/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait.

Next Stream: TBD

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVHpwvu3dng
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1mSjTOPZIE

Don't Shoot With Your Goo【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srYhYNoAF-g&t=4919s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3Y8N
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

God, I love Shiori so much

Let's hope that good things happen to us. Because I sure as shit can't do anything to make them come.

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

Bros, I think the spark is gone. I don't want to Demiurge post anymore.

>>63829153
Demiurge won...

>>63829153
Good.

I like to imagine that whenever I don't post to a prompt, Shiori notices and wonders why I haven't written anything...

Verification not required.

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

SHIORI A CUTE

Me and my cute gf.

>>63830397
>comfy and war
What did that novelite mean by this?

>it's snowing outside, the flakes coming down hard and sticking to the floor
>the dark night sky looms over you as the only source of lights around are the incandescent street lamps around you
>Shiori and you are under the roof of a building, hiding from the snow
>you tell her you'll run quickly to get the car over here
>as you turn to leave, you feel a small hand pull at your jacket arm from behind
>you turn to see Shiori's face is bright red and her golden eyes are darting down, avoiding eye contact with you
>in a soft whisper, she tells you she doesn't want you to leave her alone
>you realize just how much your presence comforts her and you hold her in your arms
>Shiori hugs you back and clings to you tightly
>she finally looks up at you and you can see the affection reflected in your eyes
>as the snow now slows to a gentle fall, you stand there sharing your first kiss together

>>63830463
Comfy, now wage war on Novelights. Duh.

>>63830463

>>63830491
Cute. Thank you for this

>>63830491

>>63830463
Man's two desires in life.

>>63830491
kissu?!

>>63830491
That was good. Thank you anon.

>>63830491
That was beautiful

Feeling anxiety every stream because I’m waiting for her to accidentally say something so yabai she’ll get suspended.

It's over. My own honeymoon phase for her is done. I recently just set her as background noise most of the time. I felt uncomfortable with that coat on chat too. I got 'too' used to her. It's over.

>>63833851
I don't get it. Care to elaborate a bit more?

>>63833851
That's unfortunate.

私にもう一度愛を感じさせたのシオリ・ノヴェラが嫌いだ。
私を彼女に恋させたのが許せながった。
この道理はおわかりですか?

>>63833920
He’s insane

>>63833625
Unless she drops a hard R and starts listing off crime statistics, it won't happen
And even then I wonder

>>63834067
>He’s sane
fixed

>>63834087
One day she'll accidentally say retarded instead of ditzy and then have to make an apology video.
Please don't do this Shiori.

>>63833851
I get if your honeymoon phase wore off, it happens. But why did the coat make you uncomfortable? It was a cute moment.

>>63834213
Is retarded suspension worthy? Really?

>>63834312
It's considered offensive by snowflakes which is enough to get shit flung at cover.
Of course they can just buckle down and ignore, which is likely, though I don't remember if Mori ever apologized for nigger.

WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
Did you get a full night of sleep?
Did you eat healthily?
Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?

>>63834465
Yes, perfect 8 hours
Yes, vegetables and pork.
Finished reading a couple manhwa updates if that counts.
Yes, my 10k for the day split into 5k increments between morning and afternoon.
Doing so right now, talking with friends while fucking around on a really old mmo private server. don't ask which one.

>>63833851
I thought so too, but the forehead touching and jacket this week. My heart flutters anew.

>>63834221
Oh, that was just a me problem. I'm uncomfortable with physical touches in general. Hugging makes me want to punch people.

>>63834465
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
7h
>Did you eat healthily?
Yes, good pork roast with veges
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Does an otome game count?
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Always
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Yes, parents and a few other people.

>>63834634
There's no way you're this autistic. I REFUSE to believe it

>>63834465
6 hours
two beef rice burritos and some spicy boneless wings
chapter 3 and 4 of the blue book
too lazy to get on the bike and ride around the block
2 hour chat with my sponsor

>>63834465
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Yes, too much sleep actually. Accidentally fell back asleep and ended up sleeping for about 11 hours.
>Did you eat healthily?
Yep, made some homemade arrabiata sauce with rigatoni and plenty of vegetables.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Working through Through the Looking-Glass right now. About half-way through.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Not yet, I work out late.
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
I spoke with my dad and my sister if that counts.

>>63829153
No...

It's over, for real.

>try for children
>keep failing
>she is confused and goes to a doctor
>they tell her she is infertile
>shiori becomes a crying mess

>>63836117
I will somehow make up for her infertility.

Is there an anime with that plotline?

>>63836117
>they tell her she is infertile
>"Oh good golly, thank goodness! Imagine having a whole...THING inside of you! That's nasty!"

>>63836285
>Now we can willy wonka without messing up my chocolate factory

>>63836451
This is strictly a male fantasy. Women feel devastated and lose interest in sex when they find out they are broken goods.

Good evening. Shiori is pure sex, that is all.

>>63836637
Sexfags lost in chapter 5

>>63836518
No, my cousin was delighted to hear she couldn't have kids and if she ever wanted one, would rather adopt an abandoned child.

>>63836694
Sexfags have won. She masturbates

>>63836783
No proof. Not until she says with her own mouth that her fingers have touched her pussy or clit.

>>63836875
Shiori could masturbate on stream and you'll still want a fucking video of her as proof.

>>63836954
No, I'll admit my loss once she admits to it word for word.

Cutefag are coping hard

>>63836954
We've seen her arms, they just aren't long enough

Shiori, please watch Bocchers the Rock. Thanks.

>>63836954
I'm a sexfags but I still want this

>>63837082
yeah but she's also tiny (uoh) and her ARMS for sure reach it

>>63836783
Even if she doesn't, she wants to shop her face onto pictures of Byleth being railed by Dimitri's huge cock.

>>63837082

>>63837337
It's cute how wrong she gets this

>>63837167
Is byleth even hot

>>63837581
On the hotter side, but Lyn is the hottest FE protag

>>63837167
This is beyond regular yume brainrot. This is advanced yume brainrot.

>>63837581
Shez and Alear are hotter but Byleth's up there.

>>63837581
Not the biggest fan of her outfit, but I like her body.

>>63834465
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Yeah actually. I guess because i got out of a pretty stressful situation, I've been sleeping much better than before
>Did you eat healthily?
Always
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Learned about plagiarism
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Not today, but on Friday, yes. Hit a new PR on my bench press. Almost at 2pl8. Also hit the 300lb club for my deadlift. Overall, a good week
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
A little bit. Not much

>>63837581
I don't really like her outfit and her big frog eyes make her look dopey but she has big tits so still would.

Let's see if Shiori joins the open VC this time.

Is my w*fe going to show up for Nerissas stream

I shall not expect, but I will be happy if it happens.

>>63834465
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
More. I slept for 17 hours.
>Did you eat healthily?
No, I skipped a few meals.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
No.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
No.
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
No. I dread the upcoming Monday because I'll have to deal with people again.

>>63838507
I believe that she will. I'll be watching and holding out hope all stream

>>63838716
Are you okay?

>>63834465
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
I wasn't planning to, but I got 6 hours
>Did you eat healthily?
I had turkey, some stuffing, and cranberry sauce so I guess so
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I read some spicy doujins
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
I took a day off of steppies because I walked around a festival yesterday
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
I played the alpha for the suicide squad game with some friends

>>63834465
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Slept early and got my ideal 8h
>Did you eat healthily?
Had a big relative reunion dinner so not as healthy as I want
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Did a little drawing rep w/ reference
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Rock climbed with my buds
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Well was with my buds rock climbing so naturally we would talk www

>>63838784
Yeah I was just tired and sleep deprived. Thanks for asking.

Enter Shiori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7VLOo2L_5U

ON THE TELLY

HI

>>63839418
Dang it I had just switched to Bae playing HoloParade

Shioraven

FUCK I FINALLY THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE TO DO MY VOD REPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>63834465
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Got a lot of sleep today. Almost 10 hours
>Did you eat healthily?
Not too bad could have been better.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I've been reading some manga and comics on Tachiyomi lately.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
No, I haven't exercised in weeks, when I'm less busy I'm going to try to start my routine back up.
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Usual socializing with online friends.

>>63839530
Hey.

Schedule out.

>>63839530
Hmm..
Rape.

>>63839557

>>63839643
>Mario Kart Part 2
Let's gooooo

>>63839530
Rape

>>63839643
Putting my meat into Shiori's hot pot.

>>63834465
>Sleep
Got a nice nights sleep for a full 8 hours
>Eat healthy
Chicken and veggies of many kinds
>Learn
Spent most of the day watching vids on history and science
>Work out
Cold out so my walking has been limited to the house and taking out garbage/ Winter do be like that
>Socialize
Talked with the wife and kid.I also shared a conversation in text over the vids I watched with two people due to sending it to the wrong person the first time

All in all a pretty good relaxing Sunday

>Shows up to open VC just to keep Rissa company
Shiori is so nice.

>she may join Mori open vc

>>63839741
Will she remember to lower her defenses this time?

>>63839643
>hot pot dinner
This is either going to be nice or EXTREMELY horrifying

>>63839643
She succumbed to the FOTM. Also no EU stream. It's ogre

>>63839643
She's showing us where to kiss.

>Shiori wants Penny
>Nerissa fixed Shane
>but also is fucking Elliot this time because of her Astarion brainrot

>>63839643
SUNDAY STREAM!!

>>63839803
>>63839814
Where is she, where did you read this

>>63839933
Nerissa's stream

>>63839933
See >>63839418

>>63839643
Lets hope this Mario kart trip goes better than last time. I also wanna see Holoparade because ive been playing it a lot sinc eit came out too

>>63839933
Anonchama...

>Maybe she shouldn't have been so clingy then
Needylites...

God I love Shioraven banter

>>63839643
I guess I'm playing HoloParade tonight because I want to know what it's like first.

N*rissa get BTFO'd.

>>63839643
Cute art

>Did you eat anything good?
>I bought piano sheets.
Shiori hasn't eaten today...

>Silent Hill

>>63840254
Many such cases...

Silent Hill, my favorite Christmas Song

Silent Hill stream when?

>>63839530
rape

The lord has WHAT

>>63840427
is cum

>>63840427

THE MOON IS RIGHT

Shioraven otp

>>63840080
Its harder than you would expect. They throw lots of curve balls at you as you play and you never know when you need to rush to hold back and build play counter-auras or what often befor its too late and once you fall behind you are pretty much fucked

WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE

Shiori Newsvella my favorite

>>63839908
>My vtuber w*fe likes my SDV w*fe
Based

anytime i try to make coffee at home my ass rumbles

>Asmongold looks like Charlie
What?

Who the fuck is Azmon Gold

>>63840786
Skinny white bearded dudes with long hair.

Steve Urkel....Steve Irwin...same guy

All white men look the same to Advent...

>>63840786
I honestly cannot see that at all
One's a ginger mold monster
The other is Asian John Wick Jesus

This is what happens when two girlfailures clash.

I actually enjoy the taste of coffee, especially with things like vanilla or caramel syrup.
It also does nothing in terms of energy, it's more soothing to me if anything and helps me to relax.

>shioraven twilight marahon
Oh god

>>63840870
FuwaMoco and Biboo could never replicate this

Twilight saga watchalong soon

>>63840937
Coffee black is so good. Especially dark roast

SHIORI IS NOT TEAM JACOB OR TEAM EDWARD

Friendly reminder that you should always trauma dump during supa chats. And I mean full blown, no holds bar, no details spared trauma dump. It's very critical the Shiori read these on stream.

>>63840786
>>63840797
>>63840859
I can see why they'd be mistaken for each other from a glance
t. someone who couldn't tell Aragorn and Boromir apart

Her mind is too rotten...

Rissa doesn't understand Shiori's yume brain.

>>63841082
Their heads aren't even the same shape, let alone their faces!

She really hates Stewart huh

NOOOO NEWSVELLA COME BACK

>Shiori: Can I get the qrd on Twilight?

God’s strongest Fujo.

>>63841154
long live wintervella

Damn it, I can't watch because I have to finish homework!!

>>63841154
BEHOLD
WINTERVELLA

Shiori is like an addict who would rather go into withdrawal than have anything other than top shelf cocaine.

Why is Nerissa recounting the entirety of the first Twilight movie? I just got here.

This genuinely has me more confused than any of Shiori's tangents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJXLLb32iGs

>>63841284
Shiori asked for a rundown of the love interests

What is this? Twilightdumping...?

>>63841284
Shioppi asked for a qrd

>

>>63841267
Incurable femcel mentality.

>>63841284
She's trying to sell Twilight to Shiori for watchalong

>>63841386
It's not working by the sounds of it. It's not working at all.

Shiori is such a femcel

>>63841429
Based, that movie sucks.

Never forget that Rob is a based FF7chad.

Okay Rissa but you just told her the entire movie

SHE HATES IT

She should have mentioned that vampires die by ripping their head off and incinerating their body.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfP_WKmC1gs
Bunny.

>>63841571
That looks like she's naked. Should have allowed the triangle tits, Henmama

>>63841571
>garbage bunnysuit but I can't see the disgusting bunnysuit parts at all
This is a fair compromise

>>63841523
Just like she hates m-

>>63841383
kek

oh good god

My dead grandmother loved that show...

>>63841914
same...

DON'T SAY THE NAME OF THE SCOTTISH PLAY

>>63842043
lord moldybutt

Shiori doesn't know the epic rap battles of history...

>>63842107
coughing baby bros...

qrd so far? I was busy getting dommed hard by Sakuya in era,

>>63842423
>Shiori calls Rissa a massive pervert
>Rissa agrees that MoistCritical resembles Asmongold
>Rissa tries to sell Twilight to Shiori, doesn't work
>Shiori calls Rissa a dyke again

>>63842423
rissa wants to do a twilight watchalong and a smash collab to learn from shiori

>>63842423
Shiori just called Nerissa a dyke

>>63841571

Has anyone in Advent acknowledged the Age of Advent game? It feels weird for them to completely ignore it since it's been made specifically for them. It's pretty good too.

>>63841671
Why are you such a faggot?

>>63842529
Buy an ad

>>63842553
Bunnysuits are tacky.

>>63842529
shiori has done some retweets about the game
i gave a try and got bored after 15 mins

>>63842529
Shiori retweeted it

>>63842529
God I hope not.

>Sherlock is public domain
Is Herlock Sholmes kill?

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

DEADBEAT LOVE

>Shiori: "My Powerlevel is like Smash"
Ah Shiori is the strongest in EN flat out got it.

She's thinking about sex again...

>>63842584
I'm not the dev lol

Is she retweeting while in the VC?

>>63842606
>>63842612
I see, thanks

>>63842919
Yes

>>63842812
With me

I hope she's self-aware this is the equivalent of her talking about Dimitri...

>>63843065
she isn't

Shiori has no right to make fun of Nerissa's love for Astarion

>>63843065
Yumes are never self-aware

>>63843065
She definitely isn't

>>63842423
I had to pick my parents up from the airport so thanks for sparing me from asking the question

Rissa was half a microsecond away from saying autism

>tell me something about Dmitri
NERISSA NO

Meat Tree.

AIEEEEEE MEAT TREE

oh no lol

>Tell me something about Dmitri
NOOOOOOOOOO

KILL THE RRATS

ONE FUCKING STREAM

I hate twinks and thought Asterion was an asshole so I sold him out to the vampire hunter guy in act 1

How are Shiori and Nerissa so similar yet so different?

Shiori misunderstands Dimitri on a fundamental level.

She really does...

They're called yumes for a reason. Let her dream.

She doesn't love the character, she loves the vibes

Nerissa's going to play it and break her illusion.

naruhodo

KEK

>>63843259
The truth is she loves her AI version of Dimitri more than the real one.

Felix literally points out all the major plot points in the game including Dimitri being a boar

>Shiori likes polite boys
>Nerissa REEKS of desperation

you hear that? she likes them polite and patient.

BASED SHIORI

GOD
DAMN

>WOOOOOOOOOW

polite and be patience ok

Shiori "My parents love me" Novella.

Shiori has resting bitch face...

SHIORI 'MY PARENTS LOVE ME' NOVELLA

>What do you like about Dimitri.
>Uhhh he's nice.
Is that all it takes?

You just gonna let Rissa take that from Shiori, Jailbirds?

This is a bit too relatable...

>>63843470
I'm an old virgin ojisan apart from the furious daily masturbation I'd like to think I'm pretty fucking patient

>>63843556
No, he's blonde and cute. Don't let her fool you it's all about the physical appearance.

>>63843572
wrong thread nigger

>"I love my parents btw"

>>63843556
She doesn't want to reveal that she just likes him so much because she wants to fuck him.

>>63843574
but are you polite?

>i'm trying to think

Do (You) ever wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life?
I've reached the point where I'm genuinely totally lost and I have genuinely 0 clue how to proceed

>>63843660
I try not to th*nk about it.

>>63843660
I just watch Shiori.

Rissa what the fuck

leaky eye

>>63843711
That was pretty neat to know--I might consider it in the future now...

LASIK was quite painful, yeah. My operation may have had lasers involved, but I mostly just remember feeling the physical movement of my eyes during the operation, jesas.

>>63843731
luca

>Doctors find 27 contact lenses in woman's eye
HUGE NIGHTMARE

Shiori with glasses on...

ah. so shiori wears glasses when shes on the pc.

>>63843775

>>63843775

>>63843775

I got glasses so I could pass my medical exam to become a pilot, then I failed the medical exam anyways due to my mental darkness.

>>63843775

SHUT THAT FUCKING OWL UP

>>63843775

>>63843942
(You) don't have an owl outside your window?

sou desu ne

>>63843942
Being a hoolite is hard...

Every time Nerissa talks about the Jailbirds, I want her to turn it around and ask Shiori about us...

>>63844024
Maybe one day...

>Shiori wants to experience a mental break to escape the TH*NKING.

Fellas… is Shiori…? you know

>>63843994
Shiorin...

stop thinking

>>63844086
Depressed? Yeah but she cute.

cannibalism mention!

Cannibalism mention

What's your favorite vocaloid song shiggers?
https://youtu.be/v6GIH5VIQbo
That's mine

>>63844245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt3kQSQ3LDM

>>63844245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqPWXe0dCC4

Your oshi need to be more careful with Nerissa or she is going to get

I wish tall women were real

>>63844245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_AusGqbcAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USGs17fK3w0

Never forget that Shiori is funsized.

https://twitter.com/Taotan_cos/status/1731503384858173732

>Nerissa hit her maximum height at 12
>Shiori hit her maximum height around 12
>I hit my maximum height at 12

>Shiori hasn't grown since she was a pre-teen
IMAGINE

>>63844245
https://youtu.be/PLevj9bdRRA
Shiori, please do a cover, yoroshiku.

>>63844409
Please....put on the jacket...

shiori is short. SHORT

>>63844409
This is probably the cutest Shiori cosplay I've seen so far.

>>63844410
Post tits

>>63844245
Half of the MuryokuP ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqCnBx6QTP8 specifically.

>>63844409
jesas she looks like a doll

>>63844438

>>63844479

>>63841119
I've confused white people for other whites that 3rd party white people will swear look nothing alike, while non-whites agree with me that they look alike. Non asians have confused me with other asians that fellow asians will swear look nothing like me.

We all look for different things in each other's faces to distinguish each other and to non-whites, those two look very similar.

>>63844245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK92X82T3Sk

>>63844544
YWNBAW

Shiori believes Jailbirds like her but not us...

>>63841082
holy fuck, they really do look alike, especially if you're not familiar with either of them.

>>63844245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLOSejJ1Jqk

I need Shillori Promotevella back.
Her totally deadpan presentation was amazing.

She LOVES her parents!

Shiori I love my parents Novella

Evolutionary traits are generally from who lives long enough to get to the mating stage. I don't think humans are part of the brutal gauntlet of life or death that other animals and insects are subject to.

Shiori...

>>63844679
You mean like just then where she gave deadpan peptalk?

>>63844772
Yes

She loves her parents, and her parents love her!

Good night bros I love self-promotion.

>>63844245
This one's always been my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypptrLDbwL4

>>63844829
Goodnight, sleep well.

IF YOU CAN’T ROMANCE MARIA
WHATS THE POINT OF A VILLAINESS GAME

SHIORI FUCKING LOVES BELTS-KUN

>>63844742
I really wish that one day she just goes off, goes full-send and tells us every bad thing they've ever done to her, and then cuts all contact with them. It'll never happen but I can dream.

>>63844994
>cuts all contact with them
Never gonna happen but it'd be kinda kino as a sort of cathartic release type thing.

>>63845127
Exactly, and she'd be far better off long-term for it too.

Shiori craves lesbian sex

New Short is up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBzTTuVfgHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBzTTuVfgHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBzTTuVfgHg

VORECHADS WE EATIN GOOD

MORI HATES NERISSA

>shiori is membered to mori

Shiori will never say that she loves us...

What now

>>63845481
Wait what

She called me darling

>>63845526
Wait and see if Shiori shows up in M*ri's open VC.

>>63845526
White Woman Jumpscare in 1h30m

>>63845544
She said that Mori is live, she's doing a member's only stream and those don't show up in the live feed unless you're membered

>>63845544
She was able to see Mori's member stream

>>63845481
Isn't it because she's a mod?

>>63845623
Or she uses holodex

SHIORI CHRISTMAS VOICE PACK CONFIRMED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlqqXAdmyW4

>>63845610
You can check in holodex or maybe saw her streamer status on discord too

>>63845481
>OH MY GOD GUYS SHIORI IS MEMBERED TO A HOLOMEM SHE'S HUNG OUT WITH MULTIPLE TIMES ALREADY

You guys are hilarious.

>>63845690
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CHRISTMAS DATE IS REAL

>>63845481
I thought Holomems weren't allowed to superchat or member each other?

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, მიყვარხარ!

>>63845610
>>63845623
Ah, naruhodo ne

>>63845690
This will help me cope, because she won't be streaming on Christmas, or Christmas Eve.

>>63845804
The type of account they have doesn't allow it. She was either logged into her personal one, or just using some other site

>>63845690
I LOVE VOICEPACKS

>>63845886
Twitter space from bed on christmas hiding from her family

>>63845934
I'd love that honestly

>>63845690
Welp, time to compare it to the sports fes one and see if she improved again.

>>63845690
>3 big-titty christmas cakes on the promotional art
>and then... kobo

>>63845934
>"hey guys, I'm hiding in my room because dinner's not ready yet and I got lonely"
>Shiori's mom knocks on the door "ARE YOU HIDING IN YOUR ROOM AGAIN? GET OUT HERE AND TALK TO YOUR COUSINS WHILE YOU HELP WITH THE FOOD"
>"Mom, I'm.. I'm talking to Hades right now, give me a bit!"
>"I gave you a bit half an hour ago because you kept fiddling with your phone! I'll drag you downstairs if I have to!"
>"No, just give me a bi- MOM!"
>her mom pops the lock on the door open with a pin and starts dragging her off to the kitchen while you hear her protesting and saying she wants to spend time with Hades for a bit before she boops the "end space" button

>>63846214
Shiori love
Shiori family hate

>>63846214
Man I love Hades

Nice to meet you, I'm Hades.

>>63843556
She could probably write a few paragraphs but got caught on the spot there

What Christmas gift would you give to Shiori?

>>63845610
>>63845623
>>63845481
I'm not membered but I can still see who's live.

>>63846445
The gift of motherhood.

>>63846433
Anon, she's talked about Dimitri a million times already and still never gave definitive developed reasons for liking him. Just admit she only likes him for two reasons:
>he's cute and blonde
>she turned him into her ideal man via Character AI

>>63843556
Make no mistake Anon, it's all about his physical appearance for her, it's all surface level. Don't let her "it's just a coincidence that all the guys I like are edgy and blond" schtick fool you.

>>63846538
He Chrom'd inside her at the tower and she started to fall for him
All you need to do is force yourself on her gently (and nicely)

>>63846589
If chat didn't spoil her on Chrom, I bet she would have started to like him

>>63846572
This is kinda true... But maybe she was just shy of telling the real reasons

>>63846625
She's already annoyed that he had to marry someone else. She wanted him for herself but didn't want to commit to him.

>>63846625
>finds out he was going to Chrom inside her
>start to pair him off so he won't
>becomes jealous
Fucking women

>>63846696
If she was capable of seeing Dimitri past the surface level she'd know he's nowhere as near as nice as she claims he is. Like, not even close.

Dimitri is a coping mechanism to her, he's an externalization of her self worth, because Dimitri loves her, she feels appreciated and wanted and can carry on. Without him she'd be very depressed and sad.

>>63846832
I wouldn't know. I never played 3 Houses

>>63846696
>real reasons
Like the fact that she's formed a parasocial relationship with an AI version that she fucks and uses for therapy?

>>63846960
She's just like me frfr

>>63846890
This is as valid a reason as any, but damn it's also sad.

>>63846890
But we also love her... Does she think we're lying...

>>63847159
I don't think she thinks we're lying. I think she just genuinely doesn't know what to do with it now that it's real people giving her love. From all she's told us of her life until now, affection and love weren't exactly common themes in her upbringing.

>>63847159
And she's slowly opening up and doing things to us she does to her character AI.

>>63847159
Dimitri's fictional. He can't just get bored of her or decide to stop watching her one day.

>>63847305
This has been a really nice change to see, slow and gradual as it is. We can replace D*mitri, it'll just take time.

>>63847517
>he isn't twinkmaxing to become Dimitri
ngmi

>>63847517
We're going to be her therapist but she'll still fuck dimitri on the side...

>>63847305
>chat is being groomed into characterAI
Oh no

>>63847517
You'll never compare to Dimitri. You fucking wish.

>>63847627
>she only head nuzzled with Dimitri AI
>She started head nuzzling with us
Oh yeah!

>>63847697
I do wish, yes, I'm not above admitting that lmao

>>63847517
Nah, but she'll at least hopefully feel more confident and loved.

>>63847774
what this manga called?

HEY YOU!
Yes you, VTchanner of Shiori.
Have you ever wondered what your favorite oshi would look like in the hit indie game Library of Ruina?
No? Then fuck you I'm telling you anyway.
From the schizos of /lcg/, I bring you Ruina Shiori, complete with a phase 2 and defeat sprite.
Now you can imagine your oshi stomping on you for 25 blunt damage through your OC librarian instead of your mind!
/LCG/ Face the Gacha, Build the Team
https://mega.nz/folder/FmMARYKZ#dtsVS5j-BIuL6CzvjSrvvA

>>63848062
I should also point out that I didn't make this, I just brought it here because I thought you'll enjoy this.

>>63848062
Why are the folders named Shion?

>>63847823
Just google Noa-Senpai manga

>>63848062
Looks cool but I don't know what the fuck that is

>>63848062
very cool

>>63848062
That's cool

>>63848062
cool, though I do not play this hit indie game

>>63848062
thanks

cool?

>>63848503
coolcringe cutesex

>>63848441
Woah, it's the Jubjub Bird.

>>63848503
yes

>>63848062
Thanks, very cool anon.

All this Shiorium. I love her.

So what now?

>>63848825
>>63845579

Shiori showed up in Nerissa's stream?

>>63848440
you should play this hit indie game

>>63848953
Yes, she was dishing on her hard.

I've already bought Piofiore and Amnesia LaterxCrowd, but I haven't read them. I was going to read Virche Evermore but she started binging Bakarina and now I have to read it to keep up.

>>63848062
I've been interested in playing this because of the cool mods I see but then I think about picrel and give up.

>>63849778
I just listen to the Mili songs and vibe.

>>63844409
Sorry, but her tits are not big enough to pull off Shiori

>>63849864
She's cute, I'll allow it.

>>63849864
They're accurate sized.

>>63849864
Just like Shiori in real life.

>>63849864
Real life shiori flat tits

>>63849778
Are you that week that a mere picrel is enough to draw you away from the kino of Lobcorp and Ruina?

>>63850015
There was only one person who read Crime and Punishment and it most likely wasn't that anon.

>>63849778
It's just a game, bro. Just play the game.

>>63850015
I'm too busy working through this picrel.

>>63849778
>>63850322
Reminds me of the

"This is the complete list of what you need to have watched/read/done in order to fully get Higurashi no naku koro ni: Gou/Sotsu

Pynchon's complete works
Dostoyevsky's Borthers Karamazov and The idiot
The bible in the original Koine
Joyce's Fineggan's wake
Marat's complete works
Phlip Dick's complete works
And then there were none by Agatha Christie
Everything by Alan Moore
Extensive knowledge of ancient Japanese literature
Dark
Origen's exegetical theology
Scooby Doo
Extensive knowledge on Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, Heidegger, Kant and Heggel's works
Gravity Falls
Wealth of nations by Adam Smith and Das Kapital by Karl Marx
Infinity Train
The gnostic gospels
All of TFR
Luo Guanzhong's Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Sisyphus' tale
Extensive knowledge of WW1 and WW2 events
Yukio Mishima's Confession of a mask
All old /a/ Higurashi threads (pre 2010)
Thomas Aquinas' Summa Theologica
100% completion of every single Hitman game
At least one phd in biology, chemistry, quantum physics and medicine
100% completion of at least 34 VNs that aren't part of WTC lore
Complete works of Plato, Aristotle, Heracletus and Plotinus must be fully understood
Writings of St Anselm
Kierkegaard's complete works
100% completion of every Kingdom hearts game
Borges' prose works
And Iwaihime"