/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

all i want for christmas is a gura graduation

Gura cute Gura cute!

I hate my life so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

Day 6! Give it up for day 6!

Y-Y-Youw honyow, I wasn't just fowwowing owdews. (・`ω´・) I did i-it because I w-wanted t-to

Is Fauna streaming tonight?

my wife

Do you really believe that all she's been doing for the past few months is hololive stuff, making bread, reading the hobbit, and arts and crafts?

Give me something to goom to

>>63888851
I don't think I've done much more. So yeah that seems pretty believable

>>63888851
Who cares. She hasn't been streaming and that's all that matters.

>>63888851
She also watched Spiderman. I'm sure that took a week.

>>63888851
All of these projects have been kino but I can't watch her lives or listen to her music more than a couple times without feeling sad. I can't get excited because now we know she doesn't like to spend time with us anymore

Hi chumbies, not really a Gura fan but I hope you are all doing well and she comes back strong for you guys.
Just wanted to note how its cute we have the same easily trackable thread shitters. Sorry that Pippa fans hate you guys too.
Have a wonderful day!

>>63888632
man, time flies when you're having fun

>>63889174
I noticed that /vt/ is pretty much run by a group of dedicated threadshitters. Nothing new unfortunately

>>63888851
Yeah

>>63889174
was curious what you were talking about and god damn... what a fucking retard lmao, he really got mad when he got called out. Sorry you guys have to deal with somehow even more annoying schizos than we do

>>63889253
Yeah, I bet Gura is having fun doing the things she does while not streaming, but she doesn't give a damn how her not streaming makes her fans feel.

>>63888118
>raping{/spoiler] a fembud

>>63889174
We appreciate the solidarity, based Pippatriot

>>63889399
what are you talking about

>>63889466
>Failed close spoiler tag
Time to kys myself

>>63889524
Kiwifarms and Pippa fans hate lolis, Gura, and jews, im sure you can figure it out from there

>>63889260
All me >:)

>>63889585
why are you being so coy instead of just linking me the funny shitpost or whatever. I'm not going on a treasure hunt for shit.

>>63889585
https://youtu.be/0OxZSzTVcqI
Which is ironic, considering Pippa herself likes Gura
Nothing wrong with hating Jews though

gura <3

>>63889657
if what he said didnt give it away you are likely incredibly retarded

>>63889260
well you had people ranting and trolling in the beginning, but now there are people who think their shitposting is pushing their poorly thought out agenda and accomplishing something, much like political nutjobs posting on xitter all day.

>>63889657
a retard was using the same indie to shitpost in /jidf/ as he was in here, and now that he's been caught he swapped to 'boy how about those threadshitters, let's spend time talking about them' to be obnoxious

>>63889585
Whats wrong with hating jews?

>day 6 already
A week of ghosting isn't even a topic worthy of conversation anymore, we're all just numb to it. Two years ago it would have been the end of the world.
It's fucking over...

>>63889771
hes been caught doing it tons of times
feel bad for them since they have been getting raided by kiwis for the better part of a year now

>>63889771
lol thanks. yeah it's obviously the same guy

>>63889799
it's been over for a long time retard

>>63890068
>What gura does instead of streaming

>>63889585
Shouldn't they have joined their tranny friends in hell after lolikami got so popular?

Is there an It Has to Be this Way edit of gura vs oreos?

>>63890161
despite not being a chumbud and just coming in to say hi, i actually have this saved.

it's ogre...

I love the heck out of this girl and nothing can stop me!

>>63890215
Damn that's comfy, I want to be that comfy.

>>63890222
checked and thanks non-chumbie

It'd be fun if fans could sponsor Gura's gaming streams.
I wonder how much it'd take to motivate her.
A sad part of her not streaming is that,
new fans to hololive don't know her.
Their experience of hololive never had a "Gura" streaming.

>>63890364
I just think shes erotic

I need to ryona this creature and make her even more depressed.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>63890433
She'd look so fucking sexy with a black eye and a bit of blood

>>63890433
stop projecting doomershart

Gurass

>>63890534
But I'm not depressed or projecting anything? It's just my fetish.

>>63890390
Maybe if we all pool our money we can buy a karaoke...

>>63890433
>>63890491

>>63890576
nah, you're miserable so you want to spread it to others

>>63890677
No I'm horny and I just want to fuck her T u T

gettin somewhere

>>63890390
HoloEN hasn't even brought over that many new fans. You can thank Cover who doesn't care about anything outside of Japan, yet virtue signals that they want to expand globally.

>>63890728
godspeed, im@sbud

>>63890677
>Feetfags and toddlercons spam ever thread
>One ryonafag shows up
>"StOp sPrEaDiNg yOuR FeTiSh"
Ogey

>>63890780
what the fuck are you talking about retard
sorry that I'm not the thought police, my trigger is people saying shit about gura
if you want that fuck off somewhere else

>>63890780
just stop replying to him, it's the freaks/'fiesty'sharts/stop seething anti guy
leave him be and you get to watch him gripe at thin air, saw him biting bait in /cc/ the other day, it's ridiculous

We love gooba here.

>>63891050
>you have to let me hate gura
nah I'll shit on you all I want

>>63891055
I love her so much I just want to punch her in the stomach and piss on her hair

>>63891209
please get over the abuse you experienced growing up so you can finally move on

>>63891209
I want Gura to piss on my hair

>Furor, James Wargull and Mas0n dropped her
>JasonDreams and many other chumbuds became Boobros
>Lots of buds going menhera
At this point her fanbase is just gonna be greynames and a few copebuds

Gura thanked her gifters and snubbed her members.

>>63891936
realistically if i tried i could probably get a list of at least 50 names that people would know off the top of their head who have basically dropped her
honestly there really isnt much of a point in having her as an oshi anymore outside of lust

>>63891740
Make sure she eats lots of asparagus first

>>63891936
>>63892035
I saw a few familiar names in grey last week, I dunno if many have dropped dropped her so much as they're just waiting to see if she shits or gets off the pot

Gura is going to spend Christmas with her bf (best friends)

>>63891936
Literally no one is going menhera. In your fantasies maybe

>>63892434
(Not us)

The threads were actually pretty chill for a while.
I guess someone decided to make their rounds.

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

Maybe sunburn was Gura's hint at her suffering a burnout, but we didn't understand that?

>>63892569
One sponsored stream can only calm fans for so long.

>>63893067
Nobody believes you freaks are fans.

>>63893067
Maybe we can pay for a sponsered stream ourselves!

I wish Hololive talents' managers were public figures who you could contact

>>63892434
yeah, all me

>>63892569
Gurandma...

>>63893105
What does a gura real fan look like ?

>>63893187
The fact that you wish that is why they aren't. A normal person would not wish that

Gura loves CP

>>63893187
>unironic let-me-speak-to-the-manager-karens here
this is why nobody wants to deal with you

>>63893606
Of course, Captain Picard is the best Captain.

>>63893391
like this, except reality turned out to be even worse than the parody.

I love Gura the most!

>>63893606
chum penis, yeah, mine.

Sticking out your stream for the chumbizzler

>>63894243
No me

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>63890728
something seems wrong with this

>>63894376
I loved Gura, but she filed for a divorce and a restraining order after she caught me shitposting on /vt/.

Pp

>>63888632
>soon to be another week of ghosting
Oh boy
Here we go again

Gura cute!

>>63894639
Ha! pp!

I love Gura so much that I want her to stream.

>>63894763
>week
lol, lmao

>>63894170
This has nothing to do with parasocial you retard. You could easily argue that someone who sticks by someone regardless is more parasocial.

Gura loves me the most!

>>63894994
the word lost meaning a long time ago

>>63895266
people are just screwing with the meaning by inserting their own idea of what it means to be parasocial, like the retard who thinks you're not parasocial if you're not begging for streams

>>63895423
can you contain yourself for like one post please

>>63895490
>YOU CAN'T DISAGREE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
say something that isn't stupid for once

>>63895478
Im that shrimp

You better do what gura says

>>63895703

You guys better not be trying too hard to take my title of "biggest retard".
We might have a problem.

>>63889772
Right? Because of them and their barbaric ways, I'm circumcised. And that's awful.

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

PARASOCIAL
FUCKS

I wish I were the lucky bastard to marry Gura's roommate

>>63895947
kys pedo

>>63895786
this, but unironically. fucking savages

>>63896174
It feels pretty good to be married to her, not gonna lie.

Girls are kinda cute buds and Gura is the cutest of them all.

>>63896237
I wasn't being ironic. It makes me so sad, and that it's impossible and will never happen. At best, I hope we can get more pics of her roommate, maybe if she even streams or makes videos of herself irl in the future.

Yeah she's real cute and also my real wife END OF SPOILER

Gura is ugly.

>>63895478
>>63895578
You know you're being digested, right?

>>63896845
Being part of Gura is an honor.

lol

>>63896873
We know, Mairne.

>>63896873

>>63896845
God imagine...

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>63896845
that's what I was hoping for, she will still turn from blue to white before I'm digested.

>>63897153
KEK

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>proud of not reading it participating in the thread
Gura is the only chuuba where actively scorning discussion is considered the sign of a good fan.

2024 will be better, I mean it can't be worse right? Right?

>>63897750
The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

I love my wife who has curious interests.

I need to feed on this mess of a woman child

>>63898087
>Boiling shark meat
Disgusting, throw her in the grill.

>>63897622
you mean scorning anti posts

>>63898551
a most devious plot indeed.

>>63899565
Her delicious peach belongs to me.

>>63897750
It can always get worse.

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>63900375
>>63900449
fuck off anti

>>63900498
You’re the only anti round these parts, mister.

>>63900580
I'm proud to be anti-hair and I'm happy Gura doesn't have any

>>63900375
>>63900449

>>63900657
>thinks Gura is anti-hair and not fuzzy wuzzy >.<

>>63900806
she doesn't grow hair and she definitely is anti-hair on cute girls.

>>63901306
Gura's small hairless glistening wet body...

>>63888810
No

>>63891936
But I'm still here. Day 1 member and I'm not leaving until she graduates. I only watch her anyway. No one else compares to Gura. They'll come crawling back

>>63893606
Yes. Gura does love cock pussy

>>63889174
pippafag and gurafag here, thanks for constantly seething about me every week please post the cosplayer meetup pic again it's been a while you've missed a few weeks

>>63898551
Careful. Shit like that will get someone shadowbanned. Gura doesn't like criticism anymore even though she said it was okay. I guess she forgot to tell her new mod. I assume he's new because this just started happening recently.

>>63900375
Why do you autistic fat pasty neckbeards have a fetish for pubes? You say Pucci? Why? That's so fucking cringe lol

>>63902386
I honestly wish you people that kept shitting up that comments section actually did get banned.

>>63902534
Why not wish for more Gura content?

>>63902760
We got more Gura content this morning and you mewling shitters don't give a shit. Quit pretending to be fans.

>>63902760
Nothing says you can't wish for multiple things.

Gura is old now

>>63902453
I say Pucci because during the time where Kiara was talking about shaving hair or something and /ggg/ was shitposting about Gura being hairy, I was also playing Master Detective Archives: Rain Code. There is a character in that game named Pucci, which sounds like a mix of pussy and coochie.

>>63903088
There's nothing wrong with being older. It's a part of life.

>>63903091
That is an incredibly cringe reason. I dislike you more now.

>>63903091
You don’t need to explain yourself Chumbie. The person you’re responding on was obviously just trying to be mean for no reason.

>>63903316
Hair lovers aren't chumbies

>>63903258
Embrace the cringe, it's what Gura would say.

>>63903372
She said that but she's doing a spectacularly poor job of putting it into practice.

>>63903361
I understand your bored, but at least try to be funny when you shitpost.

>>63903414
People should call out Gura still being so prone to call things cringe.

>>63903425
I'm not shitposting it's the truth hair lovers aren't chumbies and if you like hair Gura is not the girl for you she doesn't grow any

>>63902386
the shadowban thing will never not be dumb
you can't prove it and there are multiple comments with criticism and a million comments typed with an unwashed anus still up, both from moments after the stream ended to now

I love gura no matter how hairy her pucci is

We're really about to hit 1 week without any content yet again lmao, literally nothing changed and ever will. This is Gura's normalcy now, come back after 1+ month to do some shill shit then dip again. Maybe if her shrimps didn't coddle her, then maybe she would actually be forced and motivated to appear more often

>>63903723
There have been comments which got shadowbanned 100%, I made a comment on an alt on her anniversary stream and it is now only visible to me when i'm logged in

>>63903065
What content? Did I miss something?

>>63903414
I think it's cute that she has trouble embracing her own cringe, try as she may.
Even when she tries to show affection sometimes she panics and acts like people will make fun of her for it and think it's gross. That one actually sucks.
I love my insecure wife.

>>63904111
It was a paid Christmas voicepack

>>63904147
Yeah I love her flaws too. Maybe someday she'll get better but I guess it's fine if she wants to get better at life stuff.

>>63904182
thanks for reminding me to pirate it, saw it at work yesterday and forgot

>>63888757
>I wasn't just fowwowing owdews. (・`ω´・)
We don't ask Gawr what she was doing between 1938 and 1945.

>>63904242
>spoiling that
Cringier than anything Gura has ever done.

>>63904182
>if you want to hear me say merry christmas for the first time in 2 years you gotta pay up
How can anyone defend this?

>>63904288
I did it because of the guaranteed (You)
I embrace my cringe

>>63904322
I mean if she did that for a members stream, you'd still be paying for it.

>>63904182
>Yet another example of Gura only "coming back" to shill shit

Wife soon?

oooh baby we're gettin there

>>63904919
those aren't gura

>>63904919
They better be nopan

>>63904919
Are they fembuds?

>>63903723
>>63904068
This is an automated thing on youtube, I have 2 accounts just because of this, youtube picks comments seemingly at random to shadow ban within like the first 30 seconds of posting. It's not just Gura's channel, it happens everywhere, long posts have a high chance of being flagged, short posts (like less than 15 words) are pretty much never touched.

>>63904322
>>63904525
Maybe I blanked out because I was tired when I listened to it but she didn't even say merry christmas did she? She talked about making a scarf for the listener and not a whole lot else.

I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.

>>63905255
gura is an anzubud

>>63905411
Nice.

>>63905624
I don't know anything about idolmaster but this screencap is pretty based. Gura has good taste.

>>63905624
Based. I like anzu too

>gura will come back
>she will do a movie month
>she will finish all of her games
>she will read every unread super chat
>she will do unarchived karaokes
>she will tell us she loves us
>she will do more ASMR
>she will say feet
Look into your hearts and you know it to be true, she is the same same desu after all, have faith my fellow chum.

Gura, it's cyb0rseggz time!

>>63906288
>she will say feet
I SEE THROUGH THE LIES OF THE JEDI

>>63906288
y-yeah

>>63906408
Love this sassy 'lil shork

>>63906288
I want it to be true as well.

>>63906288
>she will read every unread super chat
you gotta keep a certain level of realism to a funpost, a suspension of disbelief or something, c'mon

>>63906288
And she will rub her cunny until she gooms with us.

Gura is a babby.

Child

>>63906788
You lack true faith and must be corrected.

tummy hort..

>>63904182
Oh fuck that I don't care about voice packs

>>63908569

I think one of the worst parts about the lack of anything is that I'm still scared of making plans to do anything unless it's the day of, mainly because I really don't want to miss a stream on the 1% chance she does one. It might actually be worse now too because if you do happen to miss a stream these days you might have missed the only live thing she'll do in over a month's worth of time.

>>63909224
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>63909309
Just go out and do something, bud! Become the blood sacrifice.

>>63909224
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>63909224
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>63909484
>spoiler
I tried making plans a few weeks ago hoping it would bring her back but of course it didn't work. Even my bad luck wasn't enough.

will gura play gta vi in 2025?

>>63909612
Probably not. Didn't really seem like her kinda game without it being on stream, and even if she was able to stream it when it comes out I doubt perms will ever change for music.

>>63909224
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>63909612
as long as she can play the radio

>>63909224
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>63909886
Honestly even I quickly lose interest in GTA without the radio. It really immerses you.

Booba huhaha

>>63910556
sucky sucky

>>63910556
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

So does Gura plan on streaming more regularly now?

on me

>>63911273
Gura doesn't plan on streaming at all. Other people plan for her sometimes.

>>63910556

Inside of me yes.

>>63909309
For me her streams are at the perfect time where I'm most likely done with everything and am just winding down before bed.
But I was getting irate several months ago because people kept springing stuff on me on the one day Gura was streaming.

>>63887852
a

>>63911800
Gura I love you, marry me!

>>63912940

Yeah, me.

>>63912940

>>63915125

ear

What da chumbies doin'?

>>63916260
AFK skilling in osrs while watching youtube videos.

>>63916260
Playing wc3 customs.

>>63916260
I am playing civ6

Will Gura sing padoru padoru with us this year again?

>>63915228

>>63918639
surely

>>63916260
Watching ppl play Against the Storm.

>>63916260
shoveling snow

Latefag here, why did Gura delete every video off her channel except music vodeos?

>>63919458
Works on my machine.

>>63919458
she said she wanted to make more music

>>63916260
I bought lethal company but I have no friends and I don't like socializing.

>>63916364
I used to mine at the MLM on my phone. I would rest my eyes and use the audio cue to know when the ore was depleted. This little trick would put me to sleep in like 10 minutes flat every time. Maybe I’ll get back into that game again…

>>63919458
There is a video tab as well as a live tab.

>>63920106
Maybe not exactly the same, but I'm too scared to even make internet friends let alone "actual" friends.
Oh well, it's single player only for me.

>>63920671
Same desu. I'm not good at making internet friends

>>63916260
Grinding in Black Desert Online. :>

>>63920106
Got Lethal Company myself too but my friends never invite me to play it with them.

I wonder how many dicks Gura has creamed on

>>63921052
My old friends have families and careers now. They only get on once a week nowadays.

>>63919458
All her streams are under the live tab, you retard. Youtube changed that at least over a year ago, probably more

>>63920106
You gotta drink a little alcohol for the first time to get the socialization wheels greased.

>>63916260
Reading ascendance of a bookworm, web novel. I'm still giving my dino gura belly rubs too.

Gura shouldn't wear short skirts

https://youtu.be/GrocXhe9W1s?t=1h5m47s

>>63923359
3 years today huh?

>>63923882
I can't believe we've been with Guda for so long. Feels like just yesterday when she debuted.

Post the goodnight pic. I’m sleepy and ready for bed :3

Haven't touched a thread since the stream, guessing nothings happening still?

>>63924170
She's streaming right now. Are you okay?

>>63924129
I'll leave the oyasame one for oyasame guy to post.

>>63924218
rolling my eyes

>>63923882
Gura is truly perfect for porn. Shame she went the vtuber route.

>>63925058

>>63925058
This shy peitie introvert little girl is perfect for domestic abuse. I want to marry her and choke her every night. She will be too afraid to leave or even call for help. I love her.

>>63921992
nta. but I hate the taste of alcohol, no matter how sweet the drink is I can still taste the bitterness

I wonder if she's sleeping.

>>63925274
Maybe. Or just watching random videos from bed.

I painted my nails gura blue

>>63925480
Oyasame

>>63925480
sleep tight buddy

>>63925480
sharkdreams

what if gura was a boy?

>>63925993
I'd still fuxk her.

>>63925993
Well she already has two cocks.

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

Does Gura still bully Watson

Gura is in love with me.

>>63926732
I'd say it's mutual bullying.

>>63926615
nice art

>>63925993
Then I will suck her cute little pp

I love her, man...

I love Gura's body

Gura is my actual real wife and I love her more than anything!

Gura is my Gurandma.

>no lethal company perms
it's over...

>>63928480
who cares, gura is probably a pro at it already

>>63928618
Anon she hasn't played it yet.

>>63928931
sure

>>63928618
Even if that were the case, why would that stop me from having fun enjoying her streaming it?

>>63929000
We'll ill say it was clear she hadn't played it up to the shill stream. After that it's anyone's guess, but it's still likely she's been busy doing other stuff instead.

>>63928480
Why is Cover so bad with perms?

>>63926732
i fucking hope so, that's the essence of their ship

I refunded hatsune miku on steam after playing for 2hours. How the fuck does Gura play on extreme without missing? What kind of autism does someone have to find this game fun?

>>63929593

>>63929593
The cutest autism

>>63929593
Autism + musically inclined

Gura... I need you....

Why does everyone like Gura and her big fat tail?

>>63929847

Least delusional chumbud
https://twitter.com/guraiscuteuwu/status/1731865185516650793?t=o8-XYCMBX3rRG3YzcrT6TA&s=19

>>63930236
>no tail
can the game even do tails?

>>63930636
Why are you stalking people that appear in chats on twitter, anon?
That's pretty kimoi.

>>63930656
It's doable, but I have no idea how to implement tail physics

>>63930814
I just saw an artist I follow retweeting it

https://youtu.be/DgNRb2xQsls

>>63929593
Its for the dopamine boost after a full combo

>>63929593
I enjoy playing rhythm games on lower difficulties but once it gets to hard i give the fuck up. game is fun as long as you don't feel compelled to be the best at giving yourself arthritis

If Gura's going to stream this week, it will probably be because I'm going to be too busy at work to watch it properly.

>>63931444
best I can do is an advent calendar short, maybe

love gura

>>63929593
It's fun because you can feel your reflexes getting stronger after playing it and then getting a good sleep so the brain can enhance itself.

>>63930636
She did give us a scarf, though.