/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love this thumbnail https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1731402140218974701

My sunshine will be sweaty today!

https://twitter.com/oioi_ainomo18/status/1731373686249124172

Fauna!

>>63821689
dumbass really wants to put this in the offical tag?

>>63821186
Yay Fauna!

>>63821738
I've seen worse on it.

>>63821738
it's okay the nipples are covered

Sweaty Fauna...

>>63821738
The most offensive thing is that it doesn't have her beauty mark

>>63821689
for a moment believed it was AI art...

Being green is the best base for vtubing. (Rushia was great before she went full retard)(only women)

>>63821186
nice another stream

I want to lick the sweat off Fauna

Saplings, I have to do normie social karaoke upcoming Friday, but all I know is weeb shit. I need some Fauna's karaoke archive to learn from it and fit in.

>>63827230
Read the OP Numbnut

>>63827230
taylor swift

AAIIIEEE

>jakartaposting in /uuu/
brave move

So is fauna at the top of EN now? how did this happen?

Can you really get autistic in this game?

>>63828280
management games are autistic by nature, and this one is fast paced, so certainly

>>63828280
i know nothing about it lole

How sweaty are Fauna's armpits?
please don't answer the question and reply with Fauna armpits art instead

>>63828379
Reminder Fauna specifically asked for the boob window so I could constantly peek at her cleavage but only a small amount

>>63828822

>>63828822
Here's just a sweaty Fauna instead

>>63828280
im looking forward to seeing the sweat, she seemed super confident about her skills which is really rare for her, you know how humble she is most of the time. she's going to be greasy as fuck

>>63828822

>>63828822
Yes

>>63828822

Waiting

This punctual kirin....

FST +1 minute
It's so over

>>63821186
Why does she want me to jerkoff?

It's fucking over..

I pray for Fauna and you all. Starting one minute late is surely the first sign that the world is indeed ending.

>>63831410
>>63831430
>>63831434
The effects of this puddle arc are showing again...

Kirin is live!

I want to get sweaty with fauna

>>63831433
She has never said nor done anything to imply she wants that from you

>>63831551
It's not what a lady says, it's what a lady does. Boy fauna does a lot

im showered
im toothbrushed
im mouthwashed
im embedded in my bed
yup comfy

Wonder who will be in the collab, probably Biboo + Kaela and 1 more

so this is a gamer girl

so this is what REAL gamers play...

>TWO Snails
GOTY (2022) right there

>Fauna actually doing a tutorial, it's over

someone proompt that

>naked apron
good lord I am coom

>>63831597
But did you floss?

the heck is rougelike about this, im thinking youre stretching definitions
>>63831910
i did that after eating

>come home from waging in steakhouse
>watch fauna run steakhouse for fun

medium premiums are always the correct choice

>Medium is premium in this establishment sir!

>>63832296
now you can adapt the strats

>>63832296
Do you guys sear the steak and then just leave it on the counter like a real pro

>avoid council since I've been set in my ways for years
>get Fauna in my recommendations
>click her by accident one day
>voice sounds nice and relaxing
>stick around for one stream
>get her recommended again
>click her again, but on purpose this time
>stay because voice is really relaxing again
I'm not winning this battle, am I?

>>63832584
give in. just let it happen

>>63832584
There's worse ones out there, best to fall for Fauna bro

>>63832584
i reallly like her voice too

i lieke berts, definitely a nicer reoccurring topic compared to grimace

>>63832679
>>63832727
>>63832766
My current cope is that her voice is relaxing after a long day of work. Much more than the ones I'm used to. I've already hit the sub button with the bell icon today. We'll see how long I can say I'm not hooked in before I admit it.

>>63832766
and mannerism

If you order an XL steak well done you get called a faggot

>>63832899
is a 14oz boned in steak xl? i got one during a company dinner with the boss and asked for medium rare and she laughed at me

Settle this once and for all:
Medium-rare or Rare. Which is better?

>>63831551
Either you've never watched her streams, or you're one dense MFer.

Stunning interior design Fauna

>>63832988
medium well

>>63832988
I always preferred medium rare

absolutely never punished

>>63832988
Medium rare

>>63832988
medium rare is better overal, but some cuts taste great rare. I like the rare steak every now and then

its done?

hmm i thought for sure we'd break 10k ccv this stream

>>63833250
I just needed a quickie. Give her a moment. It should be soon enough.

Fauna Sweep~

Fuana SWEEP

lmao

she got too silly

Fauna...

fauna...

PANIC

10K DORYAAAA
DORYAAA
DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>63834012
I want to cum in this.

just threw up a little in my mouth. weird.

>>63834147
based

>>63834249
but you might get her pregnant

>>63834350
That just means there will be more Saplings. I don't see the problem.

>>63834012
>leaves are in wrong positions and theres one too many
unsexy

>>63832584
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

I want the boob window. But I know that if she had it right now, I would stare at it all stream.

why is she putting up halloween decorations in December?

>>63834746
its free

>>63834249
Get in line buddy

I'm sorry Fauna, but that is very cringe.

>>63834848
theres a cum line? fauna bukkake time

>>63834994
shut up i smiled

What's with the filthy cum rags on the floor? Is she supposed to clean them?

>>63835077
Those cum rags? Mine.

>>63835077
she slips on spilled water and floor grease so im just guessing the trash is the same but her setup doesnt need a waiter to walk out of the kitchen

Cute sneeze!

cute

Would you give fauna a tip?

Can I upgrade this Kirin?

>>63835835
She's already the highest grade and rarity

>>63835827
Saplings would not only give a 200% tip, but awkwardly slide a note asking her out each time, making her feel awkward every time.

>>63835927
also my penis

>i don't need practice
Hmmm

The way she says with the sauce is really cute

>>63836126
She is goated with the sauce, after all.

awawawa

how close are we to kirin aaaaaa's and eeeeeee's

me btw

Isn't that a lot of fucking sauce?

This is my first time on uuu. What should I expect?

>>63836197
>>63836364
Damn, missed it

Fauna one day after PlateUp perms

3+ hour stream today?

I will gladly give myself food poisoning in Kirin's Goblet

>>63836792
We're going for at least 6

Remember when she said this game is relaxing

oh man she must be getting so sweaty

>>63837011
I will lick it off, don't worry.

I cant wait for her to collab this with fuwawa and mococo

>>63837055
Same

Do you think Fauna would make a good ventriloquist? She seems to be very good at talking without her lips moving, after all.

>>63836561
Horny posting, squeebing

is this game balanced for solo play at all or is it actually just made primarily for coop?

uuuu

super focused kirin

EEEee

Fauna's juice... I wonder what it tastes like...

Juice is the enemy. 109 flavors.

>>63838171
onion and wine, it said so in the game

>>63838271
Based

it's so over...

such a comfy stream. i shouldve started watching her sooner

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>63838452
Fauna is such a good girl. Her parents did a great job.

Is she serving animals now?

>>63838534
thanks

We running it back.
Also collab is with Biboo and Kaela

she won.

what is the kaela, fauna, biboo collab name?

>>63838707
Cute wink

bijou kaela streams are usually way too sweaty. i hope she can force some banter out of them

>>63838793
>way too sweaty
Explain

>>63838723
the rock thinks shes grooming moms and big sisters but they're gonna gobble her up

>>63837222
NTASS, but nice

>>63838823
They don't talk as much as they play

>>63838823
NTA, but they just game and min-max. which is fine, but it severely hinders banter. their raft 12 hour streams have as much convo in as a 1 hour fauna stream

Is bijou a slutty little brat?

>>63838917
>>63838938
I see. I guess the term "sweaty" threw me off. It made me think of something else.

>>63839007
The other accurate implication is that they sit in place for 12 hours straight regularly so you can imagine the sweat

>>63838735
The KKK

>>63838998
Yes and she'll get corrected during the first off collab.

no panic yet

>>63839102
Based

>>63821186
qrd on this expression

kek

>>63839102
kek! this

>>63839185
I came too fast.

I really don't get her min max start.

>>63839426
calling give you boner mon mons

Sometimes Fauna's hair looks like a wig to me, and I can't unsee the bald head image.

>>63838998

id show up if fauna calls me to artificially fill up her restaurant

>>63840172
Oh to be boiled alive and then consumed by Fauna..

>>63840268
>artificially
Not only are you required to come, but you need to pay full price plus tip.

>>63840368
Oh I'll give her a tip, alright.

nice aaaaaa

>>63840277
You need to be spitroasted and glazed you faggot

>>63840368
just the tip

Is there no upgrade to wash the dishes all at once?

>>63840569
You can get fast sink or dishwasher. Also conveyors i think?!

>>63840448
>>63840529
How's this for a tip: get fucked losers, she's mine.

>>63840472
Well that seems uncalled for

https://files.catbox.moe/lsmp0s.mp4
kinol

is it bad for her to put the onions bottles at all desk at the start?

>>63840733
bro im wearing open back headphones

>>63840740
Someone forgot about the word filter

>>63840659
Faggy faggot die

>>63840733
I wish that was me.

I remember when she was complaining about nobody wanting the sauce.

>>63840995
nta
I almost called you a /pol/tard but even they usually try to be more eloquent...

>>63841065
Really? Well ok then. Put on the Fauna outfit

4hr stream?

That was a high amount of attitude

>>63840733
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>are you single
YES. FAUNA PLEASE

living in eurobelt is suffering, I wish I could watch Fauna at sensible time

>>63841341
There is a specific phoenix tailor-made for your kind.

>>63841341
just adapt

>>63840733
welp time to masturbate

>>63841341
it just means when i wake up i get more fauna to watch

>>63841432
>specific phoenix tailor-made for your kind.
as punishment no doubt
>>63841441
>bruh just adap your circadic rhythms
guess I'm dying young
>>63841474
eh VOD is nice but isn't the same

squeeb
sorry im late, im driving

>>63841515
>as punishment no doubt
That's all the euros get unless you want a non-Holo. But that's an even worse fate. Take our scraps and be happy.

>>63841515
the way i see it, if its not a 2 hour stream it means there's bonus content to watch in the morning

>we can call one more time
>uh-oh
Fauna...

>>63841575
SCOOP OUT YOUR TESTICLES THROUGH YOUR ANUS WITH A SCREWDRIVER
was starting to get worried anon. drive safe.

What's the logic behind guests being more okay waiting a long time for their order to be taken AND for their order to be done, but if you take their order quickly, they will not wait any extra time for their food? Are they stupid?

are the rags in the proper place? i tihnk she should move it but ive never played this

>>63841745
It's called managing expectations

>>63841764
she listened to me

>>63841764
t. type A viewer

Remember when she said this was going to be a short stream?

Fauna, why do you keep giving your knife to the diners? Do you want to get stabbed?

>>63841955
This.
>>63841608
I know, I know, just pointless grumblings of an aging viewer.

>>63841988
hey asshole, is this you?
>>63779636

uuuu

>>63841575
No one. Fucking. Asked.

>>63842134
No

We won't need an oven for the kind of pie I'll give you, Fauna...

>>63842134
im sorry i didnt know

>>63840798
aren't you lucky there were no moans

>>63842247
ok, put your neck on the tree stump anon. no hard feelings

I want to kill these retards

>>63842419
>>63841988
go on

>>63841988
Is this you, anon? >>63842419
I will never understand these types.

>>63842476
No, I literally posted it lol. I was just joshing, and I would never say it in her chat.

owari da

It's so over

>>63841988
you are to blame

I'm getting the feeling that it's over...

we could have had 4 hour kino if people didn't keep being smug pricks in chat and saying short stream

>>63842725
Damn them

Superchat reading. Time for the real stream to start.

>>63842849
she's fully covered up, i didnt even notice

I like that the mittens imply that she has feeling in her kirin parts.
I want to lick them.

Nothing beats el classico choco chip cookie

My cute snickerdoodle wife..

>>63842922
i still remember when she tweeted "who called them oven mitts?" and my comment was there unhearted among all the hearted comments...

>>63843146
I too remember scrolling all the way to the bottom of the comments to find it

Oh, Hafu. Been a while since I heard about her.

Fauna in here.
https://twitter.com/MiAnDoDi_/status/1731198155612356679

>>63843351
whatd I miss?
why would she mention some sellout twitch streamer?

>Fauna's late
Oh no no no

Wait I missed it, why is Fauna recording a let's play instead of streaming?

>>63843406
why is pink woman the first thing

We don't deserve fauna... I love her too much.

>>63843867
To hold us over while she's on break.

>>63843905
Is this her usual Christmas break?

Bae is so cute.

>>63843878

>>63843878
Calli is pretty hot.

>>63843997
luv me fauna, luv me promise, 'ate grass'oppers (not racist just don't like em), simple as

>>63844036
>>63844148
i got disillusioned early

>>63844054
>omg
>they are adorable
yeah, me

back to nursing this sprained ankle of mine, the stream was my distraction up until now

>>63844054
>raids Bae
>first thing she does is UUUU all over the place
rude honestly

comfy stream, comfy fauna, good night /uuu/

Guys, I think we have the best oshi.

Man, I love fauna

>>63844502
facts

>>63844289
Feel better anon, I’ll run tommorow in your honor

Night /uuu/...she didn't mention streaming tomorrow so I guess I'll see you Wednesday

>>63844251
that doesn't stop me from jerking off to her.

>>63844734
>she didn't mention streaming tomorrow
Didn't she say SC reading?

>>63845254
She didn't specify when

ill start watching her at work

>>63843975
like 3 weeks break, no JP things, that is later
>>63844734
does she have any idea how long the game can be? without help it can be more than 20 hours and she is recording 1 hour episodes. maybe she'll use the time to record tomorrow.

>>63844502
Undisputed. Im gonna miss her over the break but im planning to rewatch all her Hitman streams.

sleep with one eye open /uuu/

>>63853521

>>63853521
Im gonna sleep with this on my ear

>>63853521
u dun goofed

>>63854783
you sure you wanna try that?

We are quickly approaching the time she wants to go on break, and still no word of the positive affirmations ASMR. The outlook is bleak.

>>63857664
it might almost be worth it if we a good ASMR RP out of it

Mommy deserves a break
uuuuu I'm gonna miss her though

mommy i need more asmr uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>63836561
During the stream it’s a combination of hornyness and commentary
After it’s over, we will spontaneously become needy little saplings and cry that it’s over

I miss her :(

Any chance Fauna streams Stardew Valley?

>>63840733

>>63866259
Didn't she say that she wasn't going to? Regardless, It's a game that she'd rather play offstream, like Fashion dreamer.

its really silly but i am binging deltarune videos

so about those binding of isaac perms...

>>63832988
Most medium rare steaks these days are just how rare used to be served before medium rare became a fad.

>>63857269
>try
may have taken a night of tracking you down, but you're nothing kiddo

>>63875322
True. Order rare today and you get literally raw.

>>63875284
That's the one game I hope she doesn't actually play. I like roguelites but BoI is overrated garbage.

>>63866259
Never understood point of watching someone play Stardew. Yeah, I have over hundred hours in it as well, but I also don't remember a single second of it because whole point of entire genre to turn of your brain and farm in comatose state.

>>63821186

Squeeb

>>63854370
Based

>>63876923
Nooo...

>>63864112
Giwtwm

>>63832584
Make sure you squeeb often

>>63837222
You got away with this one

>>63841575
+1 to squeeb

>>63843997

>>63872152
Why is that silly

>>63866259
No

Lets be real she can only play solo games because she has no friends.

>>63863066
Aim better

>>63860860
Uuu

>>63878084
Thats ok i want to hear just her voice

>>63877951
Squeeeeeeeb

>>63878034
i only played undertale and then im just willingly going into the deep end after watching faunas deltarune when i shouldve played it myself too

>>63865501
Where is this from?

>>63878385
Do you live under a freaking rock, Koyoris anniversary