/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

no shitposts in this thread

Yayoi is for sex

Yayoi is a fucking hag now

>>63784236
They said they only know AS and CG

>>63784248
I will cry if they don't sing Step

PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TELL ME ABOUT SHIORI! WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?

https://files.catbox.moe/iywrnl.jpg

my most watched channel is the hololive main channel?

Anya cute!

I will kneel if Nerissa actually finds all the endings

Is this the song that inspired mecha chihaya? I only know the barest of that lore but always found it funny.

When's Vampire Girl or Ai Like Hamburger?

hey man

EY YO I'M BACK NEWSVELLA HERE

Kronii love!

>>63784313
by watchtime or views

>>63784314
why

>>63784319
heh

my hakotan

Who would win? Assume that this is Dark Amethyst Awakened Cracked Crystal Biboo.

>>63784319
kek

>>63784314
>futa

>63784183
yamakan my beloved

765OGrandpas must be happy now

What is Shiori doing

Why are there musclely dudes on the valorant stream

>>63784319
kek

>>63784248
oh jesus christ i get why you guys like this girl....

>>63784083
>she still hung up in Shiori today?
What did I miss?

>biggest advent member eating ice cream
basado

Is this stupid League shit over? Can My ratwife go back to streaming yet?

>>63784248
SHIORI LOVE

>>63784319
Love garlic.

Shiori needs a Bane emote

it's only nostalgia tinted earbuds that make me enjoy these songs, otherwise that fucking instrumentation is garbage

>>63784408
just the schizo being the schizo as usual

cute giggles

>>63784314
I'm not gay but those are pretty good looking dicks. Big but not grotesque. A nice vein without looking like an alien. Head is cut but well shaped.

Easy suck.

Lapsama my friend

>>63784390
making mustard gas

>>63784390
slaping us with her hair. this is fucking amazing

>>63784416
Shiorin isn't fat...

Do you think Fuwawa ever UOH to them unironically

Why is im@s music so mid?

I MISS BAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT WASN'T ENOUGH

Bare hand when reaching for gloves, RIP VOD

FWMC _ARE_ JAPANESE and YOU CANT PROVE THEY ARENT

https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1731149967950270688
https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1731149967950270688

ollie bf

Miko

>>63784483
Women are secretly lolicons, so yes

>>63784319

>>63784486
because they never hired any good composers compared to love live! and Bandori

idolm@ster songs are pretty awful
do people actually like this series...

So when are Fuwamoco going to do Touhou karaoke?

>>63784354
i guess it was views

>>63784248
>>63784269
>>63784280
>>63784306
>>63784348
>>63784390
>>63784407
>>63784424
>>63784430
>>63784472
>>63784476
>>63784478
>>63784495
Kiara dont look….

>>63784460
>I'm not gay but
>Easy suck.

>>63778723
You should. It's more fun that way too. I hate when the retards here keep posting that Saplings don't discuss streams. There's only so much you can discuss, and half the discussion here is dogshit. I'd rather post in chat and make Fauna laugh, that's the best feeling ever. Besides, have you ever seen a Fauna stream? she asks a thousand questions. I don't have the time to answer them and post on cooldown here.

Shiori in a gimp mask

what the fuck is shiori talking about.

Shiori in a gimp mask...

>Have EN vtubers do im@s+LL karaoke to shill the upcoming live

>Hamstring their song choices
>Don't even give them full-size perms for CG songs
>Text for description of an EN stream is all in Japanese
Bandai Namco is so fucking STUPID jesus christ.

My Ina!

>>63784478
yeah... ;)

FUWAWA IS TALKING ABOUT SHITTING

>>63784483
they all could give me a bj while standing up TuT

Shiori's GNU Image Manipulation Program Mask

>>63784560
ANON DON'T LOOK AT ME FUCKING YOUR MOTHER

thanks god catbox stopped being retarded so I could finally make this

>>63784531
Not Mococo though

>>63784573
I forgor

Marty's rizz is too great.

>>63784594
And that's why Idolmaster flopped worldwide compared to Love Live! and other Idolfag franchises

>>63784515
Brat squad is fucking kakkoi

>>63784319
Kek

>>63784515
These brats are so cool and sexy

Bae is better than both Laplus and Shion combined in every metric why isnt she more popular again? Hell why isnt she the top of the branch

>>63784483
I am doing it right now

>talked more about IM@S than LL
Wait... this is just an IM@S karaoke with forced LL because the higher ups told them to sing some LL songs?

An unsolicited reminder that people born in 2005 are now 18 and could be posting alongside you!

fuwamoco incestuous sex and lots of wet kissing and heavy breathing and then lots of nipple touching and sucking

>saturday night
>ask friends to hangout
>no on replies
I feel so empty inside bros, even listening to fuwamoco isn't enough anymore

Karaoke is the lowest-effort stream idea yet it generates the most superchats compared to gaming streams

Every time Shori streams with the mask, I imagine her doing Bane impressions to warm up.

>>63784666
Stop seething over Bae, schizo.

thanks god catbox stopped being retarded so I could finally make this

damn, it's also instantly useful thanks to >>63784460

>>63784629
samefag

Didn't know there was playback, so ya
CtW style camera movement and not sure if the audience is the right demo for them, but it was a fun group performance they put on

>>63784666
she's not that entertaining on stream

>>63784560
go ahead, falseflag as a novelite, surely it'll work out this time

Bros why are they singing more trashy idolmaster songs than Love Live!

>>63784486
A lot of the discography was usually varied due to the primary conceit of "building up" your idols.
You literally start out having your girls be actual newbie idols singing appropriately "shitty" songs until you progressed in the game and unlocked better ones.

>>63784666
She's loud, annoying, and boring.

>>63784666
Promise is just that strong that even their “weakest” member is a Holo as strong and amazing as Bae

>>63784699
I'll hang out with you bro

>anzu no uta
based

>>63784698
baused

>>63784725
>CtW style camera movement
Like the shitty one?

>>63784719
You wish, schizochama

Anzu a shit

>>63784699
You

>>63784699
If you have no friends, you can't be let down!

>Shiori fell for the homemade crystals meme

oh no

This is what I meant when idolm@ster has fucking terrible character songs.

20 minutes and literally nothing has happened on stream

>>63784495
this looks like a bare hand to you?

reminder that anzu is 17

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY

>>63784699
Wanna hang out, bro?

>>63784699
Sorry bro. Only 29 more days for the Fall Guys event and I still need 45 more wins...

>>63784794
shiori said words, though

>>63784666
because at the beginning she streamed at shit o clock while also trying to translate literally every thing she said into japanese
there, your only serious answer

Tell me about Shiori, why dos she wear the mask?

>>63784560
kiara is and will always be my kamioshi. but like kiara i like alot of girls. she gets to sample, i get to sample. now i want them to FUCK ON STREAM

>>63784794
it took her three hours to make a burger this is probably normal

>>63784630
Good soundpost

>>63784741
OK, but what does Kronii have going on for her?

>>63784698
Well said.

>>63784849
She's a big girl

>>63784761
It was a bit all over the place with all that typography in the mix, so once again I'm sure it would be even better with a focused camera on them

>>63784692
based
im@s > LL

idol songs are kinda shit

uhhh, is Mococo kakkoii?

>>63784850
based and same

>>63784314
why turns girls into boys

>>63784849

Damn, Mococo's voice is practically 1-to-1 for Anzu's singing voice.

Fuwawa should sing My Best Friend the metal REM@STER
https://files.catbox.moe/rv0dlm.mp3

>>63784698
true

>>63784698
good job now they are going to hell retard

>>63784666
>"every metric"
Shion is sexier.

>>63784865
Those three hours were worth it for the final product. That was an amazing looking burger

>>63784699
I think i still got 2 beers if ya wanna hang

>>63784934
children shouldn't wear thongs

All of Advent are streaming again.

>>63784849
To avoid killing herself after making mustard gas by "mistake"

AAAAAAAAAAAA CUMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

No JP has watched any Quentin Tarintino movies as a member stream have they?

>>63784907
>canucks

>>63784931
That's where they work though.

>>63784873
She’s the funniest

It's unfortunate they don't have IRL dancers like Mori did for the Apex event. I think blending the 2D with 3D aspects helped engage a more normie audience

>>63784956
You forgot someone

This song kind of exposed how garbage idolmaster is to newfags, goddammit FuwaMoco

Shiori is going to be the first EN to face reveal herself. It just feels like too much chaos in her handcams to not happen eventually

>>63784666
Oh god he's awake again, now he's gonna samefag and do his usual fanbase wars

>>63784923
I feel the concept of dorkdom was used in jest until Shiori came into play and showed everyone what it's really about

>>63784976
pretty sure someone watched kill bill, or maybe i am imagining things

>>63784873
behold the pride of promise

Brats when is Bae streaming again?

>>63784979
Is there a context as to why Reine specifically?

Here's your Ketatama to get you through the day.

https://youtu.be/rVor7rSETf4?si=UHNVs9eCabuwedmd
https://youtu.be/rVor7rSETf4?si=UHNVs9eCabuwedmd
https://youtu.be/rVor7rSETf4?si=UHNVs9eCabuwedmd

>>63784699
We're hanging out right now bro

>You like being sprinkled, huh
Somehow this is the worst sentence I've heard out of Shiori's mouth

>BRO BRO BRO
I love Nerissa

Mio Honda time

>>63784907
>Canucks
Rioting with FWMC!

>>63785103
are all these ketatama for free? whats the catch

Remember that one really, really ugly Hololive fan we spent 3 hours making fun of late at night that one time? Good memories. He's so ugly.

>>63784314
Not canon, we all know only the Mococock is real.

>>63785096
She said it should be shortly after her Riot performances are over, it really depends on how long it takes for her to get back to the shed since she's going back to straya for the time being

>>63785041
>Shiori is going to be the first EN to face reveal herself
She knows and that's why she wears a mask during handcam streams.

>>63785096
Tomorrow!
Well maybe not her streaming. She is doing Ollie's collab

>>63784873
Nothing

>>63785098
she smokes crack

>>63785103
I wish this was on Mori's channel.

>>63784918
i cant even imagine how kiara would react to this girl 1 on 1

They're definitely not singing STEP now.

>ditzy
Is that Shiori's replacement word for 'retarded'?

>>63785123
I haven't gotten to use this in a while (since her last stream).

>>63784666

whats shorty doing why does she have a bottle of cum

FUWAWA SEX

>>63784594
>upcoming live
what upcoming live?

Mio is unforgettable

>>63785139
did they say if theyd do the fried chicken song

Shiori should offcollab with Fauna and make her fat.

>>63785183
it counts if you listen on Spotify

>>63785139
>2013 was ten years ago

>>63784907
I missed watching hockey passionately because my team has been so bad this last decade. It's so refreshing to be able to watch my team be good again LGRW

>>63785181
artist name?

>>63785098
The context is I like Reine and thought she meshed well with the krakheads colourwise

>>63785226
I've watched a TON of Kiara but I don't remember this sound post at all.

>>63784963
anon a mask isn't enough for mustard gas you'll fucking die

>>63784791
That /b/ shit creates chlorine gas

>>63785139
Was she the one who won a popularity contest and got met with fan outrage?

>>63785181
isnt this just noel with the blue feathers on her hair

Bae cute!

>>63785272
>He's trusting the yzerplan

>>63785187
Other than unhinged infinite tangent works, I have no idea what they could actually bond over or have in common

Rissa angy

>>63785294
This was during the MK8 stream that happened this week

>>63785187
FE3H talk which leads to hot sweaty lesbian sex

>>63784666
Here comes kfp samefagging again

>>63785295
Is he ogey?

Moom cute.

>>63785363
Being whores I guess

>>63785353
is this cute for you?

>>63785152
They're free until you're hooked.

>>63785183
So does Mori

>Aoi Tori

>>63785399
excellent strategy of swapping sides bro

blue woman......

>Taku Inoue was the only good im@s song producer

>Aoi Tori
Excellent pick. The only Bluebird in my mind.

>>63785183
At least it looks like it's getting more attention recently.

>>63785431
Extremely!
I can't wait till she meets Laxasia

>>63785269
>Kill La Kill and Pokemon XY turned 10 this year
MAN

>>63785399
But I thought there's no KFP left in the thread? Tell your discord to pick a shitposting pattern and stick with it.

>Aoi Tori
CHIHAYA LOVE

>>63785251
https://ijigen-fes.jp/utagassen/

>>63785422
That's just a random Anime girl

:<

Kronii HATES incest

>>63785466
This is a complete and total fucking lie. CG has a LOT of good ones.

>>63785352
they are very different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjysc2JkvLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjysc2JkvLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjysc2JkvLk
who fags didn't told me Kanade is extremely cute and dumb

>>63785481
>XY turns 10 this year
M A N

https://poal.me/d271n
https://poal.me/d271n
https://poal.me/d271n

isn't mococo making fun of flatties a bit...you know...

BLUE WOMAN FLAT

>>63785347
not outrage, more like seethe

She really hates incest, almost sounds personal

STRUPNEV LOVE

>>63785272
My jackies are garbage this year so I'm putting all my faith in the Canucks, I hope Pettersson and Höglander get a cup

>>63785294
I think this was even used as an OP after her stream

>>63785532
sorry i didnt want you to know

IRyS is literally my wife.
That is all

>>63785486
Shut the fuck up nigger you’re not fooling anyone

>>63785294
This is very recent

>>63785540
why do you people constantly make poals that arent hidden from the front page?

>>63785498
thanks, anon

I hate this song

Kronii thinks spook is a lame insult

>>63785504
Animol has been running around getting belly rubs behind Mumei's back with random anime girls?

>>63785504
no, animol has a distinct design

good song, but bring out Miki

>>63785573
Where are the AI holo versions of this

>>63785576
I thought /hlgg/ wouldn't have teds fans here

i hate suisei

wtf kinda of ice cream uses actual ice cubes???

>Jungian
Is that the one about fucking moms?

>>63785532
Fuck you she's mine only

>>63785295
kek what a wildly stupid fuckin thing to do. did they find out where he was?

Tired of im@s, where's my Love Live! kino

I genuinely don't care about idol anime and don't get the appeal of it

>>63785606
i made this post

>Base 1, base 2, and base 3
Shiori...

is kentama about mori calliope getting fed up with work and using illicit substances to get ahead in the creative field?

First base is kissing

>>63785736
Hololive is an idol anime.

>>63785716
i think its going in an exterior bag (?) to cool down the actual mixture

i've been selecting random phrases on this thread and throwing it on bing ai but this one >63785576 produced two dudes sitting at the top of a mountain of multiple heads and other bodyparts holding the stanley cup so i might stop

>>63785736
Cute girls singing and dancing, what's not to get

is this game ririka is playing just like a wc3 tug of war map in 2d

>>63785198
yes

>>63785746
hololive ENGLISH...

Kronii likes strong men who beat up people until they're an unrecognizable pile of meat

Aw fuck this is making me want to rewatch the 765 anime and that's a rabbithole I can't afford to go down again

>>63785736
idol anime is just CGDCT with shitty music, it doesn't have any consequences or action or violence so I assume all viewers of it must be gay

>>63785736
I only care about the doujin

I think hockey fans are way over represented within the hololive fanbase

wuffians...

>>63785709
Wawa and Ted are the only things that matter

I hope Ina's feeling better

Here's your daily dose of Shiori's bottled breast milk.

>>63785835
based moomers

>>63785835

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1731152023163474177
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1731152023163474177
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1731152023163474177
Humble rat dogeza

Are they going to sing memories

>>63785732

>>63785835
>most holo girls watch idol anime
>most holo girls are gay
based mooms

>>63785892

i usually get my chat messages read at least once a stream and im a grey
whats your excuse?

>9:02pm
These dogs are fucking hags holy shit.

Bae saying yolo is my ninja way still live rent free in my head.

>>63785835
no worries, a lot of non-autists and normal anime fans hate idol anime too

>>63785777
It is, that's also why you add so much salt, it makes the ice colder to freeze the cream

>>63785911
uhh

>>63785720
No, that's Freud. Jung was his protege who he had a falling out with and had a bunch of paranormal schizo shit happen to him which he wrote about.

>>63785827
Do it faggot

>>63785893
BE-CHAN AISHITERUUUUUUUU

>>63785911
Janitorial staff, this post is entirely safe for work.
It contains no nipples, no pussies nor dicks.

>>63785869
at least wawa is consistent unlike Laine and gaudreau

>>63785925
It's a weekend anon staying up late doesn't matter as much

>>63784319
fuck

>>63785893
I love my Hakotan, I hope she's proud of herself

>>63785923
I only chat by using the same emote 3 times or saying "lol".

>>63785925
are their eggs still fresh out of oven?

are these two nerds?

Shiori curses too much

>>63785893
Take notes shitbird

>>63785893
cute rat

>>63786021
No, they're Chihuahuas

>>63786021
worse... they're idol otakus...

Shark wife

>>6378598
It's a shame, Gaudreau was litterally my favorite player before he went to Columbus

>>63785431
This just makes her cuter! imagine her calling you a fucking cunt slob while waking you up for hot brekky she whipped up

Hololive good?

>>63786021
yeah my nerdwives

>no Yukiho or Takane songs
Bau Bau...

>>63785956
>Coalgirls

Woah there nigga, Do you have the hard drive space for that? I remember buying a second HDD just for the TTGL bluerays back when 1TB was almost $100...

6 mins of Shiori wanking me.

>>63785893
Hardworking rat
She deserves everything she’s given and more

>>63785893
>bae
>thanked everyone else
>kiara
>ME ME ME

>>63785736
>>63785835
This is the best idol anime

Ollie's recap
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1731154474700578995

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ready to cream

Finally a good fucking song

I can use this audio later thank you

>>63785893
Why is she dogeza'ing? isn't the proper course of action when thanking someone bowing instead?

Nobody cared until she put on the mask.

AYO??

You ready to cream, anon?

>>63785893
I love her...

>you ready to cream?
YES MA'AM SHIORI!!!

>Are you ready to cream?

>>63786160
soul...

>>63785893
Cute Bae, happy for her.

nico nico nii

>>63785893
I LOVE YOU HAKOTAN

>>63785835
>watching a liking anime with cute girls and silly songs is gay
>says the man collecting pictures of penises

>>63786154
Cometori grows stronger

WHERE IS SNOW HALATION? IT'S THE CLASSIC LL SONG

Shiori is jerking off my snowman cock

>>63785477
It get a VERY steady amount of views each day, liek the graph would look like a straight line instead of an upside down hockey stick like most song view graphs lol.

>>63786153
based

>Love Live is over 10 years old

>>63785893
She should do a naked dogeza next

my wife Inanis

>>63786202
Shiori I don't think I can hold on for 6 minutes...

Why is she like this?

The first LL OP always gets me grooving.

>>63786186

Fuwawa is beautiful

>>63785893
I love Bae so much bros

Putting cream in Shiori's hands...

>>63786154
>loligod x 9Mm
lmfao

>>63785893
and to think there were some people saying she shouldn't be invited because she's not cunny... look at how happy she is to have gotten this opportunity and she showed off on the stage too

>>63786242
They already said they weren't going to sing that.

>>63786242
the snow halation perms....

>>63785893
I missed it, did the audience still suck?

>Open Shiori's stream
>Dmitri
>Close stream

Shiori forces her fans to cream in under 6 minutes (not clickbait)

MAKI SEX

>>63786252
3 more year of uohing.

>>63784594
>>Hamstring their song choices
I was curious about this so I checked Pomu's setlist, she had absolutely zero SM/ML/SC or Niji/Liella/Hasu so I guess they don't have perms for anything except 765/CG/u's/Aqours.

What's with these girls and their obsession or fictional men

>>63786296
that guy should draw more rrats

this is the only love live song I know but it really is a banger

where can I find a replay of Bae's performance?

>>63786305
Sucked harder than day 1

>>63785702
I'm not smart enough, sorry.

>>63786154
>Ollie likes Kiara this much
Based.

>>63786301
The only cunny in there is La+

>>63785893
Bae-chan kawaii!!

I'm okay with Shiori yelling Dimitri at me while jerking me off

>>63786303
>not singing Snow Halation during December

>>63786305
Yes but their performance was top notch, maybe even better than the first one

everyone was shooting goo

>>63786305
Why do you care more about the audience than the performance?

>>63786303
>>63786306
Post your favorite SH version
https://youtu.be/FE6RuZuvjMs

If there were an EN that I am 100% is not only a virgin but has also never spoken more than 5 words to the opposite sex one-on-one, it would without a doubt be Shiori.

>>63786369
Saving it for the Christmas karaoke

>>63786369
cool hat gnomei

>>63785893
Bae is the best

Is Mori a pink holo or a red holo?

>>63784907
where's Vancouver risuner when you need him

What the fuck Shiori

>>63786305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K9zCntCfqA
Valorant Audience will never not suck

>>63786369
It snows during the other months too..

>>63786154
HOLORISEBROS!

Shiori is 9

>>63786358
Ollie is a good girl, she is just severely retarded

>>63786391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1p5eNOsl7I

>Pants down, ass out, ready to deposit
Jesus christ Shiori

Nerissa downloading malware...

[Nerissa News] Nerissa loves downloading malware.

>>63785893
THE IDOL OF EN

>>63786393
lol

>>63786422
shes a pink holo however her penlight colour is red

>>63786392
>wow, kiara is really good at hyping the crowd!
The usual kfp cope

Why dont they give Kiara the same opportunities as Bae? There’s some blatant favoritism going on

Fuwawa is a perfect wife who will cook squid for you

>>63786465
based

If you guys think that IRyS is the out of context god, Shiori has definitely one upped her at this point.

>>63785893
did she congratulate the other members of her group too

>>63786153

>i can feel it harden
this is intentional.