/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>63872982
Amen

This is my first ever bake so gomen if anything is wrong

>>63873006

>>63873203
Lexa-kun...

>>63873203
looks like he can read

https://twitter.com/shin_diena/status/1731258667306262760

>>63873203

>>63873346
Holy kek

>>63873346

>>63873375
>Pompadour level 1

>>63873375
AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>63873346
main character
>>63873375
main character's best friend

>>63873346
>>63873375
why these look extra retarded

>>63873346
looks like a shitty 4th route weakest protag in a yakuza game

>>63873375
looks like a fucking NPC goon street punk in a yakuza game

>>63873346
retard from tokyo revengers
>>63873375
retard from tokyo revengers

>>63873578
can he see?

>>63873578

>>63873578
lmao 2phantom

>>63873346
yugioh protag
>>63873375
tristan tayor

>>63873375
He looks like an anime delinquent that picks on the main character

>>63873203
It looks so fucking weird

>>63873600
can he breathe

>>63873879
GREASY

>>63873857
>>63873879
UGLY

>>63873940
I kinda like the long haired one kek

>>63873973

>>63873973
He's kinda cute

>>63873857
>>63873879
Magni is so symmetrical he literally looks the same

>>63873954
i like this one the most

guys maybe axel and zeta should... you know...?

>>63873973
digivolved hakka

>>63874215
They should play a way out

>>63874223
>>63874251
>Looks exactly the same

>>63874223
Why is he blurry...

>>63874223
>>63874251
He's as symmetrical as magni...

Rooting for them, Armis and basically every team that doesn't have a woman in it
Also just realized Izuru is with Rio and Gamma lets fucking go

>>63874215
>>63874252
Don't start again, it's been over a year. Let go.

>>63874351(me)
whoops forgot ze picrel

>>63874354
That actually looks really nice desu

>>63874351
TSB... Jubutsu something something...

>>63874223
>>63874251
Not related but god do I find this expression annoying as fuck

>>63874354
He looks so cute like this, I love my extra feminine auntie

>>63874354
This is Hakka's lesbian gf

>>63874403
>>63874433
No way...

>>63874417

>>63874411
There's some things even Shiny Spicy won't make me tolerate
Also imagine if Bettel and Hakka were in this man. We could've had them + Auban for our jobber team

>>63874488
>Bettel
>Joining a holo event
Roru

>>63874488
>Auban
who

>>63874524
It hasn't been easy for him these days, trust me. Shouldn't hold it against him. A lot of people who signed up also did so last minute

>>63874456
What's wrong with the way he looks? It's very cute, like he has a messy ponytail/bun

>>63874567
Yeah poor Bettel, having to do karaoke with his friend

>>63874563
Alban Knox from Niji. Did the fortnite collab with Leader, Shinri and Kyo. Currently in the same team as the Ollie and another female(also ID im assuming)

>>63874488
I think you're in wrong thread

>>63874524
>Ollie's holopro apex tourney

>>63874632
>One single event in a year

>>63874631
You're right, I should've talked about Bettel and Hakka collabing with a holo or niji female instead of a male. That would've been more ontopic surely

>>63874623
rumao you're a nijisis yet got mad about le women in boys' team?

>>63874623
>not knowing iofi
go back to /nenmen/ or wherever the hell you're from

>>63874733
Why the fuck would I know about your indowhore faggot? I skip any retarded collabs Axel does out of reflex. No hololive faggots allowed, promptly kill yourself

he is mine

>>63874662
You just wanna be called retard, interesting

>>63874733
Brother this is /MANS/ not hhlg why would anyone need to know Holo JP girls

>>63874649
>Moving the goalpost

>>63874876

>>63874993
Bettel still isn't joining any events

>>63874952
It's funny seeing these retards getting so pissy just by someone mentioning how bettel and hakka would make a good team with alban whilst they basically have free rein to spam as many irrelevant holos as they wish. Letting hololivefags camp here was a mistake

>The TSB event starts
>ARMIS Team drops
>Jutard runs around like a fucking idiot
>He looks back, but his teammates are nowhere to be found.
>RuzeCruise and Octavio are so far away from him
>Jurard is panicking
>In the distance, he hears gunshots. It misses.
>It was on purpose
>He panicks and runs away
>You can hear a distant giggle. Meruru gave him a warning shot.
>Jurard screams for his teammates
>But both of them are silent
>"...Guys? This isn't funny!" He shouts
>Somebody from behind smacks him
>He screams and sees Chi-chan, chasing after him along with Deron and Rion
>He runs and runs. He looks back, and his pursuers are nowhere to be found.
>His screams for help fall on deaf ears. He keeps running aimlessly and reaches... Shinri's team.
>He begs for help
>They offer to help a fellow EN boi out
>After miles of running, Flayon suddenly shoots at Jurard
>He turns back, with the three of them, guns pointed at his head
>He panics and runs towards Octavio and Ruze. Both were worried, and help him take cover inside a building
>"Oh my fucking god why did you leave me beh-"
>Suddenly he stops. The building was hiding all of the contestants, waiting in ambush. All of them, guns pointed at his head.
>Octavio and Ruze point their pistols at him too, with teary eyes
>They all conspired to kill Jutard all along
>Astel appears behind and points a shotgun behind him as Jurard is frozen in terror
>"...Sayonara" he mutters as he kills him in cold blood
>A cacophony of bullets, maniacal laughter, and expletives ensues as bullets keep pelting Jurard's corpse.
>He takes a break for half a year in PTSD
man

Holy samefag

>>63875002
don't need a permit if I have a kidnapping plan

remind me again why we hate women

>>63875043
you really have trouble keeping them in character

>>63874952
Iofi has been a supporter of the Stars since before you knew they existed, kys

>>63874952
>Iofi
>HoloJP

>>63875043
he should put up a defense saying it's a definite crime to kill off an endangered species

Clown sex

>>63875135
The cope

Sexual activities with clown

>>63875102
Because they are retarded and unfunny and their entire business is indulging the industry of incel GFE that has developed a militantly schizophrenic contingent of retards who have participated in harrassment, doxxing and death threats against the Stars. Have you fucking seen how these hololive monkeys act? Yeah, don't want that crowd in this thread

>>63875113
nta but she debuted in 2020 and ive been watching since Izuru so you are patently wrong, retard

>>63875043
We'll have a baby before it happens so dinos dont go extinct again

Always remember that the people who seethe at the sight of a hololive reaction image are trannies because they remind them of what they will never be: a real woman.

>>63875249(me)
oh also not to mention how the vast majority of them have denied to even acknowledge the existence of the Stars and, in some cases, outright refused to collab with them onstream. Spitting in your own co worker's face publicly. Why should THIS thread allow them to be posted here when they literally have the entire board to themselves?

>>63875360
Trannies are the ones watching hololive

>>63875360
I'm going to drop a bombshell on you now: the vast majority of mtf trannies are hololive fans and do not care for the Stars at all. No seriously, check twitter if you like lmao

everyone shut the fuck up
WE FINALLY GOT TBOI PERMS? WHO’S DICK DID ALTARE SUCK

Holy fuck /MANS/ isn't hateposting general, ryonaposting is way better than that

>>63875436
mine

>>63875367
Good morning sirs.

>>63875436
The binding of isaac? Is that a good game? I've always seen my friends play it back in high school but I never picked it up myself

>you find this clown in shower
Wat do

>>63875510
>"You're wasting water"
>Turn the water off and leave, shutting the door behind me

>>63875510
the answer is obvious

>>63875510
Throttle him

>>63875504
It's a good roguelike if someone likes those. It's visually flavored by the edgier side of newgrounds back when it was a lot more active so it has that strong "product of its time" (in a good way that gives it uniqueness) going for it

>>63875510
kill and break up the body into pieces

>>63875523

>>63875360
Anon... the cute anime girl fan to tranny pipeline is what you need to watch out for

>>63875362
weren’t you just throwing a fit about having to see w*men because the fucking nijisanji thread apparently was being mean. bitch no one gives a fuck go rinse out your cunt already

>>63875596
ohhh myyyy goosshhhhh YOWIEEE
thank uuu oomfie

>>63875610
what you've just said made zero sense bro. Regardless, kys

>>63875624
don't talk to me wtf

>>63875655
AAAIEEE im sowwy please post more yummy wummy yowie uuuuuu

trashpanda disapproves the absolute STATE of this board

>>63875697
i honestly can't tell if you're trying to make me stop but i'm a nice person

>>63875697
Nta but here

>Listening to soundposts I have saved
>Jumpscared by how much more high pitched Flayon's voice was in february
Did anyone else have as much of a change in voice over time? I never really paid attention
>Captcha: AY0 D8

Altare has a new song, don't know if you guys have heard of it. The song is kinda weird

https://youtu.be/HsLNxUz0K1U?feature=shared

>>63875743
ugh gross

>>63875747
SHOOOOO CYUUUUTTTEEE
CHUBBY YOWIE TOT

>>63875777
Wait a couple months and ruze's is probably going to be far from what it is now

>>63875478
I hate (YOU) and only you

>>63875807
I doubt it

source:trust me bro but unironically

>>63875788
mean

>>63875777
He started taking testosterone
Source: I'm his obgyn

>>63875852
Flayon wishes he was a woman

>>63875777
Rio let his voice relax into a less high pitch but the difference wasn't that big from what I remember

>>63875852
FLAY TROONED OUT? OH NOES

and yes im aware theres other uses for test than just transitioning its a joke

Ok if you had to snort cocaine, which boy's cheeks would you snort the nose candy off of?
>Lust provoking image not related

>>63875852
More like he stopped taking estrogen

>>63875928
Octavio has the best cheeks its not even close

Halfway through typing this ive realized youre talking about buttcheeks lol. in that case Shinri

>>63875928
Forgot my answer like a tard. GB because I can actually see the white lines

Anyone else noticing how Flayon is essentially trying to groom his tween audience into the kind of girl he likes

>>63872982
Amen
I've been away for 2 days.
Any must sees?

>>63875436
>The binding of isaac perms
Wait was this confirmed somewhere?

>>63876280
In Altare's menshi and >>63835587

>>63875510
Clean that thing up, who knows where he's been.

>>63876248
Bettel 1 & 2's chess stream IF THEY WOULD FUCKING PUT IT BACK UP

Hakka is Mexican

>>63876371
has anyone archived it?

>>63875777
Could be nerves? My voice is higher pitched when I'm talking to someone I'm not used to which makes me nervous, compared to my relaxed voice. tho imma grill

>>63876377
Hakka is in your bootyhole

>>63875777
A lot of vtubers' voices change from debut, the tempus boys have been surprisingly pretty consistent

>>63876321
Oh shit hadn't seen that yet. Thought those perms were a lost cause.
Congrats Leader!

>>63876417
Maybe partially, but he does generally wish his voice were higher. He just can't keep it up or else he'll fuck up his throat again, doctor's orders

>>63875928

>>63875436
Can't wait for 6h rigging streams that end in game crashes

Shinri is Mexican

>>63876513
AUNTIE WOULD NEVER TOUCH THOSE THINGS FUCK YOU

>>63876623
I'm forcing him to do it

>>63876623
They are sugar replicas and pixy stick dust don't worry

Phantom is Mexican

>>63873600
Bratz lookin-ass

did anyone archive the chess stream...? please

also bettel you lazy fuck it shouldnt take that long to clip the thing and unprivate it

>>63877033
bro just look at the last thread

https://twitter.com/eeveetheerin/status/1731536173540257936
>There's always this feeling that people are not interested in what you have to say and they're just kinda tolerating you. I always have that feeling.
>I've basically learned to just- To be part of the conversation but not really share anything about myself
>That reared its ugly head during a conversation I had between GB, Ruze and Altare.
>'Cause GB is so good at talking and he's very open about his feelings and everything.
>Ruze as well, is very open about what's going on, what he feels, what he feels like saying and everything.
>And I noticed that I was having a fun time, I was having a fun time listening to all of them talking
>Then Altare suddenly was like "Octavio, I noticed you were a bit quiet, what do you feel about [this thing]?
>And I was like, ugh, there it is again. I'm doing it again. I'm doing it again. Right? But that was so nice of Altare though. 'Cause it's sometimes really hard to just talk and yeah.
>But here's what I really want to do, here in Holostars, and for my Armis brothers and Tempus brothers as well, is I would like to, talk more about myself maybe, maybe~
>We'll see. I'll try to be more assertive in that way
This is a cute moment between Tavi and Tartar but what I really like is Tavi's made himself another goal - more idol journey incoming~

>>63877114
i have that problem too but i haven't found a way to combat it. i think it helps if you're actually interesting kek

>>63877114
i’m always surprised by how genuinely sweet and considerate altare is… i remember him doing something like this with vesper too during the early collab days

Jurard is actually markiplier's buttbaby
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1731670418661204143

>>63877114
Cute boys. I really like Octavio even though his game choices haven't been for me. He and Rex have shown they have drive and desire for holostars and their idol arcs already and I dig it

MvM stream soon.

>>63874223
>>63874251
getting sandwiched between both of their firm, scarred chests while they talk about 40 different topics ToT

>>63877689
Thanks dummy

>>63877689
I have peered into your soul

This is probably how Regis Altare's foot will look like if he improves on his Pump It Up skills. As of his debut in 2022, he said that he could only do S10 (single level 10) levels on the game

https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1731571984046428222

Kek they really do look like his parents. Obviously Shinri is the mother

https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1731561851065155892

>>63877880
Wrong tab bro

>>63877880
go back to hlgg faggot

https://twitter.com/bird_kings/status/1731551439456022793

>>63877911
>>63877919
I meant to post this relax

>>63877936
>relax
Anons need to be overly reactive and angry all the time please understand 2016 destroyed this site

>>63877984
Can you blame them when holofags are intent on spamming their whores here every chance? it's shoot on sight

>>63877689
I see you doctor doom

This is a very mad thread for the people who had doxxing in their own op

>>63877689
Found you dumb nigga bring back sexual harassment of ojisans

how long is this reject gonna keep this up i wonder

>>63878081
Unfortunately it’s just the same sad whore spamming about how much she hates women over and over. You’d think she’d understand that we hate her already!

Rangeban the samefag, you can do it meidos

>>63877853
How did Orange and Blue make Red....Shinri fucking cheated didn't he

>>63878190
Remember Flayon was X prior. X had black hair.

getting to see what they're like one-on-one soon...

Is Altare going to be at the minecraft thing?

>>63878141
>>63878142
>seething because the anon posting an irrelevant tweet was told to fuck off. Go back to your own thread, cunts

>>63878262
bnuuy rexy... bnuuy rexy uoohh ToT

>>63877853
>The most chill man in existence
>Soft spoken autist
>Flayon
Quite the team they got there.

>>63876230
I'll be filing this evidence into my "Vic Mignogna pl" folder.

>>63878325
Are they going to be doing practice streams? I'd love to see Ike's reaction to Flay's autistic questions

It's just so obvious

>>63878227
Hmmmm I still think he cheated

>>63878374(me)
Hopefully Flay behaves and doesn't divert towards coomer territory

>>63878386
Motherfucker I should have posted some picture of Gru's body or whatever under this one instead of jester thighs

>>63878463
KEK ganba next time

>>63878463
kek

>>63878374
Ike said probably not, but you never know

>>63878639
That's sad....so we'll only get to see them interact on tournament day? I hope atleast armis does practice streams

Heard markiplier for the first time from rex's tweet and holy kek they speak exactly the same

Watching the clip video from lethal company shenanigans... I wish the boys could stream it...

Rex, only somewhat, sounds like Markiplier

>>63878851
The first like 3 seconds I really thought he was doing a dub or something kek

>>63878904
And its not even just the voice, the slight scream too. Rex... an actual kid raised by markiplier...

>>63878893
he has the same cadence but the accent and tone is different

>>63878858
Yeah it's fun

>>63877114
I was an Altventurer already but Octavio is quickly becoming my Armis oshi, hearing about this makes me so happy. I really love how Altare has always tried to get everyone involved during collabs even in the early days between HQ, and of course while Octavio talks a lot about shit and toilets, he's adorable as well! I can slowly feel myself turning into an... altposse...

>>63877114
Remember when altschizo sperged about how Altare supposedly hates Armis just as he hated VG? I remember.

Catching block game VOD. I've missed mama minecraft.

>>63879146
Lol you remember these mudskins? I only remember GB tits

I can't stop replaying the burpees part from jurard's monetization stream HELP

>>63875436
His manager and all of the EN team apparently

>>63879146
but if altare doesn't show up for the collab in his favorite game can you really be so sure?

>>63879292
And mine!

>>63877114
Very sweet
Also Octavio's model is so cute I can't take it
Idol journey ikz!

>>63877269
Then get a hobby so you become interesting

ARMIS Dick Headcanons
>Ruze
Hung, balls firmly attached to the base
>Gibby
Grower but the flaccid state is still meaty. Thicker more than long. Balls are slightly saggy but mostly attached
>Octavio
Pencildick with a satisfying curve. His cock is basically a g spot wand. Balls are tiny and attached to the base, but twitch when cumming
>Rex
Average size dick with hard ribbed plating underneath. Balls hang a bit. When he transforms he grows a knot, sometimes while inside his partner

Auntie time
https://www.youtube.com/live/IHRAsRaT3DE?si=acKGFAKbS9CDD-VH

based based based based based

GB ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/IHRAsRaT3DE
https://youtu.be/IHRAsRaT3DE
https://youtu.be/IHRAsRaT3DE

>>63880256
>tfw you're not even close to being your oshi's type...

>>63880256
The one on the right is extremely cute I HAVE to fuck a girl while she's wearing that

>>63880308
it's just a piece of clothing. buy and wear it occasionally, can't be hard.

>>63880256
maybe flayon would have more luck posting DM ME IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS because he’s still being a little too subtle for his audience right now

>greasy pizza for breakfast
fat FUCK :) I like it

The only thing I remember from Catherine is those block climbing puzzles and that there's a tranny

>>63880381
You're not wrong. I'm underweight so it would fit at the very least. Only one issue: I'm a guy

great start kek

>>63880573
the tranny's only in the remake, this one is normal

>>63880191
Using "attached" makes me feel like you're ranking how easy they are to rip off

>>63880603
didn't flayon say he is open to date anyone as long they dress feminine/like that tweet?

>>63880685
Who knows? But if you ask me he's painfully straight lol. Not that it matters or makes me love him any less.

>>63880573
>there's a tranny
>in my nipponese game

>>63880657
Wasn't it like an important plot point or something I swear there was one in both versions

I miss Magni

Oh no gibby technically issues...the game isn't showing up on stream

>>63880807
you're like two decades too late

>first two weeks after debut = scuff free
>stream after = scuff
amazing

>>63880860
there's one in the first game but she's a side character, the remake makes a new tranny catherine

well he's handling it with grace at least

>>63880685
That's just to not alienate his fag fans and get himself into twitter drama like what happened to doppio

>desktop capture
here we go

Auntie is gone...

desktop flash... auntie...

exploding computer syndrome is so funny

>>63881146
wait what happend to doppio? Was it the Scythekick human verison thing

this VOD is definitely dead so if anyone wants to record now will be the time

>>63881278
yeah that

>>63881281
He didn't flash anything on his desktop anyways I think it should be fine

>>63881146
Someone tell that to Jutard with his sorority

>>63881146
I'd say it's moreso because he wants to be inclusive to his "enbie" fans than anything else

>>63881278
yeah, it was pretty silly. not even really drama per se

>>63881422
Hope he makes the fan rep dinosaurs with tits

Is this lotus juice rap

>>63881422
Fuck that. Real men call themselves proud SoRAWRity! Only little bitch boys cry about that shit

Aww auntie has his blankie with him, how is he this cute

>>63881576
I think you're just as cute, anon <3

>>63881628
I think youre a faggot

>>63881557
As a hag I'm not vibing with it

>>63881422
Based dino

>>63881541
you just know someone will buy the plushies of that and try to fuck it

>>63881422
possibly tied for worst fanbase name with comfykois

>>63881628
Thanks

GB is so much fun why bfe :')

>>63881651
>>63881742
What do you call an individual from the sorawrity?

>>63881651
You are now a little bitch boy. A little shota

>>63881816
he hasn't given them a name yet, but it probably will just end up "sorawrity member"

>>63881767
How on earth is he bfe, he's literally your gay aunt that gives you cheek kisses and nice compliment. Unless you're also gay of course.

>>63881865
He's the bi aunt

Also maybe some people just wanna fuck their aunts anon

MY CUTE SPICNIGGERFAGGOT IS NOW A JEW WTF

>>63881767
he is the most chubby gay auntie that has ever been chubby gay auntie'd. dude is so fun

>>63881742
Kek I keep memoryholing comfykois and get whiplash when I see it again

>>63881767
>bfe
>Goldbullet
its giving femvesties yume'ing for an obvious gay man vibe

>>63881973
both of them are bi also
>giving
who talks like that bro

I'd love Gibby BFE

He has polka dot boxer shorts in green

>>63881916
Incest is good, who wouldn't want to fuck a hot aunt

Gibby is BFE

>>63882039
Same, it would be very subtle and domestic I feel.

>>63882071
Yeah Big Fucking Eater

>>63882118
NOOO YOU'LL SUMMON THE FEEDERS

>>63882071
Best Friend Experience

I just think Gibbys funny. We used to have a flamboyant homie like this in our group. Dude was a slut who slept with everyone but he was the life of the party and a genuinely compassionate person. GB reminds me of him

>strange reaction to the word knot
Uh

>>63882118
Chubby is good

>>63882100
You get me, the issue with most guys is they overdo it

>>63881916
I mean...

>>63882213
I want to like him but I think his grooming on Twitter is a little weird. Hopefully it's just an early thing that he'll eventually become too busy to keep up with because I don't want to see him terminated for running a private discord server a year from now

>>63882430
calling it grooming is a bit strange...

He would be such a great boyfriend....sigh

Lol so it's his turn kek

>>63882430
his overly friendly way of replying to fans is cringe af but grooming?? lmao

A burp? For FREE? Thank you gibby

would he and shinri have good chemistry?

GB is the gay homie you go to when u are in trouble with your girl.

>>63882214
He already admitted to being a furry

I just figured he's not used to having this many viewers and past 2view life means having the habit of giving a lot more direct attention to keep viewers around

>>63882564
He would also give you free blowjobs to cheer you up

>>63882430
i think you're just misreading it but if something comes wrong in a year i'll eat my words

>>63882617
Homie having a tough time? Give him a brojob! that will cheer him up!

>>63882616
I notice this is more a thing with man, my best guess is we as man are just no used to having so much attention.

>>63882430
>>63882543
You're forgetting the fact that the fans are adults who like that he's super friendly and "motherly". If they didn't want him replying like that they simply wouldn't tweet at him.

>>63882548
GB seems like the type to get along with everyone, but don’t get your hope up in case it ends up being a Vesper scenario again

He reminds me of the gay dude who I played vidya with that would occasionally provide funny shit talk about other faggots when drunk

Jeez whats up with the negative nancys in here? Can't talk about a guy for 5 minutes without someone bringing up graduation, grooming, sexpesting etc

>>63882858
It's desperate dramafag donmai

kek the continued shadows cast by menhera vesper and grifter magni

>>63875102
they aren't cute boys

>>63882840
I have a friend thats exactly the same.

>like clockwork

>>63882791
yeah true, but this overly sweet shit is still weird as hell to me so I'll leave him muted lol

>>63882953
Bro that's literally like how a mom talks to her kid, how is it grooming.

>>63882858
Honeymoon period is over for the thread donmaiiii just ignore them

>>63882953
that's just sweet and how gay men tweet

Why does gibby always have this sexy sultry bedroom eyes going on, it's not good for my heart

>>63882635
I just tend to be weary because of past experiences. But if it's just my paranoia then that's great, I didn't mean to make it sound like I think he's some secret supervillain kek

>>63882858
GB has no drama so now people are making things up because he interacts with fans I guess

>>63883040
I know right?? My man also has that smile....very alluring

>>63882991
I'm not the grooming anon, I know that shit isn't grooming in any way shape or form, but it still ain't for me

>>63882858
You do realize where you are right? If you want a hugbox you really should stay away from /here/

>>63883112
Chill, I'm just confused why people suddenly and inexplicably started saying weird things about Gibby. And no, I don't care about your mongolian basket whatever thing. A civil thread is what we should strive towards.

>>63883098
Lol thats fine. I'm a straight dude and its not for me either but I got used to it with the hundreds of hours that i spent with Altare's sultry voice so now i dont really register it at all

>>63883078
He always looks like he's about to fuck your brains out

>Black guy
>His monetization stream is him cooking a fried chicken dish

>>63882858
Because if they do something that pisses off the core Hololive fanbase it's over. Look at what happened to HQ. They got too close to the girls, the girls had to apologize and pretend nothing ever happened and Yagoo likely had to offer Magni and Vesper as a sacrifice to keep their viewers from switching over to a small corpo that respects their wishes. Armis is already on thin ice what with Jurard constantly mentioning the girls and Ruze being a leftist (this got Kronii in trouble too).

>>63883267
okay well we went several days without saying that but you just had to break the streak anon

Nothing about Gibby is gay aside from his voice, take your meds.

I don't get why people say he's bi, my dude is obviously gay

>>63883292
It's /MANS/, we have a sustainable population of stars loving racists

>>63883275
That's some nice fanfiction you got there

>>63883040
His eyes in general are pretty hypnotizing, I like watching them go between green and gold

>>63882430
if you get "groomed" above the age of 18, it is entirely on you

>>63883337
forbidden knowledge. But also the accent and mannerisms dont always point to someone being 100% gay. My bi friend has a very strong gay accent

>>63883303
>>63883337
WHICH ONE IS IT PICK ON NIGGA

>>63883275
I need to get this off my chest someway or another so I will just dump my shit here.

I am a straightbro who loves tempus and I wanted (and still am) to join starsEN because I want to play with the boys so hard. I’ve been watching them since debut and I feel that I developed a friendly parasocial relationship with them, I actually genuinely do believe them to be my long time friends. I am literally an incel irl, more incel than any incel here, I don’t even have anyone to call a friend. And I thought friendship was overrated anyway until I met tempus.

The problem is: the fans (especially the femanons). Being fawned upon multitude of girls is every man’s dream, and I am not an exception. The problem isn’t with the normal female fans, it is with the fujos. I DONT want to have a porn of me with another guy, the thought alone revolted me.

But no matter, as long as I exude alpha masculinity, I at least wouldn’t be the one receiving the dick in art, I can imagine the one getting dicked by me to be a girl no problem.

If you’ve been in /MANS/ for a long time, you may have already guessed the problem; The sisters don’t care how manly you are, they for some unholy reason love to draw porn of every fucking tempus member getting dicked down by Altare (which I didn’t understand since he is the most feminine guy). No matter if you don’t interact with him, there will be porn of you getting a Altare’s dick in your ass if you joined tempus.

And I didn’t want that, I thought that I will legit hate that part of my fan base if I saw a fanart of that. And I know that any streamer that hate his fans becomes bad himself. But I can’t control my feelings of disgust, especially since Altare is my least favorite member.

But I still wanted to be in tempus no matter what. So I needed to understand my fears. I started watching Altare’s streams the most, studying them so I can understand why the sisters like him on top and copy his tactic to my advantage. If even I were to be shipped with Altare, if at least no one like any portrayal of me unless if I to top I would have won.

Still I didn’t understand that much from watching his streams only. I don’t see what he is doing differently for a lot of sisters liking seeing him as the alpha. So I decided to put my shoes in a fujo’s head. I started reading tempus gay porn fanfic.

I did start reading just for study material, really. I just wanted to understand my potential fans. I even started writing hypothetical fanfic of my potential tempus persona and Altare, just as a creative study on a femanon mind. That was all of it, I am reading and writing gay porn to understand and control my potential audience, nothing more. If I can see the appeal of a feminine man like Altare dominating over every more masculine man than him, maybe I will crack the code.

Yet, I ended up as for now with 25 finished fanfic, mostly with Altare and me getting dicked down. Though I did write multiple harem fics where every member of tempus (including my potential persona) are Altare’s sex slave, but with me being Altare’s favorite. It’s gotten to the point where I start having wet dreams about Altare of all fucking people. I can’t even watching his streams anymore without getting at least horny. And this also ruined the other members streams as well, I can’t watch any tempues member without feelings of intense guilt of what gay porn I wrote about them. I don’t even understand how the sister deal with this guilt

I will never ever release those fanfic and they will be besides me even within my grave, I don’t want to lose my last strand of dignity. I will stop watching the boys for now until my feelings blow over. I still want to join tempus but I need to at least clean my head from this filth before I can face the boys head on

> t. a straight bro who /MANS/ turned gay, now is trying to recover

MAMA ON THE TELLY AND HIS INTERNET IS ALREADY DYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln5Z-1GcHgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln5Z-1GcHgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln5Z-1GcHgk

>>63883429
KEK

Nigga who cares if he likes putting it in the pooper or if he likes putting it in the pooper AND the coocher?

>>63883176
It is a civil discussion, its just some anons perceived his x interactions as abit "groomy" which i disagree, but they arent actually shitting on GB. You wanna see weird things go look through the archive for shit about Vesper.

>starts stream late
>isp immediately shits the bed
Shinri's luck is truly something else

he LOVES the fat sheep

>>63883354
I know...when he tilts his face down and looks up and you can see the old I pretend he's about to suck dick

>>63883429
I'm not reading all that, Retard

>>63883429
I am not going to read that shit, but I hope this helps you recover.

>>63883429
I completely forgot how this started and got me for a minute lol

Mama and Auntie double paizuri

>>63883429
This is still my favorite one

>>63883501(me)
*GOLD
pardon my horny brain

>>63883429
we don't read here

>>63883429
I didn't remember this having reddit spacing but god I still love it kek

Wait, the 1hr time limit is over? Hooray!

>newfags eating the pasta

>>63883429
I really wonder where this guy is now

>>63883626
It's Octavio, I will not take my meds

144p mama my beloved.

>or HIM
Go gibby be gay do crime

>>63883429
Oh i remember this, im 90% sure this is a sister pretending to be a male shitting on le ebil males. It was posted during the height of the genderwars after all.

>>63883626
He joined some vtubing company and took on the role of a mercenary for hire with a gravelly voice and giant axe.

>>63883626
The hint is he sounds like Markiplier

>>63883688
How is this shitting on anyone?

>>63883729
Welp that ESL Altventurer's definitely shitting out frosted turds kek

>>63883604
To be fair, I've been coming and going from here for over a year now, and I happened to catch that masterpiece the first time, but I do always come back to stuff that's new to me.
If you catch every post of every thread though good for you.

Pull out big boy...

>>63883688
How do you manage to survive on /here/ with the thinnest skin ever?

>>63883724
>>63883693
>>63883663
Is he all of ARMIS?

I'm 2 for 2 for matching GB's answers. We think so alike! Jealous?

>>63883807
Not goldie obviously

>>63883688
this was posted when anons were talking about what it was like having fujos obsessed with you and what it's like to be in stars, but genderwars was a consistent thing for months

>>63883824
Lmao obviously not

*unsheathes dagger*

>>63883786
>Caught it
Then the post doesn't apply to you gaynig

>>63883850
We should bring the genderwars back. I'll be like the genderCIA and play both sides. Fuck men AND women.

Auntie and mans on the telly, ooh who do I choose?

Is this allowed???
Sex???

>>63883908
WE'RE ON THE TELLY?

>>63883806
>thinnest skin ever?
How did you figured that? We have falseflaggers /here/ almost all the time, especially so during the earlier days.

Vincent has a sexy office lady, he doesn't need this lady wtf

Gibby please stop moaning jesus I'm going to get a boner

Do all the boys have christmas hats? I've only seen the maripa ones and rex's

Mama and Auntie at the same time... ToT

>>63883953
*slices your dick off*

>>63883958

>>63883953
AHAHA HEY EVERYONE THIS ANON'S GETTING A BONER ABOUT GIBBY AHAHAHA

Bed zatsus with Shinri... give it to me

>>63884009
THIS yo momma? Looks stupid

I'm always impressed at how low Shinri's voice can get to the point where I can't understand him sometimes

>>63883903
I will run u over with my car

>>63883998
>>63884017
:'( meanies

>>63884009
Yes I am watching and saw it in maripa

Shinri wants to see the new boys mindbreak on stream

>>63884017
Suck suck

>I want to see them become delirious

Jesus his demonic ass voice really does jumpscares me

>Flayon and Machina

>he wants at least 25 years of bird cloaca

NOOOO I WANT CHOCOLATE ECLAIR

>>63883858
My point is, even someone who has visited the threads for over a year might miss a single post in thread. So it doesn't exactly make someone a newfag.

Gibby sure lives long phallic looking food...

I love having a cold room too but I wear sleepwear like a civilized person. Shinri is a beastman

>>63881919
Did you really think the surname Goldbullet sounded normal, anon? Come on, your early life reps

Wait till GB finds out K has been cheating with Jonathan