportionately filled with Shu and their global police force of soldiers filled with Shu. Their men sit around watching Shu ball while their women sit around watching Shu talk shows. They worship Shu while attacking the yams who actually built their country before Shu took over. Their movies are filled with Shu and their music charts are topped by Shu. They send Shu to the Olympics and celebrate when the Shu win because those Shu are true red blooded american Shu. They watch Shu porn to a point where "SHUSSY" does not make them think of the international game "Among Us" but about Shu penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate Shu and how the Shu's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love Shu but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of loving Shu.

>>63966999
I was gonna ask what shu was replacing here but I figured it out. Nice digits

>>63966999

That pasta…


(Dubs & trips checked)

>>63967939
No Vanta don’t look…

>>63968146
Too late he’s ending it all

aruban apex for the tournament !
can't watch it live but i hope he has fun !
https://www.youtube.com/live/ITmQGFiza2U

Uki playing with slime... I went through a phase a couple years ago where I'd listen to slime asmr kek. I've always wanted to try playing with one of those aesthetic ones people sell...

>>63969502 (me)
Fuck he's playing with Momo Slimes too... I've always wanted to try one from them

>>63969567
... It's painful watching him play with it right now though

>>63969697
Chat sucks you can make the slime have bubble pops even with a slay slime. Aieeeeee Uki why are rolling it out like

>>63969849
It's not satisfying because you're just smushing it around...

brazminion I demand juri shu art in commemoration of today's stream

>>63969969
Water slimes suck though, I hate the slosh-y sounds. It's not as satisfying as bubble pops

>>63970059
Clear slimes really are pretty, I'm still in pain watching though

which male has the tightest bussy

>>63970540
luca

>>63970051

>>63970284
Uki isn't making it very satisfying to watch, but I'm happy he sounds like he's having fun at least

>>63970830
Noo don't combine them...

>>63971031
Okay that was one satisfying pop, but he doesn't really understand how to create air pockets

>>63971380
I can't tell if the one he's playing with now is just a regular thick and glossy or another slay slime. Probably slay, it looks kind of matte, but it's hard to tell

I swear to shit if luxiem doesn't get sketch merch AGAIN I will fucking kill someone

>>63973349
Ver looks so much better with that hairstyle.

Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBMxePeKDCA
Claude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba3qiicz8vw
Vanta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJY_EDqvX5o

>>63973467
It's not fair

Still no socks

>>63974188

>>63974188
The D stands for Daring to go sockless

>>63974395

Bye Uki... that hurt me to watch, but I'm glad you had fun. I want to play with slime now too

>>63973349
boys look cute i like the ruffle/train things
sad though. i think ver's outfit incorporates it the worst from what i can tell. his full jacket/the black part is so ugly.......
ready to fuck ver's puppet

>>63974494
>>63974188
they're too matched up for me to not think that they're each other's plus one
hex third wheeling

Vanta soon

gn

Shu is peeing cutely!

>>63977073
Ver and Doppi at their wedding and Hex as their side piece

Pio pio fact!
Back in the earlier months you would often hear police/ambulance sirens in the background of streams.

AAAAHHH PIO PUPPET IS SO CUTE WITH HIS FANGS. Although I wish they kept the green part of his eyes I understand why they didn't. I feel like in general though people forget that the upper half of his eyes are green.

bumpy

>>63944810
Thank you I feel like death warmed over and my throat is fucked too....I wish wife was real and he can come tuck me into bed uehhh TwT

>>63966999
i love you pasta yam

i don't really like Doppio's look for the Xsoleil anniversary, he feels plainer next to his wavemates

>>63987781
I also love you random anon.
captcha: RKKKX

finally free
time to catch up on the apex vod

>>63989424
from one pasta anon to the other !

i’ve been feeling very overwhelmed by my love for hex lately… he truly is perfect for me in every way. i wish vtubers were real.

>>63994143
Be careful…the pipeline is real

>>63994241
it’s so unbelievably over for me

>>63994143
Is hexxy your first every vtuber oshi?

>>63994523
What was the context of this art, this Sickling is really going through it...

>>63996018
Sicklings get a lot of art of them just basically dying

>>63996100
Like oshi, like fan...
Sicklings are pretty cute, though. I don't see art of them often, but they always look so fluffy and rotund. I'm glad Hex treats them well.

>>63996250
There's a lot on twitter theres just not many of them here

>>63995942
i think so, yeah. i feel so drawn to him in ways i can’t explain. if i’m not careful i’ll start waxing poetic about how much i love him…
>>63996018
i honestly have no idea, it just made me laugh super hard. we truly do look so pathetic in basically every piece of artwork.

>>63996560
You're free to sperg out about hex here, this is after all the purpose of this thread. To sperg out about the boys you like.

I love demon so much

Ike soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCtr2gUHggY
aussies alive
Luca https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQK3PcK-NXw
Sonny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtGOMYb8GPE

Wish me luck in getting beat up by demon

Ike live

I like that he wants to do more chill streams for members, It's nice

demon is very peepaw today

I think katgaming is an actual leech

demon love

MY WIFE IS AWAKE AND TWEETING, I am saved

Byebye demon, it was fun being beat up by you. See ya tomorrow!

https://www.youtube.com/live/QCn3vbMtlTc hex is live with ‘firework’!

Edgy hubby

ive been staring at kaichou’s outfit since it was posted…i cant decide whether i like it or not…
also, im suprised their outfits are white & black and not black & white (like, main color & accent color)

>>64012936
all 1st anniversary outfits have been white iirc? and had a bit of a wedding/bridal feel

>>64012962
dude i didnt even notice that until you pointed it out. just googled all the merch and your literally right. oops

>>64012962
It's first anniversary vow renewals that's why it's bridal themed

>>64013221
…every nijiboy is our wifehusband…

>>64014725
Oh, this is cute...

>>64016043
When's the demon's next stream kindred?

>>64016502
Friday, today’s member’s stream was super comfy and I’m pretty sure he’s prepping for anni so he’s busy and wants to chill

>>64014725
actually very cute lmao

>>64016661
Sounds nice, comfy streams are the best, hope whatever he's cooking bts goes well. Did a certain Smash player make an appearance during it today?

>>64017132
Yeah but he had way more games with the kindred so i’m not too mad about it. He said he’ll do this kind of again which is nice. He was really encouraging towards us too when we lost, wants me to get better at smash again

>>64017393
That's sweet, member's streams are always the best.

My throat is fucking dying...send help

>>64017622
Yup. Man I forgot we’re getting a kind of NA stream this sunday too (1pm est but I’m off that day). Members eating well

>>64014725
My little bro gets all the hoes.

>>64018870
NA winning for once... Happy for you!

https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1732483776519745981
Don't know what prompted him, but Shubert announcement

>>64020468
You made me think this was gonna be something important

>>64020677
It's important to the fans

>>64022061
You can make this exact same joke but with Akuma's Raging Demon.

>>64022565
Why haven’t yams made this meme but with juri’s supers

https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv343408860
Reminder that Sonny will be in this at 20:00 JST (6am EST tomorrow)
And if the tako still wants to record it that would be appreciated… You have to become a member to the channel and I’m pretty sure the archive will be uploaded so you don’t have to restream or anything

>>64023654 (me)
Just to clarify the whole archive is for members only

clip of claude in rust the other day but with EN subs
https://youtu.be/aKKkvYH8pHg

Pio

>>64025037
Is alive but I am tired and forgot the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-mnVX_Oo1Q

>>64024817
kek Rai and Rou are so cute, Haruka too
I wasn't expecting Claude to play Rust and then interact with his JP senpais so quickly, but it's nice to see and I hope we get more of it

>>64023654
i've membered to the channel for this and i'll restream it so anons livepost it, i'll record it too !

>>64025325
i've wanted EN to play rust for a long time now, i hope it catches on. i think alban might play it too? i just love the potential for random encounters
>>64025381
tako you're too good for this world...

Boy am I glad I can still gush about demon here without feeling like an insane person. thanks

>>64025692

>>64027038
I'll never stop saying it but keep on loving your oshis. If he makes you happy, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

>>64027293
Thanks, I've kinda realized that everyone's kamioshi is what their "platonic ideal" of a vtuber is, and Vox is that for me. What he's doing now is exactly what I like about vtubing and I wanna kiss him for it. Actor wave will be my children (especially if they actually care past the first month), but vox is my GOAT.

>>64014725
Why did he change models.

https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1732537436863856686
i can make you feel less lonely

>>64027038
I enjoy having fellow demon lovers to gush with

the fact hex can’t make meaningful progress in narrative-heavy games because he’s too preoccupied with chat always makes me laugh. he’s so endearing.

>>64030879
Whenever I decide to watch some of Hex, he and his chat always seem to be in their own little world together, it's cute.

>>64031839
he’s obsessed with us, and vice versa. it feels good to be married to your oshi…

Sexcat is a WHORE

clod went live early again

Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIddjs98N94
Claude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubD6vNam1eE
Uki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwgkuG0PltU
Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe4S5xesZy8

i love claude but i can't get over the decision to make his forehead exposed and his eyes tiny

aruban mc soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of4PjfdzbAo

who else is camellia grooming besides sex cat and claude

No demon tomorrow uuu

>>64038214
he's gonna groom all the boys at this rate.....nijiboys orgy song soon....

claude is getting harassed by men in the train station

aruban kawaiii TOT

>>64040891
holy fuck ToT

camellia in albans chat again giving him audio checks.....and alban got kicked from the server....

>>64041438
wtf claude is his side piece..

the en mc server keeps kicking alban out.....
>>64041513
no....he can have a harem of boys....

Vanta alive

>learned card tricks for extra credit in uni
claude is such A Guy

alban is trying to learn how to be australian

>doing taxes ASMR
is claude our paul ericsson

wife please join claude's amogus lobby wife please join claude's amogus lobby wife please join claude's amogus lobby

I've been eating soup every day for like 2 years.

>>64043332
soup noodles or stew is the perfect comfy but lazy meal

albans streams are so laggy for me recently i don't know why......it doesn't happen with anyone else......

>saturday chinese classes where you learned nothing
claude truly is me

grrr bratty alban still refusing to give us a salary....

based alban i fucking love raw celery

>>64045955
It's only good with some kind of dip...

>>64046288
i like it on it's own....or with salt sprinkled on it.....

alban is talking about how fucked up it is to wash your kids mouth out with soap as a punishment.....if you were an asian kid you might've gotten dried chilies rubbed over your mouth...

>>64046599
I got yelled at and locked in my room to cry it out

>>64046727

>>64046599
i have a scar from when my mom pushed me into the bathroom and i fell and cracked my chin open on the tiles. i was 4 or 5

>>64046599
I got yelled at and hit with a clothes hanger...

>>64046797
Yeah I remember crying so hard my one of my eye started like leaking blood kek it was crazy

/nenmen/ - trauma sharing general

>>64047276
camellia harem real

>>64047316
I think most people /here/ probably have a little something wrong upstairs, some more than others

alban is going schizo.....

>>64047446
Nah man I talked to another anon a couple days ago and they said they shared cute vtuber clips with their parents and gush about their oshi casually to them. Some people here are just completely normal...

>>64047582
my parents used to punish me pretty severely but i still love them a lot, they were just new parents and it was societal norm at the time.

>>64047668
growing older made me realize my parents were just ordinary people fumbling their way through life like everyone else. some shit took a long time to forgive but they're the only parents i have

>>64047582
Wow... what I would give to be able to share my interests with my parents and not have them look at me weird... I love them, but it's tough sometimes

>>64047668
I mean I love my parents too but I wouldn't willingly share my interest with them...my mom makes fun of everything I like

i love nenmen trauma bonding

>>64048034
are we... a pack

>>64048380
Who's the alpha

>>64047875
I remember in like middle school or something telling my mom I liked science class and I wanted to grow up to be a scientist and she said I was too dumb and bad at writing to be one...like aren't you asian I thought you'd like that I loved school but no everything I liked had to be bad and made fun of

>>64048519
the thread bakers because they provide for us

i just realised alban is still wearing his short shorts mc skin TTOTT

>>64048960
I'm an alpha...

otsu minecraft

My parents are good but lord without my leaf gummies I am fucking fighting some demons in my head and I am no doomslayer

Dead thread TwT

>>64051223
we will die soon anyway