/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>63760962
Amen

Axel boobs are important!

>>63761044
Cute

>>63761282
Gibby is about as eagle coded as Altare

>>63761366
nah he's hawk coded

art requests anyone?

>>63761561
Would you mind drawing Octavio? He'd suit your style so well!

>>63761561
moe moe kyun jurard please

>>63761561
What about a little Ruze? <:

>>63761951
Hold off a bit, it's almost gonna be the Armis boy's monetization streams

MAJIKAYO

>>63761561
Jurard licking a dino-shaped popsicle

>>63761561
why ask for art requests when you seemingly never do/post little to any of em

Ho ho ho

>>63760836
>Order period about to end (December 4th 18:00 JST)
>AXEL BIRTHDAY MERCH
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>Order period about to end (December 8th noon PST)
>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
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>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
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>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
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>HoloARMIS Debut Celebration MERCH
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>HoloARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZM_j14-ILQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo8KqPqKsqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQoFTPfrNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHG8CGNgsNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhDfZCkXZI

>>63762796
Did Santa give him titty as his X-mas gift? Jesus.

>>63761044
YEAAAAH CHRISTMAS TIME!!!

>>63737433
Sorry I fell asleep, thank you!!

>>63762865(me)
Reminder that Axel's birthday merch will go out in 36 hours!

Flayons recent arc made me realize he’d be a gf like badgirl from no more heroes 1, that terrifies me I fought a friends gf who was exactly like that before, how do you do it machiroons?

>>63761561
I usually ask for Hakka, but I don't think you've done any of the new boys, so I second >>63761611 maybe him puppeteering a chibi Hakka.

>>63763117
Well he isn't a girl for starters, no matter how much he wishes he was

Anybody have a Do It For Him meme of Flayon? I need to replace my old one.

>>63760836
God I love tits so fucking much

>>63762223
NYARUHODO

>>63760962
AMEN
I'm really starting to like rex, here's hoping I'm not dumb enough to drop money on him yet

Wait, is the monetization 1 hour from now?

RUZE LOVE

>>63765990
Yeah, GB is at 3pm PST / 6pm EST / 8am JST, then an hour later it's Ruze

LEADER LOVE

>>63725018
Watchalong anon are you here? Paddington won

Is it true that Bettel is from Missouri?

>>63766313
anon he said he's in misery, not Missouri.

From Jurard's mama
https://twitter.com/haban35/status/1731071898602373255

>>63766999
MAMA LOVE

>>63766999
sex

I can kind of see the Ruze and Karkat similarities now... how much do you want to bet his kayfabe was inspired by Karkat

Reminder that Shinri is Hakka's personal bottom bitch

>>63767159
I'd be surprised if he doesn't/didn't love and adore the shit out of Karkat

>>63767533
Hakka is just trying to hype his lonely single dad up to potential suitors.

Leaders shouldnt cry

>>63767533
hell yeah anon, you get it

I just realized I like rex because he feels like a kid with enough maturity to have his shit together. Am I a creep?

>>63767900
that's why it's hotter when they do, rex please cry soon

>>63767982
have you seen altventurers

i'm new to holostars, are any of them actually gay?

Hello faggots. Here for monetization stream

>>63768215
Have you heard GB?

>>63170969
i forgot the chubby part, but goldie sex
https://litter.catbox.moe/g1kaiy.png

The baroness gets her first aka virginity

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1731083860061139156

>>63768215
Gay gay or pretend gay? Pretend gay = all of them. Gay gay = GB, Shinri (Bi), Astel (Bi)

>>63768312
NICE

>>63768370
i will now watch the three of them, thank you

>>63768215
Shinri is very openly bi.

>>63768356
>Bkub
Huh

>>63768356
>first ever collab with bkub is with holostars
Advantage of having whore managers I guess

>>63767803
He confirmed he was a Davefag in one of the wow streams, and Davefaggotry goes hand in hand with Karkatfaggotry

>>63767159
i'm convinced he's the physical embodiment of karkat. either that or he loves him so much that he's become him

>>63768312
based

>>63768356
kek, seeing bkub again here of all places

>>63768356
I don't get japanese humor

AUNTIE ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqlQ5voO7kQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqlQ5voO7kQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqlQ5voO7kQ

>>63768356
>bkub
So who is gonna post THAT?

>>63766001
RUZE LOVE!! cant wait to watch him decorate cookies badly UWU

>>63768480
Hey there, what crawled up your vagina and died?

Octavio is up so early...

I love aunties foodnetwork cooking show

Someone 411 me on bkub, I don't know who they are

>>63768480
>holostars managers want the branch to succeed
>hololive managers just want to coerce the talents for sex

SHOW ME HIS FAT FUCKING HANDS ALREADY

AUNTIE'S TENDIE TIME LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>>63768812
poputepipikku

>>63768812
pop team epic

this whore is wearing a rubber skintight bodysuit/top?? i cum

>>63768812
pop team epic

>>63768812
Has it truly been that long?
Popular comic artist from like a decade ago who then got an anime (which was announced on April Fools) which I think got two seasons

>>63768812
It would have taken less characters for you to simply type bkub into the url bar and hit enter

>>63768812
He used to be a popular touhou fanartist who made comedic short comics then made an original series poppu-something

>>63768812
creator of pop team epic. known for his surreal humor and distinct art style. collabs with a lot of japanese companies but this is his first collab with cover

Gibby cooking tendies to be inclusive of the autist heres is so heart warming

>>63768878
>>63768885
>>63768892
>>63768900
Ohhhhhhh. The name didn't ring a bell, despite following them on Twitter

auntie is a broke bitch...

"I'm as broke as a fucking joke"

YOUTUBE IS SHITTING ITSELF ON ME I CAN'T GIVE AUNTIE MONEY UUUUUUUUU

They still have the hour limit for monetization?

>>63768995
>>63769008
Holostars in a nutshell

>pre recorded
No...

>prerecorded handcam
Like an actual cooking show, neat.

>>63768812
honk honk

I'm taking notes!

arenei hate, simple as

honestly, the fact that is pre recorded makes it more profesional like, and i love that heh

this feels like weeb cooking channel. Kinda like it

Why the fuck is this the highest quality cooking stream I've actually seen, literally like a foodnetwork show

PRODUCTION VALUE

damn the production is great

>>63769035
They're doing relays

Why do the eggs need to be brown kek

HE'S SO FAT

chunky

>>63769137
Oh. Right

Oh he is fat.

GIBBY FINGIES

>>63769170
Brown eggs are common for the rest of the world that isn't America

GIBBY’S CHUBBY GAY HANDS AHHHH

I NEED THIS TO BE A REGULAR CONTENT, I NEED VFOODNETWORK

This is a very large man for sure

>>63769206
>>63769201
>>63769187

never trust a skinny chef so sayeth /ck/

>it's like i'm stroking the chicken

I love his setup

>THONK

CUTE HANDS so soft looking TwT

His thick ass hands UOOOOOHHHH

i wonder how many times he rehearse this? is so weird getting some professionalism on a Stars stream

>>63769239
>>63769239
>>63769239
>>63769239

Its so sad that peak content for bigger vtubers is literally just cooking. This is not how you grow.

I was expecting him to be fat but holy shit he's perfect....

The chopsticks looks so small in his hands. That's a big boy for sure

>>63769211
Eggs in nordics are usually white, it's not like the color matters

>using chopsticks to whisk eggs
He's just like me fr fr

>>63769351
cooking in general is peak content

>>63769359
Those were chopsticks??? He made them look like overgrown toothpicks

.... So his monetization stream is really just gonna be a cooking show? No twist or fun gimmick?

Me with GB

HE IS COOKING FOR (ME)!!!

I have never in my life heard of anyone using a blender to whisk eggs

>>63769351
Eating food is literally how people grow

He's left handed? Why are all the oji stars left handed

I love him bros

>>63769351
wrong thread

>>63769365
It's just the breed of the chickens, but I do think brown eggs look prettier. White eggs makes me sad, they look too sterile in my fridge. This is probably autism

This looks like someone who never cooked in his life, so I wonder if he's trying to demonstrate that even if you're not experienced and makes mistakes, the end result will still be great.

>>63769351
It’s def hard to do a lot when you don’t/can’t show yourself, but even then I appreciate stuff like this since they are streamers and it’s nice to get something different from gaming every now and then

I can already hear the vesties falling in love

>>63769415
a cooking show isn't a twist or a fun gimmick to you?

Why does /MANS/ call everyone's hands fat? They look normal to me, I didn't expect him to have small delicate fingers

>>63769418
kek

>>63769473
GB is more than happy to welcome all the menhera vesties, he's been trying really hard already on twitter.

>>63769487
most anons are retards

>>63769487
They look chubby and soft, look at his wrist they're thick as hell. And it's perfect the way it is.

>>63769453
There is often little feathers stuck to the eggs I get so they never felt sterile kek

>>63769487
same, also male hands are usually just bigger than girls so idk, normal size hands to me too

i wish i was that flour

Quick, triangulate and geolocate GB's point of origin based on this bag of all-purpose flour!

my name is flour and gibby can use me for all purposes

>>63769487
i agree. i am large myself, he doesn't seem to be "fat". chubby is probably the right word.

>>63769553
thats like some off brand shit

that is entirely too much cayenne

Is Goldbullet gay?

>>63769487
fat anons are too fat to know the average size of the hands

>>63769487
I don't think his hands are fat but they do look big.
Again my predictions are GB > Jurard (if he has a handcam) > Ruze > Octavio

The man likes his heat, respectable

FLAVOR

>>63769626
VERY

>i measure by the girth of my own weight
WDHMBT?

>>63769626
incredibly gay

>>63769487
Looking at the base of them and his wrists he does seem large

>>63769676
The girth of his dick duh

>>63769626
He's dating with me, so yes

>>63769553
Badlands

>>63769487
Not to mention cameras make you look wider than you are irl, i’ve seen complete sticc people still come out big in some angles

>>63769553

>>63769626

So does Porto Rico has these random American brands with english packages or is he living in burgerland?

>>63769626
Did you just notice? The way he said zesty was a little hint in case you didn't already know lol

>my Gibbychins
Confirmed fatty

>Would have seen all my Gibby chins

>>63769625
t. a non-southern white boy

He has nice chubby soft hands, are all the anons here burgers or something?

The kyo of holostars ladies and gentlemen

>you would've seen all my gibby chins
The chubby chasers are eating good

>what is that weird white thing

CIRCUMSIZING THE CHICKEN

>>63769797
he’s literally black though

>>63769746
Burgerland Theres a shit ton of different brands all over the u.s depending on what part of the us you live in, that’s also no putting into consideration smaller local grocery stores

>>63769746
Puerto Rico*
He is pretty clearly a moreno rican living in probably california

I need the Tariq Nasheed copypasta for this

>>63769797
retard

Remember when the old mcnuggets had tendons and gristle in them?

>>63769845
yeah this is a real nigga

>>63769351
I kinda agree with you, this is fun to watch but there usually isn't much variety in stuff vtubers do. Any ideas what else they could do without showing their faces?

>>63769797
Unlike Kyo, GB is literally the gay nigga from Atlanta.

FUCKING KEK

>>63769746
>or is he living in burgerland?
Porto Rico is a part of the USA, its just not classified as a state yet

AAIIIEEEE HE'S MOCKING THIRD WORLD INFLATION

This is the second time i've seen a new vtuber be surprised by IDR kek

>>63769866
I’m sure he’s in east coast given the time he said he was up in his zatsu last night

COMMAND GRAB
DUNK

16 main if i have ever seen one

>>63769848
Well yeah that's beside the point, I'm talking about there being random american brands with english packages in Puerto Rican groceries stores. I've never read too much about its dynamics with the American presence in the country
>>63769866
yeah that's what I've assumed since his debut but you never know

the cut off KEK

>gay black smash player who makes cooking videos about recipes from the american south
is this samsora?

I fucking it love it when his mic noisegates him

his mic couldn't handle the dunk

>AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHI-
jej

Did I just see skin

Was GB a furry in his PL? The first thing that popped into my head durring his debut was that he sounds like a thicc gay furry.

>>63769823
me

>>63769997
Damn that nigga probably lives somewhere near me

>WORLDSTAAAAAAR'd so hard on the dunk his noise cancellation activated
my blackest of aunt niggas

>Hannaford Supermarkets are found in Maine (which has the largest number of its stores), New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, and New York (primarily eastern Upstate in the Capital District, the Mohawk Valley region and the North Country).

>>63769955
>yet
Get out of here with that shit
They ain't making a "Fifty-One Nifty Fun United States" song

>>63769997
Basically Tri-state area.

>>63770064
>PL

HE'S NOT BLACK?

>>63770064
go back

What would surprise you the most about GB: him being straight or white?

The bowl is way too small auntie is getting flour everywhere

>>63770127
Probably the first one

>>63769955
It's a unincorporated U.S. territory, it's not part of burgerland. Even if you're trying to be pedantic you're still wrong

>>63770064
Crocodile

>>63770127
neither, he's holo's kyo

>>63770064
PL? He said he's Puerto Rican, not Polish
Hope that helps

>>63770098
>The person who literally said he's Hispanic isn't African?!?!?!?!!!!?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why are anon's IQ room temperature is a better question

>>63770127
being a bad person tbdesu

>>63770098
That skin was really light. Could be lighting but he's probably a light skinned nigga

These tendies are kind of under seasoned, very foodnetwork of him.

>>63770064
protip: on /vt/, holofans say "rm", nijis say "PL"

>>63770190
People are very very very desperate for a black in Holo for some reason I don't get it either

>>63770127
The first

>>63770089
There are actually a few territories that could become states, so more like 53rd or 54th state

>>63770190
Can Hispanics be racist for talking like a blackie

>>63770190
Anons thinks that puerto ricans and black people are the same

>>63770253
We've already gotten 2 in Tempus tho

>>63770283
retard

>>63770283
Can you get even more retarded

>>63770297
Hafus don’t coun’t
>>63770283
He’s nuyorican, I give him the pass

>>63770245
Aren't they different though? RM is the person behind the model, PL is what they did before their current incarnation. Either way that anon is a retard for asking in the first place.

>>63769879
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>63770266
>Fifty-Two Nifty Cool
>Fifty-Three Nifty Free
>Fifty-Four Nifty Vore

It'll never work.

>>63770253
We had one and he graduated already

>>63770347
retard

Why is it triggering me that he didn't marinade his chicken and is also not using a wet and dry hand the flour is clumping up on his hand....

HIS FINGERS BE CRISPIN

>>63761627
im surprised he hasnt done this on stream yet (as far as i know)

>>63770400
flayon is gone?

>chicken and waffles
He’s a nigga end of discussion

KEK

>>63770436
HE'S HISPANIC YOU DUMB ASS

>>63770297
Flayon isn't black, anon.

>>63770421
Cute! I hope if he ever does a handcam, there's heart-hands

>>63770190
i don't watch him much lol, he's the blackest sounding non-black person i've heard so i was surprised

>>63770413
him not seasoning the chicken annoyed me too, but using the same hand is probably because he is to the left of the camera and so using the right hand would get in front of the stuff

FLAY YOU'RE GONNA OVERLAP THE MONETIZATION STREAM
FLAYYYYYYY

>>63761561
Ruze recieving a headpat (he is angry blushing)

Maybe I am an architect....

I never got the appeal of chicken and waffles and I don't know why other black people like them.

>>63770352
Kek, nice

Need him and Shinri to do offcollab cooking and sex

Our last little soulja

I just realized that Goldbullet's voice sounds similar to that of the stereotypical slasher villain that uses a voice modulator.

Guys, he can be black AND Hispanic. They exist, they're called "Afro-Latino", and I imagine their women have beautiful asses.

>>63770520
Yeah, I watched his debut and this and he sounds black af

Do you still love Goldbullet even though he’s gay and black and/or Hispanic?

>>63770526
don't worry, no one that watches Ruze would watch Flayon instead
>>63770583
that term isn't used anywhere else outside of burgerland, who are too afraid of calling black people black and so call them "afro-american"

>Put 'em to sleep
Iconic

>>63770556
carb x protein combo
savory x sweet combo (like maple bacon)

>>63770349
they're both used in the same way (doxxposting)
besides, "person behind the model" for a currently active vtuber is the exact same thing as past life or "previous incarnation"

>>63770668
So, he's Miles Morales?

>>63770556
It’s good if they’re done right

>I usually TEND
HAH! I get it! Because chicken TENDERS!! LOL!!!!

>>63770668
I love my amateur cook gay dad

The sizzling oil sounds are so ASMR, I can't wait for more auntie cooking handcams now

>>63770523
Can't be all he used was cayenne pepper kek but oh well its not too horrible

>>63770571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIV9H1_CCk0

>>63770703
Except gay and fat and shoots guns instead of webs

>>63770703
Ah but here's the thing anon. Miles Morales is spiderman, GB however, isn't

Need him slam me against the wall

>>63770700
Doesn't really make sense but ehh this isn't the place to discuss it anyways.

>>63770762
But Miles is gay.

>>63770682
>watches Ruze would watch Flayon instead
hard agree, i care for Ruze but not at all for Flayon (i only tolerate him on collabs)

>>63770700
No? It's only true if their previous incarnation was fleshstreamer.

Protip for anons. If you are on a rush you can raise the temperature relative to the time you want to cut off. So if it takes 30 minutes at low heat, you can instead do 10 minutes at high heat

>>63770127
Why do you fucking care holy shit I hate you normalfags that put so much time and energy into this instead of just enjoying the character

HAVE A BITE

He snorted! Kek

oh the corn kid video is so good, such a genuine kid

>snorting
Uoooohhhh

>>63770483
Then why is he my nigga?

>>63770845
you are going to eat so much poorly cooked food like that but if youre rushing i guess it doesnt matter

My auntie is making tenddies for us

HOLY KEK

FUCKING MUY DELICIOUSO

Man so entertaining, he makes himself laugh

KEK

Kek what is going on

>>63770483
Yeah he is. He made an ashy skin joke and Vesper was the only one who got it.

>>63770845
this anon likes their tendies burnt on the outside with a side of pink salmonella in the inside

>>63770845
Your going to eat brunt and raw chicken at the same time, don't ever do that what the fuck

Hope he keeps doing this prerecorded cooking content :>

This is a great stream format, I like it kek

>>63770845
Craziest thing i’ve read on this board

>>63770697
Hmmm....naruhodo

>>63770710
Guess I'd better find a decent place that makes them well then.

>>63770983
Maybe Vesper has/had a black girlfriend? I'm white and only understood what ashy skin is because of my black ex

>>63770773
>GB isn't Spiderman
You don't know that

The sizzles are tickling my brain

>>63770993
>>63770997
It's like fugu, the appeal is in the danger

He says the n word...

>>63770845
Do not run a kitchen or have a cookout ever, I beg of you

>>63771079
WHEN

Stop confirming that your chubby I'm going to cum

>he didn't look over the footage
jesus this is a live reaction to what he recorded

>>63771114
>muted himself

>>63770773
i don't think anyone's seen GB and spiderman in the same room

>>63771079
I can't believe he said NEGRO!

>>63770682
>who are too afraid of calling black people black and so call them "afro-american"
This doesn't fucking happen holy shit can you stop being retarded? My head hurts from reading that.

>>63771105
Guarantee that anon is a pasty white American he is going to no cook out

>he may or may not have gotten salmonella

>>63771126
Truly shaving his balls with a straight razor

>>63770773
>doxxing spiderman
kys

Man, I should've ordered KFC to watch the stream...

It's 6am for me auntie...I'm just lying in bed and watching you, I'm so hungry TwT

What’s your favorite chicken spot, /mans/?

>>63771191
>razor
what? true chads use scissors

>talking about membership stream
dude you don't have membership yet, shut the fuck up

I'm waiting for the day he just blurts out "nigga"
It will be the mightiest of keks.

>smores and spooky stories membership stream
Jesus fuck, so fucking comfy

>GB wants to make smores
>saw a tabletop firepit at the store today
It's destiny.

Is this as greasy as it looks?

>>63771280
My kitchen. Haven't found a good restaurant in my area

>>63771280
the coop

>>63771315
Depends if he lets these rest and dry up

GODDAM BITCH

>>63771280
Church's

>>63770845
Anons are dumb enough to believe this, I hope they do it and report back here so I can laugh.

GAWDAMN BITCH

>god damn bitch, oh my god

>>63770845
Nigga the FUCK. You are uninvited to the cookout

>Play don't say anything stupid
>SHEEEEEEEEEESH

>please don't say anything stupid...
>"Gawd damn bit..!"

>>63771280
popeyes is the greasiest garbage in the world but oh my god does it hit

>>63771280
kfc is good and I refuse to slander it

GB stands for Goddamn, Bitch!

GB is gonna nigga in this footage, I KNOW it

The Perfect balanced of scuff and professionalism on one single stream

>STEP FIVE: BONE APPLE TEETH

Gibby PLEASE eat it on stream PLEASES PLEASES PLEASES

wtf is going on with the framerate of the recording? kek

I love it when he goes "DAAAAYUM"

>>63771504
gotta do that slow-mo for those fried tendies

Power Level of GoldBullet is pretty damn high

I love the tenddies slide show compilation

>>63771280
I'm white, so Chick Fil A.

I need those tendies inside me oh my god

I go from lusting for this fruit and him having my sides destroyed any given stream

>>63771280
Beef is better than chicken

>>63771280
Popeyes.

GAWDDAMN

this is genuinely delightful, i love this guy

>>63771594
Lol
Coop and seethe

>>63771455
Welcome to the charm of GB streams. Just barely professional, but still has that professional vibe somehow.

>fried chicken and cornbread
bruh

I hope you're eating your veggies /MANS/

>steamed veggies as a side
Sad. Where is the fries, mash or even coleslaw

>>63771648
Delightful is a good word to describe him overall

He is going to RAPE that chicken with his mouth

GB calling his chicken a WHORE

>>63771687
Little too heavy

>that chicken is asking for it
Auntie wants to fuck the tendies

His hand is reflected on the fork...

>>63771687
He's probably trying to delay the sugars

>>63771673
Yeah sure haha....

What y’all know about Mrs. Winners?

Never forget

>>63771757
im the tendies btw

>>63771688
Auntie just seems like a fun person to be around, i've only been sporadically watching our boys lately but he seems to really enjoy what he's doing! It's a mood booster every time

>>63771793
The horror...

>Shinri, Hakka, GB cookoff
Add that one to the list of things to look forward to in 2024

Three-way cook-off!!

>>63771793
AIEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS

>>63771793
KEK it looked so good until they it didn't...

>>63771793
No...

>>63771793
i can still hear it mooing

>>63771793
What the fuck is this gore

>>63771748
You're alright eating fried chicken, go big or go home.
>>63771761
But steamed veggeis? Not even baked or stirfried...that's just sad

>>63771687
Balance, young one

>>63771857
>>63771860
I want this so much, I’m gonna supa Shinri my next paycheck so he can afford something for once

Xenokunian cooking collab

>>63771911
I'm a fat fuck let me live

>>63771793
What is this and where is it from

>>63771793
For fucks sake axel
You nearly poisoned 2 managers

>>63771899
Steamed veggies are delicious, fuck you.

>the accent coming out
yep

Ruze's short
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1731098459577757959
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1731098459577757959

>home made empanadas
FUCK YEAH LESGOO

>>63771793
didn’t axel defensively claim his managers loved it and then his managers confirmed they ate the tiniest nibbles each kek

Please cook me delicious mexican food auntie I'm so hungry

>>63771967
You're not going to if you had all that as a side

>>63771975
Nothing it's just a nightmare go back to bed, Anon

>>63771793
FUCK, FUCK
DELETE
DELETE NIGGA

>>63771793
I laughed so hard at this I literally pissed myself

>>63771996
At least fucking season it with salt and pepper or something it literally looks like he's just rawdogging the veggies

>>63771975
From the half-anni cookoff where Altare an Magni made a too-thick pizza vs Axel’s mooing burger

>>63772017
I want him to make it and get a lot of criticism from all the latam countries that think they're the ones that invented the empanadas.

>>63772096
Ah I missed that stream, time to catch up on that. Thanks

>>63772038
I said OR!!!! Fries or mash or coleslaw not both at once aaaaaaa I'm not that fat!!

>>63771793
It's funnier when you remember Axel used to flip burgers for a living.

Xenorico is the border region between Xenokuni and the Badlands right

I wanna go to Xenokuni and conquer some thicc Xenotinas

Chicken feet is so good, auntie has great taste

>>63772025
It's beef. You can eat it raw

ah, rocky mountain oysters

>>63772154
Then how did he make that abomination

HES A BALL EATER, GAY BESTIE CONFIRMED

I couldn't ever make myself eat mountain oysters

of course the gay man likes eating balls

>Goldie is a Rocky Mountain oyster guy
I need this man in my life.

>>63772140
Here’s a highlight
https://youtu.be/jJ2npBJfb_M

>GB: and this is how I turned gay

RUZE MONETIZATION IS OPEN

Please eat some fried bugs on stream gibby I want to see you dry heave and puke ToT

He has a culinary degree?

>>63772281
slowchama it activated with 8 minutes til stream

>fried ass
But enough about Canes

>>63772320
WTF I WAS CHECKING

>>63772230
He's Axel.

>>63772254
Kek, silly dingo.

>>63772224
not ground beef
bacteria grows way easier inside a patty than a steak

RUZE
https://youtu.be/I0FRMwWCbIA
https://youtu.be/I0FRMwWCbIA
https://youtu.be/I0FRMwWCbIA

I LOVE MY AUNTIE

After seeing the kino cooking of goldbullet, its time to see the contrast of Crimzon Ruze

>>63772394
Kyaaaa~

I was checking Goldbullet for the first time, and what the fuck is wrong with his voice? Is he using a voice changer? Is he actually a girl?

Or is he just cursed with having the voice of a voice changer?

>>63772394
>"oh no no I can't possibly show the spear, no don't even insist"
>"HERE'S A FUCKING AXE, MY AXE, I KILL THINGS WITH IT"

>>63772380
tartare...

my parasocial enemy feelings towards the baroness and her supas, surely she must have other hobbies. right?

>>63772394
I WANT TO CRY

>>63772462
he's just really gay

>>63772466
To be fair, I think Mane-san shot down posting any pics of the spear.

>>63772462
He's gay, sounds nothing like a girl

>>63772462
He's the sassy gay black dude that we call "auntie".

>im not nervous you're nervous
CUTE

HE"S SO CUTE

>>63772462
This is not the first time you watched him, no reason to lie.