/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking

Hololive sites
>https://vt.poi.cat/
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://www.hololive-songs.com/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

Full list at https://pastebin.com/nCGZL1Lp

fauna sex

>Can't reach 1500 in time
GRIM

MOST IMPORTANT NUMBER OF THE DAY
MOST IMPORTANT NUMBER OF THE DAY

>0 HoloEn rep

MOST IMPORTANT NUMBER OF THE DAY
MOST IMPORTANT NUMBER OF THE DAY

I fucking hate unicorns.

So what did we learn from the last thread anons?

>>63863073
Recent clip numbers
>>63805890
>>63805910
>>63805936
>>63805967
>>63805988

>>63861574
Bae has firmly set herself as the "Towa" of EN.
Not the biggest numbers, does homo collabs and even oshis a homo, but her content is almost 80% CGDCT.
This lets her avoid having a fanbase prone to sperging about males, but the downside is that it caps her ceiling.

>>63863103
We hit image limit and the last image was someone desperately asking to fuck Mumei, so it's all good

>1458
fucking failures all of you

>MUH INVISIBLE SCHEDULING ISSUES

>>63863129
Kronii is still a whore

*YESTERDAY’S FINAL TALLY*
>54,582: Kuzuha (Nijisanji)
>53,008: Korone (Hololive)
>41,828: Pekora (Hololive)
>36,825: Toya (Nijisanji)
>33,742: Miko (Hololive)
>26,290: Koyori (Hololive)
>24,795: Toya (Nijisanji)
>24,683: Shigure Ui (Indie)
>21,182: Subaru (Hololive)
>20,022: Mio (Hololive)
>19,459: Ange (Nijisanji)
>19,373: VSPO (VSPO)
>19,021: Shion (Hololive)
>19,011: Fuwa (Nijisanji)
>18,093: NeruMero (Indie)
>16,451: Watame (Hololive)
>16,317: Fuwamoco (Hololive)
>15,247: Fubuki (Hololive)
>15,185: Botan (Hololive)
>14,981: Nose (VSPO)
>14,616: Mito (Nijisanji)
>13,815: Lui (Hololive)
>13,699: Met (VSPO)
>13,551: Ririka (Hololive)
>12,990: Ito Life (Indie)
>11,780: Fauna (Hololive)
>11,557: Noel (Hololive)
>10,957: Lui (Hololive)
>10,153: Ratna (Nijisanji)

So thats it? We win? All that Mooms slander was for nothing?

>almost 2 back-to-back 1500 threads
INCLINING

>>63863103
And yet, within the depths of the darkness of that GRIM, a blazing horn of pristine alabaster shines blindingly bright.

Shinri 1.5k doryaaa!

>>63863129
The ATF will be investigating /#/ for distributing invisible guns

>>63863182
>DECEMBER 2023 GOLDS
1) Aqua (Hololive) - 57,513 - Birthday Reverse Totsumachi
2) Hololive (Hololive) - 80,756 - HoloX 3D Live
3) Kuzuha (Nijisanji) - 54,582 - League of Legends vs k4sen (w/ Shaka)

>PER COMPANY
2x: Hololive
1x: Nijisanji

>PER STREAMER
1x: Aqua, Hololive, Kuzuha

>2023 GOLDS
>PER COMPANY
239x: Hololive
75x: Nijisanji
11x: Indie
6x: Neo-Porte, VSPO

>PER STREAMER
71x: Pekora
29x: Miko
21x: Marine
14x: Hololive, Kuzuha
11x: Subaru
10x: Nijisanji
9x: Suisei
8x: Toya
7x: Aqua
6x: Hal
5x: Iroha, Mio, Yashiro
4x: Chiroru, Fuwa, Koyori, Lamy, Leos, Lui, NeruMero, Okayu, Shiina, Towa
3x: Flare, Fubuki, Shion, Watame
2x: Aki, Botan, Chloe, Fuwamoco, Hajime, Hinano, Ibrahim, Korone, Maimoto, Mel, Noel, Polka, Salome, Tsukasa
1x: Air, Ayame, Beni, Choco, Gaku, Gura, Gundou, Haachama, Hibari, Himawari, Hololive English, Ina, Kaede, Kanade, Kanata, Kanato, Kiara, Kobo, Kronii, Laplus, Lauren, Lize, Luna, Met, Mito, Mori, Mumei, Mysta, Nene, Nose, Nozomi, Nui, Ponto, Qpi, Raden, Rikiichi, Rion, Roco, ROF-MAO, Ryushen, Youko

scheduling issues my ass

I am going to cum on my owlwolfwife Mumei's big feet to celebrate.

I can't believe The Moom would do this to me after all you fags promised to me.

>>63863191
The entire second half of 2023 has been like this.

GRIM

>Sisters already shitting on holoEN

>>63863129
I'm threatening my oshi with an invisible gun

I just wanted to link the post I made the other day >>63673823

Invisible soldiers waging invisible wars with invisible guns. When will we finally have invisible peace?

* YESTERDAY’S FINAL EN TALLY *
>12/3 DAILY TALLY
15,827: FuwaMoco (Hololive)
11,780: Fauna (Hololive)
6,367: Shiori (Hololive)


>EN GOLDS FOR DECEMBER 2023
1) Selen (Nijisanji) - 11,895 - Birthday Concert
2) Amelia (Hololive) - 12,143 - Unarchived Karaoke
3) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 15,827 - Karaoke

>PER COMPANY
2x: Hololive
1x: Nijisanji

>PER STREAMER
1x: Amelia, FuwaMoco, Selen

>POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
8p: FuwaMoco, Selen
5p: Amelia
3p: Fauna
2p: Shiori
1p: IRyS

The last fauna op thread was legendary

>>63863219
The question reddit cannot answer

>>63863073
/news/ anchor
Reply with a short description of the news and a link to the source!

News from today:
>Riro Ron refund form
https://wkf.ms/3R4PQxI

Yesterday's news:
>Interviews with Yagoo about vtuber scene
https://youtu.be/u3OESVB0thY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP4W65RuaJA
>holoX escape room announced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R2Q1xjz8eU
>New REALITY backed agency, Specialite, debuted
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUih7Lg1AZKIe32LRtou312_GaJBPEbHN
>Technical articles from Cover's app development staff
https://qiita.com/kura_cvr/items/2107db0831170bdd4c69
https://qiita.com/kura_cvr/items/de494007f99b53e8007e

>>63863257
So, just like any other day then

>>63863279
War... War has changed.

Can anyone tell me why does Selen have better chemistry with Axel and Altare as supposed to entirety of Nijisanji?

>>63863195
>almost
Slip. Flop.

>mumei, bijou, and ame didnt join the thing
>shioris collab autism was about not collabing often, not homo collabs
>mori is giving her fans an absurd amount of love
>ina is getting her live
>0 yabs from advent after 5 months
how do nijifags cope?

>>63863191
Anons went all in defending her though, it was literally schizo vs schizo, good times. Glad we've all improved as a thread and individuals.

>>63863279
This post is oddly deep

>call it holo niji apex
>all branches represented
>only 1 holo JP and 0 holo EN
lmao
And fuck the homos for stealing the holo prefix

>>63863129

>>63863288
>2023 EN GOLDS
>PER COMPANY
260x: Hololive
71x: Nijisanji
5x: Holostars
1x: Idol

>PER STREAMER
32x: Fauna, FuwaMoco
28x: Mori, Mumei
25x: Gura
19x: IRyS
15x: Baelz, Bijou, Ina, Kronii
14x: Mysta
13x: Amelia
12x: Kiara
9x: Vox
5x: Nerissa, Selen
4x: Pomu, Ren, Shu
3x: Hololive English, Luca, Nina, Shiori
2x: Alban, Doppio, Finana, Fulgur, Ike, Millie, Wilson
1x: Aia, Bandage, Enna, Elira, Flayon, Kyo, Luxiem, Octavio, Petra, Regis, Rexford, Roca, Rosemi, Scarle, Sonny, Vesper, Victoria

anyway do we wanna talk about how they shortened the homo outside branch collab rule again when advent had to wait a month

mumei is a horrible friend

Those retards wanting selen in Hololive would end up with another homo supporter considering what she has done up until now

>>63863340
>2023 POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
299p: Fauna
286p: FuwaMoco
238p: Mumei
223p: Mori
187p: IRyS
175p: Ina
153p: Baelz
142p: Bijou
134p: Gura
124p: Kronii
112p: Kiara
105p: Mysta
103p: Amelia
77p: Vox
75p: Luca
60p: Nerissa
40p: Shiori
39p: Selen
37p: Shu
29p: Pomu
24p: Nina
21p: Ren
20p: Fulgur
19p: Enna, Ike
18p: Millie
17p: Sonny
15p: Hololive English, Uki
13p: Finana
11p: Axel
10p: Alban, Doppio, Elira, Kotoka, Wilson
9p: Petra, Vesper
7p: Regis
6p: Bandage, Kyo, Rexford, Rosemi
5p: Aia, Flayon, Luxiem, Octavio, Roca, Scarle, Victoria
4p: Bringer, Magni
3p: Bettel, Claude, Crimzon, Goldbullet, Hakka
2p: Meloco
1p: Kunai, Maria, Shinri, Pippa, Poko, Reimu

Holoen seem to be missing from a lot of things.

>>63863191
They work themselves into a crazy lather at even the thought of being able to ATTEMPT to shitpost about a HoloEN at this point

>>63863296
>because we're not incels/parasocial fucks. we're better than that

>>63863124
What was the point in hyping it up as a massive hololive-Nijisanji collab when not only like 80% of the participants are from nijisanji, there's not a single holoEN member, and 90% of the "hololive" participants in the collab are holostars? Not complaining though.

>>63863384
>FuwaMoco, who debuted when the year was half over, is going to win the points total for the year
That is grim as fuck

>>63863345
Tournaments and big events are possible exemptions on management perogative. HoloX had their ban shortened also to participate in Mio's Karaoke Relay.

>>63863312
I dunno, but it helps that they can actually banter. I remember her doing an Apex collab with Shu and it was absolutely miserable. He was doing shitty and Selen kept trying to cheer him up like you normally do for a noob, but he just sounded like he didn't wanna be there.

>>63863218
I was listening the Athy stream someone linked and she was hovering in the 90s when I bothered to look.
Crazy to think for all we dunk on the homos, they're a league above 2views. I guess that's something. This somehow more than any other occasion made me realize how bleak it is out there for aspiring chuubas.

>>63863296
Having preferences about the media you consume or the entertainment personalities you watch is literally violence, incel

>>63863345
I called it. Anything for their fucking homos. Ruined the 1 month collab ban just for them and now the 1 month for all too probbably.

>>63863345
At this point should you really care about this? Cover gives a fuckton of preferential treatment for the homos only for them to end up as complete failures so it's a waste of time to complain about shit like this. Let them leech from outsiders so they have a minuscule chance to attract tourists.

>>63863345
Shorten it, don't shorten it, remove it entirely! Nothing will ever make a difference anyway.

5 holoEN 10Ks today

>Ehhhh that Selen thing? HoloNiji Apex? No HoloEN joined? Bummer I guess

>>63863279
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.
You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house.

>>63863455
was regLoss shortened as well? this might be the new standard

>>63863345
I find it absolutely impossible to give a fuck about their collab ban.

>>63863312
If you want hearsay, isn't she out of the Niji clique(s)? No chemistry if there is social pressure not to jive with her

>>63863421
Hololive is Louis the 14th of vtubing, the world revolves around them.

>>63863345
Cover was not gonna let this chance for them to advertise themselves to a "bigger" audience pass up.

>>63863337
Hey theres holo ID and mel

>>63863482
who cares? they still lost to selen

CGDCT status?

So was axel always such an unprofessional asshole to sleep in 45mins late to a stream he is cohosting?

>>63863489
NijiEN Homos taught they can finally collab with the girls

>>63863497
it was 2 weeks for rest of jp, 1 month for outside of JP

https://twitter.com/JustRelaxK1d/status/1731310645214118106
What does this mean for niggerbros

>>63863497
Not really. The holox collab was management mandated

>>63863427
Just means they're that fucking good
Points don't care about anything but relative power, and they have relative power

I just wanted to apologize to Cover for saying they kneeled to Nijisanji and made many of the girls participate. I am deeply sorry.

>>63863497
Nope. Same deal Advent got.

>>63863482
feels good knowing the two rats absolutely mogged ceres Flopna

>>63863497
ReGLOSS is not JP and have a separate management so they can try new things. Can't expect them to follow what has been done before when they are suppose to try and pioneer new stuff as part of their raison d'etre

>>63863545
Yes, he has always been a fuck up.

>>63863345
They did shorten advents gen collab rule, so I wouldn't be surprised if cover is just going to keep shortening the various collab bans.
Remember to expect them to MISmanage.

>>63863443
It's better for her to be like this now
Way better to be on her own with a loyal 70 or so than to be in the same position, but under AkioAIR

>>63863583

>The crowd are allowed to dislike it, we forget that we are our own little bubble who enjoy vtubers and it's unfair to expect people outside of that bubble to suddenly start enjoying vtuber idols dancing on stage. It's understandable, besides I did it for myself and you guys, I hope you enjoyed it
bros...

>>63863157
I checked the 2023 birthday merch numbers recently and Bae was pretty much equivalent to Fauna and IRyS, like they were all suprisingly similar when comparing week to week sales. They all sold a good amount too considering the shipping issues at the time.
So she's clearly fine with where she is and what she's doing, she's found her spot that the audience is happy with

>>63863421
For the numbers, of course.

>>63863551
CHU CHU CHU

>>63863561
Simple
niggers are undesirable

>>63863561
My sides

>>63863551
chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu

>>63863545
With the amount of dragging they did, I peddle a rrat that it was planned.

>>63863545
Same guy who fed his manager (woman) strawberries by hand live on stream and same guy who was bragging that management would be payrolling his music projects (pre-budget slashing due to failure)
not a smart man

>>63863598
They shorten advent but they still couldn't collab outside their branch.

>>63863608
>>63863583
The prophet will replace yagoo when he retires

>>63863612
Based baeby

>>63863596
The new things they've been doing have been great too. We need to encourage more of it. It's really been a breathe of fresh air, watching them challenge themselves and grow.

God I hate those evil unicorns holding selen and the boys back by only watching hololive (female) and only buying their merch if the never collared with the boys

>>63863421
To get YOUR attention.

>>63863561
it's why irys and flare bleached themselves and why they became bleach sisters

>>63863612
She said this about the Riot Games concert? Actually a really good way to think about it.

I fucking love these girls so much

>>63863561
I'd sooner say he's botting to try and racebait and dramafarm

>>63863596
Management went to going the tried and true Holo formula after the gen almost flopped at debut

>>63863603
Yeah, definitely

So who is on the CGDCT list now?

>>63863612
God I'd fuck the shit out of confident but level-headed and realistic Bae

>>63863612
A lesser person would call on their fans to shit on those that hated them. But it's really mature of her to understand their point of view and encourage her fans to be nice. Celebrate your own achievements.

>>63863709

>>63863561
Lmao. Thats just.....what we already knew. Black is a debuff. Look at Sana. Look at Flare.

>>63863667
all I did was follow this thread though

>HoloNiji
>Not NijiHolo
Even they know they are second class citizens

>>63863709
They all kneel to le evil idol culture

>>63863709
15/15

>>63863709
They're so good

>>63863730
Just for today, everyone

>>63863612
I enjoyed the full cunny dance group, Bae!

UnicornGods status?

>all of HoloEN buying in to CGDCT
>numbers for the branch as good as they’ve been in years
Coincidence?

>>63863736
Mogged by Bae, Nerissa and Even Mori lmao

>>63863709
Half of these girls are shit though

>>63863709
Me too brother, me too

>>63863763
JUST THIS ONCE, SCHIZOS!
EVERYBODY LIVES

>>63863747
>Peko's Grandblue collab was NijiHoloBuruDan
I guess the rabbit is a shitter then?

>>63863770
Yes.

>>63863783
All of these girls are better than niji's girls will ever be, so seethe more.

>>63863612
She came at it with a very mature and understanding POV. Yea. They may not appreciate it but her fans will. Hell even we were saying she did a good job. We love mature women ITT. Its why we're a Hag thread

>>63863815
Nijisanji is complete shit so no seething from me, half of those are girls are still shit though.

Idol culture is evil.

I was able to make one of those invisible guns visible...

>>63863767

>>63863709

>>63863830
How devilish!

>63863385
>63863585
>63863771
>63863736
The IMfag didn't waste a second to go back to his usual shitposting.

how's the unicorn probation list looking

>>63863783
All HoloEN members are the top of the top of the EN vtubing scene

Nerissa??

>>63863730
EVERYONE. We will suffer no HoloEN slander

have you apologised?

>Mori in full "sex mode"
>Default Nerissa .png
listen I know it is what it is but this is downright uncanny to see
She's just staring at me, endlessly, no blinking

>>63863821
>Its why we're a Hag thread
Excuse me but this is a cunny thread and that performance was very cunny.

So about this merch update >>63861427
How many merch runs does each EN has this year already, I wonder how likely the frequency of the merch run can influence the merch sales.

>>63863561
Explain sultan

>>63863868
I love them very much, they make me so happy

Unicorns are also racist white male nazi anti vaxxers too

>>63863855
He felt jealous and lonely that everyone was focused on something else. Cyuuute. Our Schizo cant possibly be this cute

>>63863561
Maybe he should try a 2D model of a black man and test that for an actual like-for-like comparison.

>>63863866
Probably going to move it since she likely didnt know until the announcement today

>>63863897
He's tanned not a nigger
well, maybe a sandnigger

so whats the explanation for kiaras numbers? timezone?

>>63863869
She's just so cute like that

>>63863736
What a fucking loser, just like Kiara.

>>63863906
I'd fuck her

>>63863904
Sounds like they're the good guys.

>>63863904
ya got me

>>63863904
that actually describes me

>>63863888
EN will always do shit (compared to JP) with these cheap stuff anyways since they aren't really interesting enough for people to pay more for shipping than the product

Oh look another thing holoens missing from

>>63863930
timezone + voice + personality, the unholy trinity of debuffs

>>63863888
Its just Bdays, Anniversaries and the 3D merch right? Those were the big 3 this year but next year will only be 2 so it could be better. Then again Myth didnt really get new merch for their 3rd. Just reruns no?

>>63863650
Maybe not Advent, but ReGloss had that HoloX collab like two weeks into their existence, so there's precedent.

>>63863596
>new things
I think gen5 has more unique things done compared to regloss
>Botan ramen 3D
>lamy actual good variety streams
>lamy wine
>lamy aquarium
>Nene playboy magazine
>Nene anime VA and ED
>Nene arcade
>Polka legend of polka series
>Polka tokosatsu villain VA
The start of the unique merch is also gen5. I'm expecting regloss to be unique in some way but they aren't

>>63863981
>Salome
Maybe last year when she went viral but certainly not this year

Actual real CGDCT status in no particular order

CGDCT girls we love:
Kiara
Ina
Gura
IRyS
Fauna
Shiori
Biboo
Nerissa
FWMC
Mumei (deserves and apology and dogeza)

In probation [subject to change]:
Bae (ends June 1st 2024) sentence reduced

Ame (ends June 1st 2024) sentence reduced

Kronii (ends June 1st 2027) sentence reduced

Mori (ends June 1st 2029) sentence reduced

Heh, IMfag got mindbroken because he got no shitpost ammo

So /#/ does she deserve that hug now? You still love her right?

>HoloEN won
>Iggles and Choofs BTFO decisively
It's been a good day numberbros.

HOMOSISTERS I KNOW YOU'RE HERE IS THIS TRUE OR IS REDDIT FRFR NO CAPPING AGAIN?

>>63863981
It's regrettable but there's only 4 slots.
Ironlung obviously really pushed the envelope on sleep entertainment, and Salome just had a wildly explosive 2023. Shylily... Seems to do well for herself.

So how does HoloEN win the unicorn war?

>>63863747
Mel, Zeta, Ollie, Anya, and Iofi
5 Holos

>>63863869
Mori's model is just so fucking SEX man. Goddamn.

>>63864020
This is so fucking cute

>>63863730
HoloEN until further notice, also Kaela for doing it against the odds

>>63863981
Okay but imagine if Salome won just for the memes. The most undeserved win ever but it would be funny.

>>63864017
KEK

>>63863868

>>63864009
...those are cute but in no way challenging or made gen5 grow.
Compare to regloss who are a completely new take on what streaming can be.

>>63864009
You are comparing 3 years worth of stuff compared to 3 months and most of those are in the latter half of the 3 years. Anyways no more holo v holo.

>6k more to get half a million views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs_OxX5TEW8

>>63864014
>2027
Kek. Might as well extend it to forever

>>63863988
I'm also thinking some umisea merch runs, Tokyo ambassador merch runs (both are in actual store though) and HoloFes merch, Holosummer merch?
And the Friends with U plushie? Smol plushie?

>>63863981
>Losing to IronMouse of all things
Pathetic, at least HoloJP has a good rep.

>>63864017
KEK. Even theyve become aware of the fall of vox. Someone should tell them about his comment sections

>>63864029
That's be a bit of a dick move wouldn't it?

>>63864106
1M DORYAAAAA
https://twitter.com/Ludokano/status/1729156406635532338

>>63863710
ding ding ding, you got it!

>>63864039
By being on their side

HoloEN is never beating the walled garden allegations

>>63863981
I can get Ironmouse since she's the bigger vtubers on twtich, and Pekora since she's one of the most popular holos. But outside of getting high debut buff numbers that she doesn't get anymore, what did Salome even do? Same with Shylily.

>>63864029
surely that can't be real

>>63864020
Never stopped. I was defending her the moment it was announced to be a thing. And im not even a day 1 Hooman

>>63863981
>Salami
>Shylily
>no male rep
What a sexist awards show

>>63863770
>slays omegay
>"you're welcome"

>>63864109
shhhh not tonight, celebrate our victory for now

>>63863888
That merch is part of the more generic merch that's always available that they've been rolling out. It's meant to be there so there's also merch available for sale.
It was a big thing the investors asked for.
I doubt it will effect the unique merch drops on birthdays and anniveraries much

>>63864171
Good

Would your rather
>have sex with Mumei (but she has a panic attack and starts screaming and crying every time you cum in her, and she WANTS to be intimate with you but something deeply traumatic inside of her psyche is causing her to have extreme mental anguish whenever you cum in her)
or
>have sex with Bae (but she starts acting like a baeby when you cum inside of her, losing her higher sense of reasoning for a while and just acting on pure, early-life instincts)

>>63864109
Good behavior and proving yourself like today reduces the sentence by 6 months she has a chance to redeem herself.

>>63864014
>all advent are CGDCT
thank god

>>63864171
Beat it? They need to reinforce it!

>>63864171
Put more wall and unicorns will pay for it!

>>63863297
https://twitter.com/via_label/status/1731565087096492159
MGO new album set B ($100) to be restocked for the 3rd time

Man, ever since Tempus 3 happened, it feels like HoloEN is closing off even more male interaction.

>>63864117
Ill give you the Friends 4 U and Smol plushies but the other stuff was more Nippon focused no? I doubt alot of their western fanbase was buying it up. Not a 0% amount of them but probbably not a significant amount

>>63863981
>Salome
Kek. That just proves this entire thing is a sham. Salome has been totally irrelevant this year and is now just another Niji shitter.

>>63864014
I would like to have an audition with the holy and almighty Council of Unicorns and demand a revision of Calliope Mori's sentence, reducing it by another year.
Not only has she ignored the new homo gen but she has actively overlapped their debuts

This is why I spend all my disposable income on unicorn friendly girls
money talks

>>63864236
2. I would not want to cause the girl distress when having sex.

In all the excitement Fauna's subs ticked

Miload..

WHAT HAPPENED ELIRAPOSTER WHAT HAPPENED

>>63864236
i would fuck bae while mumei watch (she likes to watch you see) and then fuck mumei while bae acting like a retard

>>63864264
Anon, think underneath the underneath for one second.
Kiara wants to collab with men but can't because of invisible guns.
Nerissa views Kiara as a role model.
Therefore, Nerissa wants to collab with men. She is a ticking time bomb.

>>63864290
>Flip doxxers joined the homos.
Yeah I'd keep my distance as well.

>>63864301
...her 3D appearances for holostars literally this week.

>>63864014
so what actually increases the probations and for how long per offense

The HoloEN team dropped out last minute after seeing all the other participants and how Niji and male heavy the whole thing was. Axel wasn't sleeping, he was calling every Holostar he could to make a new team as replacement. This is why Selen was nervous and why Altare wanted to cheer her up. Also explains why Gamma and Rio's team is not complete and the last member is TBD, Axel run out of time

>>63864171
and we'll build those walls higher, dang it.

>>63864236
or
>Sex with IRyS but her devil side takes over so she ties you up and pegs the shit out of your asshole with a giant strap-on

>>63864293
Are you saying FWMC and Kiara sold out for a sham? Have some respect.

>>63864293
the entire EN vtubing scene is a sham lmao. They are literal nobodies compared to the JPs but act like they are a big deal. Them not knowing anything about the JP vtubing scene is even more embarrassing.

>>63864378
Knowing how Cover operates it was probably recorded 6 months ago

>>63864171
BUILD THE WALL

>>63864290
Maybe don't hire flips and actual out of the closet faggots next time. Not even Mori and Bae want to touch them.

>>63864401
Anon, these things usually have downsides

>>63864290
When you see the two most open ens ala mori and bae not even giving them a twitter follow then you know shits bad.

>>63864367
>Kiara wants to collab with men but can't because of invisible guns.
I can't name one man outside of Samwise Gamgee that she would even entertain that possibliity.

>>63864367
So true sister!

>>63864301
Under consideration. If Mori proves herself again we are willing to shave off an additional half a year for a combined reduced sentence.

>>63864291
I just thought consider how JP usually eat this kind of merch up and how shipping fee is a thing, the usual buyers might still be the JP part of the fanbase.

>>63864351
God damn what happened to vox to have his viewerbase dropped by 70-80%

>>63864417
Based and true

>>63864351
He pulled a male finana

>>63864351
lol even his thumbnail game is declining

>>63864424
>actual out of the closet faggots
ironically that would make them safe if this particular bunch weren't absolute retards anyways

>>63863603
What's wrong with AkioAIR

>>63864401
Okay i'll take this one, no brainer.

>>63863653
>He actually though

>>63864446
Not even Elijah Wood himself?

>>63864293
Did she sing this yet?
https://youtu.be/-m6pBhkfOMU

>>63863073
If HoloEN is the golden branch then where are the global golds

/#/ makes up less than 1% of the Hololive fandom. Guaranteed.

A REFUGE, AN OASIS, A SHORE FROM THE SEA OF FLAME
THESE GIRLS, THEY CREATE FOR US, A PARADISE ON EARTH
JEALOUSLY IS NATURAL, FOR CUTE GIRLS ARE JUSTICE
THEY TRY TO BRING THEM DOWN, SULLY THEM WITH THEIR FILTH
BUT WE PROTECT, WE HORNED ONES, SCORNED BY THE WORLD
WITNESS YE, OUR ULTIMATE WEAPON
BORNE O' DESIRE TO PROTECT WHAT WE LOVE
THE CLEANSER OF HOMO FILTH AND NIJI SLIME
THE ULTIMATE DEFENSE
I N V I S I B L E
G U N

>>63864417
JP joined Selen's garbage tournament while EN didn't. EN beats JP by default.

>>63864449
why is this fat fuck in charge of the unicorn council, he has 2 horns

>>63864351
Holy, those were Prime IRyS numbers right there(2 months into her debut)

>>63864464
Okay, Finana.

>>63864465
CEO literally grooming a minor, trying to muscle in on all-girl events by going "hey, how about I start changing my pronouns to be around" when the girls told him to fuck off, conditioned things like resources on the willingness to play FUCKING OVERWATCH with him

>>63864014
>Shiori
Did I miss the memo?

>>63864485
They fear us!

>>63864478
I have no idea. I don't fucking watch Niji.

ENTER BIBOO

>>63864014
cringe

BIJOU ON THE TELLY
BIJOU WAKING UP AT MIDNIGHT??

>>63864351
Now post his SC numbers

ENTER BIBOO

enter the rock

>>63864472
while he has a bigger chance, the board would never let a korean be the head of Cover
don't forget there are still higher ups above that guy, and even if none of THEM would want to do it, they would rather hire the JP branch manager or JP producer than a foreigner

>>63864029
>it came to me in a dream

>>63864527
Did you just woke up from a coma?

>>63864526
Proof that trannies are just sex pests invading female spaces.

>>63864017
>2435
Girim Mei is a kinda cool name

>>63864556
When you're sick you wake up at odd times since you sleep at odd times to recover

>>63864378
Did she? I just woke up from a coma from last September, still catching up on stuff. Pizza papa is one of the cool stars. I'll have to check it out

>>63864277
This, but unironically
They would even trade numbers for it as long as that shit is sealed shut

All jokes aside I really do kinda wish I Fauna would say why she avoids the homos. Mumei has pretty much said why, Advent has rampant idolfags that probably told them it'll be better if you don't bother, but Fauna just seems like the odd one out. Not that it's a bad thing, mind you, I just wonder what her thought process was.

>>63864588
tfw no second wave feminist terf bangs holo

>>63864527
Yeah turns out Shiori is a femcel

*looks at hands covered in invisible blood*
so this... this is the power of the invisible gun... my soul is encumbered by the weight of this burden...

>>63864236
Mumei easy. I already want to normally, but you just made it 10 times as hot.

>>63864586
I've been away for three weeks unironically. Any QRD as to actual cute girl shit she's been doing? or is it just that the homo collabs haven't happened?

>>63864351
>20K boyfirend ASMR
all you had to do was keep licking that stinky fujo smegma miload

>>63864588
oh he wasn't trans in the slightest, he was literally just saying whatever he could to try and stay with the women
They had to start periodposting to get him to fuck off

>>63864590
>243
AHHH NI-
>5
Oh

>>63864290
Maybe not hire someone who tries to get the HoloID who helped got him in fired by insinuating she breaks NDA next time.

>>63864562
Lol

>>63864465
Also threatens legal action like it's no big deal.

>>63864476
Eh, Kiara is a SAMCHAD anon

>>63864417
sad but hey its the way it is

>>63864635
>Avoids the Homos
>Mumei has said why
Anon, Mumei has collabed with the Homos. She hasn't avoided shit.

>>63864351
AHAHa finally Holostars EN have now reached Luxiem tier!

>>63864641
My invisible fart. I let it slip out. Deadly but silent. How could I.

>>63864673
GRIM

>>63864693
Mumei has at least said "I joined Hololive for girls", Fauna said why she joined Hololive but didn't explicitly state it's because of girls.

Biboo joined Mori collab. She just woke up and her morning voice is cute as fuck.

>>63864446
Hitler?

>>63864401
I want some IRyS cok in my mouth, uck uck...

>>63864648
Majority of her streams are GFE's and show zero possibility of a homo in it

Anyone else wish they could put their dick on Biboo's face

Armisbros... How can we save them

>>63864380
Offenses:
Minor homo interaction (twitter replies or follows/hearts) = 2 weeks
Nijihomos+Starshomos interaction = extra 3 month probation
Flirting = 1 year
Off collab = 3 years

Appeals:
Refusing to participate when invited or potentially invited = - 6 months
Not Following homo debuts = - 6 months
Unfollowing, Unliking, Disliking, Cropping, Editing out homos = - 1 year

>>63864763
For me, its her voluptuous chest

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1731574264544031030

>>63864583
>the board would never let a korean be the head of Cover
And you think a SEA has a bigger chance than that?

Also I don't know why do you guys want Jap to replace YAGOO, consider that IF he has to do that, THEN he will have to either take care of every branch (Males included), or starting cutting them off (Which will make him shittier than YAGOO anyway)
Like, I'd rather they left him alone to manage the EN branch, not like JP branch has any issue anyway, and ID is, well ... ID ...

>I have someone from each agency
>no VSPO
What did Selen mean by this

>>63863709
>we
all do. HoloEN love.

>>63864780
What if, and just hear me out, they do hot takes every stream? It'll be good for engagement

>>63864763
Everyday

>>63864781
Cute rrat

>open vc and farm
does this mean the boys can join too?

>>63864780
The raspberry tally is going to get competitive soon

>>63864780
already dropped to 3 views, surely this APEX tournament will save them

>>63864805
Lmao anonchama, Selen is the vspo rep.

>>63864750
>GFE
Ok, like actual GFE? Not that fansa stuff she gives out at the end from the short clips that her general shits out at the end of each stream. But actual GFE like talking intimately, involving chat, etc?

>>63864782
>Flirting = 1 year
>Off collab = 3 years
No EN has done this

>RedJuice drawing IRyS again
i think he wants to fuck his daughter bros.............

>>63864831
bro WISHES

>>63864831
Yes If theyre not blocked by Mori

>>63864831
WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME
THERE ARE MULTIPLE DISCORDS, THE ONE THAT MORI USES EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT FAIL IS THE ONE THAT THE BOYS DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO

>>63864635
What exactly are you wanting her to say?
She has explicitly stated that she doesn't want people to go collab begging with streamers and content creators she's mentioned on stream. Prefers just to be a fan and do her own thing

>>63864859
It's worse than that
he doesn't want to fuck her
he wants her to win any and all powerscaling arguments

>>63864649
Didn't he quit his ASMR content?

>>63864859
He might be thinking about making a book for comiket but it might be too late for that so I think he just likes drawing her since he came up with the IRyS variants.

>>63864854
Oh God! Lurk moar anon, shes as unircorn friendly as the doggos already

>>63864236
Sex with fauna

>>63864780
Bettel was botted by the mental illness retard at 2.9k.

>>63864290
Armis are fucking radioactive as hires atm

>>63864831
Mori is my boy!

>>63864897
even against Gear 5 Luffy?!

> No Towa or Ame
I'm surprised.
Are we running with the "December is busy" explanation?

>>63864236
Mumei. I can save her.

>>63864527
Shiori probation ended in November

>>63864917
Not really. Ollie and Iofi will collab with them. Sure they're not holoEN, but armis isn't radioactive either.

>>63864913
>>63864949
Guess it's time to give her that view. Maybe membership if I like what I see.

>>63864782
>Minor homo interaction (twitter replies or follows/hearts) = 2 weeks
bruh wtf shiori got 2 months for her interaction

>>63864860
Bae has off collabed with HomoJP

>>63864780
Shinri is inclining!

>>63864782
so 3 months per homo collab or showing up for a 3d live? or is it 3 months per homo that shows up

>>63864929
Origin IRyS solo's Gear 5 Luffy low diff
Existing in the fluctuations of space-time and the imaginary numbers realm means that she can't be touched, toon force can't stop her from outlasting him

>>63864781
>Did better than IRyS but worse than Kiara
How?

>>63864987
>At the studio with management and A-chan present
Try harder, get better

>>63864859
kakage low key wants to fuck Lui

>>63864780
Was Maria's thing a premiere? If yes then there's an actual chance that the second flip might get his first raspberry gold.

>>63864780
>New homos already dipped to 3view
It wasnt even a month yet...

>>63864963
Ollie is staying away from trex man for the foreseeable future. Shitposting actually gets to her and everyone knows he's her nepohire.

>>63865025
same

>>63864781
Good for her.

>mumei just retweet [mumei]
she demand an apology, go stream [mumei] by mumei
https://youtu.be/oA0CpI0vCK4?si=HlaBzp0JselNcg6L

>>63865025
Bro's just extremely happy he made it
Man was a tragic tale for a while there

>>63865019
>goalposts moved

>>63865037
They lasted a lot longer than nijiEN new waves that lasted not even 24 hours

>>63864556
Being sick fucks with your shit, pretty standard.

Why aren't niji fans more happy about the big numbers today? They sound too defeated and not fucking up the thread like usual.

>>63865039
You say that except ollie has proven time and time again to be an idiot

>>63865037
They are either boring or too cringe.

>>63864854

>>63864859
Hes just making sure she completely and mercilessly dominates everyone. King of powerscaling creep

>>63864989

>>63864854
This was literally taken from her last stream.
Yeah, GFE like this. She even said straight up "Take pictures of us."

>>63865072
Pako, hang in there..

Terrible news
Bijou and Nerissa are talking about that sex music

>>63865119
it's uhhh... glitch!

>>63865072
god the kakage twitter schizopost were funny

>>63863661
This is a shitpost, right? There is no difference between what ReGloss does and what the other JP girls do.

>>63865087
their big number was botted too and was pretty obviously people lost interest when no HoloEN

>>63864968
Shiori has a lot of likeable qualities. I don't watch her on a regular basis but she's a good talker, if you just want someone to do weird handcam streams and talk your ear off about stuff she'll fit the bill perfectly. A real anti-loneliness chuuba, I'd imagine.
That doesn't do as much for me anymore as it might have in 2020 covid times but still, I totally get the appeal.

>>63864854
She recently requested for her manager to get Dimitri based accessories (one of her favorite characters and husbandos) so she can dress up her chat box.

>>63865087
The real battle today wasn't about numbers. It was about sending a message. Also she got botted so who cares kek

>>63865138
At least Pako got to exist
Kakage's TWO models were in the void for over a year before outright being scrapped and/or converted into prototypes for Lui and Kuroe

>>63865148
Raden is literally carving out a niche no one has done before.

>>63864897
Based. Give her an ability to auto absorb abilities just to be safe

>>63865184
What if Shiori was talking about Dimitri Jap Man Thing this whole time?

>>63865156
She turned her back on her old 2view friends. The people who made her who she is today. That speaks volumes about her character or lack thereof, anon.

>>63865147
Show it to me

>>63865210
Bro may already be covering that

>>63865196
What messgae? That HoloEN lost to Selen once again?

>>63865119
Pretty good. Used to be sub 1k even with raids for solo MCs.

>>63865221
We know she wasn't since she's followed it up by "From Fire Emblem" a lot of times.

>>63865206
Only the left was Kakage's,the proto-Chloe was from Chloe's papa parsley sensei

>>63865229
2viewSEETHE

>>63865072
I hope that Fuzichoco-sensei gets another shot with an actual Holo.

>>63865207
There has been smoka in Hololive ror years

>>63865274
Why is he using the original gyaru IRyS face and not the new one?

>>63865147
Notice how he stopped seething around July of 2021?

>>63865276
selen won... but at what cost

I really really really love them

>>63865276
>>63863293
>0 HoloEN

>>63864968
It also became pretty obvious, after a certain someone resurfaced, that probably almost all of the seethe and rrats about her early on posted here were astroturfed by her old seething associates. Crabs mad she escaped the crab bucket basically.
That also helped endear her to people.
She's still pretty weird though, so not for everyone

>>63864781
makes me curious how many Suisei and Marine get
definitely more streams than Mori, but potentially less listeners in smaller amount of countries

>>63865087
The beggar types/holoEN antis were intensely excited at the prospect of another HoloEN getting "corrupted", and instead there's almost no Holos in the entire event period, and none of them are ENs and only one JP. A serious setback and defeat.
They do this to themselves building up stuff like this into an epic world-changing moment of truth (in their own minds)

>>63865317
>but at what cost
A cockfest tournament with HoloID(+Mel sadly)

>>63865276
Yes...

>>63865315
That's DevilRyS
AngelRyS is closer to the New face
But also he obviously differentiates between "Kawaii IRyS" and "Built for Powerscaling IRyS"

>>63864301
I vote Neigh

>>63865315
Old one leans demonic, new one leans angelic. New irys lore, you heard it here first.

>>63864970
New Council in charge. Had to revamp the rules because it was being abused to banish certain Holos unjustly.
>>63865010
Per homo collab. 3D Live will be counted as a collab for the host but Holomems who appear in other segments are unaffected unless theirs a homo there as well.

Love how people were pretending Fauna was special just because she got another 10k yet 4 other people not only got 10k but got ahead of her too. Trash whore who needs to be terminated and unpersoned.

Has Lucachad given a date for the "Guess the nijiliver" with TTT?

>>63865315
It's his style. He acknowledges that her 1.0 face doesn't fit as a vtuber model so he changed his artstyle for 2.0

>>63865336
Mori dominates this IIRC I think only Kobo gotten close

>>63865112
>>63865135
>>63865156
>>63865184
I guess the rrats about her back pedaling away from GFE were just that, rrats. Thanks bros. I feel a bit bad for holding out till now, but better to be safe than sorry.
>>63865332
I wasn't here for that unless it happened over 3 weeks ago, but if the other anon's post is anything to go by, my best guess is that her old 2view friends tried to get shoutouts / collabs / straight up leech attempts and got shut down.

>>63865382
Dont open

>>63863866
she'll move it. Don't worry

>>63865014
Great, this is
>Exists beyond the power of fate
shenanigans of Jojolion all over again!

>>63865034
Vstats says it was a premiere, it sometimes gets that wrong, but this one probably was.
Didn't raspberry anon have a minimum of 15 mins anyway?